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>>218858480Starfleey Academy: 2026-2027. May we mourn the lost storytelling potential of gay Klingon and gay hologram.
>Target the orphanage.
>>218858631To be fair the orphanage was storing munitions
>Did you like the story where the two crewman fused due to a symbiogenetic orchid?>But if that were true, why wasn't there an orchid when they were unmerged?>And how do you explain the Ocampan woman crying about getting her boyfriend back only to break up with him shortly afterwards?
>>218858631>Voyager does fake mirror universe episode>Thousands times better than anything DS9 did with mirror universe
So, how much of Bashirs personality pre-season 5 was an act? This has always bothered me, were there episodes where Bashir could have resolved the issue with ease and he chose not to so as to not blow his cover? How much of his relationships with people was genuine? I also dislike how after the reveal the characters use every opportunity they can to remind people that he is genetically enhanced. "Use that genetically enhanced brain of yours" "wow you really are genetically enhanced" "aren't you genetically enhanced?" WE GET IT
>>218858769he never used his "enhanced brain" to do anything important. he handicapped himself at darts and was able to do math as quickly as the ship's computer, which doesn't matter because....they've always had the ship's computer. big fucking whoop.
>>218858769It's pretty muche retconed that he was always holding himself back.
>>218858569I feel bad for that show. it never had a chance due to the fact it was set in the post-The Burn/hopeful-evolved-humaity is proven impossible future.if it was Starfleet Academy in a generic -a few years past Voyager- time? Then it would have had a chance (and blew it, but still... there would have been a chance lol)
whaaat how does the alien know anything about Ernst Mach, namesake of the Mach scale?
>>218858769>>218858878He handicapped himself when flirting with Jatzia. He couldve tapped that ass till it broke.
>>218858910The point is all the 'sodes where his super brain could have saved the day in 5 minutes and he let O'Brain flail around desperately instead.
>>218858999Universal translator
>>218858769His genetic enhancements were over-exaggerated. There was that one episode where he led the team of autists to come up with projections on the Dominion, and the point was that the enhancements don't make him a perfect superman.
>>218859036Because he knew O 'Braian got this.
>>218858958Young adults deserve quality stories too. It must suck being an 18 year old and not having any fictional characters with struggles that mirror your own. Boomers and Gen Xers had role models like Kirk and Picard. Kids today have nobody.
>it's a "contrived excuse to bump into an Alpha Quadrant species in the Delta Quadrant" episode>it's a "contrived excuse to encounter 24th Century stuff in the 22nd Century" episodeWhy didn't they just make a Next Next Generation instead of VOY/ENT?
>>218859072Surrendering to the dominion would’ve been the utilitarian, humanitarian approach thoughbeit. I’m sure millions died after that episode.
>>2188585692 seasons too many
>>218859059How does it know, when Klingons want to swear in their language?
This actually made me jump off the couch.
>>218859128The surrender was projected at 2 billion deaths thoughever
>>218859140The science in this episode is dumb as hell but I love the lighting and cinematography in this one, it's so atmospheric and spooky.
>>218858763>>And how do you explain the Ocampan woman crying about getting her boyfriend back only to break up with him shortly afterwards?that was the "worst part" of the Tuvix episode. Kes's tearful plea was supposed to be the tipping argumentalso, Tuvok & Neelix should have both retained memories of the Tuvix-ing and been like, super-close afterwards, yet it was never brought up again, ever (though I guess if they had memories, they would remember Janeway murdered them, so..... lol)
>>218859162We don’t actually know how many died after that episode. The founder’s cancer virus probably destabilized the Gamma quadrant killing trillions too.
>>218859126The two ferengi who got delta'd in TNG, a cardie akoocha coochie who came along for the ride, and...?
>>218859140for me, it's the grease on the window pane. TNG is always so clean.
>>218859140>>218859186that was a "Halloween" episode lol
>>218858569>Academy gets -ACKed right after Shatner's birthdayGod fucking bless you, sir!
I saw the voyager and i fail to see the genocidal captain Janeway meme origin
>>218859330I think he means the religous Klingons on their pilgrimage too
>>218858569As it was always the plan, stop being drama queens.
>>218859452It’s horseshit. Shes about as genocidal as Gul freakin Dukat ffs
>>218859487Oh yeah, forgot about them.
>>218859186The best episodes are when they go: "here's the premise, don't think too deeply on it, now here's the amazing story". Like the Tamarians language in Darmok. Or how the hell could the Kataanians have invented a mind beam matrix technology that could make you experience 50 years of another life in 20 minutes but not have anything more advanced than solid chemical rocketry to send that technology up into space (even 1000 years later that probe should have barely cleared their solar system, to say nothing of being destroyed by the supernova itself) BUT if you get bogged down in those details, you miss out on "The Inner Light"
>>218859497>>218859452Accuracy is always one of the key features of a meme
>>218859330>>218859487Romulan through the tiny time wormhole.And any time there is an excuse to bump into humans (The 37s, Equinox) / Earth (time travel 2-parter with Sarah Silverman, Species 8472 replica of Starfleet Academy). Plus all the Borg drones that were assimilated from familiar species.
>>218859491America don't make shows with endings in mind. they're not interested in "complete stories"take the show Supernatural, its "complete story" was over after the 1st season, then the 5th, then they dragged it out for more, near the end, each season could have been the last one. nope, one more. they went 15 seasons because people were still watching.you betcha SFA could only dream that sort of thing would happen to them (nightmare for the rest of us lol) and they would have made 7 seasons or more gladly
>>218859126Picard fatigue was real as evidenced by dwindling box office and quality of the TNG movies. There wasn't much left to do with the TNG cast and they weren't getting any younger.
>>218859491>As it was always the planNohttps://www.aol.com/articles/star-trek-starfleet-academy-season-100019701.html
Why would they renew it for Season 2 before the pilot had even aired? Now they've just wasted a shitload of money on 10 more episodes that nobody wants.
>>218859675>America don't make showsWhich country are you posting from, raj?
>>218859626All true, but in fairness to the series, it keeps down costs of having to make up new species every episode. And human characters are easier to relate to from a story point.
>>218859538> Kataanians have invented a mind beam matrix technology that could make you experience 50 years of another life in 20 minutes but not have anything more advanced than solid chemical rocketry to send that technology up into spaceIf you simply don’t have the materials to create warp power on your planet you simply don’t have them.
>>218859262>Just surrender bro, it'll get so bad that the people will rise up eventually, trust us.The autists were basically advocating for accelerationism.
>You now remember that Starfleet Academy season 2 supposedly ends on a cliffhangerLmaooooo. Suddenly These Are The Voyages doesn't look too bad.
>>218859691It was already guaranteed two seasons straight out of the gate, regardless of viewer numbers.
>>218859691The show was expensive as fuck. The sets alone were massive.So the argument was "approve 20 episodes and your money will go twice as far"Also, this was all greenlit before Skydance bought Paramount.
>>218859687>hopescan you provide a single example of a producer being hopeful about a project and then it actually happens?in my experience hopeful means they already decided not to move forward but they havent announced it so all they can say is they are "hopeful"
>>218859691Could be an accounting thing, but I did hear that it was filmed as one twenty episode block then split into two seasons. That why it wasn't just cancelled after the first
>>218859724there's gon be a Season 2 lil nigga Season 2 will be the final one though>>218859744that is literally, LITERALLY what I said
>>218859691they already filmed it
This Carpentersloppa would have been better as an episode of Star Trek TOS
>>218859712every star system has the materials. its only a matter of developing the technology. when you have a machine that can compress 50 years into half an hour it shouldnt take too long to figure out. could experience almost 900,000 years in 1 earth year.
>>218859761 Every show that's ever been renewed
>>218859870You stop giving your opinions
>>218859774Nice reading comprehension, mongoloid. The point is that Basedfleet ACKademy is gonna end on a cliffhanger which will not be resolved.
>>218859774are you just retarded
>>218859870DS9's "The Adversary" was basically a remake of The Thing
>>218859774>that is literally, LITERALLY what I saidThey didn't renew anything, because the original contract was for two seasons.
>>218859959they can and will edit it. most likely will tie into a bunch of tng canon to try to force skydance into continuing his ideas.
>>218859538Measure of Man is another story that completely falls apart on scrutiny>We allowed Data to serve for three decades and become the second officer of our flagship>But we can't decide if he deserves human rights or is even alive>Better run a a trial with his own Captain and first officer running prosecution and defense
>>218859959It's okay, it resolved the DS9 cliffhanger: sisko did not return.
>>218859897The whole point was their solar system was going through energy death wasn’t it? Regardless say you need Warpium isotope 34q for warp travel.. if it simply isn’t found in their solar system, and the elements you could load into a supercollider to make it aren’t found either. It’s over buddy. You done
>>218860022They're going to pull another ENT and have the whole thing be a dream sequence by EMH. Drag out Picardo again to close the book (literally and metaphorically)
>>218860071did you forget about emisary akorem again?
>>218859491Oh that's a good point I can't wait for the other Trek shows comi-ACK
If he could read Harry's mind, he should've been able to tell that the Federation will go out of its way to preserve life in any form, including his, and acquiesced to their requests. I get that he hampered their efforts by being the embodiment of fear, but that's not really his fault, he waz genuinely made that way. Even he had the potential for change.
>>218860040Pretty accurate for any form of law enforcement. >we've investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing
>>218860110the key to fed warp is dilithium but there are many other faster than light methods of travel in star trek and 10000 years is more than enough for their scientists to figure it out, and they had millions of years. its fine. still a good epsiode. not like its the only one that falls apart if you start picking at it. much like makeup and sets and sfx we're supports to remember its a tv show. there no practical way for them to fill every hole.
>>218858480>Writer 1: So you guys see that hilarious SNL skit last night 'It's Pat!?' It gave me this idea....How 'bout we do a whole episode around a race of beings that are, like, these non-binary lesbian-looking things? >Writer 2: Hell yeah... and let's be sure to throw in some sexual tension, like maybe Riker is going to fuck one of them....
>>218860246>the true Star Trek fandom breathes a collective sigh of release for the first time in a decade
>>218860269I really think this episode would’ve been 11/10 kino if they did Neelix’s plan to defeat fear through laughter instead of science mumbo jumbo. Seeing him break down trying to scare his captives as they laugh in his face until he shrivels up and dies would have been so good
>>218858569Don't give them any credit.If these impotent incels had their way, Modern Trek would have died after the first season of Discovery.Instead, Modern Trek lasted ten years with multiple series. It only ended because of the fascist pedophile overlords at MAGAmount.
>>218860246>yfw the planned Simian show with the Lower Decks cunt is never gonna be made now
>>218860335
>>218860269he wasnt afraid of being turned off he was afraid of losing access to real minds. also there was no guarantee that he would make it to the feds, they were still 70k lightyears away. otherwise you are right, the feds would hook him up to moriarty and theyd have a grand old time
>>218860383I think they already did that in TOS, didn't they?
>>218860388Keep huffing that copium.
kek what have they done to him? look at this freak
>>218860388>If these impotent incels had their way, Modern Trek would have died after the first season of Discovery.Maybe we should put the incels in charge
>>218860420The Thaw was basically a TOS episode anyway
>>218860415its funny because it 100% validates conversion therapy.
>>218860471True, true.
>>218860480And the only person who was against the conversion therapy was the older male gentleman that wanted to fuck Soren’s nonspecific genitalia
>>218860388if paramount gave 10% of the budget to the renegades crew redstone would own it and we'd have another 100 episodes of pretty good star trek.
218860388you will never be a real woman you will never have a vagina you will never have a womb etc.
>>218860537i really dont understand rikers motivation. all they do is squirt on a husk and cuddle
>>218860566I don’t understand how he didn’t get arrested for beaming down to a psychiatric hospital and beating up orderlies
>>218860565Obsessed.
>>218860732nice nose
>>218860388>fascist pedophile overlords at MAGAmountBased
>>218860732What a dashing young man. Is he on a Star Trek show? I don't recognize him.
>>218860269What are some other 90s 'sodes that have this TOS aesthetic?
>>218860872Move Along Home
>>218860566life finds a way
>>218860732YPWUYRNWTBYYTF
Sisko has zero aura.
>>218860246Yes there is, they're working on Year One Kirk series.
>>218861043they pitched it and skydance passed
The D'Deridex is bigger than the Scimitar.
>>218858590Gold Star gays really shouldn’t exist in the future. Not even coming from a place of homophobia but it’s a mental affliction that makes life more miserable and difficult. If you can correct it in infancy that’s a good thing. The type of gay where the character is just super horny and fucks anything is ok with me tho
>>218861096>D'DeridexAnd is 80% empty space in the middle.
Quick! Producers are scouring through the internet for ideas to plagiarize. Pitch your ideas for the next Trek show.Me? I want a Gul Evek spinoff.
>>218861180That Time I Reincarnated as Gul Dukat Isekai anime.
>>218858480Can I interest anyone in a Root Beer?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VhSm6G7cVk
>>218861180The aliens are too stereotypical to have any substance for a tv show. Gul Evek went to nazi school unti he was 17. Then he went to nazi academy. The rest is history
>>218861180Captain Reginald Barclay of the USS Whatever exudes confidence while on duty but privately he is barely holding it together. The show starts in the dim, dark world of Nu-Trek and it is mentally taxing on him, so he and his crew explore the galaxy in search of a hopeful future. The first season ends with Captain Barclay ordering the installation of brighter lights and carpet on every deck of his ship.
>>218861080The TOS remake was only delayed. It's going to happen eventually.
>>218861180Delta quadrant alliance of races Janeway pissed off invading the Alpha quadrant on a tear for sector 001.
>>218861180>>218861217i want a cardassian office sitcom with a wacky breen recurring
>>218862371>5 Bajoran slave girls? Thats all Legate Dwighere? You need to push those numbers up or else your colleague Jimot will eclipse you. We wouldn’t want you to be “downsized” now would we?
>>218861787its going to be a very long time because skydance cant develop it without secret hideout and skydance didnt drop 120 billion on hollywood to keep playing the same old accounting tricks. they think they can make money and movies is where the money is for star trek.
>>218862169That's pretty much everyone then
Starfleet Academy was the worst show I've ever watched. It wasn't even DEI hatred most people I know who are the biggest fags since Sinners thought it was a horrible show and realized no one lasted past the third episode. I'm even a bit of a reddit star trek fag and thank god I don't have to deal with those homos when i just want to call quark a funny jewish mexican or gal dukat the man of my dreams. it wasonly liars that pretended to like that shit skni shit show. all of the positive threads were also very obviously fake.
>>218862794Most positive threads are just people metagaming and posting bait because nobody is replying to their threads
>>218862794Do you know how awful the ratings must have been for season two to be sent out to die like this? It was regularly getting beat by 90's sitcoms. It couldn't even chart on its own streaming service with no direct competition! I wonder if they'll even bother to promote S2 outside of an obligatory tweet and poster.
>>218860335Except they made all of them be played by female actors so it kinda ruins the whole message of the story and just makes it seem like “evil gender queer aliens want to ban straight relationships”
>>218863101IIRC Frakes wanted the character to be played by a man to really hammer home the message about gay rights. Even in the 90's he was queer baiting.
>>218863101> evil gender queer aliens want to ban straight relationshipsWasn’t that supposed to be the message in the first place? Le>what if gays and straights were reversed!!!It’s like Paul Kinsey’s script from mad men
>>218861097>The type of gay where the character is just super horny and fucks anything is ok withThat's called "super spreader"
>>218863101it's a lot easier to make a woman look like an androgynous ungendered alien creature than a man. casting men where you thereby see that there are clear distinct male and female characteristics would make the entire thing fail. idiot.
>>218858958It really should not be so difficult to write a Starfleet Academy show. You got a group of enlightened turbo nerds and a few Kirk-esque jokers among them who cause problems and learn from mistakes. Keep it well grounded because these kids should not be facing universe ending threats. It's not going to be the most exciting show, but it ought to have some nice slice of life stuff that you don't see in the other shows.
>>218863169actors are all fags
>>218863397SFA was probably pitched to three different streamers before Paramount bought in since they needed more young people watching P+. They have Nickelodeon for kids and CBS/Sherridan slop for boomers. Nothing for Gen Z since MTV shut down and Comedy Central is somehow not dead yet. We all saw the show for the skinwalker that it was. At least we can count this as a victory for TruTrek.
>>218863393>>218863169they already did that though
>>218858769He was a total retcon just like Rom. In DS9 if the writers can't figure out how to make you a good character they just retcon you into a genius.
>>218860480All it validates is the quality of their brainwashing technology.And since we possess no such technology, that aspect of the metaphor is meaningless to our culture.Gay conversion therapy in real life doesn't work at all.
>>218859330>>218859487>>218859626All the reasons for Voyager getting involved in Q's shit, the Cardie smart missile, the Hirogen hologram rebellion, using a Crell Moset hologram instead of just his data, the Friendship One probe, the Mars mission craft, the USS Dauntless kinda, Klingon hell, akoocheemoya sky spirits, the dinosaur diaspora. Surprising there was never a lead on an Iconian gateway, that would be the least contrived thing to include
>>218858958Academy is a fundamentally shit idea, they tried this with Phase 2 and nobody wanted it.
Needs to be updated with Holly Hunter pressing her foot up against the glass/forcefield.
>>218864522>>218860480the nonsensical>born this wayargument implies a cure
>>218864522>I know this because the construction paper cartoon said soHoly soi. anyways it hasn’t been thoroughly investigated nor researched using modern technology. If it has a 95% failure rate that means it has a 5% success rate. There’s also more secular conversion therapy strategies on the fringes right now that boast some success. You’ll just never hear about them because it’s heckin science chud and science means don’t question it>t. Retard with too much time to read who went down an academic paper rabbit hole on this stuff last year
>>218861180Andorian/Tellerite buddy cop show
>>218861180Star Trek
>>218858569Holy fuck that's one fat nigger pigger.
>>218861227I think this is the best scene (and my favorite) in all science fiction. It's like really listening in on a sincere and candid conversation between two aliens, humorous, dramatic, both characters are endearing, and both played by 10/10 actors. Insane to think that it was going to be cut out iirc.
>>218861180>Quick! Producers are scouring through the internet for ideas to plagiarize. Pitch your ideas for the next Trek show.why would we want our ideas plagiarized?just so we can brag that they are making an official show based off of that crazy idea I had? and I'm not getting a single cent out of it?whatever they do, they need a Tribble crewmember. remember tribbles!? if it's on the show, now I can brag I thought of that!!
>>218864746Conversion therapy is little more than torturing children into acting normal around their parents. That's what "success" means to these organizations.
>Ẁ̵̤i̴̻̓t̸̺̉h̷͙͋ ̷̯̋t̶͚͝ẖ̴͌e̴̥͆ ̸̬̾f̴͉̽i̴̬̓r̵̯͗ṡ̸̤t̴͎̓ ̴̜̿l̵̼̀i̷̜͂n̷̝̾k̵̗̈,̸͈̕ ̷̭͆t̵̛̤h̶̺̔e̸͕͊ ̵̝̽c̴̠̓h̶͇͝à̸͙i̷̳̒n̵̢͝ ̸͛͜í̶͓s̷̔ͅ ̵̟͋f̷͜o̸͊͜ṛ̸̓g̵̡͋é̸̫d̸̩́.̷͍̏ ̸̱̎T̸͍͆h̶̼͊ẽ̸̥ ̷̰̑f̷͕́i̴̥̚r̴̻̆s̵̨̾ṯ̴̎ ̵͉̾s̵̺̍p̷̝͌e̶̩͠e̷̤͝c̸̻͝h̵̀ͅ ̵͚͊ĉ̵̤ẽ̵̩n̵̮̉s̷͙̒u̸̫̕r̸̞̈́e̶̦d̶̙,̴̗̌ ̶̋͜t̴̜̽h̴̘̑e̴̡͝ ̴̮̏f̴͖̕i̵͇̇r̷̄s̸̛̻t̴̫̽ ̸̝͌t̸̬͊ḫ̷͗ô̴̺u̵̳͋g̸̩͛h̴̦̀t̴̳̃ ̷̖̌f̴̹̓o̵̞̕r̸̝͑b̴̪̔i̵̽d̴̼̈́d̵̙̑è̸̹n̵̹͝,̶͕̊ ̶̝͆u̷̡s̷͙̈́ ̷͖̀a̷̩̓l̵͇͌l̶̠̐ ̷̩͐i̶͔̚r̵̢̀r̴͓͌e̷̜̽v̵̟̉o̶͎̕c̸̡̊ả̶͖b̷͠ͅl̸̬͛ÿ̵͓́.̶̜̽
>>218865156Broad overgeneralization based entirely on tv shows you’ve watched.
>>218865187>Be minor antagonists that appear a handful of times >Suddenly become major threat to both the Cardassians and the Federation What the fuck was their deal?
>>218865288I assume they're a relatively mid-level power taking advantage of the war and everyone's poor intelligence on them.
>>218865145He should be the first officer and lead frequent away missions.
>>218864579you mean MY FACE
I need to come up with a clever Star Trek nickname for an online game (not Star Trek). Ideas?
>>218865389>mid-level power taking advantage of the warStar Trek really paints a picture of alien races being warmongers. There's some peaceful races here and there, but it's kind of a bleak outlook on the universe that so many aliens in the show had evolved intellectually and technologically to be capable of interstellar travel but then just start wars with each other.
>>218865524What kind of game?>Start Rek'd
>>218861180Only if they air the episode where he gets buttfucked by the Maquis leader.
>>218865187>Not one of the fucktard zoomer actors in the class called that line out in this sceneLike this isn't even about being a Star Trek nerd, that is straight up butchered English. God, we are so fucked it's unreal.
>>218865524SikarianOrigamian
>>218865925>eyeglasses>again>on a god damned extrai hope they all starve to death
>>218865613Star Trek is all about the awesome enlightened humans teaching alien races to not be such assholes.
>>218865524I remember always bumping into someone named Sonofmogh in an online game.
>>218866249All while being incredibly racist to those alien races
>>218865156they could also just act normal and skip the torture. i dont know why homos think theyre so fucking special. there are a thousands things id like to do instead of acting normal but I cant because society demands normalcy. just have some god damned self control and get with the program.
Some fun reading in the shill subreddit's thread about the cancellation, so much cope and rage about "MAGAtards"https://www.reddit.com/r/startrek/comments/1s1p1a9/ellison_era_begins_star_trek_academy_canceled_no/
>>218866748>MAGA got nutrek cancelled >implying this narrative would make people LESS likely vote MAGAwtf if true they’ve got my vote
>>218866294>Lol trust a Vulcan to be such a stick-up-his-ass dweeb>Whoa Klingon don't have an autistic tantrum.>I BET THE ROMULANS DID THIS!>We're watching y'all greedy ass Ferengi.>We should just straight up genocide Cardies.Star Trek at its finest.
>std on voy againi bet this is picardos fault somehow
>>218866748Ellison said he wanted more patriotic shows and movies like Yellowstone and Top Gun: Maverick. He’s freeing up the coffers to make even more Sheridan boomer power fantasies. But at least those shows are financially successful and move merchandise. SFA was a financial black hole for Paramount. They were smart to pull the plug now so the actors could pursue other projects.
>>218866748to be fair it was mostly MAGAtard grifters even talking about this show at all
>>218866966>>218866294vulcans are actually more emotional and have meltdowns all the time just like humanklingons are led by pacifist cowards just like humansuse unethical tactics to trick the romulans into abandoning their successful isolationism in favor of ever entangling alliances just like humansthe ferengi are led by a feminist union boss just like humans the cardis deserved it until damar surrendered unconditionally just like every human rebellion that wasnt completely (and justifiably) anihillated.
>secret hideout's last two contracts (2016-2020, 2018-2023) got renewed two years (2018, 2021) before they ended>also secret hideout's not had anyhing even rumored to be in development besides that star trek live action sitcom since april 2022, which was the single mention of a show-to-be called 'the great game' about>>a washed-up but charming British spy is reluctantly recruited out of retirement by a bright-eyed, tech-savvy, female CIA agent, giving him a shot at redemption as he re-learns the modern, ruthless game of international espionage.>the last non-star trek show they produced was 'the man who fell to earth' shown in summer 2022 this last contract was announced in august of 2021, did someone at paramount a year later suddenly go 'what the fuck are paying them 9 figgies for' or something
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>>218858480fuck you tv/ fuck you for getting academy cancelled
>>218867437> vulcans are actually more emotional and have meltdowns all the time just like humanStopped reading
I see Series Acclimation Mil as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Series Acclimation Mil is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.Yeah. I reckon Series Acclimation Mil does it for me.
>>218867576You have a 'tard fetish. Get help.
forbidden, us all irrevocably
>>218867437I view Vulcans as a race of psychic autists who seal their emotions away because they can’t process them. And their society treats Vulcans who can handle feelings the way we treat our autists: shun and isolate the ones who make us uncomfortable.
>>218867724Peak NuTrek writing
Why didn’t the dominion just destroy the wormhole? It seems like it’d be more their style.
>>218858569I don’t even watch Star Trek, I just follow the threads and butt hurt about how awful it is. I do the same with Doctor Who.
>>218867576I can't hate her, whenever I see that face I'm just reminded of the rush I feel when I draw two cards.
>>218868039Because they never wanted to. Their style is enforced domination to neutralize threats, the clue's in the name. It's the Federation (plus the Romulans) that wanted to destroy the wormhole to prevent an invasion but the Bajorans kvetching ruled that out.
>>218868039you don't get their style
>>218868039It was about sending a message to the entire galaxy that the Federation ethos is gay.
Jake should’ve been executed
>>218868167Kek
>Avoiding reality (that women can't have penises) does not make it disappear, (((Doctor))).Jessie Gender on suicide watch.
>>218868259Reality like dicks aren’t supposed to go in butts?
>>218867569you disgust me
>>218860388It should have died.It damaged the franchise beyond repair .
>>218868224I actually thought that was a bad-ass move, kind of out-of-character for Jake, they dropped the ball on developing him up for the move, or even after ithe basically dared the whole Dominion to kill him and prove they were evil. there could have been a set-up where Garak teases that he basically did the same thing
>>218859140>great barclay's even more autistic as a spider
>>218868505>oh yeaah? You’ll only you’re bad to the whole galaxy by… executing a spy and saboteurI don’t really get what Jake thought was happening around him, he obviously didn’t know what a war was.
>>218865381I watch Re-Animator at least once a month.
In all seriousness I can't imagine today's news is sitting too well with Mister Gender, or Colbert for that matter kek
>dude Starfleet Academy was always planned to have just 2 seasons it's part of the networks master plan broooWhy is everyone like retarded conspiracies like this?
This is the only nutrek we need, not any of that dogshit post ENT.
>>218868697that's a lot
I wonder how long Paraount will sit on season 2 for. They could either dump the whole season next January and have the algo bury it. Or be like Disney who sits on MCU shows for three years because they know the fans aren’t showing up.
Genuine question, was Worf handing power of the empire over to Martok a smart decision or was Worf better suited for the role?
The prime directive in TNG S1 is like mental retard caliber. They’d let Tasha get gangraped on livestream if the aliens said it was their culture.
>>218868937>was Worf better suited for the role?is this a serious question?
>>218868789What would this show even be about? Seven seasons of diplomatic meetings, paper work, and bureaucracy?
>>218868937yes
>>218868975So the west wing
>>218868964You got a problem with the Son of Mogh?
>>218869047What would the viewership on West Wing (Star Trek edition) be?
>>218868259This nigga couldn't brush his teeth before filming?
>>218868937worf isn't fit to lead a ship let alone an empire
>>218869104Worf on the command track in DS9 was some literal actual DEI shit. he is not suited for it at all and had to take pointers from fucking O'Brien of all people for the most obvious shit ever like>when you're the boss of people try motivating them in positive ways instead of being a fucking cunt all the timegod I hate Worf
>>218869159Yet another reason why O'Brien is awesome.
>>218868937I think the writers played Gowron dirty. He goes from being cunning and ruthless to being a retard.
>>218869216yeah they really sacrificed his whole character to plot necessity
>>218869216It is kind of weird how he just shows up and starts acting irrationally for no apparent reason and then gets killed rather unceremoniously the next episode, bit disappointing considering we followed this guys rise to power and got to know him fairly well.
>>218869159Then there's the coup arc when the Starfleet vessel attacks the Defiant and Worf spends a full on minute sitting on his ass before ordering to fire back. Clearly Cuckard rubbed off on him too much.
>>218869216>>218869263>>218869282I think it would have been fine if they'd had him send Martok off on some suicide mission because he's concerned about how popular he's getting. But risking the Empire to humiliate Martok is just stupid and frankly, more dishonorable than Gowron seemed to be capable of. Not that Gowron wasn't a Machiavellian SOB, I could see him having Martok killed; but getting thousand of Klingon warriors killed just to damage Martok's reputation is beyond what he should have been capable of.
>>218869353Worf just exudes insecurity it's so clear in everything he does. he's never in control of his emotions and always has to have someone else check his ego when he starts getting uppity at the drop of a hat it'd feel like a fucking death sentence to get him as your captain holy shit.
>>218869159>given command of the IKS Koraga in season 7>when Ezri finds him he’s the sole survivor in an escape
>>218869465*escape pod
>>218869441Thats kinda what I like about him, he is a deeply deeply flawed character and Dorns performance sells it
>>218869216They played Kurn dirty too. Having him try to off himself then brainwashing him.
>>218869530he is a great character and very unlikable as a person
>>218869441worf should've stayed the weird alien character who got the occasional episode about the conflict between his star fleet duties and his culture, instead of being one of the major players of the franchise.
>>218869554And yet he somehow managed to bag the two hottest women on TNG and DS9
>>218869597yes I don't know if you know this but Star Trek is pretend. Worf isn't real, he's created by writers who can make whatever they want happen to him in the story
>>218869638you're really getting on my nerves, now that i have them
>>218869638No fucking shit
>>218869638
>>218858569Chuds win again!>>218866748I never got this libtards who defend corporslop shows/movies that they dont even watch out of pure contrarian spite. What losers.
>>218869742lol
>>218869744>I never got this libtards who defend corporslop shows/movies that they dont even watch out of pure contrarian spite. What losers.Its their religion. Anything that proselytizes the agenda must be defended no matter how poorly made it is.
>>218869902>he's from an alien race that looks very similar to humans but lacks higher cognitive functions.he's Irish?
>>218868259why did they do this to wolf people
>>218869742>DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? MY VAGINA IS REAL!
>>218869988How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?NONE!
>>218868937Worf's too controversial a figure; people would see it as a sign that the Federation conquered the Klingon Empire. Also he is extremely autistic.
>>218869902Kek, this is just mean
This thread has been projected a designated causality zone, participants are hereby ordered to report to disintegration chambers at earliest possible convenience. Thank you your service.
>>218870342Finally!
>>218867724I like to believe they did that intentionally because "chains us all" made somebody seethe. Which makes it even more dumb.
>>218870342You heard the man Tuvix.
>>218870342
but how will we ever feel closure?Paramount better give Kurtzman his 8th show ASAP
>>218858569They had this qt extra in the background and they still cast those unlikeable freaks as the main cast
>Kurtzman gone>ENT Pluto channel backIt's been a long road...
EMH is such a dick
>>218872061>ill fitting uniform and 30 lbs overweight
could you survive on this ship lads
>>218872125I eat chicken and broccoli for every meal
i'm glad it's over for kurtzman so they can put some other limp-wristed no-talent fag who doesn't like star trek in his place
>>218872146shut the fuck uptrek enjoyers do not lift we all look like this
>>218872125>tuesdayTHAT'S TOO MUCH FONDUE!
>>218872231Ive picardmaxxed
>>218872395up your fondue game nigga
This show glorifies rape.
Did Tasha really get gangraped or did she just imagine it?
>>218872650What, on the Enterprise?
Was The Traveler supposed to come across as a space pedophile?
>>218858569
>>218870342Anan 7 was a good man
>>218873240Yes, they were trying to appeal to Star Trek fans.
Disruptors > Phasers
>>218874335What are the advantages of a slow-moving beam as opposed to a fast projectile?
>>218874904Cinematic license
>>218874904The beam can be dialed up or down in a way that the projective can't. It can stun, it can kill, it can vaporize, it can knock the side of a building off. It can be fired in a continual beam that you sweep around the room, it can be fired in a cone. It's a pistol that functions as every weapon you'd need in one.
How I'll sleep tonight knowing nutr*k is ded.
>>218875183I'm glad it's dead. I'm sad it killed real Trek first.
is it really that difficult to make you own warp coil
>>218875183How I'll wake up remembering TruTrek is still dead >>218858583
>>218875351It can't be, klingons, ferengi, pakleds all did it.
>>218875183based
>>218875183the "news" is spreading, I've already had a few non-Trek fans, who know I'M a Trek fan, ask me about itlol
Now that a based conservative runs Star Trek, does it have a chance going forward?
>>218859128Bashir's plan reminds me of people that say Ukraine should just surrender
>>218875470they should, but that's a topic for another thread
>>218875444Well the wokeslop didn't make young men want to die for Israel so they got to do something right
>>218875373Ferengi bought their first warp drives
>>218875444No. I highly doubt he's a 'based conservative' or he wouldn't be in Hollywood at all, and if he is that doesn't really fix the problem. I don't want their propaganda flipped on it's head and turned into another kind of propaganda, I want people that just act normal again and shows that reflect that.
>>218875562From the hoomans?
>>218875470Ideally I wanted to give Ukraine nuclear weapons at the onset, but I’m a big fan of metal gear solid. Providing them weapons (but only the kind of weapons that can extend the war, not the good ones that can draw it to a close) is kind of evil. And I say that as someone descended from Ukrainians who bought a Ukraine flag the day the war started
>>218872116>ill fitting uniform and 30 lbs overweightSo....Riker?
>>218875685Until the movies, Riker never looked obese to me. He wasn't a ripped olympic swimmer or anything, but he looked like he could jog around the Enterprise.
>>218875586Seriously, why the fuck is that so hard? I don't want to hear ANY television writer or actor's fucking opinion on Trump, good or bad. I just don't want to hear it. People are absolutely mindbroken, especially our so-called creatives.
>>218875685Women should never be overweight. It isn’t haram
>T'Pol visibly straining to keep her composure in the last moments of Terra PrimeDammit, one day they'll bring back Star Trek. It can't just end there.
>Women should never be overweightSays who?
>>218875586You'll never get that again, sorry.
>>218876127
>>218875586>I want people that just act normal again and shows that reflect that.Well look around you, have people been acting "normal" as of late?
>>218876260That's why I'm wanting it and not having it.
>>218875586All of these people either want you dead or a slave. Fucking give it up dude.
>>218876549
>>218860205 #The only part of ENT that was a holocreation was "These Are The Voyages". The remainder of the series actually occurred in the original timeline.
>>218859223I think Tuvok would've agreed that death was superior to being bonded with Neelix.
>>218875745No, you DO want to hear it, because we told you so! Now shut up and buy paramount plus you fucking goy.
>>218877095lol
>>218860388Why do you give them credit for cancelling the show but not for putting it on the air? Do you think that rainbow faggot bipocs somehow bamboozled the execs and managed to embezzle all the money and resources to make these shit shows for a decade before someone at the top noticed? You should be on your fucking knees thanking these people for indulging your mental illness for so long.
>>218875183NuTrek will never be dead so long as it's canon. Everything starting with the destruction of Romulus needs to be totally retconned.
>>218877953its not canon. nothing after voyager is canon. even enterprise decanonized itself.
>>218877953there's no reason the Tal Shiar hasn't time traveled this problem away already
>>218861180Post ENT but pre TOS I guess we get a show about a team of MACOs who do military operations against all kinds of Trek baddos. They can go up against the Romulans who're setting up secret bases inside Federation territory, alpha strike Klangons trying to attack Federation colonies, destroy Orion Syndicate illegal drug manufacturing plants, that kind of thing.They can travel around on a small ship with a few Starfleet people on board to crew it. The captain's okay with basically being a space bus for the MACOs, but his chief officer is a soja-boi beta bitch who hates it and hates the MACOs, even though the series demonstrates the absolute correctness of their mission. The doctor on board will be a hot Vulcan woman, and the ship's armourer is a hot Andorian woman. They both get into straight romances with MACOs portrayed by tall, handsome white men. One of the main MACOs can be a woman (she'd be tough like Vasquez from Aliens, not a girlboss, but I'd want someone decently built so we'd cast for look and build and work on acting skills) that the basedaboi first officer's interested in, but it's a comedic running gag how she keeps shooting him down and everyone's laughing at him, often to his face, about how much of a pussy he is. I'd have the first officer get killed and eaten by gorn halfway through the first season, after he says "oh we should try to negotiate with them!" and then he can get replaced by someone who isn't a faggot.
>>218877856They say autistic people can't understand sarcasm...
>>218878055>They can go up against the Romulansa one episode series
>>218865145>why would we want our ideas plagiarized?Because our ideas are, ostensibly, less retarded and gay than nuTrek.
Watching DS9 has made me actually hyped for the Star Trek Magic set at the end of the year. I want to make a Dimir Gul Dukat deck and load it with cards like Small Pox for the lulz.
>>218868322My Vulcan gf assured me it's totally logical that I want to fuck her in the ass. Sometimes she even lets me. Most of the time she demands I fill her with my human seed. Sometimes I think she tricked me and she's secret a Romulan, but the head's good and the pussy gripping, as the youth say.
>>218869061He's a Klingaboo, anon. Everything the man knows is sanitized Klangon propaganda. They bring it up constantly that what he thinks is Klingon and what is Klingon are two very different things. It comes straight from the mouths of non-Klingons and Klangons alike. He would've been absolutely disastrous as Emperor because he'd be ruling the way his stupid chuni ass thinks the Empire should run, not taking into account the way Klangons actually are rather than how he'd wish them to be.
>>218859223If they had memories then there was no murder
>>218859443Shatner refused to do Lower Decks because the script was mean spirited
>>218858569>PRESS F TO SPIT ON GRAVE
>>218866748THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP
>>218872125. . . where's the buckets of crab legs? Help me Robert I'm going iiiiiiiinsaaaaaaane!!!!!!
>>218861180TOS movie era show with the chunky looking ships and monster maroon uniform
>>218872125What's the surprise
seven of nine is canonically a virgin right up until the last voyager ep
>>218878526she tried to sleep with harry "the faggot" kim but he screwed it up
>>218878526Doesn't she get boned by Chakotay of all people in the end?
>>218878540
>>218878540>gets shipped to the delta quadrant on his first assignment>fumbles seven of nine when she was throwing herself at him>never gets promoted>fucking diesharry should've killed himself desu
>>218878125I guess I've got a touch of the 'tism, but I'm not sure how it's reasonable to tell the difference between genuine retardation and your "sarcasm" since they're the same fucking things.>>218878150Nah, the Romulans are faggaloons. If Jean Luc Pickard can get one over those faggots then my idea can too (and fuck a hot female one up the ass for good measure).
akoocheemoya>>218878826
>>218875183How is it dead?
>>218861180>Quick! Producers are scouring through the internet for ideas to plagiarize. Pitch your ideas for the next Trek show.Fuck no. If they want my, or any anons ideas, then they can purchase them like they used to in the 90s.
