>/ftl/ NEWS:-- Emma got a suicidal letter from her (possibly Jewish) BF but she's STAYING... the letter is real and Jet gave him infinite tokens so he can send more shit...-- Landon diffused the twins' conflict when James couldn't... https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774324951963620.webm-- One fish's arm will be "amputated" every 12 hours... JD's right arm is tied behind his back right now...-- The wiggers have taken the food from the refrigerator because no one's buying shit from the market... the fish tried to resist to no avail... https://x.com/thedesign59/status/2036244753826595047-- Bingo is losing too much weight so Jet is making her eat baby food...-- Landon might have scurvy... https://x.com/UnevenEyebrow/status/2036207553982403031-- Klaus and Benleaks: stop trying to bake threads on /tv/! https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774250232374973.webm-- Elimination on Wednesday, typing challenge, winner gets bullet>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5NEVER reply to early threads! Let them DIE. Only use threads made at the RIGHT time!Previous: >>218881871
GM sunshines
It just wasn't possible.
Order a super pizza during the dinner and a show and letting them do a super bed to restore the vibes tonight
awesome content you may have missed yesterday:
Can someone explain who this faggot is?The retard keeps bringing him up and I'm still confused. Is he supposed to be funny?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcRojv9PZ3Y
>>218885151Super Cheese Fries
I really don't get the James Drake hype
>James tries waking everyone with pots and pans>they just stay in bed
When Jet comes up with challenges he should consider if a bunch of people typing on a computer is entertaining to watch
>>218885163Kek
vibe repair day... taking their food was too far... pizza and Halo 3 today
>>218885155Ghost has been phoning it in for years. His show is just to milk paypigs that are Landon tier IQ that believe any of his rage is real.
>>218885167Its literally just homos who want to fuck him
>>218885167he is unique for this show
>>218885167All the Drake hype died when Jet fucked up the show with kicking Bashir and then letting him back. Production needs to start fucking with the fish more, if Drake was going to leave he would have done it already.
>>218885167he's only there to repair vibesthats itthats his whole gimmick
>>218885197I honestly assumed he'd retired or died until Landon brought him up
>>218885167He’s the most competent game player they’ve ever had. He plays the social game and he actually competes in the challenges. He’s the ideal of what Ben and Jet want, someone who doesn’t care about the fag and nigger TTS but treats it like a real reality show and tries. They understand you need the Josie’s and Twins who do nothing but rake in the money but they want the James Drakes.
Guys it's Tuesday. There will be a show tonight. Are you excited?
i fucken hate bezojust a vile 'human' that reflects every negative stereotype about jewsim so glad he walked on day 2also the way he went after vicki was fucked even jet and bam said it was straight bullying and he went too far, worst thing is he only ramped it up to the extreme because he realized he embarrassed himself so tried to double down, reminded me of sam and the gorilla desk incidentyou can tell the dude was bullied hard in school and he now makes up for his insecurities by bullying othernothing makes me more glad than knowing this creature is the most pathetic footnote in fishtank history
I really don't get the Drake Maye hype
>I'mjussplayin'how do you respond without sounding mad?
>>218885219Only if it's something more interactive than the harp bullshitOnly shows with some crowd work are funny
James
>>218885228>Still seething at a guy that left on day 2bro
wigger landon is too powerful
>>218885228nigga gay af
anisa dressed like a slut
>>218885167just gay closeted men who posted in /sig/ threads on /pol/ who love peak male physique and obsess over it and have all these pictures of shirtless men saved to their computers. Thats who makes up his fans on the show. Gays.
JD says that you should respect people and not be a sex criminal. Do you think he's right?
>>218885155TCR was a radio show that was about giving financial advice a decade ago.Then people started calling in to troll the host, who was initially mad that his financial advice show kept getting trolled, but he has been faking it for a while now.It doesn't really matter. Landon is doing the same fake outrage shit as him.
Where is Xavier btw
>>218885238Bongo is so sexy
Drake
>>218885215James stop using chatgpt and go actually so something on the show my god you have been boring since you tried to get bashir out.
>>218885259Xavier is a Sam bit. No more Sam bits.
>>218885167I think his appeal is not being a loser fishtank fan.
>>218885243well yeah, that was a slot that could have gone to a real contestant instead of a faggot discord mod the collapse of this season follows directly from the piss-poor casting decisions made by the crew
>>218885267*Bingo
>>218885269we jamesdrakecoleman
>>218885253JD is a sex pest. He’s constantly feeling up the twins and he brought a condom.
>no fresh air>fridge gotta pay rent>no long puzzles>zagnut1 NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>218885146we didnt know how good we had it
Coleman
DON'T LOOK LANDON IT'S A TRAP
You chuds will never understand how hard it is to be in the tank, this is literally hell house they aren't even allowed to play video games during the day!
watching BBAU ruined fishtank for me.
>>218885289did the fridge ever pay rent?
Bitchtank > S2 > S5 > S4 > S1 > Bloodgames > S3
Bingo meds status? did Goran get her anti psychotic-ed up after?
>Another night of begging Landon to fuck the goblinaHow do they do it every night
>>218885272What else can he do? The next challenge is an easy one he can't actually win at, so basically all he has in terms of a game plan is trying to get Bashir to vote for who he wants, which shouldn't even be very difficult.
>>218885253JD is an adult youtuber who makes minecraft videos.... and i'm pretty sure those are the highest % of predators
No gym room and equipment is insane
>>218885309nothing happened for the majority of bitchtank
anybody clip emma getting in and out of bed just now?
>>218885107I hate James I hate Emma I hate Anisa I hate BingoI hate BongoI hate JDI hate Landon (when he isnt mogging prod) I hate Jet I hate mintzI hate maejok I can not hate Ben But that about sums up this season for me, the cast and crew are terrible. I hate them all.
okay that was good
>>218885309If you took out season 5, this would just be a ranking of the seasons in terms of punishment to the cast
no reactsimply no fishtank
HELLHOUSE
>Cody squirts ranch in the coffee potMore shit like this please
>>218885215he needs a rival though, it just gets try hard without someone to compete with him
>A new game mechanic!>Collect produce from this room every day!>I am forgotten
>>218885289What does "fridge gotta pay rent" mean?
>>218885326Idk but he is boring nontent imho, the fact we have him over vicky is insane. James, JD, Anisa could all leave and the vibe and amount of tts spam would not change or even mention them because they are so unimportant to the show. Actually Jd gay is a popular tts trend but thats it.
>>218885355>>218885357>>218885369>takes 2 minutes to go rinse it outoh now now i have to clean and replace a cold, 75% empty pot of old coffee with a fresh oneoh no
>>218885251She does every day her husband is probably a cuck
>>218885387Holy shit, you Vickyfags need to shut the fuck up already. Nobody cares about your fat Tayleigh clone that did the same bit every night.
>>218885317He said it’s better content to let her be unmedicated. Like with Jimmy
>Crew likes Drake>Everyone has to hate him nowI see how it is
Why is he shaped like that though
>>218885387Vicky left, retard. It's impressive she even made it past the first night.
>>218885355>>218885357>>218885389This dude fucking sucks where did they find him?
>>218885387Vicky had to be supplied with opiates constantly or she would ragequit the show. She was never going to last and any time she made content by fucking with people she couldnt handle being fucked with back.
Bongo is currently slapping Bingo on the ass to get her to wake up.
>>218885401Probably an open marriage. She's a dominatrix
>>218885415bloodgames 2 volunteer
I love how JD is now walking around with both of his arms because nobody has tied him up yet.
Is this faggot the worst person they have ever got for production?
>>218885215> He’s the ideal of what Ben and Jet want, someone who doesn’t care about the fag and nigger TTS but treats it like a real reality show and tries.Are you genuinely stupid? Jet and Ben cucked him specifically on him playing that kind of game by having bashir back. They did not care, Jet held his tongue in confessional but you know he wanted to just tell James to stfu and that its unfair and his show. They dont want james drakes lel they literally rigged it so all that big brother shit was meaningless. Holy shit watch the show and not head canon.
>>218885408They shouldn't have people who take meds on. Even weirder that they didn't let Jimmy take his. That has to be a crime.
>>218885379They realized they can collect pizza and vibe repairs in the kitchen instead
FLUTANK
Bingo is sick! She needs cold and flu medicine.
What does PTZ stand for
>PPV cams still downJet won.
>>218885442Prime Twin Zone
>>218885442PanTiltZoom
>>218885403You will never be James Drake, you James drake faggots are so obsessed woth your gay icon you cant see that he brings nothing to the show. He is a dud, but he makes you feel tingly to look at I guess so you want him on the show.
>>218885442pan tilt zoom
>>218885430They want Drakes, the problem is they're too stupid to design the show to work.There were about 50 ways to rig that shit at every point that would have still kept Drake in the game. Instead Jet came up and sperged out about how he doesn't know what he's fucking doing.
Bingo is the autistic one and Bongo is the retarded one, I thought it was the opposite at the start of the season
>>218885442a camera that canpantiltzoom
They need to make JD take his shirt off so we can see his weirdly shaped freak body
Also making coffee rn for immersion reasons.
>>218885442Perpetual Twins Zone
>>218885425the difference is watching
>>218885451Unlisted YouTube is better anyways
Bongo is getting the baby food out of the fridge so she can feed Bingo breakfast. Bingo called this bit weird and someone’s fetish yesterday.
>>218885460They dont want drakes. Otherwise each season would be filled with them. Use your brain.
>>218885455why are you so mad
>>218885353even S3 was more pooptank than S5
what type of girl has JD as a boyfriend
>>218885455He's still infinitely more entertaining than Vicky. That's how bad she was.
>>218885411alcohol and low testprobably vitamin deficient
>>218885495One with a dick
>>218885473Swingers love that shit
I really hope clavicular or another looksmaxxer never comes on the show, that whole scene is so Indian
>>218885485Its a mad show
>>218885489S3 was peetank not pootank
>>218885495cuckqueen for gays
>>218885442Pan tilt zoom
>Drake instantly tosses it allGet fucked on, retard.
HELL HOUSE
>>218885243he was that bad
James Drake is walking because of what they did to the coffee! He is NOT happy!
You think Bingo has ever been kissed before?
>>218885510androgenic (wig snatch victim) is the only one with a soul
Just piss in it next time
HECK HOUSE
>putting something in the coffee that's clearly not coffeeGreat job, wigger. Try onions sauce next time.
>>218885542by family probably
>creature>letty>angie>emma>trish>even tayleigh with meth cock buddyAll of these bitches have HUGE piece of shit weirdo boyfriends and the only women interested in ME are FAT and STUPID.I. DEMAND. SEX. WITH. CREATURE. OR ILL SETTLE FOR ANGIE OR EMMA. TIGHT LITTLE PEICE. I KNOW EMMA GOT A TIGHT ASS CUNT FOR A MAN TO GET SUICIDAL OVER NOT HAVING IT.
EPICTENT HE POURED IT DOWN THE SINK THE SHOW IS CRAZY JAMES IS A NUT
>>218885452Twincest*
>>218885542She said she hasn’t but she plans on giving her first time to Sharpfart.
when bashir finds out they messed with the coffee he will think production gave him food poisoning.
>>218885518S5 has fake pee and fake poo>"hey uhhh are we doing pee this season"
Hellhouse sucks but there needs to be some element of torment, this is just pizza and halo house with a few mean messages being read out on a speaker
>>218885495The quirk chungus type
>MAYONAISE IN THE COFFEE POT? THAT'LL HAVE EM SEETHING FOR DAYS!! BWAHAHAAHAH!!in side the demented mind of Jet Neptune
>>218885228his mouth is similar to pic related
JD says he can’t understand a single thing the twins say and he’s looking forward to eliminating them.
>>218885554apologize to cryomum for everything first
>>218885582it's a good elimination challenge that allows JD to win and eliminate the twins.
>>218885589what do tard feet smell like
>>218885559how horrific
>>218885518Only Season 1 was actual pooptank
>>218885592not if that gay nigga has one hand tied behind his back
>>218885582I kind of agree, I dont blame them fully but the audio in the rooms they are in is so terrible I honestly have zero idea what they are saying 99% of the time. I just kind of made that part of their character but it is impacting how I view them on the show.
>>218885589Sexy little piggy oink oink oink
>>218885554letty and trish dont even have bfs
>>218885592he aint gonna win with one arm tied its a Bashir sweep
>>218885582if JD eliminates the twins there would be hellish consequences for him from the fans
*carefully rolls up his hoodie sleeves*
>>218885602They said last night that his constant support has been their shining beacon helping them through their time in the tank.
>>218885621You mean the show would actually get interesting?
>>218885592competition so fair there’s only 2 possible winners
I want the final three to be James Drake, the Twins and LandonJust to see a Chad looking guy dab on the mentally challenged during the final challengesPeak entertainment
>>218885621They wouldn't do shit, those retards haven't even figured out where he works yet.
>>218885616>>218885606>WE ARE NOT DOING RIGGED CHALLENGES GUYS, IT'S NOT GOING TO BE SUBJECTIVE LIKE SEASON 1 WHERE WE TIED A DUMBELL TO VANCE'S LEGS
The Twins have z-celebs simping for them. They aren't going anywhere.
I'm scared the skinny (formerly fatty) might show up and get naked.
>>218885614They did and one was a psycho revenge porn guy who got needed a lawsuit to get rid of and Trish was the passaround girl who ended up in a divorce before 30i however would treat them like QUEEMs
>>218885621Such as? More TTS calling him gay?
>>218885309this is what bantfags actually believe
>>218885640thats sam stuff
The stox immunity is a permanent thing?
>>218885559Based. What a beautiful kind love story. This show brings lovers together. Who is Sharp Fart? He seems nice if she likes him.
>>218885628my life is so much better since i stopped doing that
Production in jungle room
Jaems drake whole wardobe from the teen boy section at a macy's
JD's a creepy fuck
>>218885667You type like a nigger
>>218885657>Who is Sharp Fart?just one of the dozen or so faggot mentally ill paypigs who ran this show
>>218885665He's just waiting to try and ranch the coffee again. What a little bitch.
>>218885655yeah
>gets caught by Jameskwab
>>218885657Weirdo sexpest paypig who dumps money into every season. He tried to fuck Angie but she found him too repulsive.
>>218885682I thought it was just the first elimination because top stox was supposed to take the shot, guess we're in for another fan favorite coasting to the win.
>>218885640>yfw no chris this season >yfw no frank this season
>>218885677Seems good for Bingo/Bongo then. I assume people just get jealous that she likes him? If he has only paid for them to have stuff thats not terrible.
>>218885686Unreal mogging levels already. He better ranch it before anyone else fucking gets any.
>>218885692He basically built this show.
>>218885698Those are both good things
>>218885389If they did small annoying things all day it would eventually pay off with huge crashout
BRAAAAAAAAAAAP
Coffee is now ranched up again. Good work.
>>218885564Yeah, more specifically there has to be conflict, tension and drama between the fish, or at least a freeloader. Just friendtank with occasional wacky challenges and roleplay is lame
>>218885711yaw cause its going great so far
Ranch is too fucking obvious man, you've got to use something else.
>>218885755Like poop
>>218885692Compared to the lore I have seen on the namefags that just post here this guy seems normal.
>>218885429Im pretty sure they just hired him off craigslist or something considering he showed up on like day 4 and wasn't here on the weekend. The fish really like him for some reason, they mention missing him sometimes.
>Keep fucking with the coffee>WAKE UP WHY AREN'T YOU MAKING CONTENT
>>218885724>>218885728no ass
Ranch coffee isn't that bad. I've drank it like that since I was a kid.
the audience i think doesn’t get enough flak for fucking up the dynamic of the show. like, maybe because i’m old now and have a normal life, but i don’t watch anisa or emma on this thinking “NONTENT BITCH FUCK U.” like they’re just there, and sometimes they’re part of stuff that’s worth watching and sometimes they’re notyou can clearly tell that the basement wiggers are tired of this dynamic as well and all this talk of a “new audience” or “different approach” this season, to me, is evidence of this
>>218885601tardtastic
>>218885777?
Landon is the only interesting fish this season its a shame he got paired with duds.
>>218885589those are so good
>we changed our mind about friendtank, please make content >no poop though
>>218885777
>>218885451I'm watching on PPV right now
What's with all the Jimmy tier TTS
>>218885777I've heard of people unironically putting mayo in their coffee, ranch isn't far off
>>218885770it seemed funny in jet's head after he took a big hit off of his whippet balloon
Anyone know the name of JDs jacket? I want to buy it
>>218885788Instead of putting cream or sugar in my coffee, I put about a half teaspoon of ranch in it and stir. I call it Texmex coffee.
>>218885796A mouthbreather as well. This guy is far gone man.
>>218885802They are sent by jimmy fans
>>218885779This is not your kinda show anymore gramps. Holy shit imagine getting it this wrong.
>>218885800now switch to any other camera
>>218885796i really hate this fucking faggot
im so horny all the damn time guys
>>218885779the reason people are sick of those types is because they coast to the end and then win the grand prize for doing nothing.tj, tayleigh and shinji did absolutely nothing. all the good fish were kicked out before the 2nd half. payton fucking made it to the final 3 doing absolutely NOTHING and only got kicked because she was underage and they were going to vegas.
Crazy that Emma just let her boyfriend die last night
>>218885819>texmex coffee
Ellie still in CA. Not with the wiggers
>>218885822us whites need to claim her backshe is too freaking sexo
Did this fucking retard just put a cup of boiling hot coffee in a plastic bin?
Vance wept...
>>218885822let me know when she actually shows something and dont fucking waste my time again with this shit
>>218885779You gotta think, the normie twitch viewer watches people just sit there and talk or play video games. Nothing crazy. This might be their target audience.
Complaining about the type of coffee now. They are so spoiled it’s just summer camp in a house
Bingo is barefoot again
>>218885847They already used her up, why would she still be with them
doing this to mints after barracading the door down knowing sam isn't there to rip my arms off
>JD threw out a full cup of liquid in the garbage can instead of pouring it outDo americans really do this?
emma went to SHIT
>>218885779I think the problem is that they can't be excused, because they both came on knowing what the show is. These bitches treat the show like a vacation where they can get on camera and have eyes on them with putting in zero effort to do anything entertaining. I hear where you're coming from, but if you didn't want a bloody nose you should have stayed home. Fans, especially the girls, have proven time and time again that they overestimate how to handle the show and they end up sucking.
>I'll take it from here white boi.
>>218885873can't dump it outside because they're not allowed outcan't dump it down the sink because it'll screw up the plumbing
Seriously, what the fuck is this retard doing?
i'm bored. Jet, it's time to make one twin drop the other in a vat of boiling water
>>218885873only people who have never taken out garbage in their entire lives
I wish we could watch an old season as if it were live instead of this season.
>>218885885James is such a faggot and gets mogged by a down syndrome janitor almost daily
I demand that Cryo is known as cum god Cryo from now on
>>218885873midwit doofuses like JD do, sure
>>218885855
>>218885847What does this image prove? For example, nothing about CA is on it. Or if it is, is it even her package?
Goofus and Gallant are nontent and I’m tired of pretending otherwise. Getting literal tards drunk every night isn’t content.
>>218885888Nice digitsAre they doing plumbing work again? Why cant he dump it
>>218885895I thought you used to be able to rewatch full seasons on the site
>>218885906>Goofus and Gallanthi granddad
>>218885910He can dump it, Drake already did with the last batch. I have no idea what this fucking retard is trying to do, pour off all the ranch?
this nigga just keeps pouring new cups from the same shit
>>218885913that was never a feature. only clips and edited episodes.
jd doubling up his cup too, to not burn his faggot ass weak hands
>>218885107Jet I am bored *clap clap* Make one of the twins have a PTSD crashout Now go make it happen*shoos with hand*
>bingo bongo are glorb fagsbased
Bullet elimination is so stupid
THE FUCK THIS NIGGA DOING
>>218885897You’re showing your retarded ass if you think James doesn’t just humor it. It wouldn’t take a lot to get Landon upset.
>>218885910Something about a plumber was on the basement whiteboard
>>218885937Just say you're worried your favorite might be getting shot
Landon stox are only above the twins because it doesn't matter right now. Twins fans will pump them when the time comes.
>>218885934This but unironically Make them shower together and record it
lol the twins know
>>218885934he is already denying them food and meds
>>218885943Landon isn't the one who cried over a fucking internet show and tried to throw themself over a cliff but sure, James is just doing a bit
>>218885936I hate that I enjoyed the family guy glorb song. I don't even like family guy, spongebob, or that genre of rap
>>218885956It's actually because they got pumped by production for the DPOS challenge
>ice coffeeOf course this guy is a faggot.Filtering the ranch is full retard.
Bingo looking cute today
>>218885897Landon wigger is is most powerful form we have seen so far. James was so frustrated he even took it out on Bashir after.
>>218885960Know what?
Where is everyone?
>>218885215Didn't Jet and Ben say last night they couldn't allow poop or pee throwing because of James Drake? He seems to be actively cucking content
Put a freddy on fucking retards
>>218885985We're in a nontent suckfest stretch.
>>218885978He probably goes to starbucks daily with the girlies
they need to block off access to the computer room dude
i wish i wasn't allergic to coffee. these fags are making me crave it.
>>218885985Voted off. This is all whos left on the show.
Drake is amazed that these retards are just filtering the fucking ranch out instead of just making a new pot.
>>218885819>>218885846Ranch dressing hails from California tho?
>>218885999They need to lock the room up and never use it again
>>218885984they said "its probably mayo"
>>218885992They don’t want the show to be pee and poop and shaving girls heads.
emma's been in the bathroom for a long time. she must be pushing out a big healthy morning log between her tight little brown holei bet by now she's got a little bush growing.. hehe
>>218886009Alaska initially
Yep, I'm thinking it's time to make some coffee
>>218885965He literally shit and pissed himself over a joke bit. James is also not doing “a bit” you dumb fuck. You can’t recognize variations in personalities and think everyone should just figure out a game made by a bunch of drug addicts. People like you are why the longhouse exists, remember that you waste of skin.
it's pizza and Halo day
What’s the point of this retarded boring season
The next freeloader is going to be insane and cause problems and Jet will remove them to continue with vibe repair
Ummmm where the freeloaders?
The tard twins know how to operate the coffee machine. I bet you have the retards like Jon, Jimmy, Daniel, etc. probably don't know
>>218886026Jet should start making the girls poop in buckets and then selling it.
>>218886043They need to find one first
>>218886047Freeloaders are a Sam bit. No more Sam bits.
>>218886047Jet has to do a week of auditions first sorry
>>218886018why thats the only enjoyable part of fishtank
>vibe repair actually crashes the vibes
Jet needs to get them these costumes and style their hair like this
put a frankie on
>>218886042Ferraris and Balenciagas
>>218886042every season has had a hook of some sort. Or some kind of twist.This is just endless nothing with no end in sight
>>218886048nigga did you forget, coffee was the only thing jon would drink?
>>218886048they are not tarded though just a little socially awkward
Any TTS that says a username should be blocked
What's the fit today Bashirbros?
where's the freeloader Jet
>>218886018Yeah didnt Mintz say that in caht or on X before the season started that all the “fishtank/hell house” stuff is basically not happening. This season marks the transition into a normie sanitized show, its basically a season one now. Like the show will only turn more into this kind of stuff.
>>218886043Just check Jets latest follow this is your upcomming freeloader, surely she will bring more content and is not just there to be under Jet's desk
Holy fuck these threads are miserable
>>218886034You're seething because I called the ex-gay suicidal failed actor a nontent faggot, I guarantee you he cries again today
>>218886082It's a miserable show
>>218886080At least she's hot.
>>218886078>we want to screw over our entire existing audience to chase the audience that wants to watch people eat pizza and play halo all nightBravo Jet!
we are getting multiple super hot girl freeloaders today who's secret task in the house is to make as many viewers coom
>>218886049the truly fucked up part is that some retard would pay a crazy amount for each of them
Every time I tune in director cam is in the computer room watching someone play Xbox. What the fuck is going on anymore
>>218886080boring simp bait for jet to fuck, coolthere is actually no goal this season
Wait is the elimination challenge just those puzzles again? Anisa's fucked if so
>>218886100I would pay at least $500 for Tayleigh’s poop.
>>218886106out my ear
>>218886094Jet has hated this audience since the first season. No surprise.
>>218886111Typing challenge, JD is handicapped. Bashir will almost certainly win.
>>218886106there's been literally nothing else to do the last 8 days besides play xbox and eat pizza
>>218885777I'm going in
I beg jet to put more limitations on the computer room JD is a retarded computer nerd and goes in there 24/7 cause muh video games, also boredom Leeds them to do shit
Boingo simps just got an ocean man clip
>>218886106
Is wearing your socks over your pants an autistic thing?
Bongo has a genuine crush on Landon doesn't she? She laughs around him a LOT and I'm guessing she thinks he's in her league (unlike James)
>>218886067the "twists" also usually ruined the season
>>218886111it's a typing WPM challenge
>>218885107Genuinely kill yourselves for watching this fucking trashSam hyde fans are some of the most insufferable fucking losers on the planet
>>218886089Dumb tranny brain trying to decipher my feelings on it. I don’t get triggered like you. And so what if he cries? You’re going to pretend you’re a real man or someone that anyone respects?
>>218886118Bashir needs to be amputated for that.
>>218886138Sam isn't involved with this season
this seasons twist is that Jet Neptune is a alien who needs medicine in order to live (ozempic)
>>218886106I think this season is a trial for some new project he wants to try. Maybe Jet is pivoting to 24/7 livestream type show? where also nothing happens.
>>218886123He's a faggot who knows he can't be in there, but will shittest production every morning before they wake up and kick him out.He literally shouldn't even be moving around right now, his arm is supposed to be tied behind his back. That's how much of a metagaming faggot he is.
>>218886011With no door?
>>218885410I hated him before it was cool. I was the one who pissed off all the drake fans saying he'd be hated in a week. We're almost there and I'm feeling pretty right.
>>218886138sam hyde isn't involved
>>218886118>Typing challengeThat sounds entertaining.
>>218886138Lucky for you Sam isn't involved anymore and the show has suffered greatly for it.
The plant challenge and the dpos challenge were the best part of the season, it's a shame the wiggers don't want to do challenges anymore.
Genuinely love yourselves for watching this fucking gemJet neptune fans are some of the most awesome fucking winners on the planet
>>218886130lol no even girls like her wouldn't settle for anything under James level
>>218886138This show is hosted by Bam Margera and Jet Neptune. Sam Hyde is not associated with this production.
>>218886080It's literally just Emma but hotterHer presence will cause Emma to have a mental breakdown. I bet production names her Jemma or Ella or something like that
>>218886138hell yeah
>>218886164Challenges are unfair
>>218886138Who Sam
>>218886146Why would you ever want JD to win? Only 1 fish can be handicapped at a time.
>>218886138>Sees thread of show they hate>Seethes >Comment calling everyone retards for watching
LANDON PICK IT UPUP UPPICK IT UPUP UP
>>218886154Yeah you're pretty important.
>>218886173they should call her claire or claudia
>>218886170
>Rule is no xbox allowed during the day>First thing JD does is turn on the xbox in the morningUhm.... so i guess the rules matter until they don't matter
>>218886181i want JD to win because I hate the show and I want the worst outcome
>>218886173you can see through the instagram filters that her face is kind of fucked looking
Bongo and Bingo are going to have the most grim bleak post-tank arc. I can just feel it. God help those two retards..
>>218886170hmm this rings false
>>218886164Plant challenge was good for the few minutes of Bashir going apeshit and then 4 days of nothing
>>218886194fishtank bwoken
>>218886192Gemma would be my pick
JD is jonesing for some halo 3 right now
Jobs are up.
>>218886138Who the flip is Sam Hyde?
>>218886194what is little Jetty gonna do
Bingo hungry
>>218885107So for pre show lore Jet did some le epic master troll with World corp? What was it just trolling the boards? How is his fishtank show not just that? A long troll?
Saw a nice tlp at the gym this morning. Emma sized except tone everywhere and excellent posture. Tiny toned butt. It was nice to see.Not giving the fish a gym is sick and wrong if only for creeper gym camera angles.
>>218886082Stop reading it then
What happened to PPV? Is director cam the only one that works?
>>218886194Jet said they can play in the morning before he wakes up and jobs are assigned.
>>218886194What could possibly be the punishment? Wearing handcuffs? You can just say no. You think Jet will call the cops and bring attention to the stream?
>>218886080just pump the house full of HOTGIRLFREELOADERS
>>218886210good emma...
>>218886194Production fucked up bringing a guy like him cause he breaks rules but not in a fun way.. like inspect element to copy text, lame ass guy
>>218886164They've been trying to reinvent the wheel for almost three years
Should I send a letter to Bongo today and tell her that I love her? She’ll probably forget by the time the show is over.
>market job>stand in the shop for 4 hours>the fish shop for 15 min a day
>Why is JD in the computer room!>contains the literal only mentally stimulating activity in the house
>>218886198Yeah Jet's gonna have a case of buyer's remorse when she arrives in the tank.Like he did with Emma. And Vicky. And Anissa. And probably Summer and Letty too.
do you think bashir is secretly doomposting about the season in his head
>>218886231Use the YouTube playlist
>yeah I stole honey from the store>oh cool here is your moneywhat did jet mean with this?
Landon is depressed actor.
Emmachads..... what's the move today?
>>218886181JD doesn't need to win. Bashir needs to be re-eliminated. He shouldn't even be there.
the wiggers came up with like 3 jobs
>>218886275bikini day and cum
>>218886240Exactly glad someone got it
Did they only come up with like 5 jobs?
>They all wake up and go to their office jobs
>>218886275>>218885134
>>218886269can we get a hint as to where to find it
don't tell me the jobs are recycled again
I wonder if Landon is going to work out that Drake had this job the other day.
>>218886269link?
>>218886280They use chatgpt for pep talks, but can they not figure out how to use it for challenges?
>recycling the same actor bitscome the fuck on
>JD trying to focus on his long puzzles>every retard in the house wanders in to start yelling and not doing anything
>>218886275Doing another little crying dance.
>>218886248you need to stop this, aryeh
>>218886275I cooled on her once she revealed she listens to Red Scare. As someone who listens to the occasional RS episode myself, I know exactly the kind of person Emma is, and it ain't good.
Why aren't there more non-elimination challenges?
>>218886194
>all the women get the job Enslavedwhat did Jet mean by this
>>218886314because they dont have sam's money to give out
>>218886271The twins didn't catch him so he gets away with it.
Fuck you doomers I’m enjoying waking up with the fish and having coffee with them :)
>>218886314it's more about pizza and cod now
Half the house knows that cleaning dorm is just a cover at this point.
>sit in the market>sit in the computer room>sit around the robot>sit acting depressedbravo
>>218886275Waiting for her to sleep so we can stare at her ass like every other day
post your face when james drake ruins your kino show
>>218886301>>218886296https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLubkImeKb5Crf3OxD-8pnXlE12nIe0S9_&si=3iuGuKMxgBJ-eZyq
I'm going to post the playlist
>>218886309
>>218886313depends on the era when she started listening.Dasha and Anna have been pretty erm... BASED lately.
https://x.com/vilerat_/status/2036465628500869625
Its only day 10, its a slow boil! let things heat up y’all!
He was the soul of the show and your leftist politics/brown skin/transgenderism didn't allow you to see it
Never mind
>>218886314Because every minute Jet spends making the show fun is a minute he can't spend gooning to videos of Emma crying
Fishtank Digest | Season 5, Day 9https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1oGADyG4rg
>show is 1/3rd of the way over>nothing has happened
>>218886275Daydream about BBC
>>218886363trvke
>>218886352I hate this fat cunt so much it's unreal
>>218886369we watching cucumberfeet bitch
We've had like what, 5 challenges in 10 days?
>>218886373>1/3rdbam confirmed it was a 2 week season yesterday. we've got 4 days left before the show ends.
>>2188863551/3 of the way through
Bashir needs to pull a Mr. President and jump in front of the bullet to save someone else. He can say something like this is why god brought me back to complete his arc.
emma is doing her makeup again today :)
WHY CAN WE NOT CHOOSE TO VIEW SOMEONES DESKTOP
Gnosticism is real and Allah is literally the Demiurge who sent a demon disguised as an angel to trick an illiterate warlord into ushering in the anti-christ.
This fucking retard doesnt know the word Arena
I'm sick of hearing what a virtuous muslim Bashir is. It's like Jon's act without being fun.
>>218886400Wes couldnt figure out how to vibecode that to work
what i hate the most about AB is the way she types
>>218886386his shit was boring today
>>218886397last time, they were blindfolded and shot in the back on their knees
Don’t worry, shit will get interesting once Bam arrives.
>>218886400Wiggers cannot support any more streams, please understand.
>>218886421well the show is boring.
>>218886411A LONG PUZZLE
>>218886411This is why I hate him, feux intellectual
>>218886305For real chatgpt would come up with way better challenges lmao. all they have is recycled challenges from every season and retarded boring shit
justify their existence
Recycled? The ice counting challenge was completely original!
send in frank alreadythis is dogshit
>>218886339Don't post this the wiggers will see
A fucking typing challenge.
>>218886335thats about all she’s good for and she’s not even packing much.
Only binx can save season 5
I GOT A BIG OL' BRANCH, MY NIGGA
i miss head
>>218886311Don’t compare me to that disgusting Jew. My love is pure.
>>218886416Jon got boring after a while too. Your mind is filtering that.
Seriously does someone have an actual working restream for all the cams? I'm not paying the wiggers $10 for this shit and PPV is fucked. Please and thank you
9 hours into the Cell isn't as boring as the last 48 hours of show
>>218886405Or maybe harsh climates create harsh war like retarded people. Same thing. Desert heat is evil.
>>218886448Something for the night shift to masturbate to
>>218886448cast is so good that they needed 2 of the most boring contestants possible to even it out
>>218886484scroll up retard
>>218886438There is something extremely irritating about watching someone be a faux intellectual. Its not impressive that your cool and smart, being a humble retard is far superior
>>218886339>>218886484.
>>218886323Mints vibe coded it in a half and maejok tweaked it
>>218886482No he didn't, there was always something happening with Jon at one point or another. Bashir is boring 24/7.
>>218886488tell that to the Egyptians and Macedonians
>>218886448Anissa has done more than JD and James Drake, considering the poop hot tub and drunk piece of shit. And there is seriously nothing to do. This is entirely Jet's fault for not giving them challenges that can be done throughout the day. This was already tried successfully with JC and the chip challenge. And she was a huge normie.
We watch L0TAN recaps
>>218886453That’s a Sam bit. Jet hates Frank.
>>218886487S3 Cell was more fun than the last 8 days of S5
I'm going to fucking kill myself
What is this busywork program they are using?
>>218886503>>218886505I am indeed retarded. Thanks guys.
>>218886504Exactly my point I'm dumb as shit but it's helpful cause I can spot when someone else is
>>218886525Some slop mints vibecoded.
>>218886482He did, but he'd at least have moments. Bashir does nothing but talk about Islam, pray and shill music and films to the confessional cam.
Reminder james drake is the reason this show sucks by the way because jet thinks he is the normie viewer...he totally would stay if he wasnt being paid
Jet's brain is a mystery to me, he is annoyed at the fish for nontent but gives them nothing to fight over. He created the entire market room but gives them doordash every two days. He does a 2 day vibe repair then goes on the basement cam and says "today sucked".It's baffling. He knows it's bad, and has encouraged all of the worst elements of the show.
>>218886313So she’s boring AND retarded?
NO MORE SAM BITSHALF ASSED WAGIE SIMULATOR IS ALL YOU GET
>>218886520what happened to that nigga i remember seeing his shit during s1
stop linking the playlist you niggers
>>218886352Why would anyone waste their money on that
>>218886503missing job board cam
>>218886512Not really. In fact, 80% of S1 was them just lounging around.
>>218885167He’s the normie
Anissa is the slowest typer in the house but instead of practicing all day or making content for the viewers she does nothing and applies makeup
>>218886521And Jet only hates him because Frank called out Jet on suddenly firing a good editor because he just didn't want to pay him as much as he asked.
even if landon didnt have the act depressed job theres no way they all arent feeling down.10 days of heavy drinking and shit food they must all feel terrible
>>218886550this is why you don't cast pearls before swine. don't be helpful next season.
Is Director still the only working camera on PPV?
>>218886546>yeah i know yesterday was fucking boring so today we're doing the same shit
>>218886546Introducing the Xbox room was a mistake.
landon is trying to make bashir think hes depressed. unfortunately, bashir is a low tier psychopath.>do a pushup
>>218886550Why
>>218886546galaxy gas puts literal holes in your brainhe is a sub 80 iq wigger retard unfit to run a gas station
>>218886584Wiggers will find it
"yeah, james drake is the best, if we make it like fishtank james will leave and james brings in new audience. the normie wants to watch people type on a keyboard while nigger plays in the backround for hours on end"
Muslims just suck ass
>>218886438You mean faux?
>>218886467literally everyone is saying this
>>218886550Needs to be kept /bant/ only from now on.
>>218886596Fucking retard.
>>21888660133 (maybe even 34)
>fish so bored they’re doing the workslop bit unprompted
I just came back, why is Landon crying?
did they give them extra time? JD finished all 25
>>218886620it's his job
>>218886596Who the fuck is James Drake bringing to fishtank?All the new fans like retarded people like Landon and Bingo Bongo
>landon is fine all morning>goes to confessional after receiving a job envelope in front of everyone>comes back depressedcome on
>>218886620Depressed actor job
>>218886549No clue, I know he didn't even finish recapping season 1. Apparently deleted his channel but google doesn't have any more insight
>>218886627its working
>>218886620It's his job.I wish my job was to get Anissa to console me
>>218886546One time, Jet was playing his music for a couple girls and one asked him if it was a joke and he got really confused and offended.
>>218885107>Emma got a suicidal letter from her (possibly Jewish) BFI’m now going to simp for her to piss him off.
>>218886617Just turned 34 this past week :)
And we get a typing elimination challenge, awesome.
>>218886620LMFAO tranny drakeseether wya?
>>218886620He's doing unironically well with the "act depressed" job he has been assigned.>>218886627TO BE FAIR, they probably didn't think that the exact same jobs would happen over and over.
>landon wants to leave>twins want to leave>james drake wants to leave>emma wants to leaveahahahahahaha
Bashir gets it now he knows what Landon's job is.
>>218886627doesn't help that wiggers came up with 5 fucking jobs
>>218886627Multiple things could have happened in the confessional to be fair. He could have been told something about his personal life that made him sad.
EVERYONE'S FAVORITE THING ABOUT FISHTANK? IT'S THE ROLEPLAYING AND CHORES OF COURSE!
>>218886601>ai lockscreenbruh
YOOOOO HE DREW IN ANISA HE DID IT THAT'S BOTH OF THEM>>218886627He was really genuinely depressed last night for hours when he couldn't sleepSo he should have mentioned that not being able to sleep well is getting him down tooBut overall he just cleared the challenge in the first ten minutes of receiving it
>>218886562jet needs called out more. the more power he has over the show, the worse it progressively gets. now with nobody to check him without fear of losing their job this is what we get
>hey should we make new jobs>nah im tired just mix them up and put them back up on the board
>>218886653retard
You guys are retarded man, how are you falling for Landon's daily job?
>x fish wants to leave!!what's wrong with this poster?
>>218886652they got jobs again?
>>218886653Landon's job is fake depression your other statements are still true.
>>218886676it's a bit
>>218886623>>218886627>>218886636is it actually his job to cry and bait sympathy? lmfao
>>218886653landon is acting, emma could leave, I don't give a single fuck about her. What about the twins and james drake, did they said they want out?
>>218886677>vicky left>charity left>bezo left
>>218886664she goes all day without a single thought in her head, are you actually surprised?
>>218886681Yeah exactly lmao
>>218886601literally nobody has said this besides two incels simping for a 34 year old blacked hag.
>show has been so boring people haven’t even swatted the house after first few days
so now landon is going to be boring all day because of thisgood job I guess?
>>218886615thats what jet said last night
Give Jet the gas station clerk job and have him do it for the rest of his life
landon has already passed his task
does emma have a single outfit that isn't shamelessly trying to show off that she has a flat stomachits so obvious she has an eating disordercould proly get her to crashout and quit easier by calling her fat instead of lame jewish boyfriend shit
guy whose tv show idea is for contestants to do proofreading on a computer
I like how Landon always does his job despite never spending a penny in the market
>>218886696He's only really not boring when he's drinking anyway
>>218886686>James Drake said the show is boring>Bingo hasn't been given her medication and food
Bengo is leaving!
>>218886693>blackedYou're mentally ill
>>218886702
email alienmode at gmail dot com and make the best case you can why jet should be fired
>>218886672Landon has a Job to be depressed Emma said she ain't leaving even after her psych ward bf threatened suicideTwins are waiting for frank Drake can't because he's too locked in to winning a fake gameshow
>>218886705if we had her social media we would see all her body checking posts
Landon is overselling it.Drake got the girls to start weeping by just acting like a sadboy.
>>218886696he already got two he could cash in and be happy for the rest of the day
Everyone is blaming Jet but i'm sure hes still passed out from his kratom binge last night, i think we need to start looking at the morning crew: Mints, Vance. what the fuck are you guys doing when Ben and Jet aren't there? do something creative or funny.
>>218886705She's a red scare ho. they lowkey encourage eating disorders
>>218886694>show is soo friendtank that the local government hasn't shut it down.
>>218886705jealous much?
Bashir is converting Landon with his Jedi mind tricks.
James Drake isn’t leaving, he doesn’t quit and Bashir told him that he’s planning on walking since he believes he doesn’t deserve to be back.
>>218886719They're in the computer lab you annoying fuck. God, I can't stand people like you. I start my day and I already have to deal with this annoying bullshit.
Why is Landon sad today?
>>218886738Why is this faggot JD walking around with 2 arms? It's bad enough they let him play gaylo with his arms behind his back like a faggot when it was meant to be amputated.
Expect a BIG pop today
>>218886739whats red scare?
>>218886728Imagine going on fishtank if you have a psych ward family member. I would apply for fish or freeloader, but only when I'm completely financially secure and retired early so as to not be threatened about being fired from my job or something similar.
Landon is like if TJ got hit on the head with a hammer that destroyed his intelect and looks and made him charasmatic and entertaining
Crazy that Emma doesn't even care her boyfriend is dead
What did that guy put in their coffee?
>>218886761peter thiel-funded feminist podcast
>>218886699He’s not wrong if we’re describing the lowest common denominator of normie, such as fishtrannies, MAGA voters, conspiratards, and their pets.
>>218886755they forgot ok
i missed the jobs because director cam isnt directing
>>218886759>comes in the house and sits around for a day then leaves once pressed in the slightest
why isn't Landon wiggered up wtf
the boyfriend is fake thoughbeitits a ploy to make herself more attractive lol
>>218886773Cum
>>218886773mayo that was washed out immediately
>>218886768Average female behavior to be honest.
>>218886768only thing emma cares about is how many calories she ate today
>>218886516Northern Egypt and Macedonia are Mediterranean with seas and major rivers. Mecca was an inland desert nigger shit hole. Harsh heat and sun = niggers
>>218886759I would unironically love to see Anna (and/or Dasha, but preferably Anna) in the tank. It will never happen though. Sam showed Dasha season 2 and she seemed weirded out by it.
>>218886787How does that work
>>218886752Its his job
>>218886776oh that explains the atrocious fashion sensewhat the fuck is with that today?
>Lets get clavicular to come in and he can hang out with James Drake and they can talk about working outI bet this has been said in the basement
>>218886546He expects them to make personal drama. Problem is they are fans and know it puts a target on your back. They really shouldn't cast fans.
Jet! Jet?! The freeloaders, Jet, where are they!?!?
>>218886777no maga voter will watch this, conspirtards will think this is satanic
>>218886723>Have you ever been with a black guy?>No.>The lie detector determined that was a lie.
>>218886765I'd love to study TJ fans' brains. The nigger did nothing but sit in a chair, have TTS spammed at him for 3 hours before he gained the confidence to confront someone, where he was quickly told to fuck off, and he went and sulked back to the chair, rinse repeat, ad nauseum.
>>218886802Emma is into fat bald men so having a boyfriend attracts fat ugly bastards to rape her
>>218886809110 percent
>>218886779Landon is depressed rest is the same shit as always
>>218886779Mints is just too busy on grindr if Jet isn't in the basement.
The dynamic between Jet and Sam is how I see myself with my friends. Everyone knows me because of my friends but no one wants to hang out on my 24/7 live stream where nothing happens because only I am there
>>218886812The hot girl freeloader is currently cuddling with Jet. Ask me how I know.
>>218886810Or create challenges where being friends doesn't work
>>218886819That's Bongo
if jet brought joopy on as a freeloader or even a production member it would unironically save the show. he's too much of a pussy to do it tho.
thoughts on the audio in the computer room?
>>218886776it sounds communistit's not communist?
>>218886810The bigger problem is that the fish are forced to work together for the gay elimination shit. All eliminations should be fan votes, at most the fish should be able to decide the half of the house that could be eliminated.
>>218886705>could proly get her to crashout and quit easier by calling her fatHave already heard TTS calling her fat, it didn't do anything. Talking about her acne and nose and shit got her to start putting on makeup though.
>>218886809Clav hates working out he thinks it’s jester. Just get on gear and peptides.
>haha, steal their toothbrushes, again!lazy wiggers
Say what you want about him but he was the only one capable of getting these retards moving.
Just put a wig on Mints for the new girl freeloader
>Landon doing the most obvious fake depression jobhe is surely not getting paid for this, right?
>>218886627james drake is the only one that knows it's a job, no?
jd and bashir have to go
>>218886817You’d have a mental breakdown if you talked to me. The people still confused about TJ seem genuinely confused about how the world actually works.
>>218886831Thats every s5 girl
>>218886836It started as a leftist podcast but shifted to more of a New Right bent in the last few years.
do they get money for this or are they just bored
>>218886866bored
>>218886834fishes spank joopy challengelongest lasting handprint welt wins
>>218886836my understanding is they started out edgy left leaning the same way cumtown is edgy left leaning but transformed into full femcel redpill chuds or whatever nonsense
>wiggers passed out in the basement>fish opening up envelopes to see the same job again>anissa visibly annoyed that she got the same 5$ job to steal toothbrushes againGreat content Jet!
>>218886847Just go into market and take toothbrushes again. Don't pay, don't pay fine, it's not like they can call the cops.
>>218886866this room destroyed the whole season
>>218886814They’re watching anyway. Are you stupid or just naive?
>>218886866it gives them a digital pet like an old tamagochii you cant see because only the director cam shows the screen
>>218886874This is correct. Hell, Dasha and Adam were engaged for a bit.
>>218886866bored to tears, just like me.
>>218886851I would unironically want him to come in and yell "be more interesting!".
Maybe they would have an easier time of getting hot girl freeloaders if Jet Nepstein didn't try to fuck them.
>>218886878same jobs>hellhouse
ANTARA WANTS THE BBCBIG BASHIR COCKSHE RECOGNIZES HIS HIGH CASTE ARYAN GENETICS>TTS: show her your cockwhat would happen if a Fish actually did whip out his cock and show Antara? kicked from the show for sexual assault?
antara is being a thirsty clanker
Saying you're depressed should auto fail the job
if there is a god then jet deserves the harshest divine punishement
>WHAT IF WE JUST RECYCLED THE SAME JOBS AS LAST WEEKAHAHAHA HELL HOUSE!they had a year to prepare btw
>>218886865>>218886874probably switched when they got the Theil funding
would've been cool to personalise a new job for each fish every day, would probably take about 30 minutes to do lazy fucking wiggers
>>218886894>what would happen if a Fish actually did whip out his cock and show Antara? kicked from the show for sexual assault?Almost assuredly
antara trying to fuck bashir
>>218886887and Dasha was on Sam and Nick's PGL podcast, right? Peter Thiel extended universe bullshit.
>>218886908I don't understand how they're this out of content already.
what amazing content do the wiggers hope to produce by giving the most entertaining fish in the house the "sit around doing nothing depressed" job
>>218886080This is what we need or a.crazy shaniqua but really this since all the females on the show look like dogsInb4 all the photos are fraud and she's 200lbs
>Show is so bad that people (including Jet) were excited when nontent like Bashir returned
at least let us see the fucking computers I know that shit is boring but watching landon pretend to be depressed is even worse
>>218886913Please understand Jet is sleeping and Vance and Mints don't have the brain capacity to come up with funny jobs or control the director camera
>>218886921Yeah, Sam showed her season 2 lol
>>218886913AI could literally run this show better
>Jet: be more entertaining for the fans>me: Nah, the challenges are fair so I'll just wait for thatWhat lil jetty gunna do when I sit in the corner and be nontent?
just give anissa the job of hiding somewhere and she loses if someone notices she is gone
how would (You) fix the summer camp vibes?hard mode: no cell
>>218886819>>218886768Emma’s boyfriend is a sperg yid who has spent roughly 500 dollars on TTS to brag about how he fucks white women He then checked himself into a psych ward You can see his message history on the site, he just swings between bragging about how he cooms + how much he loves her and then threatening suicide if she doesn’t do what he saysVery sad!>>218886835Sucks but they have 4 other mics, connected to their PCs, so computer room’s individual audio is irrelevant
how lazy can you get with the jobs lol
>too lazy to ask chatgpt for new jobs
>>218886942Pizza party!!!!
rest of the show should be a dunk tank and forcing production to sit in it
>>218886942He's just going to blame you the whole time, because he honestly believes that it's not his job to get the fish to do anything.
Tbh they should just let them stream playing Xbox all day if wiggers are gonna be this low effort
>>218886924Jet loves making people larp. Forcing someone to act the way he wants is the height of entertainment to him
Is there some kind of web filter on the internet? I wouldn't expect the wiggers to be capable of something like that though. What's to stop a contestant from coming to these threads?
How rich are Americans that they can't be motivated to do things for 50k? I hope Jet flies in Antara and hands all the price money to her.
boring tank chores tankdaycare tank
>>218886890Too late. Three years of fishtank gooning has pushed every hot non only fans girl away from their show
>>218886922At night, cut the lights in all rooms briefly, put Antara down on the ground, and a knife nearby. Murder mystery, assign roles. There are so many things they could do and they're just retarded wiggers. Too lazy to even use ChatGPT.
>>218886921What does Peter thiel have to do with anything?
>20 cameras>21 if you count directorenough to capture all the action
>>218886851Hassle could get it done, unless bashir beats him up
>>218886972There is no internet access, the only page they can get on is intranet.
>>218886973what are they supposed to do?
>>218886973$50K is hardly a down payment on a house anymore. The money would last most people a year or two, TOPS
>>218886948Burn down the computer room and give them real daily unrecycled jobs, then do a challenge later in the dayI would never order them doordash again and start instructing the fish to steal each others shit, that's pushed their buttons before this season
I really hope they bring antara on. The jeeta is so used to living in filth she wont be bothered by the fish being nasty and will probably outdo them without any second thought. I wanna see her confront Emma too. I think she'll get close with Bashir cause anissa got Landon and thatd be funny as hell to watch him pretend he knows anything about india and accidentally insult her. Also he doesn't know poojabs hate muzzies so she'll lead him on and act like she doesn't understand the culture or words he says lol
>>218886965So true, he gets mad when someone is nontent as if he isn't paying them like less than 1% of what he farms them for
>>218886981Funding MDE and Red Scare.
>>218886973>price money Hello saar please send the price money to me >>218886949The Emma boyfriend situation is really bizarre Anissa’s seems quite normal
Jet you fucking retard this took me 5 seconds. stop recycling 9 days in.
>>218886973It's like 39k after taxes.
>>218886979do this but actually task someone with doing it and hiding the evidence
>>218886981He's personally funding all of these right leaning internet grifters to push a certain narrative.
>>218886991Gotcha. Colour me impressed by the wiggers.
>>218887011That last one is really funny
Are the twins leaving? I saw multiple people in chat saying they went downstairs after the mayo coffee bit and asked to leave but they are still in computer room acting normal
We're making a playlist to help Landon pick himself up. Send your reccshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVJoSgQS4mY
*hits whippet balloon*
whats bitch landon crying aobut?
>>218886948Throw poop probably.
why the FUCK does jda have access to both his hands
Jet is basically running an assisted living house at this point
>>218886973>thinks anyone is getting 50kThey learned they could just not give the grand prize to the winner and nothing bad happens
>>218887019Don't get too excited, they let them on xbox live because it's "funny" and JD's GF has already been talking to him through it.
>>218887012This is why Ice, while being a grifter in his own right, is based. He gives out the winning money in crypto so it's IRS-dodging criminally tax free.
This show is genuinely fucking terrible
they are talking over antara
>THEN WE CAME UP WITH A FAIR TYPING CHALLENGE WHERE JD HAS A DECADE OF PRACTICE AND IT'S HIS IRL JOBno one stopped Jet.
>>218886996this. I'm by no means rich but I would never go through a humiliation marathon like FT for 50k even if the money was garanteed.
>>218887025Everyone is leaving, just not right now
>>218886973It's really like 39k, but that's still about 1/3 of my yearly. So for 30 days, it's a no brainer to try your best. Don't agree with betting it all on black and you probably get the money.
>>218887011The last one is just Jet's job
>imjushkiddin
>>218887031Wiggers are too retarded to commit to the bit, as long as he's tied up for the challenge they don't fucking care.
>ARE YOU READY FISHES... TO MAKE YOUR MONEY TODAY YOU NEED TO... DO CROSSWORD PUZZLES! AHAHAHA!
>>218887038Ice's prize money is sourced all from sponsors, it's never his own. It's like calling Mr. Beast based.
>>218887048the real prize used to be getting the fishbucks that are a hundred dollars each.but those are gone this season
>LETS MAKE AN ENTIRE SEASON REVOLVE AROUND GOING ON A COMPUTER >FREE PIZZA AND HALO FOR EVERYONE
>>218886949He didnt spend shit he got free credits from production so that he can talk to her and play mind games for content.
>>218887011lol these made me laugh. jet is such a retard
>>218887025ive seen some rumors about medications could be that
>>218887047tbf it's gonna be a giant keyboard and JD will only have one hand. still gay though
>>218887033Having James Drake win and then giving James Drake 50,000 dollhairs would be pretty fucking funny given his initial shock and dismay from Bashir's essentially indicating the rules don't matter and it's a bullshit show.
How is everyone just accepting a typing challenge?A fucking typing challenge.
>>218887031They took the restraint off at 2 am last night so JD could play Halo with Jet
>>218886979They could pull someone aside and have them mime the murder in an otherwise empty room so if the fish were paying attention, they would know who it was who was absent, but they don't know they're in a murder mystery until it's announced Antara was slain. The murderer would have to try to lie their way out of it and the rest figure out the mystery.
>>218886973Its only 35k after taxes
>butidontcarebitch has negative self confidence, and she's retarded and mentally ill so its not even like she has anything to be confident about
all the wiggers had to do was make season 2 again, but only 4 weeks this time.it's incredible how good they are at fucking everything up
>>218887074Yet Bam keeps bringing them up for some reason lmao.On a side note, am I the only one getting sick of the twins? They're seriously incapable of functioning like normal humans.
>>218887025Bingo is starving and is refused her medication
>>218887038The sec and ira still tax crypto and if they see the show they will get fucked especially after price changes
>put robot on stox>lower than eliminated contestants
landon is 3 for 3
>>218886960
>>218887073>sponsor(s)It's all sourced from Ed Craven's billions of dollars worth of funny money crypto funding.But which contestants in whose contests has to pay taxes and which get the full amount?
>>218887098It's amazing how it's a 4 week show this time and they're already out of content.
Why isn't there an Antara cam yet?
THE FUCKING FREELOADERS JAT HELLO?!?!?!
>>218887025we are waiting to see if production was able to fill bingos seroquel script
>>218887128Sam bit, sorry.
Landon is just taking the opportunity to rest/nap since he already passed his main objective and just has to keep acting depressed, and didn't get to sleep hardly at all last night anyways. This is a personalized vibe reset from Jet.
>>218887014>>218887090And Antara is instructed to close her eyes and not move. I mean this is so obvious it's stupid.
>>218887061Note: The twins ONLY say imjuskiddin when they’re being SERIOUS but are worried what they’re saying may be interpreted as ‘bad’!
>>218887106>Yet Bam keeps bringing them up for some reason lmao.I guess he thinks they are fishbucks, but I don't think they are getting converted to real money
>>218887116Everyone seems to be ignoring the "GIANT KEYBOARD SHIPS TUES" written on the whiteboard. That's gotta be related to this challenge, no?
landon and jet got into a fist fight?
>>218887036Pretty good chance that "his gf" and "Emma's bf" are just stalkers that set up a really good bit.
So far the fastest typer is James Drake
>>218887140yeah it's obviously the twist to this dumb bit
WHY IS LANDON BEING A BITCH?
I HAVE SCALP PROBLEMS
>>218887156it's his job nigga
>>218887011haha vibe checker
>>218887047JD is going to have 1 arm tied behind his back
>>218887156Do you guys not watch the show?
>>218887047This is intentional. Everyone shits on jd so if he is choosing who to eliminate they have to suck up to him.
>>218887156its his job to be depressed today
I use my hair to express myself. That sounds really boring. I use my hair to express myself.
>>218887145Yes, Jet got mogged, scurried down in to the basement to wait for Landon to get shitfaced then started pushing him.
>>218887140Obviously, but it's not going to make that much of a difference.
>>218887140>>218887153Did Jet marathon Double Dare before starting the show or something that's retarded
>A GIANT KEYBOARD
What if they got a shoebill bird as a freeloader?
hholy shit she's so fucking cute>Bongo teaching Bingo about the home row
cucumber didnt even clip the emma breakdown, dumb cunt
https://youtu.be/9C_HReR_McQ?t=31
>>218887195This show doesn't deserve to be clipped
>>218887195Wasn't it after his cutoff, retard?
>>218887145Landon pulled a knife on him
>>218887195nobody gives a shit about emma
>NOT ENOUGH BEDSbroken>NO FRESH AIRbroken>LONG PUZZLESthey are currently doing puzzles on the 'puters out of boredom>NO GAMES OR SCREENS>self explanitory
how mad is james drake going to be when he see the giant keyboard after practicing typing on a normal one?
>>218887187Would save this season IMO love those fuckin things
This is fucking riveting, Jet.
>>218887051Well all but one, thats how the show works. All of the fish except Landon have been ready to leave at some point. People claimed the twins are like actively planning to tho and I wasnt sure if they were just trolling a twinsimp or it was real
>>218885442perpetual twin zoomer
>>218887220no one stopped jet
>>218887079They only gave him the credits last nightIncluding the plushee he sent, he’s paid $1000 of his own money for ‘mind games’ which are just him trying to flex on (You) that he fucks ‘shiskas’ Last night they gave him thousands of tokens because he’s somewhat insane and Jet/Ben want him to keep sending his unhinged letters - which he uses to propose marriage and threaten suicide >>218887098Although I liked season 2, many did not - I also think jet and Sam agreed that it was too grim
>>218887214he might just quit on the spot
>>218887188>>218887189>>218887160can she solve the 4chan captcha?
>>218885228just so happy this dude is gone. made me believe that s5’s success was god ordained. total synchronicity victory
>>218887220Jet should charge to be in the room, like 5 bucks every 30 minutes or something
bingo is dressed like a fisherman
I think the computers are the worst thing the wiggers have ever come up with, it doesn't even sound good on paper and it takes up so much time out of the day
>>218887220when you see the twist you will regret your words and deeds
>>218887086I've had no expectations since like day 3.
>>218887232Grim is preferable to Fairtank
>>218887214He's probably going to be happy considering it requires a lot of arm moments, JD will be tired after two minutes.
stopped smoking weed yesterday and had the weirdest dream. Took Angie to Japan with Letty and TJ, and streamed with random people. Angie asked for a golden shower, got a Bj, then washed her in the tub. then snuggled until morning. kinda weird bc i dont even like peepeepoopoo.
>>218887220It just reminds me of my office when I have to go in like once a month. Just meaningless drivel coming out of their mouths. LIKE SHIT FROM ASS.
>>218887225>twins are like actively planning tothey have been mad at production for not feeding bingo and giving her medsshe has been emotional and agitated these past few days, so she is off her meds
>>218887249I doubt that.
>>218887116>Sprinter Van Door MonadayI had a theory the other day and I'm pretty sure it will happen. They are going to put the twins in a decked out sprinter van to test their van set up and pretend its a UFO
>>218887249Emma wears midriff-revealing tops because she breathes through her skin?
>>218887140ayo where you seeing jobns board cam?
>>218887249>WOAH DUDE GIANT KEYBOARD SO FUNNY LMOAit's going to be fucking lame
>>218887209That got kind of gay at the end when Landon was staring at him. It was even worse with sound as well because they were making these "huh-huh-huh" sounds.
none of these fish have an internal monologue
>>218887214its better for him
>>218887249Didn't stop me from jerking off to Quiet SFMs.
>>218887029Its his job. Hes so fucning autistic and psychopathic people cant even tell his character from his job
It's THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPSJUMPSJUMPSOVER THE LAZY DOGIT'S JUMPS YOU FUCKERS.DO YOU SEE AN S ANYWHERE ELSE IN TAHT SENTENCE? IT'S JUMP[SSSS]
>>218887244we are the fish
>>218887211There’s a 70% chance that her boyfriend comes on - Jet loves bringing on people like Brian’s GF and Alex B’s wife, and it’s the first ‘arc’ that Emma’s gotten >>218887251It has NEVER been fairtankBashir is on the show and, no matter who else forgets, I remember the Rose counting elimination!
this has been the general vibe of the show since sunday
>>218887295Horse or dog
>>218887220Remember in season 1 when Sam made the cast take a test, and Sylvia got eliminated?
>>218887287Bingo has as rich inner world.
>Watch people type>Watch landon sleep>Watch the nontent duo
>>218887279rap culture is derived from gay culture. it's why almost all rappers are gay blacks
>>218887207Idk nobody was asleep by that point
>>218887317yeah and that sucked, they do shit like this every season it's so lazy this season is way shorter too and they're in this room every fucking day
>>218887314nta but DD obviously
>>218887302Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.
will he ever get over josie?
who is the amputee?
>>218887338they axed that bit. too dark.
LET. HIM. COOK
>>218887195Cucumber also misses all the funny things like Markyposts and jet r9k posts
>>218887140Will it be there by tomorrow then?
>>218887335crazy that he literally drew josie's face and didn't even realize it
>>218887345I did and he fucking burnt it
>>218887287Bingo and Bongo have an external monologue, audible through their morning mumbling about dreams, but because it’s in a language that only they understand and they’re technically genetically identical it should count as an INTERNAL monologue
>>218887249It's funny because that was a complete asspull by Kojima to "justify" Quiet's attire, which never needed to be justified, and was nonsense.Meanwhile, the CHAD Yoko Taro back in 2011 had the character Kaine dressed in equally if not more lewd and skimpy attire, basically lingerie, and actually had a real lore justification for it that could fit the claim "regret your words and deeds". But when he released Nier Automata his only justification for 2B's fat lewd ass and sexy attire was "I like hot women".tl;dr THE VIRGIN HACK FRAUD KOJIMA VS. THE CHAD SEX PERVERT YOKO TARO
>>218886309>WOOO HALEY GANG
>>218887345IT'S ONLY DAY 10
>>218887338vibe repair
the giant keyboard bit will crash and burn, was not worth the 2 wasted days of content this is like famous house 2 but worse
>>218887338He thought the fans would vote Emma so he could easily pouch on her but he realized it was just gonna be JD cuffed 24/7 and got rid of the bit.
>>218887352¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>218887324he stops the day at midnight, it'll be on tomorrow's
hehehehe...suicide
>>218887352that picture is from over a week ago. you can see bezo on one of the cams. it's probably already there.
is she safe? is she okay? has she been raped?
>you guys are gonna eat your words when you see the giant keyboard we have planned
Rape emma challenge mayhaps
>>218887390This shit is stuck inside my head and its not even a song.
its so shit ppv gave up on fixing the cams
I'll be honest, I was actually really into this season until the day after drunk POS. Vicki's walkout, Bash's return, and the introduction of the computer lab kind of killed it.
>>218885442poop tainted zyklon
>>218885768he works in tv and movies. he's on imdb. I assume he can't do well without direction. his wife was on the sfx team for walking dead and posts lots of lewds on her IG.
>Bashir's drip includes a cavalryman's shirt
Total Doomer Victory TDV
Do they even need the giant keyboard, James Drake is easily the fastest typer in the house.
>>21888741910 bucks says that JD tries to take a keyboard from another computer and plug it in.
>>218887427>Not even worth never paying forIt's over
>>218887400>has she been raped?yes she is indian
>>218885151oh shit that is tonight. so another fuckign nontent day
>>218887433he has a lot of style for a hyperautist
>>218885462How is bingo not retarded but bongo is?
favorite jungle room moments?
>>218885167if you are the stereotypical /tv/ fag of course you are not gonna get it
>>218887376Famous House 2 requires to days of constant vacuuming / steam cleaning, resulted in the elimination of my favorite contestant, and was scrapped after one day, despite being intended to last the entire second half of the season Undoubtably the worst ‘bit’ of all time ALSO, neither Jet nor Ben ever figured out how to inflate and fill that STUPID inflatable pool in Yard, sad!
>N-no cheese fries?
>>218887419the mild chuckle will be worth 2 days of nothing
James Drake knows landon is faking
>>218887394ah
>>218887442JD isn't faster?
>>218887427it really is that shit.
The wiggers gave Landon this job today to destroy his aura. They thought giving him a wigger makeover would make everyone laugh at him but he just looked 10x better than normal and got Anisa and Emma's pussy wet.So they decided to make him act like Shinji Ikari today to nuke his aura.
>>218887453i like the food they give them in the jungle room every morning.
>>218887466probably because drake had the same job last week
>>218887458it became an unintentionally funny bit, because wiggers lost control of the house
>>218887466Yeah of course wiggers should have come up with a better cover-up story
>The twins are just typing erotic Sonic fanfiction
>>218887429this is my exact thoughts, it's only been 2 days since that but they amount of vibe repair and nontent is awful
>>218887466well yeah he's actually had the job before. which is why it's retarded to recycle them
>>218885387honest question you fucking fags, what exactly is bashir coming to the table other than the same fucking "I'm muslim" card 24/7?
the twins unironically like chrischan
>>218887349Cucumber has been compromised for a long time by Jet. He refused to show the puppy play clip between him and Ellie, for example. He was something like 2 days behind, and I messaged him to include it, as it is relevant, and he said that he wouldn't because it makes Jet look bad.
>>218887471James Drake is naturally good at all things he does.
Did JD just steal money from Landon?
>>218887372jet really thought this was gonna be his big sam moment
The twist is it's a dvorak keyboard.
>>218887475Hes #1 stoX too they are going to nerf him else the twins going to be eliminated.
>>218887458lol no that was never the plan. FH2 was always meant to be a 1 week speedrun of the first FH
chances goran has more costumes for tonight?
>>218887515the twist is that the challenge doesn't work.
>>218887372what a shitty clip
>>218887382>the person that gets the most hate surely wont be voted for the punishment every single timeWhy are the wiggers so goddamn dumb
Something about making fun of Emma's boyfriend's suicidality bothers me. I guess I'm still a moralfag at heart. No one should ever unironically die because of this retarded internet show
>>218887515would unironically be funnier than the giant keyboard
>>218885375a rival that was literally revived by production? James is smart enough to realize this is a futile battle and as in all seasons, the person who knows less about the show, is the one that can play the game the best, and is also the one that ends being disappointed by this shitshow so why even try.
>>218887485>>218887497braindead
>>218887429yeah. them getting trolled into bringing back bashir killed the momentum of the show
>>218887535>unironically die the fuck does that even mean
>>218887533its jets own clip kwab
has annissa mentioned her child or husband once since d1.
>>218887517oh what the fuck did shit actually happen last night? I went to bed at like 10pm
>>218887547Well as opposed to dying ironically or as a joke.
>>218886734he's attractive
you guys all take retard house way too seriously every season
>>218887546They got Morbius'd.
>>218887535when did you become such a massive gaylord?
>>218887561night has been the only time anything happens this season
a jew dying because he sent his gf to fishtank ain't no tragedy, it's a comedy
>>218887524sexy maid outfit for emma
Bashir has been dressing for like an hour
>>218887557Yes
JD is a fag and he has a crush on Emma
I still think the first week of season 5 was really good, shame it just never built to anything because of wigger incompetence
>>218887522Phase 1: famous housePhase 2: fish tank Phase 3: famous house but with fish competing against each other using meta knowledge of the show Phase 3 instead became a train wreck RV stream with no internet and a ball bro’s concert
>fake bf starts showing signs of trouble>immediately starts flaunting her flat tummy and cute belly button to get an upgraded bfdo pick mes really?
>>218887547ironically dying is okay on the circle of irony
Heya-ho-ho, I love Bingo!When are the wiggers going to fix their shitty site? I'm forced to just sit here on Director, watching whatever gay nontent is happening in the house at the moment: right now, director is focused on Emma looking at the ad board and Bashir tying his headband. That's fucking RICH. I don't care about these losers. I just want to keep up with Bingo and her shenanigans throughout the house.>stop using director broDirector is the only working camera feed.
>>218886734james drake can fuck my gf
Emma is flexible.
>>218887581I thought JD had a transgender girlfriend back home
>>218887573When I stopped being a 14 year old edgelord.
>>218887561Go watch the recap it was actually a really funny night
>>218886734>but doctor, i am landon!
>>218887590>are women really not loyal?
>>218887547>>218887567>>218887591Dying ironically like Andy Kaufman.
>>218887603holy shit lmfao I love Landon
Ben would be a better boyfriend to Emma, she needs to ditch that jew back home.
>>218887585right cause either they were forced to leave the house or that was the plan all along. either way FH2 was not intended to last 3 weeks. they can barely take care of 4 or 5 fish at time
I feel like bingo and bongo should come as a polyamorous relationship. You shouldn't just have to date one
bingo feet
>>218886734Landon has to play life by different rules
>>218886809>working out>not meth and test
>>218887602if that's yesterday there's still hope for you
tight
Landon is the funniest fish this season and you're retarded if you think otherwise
>>218887594Oopsie. I can't believe I forgot to attach a picture of this Navajo cutie.
>>218887535Don’t feel bad - her boyfriend’s chat and TTS history are public All he does it try to manipulate her by saying ‘I love you let’s get married!’ And then ‘I’m not well please do what I say or I’ll hurt myself’ Then he goes in chat and brags about how he is ‘god’s chosen and is going to have sex with her hahahhahaa’Very unpleasant man >>218887557Yes, they spoke this morning actually Anissa seems to have the most normal relationship of anyone on the season
>>218887590she has been flaunting it all season
>>218887631they pretty much said they would date the same guy
>>218887651He's overrated.
>>218887500He also wasn't honest about why Jet kicked Jin. Sam directly told Daniel in the confessional that Jin was kicked because he was "shit talking production." Cucumberfeet kept claiming that there were no updates as to why Jin was kicked.
>>218887636>Bongo almost stabs JD in the heart wit a screwdriver
>>218887653She looks like Kate Micucci was addicted to meth.
DMCA strike?
why did they even let JD on the show? was he the "vance" archtype they were talking about in auditions?i mute the tab every time that faggot talks
>>218887594>have internet issues>setup 4 gaming rigs to clog up their internet even moreBRAVO
>>218886738this is the jet show. nobody else does anything. jet does vance’s job for him. jd does mints’ job for him. ben is a eunuch
>>218887629Ben is the most consistently funny person associated with MDE
>>218887656Can I see his chat history? It sounds like he has male BPD
>>218887629ben and the bits he does are funny but it makes me wonder if he is actually capable of being genuine ever. if he ever tries being real, how and why would anyone take him seriously?? he seems like the kinda guy to just live his whole life as this character
Drake is starting to lose it
james drake is breaking down
>>218887651Landon is actively thinking of the audience and is aware we want content, but doesn't make it so obvious, different from Bashir who thinks he's in on the joke like production.
If the fish keep drinking more and more coffee, some content might happen. JD is already singing a Charli XCX song from 2012.
>>218887669Do you think she would've gotten away with it?Outside of the context of the show JD would look insane to the cops.
>>218887025Bingo was raped
>>218887671>Kate MicucciI can see what you see, but the meth part? Absolutely not. Of course Bingo won't have as nice of skin, she's not an actress for multi-million dollar TV productions. Even with her flaws, she's still perfect.
>>218887679those computers aren't connected to the internet
>Drake cracking up from the dumbest shit everLove this retard.
james drake joker moment
>>218887651MY GUYYYY
>>218887631Bingo said she would live with Bongo and her husband.Identical twin women especially if they're codependent with autism typically do come as a package deal unironically.
is jimmy drake losing his mind?
>>218887678Because he was instantly so unlikeable. You can see his audition on youtube. He just reeked of reddit
>>218887678they said he was the worst audition they’ve ever had
We didn't know how good we had it...
>>218887719yeah
>>218887471Jd will have 1 arm during the competition
>>218887678JD's audition was actually pretty good, you should watch it.
>JD uses cmd prompt to exit wigger vibe coding and play solitare
>>218887669She should have done it, and it would have been justified. That snake faggot was trying to actively harm her. Deadly force was allowed to be used in that situation.
we should of had a freeloader 2 days ago
>>218887689Check kfarms for his site username, it’s something like ‘Captain Crunch’Any sympathy you have for him will be dispelled by reading what he writes
>>218887694Who cares if people take him seriously
James is losing his mind
did the twins just ask "who's head?"
>>218887711they were only gaming with each other?? i thought they were playing against fishtank fans
Protect her smile
>>218887735fair competition my ass
>>218887719days of pure nontent will do that to you
Drake is actually losing it.
>James Drake, what' so funny?>You wouldn't get it.
>>218887758the xboxes have internet, the computers don't
>>218887758you're thinking of the xboxes, which are connected to the internet
>>218887636What was the context of this?
Reminder we could and should have had content queen Vicky on. Instead you faggots wanted nontent Bashir back.
James is gonna slice jets neck open and rape ben for not delivering hell house
>>218887755i wouldnt know as only director cam is working and its on the nontent game room
>>218887758ur an idiot!!!
Has Antara talked to Emma about her boyfriend's suicidal ideations yet?
>>218887721>>218887727>>218887736oh yeah i forgot about his one...i get it now
james drake's laugh is making me laugh
>>218887752HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>218887759aw man
James Drake has schizoid moment on camera
>Anissa making fun about the Emma's boyfriend suicide and the suicide TTS while coddling her face to faceHoly shit women are evil!
>types Anus>starts laughing uncontrollably
>>218887751why would you reply after intentionally misinterpreting my post
Someone needs to TTS to get James to write stuff about Jet
>>218887771the girls were tard raging trying to get into the computer room
>>218887759Bongo is the evil twin I only care about protecting Bingo (which also means protecting Bongo, but only ought of concern for her better sister)
slap happy hours
>>218887769>>218887770ok so same diff you spastic retards
Mexican fishtank fans be like Yet Neptoo
James Drake writes anus in notepad and laughs.
>>218887822pretty big difference between desktop computer and gaming console, anon
JD is actually retarded enough to not be able to tell men and women apart, 100% faggot.
dear diaryi love you diary
maybe the 2 days of boredom and typing were secretly genius because now the fish will start cracking on their own
Jet as long as you keep James Drake happy the shows good
my friend drake really knows how to make me laugh
hire a community college computer tutor to come in and teach a course in the lab!
>>218887771>Bingo and Bongo crashing out trying to break down the computer room game room door which only boys are allowed in>JD trying to stop them>JD trying to put mayo or whatever in Bingo's hair>Bingo freaks the fuck out cause she has "scalp issues" but looks like a trauma response to probably being raped as a kid>Bongo goes into protection mode (pushing him in the chest while holding a screwdriver)
it just works
my bull james drake sure is funny
>>218887799Anissa and Emma were talking then Emma leftEmma BF hate messages then went to the room with only Anissa in it, so she’s now strangely knowledgeable about the situation
>>218887799anissa spent years doing dominatrix shit, shes fucked in the head for sure
Somebody send a TTS telling them the Xboxs have a web browser and they can join this thread
my best friend james drake has the same humour as me! god i am so gay and my dick is small
>>218887834that was never the point it was about hogging their limited internet. im done with your stupid ass
dear diarytoday OP was a faggoti love you diart
What's Emma's job?
>>218887855based cuckold
>>218887799she knows that he is a piece of shit
>>218887864the xboxes aren't even on right now, dumbass. they're not using any bandwidth
if they get Sam back as a co-host or Tayleigh as a freeloader I will become a paypig. I only make 265k a year but I can splurge
>>218887877tummy mogger
>>218887860JD here I am unironically a faggot
>Page 9>1010 postsUhm goodbye everyone i guess.....
Is ppv still down? Can't even get director cam to work now.
>>218887893Works for me
>>218887877the trash bag thing
>>218887877rim job
>only 135 images in 1000 postsdead general
>>218887140Everyone thinks its gonna be a giant computer keyboard, its actually a giant music keyboard like the movie big
>>218887893mints' fat ass shut them down for good
>>218887893director works, but no other camera
>>218887855Him cracking up at his own diary was funnier than what he wrote
JD is the most resilient fish ever
Bashir is there to convert people to Islam.
Did they forget about the amputation thing? Why is JD's arm not zip tied?
>>218887910It's 11:47 CDT on a Tuesday
So is JD the wigger hire for this season since he's a webpage designer/coder?
james is legit losing it
>>218887955they abandoned the bit already?
>DEAR DIARY
>>218887968drakehe has more credentials than anyone in the history of fishtank
>mfw dear diary
>>218887976Was that the bit? I thought they were just wiggermaxxing him
>>218887262Are they actually starving Bingo and if so why
Emma is going to think the twins are plants now.
>>218887955It was only for 12 hours and Jet took it off at 2 AM so he could play Halo 3 with Jet
I miss Vicky, she would have liked halo
>got fresh air>7 beds is enough>have video games>get to do big long puzzleswhat's the point
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>>218887985Jet can you please keep James Drake on the show next season?
>>218887997They said they would vote for a new one every 12 hoursJet isnt following the rules he created
look at that FORM
>>218887993>whyit's a S2 bit, you wouldn't get it.
>>218887990it's a thing viewers pay for and it will affect the typing challenge
>all it took to fix Jame Drake's vibe was giving him coffee in the morning
big get coming
>>218887993jet learned from sam to make sure the anus is clean
>>218887994why
what is even the issue with ppv?like they can just buy a new season on a new ip
>>218888011The point is Jet gets money to keep buying Rolexes and a rotating harem of clout chasing whores he can fuck
>director on empty glass roomproduction really has it going on today lads. top notch
nᵉʷ>>218887830>>218887830>>218887830
THEY GOT THE FRESH AIR ALL BLOCKED OFF
>>218888051don't forget about the retarded designer shoes
>>218888011where the hell has bam even been
>>218887678Low iq detected. Jd is the best fish
>>218888047they said Jet's nodes are gay
>>218888064he shows up for 10 minutes a day to not know what is happening and tell them to dance gay
>>218888064I haven't seen Bam in 3 days.
>>218887943He's similar to Haley I think, he'll just put on a strong front no matter what happens and refuse to leave until he's forced out
>>218888064he's been here every day but not for long
>>218888074i am pulling the streams just fine for my own m3u playlist setup (yes i paid the wiggers $10). maybe they are just retarded.
This is so fucking bad
>>218888140HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>218888244and all because jet is angry.
Yeah I think this season is probably a flop but that's okay. There will be more chances to make it right :) they will land on their feet. Season 6 will be so peak bro :)
>>218888244the game is milquetoast till nighttime and its 50/50 entertaining at that pointdaytime is just there to waste time
>>218887858>anissa spent years doing dominatrix shit, shes fucked in the head for sureDominatrix interact with the biggest subhumans in the general population so obviously Anissa can instantly sus out that the dude is a bad apple just from a light description of the situation.
