Badass tough guy edition>/ftl/ NEWS:-- Elimination on Wednesday, typing challenge, winner gets bullet-- Michael-- Cleej>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5>>218890292
>JD date dayGoran you are such a fucking retard jesus christ
MINECRAFT DATES
First
New freeloader
>why he no follow the rulebased antara
i'm jd's girlfriend
I just think she's neat.
this is soooo shit
ANTARA GETS IT
antaras respect for the rule of law is admirable
>The jeet is shit testing production
you guys are legit retarded if you expect a guy who looks like this to come up with anything creative
>we made the show bad on purpose to weed out all the fans who complainBravo Jet
Antara knows best
Antara is the best
JD is content
just drew this
>>218892171The implication of "now they can't practice for the typing challenge" further means that the content for tonight was practicing typing.
I've always been more positive about this show than the general sentiment typically is here, but this is really bad.
>>218892155Is this the first authentic cry dancing on fishtank? Does Haley Gang count?
YOU'RE ACTING LIKE COLE ANTARA
The best thing the wiggers could do is tell the S2 stans to fuck off. They should do this multiple times every season. They're utter cancer.
Production spent the past few hours coming up with this bit
antara should overthrow jetjet--->jeet
DAILY REMINDERBLOODGAMES > S2 > S1 > S3 > S5 > S4
>>218892186he's so hot
JD has minecraft date with his boyfriend, everyone else can have a vibe repair day
man JD is gonna quit after this humiliation! he hasn't reacted to anything yet but I'm sure this is the one
shower with boingo
How do we get him back?
>a typing elimination challenge
so they're trying to get them to hate JD more but they're probably not gonna give a fuck
what are the chances they're bringing his gf to the tank today?
>>218892186womanly arm fat distribution
goldstriker cuban missle crisis coffee
why can he not afford whitening strips?
>>218892203Hot
>>218892164
Antara should be the host
Antara is SO fucking hot.
>>218892236Toothbrushes in the market are too expensive, we need to send more TTS
>>218892225Just refuse to leave. Think they're going to call the cops? Jet doesn't want cops to even know about the show.
>>218892212We are the only real fans left
Zipp
Antara is that bitch
Why the fuck is JD writing shit on the wall?
We ALL want to sniff The Angel of /ftl/'s asshole.
>how can he chat
HOW CAN HE CHAT?
really warming up to antara
go play minecraft faggot
Honestly the way to save this season is to rig it to have Antara win the $50k
PPV UPDATE
JD runs the tank
>>218892268Who is the angel of ftl
She will be production full time mark my words and will replace her or be
>>218892224By abolishing capitalism
>pizza>video games>minecraft date>dancing>fancy dinner with classical music>poker>free haircuts>dressing landon in silly clothes>minecraft date>ear wax challenge>science fair project>typing challenge
>>218892231I want to moderately rough with Vicky during sex sometimes
looks like a christian rock album cover
>>218892283Betty
>>218892224capitalist collectives
everybody fucking hates JD
>>218892279they had their 4 hardest working indians on it
Can we skip to the RV arc already
why ios he so fucking cute bros
>with a giant gun
>>218892296hard
>>218892296
summer won btw
>>218892289HELL HOUSE
>>218892231Has this bitch said anything since she left? There’s no way she isn’t regretting it
Basement chat leak. Here is today's challenge.
ZAGNUT
>>218892283
Has today been that grim just jumping I
>>218892296Switchfootcore
GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 10 WITH 21 DAYS LEFT OF QUALITY CONTENT THE GLOVES HAVE COME OFF THIS SEASON
Vicky simping is so forced. Nobody actually likes her. The annoying cunt is a female version of JD.
>>218892314what sites?
does this dumbass really not realize it was emma? they basically all told him it was her right?
>>218892314>direnc hellokek
>>218892314he is correct
been too long since jd's ai banger has played
>>218892305
>>218892314only 9 years ago lol. all my embarrassing posting was done in 2005
>>218892267Trying to figure out who ruined his luggage.
>>218892314>literally posted his own dick pics>"I'M NOT EMBARASSED!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>>218892320Only sign of life is a changing of pfp pics on ig
>>218892334think he knows he is just too pussy
>>218892314>hello
Jet already started grooming Emma by trying to seperate her from her bf
>>218892332has he seen this yet
jd fucking sucks
>>218892224permanent revolution
>>218892354why would he be embarrassed he has a really nice dick
>>218892345
lol jd and anissa dont like each other>anissa cant type she cant even fucking read
>>218892316>texas is the holy landgood album desu
>>218892334
>>218892354wheres the dick picsthey dont exist
>>218892164please don’t bring tayleigh back
>>218892316i remember when vance started talking about them on s1 completely unpromptedsynchronicityhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWWzcgsutdk
>>218892321YOU SICK FUCK
>>218892377this
Reminder the the audience LOVES jets antics and want him as the center of attention every season
>>218892377we’re actually still deciding if we like his dick or not
Why does the gay faggot nigger audience love to spoil shit for the contestants? It’s way better if this faggot doesn’t know who did it
>>218892377>he has a really nice dickCorrect.
what did emma do? i just tuned in
>>218892393They do, I've seen them somewhere before.
>>218892332It's wild you say that since nothing has been going on since she left. She's the most unlikable person ever, but at least she spurred some chaos compared to this dull redditor.
>>218892394shes a good woman
JD low key spittingproduction cant be mad about outside contact when he set it up
>>218892314>oh yeah, i’m SOOO embarassed lmaohe says responding to haters at 5am
>>218892207Haley Gang absolutely counts.
it's 8:36 pm and im going on a doomer walk
>>218892314Jet has giant keyboards in mind
they spent all morning getting green hoodie and making a dream mask and he's not even wearing it
>>218892350I wasn’t even born yet in 2005 what are you doing here unc
>emma did it right away Jet wants this season to suck ass lol
>can you ask jet if he smashed ellie or claire
>Can you ask Jet if he smashed Ellie or ClaireJD....
I hate Gay Dee so much its unreal
jet clearly doesn’t care about the r9k stuff so you don’t have to bring it up anymore aight
Qrd or what Emma did?
>can you ask jet if he banged ellie or clairexboxes gone
>ask jet if he smashed ellie or clairekek they cant block or ban the xbox
>>218892426drove her bf to suicide
I hope JD stays
HAHAHAHA JD JUST READS ANYTHING
>yo can you ask jet if he smashed ellie or clairelmao
"asked jet if he smashed ellie or claire" he read allowed from an xbox message lol, why hasn't there been a "jet fucked ellie" tts yet
I still type embarrassing shit on 4chan in the big 2021+5 I can't give Jet crap for that one tbf
>>218892382
>ask jet if he smashed ellie or claire
>>218892450Shouldn't you be on Tiktok with your peers
>>218892450Then you shouldn't be on this site boy
Jd got Xbox message to ask jet if he smashed Ellie or claire
>can you ask Jet if he smashed Ellie or Claire Bye JD
>>218892457
i've been to the dollar general in marfa TX i wonder if anissa ever took a dump in the bathroom there
>>218892314
LMFAO JD with the ellie clair posting
/ourguy/ status??
>>218892460fuck with JD's luggage (it was her job)
Why is James always chewing gum
>claire mentioned
>>218892457Well he’s gone
>PPV NEVER PAYSMournful redditry.
JD is still better content than Emma or Anissa
>>218892409Of course he wants itThis entire season he's been on stream to try to get this streaming career goingThis season isn't FishtankIt's>I'M WACKY JET NEPTUNE>HAHA PLZ DONATE TO MY TWITCH GUYS >I WANT TO HANG OUT WITH SNEEKO AND NICK FUENTES This is why this season is like this
>>218892498how many more nukes does he have in his arsenal
>>218892498he did a shout-out to marky yesterday too
>>218892476Qrd
>>218892455>>218892457oh fuck lmao please post clip
>>218892363Emma's BF will be the guy to do it
>tenacity?
Grim snow globe update Angelina and Fishtank orbiter zake are dating now
>>218892512How do you read that an not instantly realize it's a joke
I dont know how anyone can doubt how great he is
claire just came hearing her name on fishtank again
you ready for epic style owning?
>>218892409it was pretty funny. we were laughing about it here, and some of the sleep tts
>Ask JD if he fucked ellie or claire>jet appears 2 minutes later kek
>>218892483Who was the camera man?
JET SEETHING OVER THE ELLIE/CLAIRE MESSAGEKWAB!!!
Im just glad we finally get another vibe repair day after all the crazy shit and stress the last week
it was a terrible idea in the first place you stupid fuck
>computer room not working after claire commentKEK
>jet saying computer lab isn't working after Ellie and Claire messagelmao
>>218892533That's so cool that you can dismiss anything cringe as just a joke, that means jet can never be made fun of!!!! Genius!!!
>>218892512whysoserious?autistic fucks...man...
SHOUTOUT MARKY TOM!
>Nepstein post goes through>"Ok guys the computer lab idea doesn't work"
KWABOTY. Killing the Xbox's over the Ellie/Claire question.
>Jet genuinely thought letting the fish talk to people outside the tank was a good idea
>claire mentioned once and jet wants to close the computer lab
>uh....guys...it's not working
>jd reads the ellie/claire message>10 minutes later Jet says we're gonna have to end the xbox roomlmao
This fucking retard
>ellie/claire message>jet shuts down the xbox bit
yeah surely this is not because jd is ellieposting you fat serb
>>218892568are you autistic
>Jet crying about computer lab not workingNOBODY WANTED THIS SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACEWHEN YOU FIRST REVEALED IT WE TOLD YOU IT WAS RETARDED, YOU GOT PISSEDFUCKING RETARDED WIGGER
whoever made them ask about claire and ellie is based as fuck because it made this dumbfuck give up on this stupid idea
>probably just...nuke the room...lmfao
>>218892498>ourif you like that faggot you're an even bigger fag than he is
The only way to salvage this retarded shit is to take away all the computers and blame JD for it, say he fucked them over
>jungle room abandoned>computer room abandonedjfc
>JD GO UPSTAIRS AND SPEND ALL DAY ON MINECRAFT!!!!>Oh wait was that a message about ellie? uhhh yeah I forgot we need to upgrade to windows 11 sorry bro
The only people cheering this on are kiwitards. Literally everyone hates this lol its fucking boring
nuking the computer room is actually a good idea even if jet's doing it for the wrong reason
>>218892130massive jet Fail. hopefully the clippers will mention the real reason for this
>>218892419Stfu mints you faggot
jd is the bravest fish
>>218892575>360>retro
>>218892561>>218892563>>218892584Dude... This is so pathetic.
Why is he so scared of her?
>>218892477>>218892480>you must be 18 or older to use this site>2026-2006 = 20>20>18I don’t see the problem
>>218892595Clip this please I’m driving
holy shit jet is retarded
JD I kneel
goo room status?
>jet admitting his bit suckswow!!!!!!!
It was a stupid idea in the first place you fucking moron
great. claire ruined another thing. thanks a lot slut.
what did james do with jd's shit?
>>218892628the impending lawsuit
>>218892628Rimming was TOO good
>only watchable room going away because of jet's ego
Claire won
>jet uses chanspeak all of the tme>claims to hate 4chaniggerswho's he trying to fool?
>we wanted enslave to be a consistent job
actual insane cope. torpedoing his own plans
>>218892639
warming up on JD
>computer room gets revealed>TTS tells Jet it's retarded>"I don't care">today>ellieposting>uhh yeah computer room isn't really workingevery day with this fucking retard
>>218892614None of them will. Cucumberfeet asks them if things are ok before he recaps it. He wouldn't post the Ellie puppy play thing or the reason Jin was kicked, which was "shit talking production."
>We wanted the room to be them playing video games while you guys say nigger>This was supposed to be peak content
I don't understand the bit
>>218892629I fucked up my math because I'm 31 and have early onset dementia
>>218892628She has lawyers contacting her to take the law suit pro boner
>>218892651no no see he said it in a silly voice hes making FUN of us!
isnt it sam's thing to break things, buddy?
why is jet so sensitive about him fucking e-girlshonestly what else is internet fame good for? you grift a little cash and get some pussy. Who cares bro.
>>218892532Source?
>vibe nukes the computer lab
can someone give me QRD on claire. ididnt watch bitchtank
>>218892647>watchablefucking retard the computer room is cucking content
Not one clip of the incident? really guys
jet is just rambling because he has no good justification
why are they moving lol
jet clearly knows how to make a funny show
>Destroy computer room>We put so much effortsure thing bud
How would he solve this situation /ftl/?
cease and desist the computer room
>old fishtank>sam walks in and smashes computers>new fishtank>jet on director cam telling the audience that they are going to smash the computers
nothing is making this show good, Jetthis whole shit feels like a pilot season, go fuck yourself
>>218892678she rimmed jet and tried to get abi into a threesome.
>>218892678confirmed rimmed Jet after bitchtank through her own text messages
>>218892678She's a dog faced cunt
>>218892650Goonable mid
>>218892678Some girl named Abi was cheating on her BF with Jet so Claire decided to also do that.
>>218892689poop rape pee
>claire/ellie mentioned>immediately go on camera and shut it all down
>>218892689let's film the fish forcing farts
>clout chasers and future discord managers
>>218892169Faggot
>>218892623Released almost 21 years ago it's retro
>>218892686they are renting this house
>>218892678its nothing deep. She was just a contestant who fucked Jet.
>>218892680le content le poo poo le pee pee
>>218892678She is THAT bitch for better and worse
>>218892678
>>218892689>BE ENTERTAINING BE ENTERTAINING BE ENTERTAINING
I think it's so funny that mints has to protect jets fragile ego and ban like pages of words that might trigger him. I bet he feels like he's a great friend when he covers up his grooming
Another Jet mini-crashout.
>>218892678spit in jets asshole and shoved her face into it
>>218892689Walk up there when they are gaming and destroy the entire room with a hammer probably.
>>218892689He would sit down on his laptop and ignore everything
Jet seems a little peeved what happened
>>218892717Seethe.
i think we’re building towards jet’s biggest meltdown ever
They should put a bunch of really obnoxious viruses on the computers but have the fish still try to earn money on them.
>>218892708this didn't happen
DID EMMA GET HER LOVE LETTER YET
has bam a lam showed up today?
>>218892728uh oh jetty frew another tantwum!!
the online xbox sucks but the wii was good
>>218892689weightlifting, boxing, pretending to be angry, cutting women's hair, putting the fish in the cell, bringing in freeloaders, telling the fish to be interesting
Right fucking now would be a good time to smash the computers to make the show good, Jet
>>218892689he wants nothing to do with nepsteins dirty laundry he would leave it to jet to clean up
he is powerful
>>218892736his version of marky posting in xbox live
hahahahaa
You miss him
Clippers are getting lazy. Uploading the clip that broke Jet
>>218892689No more Letty or Claire-type stuff.
>jd shouts out marky twice>nothing happens>jd mentions claire ONCE>that’s it shut it downsam and jet really broke up huh
>finally give up on dumb bit because of ellieposting>cut to himself whining about it instead of showing james drake actually doing stuff
Claire is his Marky confirmed
So she's the new Marky right?
>>218892689nazi hotdog poop rape puke olympics
>>218892728such an odd dynamic
>>218892748love that pale bitch on the right
>>218892736I've never said "KWAB" before, but this is one of the most KWAB moments I've ever seen.>>218892739I pray. This would be the perfect season for it.
>>218892699type of face where no matter how skinny they are she will still look fat
claire go live to piss of jet, this season is nontent
Jet would get a BIG W and the respect of 4channers if he just admitted to the audience of pumping and dumping tight dropout highschool chink pussy and dogface Cluadia pusy
the entire computer room bit was for jet to walk in last night and win a halo 3 pub against the retard twins and jd btw
>yeah haha all the guys that want to be their managers are FAGGOTS
the computer room legit wasn't working you can't even say he was wrong
Does an annisa look like Claire?
get fucked groomer
>>218892728The funny part is mints knows Ben and Jet annd chip are fucking these young girls and he gets no piece or action lmao.
>>218892678some stupid whore
btw where did bingo go? she wasnt in the background right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol9CCM240Ag&list=RDOl9CCM240Ag&start_radio=1365 party girl
why the fuck did nobody clip the claireposting?
>>218892785That would be pretty shitty towards Claire. Y'all are so dumb
>chat mentions streamer bootcamp>jet calls them faggots
>Yooo we should smash the computers bro>No not now bro forgot it broWtf?
>>218892753Clabi was a hot piece of ass huh jet?
anissa going to egg JD
Bingo crying again
>>218892765fucker was laughing until it was his turn
>>218892792we told him it wouldn't when he revealed it and he threw a fit. now he's throwing one because it isn't working
>>218892689He'd tell production to ban all TTS messages that say, "666"
>>218892792WOW ALMOST LIKE WE SAID THAT RIGHT AWAY BEFORE IT WAS EVEN MENTIONED BUT IT TOOK 3 DAYS FOR JET TO FINALLY DROP THAT NOT ALL HIS IDEAS ARE FUCKING GOLDEN WOOOOOW
>>218892792Shut the fuck up Mints. It wasn't working and you didn't care about that until the Ellie / Claire message got through.
>>218892792He's not, but not going in and smashing that shit up while JD's in there being a faggot playing minecraft is a massive missed opportunity if he wants to smash them anyway
>contentdelete this stupid faggot fucking word just have fun you retards jesus CHRIST
>marky mentioned: jet laughs>ellie / claire mentioned: SHUT IT DOWN
>>218892807>That would be pretty shitty towards Claireshe deserves it
>someone on xbox live asks JD to ask jet about ellie>computer room is instantly cancelledlmao
jet and ben will spend an hour unplugging everything, then smash the $10 computers while the fish look on and murmer amongst themselves about it for the rest of the night
>>218892776Thats kato her womb is cursed
>>218892805Do it yourself faggot
>>218892769>>218892771Idk who to believe
>>218892801wn2b posting the best sleeper build in fishtank history
Jet neptune deserves to be raped
shes trying to make content
Noooooo Landon
anissa and landon are gonna egg JD
>>218892798Hayley
>>218892765Yep, theres been tons of marky tts and no fuck was given
>>218892823uhhh no she's asleep in the bar???
>>218892838good fuckin bit tho
>>218892834beat this anon with hammers
>>218892792every bit where they big in video games since S2 was just fucking retarded and annoying. jesus christ
>>218892813they have this amazing bit running
Vickyfags are the new Taytriots
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774381694005298.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774381694005298.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774381694005298.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774381694005298.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774381694005298.mp4
>>218892377Surprisingly normal looking, average sized cock
>>218892823Faggot. You made me look. Don't joke about Bingo's troubles and the never-ending stream of bad emotions that she's dealing with.
>>218892776I love her mom
>https://x.com/GalloRespecter/status/2036530106253107339claire and elliepost
>>218892860That’s what it is
>bro, JD is probably going to win the typing challenge.... so let's go in there and throw eggs on him so when he wins he uses the elimination on usThese people are retarded.What they should be doing is sabotaging 3 keyboards, really fuck them up. Scratch off the letters, put stuff in the keyboard that clogs up the keysThen when the challenge comes make sure you or your ally gets the good keyboard.
>>218892393Kivi farms together with pics of his mother's holes and his dad's dick, wait until you see his sister.
how do you spend time setting that room up and it still takes you 2 days during the show in use to realize its fucking retarded
i wish i smashed ellie or claire
A TOASTTO MARKY
>>218892878It's not genuine so you can relax babe
>>218892881if that's the average cock in your town hmu i'm moving in
didn't see that, did nepstein posting kill the computer lab?that's great news
>Knowers know Sam is an out of touch unc, that brings Fishtank down>Sam stans wont hop off his nuts, and still want him back>The out of touch unc is busy working the sequel to the shit that nobody watchedAbsolute state of Sam stans.
Where's Bingo?
JET!!CONTENT IS HAPPENING!!SHUT IT DOWN!!STOP THIS!!!!JEEEEETTTTTTTTT!!!
will they?
>just switched on cams and saw jet saying he was going to shut down computer room because its not working>thought jet was finally being reasonable and realizing he needs to stop bad bits and not spite the audience>check thread to find out he only stopped the computer room because claire and ellie were mentioned
mommy anissa and her fav-fave slave might actually be a W
>>218892879ty
>>218892888#1 Clairebear to the rescue!
My feed is now all jet glazers now these people make me SICK
kek asking landon if he knows how to crack an egg
why is it always ellie and claire they forgot he fucked abi tooand Emma's next
>>218892879LMFAO
>>218892888a vgr certified clip!!? :O
>JD already reading messages about the eggsLmao
>>218892776
>Jet can finally get laid in peace
>nuking Xbox due to the Ellie messages
>>218892476link to bodycam footage?
Why are they putting the eggs in cups
>>218892916shadowfax
Just throw the fucking eggs at him
>>218892785He is in legit danger of getting a slam dunk sexual assault charge
can someone post the goran shuffle
>>218892678the waped
>>218892922same people who probably complained that where ever the RV stopped in season 3 the phone started ringing off the hook for marky.
>>218892393https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36025453/
now will jd the vibe nuke drop his biggest nuke and actually ask jet
>>218892888Well? Did JD ask him?
JD FREAK OUT
jd would rape a bitch
REALLY DOOD
too retarded to successfully pour the eggs on him
HOW CAN HE TOUCH
GOT HIS ASS
>>218892940the ellie shorts
>>218892958i wonder if jet is regretting his decision to pick him
>eggsKINOOOOOO
>>218892924>he fucked abi tooand dont forget the OG
JD was about to go violent mode
>those discord mods are FAGGOTS
gay rage
Kek JD is such a bitch
lol barely anything got on him that was so lame and he's still crying
I can't believe how angry he's getting. This is really all it took to break the trole king?
>>218892914They already did
JD BEATS WOMEN ''IM GONNA SMASH A CHAIR ON YOU''
>JD threatens to hit people with a steel chair because he got eggs thrown on himkwab.
aura
Claire's whole family is a bloodline of genetically engineered simpable mids
>>218892748give me the amazonian rapemeat
can we get the emma makeover professional now kthnx
>>218892954Jesus, what a botched and tight circumcision. Zero skin available.
>>218892678QRD:https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774130852813465.mp4
HE'S FINALLY PISSED
REEEEEE WHY DIDNT YOU BULLY ME IN THE SPECIFIC WAYS THAT I WOULD BE OKAY WITH
>>218892987that was crazy nigga almost jimmy'd out over eggs
FOOD FIGHT POOP FIGHT RAPE FIGHT FINALLY SOME CLASSIC CONTENT
Crazy that he's still going to pretend to be straight after this
Kratom piss in the middle of the night wasn't an issue
Should have just pelted him with the eggs that was terrible
>>218892745He'll be here in 3 hours to mumble, have Jet explain the rules and then spoil some bits
>>218892977Jetsie Wetsie time!
JD turns into Jimmy when pressed Amazing
Guys this is a huge win for emma, she could seriously be the next letty if you think about it, Emma W
>>218892997
There are people claiming throwing shit isn't "content"This is the best thing that's happened in two days.
>cracks his neck like a tough guy
EGGD>EGGDEGGD
Imagine how much Letty would be crying if she had to deal with JD. She'd come up trying to do her poop mustard bit and he'd just push her stupid ass to the ground
jd needs a vibe repair stat
they can't even fight back it's so lame
do the egg mog dance
i gotta go to work can you guys email me with what happens from here? email in name
jd hates the eggs getting on him because as a faggot he is repulsed by eggs since that is what women have
i have like remote therapy in 5 minutes and im gonna have fishtank open on my other monitor.. maybe this is why im in therapy
EGG MOGGED
I honestly thought they would be afraid of me downvoting them, I thought we were beyond this
>>218893024it's not the eggs itself, it's the reaction
kek poor jd
>>218893002
>>218893012this but unironically
>>218892914If Landon can hang and be cool with her anisa will try to get him laid.
>*JD grabs landon with one arm*>get off him broHELL HOUSE!!!!!!
>>218893049this ain't reddit
>First bit of conflict >Now Anissa or Landon will be kicked by JD or Bashir because of itFuck Contestant decision elims. Youre a retard Jet
JD making homemade pepper spray coffee bombwatch him aim for the eyes
>>218893042whoops email in name
>>218892999What am I doing with my lifeNice get btw
>he's gonna dump hot coffee and hot sauce on them
>>218893053thanks for spelling it out!
The house was so passive that it took 9 days to find out one of the contestants crashes out if you physically prank him, bro we could have had him out day 1
SMASH IT
QRD on why did they egg him?
>casually pours two cups of coffee and dumps hot sauce while monologuing That was pretty kino
>breaks coffee pot for no reason
dark jd rising
u good bro?
kek what a retard
LOLthere has to be glass in the cups he just poured
>>218893003Shop a dick into his mouth
>>218893056she looks better with actual makeup sorta
damn JD even scared vance
what will jd do next?
I had to run errands for the last hour and a half, last I saw Bingo Bongo were drawing in mspaint. What did I miss? Is there a new freeloader yet?
what the fuck lmao
kino is starting
>>218893069+glass
GLASS HOUSEBLOOD HOUSESOMEONE IN THIS HOUSE HAS GLASSLUNG
>>218893063>YOKWAB
Guys, I said this was an Emma W
>>218892910Sam is more entertaining than Jet. Jet isn’t funny or creative. This is indisputable. Stop riding Jet, you retarded nigger faggot.
why is JD tweaking
We are not letting the Ellie thing go you guys
Well, JD's out next
>Yo
JD MASSIVE W
>>218893086anisa is desperate to not be nontent
i have the same vape as anissa
>>218893117That's what faggots do. It's their MO.
>>218892888>VGRKWAB
>>218893102whatever the *beep* he wants
no more discord kittens?fineno more coffee for everyone
jd is such a crybaby
>>218893117egged the faggot
>>218893066THE SHOW IS FAIR NOW. SHUT THE FUCK UP. NO MORE SAM HYDE BITS.
Just woke up, what the fuck is JD crying about?
Wow this is totally real. They’re totally really angry at each other.
THE MAIN CHARACTER OF S5
>>218893104JD got eggs poured on him and is sperging out
what is the phenomenon where people desperate to be on fishtank finally get on the show only to forget what the show is
they still don't have a freeloader?
>>218893117got eggged
>JD says hes targeting the twins for a challenge he will obviously win>turn the temp up on JD so he walks and the TTS cows are safeNeptunian
Vancebros
KWAEB (kek what an egged bitch)
>smashes the shit auto brew coffee pot with ranch and eggs in it>gets delivered fresh dunkin donuts with iced vanilla latte tomorrow anywayhell house
>>218892749>pretending to be angrywhen has he ever pretendedhe is angry
>>218893086Anissa desperate to not be nontentLandon retarded enough to blame JD for the random wigger bit of "le minecraft date everyone else banned from computer lab"
Guys if you didn't know, emma trashed his stuff, causing all this chaos, Emma W
jet punishing jd hard for relaying The Message
>>218892910Do we really want wigger zoomer tank? Is that what you REALLY want?
>>218893032>random lettyseethe in 2026are you retarded? do you think jd didnt care?
>>218893086because now they can't use the computer lab for the rest of the night because he broke the rulesalso he's gay
>all this because jet fucked ellie and claire
jd smashing the coffee pot was cool
WO WWOWOOWWKINO CONTENT LIKE NICKELODEON SO FECKIN AWESOME :33333333
If someone pranked JD day 1 he would have crashed out too and we wouldn't have to suffer for 8 days
>breaks the coffee pot as revenge>the people who attacked him are the only ones who dont drink coffeeKEK
>>218893122vance doesn't like jd at all lmao
>>218893145>>218893137>>218893129thats it, thats the content? egged?
>>218892947
>>218892910Jet zero charisma and no presence. This isn't even an argument.
>>218893162first time watching in like 2 days thanks for the backstory
>>218893139nissa and landon poured eggs on him
>>218893116Who said anything positive about Jet? and are you excited for Extreme Peace 2?
JD IS A BIG GAY EGG
actually crying
>>218893171>sheepish glance at vance afterkwab
>>218893146JD is the TTS cow
>>218893146When did he say he was targeting the twins? It was obvious he was going to eliminate them if he won I just didn't realize he ever confirmed that.
for all the jet tier turds here emma was the mastermind this she set it all in motion she is the puppeteer
DID THEY ZIPTIE HIS ARM TO HIS BELT SPECIFICALLY LIKE THAT SO HE LOOKED GAYER LIKE HE HAS HIS HAND ON HIS HIP ALL THE TIME? LMFAOOO
Straight white male
>>218893179go to kick and rewind 5 mins fag
>there were people in this thread saying nothing was bothering himyou guys really need to work on spotting obvious tells, you could tell he was showing signs of cracking days ago.
jd should take his shirt off so the eggs dont make him stinky
>>218893155>slamming doors>pretending to be mad at jet over his bits failing>etc
>>218893179I didn't say it was content. I said a faggot was being a faggot.
even his freakouts are extremely estrogenic
>>218892999Northern Italian + Irish = synthetic jewess = simpable mid
>>218893171it’s not possible to smash glass in a more sissified manner than this
Desperately needing a pizza party RIGHT NOW
>the egg print on the wallNeptunian
>>218893174problem?
JD IS CRYING
oh my gawsh
>>218893032He'd suck her toes immediately
>>218893146based, twins deserve the money anyway
leaning against the wall and marking it with the egg on your head
>>218893141Someone posted here the other day with an excellent point>despite how much of an insufferable redditor he is, he does has surprisingly very thick skin
>>218893162to be fair that was all anissa
fools sip singularity
>>218893207but the action is happening now!!!!!! i caint miss dis shit mayne nothing has been happeing
They went too far.
ALL GOOEY AND EGGY?TIME FOR FAGGOT REVENGETOTAL FAGGOT REVENGESMASH THE COFFEE POT FAGGOT
>>218893210that was never pretend, autismo, he is that temperamental
>>218893141I didn't like JD at first, but I'm starting to warm up to him ngl....
>JD's hands are shaking while he drinksThis is going to be a good day.
>carpetposting
>Literally shaking>Excessive cope sipsOH NO NO NOAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>218893002Let's just get some basic skin care first
>>218893117Elevated estrogen levels make him emotional.
one thing jd gone do is sip that damn drink!!!!
>>218893171YO
jd has the mark of jin on his back, he could be eliminated for anything atp
>>218893234>surprisingly very thick skinyou think this is a relative crash out for having egg poured on you?
at leatht let me take off my freakin thweaterrrrr
>>218893184Sexy girl will win again>>218893236Wrong, this is Emma's letty arc
>>218893187I am, Extreme Peace was good
>>218893229>JD would shove Letty to the ground and suck her toesQUIT TRYING TO MAKE ME LIKE JD
>>218893065this is SPARTAA haha
>>218893213i wasnt accusing you of that my dear sir
first time ive seen inside that bathroom closet
>>218893225good fucking cap
If JD hurts the twins I'll skin him when he gets out the tank
>>218893171he's lucky none of the glass went into his or the cameraman's eyes
did he just put a dirty knife back in the knife rack, totally unhinged
>sipping excessively while shakingwhat a fag lmao
Jet test JDs testosterone levels
>>218893251What do the carpets mean?!
Everyone is a pussy this season. Where's that Brian screaming at summer energy
>>218893138Sheesh I’m bricked
>>218893265>sexy girlbingo?
>>218893274He is unironically angling to sleep with one or both of them.
>>218893261I don't get it what's this you guys are talking about? About Ellie? He Ellieposted???
We could’ve talked lol
>>218892924No one gives a shit about abi but /bant/
>>218893266> Extreme Peace was good-________-
Why did he put hot sauce in coffee
The ellie/claire computer room thing seems like a work just to farm this exact reaction. They obviously knew this type of shit would happen.
>JD playing minecraft>JD called faggot thorugh TTS>JD gets egged>JD madWhat an amazin day full of things entertaining and interesting things happening. At this point, fuck it, bring goon tank back. Who cares anymore
>>218893294Nope kys pedo Emma Won
>>218893023Why does he have 2 hands?
>>218893290>where's that brian energy
>>218893274You won't do shit
>We could have talked>We could have had a conversationwhat a fag lol
>>218893171he didn't even clean up the glass right after complaining about the mess left by the eggs
>we could've had a conversationnigga
>>218893266LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>218893168>Letty simping in 2026Pretty grim.
>>218893290holy trvkemaybe if they break james we’ll get a similar freak out
crying
Jet said if I ate a worm I could play xbox
suck my black ass through my jorts is dedicated to his bit
Nigga is crying because of an egg prank.
>you said you wouldn't egg me if I ate the worm?
JD doesn't understand itsn ot funny if he's in on the prank>DUDE IF YOU WOULD'VE JUST TOLD ME YOU WERE GONNA EGG ME I WOULDA TAKEN MY SHIRT OFF AND IT WOULDA BEEN FINE BRO!!
>anissa attacking one of the two guys that is capable of sending her home this eliminationnot smart!
>yo ask jet if he cracked ellie and claire
When Emma gonna get that yam off her face?
>>218893305He was gonna dump it on Landon and Anissa
>don't create content, let's just talk it out!this guy sucks.
Season 5 is trying it's hardest to be the worst season ever, but season 2 still holds that crown. for now.
/talk about it/ sisters... whats our response?
are we sure JD has watched this show before
>>218893346>>218893346
>>218893237redbar should bewatching
>>218893320cope allá you want, you said something retarded
Eleanor Moon. Claudia Gervasini.
This sucks
There is not a drop of testosterone in JD
>>218893306The whole thing seems strange. Anisa and Landon had a really scripted conversation about how "we suck at typing and now we can't practice due to JD!" to motivate this, and Landon was so agreeable, normally he would be like "I dont know."
>>218893352that nigga dead
jd actually simping for emma, saw all those messages and decided to stop caring after he saw it was emma
>go on fishtank>get mad they get eggs on your clothes
>WHY DIDN'T YOU WANT TO JUST TALK>as he was talkin about wanting to smash a chair on someone>THIS IS WHY WE JUST TALK AAAAAAH GAY SMASH
>>218893334he's going to be voted for the amputation every day until he leaves
>>218893301https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774381694005298.mp4
kek after all that he apologizes to emma. the one who fucked with his shit
>>218893352redbar is literally dead, he shouldnt and cant do anything
>>218893330I think he's more losing control because he feels everyone ganging up on him. Bashir will probably eliminate him tomorrow
>JD buys all second hand garbage for the show because he knows he'll get fucked with>gets fucked with and starts crying because this was the ONE thing he didn't buy cheapActual retard.
>>218893285>shakingThe adrenaline affects everyone differently.
>>218893290Brian screamed because he was a huge pussy and got rattled by SummerBrian wasn't a truechad like James, Brian was a shadow chad, a dark chad, or a chad in retrograde
>>218893354The only one coping is you. Go back to being a pathetic llittle cuck for wigger sloppy seconds.
when did they cut this nigga landons hairhe looks like a medieval page
why did this retard Landon even participate in that? Does he genuinely blame JD for the wigger's bit?
>>218893187The implication is that Sam being off the show is better for it. Sam at list has personality that isn’t being a drug addled wigger retard. It’s worse off with Jet and always has been. Perhaps the worst thing Sam did was give Jet a job. Extreme peace sucked. Not looking forward to EP2.
How is JD crying this hard about getting pranked without being told?
>>218893459Anissa is his mommy.
>i dont want to mess with peoples stuffITS FUCKING FISHTANK YOU FAGGOT
>>218893225the fuck is this nigga doing
>first stickermule shoutoutThey got the sponsor back?
even james is pissed at JD lol
>>218893601Drake is very good at turning against the weakest player in the house whenever they do something.
>>218893601he's pissed about the mess dummy
>>218893601James hasn't liked JD for days now at least
>twins going to fuck up JD for the coffee potNice.
QRD, just tuning inWho trashed JD's bag?Who threw eggs at JD?Is JD a faggot?
>>218893774EmmaAnisa + LandonYes
>>218893774EmmaAnissa and LandonBig time
>>218892698then post the messages, rimming is never mentioned
>>218892603only the goo room can save us now
>>218892164FUCK YTOU
What will happen to the show... if Emma's boyfriend becomes an hero... lawsuit? No season 6?
