Egged bitch edition>/ftl/ NEWS:-- Elimination on Wednesday, typing challenge, winner gets bullet-- Michael-- Cleej>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5>>218892130
how many hours until all those freeloaders and new fish are coming?
Fuck this I'm gonna go play WarioWare
>>218893346>JD literally cracking like an egg>Being the butt of the joke by everyone, staff, fish, and audience >Is obviously loaded with marky, hack blastard, and wigger fucking contestant knowledge TICK TOCK JETTY
I just realized that JD's necklace is a stylized cock and balls.
What does this do?
YOUR MAIN CHARACTER
>its a s2 rerun
bingo is beautiful
>DUDE WE COULD'VE JUST TALKED ABOUT IT LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE! WHY DID YOU FUCKING PRANK ME BRO!! AREN'T WE ADULTS!!Has JD watched this show before?
Landon is such a bitch made hagmaxxxer lmao
APOLIGIZE
JD is just Jimmy with a pretend-friendly tone in his voice, he actually cannot control his anger
jet going hard on emma's bf
what a gigantic pussy
I didn't expect JD to be so bitch made once the poop food rape started. He would fold to Frank before the day was over.
s3 really got some people into thinking this show is something that is not. This is fishtank making a mess and throwing food is a staple. These new fans are massive cry babies
DAILY REMINDER:BLOODGAMES > S2 > S1 > S3 > S5 > S4
Emma get that yam off yo face
jd brought an article of clothing to the tank that he didnt want damaged
I would also be annoyed and whiny if I had to reason with WE NEED TO BE MAKING CONTENT dummies
He's still going to pretend to be straight after this.
>>218893361Does anyone have a clip of the multiple shaky-hand fool's sips he made to cope with the egging?
How did it take 9 days to find out he doesn't like being physically pranked?
>go on fishtank>get mad that somebody gets eggs on your sweater>day 9
JD wearing a fluffy sweater and scarf while sipping from a tiny teacup sitting with his legs crossed
Has he even watched the show before?
They're not even allowed to fight. What's the point?Not allowed to fight, not allowed to destroy the house.
He's about to quit, press this fag some more already
Landon the tiger
ANISSA W JD BTFO
lmao landons hair
powenvy son or jd daughter
BASED LANDON
>>218893392he gets off on ts
has this nigga seen the show before?
>>218893409Vance jumped like a startled cat
>>218893397binx pouring the yogurt and stuff on burt was one of the peak food throwing events though i don't think it could be captured in clips
HOW CAN YOU TOUCH THE CARDIGAN
>>218893311Bingo mogs, you delusional faggot.
>>218893366>Is obviously loaded with marky, hack blastard, and wigger fucking contestant knowledgeAlso instead of ignoring the 4chan topics he reads them out loud and goes "haha yeah sure man I ask"
JD is the biggest content cuck in the houseHe never wants anything to happen, he only wants people to talk it out
Fuck you Vance for breaking it up
Just know that JD seeming gay is connected to his yellow fever. I know a few of you share that cringe trait with him.
>>218893409vance got scared lmao
>>218893396that wasnt even close to a classic s2 poop rape moment
>>218893392her BF changed his user name that's some random fag now
lifefuel: if someone as lame and pathetic as emma's bf can get a girlfriend who's not totally busted, I probably can too.
The Tiger is unafraid
>>218893444DUDE SHE'S HECkING 26
>>218893426More like Landon the Tigger, dude is fucking about to cry after getting bitched out by JD
can we all just agree jet is really cute and good at halo
i haven't been following the build up; isn't it dumb of landon and anyssa to make an enemy of the highest wpm?
>>218893409i wish a sliver of glass got in his can and he choked on it
>>218893409......yo....
He's mad that his gay sweater got wet kek
>>218893462no air quotes this time
Did Jet make them egg JD over the Ellie/Claire comment?
>>218893438>>218893456>Y-yo......
>>218893429JD’s big boyclit
>>218893466Yeah? What's your point?
>DUDE TELL ME BEFORE YOU THROW SHIT ON ME THEN IT'S OKAY AS LONG AS I KNOW ABOUT IT BROWhat a faggot
>>218893423I'd get the milk and just pour it on their beds. That's already been done before, but it smells real bad.
>>218893409>''Yo''
Where is Bingo???
>>218893467t. JD’s tranny “gf”
>>218893441People were raging when that happened too.
JD is going to take it like a man on the tile where we can clean it up easily.
>>218893471It's not actually going to be typing
Anisa is a S2 poop rape Stacy being held back by production's no poop rape gay rules.
JD would've choked out that little faggot Landon with one arm if Vance hadn't wept
He makes Mauro look straight
JD CANT BE THAT RICH IF HIS GF HAS TO WORK
>>218893450does this guy really look like this? he could literally be Chad if he works out and diets wtf
>>218893494Asleep under the covers on the couch
>Emma now lower in stox than the robolmao
this all started off as an epic jet bit btw
>>218893490
It's day 10(?) and the fish are crying about egg stains on the carpetif that doesn't say everything about this season
>>218893409>YO
Vance is joining Quadro???!!
>>218893506what changed? wasn't that the case yesterday?
>>218893494being cute
>>218893444You're Mad Emma's in her letty arc and is going to win the show
>>218893515Fuck off Mauro
How JD wants it to be>Hello kind sir, I would like to throw egg on you. Can you go to the tile part of the room?
All the fish need to press him now he will be out tonight because hes probably winning this challenge and eliminating Anissa
>>218893494sleeping on the couch, they are still tethered
>>218893471it's gonna be a giant keyboard and JD's only gonna have one hand
>>218893524>lower than head and vicky who aren't even in the houseLMAOOOO
Reminder: if JD gets kicked, there is nothing left for this show
>>218893409cute vance
yo… did you just do something unconventional on the show
is jd /ourguy/
>jd gets harrassed immediately after the ellie jet comment not even hiding it
Burt needs to molest JD
>>218893526didn't see this, what is it
>>218893397
cant stop laughing at his gay little hairfluff with the egg face
J U S TUST
when you go camping what is one of the main things you bring? something to boil water and coffeeJD just made a huge mistake
>"Only JD can go to the lab today" -Jet>"Nah man it would be unfair" -JDThis simple trick would have saved a lot of eggs
>>218893409Vance's angle. It looks like he got hit by the glass.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774382845813308.webm
so they will just shoot JD tomorrow right?
>>218893555Fuck no, that nigga gay
>>218893382I want to cook her a meal every day she thinks I'd yummy and enough for leftovers for lunch the next day until she's healthy and strong enough to defend herself against bongo
>>218893557clip?
I'll tell you one thing, and I'm not ashamed to say it. My estimation of JD as a man, just fucking plummeted.
just throw it in the hot tub with some soap dumbass
Emma need to stop sleeping on her face.
>>218893522In a side profile he has negative chin...
>>218893571he did that. Anissa is desperate to not be nontent and Landon is a genuine retard who blames him because mommy said so
>>218893409>Yo...
wow what a good idea!
>>218893566bong physiognomy
i want a stickermule hoody nowits our girl emma approved
god damn that sticker ain't doing shit
eww
JD acting like he's more upset they did it on the carpet than his head >dood u should have just told me first so I could take my shirt off and get away from the carpet dood!
>>218893537LMAO. Imagine typing this shit out and believing it. You're so fucking delusional it hurts. How is Emma in her "Letty Arc" when all the nontent cunt does is sit around all fucking day? You can't name five interesting or noteworthy things that she has done. I can name dozens of interesting things that Bingo and her twin sister have gotten up to. Emma is going to be out after JD.
James is pissed because he cleans everything lol
Hey Emma uh I put you bottom of the leaderboard but if you join me and Ellie i'll like bump you up to 3rd place
>>218893571After 4 season, I'm not sure why fish think they have to listen to Jet. What is he going to do if you refuse to do stuff?
>That's right fishes, kill that fucking jd faggot for trying to expose me for grooming ellie!!
>>218893515
JD gets 2x as gay when he's angry.
Did the second vote for the amputee challenge happen yet?
JD BASED JD BASED
jd lane bryant sponsorship
Imagine thinking you're the one cucking Isaac, but you're actually being cucked by Goran Rapistovic
>>218893494
Vance jumping and meekly saying "yo" to a coffee pot shattering is the highlight thus far of this season
>>218893603le troll face
>>218893603>>218893605Who is this? New Freeloader?
jd stopped caring about the shit dumped in his bag once he found out it was emma lol faggot
Anissa is more content than Emma grim
JD doesn't know who Ellie is, he only watched Burt clips on tiktok
>>218893609Emma drove all of that content by ruining his stuff and your pedo fixation didnt Do Shit.
>>218893392Jet is a bitter bitch that nobody will ever love him and he can't get keep a gf for more than month
The twins and Antara just laughing on the couch, hope someone does another physical prank on him he will probably walk.
Greetings, sir. I am about to bust a cap in your ass. Would you mind moving over to the grass first so we don't get your blood all over the sidewalk where it will have to be cleaned? Thank you.
if you love emma you want the facial cleansing professional with steam cleaner and pimple popper to come asap
>>218893638The indian is more content than Emma
>>218893624claire looked a lot better pre rape
>>218893636He has a crush on Emma
Why does he not brush his teeth?
>>218893628Anyone got the audio clip of this?
>>218893636yeah and then went after anissa for...some reason? and then apologized to emma. wtf is this retard thinking?
jd isn't taking his shirt off cuz he has top scars
>>218893603She needs some Accutane
Imagine watching this trash
What's JD's irl job?
>>218893624le sigh… nice guys always finish last
So he got egged and his first reaction was to threaten to whip a steel folding chair at a woman's head? Very revealing behavior,
I'm JD I'm based
>>218893425The rich kid tts in the dorm really got to him. Send more rich spoiled trustfund pig tts
>>218893671You're currently doing it you don't have to imagine anything
need to see emmas blackheads get extracted in 4k close up
>>218893669damn thatd be a kino twist
>be JD>says 100x he bought stuff that can be ruined >no not this jacket >wah wah im gay
>>218893672'puter guy
JD is ftm and his "gf" is mtf
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774383059304529.mp4
now it's fucked up you retard
>>218893624>Goran make you famous>Lick Gorans ass, Yes?
JD's gonna pay for that coffee pot
>>218893672ai automation that takes people's jobs.that's literally how he described it and chuckled about it
>>218893694Next challenge: who can pop the biggest blackhead on Emma's face.
The JD hate is so forced.
>JD can go suck dick with Bezo
Pot revenge
>>218893685He shouldn't have threatened, he should've just steel chaired Landon and Anissa
>jokes on you guys I shredded my own hoodie
>wants to keep his sweater clean>cuts it to take it offwhat
I love JD
twins revenge?
Bye pedophiles
>>218893662>Toothbrush Bosnians aren’t familiar with that witchcraft
>Cut the sweater instead of just washing itWhat
>>218893722this
>launches vampire race war or builds hyper capitalist empire that uses orphans for food, power and entertainment in your minecraft server>does it all while you're singing your kumbaya's with your gay friends
can we get some actual fags in the house, like with stubble and stuff
I'm just glad that Bingo was able to see this annoying faggot getting put in his place. Today is going to be a GREAT day!
what a fucking retard, why did he cut it?
>HE CHOKE HOLDED ME BRO
See now Emma's farming another W by subverting him and helping him, no other fish plays the game this season, if you can't see the Letty comparison you're just dumb as fuck
Bashir is mad at Landon for taking out his depression at JD
>>218893695cant sadly, jet is planning to impregnate her ASAP
>landon cut
>>218893665>wtf is this retard thinking?"How can i vibe nuke this more?"
let's all thank claire for making content today
>>218893364Today is boring as fuck too?
>I wouldn’t even keep JD as a slave in my Empirelmaoooo
If you showed me this frame and asked me what was happening I would not say "a chokehold"
>>218893730>>218893734>>218893748>>218893756he can't get it off with the cuff retards, he would be wearing a stinking egged sweater for 12 hours
>>218893706I really wanna remove that wart
>>218893537emma doesn't even belong in the same sentence as letty
how are josiecels not bored of this bit already? pathetic and depressing.
>>218893761Bashir the only guy who still thinks he's actually depressed lol
>>218893712hand…hands off
JD just vibenuked the entire house including the basement
>>218893773wooh! yeah!
did nobody clip the actual food fight attack shit? i missed it all
so fucking ugly kek
>>218893779does he have pink nailpolish
>JD smash https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774383163925339.mp4>JD chairhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774383059304529.mp4>JD Ellie and Clairehttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774381694005298.mp4
twins suck they will never have a face to face confrontation but will talk shit about everyone behind their backs
>>218893758kek
>>218893773literally the only good fishtank content since bitchtank has involved claire in some way. tybc.
>>218893779did you edit his nails to make it look like they are painted?
>>218893779Little buddy bout got rock bottomed
>>218893773Thanks girlies. Only good part of S5 so far.
>>218893773holy dog face, no wonder Jet doesn't want to be reminded of her
>>218893781And? He could still wash it, everyone already smells like shit anyway he’s just being a faggot bitch
>emma smiling
JD is the main character
>>218893799Facts as some as some presses them they will cry within seconds
>>218893773it was obviously the ellie part that got to him
>>218893773
>>218893717He's probably an ai prompt curator for Mercor or something. It's pretty high paying for a NEET job desu
>>218893773Main character of /ftl/ btw
>is the one and only content king of season 5
>>218893779Should've ripped his other arm free, and hit them both with this
>>218893712Why is he allowed to choke everyone? Is Jet his gf?
LONGHOUSE LANDON
>>218893781Did he cut the cuff or the sweater?
emma would be so cute if her face wasnt fucked up
>>218893798the hesitation before smashing it is so good
>>218893825claire is banned on site chat, ellie is not and talks with him
send in a freeloader already holy shit
Landon is becoming the alpha of the house
>>218893800even when angry he still goes in to kiss a dude
Bitchtank and season 4 niggas are mentally illThey've gotta be gay or actually self insert as jet if you can imagine that
>5 minutes of content after three days of pure nontent
>>218893798Content king
Yeah we're going to need a vibe reset now. Some pizzas maybe cameras off
Jet is actually ashamed of having fucked claireShe must be really ugly
Head died for this
>>218893773Grateful for this bratty dog
Suicide ehehehehehehehe
now this retarded faggot is crying about a "chokehold"every man on this season is gay as fuck
Post this TLP
>>218893799Yes but when they do it they’re funny and endearing When anyone else does it their snakes and cowardly bitches
>>218893669No chemicals. Just exercise and good diet.
>/ftl/ falling for a prod and paypig forced hate bandwagoneww dude this place is basically reddit atp
>>218893773QRD?
I just woke upwhat the fuck did i miss
>JD gets fucked with and comes off looking like a legit angry gay man>anons trying to act like this is a win
How does a person like JD even find out about this show
>>218893857>ugh you guys... im so done! like for real! my clothes totally ruined~
>still only blaming the womenhe's such a pussy lmao
>>218893773she's the key to all of this
if bezo was here he would be throwing more shit at him already... i miss him...
What the fuck is this guy's actual problem?
whats up with ppv? wiggers trying to block it?
>>218893825Ellie isn't the one with lawyers contacting her
Landon was almost choked to death by a homo in friendtank
>>218893666Damn that'd be a kino twist
>>218893880Power won
>ZAGNUTS
>>218893892he's a fag
want to spam "jet fucked ellie" tts but I don't have the tokens
>>218893875we love jd here
>>218893884He posts on /tv/
>>218893877JD read out a comment he got sent over xbox live which is "ask jet if he smashed ellie or claire" and then the goodsquad was sent up to egg him
>>218893892low t unironically
>>218893860I'd kill head for a fuckin TwixI'm not watching the 'this is realty' show for fake poop pranks that would've been overplayed in a 30 second jackass bit from 2003. Up there with the worst freeloaders ever.
How long can you keep crying about middle school egg prank?
>>218893892he forgot hes on fishtank for a brief moment while chatting with his discord kittens
>>218893875nobody's liked him from the beginning faggot
Doesn’t JD still have a question for Jet?
i like to let my nuts zag
>>218893909you would just get banned
>>218893784This isn't the mog you think it is.
>>218893892Low testosterone
>>218893900kek this landon is such a pussy
>>218893860lol
jc won
guys, I'm not liking this fucked up tension. we need a vibe reset.
>>218893892his parents never loved him, or some shit like that
>>218893918looks like he'd grow a decent beard, though
He would have probably used fake TV eggs.
>>218893854it’s a blurred lines thing
>>218893785That guy hasn't been a josiecel for a long time
>>218893892He misses his fat Asian girlfriend (male).
Odds i can sneak it on
favorite jungle room content?
Jet is fat n gay n nigger n faggot n gay n sheti!
>>218893871Just eat a bunch of fruit and steak so the acne goes away bro
>>218893909They're blocking Ellie of course, pretty sure blocking Claire too. It was read because it was through xbox live messages and you can't filter those.If I were JD, I'd get back on the xbox and just keep reading messages till they wrestle me out of the chair.
we need another week of cheese fries after this
emma looks like those cave creatures from the movie "the descent"
>>218893892it must be difficult to be repressed all the time. Wanting to fuck dudes but having to hide it. He's probably on edge 24/7
guys this is a lot, vibe repair until week 3 after that we're gonna turn up the heat and bring back octavius thunder
>tts: emma's jewish bf is hanging from a rafter rn>she's smilingthat nigga might actually rope
>>218893916thanks. why is Jet so sensitive about this shit?
>>218893892Huge faggot.
imagine having a mentally unstable bf whos reaching out saying he's having a tough time and crying for a minute then laughing it off and staying on the show LOL
>>218893926>no one liked himUmmm forgetting about someone?
>>218893957>YOURE GONNA GET SOMEBODY SICK
>>218893841Acne is fixable. Nigger slav nose is a simpable mid feature not a bug
>>218893346I appreciate JD having 0 filter for reading the xbox messages
CAN WE GET SOME PIZZA OVER HERE, JET?
>>218893951pizza is on the way dw
>>218893892He still in the closet
>>218893987fragile little boy ego
Bingo sends her regards
>>218893871>>218893968Do a couple honey masks and stop eating chips. Acne goes away. A honey mask is literally applying honey to your face and that's it. Super easy.
>Emma types like 10 WPM>yeah I'm pretty okay at typing
>>218893991leave
>>218893957It's a shame we didn't get another freeloader, that way he could play fake pranks on a fake fish.So stoked he's gone. Good fucking riddance.
>>218893968Good start...
>>218893986>>218893990she convinced it's fake is the thing
>>218893971they said last night they're letting most TTS through now, I'd risk a ban if it means I can maybe get through
>>218893951don't worry, they have a plan tonight
>>218893760Delusional
s3=s2>BG>s1>BT>s4>s5
>>218893987Because Jet fails to understand the Streisand effect
>>218893524I’m embarrassed I thought jdra was the Indian stox… now I have robo and all is well
>It's been a rough day>Bashir just stares at him lol
>JD only mad at Anissa?
>>218894026I bet you money that they don't let Ellie stuff through. There hasn't been a single one.
>uuuuuuughhhh it's been a tough day
>im not mad im just annoyeduhh sure big guy
>>218894016What’s the fastest WPM a fish got?
>>218893965https://youtu.be/8OK3gAh5gKQ?si=Qd4l09DXFMuzFQR_
>>218894047Lol
>>218894049he realizes Landon is genuinely retarded and just follows along with what's going on
Jet Neptune's House of Cheese Fries is starting to crack, the fish are revolting
why the fuck are JD stox going down/still at the bottom this audience is hopeless
>>218894049scared of the tiger per se
>>218894050there's been a few that just said "ellie". there's always a chance it's on auto-accept or slips through.
>>218893987it's unchristian
>ooh you smell good>nahimjuskiddinkek
>>218894030
basher doing his jedi force ghost talk again
>>218893562>Payton
nigga did the markypost equivalent and tried to have no accountability as he talks to the outside world then wonders why he got eggs all over him
>>218894052isnt that still mad
>>218893786Bashir tried to cuck the JD egg content. Bashir loudly said THE COMPUTER ROOM IS A SAFE ZONE hoping JD would hear him
>>218894018Jealous because i know how to pick winners
>>218894050there was one
why does jet fuck up everything?
>>218894030>>218894078
mfw landon hasnt eaten>pinecone soup>redcap delight>moss>squirrel and beans>lingonberry
HELLHOUSE schedule:>vibe repair morning>vibe repair noon>vibe repair afternoon>vibe repair night
>>218894068same reason all this happened, because he's an unlikable faggot
>>218893773Thank you Claire and also greasy boobies
He's SUCH a faggot
>>218894100lmfao
>>218894104Bro are you even watch the show? Jet just closed the enitre computer room or at least the gaming part.
>How would you feel if you didn't have coffee this morning
JD is at the brink of crying
>>218894100>>squirrel and beansthat actually sounds good
>I'M NOT MAD I'M NOT MAD I'M NOT MAD
>>218894036Switch s3 with bg then switch s3 with bt
>>218893609i'm capping all of your posts and sending a big dm to bingo
>>218894096>>218894070Damn nevermind. I simply cannot give Jet money though.
keep trying mints, the JD hate is not going to catch on
>>218894123fucking pathetic
>>218894006>Went for bingos scalpThe moment jds fate was sealed
Landon is the best fish
jet neptune is a disgusting sex pest praying on girls he hired for his internet reality show
>>218894123LOL
>you messed with me personally so i decided to destroy something everyones likesyeah you get exiled in my tribal setting
>>218894123>implying jet doesnt still use the site
>>218894100
>>218894123lmao
>>218894123i'm surprised direnc still watches this show
Why are the twins stox so low?
Is this the most bitchmade cast so far?I think S3 cast was tougher than these niggas who are meant to be "fans"
>>218894140Without a doubt
>>218894123This is what he's doing instead of running the show? lol
>>218894133it's been going since day 1 wtf are you retards talking about
women are so fucking evil bros..
>>218894123common drench W
jesus christ Landon really is low IQ enough to blame JD for the wigger's "everyone's banned" bitaaaaaaand now he's getting longhousedbye bye stox!!
>>218894123doesnt he know his girlfriend lurks everyday searching for name to be mentioned
>bongo can smoke because she has bigger lungs than bingo
>>218894133>Anons are so mad Jet fucked their waifu they feel obliged to side with JD
>>218894123Imagine giving this baby ego retard a single cent lmao
>>218894154she loves it. she was watching it with her mom yesterday.
Bam looking exactly like Leto Joker
jet is coping about r9k on the site chat instead of running the show
>>218894100kek nice one anon
>>218894123he might be a bigger fag than JD
bam wearing some classic bam type clothes
>>218894123Qrd of jets r9k history?
>>218894123Direnc wants that jet gussy
bam dressed like the classic joker
>bam is literally wearing a joker coat
bam looks like the joker
>bam shows up>immediately asks bashir to talk in the confession
>>218893892He seethes hard when he's the butt of the joke which makes people want to fuck with him more in a positive feedback loop
Jet is retarded
>>218894172hi claire
Bam shows up and I pause the stream. Exactly like when Sam was the host.
>it's not confessional time it's just me and my friend hanging outHahaha, based Bashir
>i wanted to hang out with Bashir!
Joker posting… BEGIN
>>218894194Humiliated by his dadHumiliated by girlsHumiliated by himself
>>218894210>yo bam go talk to landon in the confession>brings bashir in instead
Bam doesn’t even know what’s going on when he shows up
>They threw.... Cracked eggs on him?!
>>218894154It's honestly weird she hasn't been brought back.She was promised the chance to return with the reset of the cast and need a female freeloader, so... what's the hold up here? Jet wanting a 'full reboot' is locking out some great options. Then again, she might go too hard to fast as she's already seen the Cell and these fish haven't.
>food fight>Bam wearing a purple coat like the JokerThis is it bros, pooptank rapetank hellhouse starts now
S was that all the content for today?
>DUDE YOU GOIN CRAZY WITH NO LONG PUZZLES AND FRESH AIR
>>218894100Gnome voice most consistently has the funniest TTS>>218894123Direnc mogging here icel
>>218894218hi
>A muslim just touched me
is he sabotaging the toilets or what
I skip every Bam confessional and just save images of the funny faces he makes
what is JD doing to the toilets?
fridge rent status?
they actually dressed him up like the joker kek
how about a tall glass of fresh air
What's JD doing to the toilets?
>>218894181they should fly her over if they really can't find crazy female freeloaders
>landon we only got bam for 20 minutes can you hurry up to confessional
does bam lurk here? he saw the bam joker posting?
Bam looks like a rock star
landon ignoring production now
>>218894253I think he's just disconnecting the chain so they don't flush when you use the handle
>>218894141Shadowfax
>>218894272there's a possibility
>>218894260he dressed himself like that
Yeah no one wrote that love letter lol
NO FRESH AIR
>>218894258He's disconnecting the floats, I don't think he's even breaking them. It's a 2 minute fix, a 10 minute fix if he's actually broken them.
>>218894265many are saying this
>>218894272i think he just dresses like that
>>218894263making it so they can't flush, it's an easy fix but nobody will know how
>>218894265every single female freeloader they've had was insane it's like a 100% hitrate
how come so many girls here become insecure when they see how much success emma is having with the boys in the audience?
>bashir get the fuck out this is for landon
>>218894272I think he just dresses like that, it's Bam
>>218893562burt talked about roping after this
>>218894274No. He looks like an Earth Rocker.
>>218894287man now would be a good time to bust out some puzzles huH?
Emma - Kicks BashirDrake - Kicks JD or double cross BashirAnissa - Kicks JDLandon - Kicks JDBashir - Maybe JDJD - Kicks AnissaTwins - Most likely kick JD or possibly BashirThoughts on my list for next elimination?
10 DAYS WITH NO FRESH AIRJUST XBOX
>>218894210>>218894231Bashir is the only contestant than Bam actually likes, and that’s because Bam admires ‘shamans and mystics’
bams jacket is so cool
>ruins your show a full year later
>no coffeethat's fucked up
why is Bam dressed like the joker
>>218893346Shitty benleaks op
>>218894308solid
>>218894308I don't care, it's pointless speculation. What will happen will happen.
>>218894308i think emma kicks JD now too
>>218894141
>>218894265>Need female freeloader>about to hit 3 days no freeloaderA flight from Australia might explain that. Jet, you know what you have to do>Jet brings in Nifty insteadFUCK
>if JD wins it's me or anissa going home nowwhy did you dump eggs on him then you fucking retard?
Bam sucks so hard
>>218894259paid
>>218894308Yeah, JD being a whiny bitch really crippled him here. If they were smart they'd fucking kill Emma already, JD is going to walk because all he can do is mess with the whole house in retaliation due to his retarded "code".
>>218894308Accurate
Reminder that this is Bashir's GF at home.He doesn't care anything you incel 30 year-olds say.
>>218894308kicking JD through a challenge instead of bullying would solidify this cast as the worst ever
>>218894313he has a crush on james drake
>>218894308I would hope Anissa gets kicked, she's the only one that doesn't have anything going for her from a story engagement perspective.Emma would be in that spot, but with her boyfriend stuff, that opens a door for production to play with. Plus she's got a Letty-arc going on now
>YOU WANNA PIECE OF ELLIE, CHAMP?
>>218894313Someone timed all of Bams confessions yesterday and I think Bashirs time was more than the rest of them combined.
He still wants his cheese fries
oh yeah dinner and a show
Man loves his Portesti's
>>218894313Hes so brain damaged from all the alcohol and drugs he probably thinks Bashir is a shaman
Landon doesn't even believe his own story, right? He's just following mommy Anissa's orders.
>bam watches the fucking recap episode lmao
>>218894308Drake 100% wants Bashir out and only wouldn’t eliminate him because he believes it wouldn’t work, after getting faked out last time
jet doesn’t read the threads but now he’s greaser posting
>jet when he sees actual content being made
@snowglobeanon greasertank mentioned
10 bucks says that if someone wins who isn't JD, he's going to instantly walk to avoid getting eliminated. He has no reason to stay in the game, he's only there because he wants to be popular, he doesn't want the money and would leave at final 4 anyway.
>>218894361that's why he doesn't know wtf is going on
is it that hard for a man to be able to eat portesi cheese fries
>>218894361would be funny if he's been watching basedcumberfeet instead of the retard they actually hired
bam acts like my 90yo grandfather
>>218894285lmaofirst he breaks the coffeepot and now he messes with the toilets. Don't get me wrong, it's funny but doing this a day before someone is going to get the bullet is pretty retarded.
Ever since last year's hack, whenever I click on the catalog search button and/or type ftl, ftl doesn't show up as an auto fill option, even though all kinds of random things I've searched the catalog for show up. I deleted them all and it still doesn't show up.
>>218894342True JD could easily get bullied off. It would be way more entertaining to see him walk rather than get eliminated
>can i leave?
JETeveryone on production go up there wearing one of these and bring the wrong shit again
>>218894308bongo will shoot bingo
>>218894373Bloated retard with one brain cell left
why do you retards think anyone except equally retarded anissa would eliminate JD instead of someone who has an actual chance to win the $50k
>>218894364ain't nothin but a hound dog ~
This what happen when JD fridge no pay ren
Bam kinda hates the TTS
>>218893522He does diet, Portesi Cheese Fries and Cheese sammiches only.
>>218894400That Neptunian stare
Bam is really uncomfortable around twins
>>218894391way too funny for the wiggers to do
admiring bongo's oneplay's shirt
>>218894364>making the fish dress up as his dad
>>218894071Any bodycam footage of this?
>>218894405Most of these people are retarded, and Drake might shoot him just because of his coffee.
Now that Bongo has lost some weight she is starting to get cute
>>218894382add #s=fishtank to the URL after /catalog/ I have it bookmarked so easy
Bams faces are so fucking funny
bam relapsed he looks like shit
>Yeah, his "girlfriend"
lmao
oh fuck that ryan dunn tts lmao
Yo what the fuck lmao
>>218894372Torturing /bant/ meta faggots to death challenge
>>218894407Johnny neptune cosplay and special guest Johnny neptune
dude
Show's over
>I’m Ryan Dunn and this is the drunken car flip challenge
Bam does not like the Ryan Dunn TTS DO NOT send any more
that dono kek
LMAO HAHAHAHAHHAHAH
uh oh
WHAT THE FUCKRYAN DUN TTS RIGHT TO BAMS FACE
oh my god no
>ryan dunn tts LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bam is about to kill Jet
that tts was foul lol
RYAN DUNN TTS
>>218894426this nigga always smiling
oh no
bravo wiggers
>>218894391They should keep running a bit where they continue getting the wrong cheese fries
>>218894430hmm, cool
it's fucking over
>>218894378Ansara, in India, mentioned to Emma that she was the thumbnail w/ pomegranate juice on day 6 and that’s only the case on cucumberfeet’s video, not the official one
>>218894427https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aj4Tp2lIZgyou can see ellie for a second through a window
Bam will have words with the wiggers over that TTS
>I'm Ryan Dunn and this is the drunken car flip challenge>I'm Ryan Dunn and this is the drunken car flip challenge>I'm Ryan Dunn and this is the drunken car flip challenge
>>218894442Bam took it like a champ
holy shit lmao
Holy shit, we ain't seeing Bam again.
>"I'M RYAN DUNN AND THIS IS THE DRUNKEN CAR FLIP CHALLENGE" in confessional whihle bam is thereMINTS YOU FUCKING RETARDED WIGGER KLINEFELTER SYNDROME MORON WHY WOULD YOU LET THAT THROUGHDO THE WIGGERS NOT KNOW WHO RYAN DUNN IS?????THAT HAS TO BE ITZOOMER WIGGERS DON'T KNOW WHO RYAN DUNN IS
>fuck it bam has 4 days left on his contract lets make him pissed off and relapsebravo jet
I can’t believe those retards let that through do they even know who Ryan Dunn is lmao
I wish I got to fuck ellieI wish I got rimmed by ClaireI wish I got to handcuff a fish and film myself deepthroating thier face while their bf at home criesI wish I got to gf up EllieI'm kinda jealous of this neptune guy tbqh...
>>218894422Ok she’s my favorite nowAnd ok the Ryan Dunn made me actually laugh
good job mints
That's Bam back on the drink
WHO SENT THAT MINGIN TTS YOU FUCKER
Still too lazy to moderate TTS, eh wiggers?
>>218894489It's not even a good one. If you're going to start fucking with Bam you need to go HARD.
watching dorm cam waiting for emma to come out of the bathroom in her 50s style dress
mints is too busy trying to take PPV down, please understand bam
>>218894495it would've come through much earlier if they didn't
>>218894489they said last night tts is on auto accept no one is reviewing them
>>218894503Mints
>>218894417Bam likes twins and JD least and likes Drake and Bashir mostInterestingly, JD also says he doesn’t like the twins because he can’t understand most of what they say
WASTED AND WOUNDED
>>218894497Hi vgr
i actually couldnt watch that one i switched off immediately
I literally cant watch
>>218894497hot
earth rockers.....
Does Bashir know that Bam and Jodorowsky are out and about Satanists? TJ was also a Jodorowsky guy. Kind of shows Bashir's instincts to be purely secular if his tastes match up perfectly with TJ. TJ is the example of that arch Goethian lady loving secular world order
>yeah we're just leaving tts on auto approve
twins are so fucking ugly and annoying mumblers how are you guys not sick of them yet
>>218894511with my dick in hand
>>218894417so is any normal human
Bam aura lost
>>218894523yeah, i feel kind of bad for bam, he didn't really deserve that shit
jeeze https://www.fishtank.live/clips/332398
Mints you retard how did you let this tts through
I had to mute after the ryan dunn tts
Yeah haven't felt that uncomfortable in a while
>>218894497same that's why I hate jet
>>218894536Bingo and her twin sister have their faults, but they're certainly not ugly, and no matter how you perceive their voices to be, they are actually articulate. Pay attention.
this season is a trainwreck
Only time I laughed that hard in a while glad I caught that
Lol why is everyone treating this like 9/11?
>hehe whore bitch cunt nigger faggot marky marky heeheehee suicide hohoho NOOOOOOOOOO WAS THAT A LE FRIKKING HECKERINO RYAN DUNN TTS???? NOT WHOLESOME CHUNGUS AT ALL BRO
why does JD have a switchblade
Life is Rachie!
>i fucked all the toilets upgood job
first time i've laughed at this show in 4 days
>>218894497all it takes is being a boss baby wigger. who knew?
Holy shit, he really only took the chains off? What a little bitch.
mints get ur fatass upstairs we need some eye candy
ryan dunn tts got meyou funny motherfucker
i cringed in real life at the ryan dunn tts lmao, bam literally laughed thoughj, thoutghgts?
seeing Bams energy completely deflate is sad
JD is based
>>218894565keep in mind the guy relapses over contract breaches and minor insults
>I fucked up the toilets haha>they'll probably figure it out though
Wiggers blocked my head and shoulders ryan dunn tts Cowards
>>218894308Bashir has game sense. He wouldnt drop JD cause of content and he can also coast on the drama. Maybe hed vote Drake out or get revenge on Emma?
>>218894565But I don't hate Bam like you seething fags hate Sam and Jet
>>218894536They’re like two retarded goblins, it’s funny
>>218894587maybe he shouldn't be host on the torture and dox you show then
>>218894481brah
>yea
he's still talking about Head lmao
>>218894565bam is my rock
>>218894489Crazy someone can get a Ryan dunn tts straight to bams face but I cant get one Claire or ellie tts through. Selective moderation.
>>218894590send a "jet fucked ellie" tts
>>218894583trying not to react probably
>>218894592Maybe Emma but I'm certain he won't go for Drake at least not this early
what is taking emma so long to change. is she in there gooning
>>218894587Maybe he should sort his shit out before taking degenerate poo poo pee pee show gigs?
>>218894592revenge on emma would be best for viewers and he would get his revenge, hes a retard if he doesnt plus its not like hes there to win so bad
>mints they're added a space
>>218894536>judging fishtank contestants on if you want to put your peepee in themgo back to /bant/
>>218894581I had forgotten how mints looked and it was really alarming seeing him walk into the computer roomHe’s got hips like a Ugandan consort
bam hasnt looked at the camera once since that tts kek
>>218894592Bashir doublecross of Drake would be cinematic KINO, but I don't feel like he would do it
>>218894612Anything with "Ellie" gets blockedBelieve me. I tried
bread ?
>>218894636try eleanor or allie
>YA LOOK LIKE YA GOT CUMMED ON BY GODZILLA
Bam is just auto-smiling and nodding. Mints is getting the studded leather belt ASAP.
>>218894610thats the real issue
>>218894584not his fault>typing challenge
new>>218894651
>>218894639Who are you quoting
>>218894636Try typing L E
>>218894592>>218894625Bashir has said he wouldn’t go after Emma because it would feel like he was being vengeful
>>218894592too much "honor" to eliminate drake. Maybe Emma if he's petty enough. He'd probably vote out Anisa and do the whole "because you have a kid and it didn't seem like you wanted to be here".
>>218894642yeah
>>218894633I had a theory he has Klinefelters syndrome but I don't think he's even fucking tall enough for that.
>>218894612They took away my TTS token and muted me
Has anyone tried to get clabi or different variations of Claire and ellie through? Anything spund similar to Claire or abi?
bam's jacket is absolute kino
not shitposting, I genuinely believe the twins probably look more attractive than most of the posters itt
>>218895006>beautiful women are more attractive then a manyeah i'd hope so...
