JD W Edition >/ftl/ NEWS:-- Elimination on Wednesday, typing challenge, winner gets bullet-- Michael-- Cleej>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5erstwhile: >>218893346
1950s dress upgreasertankfancy dinner and a showhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmjNIq49398
YO
bam will be ok
he was gonna throw a chair at a woman lmao
Ryan Dunn TTS https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774318584590561.mp4
:(
>Bring me Jet Neptroon
>...>...>YEAH
ryan dunn died lol
>with a giant gun
bams just so over this shit now lmao
Go look back at how sad Bam looked after the twins left the room.
Emma boyfriend changed usernameconfirmed alive
>LOOKS LIKE YA GOT CUMMED ON BY GODZILLA
>ends computer lab bityoure welcome.
vibe repair requires unc
Why is jd mad
Bass pissed
can send bam a ryan dunn tts to his face but ellie gets auto rejected lol
Fire mints
STRIKE THREE
not finna lie, ryan dunn is kind of a piece of shit for getting drunk and doing the drunken car flip challenge, putting other people's lives at risk.bam didn't deserve that tts though.
Rape jet
NEVERHADASTRAWBERRY
>fancy dinner
>>218894671Why did Mints let that through?
>>218894666no way in hell ts was a mistake lol
Bam is so done
>>218894666@Mints: RUN.
bingo is beautiful
And then I let through a minute long Ryan Dunn car crash jokeWhen am I getting paid Jet?
>emmaIM CUMMING
EMMA CUUUUTTEEEE IN THAT DRESS AND GLASSES
>>218894700kek
>>218894709>yo mints write this down
all moderation is cringejust deal with it on the client side
>STRIKE THREE JET
It's a shame that we got this version of Bam. Viva La Bam era Bam would've brought crazy energy to the show.
>>218894710content. there are no boundaries for the wiggers
>>218894714Many are saying this!
>>218894716>*huffs galaxy gas* I don't get it, Ryan who?
>>218894683lmfao
twins have no principles they just go along with whatever they think the popular opinion is
>>218894710TTS is automated this season they dont approve it
Might as well speedrun the relapse and put the booze back in the bar while he's upstairs
>not realising that Mints is one of us
>Idk what’s going on
>>218894686Why is there the option to have 2 names? Jet loves useless complications.
kek bashir triple taked when he saw emma
>>218894760ew
>>218894686he's going to send a letter with the new name that means something to emma but it will just confuse her more
CHEESE FRIESSTRAWBERRIES RYAN DUNN CAR CRASH
>heehee we're not rigging it this time guys>JD's hand will be tied during the elimination challengeok bro
>show is 33% done
I wish I had someone in my life I'd relapse for
>>218894671based wiggers chasing him out of the house
>>218894758
>>218894751So they really are women
>>218894760I'd rather not
>>218894760>usDo you also have a big ass?
Post emma screenshots
You hear about Ryan Dunn's dandruff problem? They found his head and shoulders all over the dashboard.
jd talking is ruining my ability to get hard for emma
Why did he do it?
>>218894683Jet is stunted at 9 year old. The age he was raped by his foster moms blacks boyfriend
>>218894741He’s the only socially competent person on the show and I think he’d do fine in a real reality show - he’s correctly guessed everybody’s alliances and who they’ll want to eliminate - and nobody in the house is gunning for him at all
BONGO STARTING A FIRE IN THE SHOP
>jet threatening fishes about mace
>>218894796wants big bam cock
mints has to have bear mace to prevent rape
>reminiscing about ryan dunn now
Bingo get naked in the market
>>218894683my favorite part of the show is jet chats
>>218894807they're giving it to mints because every time he goes upstairs alone he gets surrounded and assaulted lol
shit testing mints LMAO
>>218894701he was a professional
>>218894778they should cancel the amputee bullshit so JD can send Anissa home
>>218894813Fuck dude
>mints trying to act tough
>>218894813:(
They should give mints a rape whistle
>>218894787shes been far from cams. wait for her confessional coming up
Mints has to be gayest gay boy ever. How did Jet find him?
>>218894796Goated. Can always just say it was a mistake
>>218894666He has only sent two TTS, and both are about Dunn, lmao.
>>218894807apologise
>>218894819do the stinky leg!!!!
>>218894807Hope one of the fish wrestles the mace out of his hands and maces him as welll. Or his dumbass will just mess up and do it himself in the process.
damn he's thinking about dunn now
a scared man
All that effort: GONE.
>Taking away the computers after 1 EllieClaire message... but I thought it didn't bother him
andy dick freeloader
director cam on bam with no one around is too much
>closes computer lab>no one cares
yo bros not gonna lie bam isnt looking so not relapsed right now
That bear mace isn't going to stop me Mints. I'm going to fuck you in your fat ginger bussy
sorry bam, i'm somewhat of a master troll
>he said it was a hell house...
We need a vocaroo of Bashir making Mints scream like a little girl the other night
Remember when Sam used to talk to us
BASHIR MOGGING MINX
>>218894671Just mean spirited honestly. So what if he's a shitty host? You're fault for hiring him
I miss ellieI miss her tight little bodyI miss her pretty face
bam is never fully sober lets be real
Bam is not coming back for another season
>>218894683>im not embarrasedSure thing buddy
you can tell the computer room was mints grand idea and now he is all bitchy cause it got pulled cause he couldnt block xbox messages
Dude, if Bashir actually presses mints this is going to be great.
take the bear mace from Mints and use it on him
mints is going to shit his little apple bottom jeans
Bashir haters apologize right now
remember when the wiggers let through a tts about Sam’s violent car wreck that fucked up his friend for lifeoh yeah, that never happened
he's going to kill him
>>218894883nontent even in the chat
g.. go play dress up
Jet is definitely thinking to himself that he could do his job better if Bam wasn't there. They got the drop of clout from a washed up celebrity and now it's like having an annoying girl stay at your house after you fucked her
cute
If Bashir beats up mints he’s my guy.
>do you work for valve
MINTS RAPE
bashir about to collect a virgin
>>218894886Neither is Jet. There's not going to be another season.
bashir and mints kino
MASSIVE MINTS L
holy cringe
STAB HIM ALLAHU AKBAR BISMILLAH
>>218894905I don't want content from her, I want my cock burried in her face
Mints is SO GAY
>>218894901
>i'll actually sock you in the face
bashir is based. he's based!
Bingo's waist kinda crazy though
MINTS MOGGING
kek anissa confessional getting cucked
>>218894796Hates Bam and wants Sam back
BASHIR MOGS
mints is going to kick his ass
imagine if bashir gets the bearmace and just unloads on mints, jet and ben lol
>I'LL SOCK YOU IN THE FACEwhy does he talk like a bully in a disney channel show
I would kill mints if I knew I would get away with it
>why you shaking like emma
LMAO MINTS IS SCARED
There's no one in the entire fishtank universe more hateable than mints
look how brutal of a mogging this is, jesus christ
HE'S GOT A FUCKING KNIFE!
mints getting raped kek
bashir owns
LOL
>Already has his hands on itDude, Bashir, KILL HIM.
>>218894942she's way too damn thin
Hey wiggers, how about hiring someone who can handle physical altercations for your show?
>WHY ARE YOU SHAKING?
>bashir wants mints to use the mace so mints maces himselfi kneel
>mints calling anyone a little bitch
mints shaking in his heels
Jet and Mints are a joke
please spray bash please it would be so funny please i will buy a season pass i promise
LANDON PROTECTING PRODUCTIONPRODUCTION PETPRODUCTION PETPRODUCTION PETPRODUCTION PETPRODUCTION PET
Mints is such a snack
>>218894964I'm so happy he's back
BASHIR FUCKING DO IT
>mints is a pussy and can’t fight so he needs mace. A first ever for fishtank.
>>218894973>I got adrenaline dudeMints got estrogen
>shit tests production/ourguy/
if a few fishies jump that butty boy they will win and gain control of the immunity bear mace
>>218894901Sam told that story in The Cell S3.
I take back everything bad I said about Bashir
>Why are you shaking?
why are they beefing?
>>218894883Filthy goated
why is bashir so wild suddenly
why does production act like they work at an amazon warehouse for nothing
"Imagine saying you are going to hit a female with a chair!"- landon Landon, you are a cowardly idiot.this season is so boring that jd getting mad about someone throwing eggs at him is "content". This cast is lame. in s4 we had freddy, in season 3 we had alex b, in season 1 we had jon, in s5 we have no one. They can't make me hate JD because he's boring, yet somehow he's less boring than emma. James Drake and Bashir are actually interesting to watch when competing but there's only been one competition that matters (the plant matter challenge). there could have been so much content if they didn't keep altering the rules. "UHHHH Bashir you can't steal the plant matter from the girls because girls are weaker and that wouldn't be fair." "all plant material that was here day 1 cannot be used in the challenge (the log, the bed frame, the cactus)." and then emma wins by using the log that no one knew existed (that has been there since day one). you said you wanted challenges to be fair this season, jet???? Jet is low IQ and needs to be killed
Holy shit, Bashir owns Mints ass This is embarrassing
BASHIR! DESTROY MINTS AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
mints doesnt need mace he just has use that big fat ass to smother bashir
Do it bash
>>218895003cause fuck mints
ginger fight!!!!
>>218894996He pressed Mints yesterday when he was filling a water cooler. He'll make a grab for it.
vance is trying so hard to keep mints huge ass out of frame
>>218895001Bashir is just cool like that
Bashir W
who is gayer, mints or jd?
>>218895003Hes a plant
FUUCK WE ARE MISSING EMMA CONFESSIONAL
bashir isn't even doing anything and mints is terrified, this is hilarious
bashir mogging the fuck out of mints, he really is our guy
>would you be scared if i was black
Cute
>i was beat up everyday of my life
>>218895003the way of the cole
Bashir should just grab him, he's squeal again
>>218894957>>218894955Mints gets mogged so hard every time he comes upstairs they started giving him pepper spray - and even now he’s still getting moggedVery sad!
you can tell mints thinks he deserves life
bro... your not that special
Literally what the fuck is happening?Why is Bashir acting insane?
>>218895029jd's a fag, but mints is a little bimbified sissified slave
>>218895003gingers hate other gingers
I GREW UP IN SYRIA
>>218895003For some reason the only person he feels no fucks about attacking or bullying is mints. Maybe they fought in chat before or something.
I feel like we're gonna see mints get his shit leaked like that one streamer who looks like he has downs
Mints is Jet's fuckbuddy
Is this a ginger thing
Why is he taking the computers away?
Landon needs to leave the room so Bashir the plant can get maced for the bit
I have to go to bed before work, already stayed up too late since something started to happenPlease post pictures of the greasers tomorrow
>>218895049he picks on the weakest people
wow emma is looking extra pretty today
CUMMED ON BY GODZILLA HAHAHA
WHAT THE FUCK
LETS GO BASHIR
Mints always immediately escalates to threats of violence out of insecurity, it's 0-100, using threats to try and save face. every time.
BASHIR GOT ITBASHIR WON
holy shit lmao
MINTS MOGGED TO OBLIVION
>>218895049Bashir always fucks with them. He's goated.
mints is so freaking badass
You can tell mints posts here
LMAO
m mm m mmogged
BASHIR WON
>NOOO DONT BEAR MACE THE ENTIRE HOUSEfuck this coddlehouse bullshit
amazing
GOAT
MOGGED
They could gangrape mints so easily
>I was beat up my entire life
ALWAYS. MOG. WIGGERS.
MINTS MUFFIN TOP!!! :O <3
HUGE W
mints has a fart fetish btw
>>218895064It became the nontent room
>>218895057Mints is to him what I'm to Jet.
HOLY FUCK
>>218895003Leather jacket inso
greaser outfit unlocked new bashir power
AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAMINTS FAGGOT
>>218895003Wouldn't you?
How will mints ever recover from this mogging??????????
BASHIR IS A REAL ONEINSHALLAH HALLAMDULA
I want to torture Mints for 1000 years.
these dorks are nothing without sam
ITS OVER END THE SHOWPRODUCTION LLLLLLL
BYE BYE BASHIR!!!!!!BYEEE!!!!!
Reminds me of videos of female cops getting mogged by criminals
4 more broken xbox 360s
>>218895007I want to add something to this...I do hate boring contestants but jd is less boring than Emma and he is a lot nicer than her she deserves the hate jd is getting
production has never been this mogged
Mints is pathetic
Season 5: Production needs to carry bear mace for the contestants.Mints would spray himself too if he tried with that tackle; Bashir comes from a culture of suicide bombers, he don't care.
holy fuck mints has a fat ass
HUGE MINTS WIN
how will bashir ever recover from this mogging
>>218895101Oh shit he got the mace
>bashir got taken down by fucking mintslol
Brutal fucking Mints mogging.
TOTAL BASHIR DOMINATION
>>218895093Wait I thought that was a flashlight
>>218895062Hes the basement pass around
...
mints will be scared to go upstairs until bashir leaves
Just fuck his ass, Bashir
Is this the scripted bit that Bashir wanted so that he could leave with honor?
I've wanted to see mints get mogged that hard since I first saw him
winning
sam would've kicked his head off>wiggers BTFO
why on earth would the wiggers every keep some fruity fag like mints around for any reason other than gay sex?
stop fucking busting my balls...
>>218895132he's being such a cole
Mints has a boner right now lmao
I was raped my entire life you can't intimidate me
>s-stop fuckin' bustin' my balls.....
BASHIR CAUGHT SCRIPTINGBASHIR CAUGHT SCRIPTINGBASHIR CAUGHT SCRIPTINGBASHIR CAUGHT SCRIPTING
So glad Bashir came back
>>218895122It is pretty funny that they only started getting like this in s4
Bingo says Bashir is a plant!
Imagine thinking bashir won that. Bro got rolled over by mints
HELL HOUSE
bashir is the goat
Were production the real fish all along?
>>218895149good, I don't want to see that faggot on screen ever again
anyone got the image with mints messages about how he would fight anyone who stepped up to him from S4
Bashir was smacking around mints late last night too lol
maybe allah is real after all idk
>>218895032i wouldnt say i'm >missingit
>>218895158lmao @JDs crying ass
>it was scripted
bringing Bashir back was a good moveJIHAD GANG
>>218895179He got the mace, dude. He did what he wanted to do, get back to crying in the basement homo.
production is gonna need to order themselves a pizza after this one
Miss him yet, Mints?
little twins on the prairie going for walkies
MINTS ASS IS FUCKING GIGANTICHOLY SHIT
>>218895162He’s the only one who knows how computers work and helped make the website
>>218895179imagine coping for mints
>>218895174>>218895191a scared man
The Nontent twins suck
>>218895179Bashir wasn't trying to fight him. He was trying to steal the mace which he did. He took a bunch to the face and didn't feel shit.
bam is not doing good
He got destroyed and then Bashir made him shake his hand LMAO the disrespect Mints just go is unreal.
Stop bullying mints he's a cool guy
>>218895179>goes to the basement to post right after getting moggedLMAO PUSSY
production is going to need vibe repair…
>>218895179to get the mace he wasnt trying to take him down tard
mints vs bashir boxing match
why are the computers gone?
mints is fingering his little boipussy like crazy tonight
imagine the smell
Season 5 has proven fishtank doesn't work without Sam. Not because he carried them creatively or anything but because he was capable of beating up any fish that went too far.
bam just sitting in silence in the confessional kek
>>218895219mints is an insecure queer
>>218895205I guarantee that Mints didn't even make eye contact with Sam when he was there, let alone talk to him
if i was bashir I would have started going to town on that big wobbly booty once he was on the ground
>>218895064Because claire and ellie type stuff
No fucking way did Mints punch Bashir in the face
>>218895226
Bingo thinks his name isn’t actually Muhammad
I hope Burt makes up another homoerotic acronym for James Drake like Aryeh's >A.R.E.Y.E.H = A Real Yummy Erect HammerLike >Jesus! A man's engorged sausage Damn! Really amazingly kenspeckley endowed!>J.A.M.E.S. D.R.A.K.E.>Juicy Ass Meat, Every Stroke Delivers Raw Anal Kink EcstasyOr, if we want to lean even harder into the throbbing, dramatic flair:>J.A.M.E.S. D.R.A.K.E.>Jah! A Massive Erection Swells Daily,Really A Kingly EndowmentAnd one more for variety, going full sleazy admiration:>J.A.M.E.S. D.R.A.K.E.>Just Another Man’s Engorged Shaft Demands Respect And Kneeling Ecstasy
>>218895218>this is REAL bear mace>jet said i can spray you
>>218895193I missed all that, dammit
If no one gets maxed on fishtank what’s the point
>>218895179Mints punched him in the face and threw him into the broken glass on the floor, bashir got the mace, which was his intention. They can't get physical with production or fuck too much with them, so bashir getting the mace was a win, even though it seems small, was a huge W
>>218895179Mints how are you ever gonna recover from this? i think your only option is to mace him.
No would be a good time to bring red shark (Luke) as Mints bodyguard
>>218895131Yeah, Emma is evil. I hope she gets what she deserves sometime soon.
>>218895249kill yourself
Mints wasn't locked and loaded ready to rock. He's the kind of person who carries a weapon and it only gets used against him.
>>218895241lol he must hit like getting slapped with a fish
>>218895238mintsposting is fucking killing me
>>218895179go back to threatening to slap people and getting your shit pushed in
awoooga emma looking like a trad wifey so nicey ayayayaya
bashir is an s tier fish
Reminder Jet was mogged by daniel in S4just saying
>>218895241He did, that's why his glasses came off. He didn't do a good job of it, he's a tubby piece of lard, but he lost the fucking mace and would have gotten raped if Bashir wasn't doing it purely to prove he could.
Mints is too zesty for this show. He cannot be taken seriously.
>>218895204Expect a deluge of salty TTS from a producer account tonight
what is he thinking right now
bashir called his bluff he knew he wasnt going to spray because vance and mints would get fucked over lol
>>218895179this is how it went
>>218895254No winning would be immediately spraying it and blinding everyone in the room
Bashir is going jihad on the house
>>218895257Sam got Luke in the divorce
>hehe whore bitch cunt nigger faggot marky marky heeheehee suicide hohoho NOOOOOOOOOO WAS THAT A LE FRIKKING HECKERINO RYAN DUNN TTS???? NOT WHOLESOME CHUNGUS AT ALL BRO
>>218895251what a disguting humanoid
YO MINTS
Imagine Bingo with winged eyeliner.
bashir all the waynigga deserves it
We're all thinking about TAYLEIGH
mints better pray he never ends up in jail got DAYUM
>>218895272shiver me timbers
>>218895282literally who
>>218895296kek
>Bear maceThese wiggas are beyond WEAK
I was on confessional cam monitoring the Bamster, what the fuck happened?
>>218895179Bashir is gonna tax that assyou better hide in the basement doughboy
>>218895226someone ai these to give mints an even bigger juicy butt like carl weezer
Mints gonna pout all week kek
haha bam is still just sitting up there contemplating
Don't bring a weapon if you're too much of a pussy to use it, Mints.
>>218895297production get on this NOW
>>218895227there is no fear factor anymore. the fish run the house, retards shit test production with no consequences.
we just struck bashirs nuclear powerplant. hows that for a mogging?
DRAKE IS SO COOL
WHAT A FUCKING CHAD
>>218895286that's too much, that would be considered fucking too much with production, he doesn't want to get kicked. As soon as he got the mace, vance instantly stopped him from using it.
>>218895261>Mints the kind of person who carries a weapon and it only gets used against him.
>>218895244Ridiculous….
why does Bam look suicidal
>>218895297Pay attention JET
bashir doesn't even care about the money, he is doing this for the sake of his own entertainment
our best fits scare niggas
>>218895287who won this?
/ourguy/ JAMES DRAKE
>>218895313kek
>>218895292You need to learn to let go of the past
>>218895314he's still shaking in the basement lmfao
>>218895282trying to look up robo-jeet's robo-skirt
>>218895244Mints filling up his water activated lube jug
>>218895297Are you Egyptian?
Why are they wearing leather jackets? Just tuned in
>>218895244IS THAT NONSTICK COOKWARE???
>>218895329>hairline recedingoh no non ononononono not like this
i bet they didnt have condoms in the 50s which means anisa and landon must have unprotected sex
>>218894710damage control for the ellie and claire thing
>>218895309Bashir tried to rape Mints. Mints reached for his anti-rape mace but Bashir got a hold of it. Vance wept and Bashir felt bad so he gave Vance the mace and ceased his rape of Mints.
>>218895337He's doing it for the fans, 100%. He knows it's funny when production gets fucked with, and shit testing them when they bluff is great.
If production were smart they would hire the James ‘James Drake’ Drake to protect fat butt Mints from the Jihad greaser rape menace
>>218895326Bashir is from Syria, not Iran
>mints won bro>begs bashir to stop busting his balls then slammed the basement doorSeems legit
BASHIR YOU ARE ACTING LIKE COLE RIGHT NOW!!!!
Why are they all dressed like that?
>>21889535650's night for some reason
>>218895339>>218895341>>218895329Tunnel drakes for life!
>>218895329
>>218894710Bam needed to be humbled
>>218895287sissy punch and clean transition to muffin top grapplemints obviously won this one
This has to be one of the most unfortunate body types of all time.
BAM LEFT WITHOUT TALKING TO BASHIR
>>218895358it's not receding at all you braindead zoomer he's 36 and has a high T widows peak but no receding on the sides
>>218895313DAMN
bam left
>>218895326Most Syrians are celebrating Iran getting bombed
I think Bashir still feels guilty for getting back on the show so he's going scorched earth doing whatever he thinks is entertaining
why the fuck is landon a doctor lmao
Bongo is currently feeding Bingo her baby food!
>Muhammad to confessional>ignores it>bam leaveslmao
More mints getting bullied type stuff
>>218895389Bam is never coming back:)
>>218895386i thought sam made the wiggers exercise, how the fuck did he get this bad?
>>218895393after that ryan dunn tts, I don't blame him. It's like a marky tts to sam
i didn't have a foot fetish before fishtank
why is mints so breedable bros
>Bashir is nonte-ACK
>>218895386lunch lady build
Bam ain't coming back.
the ryan dunn tts fucked bam up
>>218895403gigachadhes too basedwiggers are gonna elimination chocolate his ass
Why did Jet say they were taking the xbox's?>Bam and James were talking over it
>>218895411i feel like this is an actual video of him in confessional instead of a screencap
>you look really well in that
>>218895397He does, but he was doing this before with the Vicky and trees shit.His goal has never been the money, it's all about being cool, his worry about coming back was that he left a hero and could only make his reputation worse by coming back.
bam was such a mistake, holy shit. he can barely pretend to give a fuck.
>>218895397It feels like that stunt would've gotten someone kicked off the show desu maybe he's trying to force their hand and send him home.
>>218895414That little slap he does is so funny
Just tuned in, how come there are no cute girls in the tank this season?
>>218895414this is the punch he's been warning us about
Bongo would make a good mommy
Alright, Bashir is a legit Fishtank fan, he knows how much everyone fucking hates Mints
bams slow walk to the basement was sad
>>218895414>gay baby punch while your weapon gets taken away from youmints got rekt
how long has it been since Bashir last praying?
>>218895414>That muffintop jiggle
Bam shouting in foyer?
>>218895412>It's like a marky tts to sambut bam didnt groom a 15 y/o when he was 28
Jet. make the call.
Bongo is feeding Bingo in the market! Someone better be clipping because my internet is shitting the bed!
emma just told anissa that they told her they faked the notes and she got 1 tts today that she was confident was her real bf and so she is staying
>>218895445he's a /ftl/ poster
>>218895426he said it was because of the snitch xbox messages but it was really because of the ellie and claire xbox messages
Jet in trouble from letting through that Dunn TTS to Bam as we speak
>>218895397Probably the best thing he could do - be as entertaining as possible, no holding back. He's in a unique position after coming back where he just doesnt have to care about shit. Whatever happens happens.
ANNISA IS LEAVING
>>218895427When you're up too long, all the pictures start moving.
mints is the eat my ass through my jorts TTSer
>>218895456they would be better hosts desu
>>218895455You sure about that?
>>218895454I think I heard a muffled "Strike two".
>>218895462LOLof course
>>218895224the clairelliewall has been breached
>>218895426because JD was messaging his tranny girlfriend on minecraft and the wiggers found out. revoked the whole house's privileges.
>>218895469ANISSA OWNS LANDON SEX
>>218895461stop it troon
>>218895414look at the jiggle on that muffin topit doesnt get softer than mints
>>218895463Bam's wife slapping the shit out of him
>>218895416>>218895414He should just embrace his white heritage and join the Hell's Angels and become a shotcaller. Imagine the havoc Bashir would wreak if he wasn't a man of God. He'd be a legend among biker gangs. They'd call him the "Syrian Smiler".
>>218895435Good, I wouldn't give a fuck either. This show is run by retards.
>do you work for valve?how do you respond to this without sounding mad?
>>218895456i like bam because hes retarded but kenny would be such a good host
>>218895445he's the only one who's watched live, you can tell
>>218895426The actual reason is that JD was reading messages aloud about Clair and EllieThe ‘canon’ reason is that streaming was boring
fishtank gonna make bam relapse lmao
>>218895488>I-I-I just like half life....
this show has become the fish walking on egg shells around productions safe vibe repair show seeing what they can do before getting kicked off, grim
the meta of fucking with production is unavoidable, even with Sameveryone knows how much power they hold over the wiggers
>>218895481shut up mints, bashir exposed you for the little coward bitch you are
How will they do the typing challenge without computers?
>>218895463Wiggers trying to make him walk so it voids his contract and they don't have to pay him.
>>218895497RIP in pieces, cancerface
>why did he shove me in the glass?Bashir started it and then blames it on mints like a true narcissistic psycho
>>218895456so close yet so far
Terminator 2 : Judgement Gay
BREAKING: Jackass Star Bam Margera Dead After Apparent Overdose in Atlanta
>she's coming tonight
>>218895462lmao does anyone have screenshots?
>>218895512There's going to be a giant keyboard and they're all going to play hopscotch on it
antara gonna mog mints next
>>218895516Hey mints you fat tub of ugly, you lost!
>>218895512They couldn't use the computer room today anyway because of JD
>>218895527I'll be cumming too
>>218895516mints, will you twerk for me?
>>218895444I’m going to make her a mommy.
>>218895527wow summer looks like this now?
>>218895527Yeah because i am there with here.
>>218895534>Mints maces the robot
>>218895526that would be such a jet neptune thing to have happen
>>218895390so his hair's recedingkthxbai
>>218895523imagine having actually good KvS style challenges and humiliations in the tank. life would be good
mints has the ricardo lopez build
mlp fanfiction by mints https://fimfetch.net/?q=&a=Heredth
funny that before Jet can go upstairs and make fun of the fish for how "tough" they look bashir already totally destroyed his right hand man
this is lowkey adl tier
>>218895529https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774381694005298.mp4
>>218895560mints in 5 years time kek
>>218895557people have been saying this since season 1 and they just never listen
>Drake finally works out the computers are gone 2 hours lateIf he wasn't too busy listening to Bam he would have known what was happening and partnered up with Bashir to keep them.>>218895516Mints had plenty of opportunities to mace him, he refused to because he's a bitch. The water bottle incident yesterday should have taught him that either you fight back or you get owned, he was honestly scared of macing himself and had no desire to actually use the performative weapon, he thought it would keep him safe purely through the threat of using it, which doesn't work when your opponent knows that.
>>218895570if jet showed up do you think bashir would be any lighter on him
I actually want to kill mints. What a little faggot.
>>218895456Can't believe people still think KvS is real. You must have really low IQ to believe this
>>218895555KEK I thought he was kidding when he sent those but he was really serious.What a buffoon.
>>218895179>Imagine thinking bashir won that. Bro got rolled over by mintshi mintsyou're built like a lunch lady
lol why is tts off???
>>218895397They were fucking retarded to bring him backThey still have no freeloadersAnd it's a short season so they should have given up on whatever gay retarded "final four showdown" they have planned and just let it be on pace for a normal season end thanks to the two retard dropouts
>>218895592fucking helllll that is actually awful
>>218895589theyre dunn with it
>>218895592HAHAHHAHA
>>218895592ZAMN
>>218895589Vibe repair day for Mints after that. Please understand
>>218895456Nobody knows who that is.
>>218895592unreal
If Bam's wife wasn't mad about the Ryan Dunn TTS and nagging Jet we would have so much content with Bashir right now, Bam almost cried on the spot.
>>218895592fat tub of shit
>>218895589show's over, pack it up guys
>>218895571not quite yet
>>218895592ayo...
Bashir claimed that Mints punched him in the face, but it was actually a slap.
>>218895592It's like Jello
>>218895534it would be funny if the wiggers just stayed in the basement and had antara do everything they do on the set. every time i see mints i want to fucking kill him
>>218895589they are shutting it downtoo much shit testing both from the fans and the fish
>>218895592BURSTING at the seams
Funny bit but it would have been funnier to see Sam press basneed after
>>218895607you have school tomorrow
>>218895179Cole won.
everyone on production is so fucking gay, especially mints and the guy with long hair, they have such shitty attitudes. it’s a comedy show, lighten up
>>218895592Fucking Mints' ass while grabbing his love handles
>>218895589bam margera TTS, ellie and clari mentioned through the xbox's
>>218895592>huge ass
>>218895592mommy
>ITT : Jealous nobodies
>>218895511no it was good what bashir did you’re a troon for thinking he’s one of you
>>218895456Kenny would be a good host if he committed to it. He'd probably ask for more money than he's worth though... not like they're getting anything from the fortune they dropped on Bam.
>>218895592jiggle physics
>>218895592UNF Mints finna make me act up
>>218895572defensive much?
Mints is the softest nigga on the face of the planet
>>218895585who tf thinks it's real?
>>218895592actual hormonal imbalance
>>218895592COOOOOOOOM
production deserves this for the computer lab idea
>>218895636he a thicc ass boi
>>218895616is that really him lmaothat's so retarded especially since FRTs are legal
MINTS MICROKINI
whats the convo in teh basement like about how to restore their authority i bet bill ottman is giving mints a life lesson
>third nontent day in a row
>>218895444Bongo would threaten to shove a fork in her kid's eye like Livia Soprano.
>>218895626I'm unc, and I'm telling you that nobody knows who that is. We don't car about your niche internet celebs.
>>218895592holy fuck that doesn't even look real
Drake has now bought the fake reason the computer lab is gone, good chance they kick out Anissa over JD, which would be the best move.
>>218895456Unironically, Kenny would be a better host. He gets challenges and gross out humor and probably wouldn't rely as much on Bam's '20 years ago I was at a party...' rambling.
>>218895654>Jet starves us of content>The fish start making it for us instead WE CONTROL THE ACTION
does mints have an OF?
Bongo HATES Bleach!
>dinner and a show
>>218895666@jet make it happen
james drake is gaslighting himself into thinking they took the computers cause its a no splash zone
Alex B would completely break the wiggers without Sam to wrangle this season. Would be such a great watch.
>>218895627>pack your shit your replacement is here>ok whatever daddy sam says goesBashir clears this fuckin’ loser by leagues
>>218895592Estrogen
How does production even recover from this?
>>218895667they are trying to determine where to order pizza
Mints shrieking like a girl last night after Bashir assaulted him is a noise I’ll never forget
>>218895668you're posting a season that had 20 nontent days in a row, today has been fun
they're definitely conspiring how to kick Bashir in the basement now
so they took away the xboxes, because fish did something entertaining?and only after them having them for liek a couple days, not even enough time for it to be super normalized that theyd get to play games anytime
He looks like he sucks a mean cock.
>>218895684yeah but he wouldn't draw the insane viewership bam does
>>218895654I wish jet was next
>>218895683kicking emma would be the best move, mommy anissa still owes landon sex
>>218895527>>218895549>>218895547>>218895543Stop forcing this bitch you white cucksshes dating a latino
>>218895685>fish start making content>the wiggers get pissed offyou love to see it
make the call jet
>>218895635My fishtank folder for the season always starts named after the standout Fish (right now it's my bingobongo folder) but I've officially started a bashir subfolder.
>>218895703crashing the show, no survivors
>>218895699I think they know this and don't want to bring him on
>>218895707He started shrieking before Bashir even fucked with him that hard, which triggered Bashir to chase him up the stairs.
Imagine if Bashir had just full blast bearmaced Mints GOD DAMMIT I would've kneeled
>>218895677kenny vs spenny was a network television show dumbass
>>218895665yeah it's really him
>>218895701i love bashir but he literally wanted to leave the other day. cole was kicked.
the ad board in the kitchen should just be mints ass jiggling
>>218895707Same, I can never look at him the same way again
bongo reading milking farm lmao
>>218895650From injecting estrogen
first major drake L
>>218895721That’s not Bongo. Why did you include me?
Mints vs Bashir boxing matchJET WHERE IS THE BELL THIS SEASON
>>218895715we're at 1/4 S3 numbers
>>218895677>internet celebsactual retard
>>218895715it would if the show was actually structured well and super good
>>218895733who?
>>218895701Except sam didn't say that, newfriend.
>>218895667Most likely outcome is many seething production TTS tonight calling bashir gay and insulting Islam
>>218895707is there a clip of this?
>>218895699especially with these fish to cheer him on
>>218895699Alex B would see Mints fat ass, and go monkey mode on it.
>>218895639I get why they picked bam, after sam leaving, they just wanted a big name to promote the show, they certainly got me watching it because I was not going to if the host was some random guy production knows, or jet or ben. But bam is objectively a terrible host, he doesn't give a fuck about the show, every time he's on screen it seems like he's counting the minutes until he can leave. Also he's really bad at interacting with the autistict twins and landon, which are always the best part of any fishtank season.
>>218895710The kick order is:Bashir>Landon>JD>Anissa>James>BingoBongoWhich means Emma wins of course and Jet grooms her
>>218895703realistically doing a cell might work? not like great or anything but it restricting their movement would have that effect
>>218895744mints got rid of the bell because he knew someone would want to box his fat ass
>>218895707>>218895730clip???
>>218895720Yeah, but Bashir will probably win and I don't think he'll do it.>>218895744It would literally last 5 seconds, what's the point?
kek bongo complaining their costumes are the same size and she couldnt fit into hers
bring back mauro and put him in a cell with the carpetbagger
>>218895752Mexican Jet from American Dude Lodge
>>218895703>enters
>>218895710Who cares. Bashir doesn't even want to win he's just there for the audience
>>218895733who is this faggot? why arent you posting in /bant/?
>>218895752Jon's latinx boyfriend
>>218895742Cause he's a nigger with low nigger IQ, why else?
>they bring Burt on>he just spends the whole time trying to fuck Mints
>>218895731Immediately kicked but would've been a top 5 fishtank moment
need to dick emma in that costume
>>218895665You're not supposed to sell them at the boomer shows since they get mad at anything that isn't California compliant.
>>218895707post clip i never saw this
>>218895771>It would literally last 5 seconds, what's the point?I last 5 seconds gooning at Mints ass
baker
>>218895699>alex b sperg out on sardine tin>alex b sperg out AGAIN during duanyay thanksgiving tankYeah he’s uncontrollable
>>218895787i feel like he could be the one to break drake
>>218895735They’re still not the same. Cole didn’t do shit before quitting. Oh shit, production is messing with you? Wow way to go after uhhhh… Nina? Fuck that pussy. You need to grow up and realize he sucked shit at the end.
>>218895555>>218895586bro...you're not that special
>>218895732>kenny vs spennySounds extremely gay. No surprise that you enjoy it.>>218895748We don't car about garbage that only appeared on your local TV network.
I missed it why are they dressed like its the 1950s?
Payton would save this season.
Bingo thinks orcs are disgustingBongo thinks they're tall green and handsome
Lmao why was bashir antagonizing mints?
>>218895800Alex B beating up Daniel is the only good thing to happen during the S4 offseason
>>218895809mindbroken mints
>>218895720Truuuuu
Have they reused a challenge?Good riddance with acting retarded and counting rice and skits.The Cell I think they will do though.
>>218895818mints's quaking butthole is begging for it
>>218895815Dinner and a show.
>>218895753Yeah, I know it was Ben you retard. What difference does it make? He immediately cow towed to it.
>>218895817More proof that Bingo's the better twin
>>218895818Because Mints is a fuckable piece of meat
>>218895817bongo a freak
>>218895817makes sense why she wants to fuck Frank
>>218895815for dinner
>>218895818he was roleplaying as a greaser, that's the challenge
>>218895715I honestly don't get this>Bam is a LEGENDstuff. I get it, he was a celebrity for a generation, but that generation is 40+ and not watching Fishtank. For most people in the age range to enjoy Fishtank, Bam is the Earthrocker that went crazy on Instagram. It's surreal to me that he's put on such a pedestal when he hasn't done anything of note in 20 years outside of crashout.Like is there anyone that wasn't aware of Fishtanks that saw Bam and was like 'woah, I gotta watch whatever that is, Bam's on it!'Maybe I'm out of touch, but just doesn't add up to me.
PREDICTIONS FOR WHAT THE SHOW WILL BE TONIGHT?
>>218895818For some reason Jet warned them that Mints had mace and was taking away the Xbox so Bashir took it as a challenge and tried to rape him
>>218895817Bongo doesn’t think all orcs are handsome, just the one on the cover of this particular book.
whats the challenge today anyway
>>218895851head dressed as elvis
>>218895817Bongo wants to date Frank Hassle, Sam Hyde, and Caseoh. So that tracks.
>>218895851productions trying to get back at bashir and getting raped
>>218895744The Bell is Sam content, they don't want Sam content. Shaving heads, violence... nonono... Sam got dark, but the group kept each other in check. Things are passive for Jet's art.
>>218895851a kenny vs spenny best episodes marathon on a 100" TCL flatscreen
>>218895816They should offer her a healthy sum.
Lmaohttps://x.com/i/status/2036553047405420633
>>218895814it it ran for 6 seasons and was syndicated on mtv and comedy centrali accept your concession
>>218895707>Mints shrieking like a girl last night after Bashir assaulted him is a noise I’ll never forgetclip pls
>>218895851They're dressed up like it's the 1950s, so some faggot black musician they're expecting to get triggered by a return to the pre-Rosa Parks era.
new: >>218895874
>>218895851mints striptease
We WILL see Bashir boxing Mints, now right?
>>218895868That elvis impersonator that was on cumtown with bam
>>218895814>we we weit's just you fag
>>218895851vibe repair pizzatts spam all night
mints should leak that his family are soros funded zionists and is the reason millions of muslims died to israel and the us
>>218895836>cow
>>218895849Jet is trapped in his childhood. To him, Bam really was going to be the same Viva la Bam era prankster that he idolized. Everybody who isn't Jet knew he was going to be a shell of his former self.
>>218895849I don't think that was their intention at all. I think what they were trying to do is get viewers that would stopped caring about fishtank after sam left, to come back and give them another shot. That's what getting a big name like bam on the show purpose is. Next season bam won't come back and they'll get some random nobody
>>218895836>why did he leave the house when he was kickedare you slow?
>>218895851sock hopoh yeah, elvis impersonator is a good guess
>>218895592KWAB
>>218895817I had a dream yesterday where a pair of geese tricked some orcs into drowning by luring them into a lake. "Erika" was playing in the background.what does it all mean?
kek vance finishing the computer room teardown cause mints wont go back up there
>Vance has to take the last PC because Mints is still crying in the basementLmao.
>>218895816By doing nothing??? like she did the entirety of s3 minus punching frank out of fear?
>>218895818Mints and Bashir got into a water fight tussle in the stairwell last night apparently. Mints feels targeted/unsafe cause he's a pussy. Jet announced on the speakers not to antagonize or fuck with Mints because he has bearspray and will mace you with bearspray. Bashir thought that was some trifling ass pussy shit and feeling his own aura from his new greaser clothing called his bluff and mogged Mints, taking his own weapon from him before being disarmed by Vance and others. Mints escalated from just wrestling by punch-slapping him in the face and still lost. Bashir was smiling the entire time.It's like in a western when some pussy draws down and the other cowboy tells him "You're too yella to shoot" and he's right.
>>218895667they are all nodding off on galaxy gas bro
He is white you retard his family is from Spain
>>218895817you just know bongo is going to marry some old fat freak and bingo is going to be forced into it
>>218895825wait what
>>218895563of course it's self insert slop
are there going to be consequences for the mints rape?
MINTS PUNCHES GLASS AND NEARLY HIT BASHIR IN FACE WITH GLASS
>>218895721He's white you retardhis family is from Spain
>>218895849My friend actually is watching on/off because of Bam. I tried to get him to watch since S2 to no avail. I wish he saw what peak tank was like vs Bam’s friend tank
todays content was crazy guys haha see you tomorrow for the next crazy thing haha
>>218895946>KWAB
>>218895913That would make sense. A hail Mary of 'we're taking this seriously this time!'
>>218895987no they're going to keep him for a big humiliation ritual that he'll sidestep and rape mints bareback
Drake is taking the coffee machine because he knows production is going to try and steal it.
>>218896036the beauty of Bashir is he seems very confident and at peace with himself and his flaws. he might out mog them and humiliate them in his own humiliation ritual
>>218895998Season 2 is the fucking worst and is responsible for the worst fanbases this show has ever had. It brought out the worst and gayest. Your friend is smarter and less gay than you. I bet you're a TJfag (astroturfed autistic porn addict mumblemaxxing goatboy). Or a Colefag (narcissist BLACKED viewing virgin nepobaby).
>>218896112125+ IQ niggas were the ones that rode with Bash from the start, the retards will always hate even when this prediction 100% happens
>>218896194>Season 2 is the fucking worst and is responsible for the worst fanbases this show has ever hadTRVTH NVKE
>>218895851we desperately need a sleepover challenge
>>218896194season 2 was objectively the best one by far and it's not even close. best cast, best theme, best challenges and ending. you're a bitch boy for suggesting otherwisealso, mutt's law you ugly fag
>>218896268Blood Games, Season 2, Season 3 (rv trip kneecapped what could have been goated), Season 5, Season 1, Season 4.If you disagree you're a homosexual.
>>218896381>best castthis nigger really said "best cast" about season 2>mutt's lawhe LITERALLY posted on here about watching and enjoying blackedI'm not mutt posting, he fucking said it himself
>>2188964812 did have the best cast
Emma should have hot steaming sex with my self insert character, James Drake, in the hot tub
>>218896451This is exactly how I would order it too
