Fat camera man with horrible tattoo edition>/ftl/ NEWS:-- Elimination on Wednesday, typing challenge, winner gets bullet-- Michael-- TJ and Claire will be doing karaoke for dinner and a show-- Cleej>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5>>218898187
>>218899254Checkem.
xth for elvis
Mints is built like an upright bass
its so fucking tiresome
tyb
MAKE THE CALL, JET!
Y... you're not that special...
>>218899266i kneel
sex with joopy in the jungle room(jet can watch on cams)
So did Bam really unfollow Jet over a Ryan Dunn TTS?
>>218899266checked
>>218899279vicky was the key to all of this
isn't Bam Margera supposed to be on this show?
>>218899231>uhh yeah like its the audience's fault for asking about me fucking ellie and claire
>>218899284What was that last TTS that Bam got shooketh by?
I'm Elvis
>>218899293i blame this ginger queer for ruining fishtank
>>218899276Why and what are they doing?
I just hope Bongo has a wonderful day.
>>218899284
>>218899266He's pointing around the world. Along with the slight wobble of the earth, he is pointing at the numbers.
they better at least mess with the elvises like they usually do with the retarded dinner and a shows
landon would definitely quit and probably kill himself after like 2 hours of the kinda hate tts JD gets but the paypigs will never do that because they are exactly like him (virgins, poor, retarded)
>>218899276Is that about the computer room?I would prefer a bedroom, fuck the computer room
>>218899266Allah willed it
>bam margera walks in>immediately gets hit with ryan dunn tts>after confession, bam margera leaves>unfollows fishtank on twitter>robbie rotten and asian elvis walk into the tankWHAT DOES IT MEAN?
>>218899284He was never following him.That said, I really hope he didn't actually walk, but his vibe seemed to shift after that Dunn TTS went through. Fucking retard wiggers shouldn't have let that happen.
>>218899302>>218899309he just came in lmao
Can't even talk about Elvis around Bashir without him bringing it back to religion.
mints and bezo are almost the same personthis is the kind of literal fag that jet likes to hang out withi guess when you're a 40 year old baby with a unibrow, you need to go to extreme lengths not to get mogged by your friends and/or employees
>>218899276why did jet do this? because someone mentioned ellie and claire?
SEASON IS DEADKILL YOURSELF JETKILL YOURSELF MINTS
>>218899276>make the trolling and doxing ad>nooo you can message using the system we set up for you to message with the names claire or ellie
DINNER...AND A SHOW
HES BACK!
>>218899321they're blaming us for the computer room not working, even though they decided to nuke it over a clairepost
>>218899321Removed xbox and pcs from computer room because JD mentioned Jet fucking Claire and Ellie
HE DIDNT WALK
>>218899276good, there shouldve been multiple bedrooms ANYWAY!
ELVIS HOUSE
Bam is back! He didn’t walk!
>TONIGHT'S ENTERTAINMENT IS FOR MY DAD HAHAHA HE LOVES ELVIS YKNOW THATS ALL HE LISTENED TO IS ELVIS? HAHA ROCK N ROLL
bam's back
>ITS CRAZY
>>218899276Uh actually, you set JD up to read aloud about Claire and Ellie type stuff and are covering up for it.
>ITS MY FUCKING SHOW>STOP MAKING CONTENT>ITS VIBE REPAIR NIGHT
get ready for a bam instagram story calling jet neptune a faggot later
It's a boring show.
my dad used to love elvis. he died two years ago
>>218899357He honestly expected people to use it purely to call the fish gay and retarded, he didn't think it would be used against him.
bam said phil is watching please everyone be on your best behavior
Do the wiggers even feel bad for the Ryan dunn TTS or are they too galaxy gas brained?
this season is going to crash and burn hard
>>218899360The hell part is that its a mediocre show.
bam seriously just speaks in soundbites, word for word. Is that a thing that happens to alcoholics?
Remember when we all instantly knew it was a retarded idea to have a nontent computer room
>>218899366>>218899369Ah thanks. I was guessing they dealt with that like 4 hours ago.
For the anons who asked earlier, here’s the clip of Mints shrieking like a woman from Bashir’s assault last night:https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774392180722712.webm
summoning LOLvis
>bam might actually be gone guys
What do the ugly gremlins even do?
just clean it up and lock it for a couple of days or whatever. what is this whining and crying. are they gaslighting us?
>>218899343you're welcome
When are they doing the superbed?
>>218899411Even if it gets canned like S4 we already had too many fun moments for it to be a failure
BAM CAME BACK!
These guys don't understand the Streisand effect. All of their grooming and sexual assaults would be forgotten about by everyone except the most dedicated "lolcow" stalkers if they didn't react to it.
is Phil watching right now?
>>218898429Totally not mad btw
phil margera is in this thread
>>218899434name 5
>Bam brings in his friend>Bam brings in elvis impersonator for his dadThis show really is just Viva la Bam with background contestants
EllieClaire
>>218899419f2m?
>>218899299girl who makes vaping her personality
>>218899415It's what you do when you work on an actual television show that's like 20 or 30 minutes.
>>218899444Yeah
Kind of want JD to get kicked next just to see how quiet the house gets with him gone. Maybe 1 tts an hour even at a discount
>>218899437They're worried about scaring off hot girl fish.
>>218899346Jet grew up with wigger drug addicts like chip, then became best buds with Ben. Mints fits no where in that equation other than he’s good at tech and they said “fuck it just bring him on”. People like mints and maejok don’t get invited to lake house groom and drug activities
i'm bam hyde and this is fridge rent
>>218899419Holy KWAB
this shit is abysmal my wife hates me for no-lifing this the last 10 days and i don't blame her, i'm a failure for watching this
>>218899456DAYUM
>>218899410They don't have human emotions.If they get bam to quit of his own volition then they don't have to pay out his contract.It's simply good business (jew move)
ROCK N ROLL!
>>218899453>A STRAWBERRY!
>>218899397>nine club episode 9999 w/ bamso bam i heard you were on a show called fishtankbam: JET NEPTUNES A GREEDY FAT FUCKIN PUSSY
>>218899419xir ftm voice is so beautiful
>>218899455jet is fucking disgusting
>>218899419100% prey
>>218899254JD stealth cut his zip tie and is hiding the fact his hand is free under his jacket
>>218899276he came up with computer lab and thought we were gonna LOVE IT>how did he even get this far?
>>218899401Elvis died in 1977 you retard
>>218899384SUNK PHIL'S DICK CHALLENGE
how many hours has it been since vicky walked?
>>218899422u download this image from ifunny bruh?
>>218899451BingoBongoJet alien Bongo playing HaloBingo drawing
>>218899419i just passed out from laughing
bam poppin tic tacs
FREE TIC TACS
Post this TLP
Bam's popping pills its OVER!
>>218899493
>>218899419I feel like Ben and Jet did the same thing when they were being messed with by fish. Is this their weird way of mocking them/telling them they aren’t funny?
>>218899496Jet has surrounded himself with yes men, like Sam.
>>218899453>This show really is just Viva la BamGood
>>218899266I kneel
>>218899419Is this real?
Bam's appearance last night must've been a record for how short it was. He spoke on director cam for a total of about a minute, and then vanished without a word.
Bam has big purple cosplay on
>>218899411 You have to be in motion to crash
Hey Lando, Ever had a tic-tac?
bam is a much funnier character than we've had before, if we can get him working
>>218899519First time she's looked good
>>218899498i see what you did there
>>218899464Their female fans are so damaged that these girls literally don't care. They might even like it.
>>218899346It's funny how he's a retarded internet troll and actually tries to bring that into real life, the dude should not ever be out of the basement unless he's actively trying to get raped.
lol those comments of bam having bad breath in the confessional got to himhe has breath mints
HE AIN’T NEVER EVEN HAD A TIC TAC
>>218899519she really has no chance does sheno wonder she's clinging to capn crunch for dear life
Why didn't they just ban JD from the xbox room and let all the other fish still play? Now that would have repaired the vibes.
bam quit because of the ryan dunn tts
>you in a tic tac moodfuck that stupid shit got me good
>>218899419fucking kek bashir looks like a literal demon in night mode
>>218899499cmon JD stop sunking my dink
*Bam goes into the pocket of his leather trench coat*>YOU IN A TIC TAC MOOD?*hands out tic tacs to all the fish*HELL HOUSE
>i already bullied mints today, so im good
>>218899411This got old days ago nigga.
>>218899419 Bashir trying to rape his slampig
>>218899519ariana grandewhat a babe
QRD on the game room being destroyed?
JET YOU FUCKING RETARD
>>218899546fucking pin hole pupils, nod out already bitch
james bam drake margera
Jet getting PTSD from the rockabilly guys since that's how johnny used to style himself
>>218899549It wasn't about vibe repair, they were terrified of more anti-production posting.
>>218899546I feel catfished
>>218899419It's missing Bashir sprinting across the kitchen at sonic speed at the beginning.
bam takes ryan dunn tts better than sam takes marky tts
Michael dinner and a show
>>218899546she does not look like that
>>218899566JD was raped then Mints was raped
I fucking knew Bam hated Head
Second week of each season:Season 1:>Jon paints the kitchen with mustard>Damiel comes back to torture Letty>Baby challenge further increasing tensions among fish>Goldstriker kicks Simmons off in perfect Chinese after allegations>The cell challenge, bodily fluids all over the room cause multiple mental breakdownsSeason 2>Brian's girlfriend comes on the show, who has a mental breakdown every 5 seconds>TJ gaslit into believing Brian and CK are actors>Gross Nifty joins the tank, does horrible standup, is hated by all and gets clowned on by TTS>TJ losing his sanity not knowing who's an actor and who isn't>Trish has severe mental breakdown as Sam cuts her hair offSeason 3:>Alex B gaslit into believing knife is missing and he's going to get killed>Jeremy Gold terrifies the fish and throws a bottle at Alexis>Presidential debate, Vance trips and drops the cake>Fishtank reveal causes mental breakdowns among fish>Luke pushes Simbal back into his room, India BTFOSeason 4: >Freddy gets knocked the fuck out by red shark in boxing ring>Magician arrives and gets heckled by Xavier Ravenblood>Psychic medium does tarot readings for the fish>Seth becomes black>Letty and Ricky Berwick enter the tank and cause chaosSeason 5:>Some guys play halo and uhh they get haircuts>Ummm uhhhh yeah
>>218899566messages of jet fucking ellie and claire
>>218899580bam is more human than sam
>>218899276>>218899445Why can't jet just laugh it off or ignore it?
>>218899566niggas on xbl sent messages about claire and ellie so jet had a melty and destroyed the room
>bam still talking about head
>>218899580Sam took it pretty well at the hotel in Vegas.
>Bam says some unfunny shit>these niggas: HAHAHAHAH!! AHH THAT'S A GOOD ONE BAM! YOU KNOW I'M A BIG FAN OF YOURS ALWAYS HAVE BEEN! GREAT STORY DUDE!
HEAD BTFO
Bashir is about to teach Mints the meaning of the term "bacha bazi"
>>218899546you can always tell that someone was a teenager during 2014-2016 if theyre still stuck on the vaporwave aesthetic
enjoy your mintsthey may be your last...for today
>>218899582omg..
>>218899544tic tacs make breath worse in my experiencealtoids toothe bacteria just feeds on all the sugar and gets worse
>>218899470i still dont know what that meant
Bashir admitting the house is becoming nontent
>>218899582michael and phil mukbang
>>218899544who said that?
it's all fake?
>drake manhandling antarado you think she cummed
>we've been waiting for hours for some elvis impersonator
>>218899607What did bam say lol
>>218899614kek
how long until someone smashes the indian robot
Yes Bashir talk like you're a part of production and tell them what they should doThey love that
>EVERYONE FUCKING TALKING ABOUT HOW TO DO A BETTER JOB >JET STILL DOES NOTHING
>>218899625BECOMING?!
>>218899566JD shouted out Claire and Ellie so Jet made Landon and the none Emma girl trash the room with eggs.
>>218899580Its not bams fault ryan died. Sam raped marky
>helluuuAntara is cute
>>218899634she has huuuuuge tits
>>218899546>those pupils
>>218899632nigga it is faketank ALL OF IT IS FAKEITS ALL FAKE NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
everytime JD talks I get annoyed
>>218899632i'd like to see emma take that knot
>FRIENDTANK IS OVER>ACTUALLY NEVERMINDfucking JD faggot
>>218899549they can't make it obvious that's whythen people would ask jd what he read
MUH SUITCASE
mint it up
>>218899642they enjoy her presence and respect her too much i think
>>218899539Did you forget last week?
>>218899606That's why he hangs out with guys like Head, they at least on the surface seem they're "tell it like it is" guys.Although Head seemed like a kiss-ass too.
>>218899276Remember the Jet shilling last night because he was making jokes about himself being an /r9k/ fag
>>218899566JD actively reads out a message asking if Jet fucked Ellie and Claire, Jet started crying about it and saying that chat was right and the room was gay because he just wanted it to be about messing with the fish, not him.
>>218899639the same shit he's been saying since head left, he's boomer unc coded just repeating the same lines every day
jd still trying to figure out who messed with his stuff, this fucking retarded simp 20 people told you it was emma
>>218899650>>218899599>>218899593what an insecure faggot
>>218899612The wiggers ALWAYS do this shit. Clean up like 75% then disappear. Ben didn’t even finish vacuuming all the glass
>>218899647>subtly damaging the wiggers' fragile egow bashir
>>218899638cringe kino incoming
Landon kinda looks like Andy Kaufman the goat impersonatorhttps://youtu.be/cqEzk4m0uQQ
THE XBOX CHAT LITERALLY TOLD HIM IT WAS EMMA AND HE REFUSES TO BELIEVE IT
>>218899328>JD's tranny girlfriend is seething
Did JD ever ask Jet his question? He said he would.
>>218899566jets head he thinks it would have been fans calling the fish faggots, but all the messages were either targeting jet or strategy snitching
did I miss anythin from last 2 days, other than bashir bein back?
>>218899566jd opened a message talmbout claire and ellie and they had to shut it down and are now acting like they are putting a bedroom there because of ppl in chat
>>218899648jet is the type of person where if your critciize him in a way that is real he will just double down on what he's doing wrong out of spite.>Oh you think production's bad i'll show u what it's like when he really stop trying
what the fuck are they even doing rn?
>>218899712No
>>218899499c'mon bam you know i need my fresh fruit and eggs in the mornin
>>218899651you cant rape the willing
>>218899540my condolences for your father's passing though
>>218899546eww
>>218899546Her 9 viewer insta live is going to be crazy fun and insane crazy
NIFTYNIFTYNIFTYNIFTY
danniimarieofficial is here!
>>218899712yeah
>>218899698"Imagine Andy Kaufman, but funny"
>nifty fifty
>Day 10>Nothing happening
>Nifty 50Nifty inbound?
>>218899279Oh where, oh where is my kratom queen?Wiggers took her away from me.She’s gone to heaven, so I’ve got to be good,So I can see my kratom queen when I leave this world.
nifty mentioned!
>>218899333i hope she pops up somewhere again so I can tell her to overdoseshe was an entertaining trainwreck
>>218899691is he in denial about it or something? even bashir basically told him it was her
Nifty mentioned
>>218899611We never left the dream mall....
>>218899699Emma told him it was Emma earlier today while she was helping him clean it upHe said he would forgive her and target other peopleSo this gay nigga was already plotting and scheming
jet and ellies future
>>218899712egg throwing and mints wrestling todayabsolutely nothing yesterday
vinny ramos impersonator
>>218899670>mint>mints
Elvis impersonators guessers- You were right!
YOU AINT NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOGCRYIN ALL THE TIME
>cringe kino
was elvis this short and mexican?
>>218899546is it possible for the pupils to close altogether, like a clenched anus?
AAAAAAAAHHH MY EARS!
this is actual hell this show is hell
This is beyond grim
>Elvis #1Oh my fucking God...
hope you guy are ready for an hour of this content
thats a lot of reverb
How is there still no freeloaders?
hell yeah this is awesome im glad they sit around waiting for 2 hours for this
>this reverb
so are they gonna fuck with these guys or what
>>218899727i'm not that anon btw
Good bit Bam. Glad we had to wait for your wife to arrive for this
is this just in hopes youtube will dmca all the restreamers? lmao
audio is so fucking bad
bad impersonator
>>218899647W Bashir keeps mogging these faggot wiggers with Allah's guidance
>ben: can capture the fishtank feel in the camera >vance: can capture the fishtank feel in the camera>jet: can capture the fishtank feel in the camera >...this mother fucker
elvis in a fucking cathedral
>YOUR RACIST HELLHOUSE, SIR
>>218899767lol thats kind of sweet
>>218899634>>218899653
>>218899310Why is it always the audiences fault? The computer lab was clearly a shit idea. Just do fishtank not whatever this pg shit is
Nice audio Jet
>>218899761impossible
It's hellhouse...for the audience!
>>218899712Mints pants “accidentally” fell down and it looked like he turned around and winked at the camera
Jet's laughing at this shit right now
Get up and dance you fuckers.
this was Jet's idea
>uhhh yea we are doing a great job
fucking kill me
This is like that True Detective S2 scen
I thought it was going to be a full band, this is kareoke tier.
>>218899757damn
>the echo on the audio
GREASER NIGHT
>>218899799the other impersonator has a youtube channelhttps://www.youtube.com/@ritzkamusicassuming this guy does too
>>218899536FRESH BREATH
>>218899781>multiple elvis impersonators ok this could be good
this is one of the worst things i've ever seen
STICKER MULE DO THE STANKY LEG
>Jet has to come up to get these spergs to dance>they just start clapping insteadAmazing.
what are we on a fucking cruise?!bring in a freeloader
Every time I have to see Emma do one of her two retarded dance moves I want to burn my eyes out please eliminate her i'm malding
This isn't even good for Elvis impersonation standards
Jet is raping the twins?
This is the only Elvis I want
#RapeJetNeptune
>dance you worthless monkeys! dance!
>>218899839its called reverb
>>218899775opiates do that
>>218899788We need him back…
what compels a man to devote his career being elvis
>>218899757>fat dysgenic white bitch living there with himlmao
Help.
I wonder if Jet thinks of his Dad when be sees the elvis guys on the show
this is grim
are they gonna make the elvises fight or something
>>218899861jet is too gay and cringe to get johnny on his faggoty show
>>218899870negative ghost rider
>>218899812They call her "Malala Velba"
theyve must have realized at this point that the house need alcohol to be interesting
Hey Jet great audio really. You clearly thought of everything.
>it's a TORTURE THE AUDIENCE bit
Now is a good time to remind everybody that everyone's favorite show is getting a second series. You DO remember EP right?
Reverbs so bad i can't understand the fucking words
>Bam’s dad is obsessed with Elvis>Jet’s dad is obsessed with ElvisIs this why this is happening?
we're reaching new levels of dumb gay bullshit
>a lotOh god no.
bingo turned around and completely ignored him
Can we get a black elvis next?
>>218899817good point
>>218899761
>>218899859That's it, that's the bit
SEND AN EMMA BF LETTER CRYING ABOUT GETTING TO CLOSE TO MEXICAN ELVIS
LMAOOOO THE ELVIS IMPERSONATOR IS GOING TO FUCK EMMA
Apologize to SamRIGHT FUCKING NOW
The girls should be screaming and pulling their hair out and crying. There's a reason they had to tell them Elvis had left the building.
does anyone have the photo of young johnny neptune with his greaser gang?
>it's not even hound dog
LMAOOOOOOO
>>218899905hahahahaha
Do you not understand by now thick muther fuckers?HELLHOUSE IS DEAD LONG LIVE HECKHOUSE This is the new culture being advanced and if you don't like it fuck right off.
>>218899859he puts a ton of reverb on to disguise how bad his singing is
Since they want the greaser vibeFishtank has jumped the shark
>>218899499I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is give birth to Wee Man. Go put Wee Man completely in your ass
>>218899894>and for our final Elvis impersonator and next freeloader: Johnny Neptune
>>218899546I don't use instagram so please keep us updated on the kratom queen if she's closer to dying.
post yfw to what you're witnessing right now
this is kind of lynchian
>>218899892That makes a good Elvis.
I love Elvis and this sucks, jet. Fix the audio, retard.
>>218899894Elvis was a generational icon.
Never understood what this nigga was saying when my grandpa put that shit on as a kid"I want your cup"? Fuck outta here
>they're gonna turn the sfx on like they did last time
Twins are saving this bit. Twin W
>>218899709Tts JD remind him to ask jet his Xbox question
GOTO BAR CAM BAM HAS HIS HAND ALL OVER HIS WIFES ASS
>>218899916God he is so annoying. This dude really came there to chill and meet friends.
We had tension and things were going somewhere then this fuckong shit starts. Wiggers ruin every bit of organic drama that ever happens
reminder that the fish were all pissed off at each other and ready to go to war like 2 hours ago and jet had to ruin it with this gay shit
>mfw my poophouse hell stream is just a recovering alcoholic variety show
>>218899916Vibe status?
>>218899928
insider herethe original 3rd emma bf letter said to stay away from jet not jd. jet edited it.
why are they doing this
>>218899928>Elvis #1
Last I read Johnny Neptune and Jet are on speaking terms, bring that fucker on the show
>>218899930without all the parts that make lynch good
>elvismongo>elvis bongo its all adding up
>culture status?>artist guys status?
this sound like an experimental noise set at a venue named like Rat Pig House
I can now turn the volume up and my neighbors will hear bad Elvis instead of nigger faggot x36
>>218899902>>218899761>MY NAME'S CHRISTIAN ACTUALLY PLEASE CALL ME BY MY NAME, WHICH IS CHRISTIAN.
Play Hounddog or we riot
antara dancing :)
Is the audio fucked for anyone else, it's blown out and crackly
>>218899911I am I doom posted about him phoning it in during S4 but he still did more than Bam does this time round
>>218899499This is Steve O from Jackass and this is "Have gay sex"
JD still being a seething faggot
>Vibe repair bit
JET YOU FUCKING RETARD HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THE AUDIO THIS BAD KILL YOURSELF SERIOUZSLY
>>218899946Eww nobody wants to see that
This isn't even the impersonators fault, Elvis is just commercial slop.
What happened to this show being a meta-ironic, internet humor, 4chan adjacent cesspit? Elvis was a fat retard has-been. Boomer humor is inevitably inescapable.
>>218899930fishtank mostly takes place in the lynch and kojima universes
>>218899978Get this posted to the meme screen lel
>>218899975its avant garde
>>218899930The beginning of Mulholland Dr.
wish it had been bam who died
i feel clowned on
Cute!
boner check on landon
Drake needs a fucking cigarette delivery already.
>more scene bullshit
>>218899998bam loves elvis
This is a Bam vibe repair dayAfter that TTS
>vibe repair day #9what is the fucking point of this show anymore?
>>218899946Wish I was him And his wife was Mints
This sounds like Dirty Beaches
is jet self-sabotaging now?
>scenesYou couldn't rape Jet hard enough
Why are we still doing scenes?
>What if Elvis was chinese Did nick mullen write this bit?
>scenes
"dinner and a show"
jd could dance with emma to get her jewish bf to rope tn
>>218899930Fishtank is like the black lodge. Jet is the punchable little midget guy
>>218899913https://youtu.be/b-sv-NRhdrI?t=22
>scenesjet it up
>>218900029he wants to torture the audience for his gameroom bait failing
>we're doing scenes again
who is this for?this is some retirement home shit
Why are they doing this bit with drake and not Landon? Missed opportunity
Ok cringekino is back
>>218900000
imagine watching this and being upset at how shit it is but not having this threads to laugh along with it
This is fun, im actually singing along. I love Elvis. Bam with a smile on his face, haha, he and Phil love Elvis. Great vibe reset
total bingo death
>>218899998Jet has some onsession with goofing on those types whereas they were sams audience wasnt worldcorp a troll on boards? Fishtank is that but disguised as a shitty show
>>218900021they have four seasons of vibes they need to repair
this is what you get for hyping up blood games
can I get paid
>>218900033They're retarded and have no idea what they're doing
James Drake carrying this bit on his back
HOOLYYY
I never liked Elvisor the Beatles >am I just a retarded zoomer?
>>218900011saving room for jesus, good kids. don't care for this nigger music, however.
kino
Drake is just too powerful
JET IS RUINING JAMES DRAKEJET IS RUINING JAMES DRAKEJET IS RUINING JAMES DRAKEJET IS RUINING JAMES DRAKEJET IS RUINING JAMES DRAKE
James saving the show again
>>218900054drake can actually act instead of mumble nonsense and be a virgin loser
i cant take this
he actually sounds like the king
>>218900006wild at heart
ill turn you into a circle, thats the james drake guarantee
>HATE THE COMPUTER LAB HUH?>ILL SHOW YOU A BAD TIME
I FUCKING LOVE JAMES DRAKE
This is borderline experimental.
>>218900054because they're retarded
james is smooth as fuck >be a circle with me
any time estimates for how long this is going to go for30 minutes? an hour?2?
>>218900033jet likes telling people what to do
>>218900011BINGOBONGO
>imma turn you to a circle babywhat did James Drake mean by this
REMINDER THAT JET WANTS TO RUN A 50 CONTESTANT DARKRP VILLAGE BASED ON THIS SEASON>REMINDER THAT JET WANTS TO RUN A 50 CONTESTANT DARKRP VILLAGE BASED ON THIS SEASONREMINDER THAT JET WANTS TO RUN A 50 CONTESTANT DARKRP VILLAGE BASED ON THIS SEASON>REMINDER THAT JET WANTS TO RUN A 50 CONTESTANT DARKRP VILLAGE BASED ON THIS SEASON
KINO!
>This is the James Drake guarantee.Anisa is dripping.
anisa rocks! how is she so good
i want james drake to do this to me and talk to me like this
the other impersonator downstairs seething this guy is doing all the hits
jet neptunes wacky slur house where everyone has an awesome time and just vibes out, having all sorts of fun
>>218900094lol
ELVIS MONGO ?ELVIS BONGO !ELVIS MONGO ?ELVIS BONGO !ELVIS MONGO ?ELVIS BONGO !
>this'll make their boyfriends jealous
>>218899257>>218899257>>218899257
Who would've thunk that the best contestant would be a normie
>>218900011chunk back in the cuckoos nest
james once again proves he's the best contestant and can create content from nothing
>>218900103>don't be square
FAGGOT FIX THE AUDIO JET
Why is Landon dressed as a doctor?
>>218900113lmao
>>218900062BTW, my buddy growing up was an Elvis impersonator. He was such a rad guy, drove a red '55 Chevy bel air 210
Y'all need to get the fuck out of my ear.
>>218899956I fully believe.
If JD is the Vibe Nuke James Drake is the Vibe Saviour.
>>218900104I wouldn't trust jet to run a Minecraft server let alone a small town
That was unironically fucking impressive by James.
>>218900070Thank god he doesn't actually get paid from the profits of the fishtank company and just gets a flat salary.Sam is the big majority owner.
>>218900088Do u not understand why that would be funnier? Tard
Bongo should dress like this all the time.
>>218900123Everyone who watched S3
>>218900121that’s genuinely what goes through this sick fuck’s 80iq mind
fuck i miss Head
>>218899998There's a little bit of Elvis in everyone.
>>218900079beatles are good evlis has some decent stuffhttps://youtu.be/L-OEnyBwHrEbeatles albums are acutally meant ot be listened to in whole though most zoomies just listen to playlists so can't into actual music
>>218900000checked
WTF IS THIS???PLEASEEEE SOMEONE SEND THE COPS OR SOMETHING
this is borderline homosexual
oh i get it landon dressed up as a nazi scientist and hes gonna experiment on the twins
>>218900079elvis is whatever, a few of the songs are hitsthe beatles must have something you like since they created music
>>218900136His uncle i mean, he was a fun guy to be around.
I hope the do the Cell after this elvis crap >I don't want it to start at night, I'm employed
>>218900079Beatles are derivative of Elvis and 50's negro music.
>>218900146>ugh what am i supposed to do i dunno what you mean how do i do that x10 until the camera cuts awayyeah super funny dude
>>218900127It was already obvious from the time they gave him that dogshit AI game poster challenge and he still crushed it.If he can make that funny he can basically tackle any dogshit Jet throws at him.
make james drake seduce emma to destroy her boyfriend, jet, come on.
AY YOBONGO WAS HIDIN SOME BONGOS
>>218899850Is that Bashir?
>>218899998you're the punchline
the music sounds good in teh west wing hallway
>>218900137If you leak Ellie's nudes I will forgive you for this shit season.
Who's that with Bam?
>>218900211it's wrong to sexualize a victim of sexual trauma
>>218900191thats sam stuff, anon. elimination typing challenge tomorrow! :D
>>218900251danniimarieofficial
>>218900209It needs to be a secret job. Drake does not care about these retarded fish, make it a secret elimination challenge, if Emma falls for him she gets kicked out of the house. If he fails he gets 1 elimination point, if he fails 3 secret challenges he gets kicked out.
Too bad theres not a couple more hot girls freeloaders being 50's sluts right now
>>218900251A hooker.
>>218900168>not liking Elvis >even by an impersonator that sings alright You fucking goob, do you feel good talking about the fucking king like that? I should back hand the shit out of you.
less sam hyde type stuff
>Emma's bf worried about JD>Have her do a scene with LandonStupid wiggers cant even stick to the bit.
>>218900276Look into the modern rockabilly/phsycobully scene. Youre welcome.
Why is everyone dressed like a greaser but Landon a lab technician.
twins ptz cam saved this
>>218900243Woah. You can't talk about Jet's girlfriend like that. She's a highschooler!
>>218900330>>Emma's bf worried about JDLiterally how?
>>218900251a ghoul but bams always crushed over bone man figured dudes like ville vallo so it makes sense, and i can't complain seems like shes keeping him on track
>>218900333Fucking auto correct, PSYCHOBILLY
>>218900364Current theory is he's retarded and just shortened James Drake.
>>218900364No idea but he said it in a letter about an hour and a half ago
>>218900333the personalities on women like that are misery-inducing
>>218900411do you honestly believe that's what's going on?
>>218900377Ville was fucking hot back in the day, I would have licked his stomach and sucked his dick. >>218900416Have you met them irl? I have going to shows seeing nekromantix, tiger army, demented are go, and the meteors. Does everyone you put yourself around hate you dude?
>>218900439She's ugly so it's possible her BF looks a lot just JD which makes him jealous.Or he doesn't actually watch the show and meant James Drake but wrote JD.
Even Antara is dressed up
>>218900411>>218900439JD was flirting and talking with Emma for 1-2 hours at least, one on one, on several of the nights
>>218900494next time respond like you arent mad
>>218900439>>218900529Yeah Emma was following him around the house all night yesterday they played halo together and she seemed to grow closer to him
>>218900542Maybe you're talking about things you haven't experienced and want to act like an authority. I didnt see you at shows, you fucking wannabe poser, popping off like you were there and we're around those people. I was cool with them, maybe we would have been joking on your ass before a show.
They just gonna keep bringing in new Elvis impersonators for the entire day.
>>218899499come on bam you know your father has to get up in the morning, he has to go to work at the gay store
>>218900643Fuck ass, trying to tell me as he sits inside acting like he knows.
>>218900643>next time respond like you arent mad
filipino elvis > white elvis
>>218899254IM ELVIS IM ELVIS IM ELVIS IM ELVIS IM ELVIS IM ELVIS IM ELVIS IM ELVIS IM ELVIS IM ELVIS IM ELVIS IM ELVIS IM ELVIS IM ELVIS IM ELVIS IM ELVIS IM ELVIS IM ELVIS IM ELVIS IM ELVIS IM ELVIS IM ELVIS IM ELVIS IM ELVIS IM ELVIS IM ELVIS IM ELVIS IM ELVIS
>>218900643You weren’t even a footnote at those shows. You were the dude standing in the back holding everyone’s coats.
This is the worst Elvis impersonator of all timeAnd the reverb..Jd is right that is hell
>>218900797>h-he's madOf course when someone ridicules you and sets your ass straight. You have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. Go fansitizie over shit you were never there for and act like you know.
>>218900983next time respond like you arent mad
>>218900889Nope, I was always in the front row, hanging out before and after the shows. Something else you have no idea about and want to run your mouth from your fucking bedroom. Shut the fuck up, faggot
>>218899254all you need to know the show sucks now>>218899277and this of course. unrelenting cringe shit.
>>218901055You were the guy in the front row of the parking lot holding the door for the real ones while they walked in.
>>218901179Sounds like pathetic cope to me.
