A Scared Man edition >/ftl/ NEWS:-- Elimination on Wednesday, typing challenge, winner gets bullet-- Michael-- TJ and Claire will be doing karaoke for dinner and a show-- Cleej>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5Previous: >>218898187
>our tech guys
Post this TLP
DAILY REMINDER:BLOODGAMES > S2 > S1 > S3 > S5 > S4
GOD I WANT TO SUCK ON 'EM
BAM BACK
>>218899335now we're talkin
>Bam backFUCK
bam back no bam quit
>Phil Margera is watching right now. He's probably posting in this very thread as we speak.
Did the costumes pay off yet?
>>218899335Brooklyn pepperonis
Gonna have to have Jet and Ben go over this
>>218899439zamn i approve this deep cut
COOMERTANKINBOUND
>shitting in tubsWe know that shit was fake Bam.
>>218899555it's funny that you had to ai generate this when youre already on the internet
VIBE NUKE.
I missed last 2 days, did anythin major happen other than bashir bein back?
JD Cucking content is funny to me, imagining all the seethe he's causing on the internet
>>218897949yeah but you have to think about the people who are sending the TTS. they're retards using their autism bux from the government on this. It's impossible for them to make you sad. At most I would get angry that retards are saying that to me.
>>218899555fuck who's this black baby incubator?
>>218899715it's ai-generated
*DIES OF CRINGE*
>>218899750it's just a broken blind you dumbass
https://youtu.be/2k_TGaElmAI?si=4yQdRut__c54cmhX
>>218899815Nigger it's following the contour of her body because the model doesn't process depth like a human does. use your head
so is this one of the times where contestants should be on their best behavior and respect the guest or is this one of the times where they're being set up to create content and should be doing shit? jet can never make up his mind so the fish probably want to play it safe and not get in trouble
>landen cucked by chadannnnnnd the chad effect happens just like that.
use first>>218899254>>218899254>>218899254
>>218899294agree butMetal Gear Shinji >>>
PLAY HOUND DOG
ANISSA OWN JAMES DRAKE SEX
Twins are the only good thing about this season. They’re possibly the best Fishtank contestants of all time.
this is so uncomfortable
fuck man, james would have been so good in s3
why the FUCK is james drake so cool
This is Jet punishing you btw
good vibes desu
Hey guys were gonna dress everyone up like its the 50s and have a shitty Elvis impersonator and feed you lines so we can film this total content, sound good?!
>>218899301The beautiful Bongo
Landon looks way better with the haircut fr
REMINDER THAT JET WANTS TO RUN A 50 CONTESTANT DARKRP VILLAGE BASED ON THIS SEASON>REMINDER THAT JET WANTS TO RUN A 50 CONTESTANT DARKRP VILLAGE BASED ON THIS SEASON
season 5 house has too much natural lighting the big windows in the bar just make for poorly lit shots
>>218900147why would he scream that into a microphone at himself?
Anything happen today?
I wonder if these impersonators have ever performed for a house full of retards before
>>218900164you 'mirin, brah?
emma's retarded white girl dance is CUTE
NGL I'm marking out
elvis 2 is pissed this guy's doing all the hits first
what is the point of thiswho is this for
>>218900163would have been so much better than Ted
They have to dance with the girls, just for fun.
>>218900161Everyone is saying this
>>218900166What did I do?
>>218900181you ain't nothing
>>218900183yeah
does landon know how to snap his fingers?
>>218900190I dont know but James should be a greaser chad the rest of the evening
its like a retirement home now except you can pay to say slurs at them
reminds me of our middle school having a 50s theme dance
>>218900174>can't even have working audio in the room they're all in most of the time.
>>218900190Literally Bam's dad. He's a big Elvis fan Bam said this is for him
>>218900161Literally no one is saying this.
heheheheheh suicide
I'm starting to think Jet doesn't actually understand fishtank
>>218900206nigga cant even tie his shoes...
>>218900199lol bongo before she started eating all of bingos food
>>218900199this is cursed
>>218900161this. they mog alex and freddy and burt and every "content king" on this show.
>>218900178mints got his bussy gaped
>>218900190Kino enjoyers
>it's a jet punishes the audience episode
>>218900190Phil Margera
I'm warming up on the Elvis guy. He's charmlingly shit. He's the kind of impersonator I'd see at a pub or church function
they have finally started promoting their own show
fuck Bam honestly
>>218900161I said this
so all they do is troll craigslist postings everyday looking for something they can loosely spin into a half-baked bit? very fun! great show!
>>218900181YOU AIN'T NUTHIN BUT A HOUND DAWG-UH
>>218900191Cell in either 5 days or 9 days
>>218900230fishtank isn't meant to be understood
>>218900230Fishtank is all about getting pussy lil bro
Guys I'm on week 3 of semen retention and a woman at the gym told me if I want to keep going I need to improve my hygiene. Someone please explain why this shit isn't working.
What is he thinking?
the dreamteam
JUST GET TO HAWAIIAN WEDDING SONG ALREADY FUCK!!!!!!!
Anissa must've taken Elvis's death hard.
bams wife sure is, uh, handsome
>>218900220this is literally me ruining my sleep/life to watch this shit
kick chat calling bams wife a tranny kek
OF COURSE NONE OF YOU CLIPPED EMMA DANCING WITH LANDON I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
>more scenes
I can't believe I was enjoying this season a few days ago
BAM WAS WORTH $45 MILLION AND NOW HE IS WORTH LESS THAN $1 MILLION AND HIS WIFE IS STILL WITH HIM
>you're a 50s greaser...doctorokay that was pretty funny
When does Johnny Neptune show up?
>>218900161in a season full of dogshit garbage they have been a very rare gem
More scenes......
schlubby retard just sticking a camera in bam's face
What were we doing by this point in S2 again?
>>218900161They are. They would've won every previous season if they were on them. You could say the same for Landon, but he has the misfortune of being on the season with the GOATs.
>>218900253that'll put butts in seats
the scenes we're only funny in season 3 becasue the cast were wannabe actors. doesn't make sense for this season
ITS ONLY DAY 10 WE STILL HAVE 4 WEEKS LEFT
>>218900265>+15k
CAUSE I LOOOOVE (SHOODOOP, SHOOBEDOO)LOVE YOU SOOOOOOO (SHOODOOP, SHOOBEDOO)
>>218900296nothing
Just totally retarded, absolutely nothing
hating scenes is a bad thread gimmick because they're always funny/good
Jet was raped
>>218900256This entire season is bitchtank-coded, even the craiglist bits like this. everything you remember about bloodgames-bitchtank is exactly the kind of show jet wants to make.
>>218900161I'm saying this right now
>>218900260they could do it in the computer room or jungle room. they are both basically useless. makes more sense after the elimination tho.
>>218900230jet is tired of torture poophouse endurance fishtank, he just wants to do off season tier bullshit now
circle bros...
>>218900296fucking nothing desu, it was worse than this
>>218900290anon I got bad news..
grim
I can't handle this.It's too much cringe.
>gets your computer lab shut downnothing personal
This would be a lot better with some hot girl freeloaders being 50's sluts Jet fucks everything up
>>218900313funny/good
doctor blackberry
does johnny still live in georgia?
captain chunk’s brain is in chunks rn
dr blackberry
>>218900296they were building forts out of cardboard boxes and chip came in to fuck them up, it was much grimmer than this
>>218900296On day 10 they were coddling Cole and then he still quit
race to the bottom
>chunk tard cucked
this is how my grandma met her first husband
holy kino this show is busting at the seams with the amount of kinotent
FINALLY
>>218900296>What were we doing by this point in S2 again?sitting around chain smoking
>>218900306anon can we get a line "I'm a faget"
>>218900199Bingo is so hot in 360p
>I can't do the Elvis voice>does a pretty good Elvis voice
>[muffled YA AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG in the distance]
YOU AINT NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOGCRYIN ALL THE TIME
>you better give me some sugar or I'm gonna go crazy LANDON NO, BAD!
>>218900296cole xbox and that horrible chip carboard box bit lol
more claire and ellie type stuff
>>218900285what's the status on your wife anon
>>218900288>jet's genuine reaction
this is so fuckin corny, i like it
>>218900231Tigers don't wear shoes.
Hey jet & production:You should already realize this but apparently you haven't: the gaming room was always an awful idea - and for so many reasons that's it's incredible you ever thought otherwise. This isn't a "can't have nice things" moment, it's a complete lack of forethought on your part. Blaming the audience for your every mistake is getting to be a tired bit.
Nigger
Just let them drink already, we need another twin fight.
*sips aggressively*
Remember S1 when Vance start playing the drum with pots and pans and everyone had a dance party in the living room and it was a cute genuine moment that everyone enjoyed
Fishtank is about raising the birthrate. It's about having sex.
this that hound dog music
Jewish boyfriend status?
ngl id be tearing that dancefloor up i fucking love elvis and i'm austistic af!!!
Do Silent Hill tank instead, bring in the fog machine, the weird monsters and Akira Yamaoka jamming out 24/7
>>218900296The bar is low for fish tank. This is pretty ok so far
LOL MAKE JD HIT ON BASHIR AND ASK FOR A DANCECMON JET
having fun and dancing
>>218900343*On day 10 they were fucking Cole and then he said Nina and got kicked
KINOOOOOOOOO
JD would've been funnier because of the dumb boyfriend bit
AINT NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG
You can really tell AB wrote the bits for this season.
i used to be glued to my fucking screen 24/7 during s1 man, compared to this garbage that i hate watch and have to turn off at times so not feel second hand embarrassment from the cringe
>>218900383nigger
>>218900368Jet feeding Landon lines was "this gorilla dick daddy is hungry, and if you don't suck me right, I might just kill you" vibes.
>>218900343Shut up Mints you get raped by a muslim
VIBEEEEEEEREPAAIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRI FUCKING LOVE THIS SHOW ESPECIALLY WHEN NOTHING EVER FUCKING HAPPENS
>>218900382ear
what if the vibes were just always good? what if instead of vibe repair, it was just vibe maintenance?
sounds nothing like elvis
>>218900396please jet i would forgive everything
>emma thought about her boyfriend hanging and got into the bit even more
Hiring an Elvis impersonator for just myself
>>218900408>i used to be glued to my fucking screen 24/7 during s1 man,that must've been rough
HOW DOES JAMES DRAKE MAKE EVERYTHING LOOK COOL REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HOLY CHAD LANDON
YOU AINT NEVER CAUGHT A RABBIT AND YOU AINT NO FRIEND OF MINE
>>218900375she died when my wifes son didnt reply to one of those posts saying she will die in her sleep if he didnt reply
>>218900382
>>218900199I need more weirdly cute freak twin girls in my life
>>218900230I've literally never seen success go to a person's head like this so bad and so quickly>S1 was a hit and he was immediately saying shit like that the show is about "advancing culture"
>DANCE TO ELVIS>ITS MY FUCKING SHOW>NOW DO MY FUCKING SCENES
>vibe nuker got vibe nuked
Emma is such aslut
>>218900382they'll never accept actual criticism. too stubborn
vibe rape day
You are now watching the slow painful death of fish tank
Wtf Elvis singer going HAM
>Emma should have done a scene with JD cause it makes her bf jealous >Landon should have done a scene with anissa cause he has a crush on herHow is jet this incompetent? Does he even watch the show?
production can we get a asian woman for a freeloader, god damn i need to get some yellow fever.
holy shit Elvis relinquished his jacket to James Drake. That's how chad James Drake is. Elvis even gives him his own jacket off his back.
>>218900396This is too funny so they won't do it
>>218900296don't listen to the retards. by this point they were doing karate, boxing, ck and trish fighting and crying over brian, nifty getting blasted for doing her awful standup, tj getting gaslit constantly, trish getting her hair cut and having a mental breakdown. plenty of chaotic content every daysome people dancing while an elvis impersonator sings doesn't really compare
taking bets...they play a JD gay song as mexiLVIS is tearing down
jet will do anything but call burt
why are there two elvises
>>218900387Season 1 was genuine through and through. That was the lightening in a bottle. Shit so good it pulled me out of a spiral, I'll never forget it.
come on anon, gimme some sugar.
Bingo hasn’t eaten anything today other than baby food.
>>218900161so true
>>218900453unreal
>2/3Good god no.
slut gangslut gangslut gang
And then we'll give them THREE ELIVISES
SEX WITH JAMES DRAKE
GOLDEN JAMES DRAKE
>>218900458what's the point of burt when he knows what's going on? jacking off?
I can't believe sharty posters have been doing this for 5 season FOR FREE ahahahaha
Elvis 3 better be a freeloader that "overstays" his welcome
>>218900296s2 is very overrated but it was still way better during this time, the cole arc started (and ended) with the whole house against him and there was crazy tension the whole day til his elimination
so are they gonna fuck with them or
CHARLIE KIRK INBOUND!!!
can we put lav mics on the twins so i only ever have to lsiten to them
>>218900205
>>218900447It ain't that slow
It's a fake show.
the vibe in the thread has been replaced at least
Golden Drake unlocked
>dinner and a show is the one moment where they can turn off and have a reset moment>force them to do cringe bitsthe integrity is broken
>>218900473BONGO GOT THE HEAVIES?????
so can we all agree that Jet is trying to make the contestants leave on their own?like he is denying Bingo her meds and food
>>218899291this is really doing it for me
>>218900451The point is to make Landon look silly so he can fuck Emma later in the basement.
they should get JD to dress up like this
>>218900382True
the only way to save this is if it concludes with a real life knife fight
>>218900431He's got that James Dean daydream look in his eye and long hair, slicked back, white t-shirt
>only reason this show still exists is to milk paypigs into sending bait tts>do a 2 hour bit with tts off just because jet thinks its awesomewe all know he cant run a good show but at this point he doesn't even know how to run a bad one
Bashir loves talking to the camera
>>218900505>they’ve turned off and been resetting for three days now since drunk pos
JD got raped so hard today by some fuckin eggs hes gonna be put in his place
I hope reincarnation is real and I hope I get reborn as James Drake
>>218900516lmao
>>218900382>Blaming the audience for your every mistake is getting to be a tired bit.idk i find it very entertaining when jet crashes out
huge waste that they dont dress the robot
>>218900516kek
>>218900296This was the day that Cole left >beef bell is introduced>CK & Nifty were there>The whole house seethed about Cole>Cole played Halo with Sam>Cole fought Jimmy>Cole talked about Season 1>Cole quit>Sam got depressed>Vibes hit a new low>The fish built forts out of cardboard boxes>To repair the vibes the wiggers brought in Chip
>>218900532Yeah he thinks hes Cole.
>Antara having fun she found some sunglasses for the bit>instant vibe nuke from JD wiping the Antara induced smile from my face
>>218900514What about now?
I was in tears with landon's improv
>>218900523ugly secretary the boss cheats with
>>218900473Bongo’s fat saggers swinging around as she dances is so sexy.
>>218900382having 1 bedroom in the house was retarded
>>218900516and mints
Bingo and Bongohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKkMKbocjOA
Elvis #1 is going to stay and hang out
>>218900296grim shit I don't want to talk about that
>twitter loves it>chat loves itwhat is this? this is barely anything, this is no different to watching them do nothing
>another fallout new vegas reference jet just cant help himself can he?
>>218900546antara cool
We love Antara don't we folks
>>218900553all a man needs
What the fuck is taking Bigger Elvis so long
>went to bed early to stay up late and watch the show>get fucking 2 hours of shit Elvis on primetimeThanks, wiggers.
Production told me to do it - The season
just got home, why is everyone angry lol
>>218900545>>218900546warming up to this jeeta
>>218900546peak
I really don't understand how this is fishtank
>>218900536Nah bruvThat's the pussy helpless way out. We can all become James DrakeClimb that Mountain
>>218900541>>Cole quit>"pack your bags, your replacement is coming"
EMMA FEET STATUS????
Kind of insane that boomers grew up listening to music like that in a white ethnostate economic paradise and turned into sociopathic bloodthirsty israel loving warmongers who spend their childrens inheritance on RV's and insanely expensive end of life care to get 2-3 more years in on earth in a bed.
>>218900470Milkshake and burger
>>218900565i hope so he has a hilarious archetype, greg him
Are you guys serious, you really think this is so bad? I kinda like it.
He doesn't sound like Elvis
BUFF GUY IN A LITTLE COATBUFF GUY IN A LITTLE COAT
???????
>>218900567It's Kino. I can't explain why.
elvis #2 is goated
IS THAT JET'S DAD????
>>218900587fishtank was Sam. this is bitchtank/bloodgames type shit which is what jet has ALWAYS wanted the show to be
>>218900470is she going to die
>>218900545based antara
elvis 3 looks like tarantino
>>218900487
Is it safe to say that El estanque and sardine tin were better than s5?
>>218900545>>218900546
How many fucking impersonators did they get lmao
>>218900589hey dumbfuck they didn’t have a replacement yet
>>218900568has there been other references?
Oh the joke is that each new guy is worse then the last
meticulously measuring 7 bags of ricehe will be finished soon.
>>218900600i didn't even recognize the song at first it sounds so off
Bashir said he's an Elvis Fan. That's why they're doing this bit.
euthanize boomer elvis and get manlet elvis back on the mic.
Johnny Neptune is LIVE on /b/>>>/b/947326951
hoooooboy this guy sucks so bad he makes the first elvis seem good
first guy was better
>>2189006243.
>>218900580JUST ONE MORE VIBE REPAIR AND THE SEASON WILL BE GOOD TRUST BRO JUST ONE MORE PIZZA AND THE VIBES WILL BE REPAIRED PLEASE BRO
this is fun :)
HOLY SHIT ITS JOHNNY NEPTUNE
>>218900614Hopefully
>>218900516Kek
>>2189006243
>>218900587Feels more like an even gayer OTK streamer house
elvis 2 fucking SUCKS
This nigga sucks
this is making me laugh, maybe jet is a genius
at this point jet its obvious jet just wants to be a white kai cenat
/ftl/ wants Elvis to pour milk and pee everywhere because they hate whimsy and fun
What happened to the gaming room lol
What is this bit supposed to be
this is great and if you don't enjoy it i'm sorry to say you're a faggot
Dear Emma Captainchunk here when I saw you dance with that retard Landon I got so sick I started in threw up then started cutting myself all over with a razor blade. It's all your fault
Elvis 1 moggs Elvis 2.
>>218900567greaser shit is just cool man
hes not even in sync with the music
>>218900653Leave Elvis 2 alone, he's carving his own path
>>218900296Kicking out Cole
>>218900549this tlp needs to get in the jacuzzi in her underwear already
>>218900631Bashir got the immunity mace
you know what, this is fun.
Why does one of the Elvises have jaundice?
elvis 2 is embarrassing the entire fishtank community in front of phil please stop
>>2189002411 MILLION HOURS IN MSPAINT
>>218900587this is jet's fishtank
kek everyone looks so done with this shit
>>218900296Crashing their careers by kicking cole
Bingo is checked out and just sitting down looking at a book.
they should make the elvises start kissing each other and touching on each other
>>218900590Did they show them up close again?
>>218900673>ninanigger likes unfunny nontentlmfao typical
I think this elvis is better
elvis #3 will be johnnyi fully believe
>>218900523>Weinstein secretary
>>218900546>huge tits>chill personalityBest girl?
>>218900653throw vegetables
friendtank won don't like it fuck off
>Elvis 1's face when Elvis 2
i honestly can't get over how this season managed to be worse than s4 lmao
>>218900591I can't imagine what kind of monsters nigger worshipping gen z and alpha will age into, scary.
man just put the next season on twitch and call it a subathon. this is absolute dogshit
>>218900694he's mexican
elvis 2 vibe nuke
>>218900516too good
VIBE STATUS?
this bit saved the show. maybe jet is on to something here
They should get a Michael Jackson impersonator next
>>218900624>enjoying the show? get ready for the next elvis
is the manlet elvis the orlando asian mogger
>>218900667fishtank live is just a cheaper failed knockoff of couldabeen house
:/
>>218900670JD read out loud a message about Jet fucking Claire and Ellie and Jet informed two minutes later that the computer lab was a bad idea
Yeah, this one is a massive L Vis
>he's not even trying to do the elvis voicekek
This elvis 2 is honestly painful to watch. I am close to overdosing on cringe and pity.
my reaction to season 5
>>218899291Does she know?
they're all sitting down frowningkekI don't even think this is Elvis' music
this nigga singing off-key
PLEASE johnny, just one song
>i'll never get to dance with bongo....
>>218900711I will kneel through the ground.
This is so fucking stupid. I can't tell if it's kino or not.
this nigga doing the deep cuts
Hey, so I've never posted here, but you guys know Haley is intersex, right? I went to high school with "her" and I knew a couple guys who were weird enough to try to hookup with her and they said she has like, a half dick half clit thing. I saw someone call her Hale and that's funny because that's the name she was born with lol. Don't get me wrong, I like Haley although she's a lot more mean/antisocial than I think you guys understand, but it seems like some of you are interested in her sexually? Lol. Nigga you gay
>>218900455Trish haircut was day 11
>no one taking the opportunity to get over with the fans by booing or throwing shit at the singers
OH YOU MAKE ME WANNA SHOUT!
James Drake is the only good part about this gay ass bit.
Dire
>they don't know I could do this song so much better than this loser
>>218900706good lord she is so gorgeous
can anyone explain why s1 feels so soulful in comparison to anything else except maybe s2?
nigga just talking to them
>looking at Fishtank shit on Twitterhttps://x.com/pinkandlosing/status/2036316243419070827https://x.com/pinkandlosing/status/1956826773087490521Make the call Jet
>>218900626Nifty
>Elvis 1 realizing he has Atlanta locked down
>>218900792yes unironically
go to the glass room and its like isolated vocals
>mfw hellhouse faggots haven't realized they've been rooked
sending in johnny could save this bit
>>218900458And that's a good thing
this season felt like fishtank until it became apparent that jet hates fishtank and just wants to make kick streamer slop where people just hang out
>>218900600This guy makes the asian elvis look good
>Elvis #2 starts singing>vibe nukedIs Elvis #2 related to JD?
They should've gotten Unknown Hinson
>>218900787that would be rude and disrespectful
>>218900753lmao I tried to take this screenshot but I was too slow
I'M EVIL
>>218900711i look just like this
>>218900781big if true
When are they doing a cover of this
evil elvis has entered the chat
this nigga should feel ashamed for his life choices
elvis 2 looks like fred willard
I'm betting my life savings on James Drake winning. Who's with me?
deliberately found the worst Elvis ever kek
>>218900759
Elvis 2 isn't even synced to the beat.
BAM QUIT
>>218900798imagine how much better she looks with that huge black penis inside her
>>218900801because even though it was boring trash at times there was always a clear effort behind the scenes to make it better. now they have resigned to the dogshit unwatchable moments being the heart of the show and do nothing to actually iterate or improve
JD IS SUCH A KWAB
>>218900801it was new and original
>>218900781God that’s hot. I want to suck Bingo’s giant clit dick.
>>218900801https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774389009282612.webm
I only watched S2 and S3. How is the current season? Any quick run-down? Who're we rooting for and why? All I see is a bad Elvis right now.
>>218900806>cringe female freeloaderthat’s not a replacement
elvis 2 is just another JD
>evil evil evil evilthis elvis is so shit it's kino
>avant-garde Elvis
Landon is lanDONE
>>218900382>the gaming room was always an awful ideaIt was cool on bitchtank. I felt like it wasn't over used. they messed it up.
>>218900753
>>218900766She knows
Elvis 1 trying very hard not to laugh
This guy probably kills it on kareoke nights at the old folks home.
>>218900848Elvis has left the building
>>218900848>hey jet can i leave now?
>>218900843Why do zoomers look like absolute shit?
>>218900807Yeah but he's Asian and the majority of these guys gigs Are old folks homes.
elvis 2 has a better song selectionshould have elvis 1 do his set kek
this elvis does it as a hobby for himselfthe first elvis does it as a service to othersif you're a musician guy, memorize this
SHOOBY DOO WOP, DO WOP WOP WOP WOP
>>218900781
oh my god
How do you become such a bad Elvis impersonator?
>>218900781I kNoW "HeR" tOo!1!
>>218900864
More scenes
jet you are such a fucking theatre kid faggot
this is jets show if you dont like him just stop watching lol
>ellie entersITS HAPPENING
>Jet is about to finish off the night with his own Elvis performance
>>218900865SYBAU.
when does johnny show up
>>218900781i've fucked an intersex chick before, it's a lot more fun than trannies and they put out a hell of a lot more
>>218900843why does she look like she's both 45 and 21
>>218900894Do you have the pic of TJ singing with the Elvis impersonator in Tokyo?
get the fuck outta here
hehehe suicide
this>tank
easily top 5 nights of fishtank histoy!
kys Jet
holy shit he's kind of good at this? wtf?
they should make them watch jds minecraft video
oh god jet
ELVISMONGO? ELVISBONGO!
>>218900906
holy fucking jet hehehhhahahaha okay its a good show
BITTY I'M FITTED
Johnny Neptune has entered the tank
PRETTY MAMA I'M FITTED
I WANT TO BE FAMOUSI DON'T WANT TO DO FISHTANK ANYMORE
>>218900922he's right there
My impression was that having guests in the house was to use the guest as a prop for the fish to create content... but jet has been inconsistent. if fish get in trouble for making content then they take less risks and just become complacent. that's where we are.
>>218900934i put this on when i go to bed instead of them sleeping, shit is actual kino
>entire paypig chat spamming JET Wyeah im thinking this project just isn't for me anymoremaybe ill check this out again if sam comes back
jet has been the main character since s1
>>218900801It was new and novel at the timeIf letty wasn't borderline suicidally resilient and left it would've been DOA with the most boring cast of all time
>GUYS IM PART OF THE SHOW
>>218900937It's almost like theres a reason for that...
>Jet making the show about him againWhy is he like that?
>>218900937jet is really good at impressions for some reason, his jon one from s1 was crazy
>>218900937it's possible Jet's only legitimate, good skill is impersonation
SAM WE WERE ALL WRONGPLEASE COME BACK
he sounds like benoit blanc
>>218900915primo kino
does jet shave his chest?
>>218900937one thing about jet is he is unironically good at impressions
>>218900801because shit like >>218900864 is everything this retarded fanbase wants anymore. Sam may be whatever you want, but he did have a point about schadenfreude and overall negative vibes being poison to the soul.
>im so cool
jet is good at this because his dad had him doing it since he was a kid
>>218900895are they deep cuts and b sides?I don't recognize any of themI knew every song from the first elvis
The Jet Neptune Show
Are they going to do a New Vegas bit?
>>218900781you wouldn't get itbingo is beautiful
>>218900937jet's only redeeming quality is being pretty good at impressions
The girls threw eggs at JD, so they gave him his arm back and are now doing vibe repair?
>>218900781>newfags don't recognize my josie copypasta/ftl/ is over
It’s the jet Neptune show
Sam would never do this to us.
>>218900987he is
>>218900961guests (cheapest avaliable craigslist bookings) are only there to fill dead air since the fish have absolutely nothing to do all day
this got me making elvis impressions alone at home and i feel like an idiot lmao
>>218900976He's the next Elvis
>>218900927>>218900870damn he really is fat elvis now
>>218900971Power corrupts. Even niche internet power
Bashir bricked up rn
>>218900950Disgusting
>Sam used to dress up in costumes so I should dress up in costumes too
>>218900988kek
why does /ftl/ hate fun and whimsy?
>Jet is really good at impressionsUnexpected but welcome
>>218900980I don’t think so. He can’t even grow a beard.
could just playing a character for an entire season save fishtank?
>>218900937jet is just so fucking cool right???
>>218900976I was never ok with him not being the host
Bashir and Bongo and Bingo elevating this.
50s bongo is so fuckin hilarious
>>218901004no he still has 1 arm
>you got two eyes dontcha?
>>218900737Repairing
bashir scared to do improve with the twins
If you hit on Bingo she will literally murder you. Best girl.
>>218900867Delusional seething in every thread
>>218900965Sam is never coming back :)
>>218901007true. instead, he interviews myron gaines on his grifter show.
I actually am laughing at jet doing the fat elvis. It was such a shock to see that haha
>>218901037elaborate on that
>Can it fit THREE?kek
>>218901024people want their youtube father figure to come in and do republican poop rape i think
NEW>>218901038>>218901038>>218901038
yt ppl talmbout side hustles and its this
>>218901005They're all Famous House faggots
Jet dressing up as Elvis is clearly his sexual fetish
Vickler would have loved this :(
>>218901018why is he so soft and hairlesslike the underside of a fish
>>218900929Yeah i have it on my hardrive somewhere i will have a look for it.
>>218901024This is good
>>218900161I've been saying this shit for over a week. Bingo and her twin sister are carrying this show on their fucking backs. Everyone on this cast is a dud, and nobody else is worth investing time into.
>>218900801It was the first one you watched.I was the first one I watched too but it was fucking boring.It was literally 99% of downtime with them being quiet and doing nothing, Sam blatantly rigging shit and pandering to Letty.
>>218900937Jet is not "good" at anything except grooming
Rape Jet, muder Jet, bludgeon Jet with hammers, pour hot deep fryer oil down Jets throat
Bingo's autistic agressive responses are great
>>218901045he's trying, Bongo is trying to flirt autistically and Bingo is being true to life as the sister/friend who cockblocks
>>218901054ill thank abou it
Kenny Hotz is currently tweeting about the show, and mentioned potentially hosting/freeloading. He said he has already gotten into contact with Jet and that it's pretty much up to them at this point.They all follow him on twitter so it's actually possible. If Jet and Ben ignore this chance they are fucking retarded, I couldn't imagine a better fit for Fishtank than Kenny. He would be an infinitely better host than Bam is, the dude was born for this shit.
>>218900875just one setup for comfy lets play in the night was enough, 4 setups take 4 fish out of the "game" for 1-2 hours it was dumb from the start
>>218901049the neither am i :)
>>218900937Jet is good at impersonations actually. Because he has no soul and isn't afraid to morph into someone else while mocking them. I would be worried I would stick like that like making funny faces.
>>218901085I honestly can't believe that after 5 seasons you literal weirdos are still assblasted about letty
>>218900971he does this whenever the audience is mad. it's an insecurity/ego thing. when faced with criticism he will always double down and rub it in, say some condescending shit, and then insert himself to make the content about him, acting like whatever the audience is mad about is just a joke that was done on purpose. take note, he does it literally every time.
>>218901075Thanks man.
Gimmickd Unkown Hinson would b kinoplex
>>218901110Some fags also messaged him saying not to go near the show because Sam Hyde is a white replacement theory chud.
This isn't even an Elvis song, is it? This is Del Shannon's Runaway
>>218900960The Jet Neptune Showyou know it's coming, his guru already did it
>>218901007Sam is a massive theater kid faggot. He probably told Jet to do this.
>>218901128What do you mean assblasted? She was guaranteed 2nd place since the first week when Damiel smashed her makeup
>mints crying stillGet some help, man.
>>218901110wiggers are just scared he's gonna have actually good ideas that make them put in at least a bit of effort
>>218901007judge was this
>>218901085facts
>>218901110Kenny hotz sucks ass. Kenny vs spenny had writers and was heavily edited.
>>218901128Kill yourself dumb ninanigger
>>218901025>UnexpectedHe does impressions of the fish every season.
>>218901024idk Benleaks, I like this bit
Bingo is a comedic genius. Just pure raw instinct. Haven't seen anything like it since Nick Mullen.
>got any pointers for me?
>>218901024arguing with ghosts
>>218901210lol if i wasn't for you morons still seething about her most people would've forgotten already. instead you turned the little bitch into FTL royalty to the point even mentioning causes drama inside the house
>>218901110trvthnvke
>can I have my sex nowtypical muslim
this whole show is just extremely mundane moments that you faggots over react to
>>218901110There's zero chance he would get along well enough with the wiggers to produce the show well.
>>218901142Bunch of retards. Sam isn't even a part of Fishtank anymore other than a slight cameo in the teaser. I genuinely hope they get Kenny to join production somehow, I can't imagine a more perfect fit.
this is the first time in 5 seasons that i'm legit sad about how bad things are going
>>218900801Samuel Whitcomb Hyde
>>218901305why do you watch it?
>>218901305youre already at a computer and it makes pleasant background noise
>>218901305trvthnvke, watching with my /tv/bros is what makes it fun :)
>>218901110>Kenny HotzNot familiar with Kenny vs Spenny at all but anyone other than Alex Stein is cool by me
>>218901343i dont. i read these threads and see you freaks overreacting to something then i see a clip and its a guy mumbling some shit or a girl dancing or some milk spilled on the floorits fucking sad you people are retarded
>>218901337Im having second hand embarrassment over people spending money on this bullshit
>>218900833>can a nigga borrow a fry?
>>218901450it's not even that, it's just that.... there is nothing happening. literally nothing happening. there's 11k people watching (lol) and it's a lame ass elvis impersonator, like, jet, are you fucking serious my dude?
slightly more hours in ms paint
What is he doing?
>>218901380kenny is not touching anything wigger related with a ten foot pole lmao what are you guys smoking
>>218901380The premise is just two roomates doing competitions each week, loser has to do a humiliation. Kenny would win 99% of the time usually by blatantly cheating and the other guy (Spenny) would have to go through the most disgusting shit you could imagine.I remember one humiliation where Kenny stopped brushing his teeth for a few weeks, then got a butterknife and scraped off this gross tongue butter off of his tongue and Spenny had to eat it.I don't get grossed out ever but holy shit I was fucking gagging. it was one of the most revolting things I've ever seen on a TV show. He would be an amazing host.
>>218901337Having a cast this good and squandering them this badly because the wiggers can't spend 5 minutes coming up with stupid bullshit for them to do is infuriating.You had half a fucking year, how are you out of content?
>>218901551 He said he already reached out and contacted Jet about it. He's 100% down, it's up to wiggers at this point.
I hope the Elvises fight
>>218901024They hate themselves and want to see others suffer so they feel less shit about their shit lives and evil souls.
>>218900283bongo dances so cutebingo cannot walk
>>218901416>its a guy mumbling some shit or a girl dancing or some milk spilled on the floorall great moments in the show, but you really had to be watching it live to truly appreciate it.
Ben getting jealous of JD
