Good Ferenghi EditionPrevious >>218878826
star trek sex with shran
The only good Ferengi is a dead Ferengi.
>>218912677No female can order Mordoc around
YOU did thisAre you happy now?
>I don’t know Jake, why don’t you challenge them to a rap battle?
>>218912823>Are you happy now?Yes.
Friendly reminder Kurtzman did nothing right.
>>218912698Quark was a BAD ferengi, a second rate business man who spread hooman degeneracy
I completely forgot the episode where Worf and Dax link up is the same one where Kira and O'Brien develop feelings for each other. The title "Looking for par'March in All the Wrong Places" can even be seen as referring to O'Brien looking for love in the wrong place (Keiko).
>>218913037There was a way...
>>218913083>>218913037Keiko was trying to get him to fuck Kira, just like she was trying to get him to fuck her here. Keiko is a sex freak
>>218912918How did they make a genuine GENUINE space Nazi more likeable than anyone... since?
>>218912823I did this...>>218912561and I'm very happy now.
>>218912865What would be a stereotype for Humans as a whole species?
>>218912823Maybe nutrek sucks and TNG rocks?Dumbass
>>218913094Also the Prime Directive is infinitely stupider than the transporter that kills you every time you use it, but you won't see a 45 minute YouTube video on it because it is taken for granted as an immutable truth of our own culture
>>218913253Diversity is their weakness.
>>218913270>the transporter that kills you every time you use itThe Transporter is the ONE piece of Star Trek that you kind of have to explain as part of the fantasy. does it "kill" you and re-create you? NO! why? It just doesn't.that it and that's all(there's more "fantasy" tech, but that's the big one)
>>218913611it turns your body into energy so you're not a dead body you're just turned into a math problem. the reason they dont clone more people is because it takes more computer.
>>218913083O'Brien cucked himself... Badly.
>>218913037he should've married Kira. I would kill billions of Cardassians just for the opportunity to hug her.
This elderly autistic ex-navy alien LARPer has probably the best possible take on kurtzmantrek Ive seen.https://youtu.be/CynC6-MLHs4 >set it 1000 years in the future so they're not bound by canon>do THE BURN so they can write whatever they want about galactic civilization>destroy the klingons so they arent bound by the toxic masculinity warrior race and their poly gay B'k Bro'Q klingon can run around in a skirtFuck they even made the pylons just hover in place so they werent bound by the old ship design rules and could just shit out "geometric shape with stuff around it" for their ships. They dont know anything about star trek, they dont like star trek, so they had to tear down everything that star trek was in order to make the show they wanted.
>>218913253humans got no shit on they forehead
>>218912865>jake actually does it>the vorta starts spitting absolute fire
>>218914067I never knew a dame who didn't understand a smack in the mouth.
>>218913094>let's give african tribespeople infinite food and the equivalent of several nuclear bombs>OH NO HOW COULD THIS HAVE GONE SO WRONG?How many times do you need to be taught this lesson?
>>218914395>Dukat posting his holosuite-generated Kira x buff Orion pirate cuck fantasies again
>>218912873>Jeffrey Combs going full Hit 'Em Up on those twoI have never wanted to witness something more.
>>218912823They told me not to watch, so I didn't.
>>218913270Saar please give replicator, we will be superpower by 2420
>>218914579shit, meant for>>218912865
>>218914534I like the way she bounces off the floor.
>>218913219MAJOR, THROW QUARK IN THE HOLOSUITE. COMMANDER WORF, START PROGRAM "BERGEN-BELSEN" AND DISENGAGE SAFETY PROTOCOLS.
>>218914875I want her to bounce off my face. With her bare ass. Specifically after a long, sweaty runabout mission where she hasn't been able to have a sonic shower for days.
>>218915086Have you ever went to a convention and straight up asked her if she'd be into that? She's just a woman after all.
>>218912865>>218913253>I dont know Jake, why don't you suggest they give their women rights, maybe their ship will destroy itself from within
>>218915228Nana Visitor is way too old now for that to be hot.And besides, she's not Kira, she just plays her. Part of the appeal of Kira for me is her personality and attitude.
>>218915228>Have you ever went to a convention and straight up asked her if she'd be into that? She's just a woman after all.>>218915380I saw her at a convention a few years ago, she has a peppy attitude and is very friendly. she might even be willing to role-play her Kira sass for you if you asked nicelyalso completely rocking Madonna vibes. the concept is that you remember Madonna from when she was young, so when you see her now, she still appears "young" in your mind. (or sub any similar celeb from your youth) Nana Visitor is not so far away from Kira that your mind can't imagine actual Kira
O'Brien should've fucked KiraO'Brien should've fucked the cardie scientistO'Brien should've fucked Bashir
>>218916046Also Pah-Wraith Keiko, clone O'Brien, and time travel cancer victim O'Brien
>>218916046Neela, too"you're.... nice."
the dominion would have ended way earlier if everyone on DS9 fucked Odo at the same time and filled his bucket with so much alien DNA (including Sisko's prophet fragments or whatever) that all their bodies combine into a horrible blob that ingests the founder's planet
when the founders turned odo into a solid did they give him a little ass dick for extra punishment?
>>218916183>Also Pah-Wraith KeikoHe leans into it and nails her despite the threats to his wifeLike Kirk would've done
>>218915940Don't get me wrong, she looks great for her age, and she sounds like a cool person, but I just can't have sexy thoughts about someone who's as old as my grandmother.
>>218912698cowboy hat made out of skin
what was Reg's problem.Just talk to people man
>>218917338Low self esteem.
>>218917338They literally have an episode about how being a wagie is the lowest form of life and Picard would rather DIE than become one but Barclay is supposed to just deal with it while being ridiculed for enjoying the holodeck in the exact same fashion as every other officer.
>>218917338>talk to qt in stellar cartography>she gets the ick and you're hauled off to the brig>as Worf drags you away you see Riker whisper something in her ear that makes her giggle
>>218918081>"You are lucky she was not a Klingon woman. You would be dead."
>>218918081>"Oh well. Plenty of fish in the sea."That's how you're supposed to respond.
>>218917882>completely missing the point of the episodeGo rewatch it right now. It's Picard the Captain being forced to experience a day in the life of a man who was utterly rudderless. He went from post to post and section to section without ever finding himself. Picard the Captain finds this existence unbearable solely because he's found a path to command and knows he's completely wasted where he is. Barclay is where he's supposed to be, fixing weird shit in engineering. If the episode was about Barclay it would be about him crumbling under the pressure of being captain of a starship and it would end with him begging Q to go back to what he was meant to do even knowing all the power and importance he'd be giving up.
>>218919012Maybe Barclay just needs to be stabbed through the heart.
>>218916533they made him completely smooth like a doll so he couldn't even jack off in the holosuite
>>218919372but he had sex with some lady in one episode though
>>218919372do you think when odo assumes humanoid form he always has a dick under his clothes or does he not bother?
>>218919487would he even know what a dick looks like?
>>218919866he modeled his after Dr Mora's
>>218919372>>218919487>>218919866>>218920059Okay so this is only marginally related, but I'm watching TNG for the first time and nobody on the ship addressed Yarr taking Data's fat cock? Like, he just fucks? Also he was immune to that one virus that made everyone sick but not the one that made everyone horny?
>>218912823>fans keep bringing down my high>which is why I keep looking at social media instead of doing my jobWhy do showrunners keep complaining that doomscrolling is doomscrolling?
>>218920362It's been a while since I saw the episode but was Data actually affected by it or just playing along because he's autistic?He's not super consistently written
I very much enjoyed the episode where Kirk gets bodyswapped with his bitter ex. How hes obviously losing control, the cornered look he gets at the end. Excellent
>>218913267Heheheh you're pretty smart, Butthead.
Are there seriously posters in this general who don't like Worf?
>>218915321they shamelessly clothe their females! Inviting others to unclothe them! The very depth of perversion!
>>218922326I like him the same way you like Michael Scott on the office. He’s cringekino
>>218912823His gut has more dimensionality today than in the Next Generation years.
>>218913083It's even harder to ignore the fact she's still a bitch.
>>218922326He plays the part of an autistic social outcast and bad parent so well I don't like it when he's on screen
>>218912823Frakes lived through all the golden ages of television and cinema. All the TOS/TNG actors had to go through rigorous schooling of the arts just to land an audition. He knows what makes a good story and what doesn’t. And he still thinks SFA failed because of racist Chuds? The same Chuds who watched his character bang a genderless alien 35 years ago?
>>218920362The whole ship was under mind control so it wasn’t their fault. Everyone in that episode was fucking like rabbits. Only Picard had the willpower to resist.>>218920973I believe they had a throwaway line about his circuits being affected by the plot device.
>>218923034>The same Chuds who watched his character bang a genderless alien 35 years ago?That was unironically a pretty good episode, outside the context of modern culture war.
>>218923227It was a good idea because the aliens were a metaphor for a real marginalized group. NuTrek doesn’t even bother using allegory or parallel stories. They just throw a bunch of gay characters at you and demand you love them.
>>218923316Yeah it's lazy and unengaging, I totally agree. I hate nu-media in general.
Why do I never see anyone mention Violations? I'm surprised the telepathic rapist isn't a meme here.
>>218923529Tasha’s rape gangs became the meme instead. There’s only room for one rape meme per fanbase. But I’m surprised Bashir’s “She had the most exquisite feet” never became a sitewide meme. I almost spit out my drink when that line came up.
>>218923635>footfagsDon't give them any material or they'll never leave. They're worse than rats.>>218923529To be fair, that episode was funny. It was also just one of MANY times Troi was mind raped and eventually they kind of just blur together.
>>218923316The aliens were explicitly a metaphor thoughbeit
aww shit nigga
>>218923635Did this actually happen to her or was it just her imagination?
>>218923635>Bashir’s “She had the most exquisite feet”Which one was this? I don't remember it. I never understood footfaggotry until I moved to Vietnam and now I like them.
>>218923999I think it was the wheelchair girl episode where he was reminiscing about the ballerina who left him.
>>218923999>>218924021The one where he and O'Brien are stranded together. It's one of the early seasons.
>>218923885When people say TNG is a bastion of progressiveness it makes me think of how people think Greek Myth was progressive when a Cretan was writing about diddling little boys.There are plenty of episodes, ranging from Wesley's mother giving him orgasm VR glasses, to "An alien/ghost knocked me up, non-con!", that would be obliterated by modern values, payment processors, and safeguarding regulations.
>>218924122Treks progressiveness was always pretty meta like the Shatner/Michelle kiss. Anytime it actually tried to take a firm stance on anything political it wobbled pretty quickly, like>having said that, the exact opposite may be true
>>218923866
Damn. It was actually a bit hard to watch the Vidiians tear through the crew like that.>both Kim and O'Brien wear gold uniforms>both eventually die and get replaced by alternate versions of themselves and it's just forgotten
>>218914345>Weyoun starts raping faster than eminem
>>218919404He was a Changeling again by that point
>>218924964How did this not traumatize Torres, like... a lot?I was watching it, and it traumatized ME.muh-show-writing, shock moment. good job. this was harsh. the whole episode was filled with brutal murders (implied by Vidiians zapping people and drooling over their still-living-but-soon-not bodies) but watching Harry slowly float away was... damn.they really blew an opportunity for Torres to have a better reaction to the event/resurrection, especially considering they established them to be super-pals (at that point) with nicknames "Starfleet" and "Maquis" teasing.
>>218924122The Child could never be made today. I don’t care if it was a TOS holdover, the script would never be approved.>Troi is raped in her sleep by an energy being and gives birth to a hybrid baby a week later>The baby grows up and ghosts her at the end of the episode>This is framed as a positive learning experience for everyone>Aired during a family timeslot with a family age rating in 1988
>>218926137Ensign what's her face should have had a stronger reaction to being handed her dead baby's clone too. Imagine having to explain that to a kid once she's older.
>>218926151If it was made today Troi would abort it while explaining to Picard-chud that she doesn’t care if it’s a new alien life form trying to communicate. Her body her choice
>>218926249And then Riker would applaud her stunning bravery to dedicate her life Starfleet instead of raising a family.
Jeff post
>Your hero's a negro captain. The head of a space station, for Christ's sake.
>>218926204>Imagine having to explain that to a kid once she's older.you are right.I can't even imagine the therapy sessions a mother would need after having your just-born baby die, but.... PSYCH! nah, here she is! Kinda?every time Samantha looks at Naomi. would she be reminded of that? I think Naomi would be fine (unaware) but Mom would need tons of therapy
>>218926399Every Voyager 'sode takes place in a separate timeline from the previous one.
>>218913940
Are we supposed to think Wesley is being honorable by caving in The First Duty? He only did it because Picard threatened him, not out of any sense of duty or honor.No loyalty to his friends, no true loyalty to Starfleet...Wesley's just a little bitch.
>>218927091honestly dont know what we're supposed to think about wesley. up until then he is annoying because hes always out performing senior officers but at least it seems like he is trying to be a good person and advance humanity. by the end he betrays picard starts a civil war and then fucks off to degenerate imaginationland
>>218927091>rats out his squad at the last possible second… after the principal lady has declared the trial closedseriously. He’s such a little cunt. Either keep the secret or tell immediately. Either would show he has the character to be an officer
>>218927438>up until then he is annoying because hes always out performing senior officers but at least it seems like he is trying to be a good person and advance humanityObligatory reminder that Wesley is Gene Roddenberry's middle name, you're supposed to think his self insert is amazing... and then he was off the show (and then dead) and the writers were free to make him a fuck up
>>218912823I literally did nothing though.
>>218912823
>>218917338People are fucking insufferable and miserable to be around 100% of the time, Reg is the only sane person in Starfleet
>>218928360You don't think Geordi is a chill guy?
>>218923529I don't like Violations because the old man reminds me of televangelists so even as it was airing when I was a kid, I didn't trust him for a single second the moment he came on screen. If heaven and hell are real, no one will burn as brightly as televangelists.On the other hand, I do tend to post this guy from time to time.
>>218924262The only on-the-nose one that they stuck to was the crew telling Wesley about drug addiction. For whatever it's worth, it was the only one of those messages that got through to my child brain. Even Captain Lou telling me I'll go to hell before I die didn't do shit, and D.A.R.E. taught me more about doing drugs than I'd ever known before, but I liked the merchant, and the mascot was pretty cute.
>>218928360Starfleet people aren't modern people. Every time someone asks Riker a question, he'll thoughtfully try to give a helpful answer, and he's the closest the crew has to modern people in terms of attitude.
>>218928460thats the guy who discovered trois dead sisterthis is the guy that raped her, got away with it, and raped her again.
>>218928545Tash was right, drugs do feel awesome. Coke and booze especially, those ones rule.>>218928438After enough time you'd get tired of his cheery invites to the holodeck and hate having to find polite excuses not to go
>>218928545>D.A.R.E. taught me more about doing drugs than I'd ever known beforeI remember being in either 4th or 5th grade and getting the D.A.R.E. QRD on all the drugs and thinking acid and mushrooms looked amazing. Sure enough, psychedelics ended up being my favorite and remain so to this day.
>>218928460I love the intensity on that guy's face while he's telepathing
>>218929139
>>218929177
>>218929139This one ended up being nice, right? He sure does look sinister.
>>218929238He was a charming fellow when he wasn't thinking directly into your brain
2 hell with ur earring.i'm out of here peace out y'all
>>218913579>literally the most successful hegemonic power in multiple Quadrants >"weak" lol ok chud. Come back to me when both the Klingon and Romulan empires beg the Fed for help after the Dominion war raped their ass.
Romulans are a joke.
>>218929890What's the punchline?
>>218930166Vulcans.
>>218930166Picard S1
Odo and Dukat make for an interesting pairing
>>218928545D.A.R.E failed spectacularly because it portrayed drugs as cool and edgy. Drugs became a symbol of rebellion to bored teenagers who hated their parents and teachers. I remember in grade school the teacher got into a screaming match with a student who refused to sign a pledge that we would never ever do drugs. That kid would grow up to refuse the clot shot probably. Worf would be proud.
>Discovery - female empowerment fantasy>Picard - let's shit on established characters>Lower Decks - let's turn the franchise into a parody>Prodigy - the kids will love this!>Strange New Worlds - let's "fix" TOS.>Starfleet Academy - the kids will love this too!There is not one (1) positive impact that NuTrek has had on Star Trek as a whole.
>>218930353It's made people reevaluate their distate for Rick Berman
>>218930471Funny thing is how Rick Berman has the balls to admit when he's wrong
>>218913253Smooth heads, smooth brainsWilling to fuck anything
>>218912698Truth Nuke.
>>218930979>Willing to fuck anythingWilling, able, proficient, able to change the course of galactic events and divert entire empires through the power of our dicks. Humanity can fuck the whole cosmos into submission, and will.
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>>218931023God demands worship just one day tho. Gene don’t even kno the canon smfh
>>218931023Atheist cringe.
>>218930471>>218930848What's wrong with him and what was he wrong about?
>>218931220Yeah I think he meant once a week.
>>218931247He was wrong about Voyager and Enterprise needing to just be more TNG
>>218931236>Star Trek
>>218931023Yep, even if the Christian/Muslim/Karmic God were real, the moral response would be to rebel against such an evil being.
>>218931236sir you are in a star trek thread
>>218931632So the Klingons had it right all along...
>>218931632>burns in hellggthe moral response would be to be perfectly supplicant and convince as many others to do the same. If such a being existed (they do not thoughbeit
That planet that had the Roman Empire in their own 20th century also had a Jesus
>>218931787>Jesus’ second coming happened on a different planet and he just gets crucified againPress f chat
>>218931862>Jesus’ second coming happened on a different planet and he just gets crucified againkwab
>>218931762That is a cowardly response.I'd rather burn in Hell while holding onto my morals than be 'safe' in Heaven while betraying everything I know to be Good.
>>218915059Jokes on you, the holo-hoax never happened!
>>218931686KAPLAH!
>>218931862>>218931911That Roman planet must be fully Christianized by now, the Word was just beginning to spread and that was back in Kirk's day.
>>218931979No you actually wouldn’t. Do you know how painful burning alive is? And by fighting against it you’d be inflicting that fate on others as well.
>>218932091Pain won't deter me and pleasure won't tempt me. No conscious being should ever be forced into a game or play. The only moral way for a conscious being to exist is as a Fully Sovereign and Free God. I hold onto that moral forever.
>>218932144>tips your fedora as I attach electrodes to your testicles
>>218932261THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS
>>218932329
>>218932329>be Picard and get captured>4 lights and a taser in a place lax enough to have take your daughter to work day>be Geordi and get captured >strapped into buck breaking machine
What is the best episode title and why is it "For The World Is Hollow And I Have Touched The Sky"?
>>218932483>The World Is HollowRedpilled.
>>218932261Lesser life forms simply cannot conceive of a reality where they don't worship other beings.
>>218921542He did a very accurate job of portraying the female persona, which embodied the contradictory, self-serving nature and complex emotional character of womanhood.
Enterprise got me into Star Trek. Specifically the action, space battles and hot alien girls.
>>218932572You’d worship a slice of toast if I told you to after electrocuting your nuts
>>218932861If you tried to electrocute my nuts I would kill you.
>>218912698Quark was the only thing that made DS9 watchable.
>>218932836ent does have the best action
>>218932986>watching star trek for "action"Nu-Trek is the way it is because they think they need to appeal to people like you fyi
Spock looks cooler with a goatee.
>>218933088Everyone does.
>>218931997Ah, yes, but then Star Trek is supposed to embody a Spirit of Hope for the future.
>>218933139Well no wonder It's dead
>>218923635>join starfleet to explore the galaxy>get assigned to peacekeeping duty on the rape planetFeelsbadman
When Weyoun drinks the poison lol
>>218933047i watch ent for the racism. the action is a bonus
> Oh, no, no, no, wait a minute. I've tried to understand you. I've tried to get along with you. And in return, you've accused, tried and convicted me without bothering to hear my side of it. So, I'm guilty, okay? But not of what you think. Of something much worse. I'm guilty of reaching out to you, of hoping we could connect. I'm guilty of a terrible crime, Doctor. I offered you friendship.its so friggin funny
>>218933281You just know Lavar SEETHES that he had to do this episode until this day.
>>218933139Man, I remember having hope for the future.That was a long ass time ago.
>>218933088When Soval wore one in "Mirror Mirror" I found it very difficult to recognize him.
>>218933047The movies, sure, and i don't hate those actually. Appealing to normie, young and straight males is exactly what they SHOULD be doing. If Kurtzman had kept his Transformers, Amazing Spider-Man, The Mummy sensibilities to Trek TV he'd be popping off and probably looking at another easy contract renewal. FACT
>>218932091I always liked William Blake's take on that. It was basically that Hell isn't actually like that, it's just the conceit of angels to think that it is.
>>218933513>The movies, sure, and i don't hate those actually.You should. They are anti-Trek. Why do you want star trek to be made appealing to people who only want to see explosions and action?
>>218933181If Star Trek is dead, it's only because someone handed the reins to the faggitty fascist minority.
>>218933570Yeah you would like that take, mortal
>>218933281Gaslighting was his only path to avoid getting blacklisted by starfleet’s foremost ship designer. Though really he should’ve just banged the cute crazy-eyed Latina and been happy with that.
>>218933461>Mirror MirrorIn a Mirror, Darkly
>>218933274He WAS right, you know. But what I found most entertaining was the black racist complaining about accepting the growing population of aliens on Earth.
>>218933251he's so cute in that episode. you never see him that happy again
>>218933850Yeah. That.
>>218933281ReadingRainbros, how would we respond?
>>218933114it's kino
>>218933654>They are anti-Trek
>>218932836>literally known for everything but action >zoomer likes it for "the action"ew
>>218934022Yeah, they are.>frogposterName one thought provoking idea explored in any Nu-Trek movie.
>>218933781tyler was ready to rumble. laforge is a queer
>>218934100She was an ensign under his direct command, whole point why he didn't is because it wasn't professional to have that power imbalance
No other star trek uniforms even approach looking this cool so why did they ditch them?
>>218934153Honestly think that's the dumbest era of how the uniforms looked, peak was late TNG before the grey pajamas with the easy minimalist color scheme
>>218934100She was too “urban” for Geordi
>>218934259>Honestly think that's the dumbest era of how the uniforms lookedYou have shockingly bad taste.
>>218934153Now imagine those uniforms but with the gold sashes from the terran empire, vgh...>pic related, but in space
>>218931997It did in Star Trek canon, but that's all fictional
>>218934153Too militaristic. Space pyjamas capture the vibe of Starfleet better.
>>218934433Starfleet still essentially operates as a military though, even if they are benevolent.
>>218934295The uniform opens up like a bib and the admiral ones look like something from Spirit Halloween...they just look cheap.
>>218934488>the "Starfleet is a military" meme
>>218934492>The uniform opens up like a bibIt's called a double breasted jacket, like I said you have bad taste.>>218934519They are the military of a benevolent, peaceful new world order
>>218931023>>218931236Based Gnostic Roddenberry calling out the Demiurge
>>218934100Geordi's more into white women. He should've banged that old colleague who saw him as a little brother in that episode where they turn into chameleons.
>>218934541The sleek jet black on red for the captains at the end of TNG just looks better on film I don't know what to tell you man, it's a personal preference. I like the contract and the design, they just seem to capture the "classic" uniform feel to me while also being "new"
>>218934153They would be cooler if they kept the red/yellow/blue color schemes instead of going all red.
>>218931247He had retarded ideas and was a slave to the status quo to the detriment of Voyager and Enterprise.. even TNG to an extent. But for all his retardation he at least respected what Star Trek was and the future Roddenberry wanted to portray.
>>218934653true
>>218934022Jelly bellies
>>218934137fag
>>218934541Anon they are literally not a military force, they didn't start to manufacture any sort of mainline defensive ship until the Borg. That's like saying every convey with an escort ship on the open ocean is "a navy"
You are guest starring as an alien of your choosing. Which species do you choose? Take makeup into account.
>>218935166French
>>218935166I'm short so maybe a Binar
>>218934153>>218934653
>>218935131>Anon they are literally not a military force, they didn't start to manufacture any sort of mainline defensive ship until the Borg.Yes that's why all of their ships are weapons on them. Civilian research vessels in real life don't carry weapons
>>218935311perfection
>>218934100Data looking at him like>Don’t do it, bro. Don’t stick it in crazy.
>>218935344There are absolutely research and civilian vessels that have defensive weapons on them to prevent piracy, are you underage?
>>218935543Thank you.I was just about to post that.
>>218934519The ships are named USS _______ for a reason, Anon. They're heavily armed. By any rules imaginable, they're combatants.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLnGsHSTHzs
QuizIn which episode did Chechov try to rape a Klingon woman?
>>218935166My first instinct would be Vorta--cool looking without the makeup being too much. I think I'm too dark-skinned for them, though. Every Vorta was extremely pale if memory serves.I've also always liked Betazoids as far as all the "low effort" aliens like Vulcans/Bajorans/Trill/Ocampa go. The black eyes are distinct and you get cool powers. I suppose Vulcans also have cool powers (and can apparently have telepathic powers as well) but idk it's too much of a normalfag choice.
Was Chakotay supposed to be related to the Amerindians from Wesley's last eppy?
>>218935705Ensign Pavel Chekov attempts to assault Mara, the wife of Klingon Captain Kang, in the Star Trek: The Original Series episode titled "Day of the Dove" (Season 3, Episode 7, aired November 1, 1968).
>>218932067We don't need gods anymore. We find the One quite adequate.
>>218935860yeah that was the whole reason they put them in that TNG episodemaybe a small bump to say "Native Americans" (heh) still were a thing in the future (?)
>>218935543>There are absolutely research and civilian vessels that have defensive weapons on them to prevent piracyYeah, guys with guns. Not torpedos
>>218936149>>218936187Disgusting smooth headed whore
>>218935166Klingon. I am a massive dude and would make for a really imposing warrior. Plus swigging blood wine, singing shanties, and swinging batleth sounds really fun.
>>218935439>>218934153the band on the left cuff of these uniforms is very nazi like
>>218935661>t. retardalright zoomer so here's a couple of three things:The convention "USS" is a moniker from before the Fed became a thing, Starfleet was formed after first contact with Vulcan during a period of earth history where we approached space travel as naval terminology, ENT is literally about the transitional period between early Starfleet and what becomes modern Starfleet. Secondly, there were no quantum torpedoes during TOS to my knowledge until ships had to equip them during the war with the Klingon Empire, by which time, they were the best defensive weapons to have in both the Neutral Zone and the Klingon Empire border. Also also, only certain classes of starships have quantum torpedoes and your link just highlights the exceptions like the Defiant, a warship literally built to defend from the Jem'Hadar.Don't @ me retard.
>>218936458>The convention "USS" is a moniker from before the Fed became a thingYeah, duh. It's a naming convention taken from the military.
>>218936500Right..keep reading speadreaderfag
>>218936215You are splitting hairs now because you argument sucked
>>218935860no chakotaya is 1/4 klingon. his grandfather was called krell before he joined tribe and got the tattoo
>>218936587wouldn't it be weird if cargo ships were armed with torpedos and 20 mm cannons to protect from guys in speedboats?
>>218933281What a stuck up bitch. It's compliment if you think about it, someone has taken the time to rape a holo copy of you, the least she could do is say thank you.
>>218936642No.
>>218936657It’s objectifying lowkey
>go to an academy>become an officer (or be non-commissioned)>have to respect rank in the chain of command>highest ranks are Admirals>StarFLEETnot a military btw
>>218936153"Bread and Circuses" (Season 2, Episode 43), Uhura clarifies that the planet's inhabitants are worshiping the "Son of God" (Jesus), not the "sun in the sky". She explains to the crew that this is a, "philosophy of total love and total brotherhood".
>>218936764Don't be absurd. Women's worth are totally connected to their sexuality.
>>218936149>>218936242Part of why the DS9 tribble episode was epic.
>>218937338I really don't see the connection. Please explain.
>>218936458>only certain classes of starships have quantum torpedoes and your link just highlights the exceptions like the Defiant, a warship literally built to defend from the Jem'Hadar.Why focus specifically on the quantum torpedoes? I just like the compilation. Even the captain of the original Enterprise realized they should have been armed to the teeth from the get go.
>>218937292Wondering if those fuzzy bottoms tickled her wuzzy.
>>218937462Klingons in the background have smooth foreheads. Worf's friends asked him what the hell happened. Worf said they don't discuss it. At some point a fight broke out. They did a great job with this episode all around.
>>218937593Agreed. They really captured the look and feel of the classic episode. Just like this guy did.
>>218937494I focused on that due to the lore because a quantum torpedo didn't exist until much later in the timeline and it was a defensive measure because early Starfleet was hopelessly outgunned by most races until they got their shit together.If you don't count exceptions and trigger happy captains like Janeway, they are rarely used.
>>218937709>trigger happy captains like JanewayThis is the first time I've seen this take. Have you even watched it? Even if she wanted to be trigger happy, she couldn't. They couldn't replenish their torpedoes and power reserves were always low. They couldn't even have real coffee.
>>218937975>he doesn't know kek my guy, she fired literally thousands over the years. It's a running gag to keep track of all the torpedoes despite "only having a limited amount". And you haven't lurked long enough if you don't know the genocidal Janeway memes
>>218937555Checked
>>218937593Back when Star Trek was made by fans and not malicious people who set out to destroy every franchise they touch. Harry Potter fans are about to learn.
>>218936657True, girls should be more appreciative when I tell them I masturbate to them
>>218938167>the genocidal Janeway memesMaybe that's because no one ever posts them. Ya know, like you didn't while making the claim.
>>218938285They actually are... Toxic femininity not withstanding.
>>218938281shut up, slut
>>218938330I get you are new here but it's not actually summer, k thanks!
>>218938558Eat shit, you faggitty fascist.
>Anon, tell me about my sexual organs.
>>218938330Janeway was based.
>>218938824>cap’n the pattern buffer clearly shows that we’ve beamed up only 3 male humanoids… I don’t think we got to her in time…I’m sorry
>>218938167Reminder that you will NEVER be Warship Janeway's love-slave chained to the bridge rail naked on a leash and given rough prostate orgasms with her gloved fingers while she conducts threatening negotiations with alien leaders on the viewscreen and the other bridge crew leer and snicker at you while you squirt yet another puddle onto the deck beneath the horrified gaze of the alien ruler on screen.
I take Mulgrew's side when it comes to bullying Jeri Ryan and being upset over kicking out Jennifer Lien.
>>218938167https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIGxMENwq1k
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>>218938995I always love the dark mirror universe episodes no matter the series.
>>218939105Bless you anon, I was just about to post this
>>218938695>As far as they're concerned, we'll always be niggers.
>You'd grown increasingly illogical and violent. Something about splitting me in two.
>>218939389Is this the best tummy in Trek?
>>218934100Geordi “if you are dark skinned, underneath me you will not be pinned” Laforge
>>218939138It was a holohoax, not a mirror universe.
>>218939389Good episode. I liked her father. "For every moment of joy, there's an equal amount of pain." "Here comes that pain."
>kai win>never wins
>>218939613*inhales snidely*>My child...
>>218939613>Gul Dukats >never dukes any cats
>>218939221I'm not sure about that... If they thought we were niggers, we'd all be getting enthusiastic BJs.
>>218931220Yeah. Every one stretch of seven days, or "every seven days" which means the same thing.
>>218939744Good morning saar
>>218939744They actually think we're just lower life forms.
>>218940193Was talking about toxic feminists, not women in general. I trust you know the difference.
>>218940262I'll defer to you as the expert on sucking nigger dicks.
>>218940321You're obviously projecting.
>>218940413I'm not the one who brought up sucking nigger dicks.
The Burn was the biggest ass-pull of all Trek history imo.>some guy (who just so happens to be a Kelpian) living on a planet where all the dilithium is is crying and missing is mom, causing all of the dilithium in the galaxy to explode, wiping out billions of people/aliens>this is because, of course, BURNham was successful in defeating ControlIt's embarassing how much Kurtzman Trek relied on just destroying major planets/civilizations.>Romulus>Vulcan in the Kelvin timeline>Qo'noS being destroyed in the Burn>the Burn itself being a big civilization-shattering event for no reason>Earth leaving the FederationReally just shows the ooga booga caveman mentality of him and his writers.Just accept its noncanon. All of it. No matter how many somewhat decent moments there MIGHT be.
>>218933281Is this Lavar’s longest uninterrupted bit of dialogue throughout all 7 seasons?
>>218940538I see reading comprehension is not one of your strong suits. Furthermore, you argue like a child. But then, perhaps you are black on the left side, and that's why you were offended.
>>218940704Uncreative people only know how to break things.
>>218939481it is
>>218913253>gee I dunno, maybe we can climb a tree to escape
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>>218941339What's your deal with making super early threads?
>>218940933This you?>>218939744
