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bashir the goat
why does phreshboyswag follow alex schultz
hey jet give us a beth cam
All Bashir has to do to get rid of the twins is touch their hair
-- Bashir roughed up JD and tossed him out of the cell, ripping his shirt and exposing JD's seal-like blubber body and ANARCHY tattoo-- Beth self exiled from the cell, thinking she couldn't get eliminated-- James Drake manhandled Emma and tossed her out the cell, Emma seen GIGGLING and SMILING. CaptainChunk cannot be reached at this moment.-- Anissa ate a log of SHIT meant for Beth-- THE CELL has begun! Jet said it's gonna get "gross"...-- New freeloader Beth is here... she's a streamstars orbiter and an ONLYFANS girl.. https://www.tiktok.com/@vampireliquor-- RYAN DUNN TTS got through to Bam... https://x.com/HeartTank64/status/2036544400059408503 -- Elimination on THURSDAY
Bongo chewing Bingo's food for her and spitting it into her mouth
Sex with Emma
The wiggers need to ban Bashir from swearing to god
Bashir just touch raped the twins.
PLEASE ALLAHGUIDE BASHIR'S PAINTBALL AT LANDONIT'D BE SO FUCKING FUNNY
No way its that easy right?
Bashir wins the cell with kind words.
>>218922923Bashir is going to win the cell, isn't he?But what are the consequences?
You dumb faggots don't give Bashir immunity He's such a manipulative cunt
>>218922970thisFIX IT JET
>Bashir wakes up>instantly CHR checks the whole cell and gets them all out
jet is gonna be so pissed bashir ended this early
Boingo is leaving!
TALK NO FUCKIN JUSTU
>>218923008he waited until right after anissa left
>>218923003Immunity from the next elim
>>218922943L
Fuck the TwinsFuck LandonFuck BashirWorst cell ever
BASH W
Bashir MUST BEG THE TIGER
>>218922957prediction failed in record time lmfao. I didn't expect them to just walk out and leave. I'm off the twin train, going all-in on Bashir since allah is clearly speaking through him.
>>218923021You're retarded, he CHR checked her first while the TTS was blaring.
>>218923008Bans STR rollsUses CHA instead
if we're getting giant keyboard i'd bet james drake wins
>>218923003the consequences are that James Drake's Drakehouse plans are foiled
Is this going to be the shortest Cell challenge?
>yup, thats me.>you're probably wondering how i ended up in this situation
BASHIR PASSED THE RETARD SPEECH CHECKS PRAISE ALLAH OUR CHAMPION
the twins left? what happened?
>t-twins are going to win immunitytwins going to get shot
Begging the other three to let him win is a pussy move, 100% selfish move with zero entertainment value as a conclusion
Sex with Scott Sullivan MMA
Who won the cell in season 1?
>Bashir content cucks the room challengeLandon please fight this nigga to the death
if bashir has immunity JD is 100% going to shoot the twins
>>218923054they're sick and didn't want to be in the cell anymore after getting to the final three
>>218923057It's his best play
>i-it's over?
low key a good strat to CHA check while the wiggers sleep.
WHAT THE FUCK ANISSA LEFT????? WHY???????
>>218923054Bashir asked them nicely to leave
>season 3 cell had an e girl, an indian and a black schizophrenic whos questioning reality wrestle in piss with fish taped to their hands>seaosn 5 had a guy ask nicely to winGOOD JOB JET
It's a bad cast. The Cell won't even last 12 hours.
>>218923058>that bodyomg, is JD Scott Sullivan MMA's undercover apprentice?
>>218923054Bashir told them to leave
>>218923057they banned him from throwing them out
>>218923057>they can’t say no B-BECAUSE THEY JUST CANT OK!!!!!!!See how weak, pathetic and sad you sound?
BASHIR SHOULD HAVE NEVER COME BACKFUCKING BORING FAGGOT
>helltank cell: POOP PEE AHAHAHA!!!!>friendtank cell: Could you perhaps leave nicely so I may win the cell challenge?
>JET THOUGHT THE CELL WOULD LAST LONGER SO HE DOESN'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING
>>218923039ah my bad. but not my fault there's no whisper tax this season and blaring TTS
JD is going to win the challenge and eliminate the twins and people will never let Bashir live it down.
remember the blueberry challenge
>>218923059VANCEHe agreed to split the winnings with Letty and Josie I think.
>>218923077Imagine when Jet wakes up and the cell is fucking empty.They got mad at Bashir for pushing people out, then he just CHR checked them all out instead. Drake got fucked on.
>>218923084Yeah if they cuck him from talking them out too they can go fuck themselves.
Statistically winning the Cell means you’ll lose the overall show.
>>218923091Actual hell house had Shinji just give Tay the win for absolutely no reason. Most anticlimactic ending of all time.
>>218923102How is it not their own fault?
>>218923102Why is everyone so certain JD's winning the challenge?
Everything about this season is so ass. This shit is not fishtank.
>>218923059iirc vance, josie and letty agreed to split the money with vance exiting last
>waiting for Jet to go to sleep so you can get everyone to leave and Jet can't cuck your victoryBashir megamind moment
>>218923116>challenges don matta
>>218923073Time for Jet to have a plan 12 hours before he thought he would need to
>>218923116if it's a normal typing challenge and not big keyboard, he is going to win
bashir taking advantage of everyone being half asleep and manipulating them into leaving while the wiggers are asleep is a beast mode move
>>218923116IDK I saw the computer lab director stream and James Drake was easily faster than JD at typing
>>218923104real oldfags remember
Whoever stays in that room loses the show
>>218923059Letty, Josie and Vance agreed to split the money
>what do you mean you're all leaving we delayed the elimination a day for this
>>218923087I didn't imply that they couldn't, begging regardless of the outcome is just not a good end to the challenge
>>218923116It's a typing challenge and he's a faggot unity dev. It's a giant keyboard gimmick and he'll almost certainly have a hand tied behind his back though, so Bashir and Drake are most likely to win.
>>218923130>uhh actually the cell challenge didnt count because you left before I declared you the winner haha
>>218923116It’s a typing challenge and everyone other than Bashir types super slow and looks at the keyboard.
>Man who played high stakes speech check passing the fan favorite retards to win is not contentYou guys are fucking stupid
>>218923077I was watching that yesterday."Why were you collecting only blue balls?"
Landon can't leave, it'll be either him or the twins getting eliminated.
>>218923121It was never meant to be, this season is entirely made for getting rid of fishtank fans and replacing them with a mainstream audience, Bam’s a huge part of that.
I bet the director cam doesn't move after they all leave since the wiggers are obviously sleeping.
>>218923130>yeah, uh… I don’t know man, let’s just doordash some pizza
>>218923110there's only been 4 cells.
>>218923108i'm enjoying drake vs. bashir
>>218923059I think Josie, Letty, and Vance split the cell prize three ways
>>218923158It's almost certainly Anisa. The top three types don't like her.
I'm going to laugh so hard at you all when it isn't a typing challenge.
>>218923165Bashir has said to confessional his dream finale is him vs Drake so he will not vote him out
>>218923110It's like winning the car in Survivor.
Bashir is probably the only one that won't eliminate the twins
>hey can you just let me win?
>>218923111Shinji just misunderstood the rules beecause he barely spoke english lol.
the only contestant immune to Bashir's master level manipulation is James Drake, who is only able to resist because he views everyone in the house as subhumans.
>>218923176we already know they bought a giant keyboard Mints
>>218923154i like it a lot but paypigs are having a melty because there's not enough poop throwing
>>218923171Does JD know how much she hates him? She only shittalks him when he isn't around, and people don't care about her enough to have TTS snitch on her. I don't think JD would pick her, he'll 100% pick Landon or BingoBongo if he can't pick Bashir.
>>218923104made me laugh pretty hard
your reaction when james drake gets eliminated on thursday
>>218923116because he can type fastThey don't know it's a giant keyboard they will have to step on!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!I'M GOING INSANE!!!!
Why are everyone's stox down?
>>218922901>>218922927>>218922941>>218923103they're right, you know
Is JD still there? Not watching until he's gone
>>218923201he's probably gonna win if it's a giant keyboard
Bashir is like Jon if he was an actual good person and was actually religious
>>218923201Why would James Drake get eliminated you retarded frog?
>>218923188This, which is why Drake lost this HARD.He left early in order to conserve strength and try and get the whole tank against Bashir again (after spending the first half of the day egging him on to bitch at JD, Anissa and Landon for getting the computers removed), and now while he's sleeping Bashir is just speech checking all these faggots out of the room to win immunity and destroy his plan.
>>218923193He wanted to beat her with a folding chair yesterday. He's hates landon too but knows Landon is just her puppet.
>>218923206>stox don mattaactually its cause the paypigs liquidate for cell tts and sfx spam
>>218923208missed 1 >>218922980
Bashir probably has the best natural musk in the tank.
>>218923058no one is saying this
>Landon admitting the only reason he stayed in there was for AnisaThis faggot is so whipped man, god damn.
HOLD ME NOWI'M SIX FEET FROM THE EDGE AND I'M THINKING"MAYBE SIX FEET AIN'T SO FAR DOWN"
>You’re gonna let me win this cell and this whole show, it’s Allah’s will
Worst Cell ever?
Bashir winning through speech check is actually funny.
>>218923246worst season ever?
Just split the money between Bashir and the Twins and get ready for season 6.
>BASHIR JUST KILLED EVERYONE IN THE CELLJames Snake will be so mad
>>218923187Wrong. He said in the exit confessional that he left because the audience was bored.
>>218923246this ending is unironically kino
>>218923246Best cell ever. Drake got fucked on, Bashir won.
BASHIR W
>>218923219yeah I'm surprised bashir made it through. but maybe drake's plan of running around banging pots and pans wasn't so great after all
BASHIR WON
Inshallah
he actually speech checked everyone what the fuckdumb wiggers needed to give them something to do so they werent just sitting in piss for 6 hours listening to cringe TTS
How did Bashir manipulate everyone to leave like that?
lol just like that. this cast is weak af
BASHGODS
>went to bed after the third Elvis>started watching now>The Cell has already started and endedHow weak are these people, can I get a qrd?
>jet is going to wake up to find the cell emptyjet is going to wake up to find the cell empty>jet is going to wake up to find the cell empty
>>218923246That’s S4
Bashir left the cell before his win was confirmedNO ONE WINSFUCK YOU NO ONE IS IMMUNEMAKE THE CALL JET
wiggers wont wake up for a couple hours though
>>218923160Nice call lol
>bashir left and forfeited his immunitywhat a retard
So James and Bashir will eliminating JD if they win? And JD will probably go for Bingbong or Anisa?
it's a good cast
>lets leave before they make us do a challenge....THIS SHOW SUCKS!!!! GOOOOOOD JOB JET!!!!!!
>>218923218bashir is officially immune. none of the girls have a chance at winning except the twins and all the guys will pussy out and eliminate the biggest physical threat
unironically glad i was awake for that. bravo bashir
>>218923274They were all retarded pussies. Drake was his only real competition, and Drake bitched out instantly to go try and bait Bashir out instead.After Bashir dragged JD out, it was already over.
MAYBE SIX FEET AIN'T SO FAR DOWN
this shit is not fishtank, this season is not canon at all
>Bashir left before getting declared winner
>>218923282>>218923287That’s not how it works retards
post YFW emma and the others react to hearing bashir won immunity tomorrow
>Gets eliminated>Wins The Cell anywaysKneel you infidel fucking shits
>You’re in my cell now, jelly boy
>When your grand plan of taking a vacation from doing stuff backfires less than 12 hours in
>director cam still on Junglethey are all asleep lol
all before morning prayer
If Bashir wins this season, I might have to convert to Islam
>>218923278the cell was only for immunity, no cash prize so obviously the stakes were much lower
that's crazy just a few hours ago it looked like 100% bashir was leaving the cell
CHADshir? My heroJames SNAKE? Irrelevant and forgotten
>what's going on LandonGet fucked on JD.
>>218923246Probably second best after S03. Worst was S04 (peepee funny xD)
>>218923306the rules don't matter anywayJet should punish Bashir for winning in the gayest way he possibly could
>>218923306they did the exact bit in a previous season
>>218923298she ruined any chance of people simping for her by aligning herself with JDimagine being that fucking stupid, all she had to do was be a whore and do anything but align with JD, and she would have gotten tons of simps buying her onlyfans, but now its completely over
>JET WILL WAKE UP SEEING AN EMPTY CELLJET WILL WAKE UP SEEING AN EMPTY CELL>JET WILL WAKE UP SEEING AN EMPTY CELLJET WILL WAKE UP SEEING AN EMPTY CELL>JET WILL WAKE UP SEEING AN EMPTY CELLKNEEL TO BASHIR
Bashir is so fucked lmao, the entire house is against him
Why is bashir making trannies seethe?
>every single wigger is asleep.>not a single person on production thought it might be a good idea to have someone monitor the cell
>allah is real
>>218923334he has immunity thoughbeit
I predicted Bashir would win.Every minute after 11 hours is a minute they have exactly zero staff watching their own 24/7 reality show. Most 24/7 operations have figured out that you need to work in shifts.
>>218923334Been that way for over a week now
>Drake wakes up and all his hopes and dreams are deadGet fucked on, snake.
>>218923328Sam would've freaked like he did on TJ in the cell for ruining his hair cutting bit.
wtf happened i came back and it's empty
>>218923340>Bashir waited until the wiggers were asleep to make his move to winlmao
>>218923323very satisfying outcome
Went for a walk this evening and realised I’ll always be alone.
>>218923257duh, because hedidn't want to admit that it's even less anticlimactic. In the moment he was upset that he lost because he thought the challenge ended when it didn't.
>>218923340it's only season 5
>JAMES SNAKE LOSTAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>218923352Bashir charisma rolled Anissa, the twins, and Landon out in 10 minutes
>>218923308
are you ready to have a viberepair firendtank day after the worst cell in fishtank history?
>>218923160>>218923332>>218923340>>218923353i mean its pretty par for the course
>Season 3 winner is an overtly black gay guy who runs a tutoring scam business>Season 5 winner is a smooth talking white muslim
>gets eliminated >plot armored back into the house immediately>"just let me win the cell bro I need this">"okay you're right" kek how does he do it? Is allah actually real and guiding him? Bashir is going to win the whole show
>>218923338Unironically because he's a man of principle and they can't fathom that.
i missed it, how did it end
Uhhh Anissa leaving?
>director cam on an empty cell for the next 3 hours at leastwakey wakey production
his plans are crumbling
>elaborate plan to leave so everyone else in the cell will turn against bashir>he just convinces everyone to leave and wins immunityDrakebros.... we've been outplayed.
>>218923368>Season 5 winner was the first eliminated
Cry but the wiggers did this. They stopped him from yeeting people out the door because they wanted strategy. Well they fucking got it lol
>>218923356Do you wanna be my online gf?
>>218923374eliminate Bashir for his cell bullshit
>>218923314bright and early too, Jet has a whole day of content to plan RIGHT NOWI wonder how much sleep he got
>>218923374talk no justsu
>>218923353He knew they would instantly try and stop him when he speech checked the retards.James Snake fucked the entire cell up with his gay little "I'm going to leave and try and bait them out by bashing pots and pans". Could've been a great Drake vs Bashir final 2 challenge, instead he walked away from the conflict to go bitch like a woman and try and get Bashir out.
This is exactly how Spain and Iran fell to Islam. White people are so naive.
>>218923298women are so cute I wish they weren't evil twisted creatures
>JET, I NEED YOU TO STOP LETTING THE MUSLIM PROVE THAT ALLAH IS REAL
i really hope bashir wins the whole show now
>>218923345Shifts are fucking gay dudeEar Out
>>218923379is that seth?
>>218923352RIGHT?! Just 11 hours is incredibly disappointing.
They really couldn't get one of the wiggers to stay up for the one day of the season that actually does run 24/7 and makes them a ton of money?
No more Halo 3 shook are boy Drake
>>218923370>Is allah actually real and guiding him?Yes but it's a demon granting him powers of deception and a silver tongue.
>>218923383they should have specified that the strategy needs to include piss por poop
Why did James Drake self sabotage like that?
Alhamdulillah good is good. Bashir has been my favourite since day 1 and you niggers doubt him. Kneel to your Muslim King.
>>218923395He really does deserve to win, he never deserved to get kicked in the first place. He's the primary content source in the house, fucking with the plants, fucking with mints twice, and now raping the cell.
>>218923358What the fuck are you talking about? He literally said to Tayleigh "I choose to leave". Did you even watch S2 or just the episodes? Shinji constantly said he was doing things for the audience and was telling other contestants to think about the audience. He knew that audience favour would carry him forward.
JAMES ZYZZAMESZYZZ
Why dont they just vote Simbal out?Are they fucking stupid?
>>218923409bashir has never lied once
>JAMES SNAKE LOST>EMMA LOST>JET LOST>WIGGERS LOST>ALLAH WON>BASHIR WON>JUSTICE WON
Are you guys being ironic, or are there actually Musshits in this thread trying to shill their dogshit religion?
hated bashir at the beginning, warmed up. >>218923334if they continue letting contestants eliminate each other more than twice, we're in for a very boring final 4
bashir simply asking the twins to leave and them doing it is so crazy
We need Cell 2, this ridiculous. Get them all in the computer room.
>>218923391No I'm pretty sure its because a shit ton of brown people with swords invaded their country
>>218923420Didn’t he say the Aisha story isn’t true?
>>218923419he has immunity from the candy challenge
>>218923334Bashir won the candy challenge retard
>>218923340Mints is awake he just doesn't know what to do.
>>218923414>good is goodCorrect
Tick tock.
>>218923374Anisa walked out, Bashir commanded the twins and Landon to leave and they immediately did
>>218923415also his mere presence immediately makes all the women seethe
>>218923420If you think that then his powers are working on you because you're weak minded.
Who’s snoring
>>218923424he played the entire cast give him respect
He just underestimated Bashir’s power level. He won’t make that mistake next time
>>218923412He didn't think Bashir would win, because he's retarded. I wish Bashir would kill him for it, but he won't. He'll kill JD instead to try and get popular in the house again, but he'll be on the chopping block every single elimination until he kills Emma and Drake.
bashir winning fighting against the whole house feels like vindication for cole in some weird way
>>218923426Bongo seemed happy enough to have made top 3. Bingo was crashing out pretty hard 2-3 hours ago about having to stay since she’s sick.
>>218923439bashir talked to anissa too
>Panic run The Cell >It ends in under 12 hours I am only watching to see Jet fail and I am being fed very well
The wiggers are going to wake up, see the cell empty, panic and declare it doesnt count because Bashir walked out, then Bashir and James Drake are going to quit because the rule dont matta
>>218923424There are holy men. As a Christian I respect the holy man.
Unironically converting to Islam now
>cell ended by 11th hour>clock is still recording minutes
Never believe a muslimthey're always lying and manipulatingit's a part of their religion
>>218922943bashir the goat fucker
>>218923466Retard lol
>>218923456It's only vindication if he's hated by production as well, which he isn't because Jet begged him to come back.
what was james drake's plan for the cell anyway? who did he want to win?
>Landon checking his stox after every move he makesStarting to sour on this nigga
>>218923437Achievable natty?
>>218923410Piss and poop just isn't that funny. It arguably should never have started. S01 "explored" the concept enough.
>>218923437>Barrel chested tubbyIt never even began for JD
>>218923416ok revisionist.
>>218923465if they passionately kissed right before leaving i would kneel and apologize to jet
>>218923456I see it. Bashir is the same breed of weirdo, I want him to take it to final 3 and then actively choose the twins or landon to win, because he doesn't care about the money.
>>218923482drakes plans are always so convoluted we never even know
>literally everyone asleep in the house
Ok - What the fuck is Jet's problem?
why the fuck would Anissa agree to give up immunity when she would very likely be targeted by JD who has a good chance to win the typing challenge
>>218923471>This post was brought to you by
>>218923466Worshipping false idols and demons doesn't make you holy, in fact it makes you unholy.
all according to keikaku
shittiest cell challenge by a long shot, but don't they usually do two cell challenges per season?
>>218923507giant keyboard
>>218923482He didn't really care who won, his plan was to snake Bashir again and get him out. Instead, Bashir pulled JD's leg out (didn't count), JD walked because he was stupid, and then Bashir just took a nap and got all the other fish to walk by talking to them because production told him he couldn't get physical anymore.
>>218923344production should reveal its actually immunity against staying in fishtank and send that cryptokike home
>>218923456Cole was a whiny faggot who walked out after a week despite being the most coddled fish in history. Bashir is an actual player
>>218923466Ten Commandments say worshipping false idols is bad.
>Director still on empty cellNight shift well asleep I guess, slept wiggers
i couldn't be in the fishtank cus i fart too much when i wake up in the morning
>>218923507bashir is a charisma god
>>218923506Elevated above his station in life and in way over his head. He should be cleaning out urinals at a Walmart, not running a million dollar reality show.
>>218923482>Leave and get everyone on his good side because he's protecting the luggage from Beth>This leaves Bashir as the biggest threat to force everyone out of the cell and make enemiesThen he didn't account for the possibility of Bashir actually winning the cell
>>218923492Cool, you watched it but didn't pay attention. Everything I said is still true. Shinji leaving because he didn't understand the rules is entirely headcanon retard.
>>218923432Not if i can rape him first
>>218923511Somebody already mentioned to him what if Christ is lord and he said “if Christ is lord he will most likely see that I was mistaken and forgive me” face it. You hate the man for not being a degenerate nigger like you.
>>218923395It would be one of the best "arcs" ever on fishtank. Being shot, resurrected, only to win it all. Already one of the most memorable contestants.
>>218923525Go back to the jimmycord.
>since everyone walked out of the cell before we could confirm the winner, no one gets immunity
Bashir is already rich from his parents. Landon should win since the $50k would buy so many doordashed cheese fries.
inb4 the wiggers wake up tomorrow and act like nobody won because they didn't see it happen
>>218923353Gotta admit he's a clever little rascal. Why are wiggers so incompetent? Why didn't they once think about working in shifts? Fuck sakes.
>>218923507JD is going to be amputated, he has very little chance of winning.Bashir or Drake should win, very unlikely anyone else does.
DRACONIAN LONGHOUSE: Jame's Drake - Emma - AnissaNEUTRAL AUTISTS: Landon - TwinsMUSLIM RONIN: BashirGAY: JD>Landon and the Twins will be manipulated by the Draconian Longhouse if Bashir is eliminated. >It's in Bashir and JD's best interest to form an alliance against the Draconian Longhouse as both are the main targets of the house.like it or not, JD and Bashir both need to survive to save the show.
gm niggas
>B-but you were shot
>ok so we have a 24/7 reality show, the first thing we should do is organise a team such that there is always somebody monitoring the house and everyone is as well rested as possible
>>218923517usually at least 2 or 3 refuse to leave to the point that they'd probably die in there and have to be pushed out by challenges
Anything that’s not these two for final two is gay as shit. I don’t care if wiggers need to rig for it. I need my Cole vs Brian, Freddy vs Dwench, light vs darkness Kino
>>218923558
Called it. Bashir winning was inevitable he has an iron will.
>>218923556Landon is fully Anissa’s golem at this point. She learned of his mommy fetish and is manipulating him.
bashir vs james drake is like cole vs brian if it was between two cool people instead of two losers
>>218923549"We weren't recording"
>>218923545This i the only way for the result to be entertaining.
>>218923552y'all niggas watching an empty roomalso this is why there should be a cash prize for the cell, it keeps people in the cell
>>218923556Landon is fully under Anissa's witch spell
>>218923556Honestly, I think Bashir just hates JD too much after that gay corner camping shit he did. If he was smart he'd kill Emma, hopefully TTS can convince him of that before he gets the gun.
>>218923542>“if Christ is lord he will most likely see that I was mistaken and forgive me”this is more insulting to Christians than saying "I hate Christ".You don't understand it because you're not a Christian.
>>218923573Many are saying this!
>>218923549Jet loves Bashir and was talking about trying to find ways to rig it for him. He's going to be thrilled
>>218923558Jet doesn't like Frank. It's the onlyfans whores show without Sam
>>218923568Final two will be Landon and the Twins with the final challenge being a Zagnut eating competition.
It's time to get VANCE in to save the showGET HIM UPSTAIRS GET HIM DROPPING VANCEPILLS LET'S DO THIS
>>218923442beth
>>218923568This. I don't care about the retards, I don't care about the faggot or the poop eater, I want Drake to try his hardest to get Bashir out while Bashir purely wants to final 2 him for honor, and for Bashir to prevail.
>Cole vs Brian but actually goodI kneel
>>218923568hmm. haven't considered them as final 2 but i think you might be on to something
>>218923556JD is a liability
The elimination sink is still in play, don't celebrate too soon
>>218923590I am a Christian. Christ teaches to love one other and be respectful. The man hasn’t once harmed anyone and yeah he man handled JD last night but nothing harmful was done to him. Even Jesus loves football ya stupid faggot!
too much galaxy gas in the basement tonight. All the wiggers are out cold down there
Cell winner has never won the season Common Bashir L
>>218923429>I'm pretty sureEvery victory by Islam came from whites not acknowledging the threat they posed. Most Gothic lords in Spain submitted instead of fighting. Iran submitted again in the 70s by convincing libtard hippie women to align with Islam against the monarchy. Byzantine Rome fell slowly to compromise and the west seeing them as a bigger threat than Islam.
>>218923587Best moment in fishtank history. What moment can top this?
>>218923558>>218923570Will Frank ever accept the fact that Jet fucking hates him?
>eliminations don't actually matter>but please stay in this torture room for immunity
>>218923583Bashir was just mad he got punked out by Anissa but he couldn't start assaulting her again so went for JD
>>218923627TJ winning
I’ve worked it out - Sam>Looks down on everyone but is also very confident in himself, fucks with people for fun, has a good sense of humour about it but is prone to sperg outsJet>Looks down on everyone (delusional), lacks confidence deep down and uses bits to make himself look better and to punch down on peopleBen>Genuine sociopath, full of hatred and disgust. Revels in lying and seeing people hurt>MintsFtM slampig
did a kiwi farmer break into the house and murder all the wiggers? How is there not one production member monitoring?
>>218923328yup. make Bashir eat pork while drawing the prophet Muhammed or he's eliminated
>>218923631stay in the cell because fans want you to
>>218923621Another e-larping Christian who doesn't even grasp the basic tenet of treating others with respect. I bet this is a Kiwifarms user too, these types are a dime a dozen.
>constant rigging for the muslim to win>bring in a literal shit eating of whoreIt's a saudi show
>Beth gets amputated>JD wins typing>eliminated Bashir>Bashir returns later that day
>>218923647ear out
>>218923621>All you have to do to get in to heaven is live laugh lovewhat level of Protestantism is this?
Its so based when you think about the fact that Bashir literally was eliminated and then jet rigged it so he came back and now he won the cell. Like they literally rigged the show so Bashir will male final three if not win the whole show. Thats so based.
>>218923637I didn't care that much at that point. I didn't like TJ, Shinji, or Tayleigh that much.
List of Who would be shot if given bullet with Bashir having immunity Drake > Bashir (unknown 2nd choice)Bashir > JD (Confirmed to Landon)JD > Most likely Anissa, low chance Landon due to egged Emma > Bashir or JD Landon > JDAnissa > JDTwins > JD JD is likely the most likely pick to go unless he wins the challenge himself which is likely, but then again could have only 1 hand for the typing challenge.
>>218923662How are you crying this hard about the only fish competing with honor?
>>218923627when landon ate a strawberry
>>218923625this cell is different because it was for immunity and not money
>>218923654
>>218923662Vicky rigged it for Bashir by leaving the same night.If she waited a day, Bashir wouldn't have returned
>>218923652>sports shouldn’t exist!>men should never compete for fun!>everything is soi!!!!!!!!!Matthew 10:34-36, Jesus states, "I did not come to bring peace, but a sword,"
We're gonna need more vibe repairs. Scott Sullivan workouts today?
Up next: The Pee Your Pants Challenge
>>218923646>Genuine sociopath, full of hatred and disgust. Revels in lying and seeing people hurt
>>218923583removing the other main target would just make the target on his back bigger, so I'd hope he's smart enough to avoid that. Emma dumped water on him and was antagonistic in the cell, so it'd be a sensible move.>>218923572>>218923578he was at least able to talk to Landon and convince him to leave the cell>>218923615yeah, after Bashir exposed his humiliating chest, he might resent him. but it would be in JD's best interest as well to take out others first.
>>218923666JD is a faggot so he would absolutely shoot the twins, he knows he'd never get the bullet again and it would fuck up the show horribly.
>>218923627the blueberry challenge
>>218923666Nigga it isn't going to be a typing challenge
>>218923647Jet overdosed
Vicky and Emma stayed in the Jungle Room longer than the cell challenge lol
if this show is evil and run by evil people, then what does it say about islam if muslim god pull the strings so his follower keeps winning is islam religion of satan? or muslim god exist and is good?
>>218923626Whites are cucked losers, we know
twins are kinda checking out
>>218923680That's what I been thinking
>>218923681>Jesus gave me the go ahead to act like a beligerant faggot on the internet and insult peopleShoo, e-larper
>sorry guys we were asleep so we didnt see who won haha, can you do the cell again?
>>218923669I said it was based. Learn to read you fucking idiot.
Wasn't Bashir saying shit like he'd be the first out of the cell since he couldn't pray at the beginning?Another fucking LIE from KING LIAR SNAKE
>>218923627
What was James' plan anyway? Walking out on his own then seeing him ally with Emma and Beth to try to get Bashir out was some weak shit. Not huge on Bashir but kudos to him for winning that thing when it was pretty much him vs everyone.
>>218923659Matthew 22:39
>>218923698damn that's actually true lol
lion of damascus
Do you think the twins ever took ballet lessons?
>>218923568this will never happen. james drake has cemented himself as a solid ally of the longhouse and they hate bashir. one is going to have to knock out the other
>>218923680Sick. Vicky is awesome, major Vicky W for that
>>218923723he made everyone leave an hour before morning prayer
Why would JD go on Fishtank with a chest that looks like that?
>Everyone seething at the muslim constantly>He just keeps winninglmao
>>218923712Never claimed to be perfect, ya silly faggot!
>>218923371been saying this since day 1
>>218923680We're 6 seasons in and you still haven't figured out how this works? Jet would have just made up a different excuse for why his mancrush gets to come back.
>kills the season
>>218923726That was his entire goal, pointing the women back at Bashir. Drake was literally trying to get everyone to hate him earlier by winding him up about the computer room so he would get upset at JD, Anissa and Landon.He's a faggot snake who lost hard by walking out.
>>218923607>Failed Normalfag Vs. Lone Autist>Social Chad Vs. Lone Muslimit's like poetry, it rhymes.
>>218923659I think what it really comes down to is:If Jesus came back today to take over with overwhelming power, which people would be ok with that, and which people would have a problem with that? Believe it or not, most people on earth would have a problem with it.
>James Snake thought his strategy had 10% chance of failing
I don’t care who wins, I just want to see that faggot JD suffer
>>218923764They should have Greg’d the midget Elvis.
day 10 was eggcellentget it? eggs?
>>218923735Bashir wants them to be final 2 so he won't knock out DrakeDrake will 100% knock out Bashir the first chance he gets because he's the strongest competitor
How did the Computer room get destroyed again?
>>218923700Just naive due to the same neotonous adaptations that cause blonde hair, blue eyes and long childhoods + adaptability and high IQ. R1a original Aryans have to fight all the wars for them.
>>218923621>>218923747James 1:26Ephesians 4:29
i think even beyond the immunity, bashir also needed to prove to the audience and production that he was in it to win it now and he did that in a big way by winning the cell with everyone against him
POOP GATE IS REALHow do we know that other fish werent told to ‘let him win’? Theyve done it once they could do it again.
>>218923791JD shouted out Claire in an Xbox message. Then Jet said>yea the xbox room is gay, you guys were right
>>218923791eggs and glass and shit
So who do you guys think will win?
is bashir a bashar al-assad or ahmed al-sharaa guy?
>>218923727You do understand that a "neighbor" in those times were a person with the same fate and genetic background as you right?In fact the quote is from the tribe of Israel, meaning all their neighbors were extended family.
>>218923791JD shouted out Ellie and Claire so Jet sent Landon and Anissa to egg him and JD broke the coffee mug in retaliation getting glass everywhere.
>>218923786It's such a shame, production needs to just fucking step in and rig the whole thing for Bashir at this point because he's facing overwhelming odds. The second Bashir goes the season is over for me, I just can't care about which autist gets more fans from acting retarded. Man of honor vs the ultimate snake is the finale everyone with a brain wants.
typing challenge when?
>>218923626>Iran submitted again in the 70s by convincing libtard hippie women to align with Islam against the monarchySuch a retarded understanding of what happened that I'm not even gonna bother
>>218923805y-yo!
>>218923813bashir i guess
has typing challenge been moved to thursday?
>>218923793>james>ephesiansOh cool nothing from the gospels and not said by Jesus himselfDisregard
>>218923770Thanks. And wow, really big retard move on James' part. Seeing James doing that fake pots and pans banging with Emma and Beth was so fucking embarrassing to watch. I just wish I could stay awake enough to see James, Emma, and Beth's reactions to finding out that Bashir won the whole thing.
>>218923154i think it was played incredibly well by a guy with a very obvious target on his back bashir is cashing in on this and now im in his corner till the end for him. insanely impressive display of str and cha to win the cell in record time
>expect to wake up to piss and shit covered contestants>everyone is showered and rested
>>218923813That depends. If there is actually a God, it will be Bashir
>>218923816bashir's grandfather has some connection with the assad government iirc https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad_al-Imadi
>>218923825It was meant to be tomorrow, but with the cell ending so fast they'll probably move it back to today. Unless they actually fucked up with the keyboard and it's not coming until tomorrow.
>>218923805Vance flinching is funny
>>218922923Show me your face when Frank slips on the basement steps and dies before entering the main house.
>>218923246Season 2 was.
Bashir is the seasons josie. Those in tune will know he will win. The writing is on the wall. Its not like a tj or burt where its harder to see. Its going to be so funny when Bashir wins though, i hope its against the twins so there is lots of arguing. If bash wins against like James or sowmthing its not going to feel great, james is a dud and does not deserve to stay on the show much longer. Bash beating the twins and them going home losers to sicko perverts that want them to stream is going to be the best end to a fishtnak season ever.
>>218923828It's objective documented history.
I just actually hate JD, he just is the worst vibe human possible.Kind of impressive.If he was actually gay he'd probably be significantly less hateable.
>>218923842James woke up, got out of bed, and then realised there was nothing he could do and he had already completely lost and went back to bed. Funniest shit I've ever seen.
Did people really want the cell to last 2 days in a 30 day season?
I was here when jet announced fishtank and I thought it was going to flop
>>218923813>Has the endorsement of Scott "MMA" Sullivan>Had the best audience seduction>Punched prisoner #15>Smacks the shit out of Jobe>Game. Game. Game.>Made Alex and Connor kneel to him>Won the cell and mogged Burt>beat Burt in arm wrestling>All the Woman and Sneed say he smells really good>Binx likes him>Everyone afraid to vote him off>Mizzy is being Tsundere to him>Has immunity>Mogs Ian>outlifts (You)>Sam's lifting buddyBig Sex Symbal baby!I BELIEVE THAT HE WILL WIN>I BELIEVE THAT HE WILL WINI BELIEVE THAT HE WILL WIN>I BELIEVE THAT HE WILL WIN
>cell timer still running
cooling down on James, he gave up the cell thinking Bashir will lose
barring any major shakeups in the social order of the house, bashir pretty much has to win every immunity challenge for the rest of the show if he doesn't want to get eliminated lol
I feel bad for jd maybe id act like him if my chest was deformed
>>218923813Most to least likely>Twins>Landon>Emma>Bashir>James Drake>JD>Anissa
>>218923819The Parable of the Good Samaritan (Luke 10:25-37) is a famous story told by Jesus about a Samaritan who helps an injured Jewish traveler after a priest and Levite pass him by. It teaches that a "neighbor" is anyone in need, regardless of background, emphasizing compassion, mercy, and action over religious, ethnic, or social barriers.
>>218923847interesting thanks.
>>218923841This is the tactic e-larpers are taking now? Just pick and choose their own bible verses and throw out the rest? An even worse performative larp than Sam
>>218923852
>>218923746>wiggers just keep rigging
>>218923813bashir or james drake people actually playing the game is the good ending. landon or twins is the bad paypig ending.
>>218923824He's already gone, the house unanimously wanted him out. They can have him back and paint him like the Joker and have him beat women as a freeloader.
>>218923869Retards always want the poop cell, and they hate it when a guy actually plays to fucking win. Bashir took out the biggest threat, which was JD, and then killed the rest of them because they're morons.
>>218923819That’s interesting because I remember Jesus helping non-jews in the BibleMatthew 15:21-28Now go actually read your Bible
Twins are a mix of Burt and Josie
>>218923875people flip and flop endlessly, JD and Anissa are buddies only 12 hours after the egg incident
bashir beats james bashir beats mcpoyle sisters bash and landon have an honor duel Admit it your Season 5 has hope.
>>218923881>Just pick and choose their own bible verses and throw out the rest?That's just Protestantism.
People shit on James Drake but the Twins literally left the cell as the final three just because Bashir asked them to.
>>218923870turns out you were right, just a little early
How the fuck is the cell over already? I went to bed at the second ball brothers thing.
>>218923813bashir is the only one actually playing a game, the only one who deserves it
Jet is getting owned a lot this season.I like it.
>>218923813Twins Jet will rig it for them.
>>218923881Gospels follow Jesus’ actual story and what he said. That’s my main focus
>>218923865lmao what a turd, James was crazy to underestimate Bashir. Again, I can't help but give huge props to Bashir for that cell challenge. Not only was it Bashir vs Everyone, but he was also responsible for getting everyone out except for Emma.
It’s all as it was written.LISAN AL GAIB
>>218923903I don't think Bashir will beat James. I'm hoping for someone else to take him out, it would be the funniest shit if Emma shot him.
>>218923819Israel had 12 tribes.
>>218923910twins don't think they are at risk of elimination
rest well warrior
>>218923190THISHonestly what I hate most about the show are the poo poo pee pee fans.
Sleep tight prince
LMAO
james is maybe the dumbest person ever on the show, i didn't get what jet was saying at first bigging him up but i see the vision. he's so, so retarded, you can get him to be worried about anything
>>218923928They’ve been told that being the fan favorite means something and that the rules don’t apply to them.
>Killed him once and he just got betterHow is anyone supposed to compete
>>218923920Matthew 15:10-11
Anisa is Bashirs kryptonite, why did she leave the cell?
The Cell is already over? How? Less than 24 hours? Fucking weak
new girl stole Bashir's quilt so now he's gotta use a mattress kek
>>218923923>Mashallah Y’all
>>218923570
Bashirbrawler hereI am ready to receive the Shahada!
>>218923922>but he was also responsible for getting everyone out except for Emma.True. I forgot that he pressed Drake about his snake bullshit where he said he'd leave if Beth did and then Drake wanted Bashir to leave instead to 'help him out'.
>>218923910they only stayed that long because bongo was too tired to exit her goron position
>>218923764Golden Elvis made the call
I get people want to molest and rape the retarded ugly inbred twins but hinestly what do they do? Josie actually would win challenges the mcpoyle sisters are just retards. Like is it just wholesome chungus stuff that people like about them or that they want to molest them? I honestly dont think they should win, they dont play the game imjuskiddin No but seriously those retarded greaseballs do as much as emma and anisa do. Total nontent. If this show didnt have a weird pedo coded audience the twins would be teased and already have had some retard freak out.
>>218923366What was bad about this cell?
>>218923945>being the fan favorite means something and that the rules don’t apply to themthis has been true for every other season
>>218923878They're in the same community and not hostile or they wouldn't get exposed to a Samaritan on the road. Your neighbour is someone around you not some sandnigger on the other side of the world who wants to destroy everything you love.
>>218923918final challenge is the be ugly and babble incomprehensibly challenge (only thing they can win)
>>218923568James Drake said he would reveal what was whispered here, that got him to calm down, but did he ever reveal it?
>>218923946pretty easy when JD was the only guy who put up any resistance whatsoever
>>218923914bashir managed to convince anissa to leave and the rest of the dominos followed
I literally just tuned in and its already over.Qrd on why everyone left?
>>218923843especially because he would have won physically until they said "you can't win physically". then he still won.
Is 11 hours the shortest Cell? I don’t remember S4s very well other than Freddy dumping piss and Drench winning through a technicality.
>>218923691lol, ben fully admitted to abusing his family dog every day when he was a kid on season 3 to the point of breaking its ribs. dude's a serial killer in the making.
>>218923947I already told you never claimed I was sinless ya stupid faggot! KekRegardless Jesus didn’t accept faggots so I’m not completely wrong for calling you one keeek
>>218923946SHOULDA BEEN DEAD ON A SUNDAY MORNIN
>>218923979talk no jutsu
>>218923964trvke
>hindu>muslimobviously the person to cast next season is a Hasidic jew.
>>218923972I'm pretty sure it was Bashir's whole "I feel bad for coming back I want to get eliminated in a funny way by writing production a letter" thing. Hope Bashir is playing to win now.
>>218923946final two with him and James Drake would be so gold because of how pissed Drake would be that he's against someone who was supposed to be eliminated.
>>218923950he must've somehow convinced her she wasn't at risk of being eliminated, sfx was blaring when it happened so we don't know what he said to her
>Doubting James ‘James Drake’ Drake because of one little slip up callBashir is just another mountain our hero will have to climb and conquer bros. He’s got this
>>218923587The absolute height of magic. I didn't even perceive it as Fishtank in that moment, but of something much greater.
time to admit that we need sam
I went to sleep LITERALLY 2 hours ago what the fuck happened.
>>218923942>>218923937>>218923932wtf is he doing I just checked cams and it's real
>>218923662Bashir will continue winning and you will continue being mad about it
>>218924001Anisa told Landon she was done and left before Bashir even made his play
>>218923121Just say you want a 1:1 recreation of S02.
>>218923986i remember that story
>>218923964The true part is they should be bullied more, they're adults and can take it.
>>218924000Drake worked so hard to get him out on that first elimination, Bashir just dodging bullets the rest of the season and then killing him would actually make him flip the fuck out. Bashir already wants the Drake vs Bashir final 2 pistols at dawn ending, it's just a matter of getting everyone else out.
>>218923965not enough poop and pee and balls for the low attention span viewers
>>218923987You're already rejecting verses from your own bible. You're not a christian, you're a straight up larper. Get back to kiwifarms, faggot.
>>218924003James Drake will be eliminated by JD after the typing challenge and will be dead before he leaves the driveway
>>218923841It's ok. The early church did the work of spreading the gospels and epistles far and wide simply by being interested in them, reading them, and copying them. Any forgery of them can be easily pointed out as it will differ from the zillions of other copies. James and Paul were picked as apostles by Jesus Himself. The other original apostles were in agreement with Paul and even recognized what a great gift he had.
>>218924006Jet getting helplessly owned by the fish because he exudes 0 authority is infinitely funnier than Sam being loud and intimidating the girls.
>>218924012I am not mad about it. Maybe I wrote the post wrong or there are two retards who cant read well in this thread. I said it was based i find it funny. Learn to fucking read you absolute fucking dipshit retard. I wanted bash to win.
>>218924013Wrong. Bashir talked to her first, convinced her to leave, and THEN went after Landon.
>>218923964>Josie actually would win challengesEvery s1 challenge was judged by a twitter poll that voted her no matter what
>>218923965>no tension>no challenges>nobody talking>production asleep for half of itnobody fought for the win because nobody takes immunity seriously anyway because they all know production dosnt care about it either. Everyone just left out of boredom.landons last words beofre leaving was "lets get out of here before they make us do a challenge or something...."
>>218923577>also this is why there should be a cash prize for the cell, it keeps people in the cellthis, all it took to talk landon out of stayin in was "no one is going to pick you bro (probably)" and he wasn't even tired. bashir is gassed looks like fever has what jd gave the twins. if landon stood his ground bashir wouldnt have lasted another hour, landon could have went till dark
Are the kick faggots still watching an empty cell
>>218924013nah he was talking with her in the corner before that, unknown if that was consequential in getting her to leave as it happened after
>>218923966Gee I wonder if there's something different about this season
>>218924013Bashir and Anissa were chatting in the corner for a bit first. Anissa didn't get a wink of sleep and was covered in urine and whatever else. I'm guessing Bashir worked his Muslim Magic™ on her to convince her she was safe should he win, and then she told Landon then walked.
>>218923964their bit is played out and it's time for them to go home
>>218924033>Backtracking after getting BTFOEvery time.
>>218924017they cry and have mental breakdowns every day without anyone even doing anything
>>218924033not either of those people i assumed u were ESL or retarded but that original post did reek of sarcasm.
the money and store bit completely flopped too because they just bring them pizza every night anyway. Jet proved he can't run a season by himself. I wish Sam cared enough about fishtank to come home and take the reigns over the lesser wiggers
I want to make a kiwi farms account to talk about fishtank but if I talk negatively about the twins or any female fish I'll be instantly dogpiled.
QRD on Emma's boyfriend?
>>218924029>Fat Cat faggot JD making a logical call on taking out legitimate competition rather than Anissa or Landon because he’s a bitch C’mon now
Bashir is like Jon from season 1 but more eloquent, competent and likeable.Same chaotic energy but way more potential to actually put it to use.
>>218924045all roads lead to Tai
how the fuck does Landon not react to tickling??dude really is a replicant
>>218924040So? The retard inbred twins dont do anything. They suck, i want them bullied by tts more too they get coddled. If they are not retarded enough to be on the show then they deserve mean tts like everyone else gets. Sick of literal chungus retards getting on the show and given special ed treatment
>>218923964i agree that people who want to molest the twins are pedo coded, but i just think that they're entertaining to watch, a quality emma and anissa lack. i also agree that they have so far been nontent in relation to the competition. production needs to set up a challenge that will cause conflict between them and the other fish.
>uuuhh hey Jet man why aren't you calling
>>218924068He's a dead jew
>>218924067i got permabanned from kiwifarms for saying it was gay for everyone to suck off Null like a god
>>218922923>Bashir wonFUUUUUUUUUUUUCKEmma is gone, isnt she
>>218923821Requesting the text chain from Jet where he says that he's borderline predatory for getting an 18yo girl.
>>218924045 Immunity was a dogshit incentive. THEY NEED TO FUCKING PAY THEM FOR THE CHALLENGES
>>218923968ok
>>218924067>I want to make a kiwi farms accountHow gay and retarded are you to openly admit this on 4chan?>wants to shittalk the twins and the girlsvery gay and retarded, I assume
>>218924052>I wonder if there's something different about this seasonJet already gave up on no rigging.>muh fair and non subjective challengeshe is giving JD an amputation for the typing challenge.
>>218924076I agree the twins suck, but josie didnt actually win shit but twitter polls. Josie just didnt have a mental breakdown every day
Landon is unironically the only one who deserves to win.
>>218924090if only
>>218924090>Emma is gone, isnt sheNo, he's killing JD. If he was smart he'd kill Emma, she's the biggest fucking issue and JD is a lightning rod for hate.
>>218924082>chat begging for Frank constantly>show is boring as fuck>admit you're upset with how boring the show is>bring on a onlyfans whore no one cares about insteadJet is a mastermind
>>218924101Why?
>Bashir cowardly killed by the golem>Resurrected shortly after as God’s will commanded>Holy warrior using words not violence to win the cellPost yfw Bashir is literally the second coming
i just woke upwtf the cell is already over? what happened?
>>218924064Because they're suffering artists, you wouldn't get it. They get over it in 5 seconds while Emma cries more over actually nothing.
Life is _____?
>>218924101define "deserves to win" for the audience please
>>218924027>you can’t sin ever B-BECAUSE YOU JUST CANT OK!!!!!!Kek, k.>Any forgery of them can be easily pointed out as it will differ from the zillions of other copies.Nigga we don’t even have a well written history of the holocaust and that happened while cameras and video existed. Do you realize how stupid you sound right now?
>>218924018my only fear is that Bashir will feel guilty about coming back and throw the competition, but i think his 'honor' will hopefully prevent that.
Bashir coming back is just a ploy for Jet to not have to pay the prize at the end of the season
>>218924115bashir level 100 speechcraft squad wipe
>>218924061>is wrong >cant admit it Every single time with you 4chuds I said bash winning was based, you wanted a gotcha and failed. >>218924065I dont care what you think. Bash wining is based thats what I said and you all are retards trying to argue with me over it. Get fucked All of you Fucking losers who no life this awful show trying to fuck with me.I know what i said.
>>218924101Landon, James Drake, and Bashir I’d be fine with any of them winning.
>>218924115bashir convinced everyone to leave
>>218924040Don't forget the josiecel exclusive fishtoy where the wiggers would throw a bucket of scalding sewer water on Letty!
>>218924115Bashir talked everyone out.
>I will feed the fishies my scrummy cuisine. THIS white boy uses seasonings, much?>I'm also sooo chill and will make the cocktails for the fishies at the bar. What will it be, fellas? I got this ;)>heh, blackjack methinks? i will deal the cards, don't worry brochachos, I've been to vegas, gimme the chips! Read 'em and weep!>girlies with daddy issues in the tank? My shoulders are for crying on, m'ladies!>heh, all that shoulder crying will make their coochy's moist... better shave my pubes and pack condoms to let them know THIS guy is ready for RESPECTABLE COITUS >OKAY FELLAS, good joke calling me gay, haha i'm sooo not bothered, but touché m'lords>*gets egged and bashiraped* golly jeepers!
>>218924117bashizzy
>>218924117MUZZY!!!
>>218924117Bingbong
When and why did JD leave the cell? Serious answers only dont just say because hes gay
>>218924067I looked at the thread and it was like a post every 15 minutes. Off season /bant/ is faster.
>>218923964they're fun to watch, the way they riff off each other is pretty good, the scene with Bashir in the kitchen during the elvis challenge was hilarious. They're just underutilized, it was Bingo who initiated the door siege while the other girls laid in the dorm complaining they were bored, and she only initiated it beause she realised it was what the challenge was she couldn't give a shit about what was in the room.When they cry and argue it's only amonst themselves and isn't serious, it's just what they do, they can roll with the punches and it would be good to see them get pressed more
>>218924110he's wholesome chungus
>>218924101Landon bitching out on the cell challenge like that and literally just letting Bashir win because he asked nicely made him look like a huge faggot. He deserves to lose just for that
>>218924148Bashir forced him out
>>218924115everyone was bored and bashir asked everyone nicely to just leave and they all did because nobody really cared anyway.
>>218924109frank can't hassle anymore now that people realized you can just sock him in the face
So now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that this was the worst cell challenge yet? Nothing interesting happened except Bashir manhandling JD, and even then JD just walked out himself. Plus the conclusion managed to be lamer than the s4 cell where they made them do rock paper scissors to decide the winner before Direnc walked out last and won.
how pissed is he?
What's Sam Hyde thinking right now?
>>218924165>What's Sam Hyde thinking right now?
>>218924070He needs a real man of God to mog him because he won't grow any further thinking he is the holiest one around.
>>218924165This post reeks of sarcasm
>>218924101Landon would give the 50k to Anissa if she asked him to
>>218924165Not about this show, I know that
>>218924161Just say bashir has you red hot right now.
>>218923986He’s one drug bender away from a mugshot on national news and Angie’s dismembered corpse being found in the trunk of a car In the collateral, Jet will go down for sex crimes. Sam will use the drama as another stepping stone and break through into actual politics.
>>218924112The season isn't dead as long as Bashir still lives.
if i was Jet or Sam Hyde then the show would be so much better, f uck them
>>218924163The pheromones from Emma and Beth sleeping next to him are calming him down
>>218924120>you can’t sin ever B-BECAUSE YOU JUST CANT OK!!!!!!Hebrews 10:26-27I know more about your religion than you do. You're a larper, don't call yourself a christian, faggot
>>218924156god this cast fucking sucks ass
>>218924161i thought the conclusion was pretty good, given the complete lack of attention and direction by the wiggers
>>218924098>Jet already gave up on no rigging.Moron
>>218924163cortisol is spiking to unprecedented levels
>>218924120This post is nothing but iff topic nonsense and according to the shows lore the holly never happened. It was outlined in season one.
>>218923121What is Fishtank to you?
>>218924185>hebrewsNot the gospels and not said by Christ himselfDisregard
>>218924161S2 conclusion was worse imo
>>218924165>we are charlie kirk
WHERE IS NOBODY VOTING OUT SIMBAL???
>>218924161the stakes were totally different because it was for immunity instead of a cash prize, it's not even a fair comparison
>>218924205Poop throw
>>218924101Landon seems like a chill (yet low IQ) dude but he's easy to manipulate doesn't have a backbone. I think Bashir will backstab him sooner or later.
>>218923121name three ideas to improve it
Why does Beth keep saying whomp whomp?
>>218924208Matthew 7:21-23Not even Jesus backs up your faggotry. You lose on all sides. Back to Kiwifarms with you
put me in there instead of frank hassle therell be no doors within a dayjust give me a green light to turn the place into fucking hellgive me 20 grams of speed and i wont need sleepGET ME THE FUCK IN THAT BITCH ILL THROW SHIT AROUND LIKE A MONKEY AT THE ZOOGIVE ME A HEROIN NEEDLE USED BY A HIV RAT AIDS PERSON AND I WILL POKE EVERYONE WITH IT
>>218924205Friends hanging out for like 30+ days maybe getting into some drama but far less than you would get in a high stress work environment like a kitchen. Some challenges on the show are thought out, others not so much.
>>218924075His body is just built differently. His body runs pretty smoothly on cheese fries alone. Well, I mean "relatively" smoothly.
>so uhhh we didn't really have anything planned for today since we thought the cell would still be going on... so today is gonna be mostly chill, resetting the vibes
>>218924218he has remunity imtard
>/ftl/ slowly being won over by bashirlol
>>218924201>NO PISS AND POOPTANK>gives up a week in>wrecks the "comfy xbox and pizza" room>cell
>>218924109frank won't show if the contestants know they can hit him back
>>218924223Bashir legit likes Landon and he's been saying it since day 1
>cell timer still tickingTHE CHALLENGE NEVER ENDEDBASHIR SELF ELIMINATEDTHE CHALLENGE NEVER ENDEDBASHIR SELF ELIMINATEDTHE CHALLENGE NEVER ENDEDBASHIR SELF ELIMINATED
>>218924231And I’m not doing the will of God how exactly?
even Simbal, a random indian who never saw fishtank, put up a bigger fight in the cell than any of these pussies.
>>218924237>friendtankkek
>>218924161It was a good cell, because it shows what happens when you have no cash prize and the strongest fish walks out almost instantly because of his own gay plan, leaving the second strongest fish to clean the whole cell out.
should they redo the cell challenge because it was a fluke?
>>218924235>blocks your path
>>218924271no
>>218924251All the trannies here were fully under his demonic spell before his first elimination.
>>218924251? Why do people come to these threads and act like experts and say absolute false things like this. Are you seething Bash won? /ftl/ backed Bash since day one you tourist.
>no monetary incentives for nay of the challenges>people don't wanna do the cell humiliation room for immunity except Bashirgood job Jet
>>218924228she's a zoomer woman and that's what zoomer women say right now. if you ask her what it means she probably couldn't tell you
I think the twins will eventually leave the show, their gimmick is growing old, and they seem bored and unmotivated. The finale will likely be Bashir, Landon and James Drake.
>>218924251He's just the best in the tank right now. Drake could've been great if he wasn't playing the faggot backstabber game that Jet wanted, everyone else is just a dud.
>>218924271No, they might pull some bullshit that invalidates the outcome though
I only watched S1 and S4, were S2 and S3 complete shitshows? S1 and S4 were fairly normal most of the time, but this season is just constant gross shit, constant alcohol, and constant jet trying to torture people. It's gross and weird desu.Feels like they're completely aimless without Sam to create a daily focus point, and Bam is completely worthless.
>>218924161why the fuck is it over so fast and why is the room still useablethis fucking sucks did everyone just leave to piss or something
>>218924181God, that would be absolutely surreal to see on the news.
>They left the cell?>.....>Looks like we have to pull another doordash and poker day
>>218924266simbal was never covered in piss
Beth doesn't feel like she's part of the show at all. She's failed to connect with the fish, she's failed to connect with the fans, and she just sulks in the corner and does nothing unless some Streamstar faggot is TTSing her. She might be the worst freeloader the show has ever had.
reminder wiggers mounted the blade wrong despite arrow pointing how to install it
>>218924115Bashir was responsible for everyone leaving except for Emma. James Drake tried to align with Emma and Beth to get Bashir to leave, but failed. Bashir successfully talked Anissa, The Twins, and Landon to leave.
>>218924278>/ftl/ backed Bash since day one you tourist.it took me a couple days to get it
>>218924285Even Twinfags don't expect them to win
>>218924303>mightIs. Everyone knew it from 20 seconds in, the wiggers just keep insisting there's some value to her because people hate her.
Today was supposed to be elimination day anyways and they don’t plan things on elimination days.
>>218924294season 3 was the opposite of 2, 4 and 5, and it ended up being tied for best with 1
>>218924120I'm talking about differences in the texts. That's why it is hard to change them. One organization would have to own all the copies to effectively change them. Same principle as the dividing of nations after the tower of Babel. Checks and balances, not putting all the eggs in one basket.Believing the texts is a different matter.
>>218924132>No I want bash to win...>EXCEPT HE FUCKING CHEATED AND ITS RIGGED THIS IS BULLSHITNo one's buying it bud
>>218924303Beth-JD will change the game
ARE YOU READY FOR THE 3 FINAL FISH?>EMMA, ANISSA AND LANDON
>>218923437Bros's got a Gundam chest
Guys i think that if Bashir simply asked anyone to let him win Fishtank they'd do it.That's how bad the cast is lol
>>218924076
>>218924294season 2 was 10 times worse
>>218924317Looking forward to Jet waking up and finding out the cell he thought would take the whole day with 4 retarded fish and one player has been already ended by the one player just asking them to leave.
She owes JD sex
>>218923888James Drake receiving 50,000 doll hairs as a parable against reckless naive greed overcoming your ration and logic is the best outcome of the show.He learned in the first week that the show means nothing and doesn't follow its own rules, and questioned it, and questioned why he's even here, a microcosm of loss of greater faith or purpose in the chaotic outside world. But even with this new perspective and this revelation about the unreliable nature of it all, he still pressed on and both endured suffering and caused suffering for others in process all out of unwavering and overwhelming greed for material gain.
>>218924307James Drake fails to realize that everyone around him is retarded. Bashir is the only competent fish aside from Drake.
>>218924303She failed to connect to her dead friend one last time and likely failed to connect to her dad or really anyone that truly loves her. Beths life is sad, no wonder she did streamstars to eat poop and sells her body online. She does not seem as strong as Mary either neither as hopeful to turn her life around. Beth is what anons bullied Mary aboit being except Mary is now a wife and Beth is here…for some streamstars chatters….
>>218924303they're trying something new
>>218924340she's so cringe
Bashir is based. Everyone is saying this.
>>218924209 There is nothing worse than begging the others in the cell to leave and them just doing it. I think it's crazy that none of them wanted to stay to win just for the love of the game, since they're Fishtank fans. Bad cast. >leaving the second strongest fish to clean the whole cell out. More like begging the whole cell out.
>>218924348Drake knows they're all retarded, which is why he wanted Bashir out first because he's the only real threat. And then he handed Bashir the cell victory because he's still playing friendtank.
the season pass i was gifted wore off or went awayfuck you jet
>>218924323He did rig and cheat it like they did josie but i think that makes it funny. Are you special ed? Like you are still talking about this post like give it a rest, you misread something and tried to gotcha me and I have since btfod you on every reply. Leave it be.
>>218924348James Drake is retarded thoughbeit.
>>218924294S2 was on fumes when Cole left and then completely dead when Jimmy got kicked. S3 died after Alex B left. The only real complete season has been 1, but even then that wasn't a home run either.
Finally.. A worse season than S2.
>>218924340she owes landon mommy joi
I'm glad Bashir has immunity. Everyone on your crew passing out during your own challenge without a single person staying awake to how it's going is fucking embarrassing but typical for Jet Ineptitude. Just hope they don't pull some bullshit and take it from him
I want to see the twins get fucking destroyed. Just fucking ruined. I want their autistic lives be forever changed by the events of this season.
>>218924328unironically the final 3 if they keep voting each other off lol
>>218924364>>218924268 forgot to tag u
>>218924303her entire purpose is to be an annoying retard who the challenge winner hopefully shoots instead of an actual fish
>>218924364>More like begging the whole cell out.And? It worked. He talked Drake out, after Drake reneged on his deal to leave after Beth to protect their stuff. He pushed JD out, because he knew he couldn't be reasoned with. And then he talked the rest of them out in the morning while they were sleepy.
>>218924373I accept your concession.
>>218924208Man, Hebrews is scripture. And high level stuff too, because it was written to the people who were familiar with all the foundational old testament stuff.
>>218924364>Bad castNo cash prize means absolutely no motivation if they're not on the chopping block. I don't think anyone would sit in that cell for immunity unless they really needed it like Bashir.
>>218924271no, it was a good one because different than othersall people but jd left the cell on their owncult leader convinced people to obey his willit was esoteric experience, like god put in their heads thought to leave, they left like zombies under hypnosis
>>218924253>>218924159hitting is explicitly not allowed
>>218924377Well, he's a delusional failed actor facing a mid life crisis, so I guess you could say that.
>>218924386They're two autistic girls who were sexually molested by their own father as children (he faced virtually no consequences and remarried and had other kids like a year later).If anything they're owed a karmic debt to take this money and run without lingering harassment from Fishtank faggots.
>>218924377He's schemed against Bashir several times without Bashir ever really realizing. He think Anissa, Landon, Emma all are all more likely to kick him out than Drake.
>>218924348Pretty much this:>>218924370James knows Bashir is his biggest competition, yet at the same time he completely underestimated Bashir for the Cell, assuming the other fish would gang up on him as well. It's part of why James' reasoning tonight was so bizarre. Even the TTS was calling James out for using retard logic when he was in the Dorm conspiring with Beth and Emma.
>>218924403you obviously dont get much attention in life, glad I could give that to you. Enjoy Bash winning try not to seethe too hard little guy.
How hard will Bam laugh when they bring out a giant keyboard?
>>218924415he got punched, stabbed with a pen, and shoved down the stairs s3. nobody cares.
>>218924415funny you say that considering Mints punched Bashir in the side of the head.
>>218924423I hope TTS presses him all day over this, he completely cucked the audience out of the cell with his gay ass game plan that didn't work at all. Bashir completely dominated him.
>>218924346he is a boomer normie but he's still here, and that counts for something
my hopes for the finals rankings>1st Bashir>2nd James Drake>3rd JD>4th Anissa>5th Landon>6th Twins (but keep them around as freeloaders for the rest of the season)>7th Emmatwins are low because they haven't shown how they could do in a challenge and i think the only reason they'd make it far is due to them not being a threat (and being a fan favorite).
>>218924165
>>218924264I would listen to that guy, he knows his stuff. Iron sharpens iron.
>>218924439Bashir was attempting to rape him. That was self defense.
>>218924314I'm fucking tired of this glazing over this retarded twins who cry over everything and barely form coherent sentences. They have the litteral minds of a child, you want to fuck the mcpoyles twins? Idk the whole cutesy shit is getting old. Litterally josie 2.0 with no redeemable qualities.
Mints? Gaped and rapedJet? Mogged and cloggedBen is next on the chopping block
WHY NO FISHBUCKS TO REWARD CHALLENGES? NOBODY WANTS THE GAY SHOP MONEY THAT YOU ONLY USE TO BUY ENERGY DRINKS
>>218924386well they have the brown bingo_knight to look forward to whether they win or lose
>>218924402 It worked because the cast is comprised of bitchmade retards.
>>218923725This mindbroke Head. Went from being a pervert towards people half his age talking about wanting to get sucked off being visibly worried about getting a disease and his overall health
>>218924294s2 had a crooked premise, by far the most mentally ill and/or retarded cast ever, total house destruction, entire days of universal despair (fish and wiggers), the most insufferable looping freeloader of all time, the fish subsisted on grits and cigarettes, there was asbestos and sour milk everywhere, regular fistfights and assaults, fatty became an actual jabba the hutt raping blob, fishes souls were stripped bare under harsh light, the threads were fucking abominable with the jimcels and tayjeets and summer niggers, and i want to go back
>>218924455Just see them as background characters and stop seething, no need to get so worked up about them.
>>218924454Bashir was purely trying to show Mints that he could get the bear spray from him, and he did. Self defense would have been keeping the bear spray, all Mints did was get bitched.
Twin gimmick got boring on day 6. They need a new dynamic.
>come back>cell challenge is over despite ticker still being up>apparently bashir just asked everyone to leave and they didWhat the fuck? What exactly did he say?
Landon MUST win fishtank.Rig it, Jet.
>>218924415neither is leaving the house or going in the basement or breaking glass but people do them constantly and production does nothing the only real rule is don't be the guy jet has chosen for elimination
>>218924472>entire days of universal despair (fish and wiggers)and audience
>>218924447The twins dont do anything and honestly its pedo orbiters and whales like aperture that root for them. I juts want them gone because they are propped up nontent. Their only gimmick is being twins, individually if they were there (or just one) the audience would fucking hate them like they do emma or anisa.
>>218924423If Bashir was allowed to throw people out after JD, he would've kicked out Landon, then Anisa, then the twins. He's already hated so it means nothing to him.
>>218924465goran needs all the funds for the fish city please understand
>>218924294You missed the best seasons and watched the same house twice. S2 episodes are good, and S3 episodes are coming out every Sunday.
>>218924479He just told them that they were unlikely to get shot while he was a much bigger target and needed the win, and they left.
>>218924446yes, still here in a show that has historically, one and a half times, and 100% of the time since they first got away with doing so and realized "hey... when we do this notihng actually happens..." and which is now solely run by wiggers instead of wiggers AND Sam Hyde... has given out NO prize money.Think about it.Since they got away with not paying Burt, have they paid anyone the prize money since?
>>218924486yes it was a kind of prison for all involved
>>218924479He gave them his word on God that he wouldn’t kick them if he wins
>>218924479Bashir did some manipulation shit to make the final 3 walk outAnd then Bashir walked out while the cell timer was still rolling, which will surely result in a self elimination and no immunity for anyone
>>218924496>S3 episodes are coming out every Sunday.they are boring, because AB hated S3 and missed the funny parts like the gaslightshit direction
>>218924459Bens KWABBING should be studied. I always thought he was better than this because of his ability to command a room, but evidently I too was fooled.
>>218924303i've never seen a freeloader get instantly rejected by the audience and the fish, you can immediately tell she's a female JD, just instantly repulsive because of her rancid quirk chungus personality and million cock stare, she's not a fishtank freeloader she's a discord fag self insert
>>218924472this makes it sound way more interesting to watch than it actually was
Production legit mad at the Cell being over already. Spamming TTS into the dorm already.
JD will do some insane gay snake shit on production after he is eliminated. You just know it.
anyone who uses the word "nontent" seriously is retarded
>>218924503>which will surely result in a self elimination and no immunity for anyoneIf the wiggers pull that shit then they're complete faggots, it's their own fault they didn't have anyone awake to check on the cell.
>>218924304sounds very dangerous
>>218924479he was praying to his god
>>218923964>Total nontent.I disagree. Unlike the other fish they have their own plot-line in the tank where they are part alien and develop their psychic and lucid dreaming abilities. Try following the twins around the house. It's both fun and frustrating since they rarely sit still for long. The twins themselves are content because of the way they talk, move, behave etc. See >>218924151
>>218924515>Spamming TTS into the dorm already.TTS is on auto accept
og girls from memorySylvia undisputed sexy slampig ...
>>218924516He's too bitchmade
>>218924514watching s2 was like being trapped in a crystal with a smaller crystal inside it. it was captivating in its bleak tedium
>>218924516Praying for him yelling about Jet using Fishtank to just fuck girls like Claire, Abi, Ellie, etc.
>>218924455Agreed, tired of autistic wholesome quirk chunguses. Glad Landon didnt end up being that as well like I thought he would
>>218924303>he won
>>218924503>which will surely result in a self elimination and no immunity for anyonethat's retarded
>>218924420Charisma rolls don't depend on INT.
only problem with twins is everyone is too afraid to be mean to them
>>218924499considering s4 didn't finish, no - nobody got paid prize money since s2. burt got 15k i'd imagine as some sort of settlement or contractual loophole bullshit. completely fried.
>>218924294S2 was literal hate, death, and despair to watch live. Just a completely miserable experience that only /bant/fags and Jimmyfags like and defend. S3 is the best season because the Famous House gaslight is the best gaslight they'll ever pull off on this show and it'll never be topped, and Burt and Alex B are two once in a lifetime casting picks on one season, but it started running on fumes once they decided to kill Famous House 2 and was completely dead when they did the RV trip to Vegas and the stream was down for literal hours at a time.
>Kick niggas watching an empty room for the next few hours
>>218924517Mad I said something about the twins? Instead of passively replying why dont you bring to me directly. The twins are nontent and I think you are a pedo coded loser for liking them on the show. Now you can argue with instead of this bitch type reply.
>>218924547AND THAT'S WHERE IT'S AT
>>218924419I’m severely autistic and retarded and I was raped, not just molested. Where’s my money?
>>218924551Has anyone even been mean to anyone yet other than JD and Bashir
>>218924551if JD wins the challenge he might shoot them
>>218924497>>218924497>>218924497>"I am a much bigger target than you all, I am guaranteed to be targeted instead of you if I don't have immunity... This is why you should give me immunity and force the winner to target one of you instead of me.">"Makes sense, we'll leave the Cell now," said 4 different peopleHUUUHHH??THIS WORKED????IS BASHIR A SHAITAN?
I like Beth.
>>218924524I dint think following the twins around is fun at all, im not some sexless loser simp obsessed with them. And the same for the alien plot its dumb and only literal retarded people like them enjoy it. I dont like any of the things you mentioned and it does not add anything to the show.
>>218924473I guess so, no reason they should get as popular as they are, though shits weird and creepy.
>>218924578No, you just want to fuck Beth
>>218924563they were raped and many are saying they're retardedyou're not in the position to get money right now, but the twins are, so they should
cant get over dating someone who threatens suicide over you living your own life, that's so fucked lmao
>>218924530Paypigs are so gay for not putting actually interesting TTS through then, like Ellie puppy play comments or anything anti-Jet really. That being said, paypigs worship Jet which is fucking gay.
JD is getting eliminated isn’t he?
the only person actively targeting the twins is JD
>>218924571Yeah, that makes absolutely no sense. Are the cast just that retarded? Is James Drake an actual fake chad, because chads aren't dumb.
We need a Mints and JD twerk-off.
The rules of the cell should be that you need to stay at least 24h in the room even if everybody else left
>>218924571HE'S GOT A KNIFE!
>>218924487The twins doing "nothing" is quality content. It's a fish tank and they're the weirdest most exotic fish.
>>218924595He still hasn't grasped the fact that he's not on a normie reality tv show like Big Brother and that's what all his strategies are based on
seething seethers seething seethingly
>>218924068He's masturbating to the clip of James manhandling her
Why did Anisa leave?
>>218924487>its pedo orbiters and whales like apertureonly a minority of people that like them. and yes, their unique spiritual retarded twin dynamic is what makes them entertaining to watch. that's like saying if Bashir wasn't muslim.
Day 10 | Fishtank Live Season 5 Recaphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93X2GLc3NLg
>>218924584I like her personality and her 'made in hell' tattoo.
>2nd James DrakeJames Drake doesn't do anything other than lose important challenges and dress like a faggot. I don't understand the loveboner anons have for him. I want him to win over Bashir but he's useless.
>>218924546Landon actually seems like a real person. Despite his autism.
>>218924571>THIS WORKED????These fish are retarded, dude. Drake is the only one who could have stayed in that cell, and Drake was too much of a bitch to stay because he got rolled by his own plan, which was as follows:>Tell Bashir he's worried about Beth>"If Beth leaves either me or you should leave, I'll leave">Beth leaves>"Hey man can you leave instead?">Bashir presses him on this and thinks it's bullshit>Drake quickly pivots to acting like he wanted to leave all along and it was just a suggestion and self-eliminates>then he cooks up some gay ass "bash pots and pans to make the other fish panic and leave" plan that completely fumbles and spends the rest of the night crying about Bashir and trying to mess with him to get him out using Emma as a proxy
>>218924586it's not a charity
>>218924588There were quite a few anti production tts sent, including some referencing Ellie. I think just yesterday when the annoying bitch walked in a tts was sent asking Jet if she was his new fucktoy
Worst Cell challenge of all time?
You should like what I like and not what you like.
this fishtank is so lame because they coddle that muslim way to much
>>218924594Only smart thing he does/has done. If Bash/Drake/Landon want to go to the end they need to as well. They disregard them or dont care but when its final two and the mcpoyle sisters win because of being fan faves whoever gets second will seethe knowing then they should have got taken out earlier.
>>2189245713 of the 4 are literally retarded and the 4th has wanted to leave for days and is probably secretly hoping to be eliminated so she won't be seen as a quitter
While it's true Bashir creates som good content, he's also a content vampire
>>218924617because he is the only fish who is completely authentic, its not hard to figure out why he is liked
>>218924627yeah
>uhh the cells over? I cant do another ball brother bit today?
why is the fucking cell empty already
>>218924627>>218924630low attention span paypigs seething
Bashir will probably covert more people to islam than Hasan Piker ever will.
I THINK CELL CHALLENGE SUCKS
>>218924627Production fucked it up by only offering immunity, which was worthless to everyone but JD and Bashir. Bashir played the best cell win of all time by taking advantage of this and eliminating everyone aside from Emma, who essentially walked out.
>>218924645>be on game show 50k on the line>wake up>just leave the cell???????? huh
>>218924642I wouldn't go that far. I like James Drake, but it's obvious his persona is mostly acting for the camera.
>>218924627 yep
>>218924653Despite all the christ is king shit I don't think the people watching the show are the religious types
We know who’s coddled nontent but who is noddled content this season?
>>218924614Every single post I see here is about how anons want to molest and take advantage of mentally retarded codependent sexually traumatized twins. So no, its not a minority of people most of their fans act and think that way.
>>218924658most of the people weren't at risk of getting eliminated so why would they stay
>>218924546>>218924618Landon is wrapped around Anisa's finger LITERALLY because he is a virgin autistic retard with a milf fetish and she "reminds him of his mom". He is doing all of this for Mommy roleplay JOI.>>218924624Given all the literal evil the wiggers have committed and this includes things completely outside of the show behind the scenes, it should be. Every cent Jet Badson and every wigger involves ever "earns" should be garnished to near nothingness and given to the needy.
nobody wants to do anything because they're they don't want to upset the retard wholesome chungus twins. SEND THEM HOME ALREADY
a man with a shaved mullet is the equivalent of a woman with a septium ring
>>218924620>then he cooks up some gay ass "bash pots and pans to make the other fish panic and leave" plan
>>218924665Bam
>>218924642>he is the only fish who is completely authenticHe's very much lying to the other fish and the audience most of the time. I like him as a player and I think he's one of the best fish they've ever had, but he's not authentic.Bashir is as authentic as you can reasonably get on a show like this, to a fault.
Landon is the only one left that says funny things and knows comedy.
Bams whole persona is actually so fucking lame. I’m scrolling through his insta and cringing.
>>2189245712 of the contestants are sub 90 iqthe other 2 are woman who cant even do simple tasks Yeah no shit it worked
>>218924666>every single post hereits just that one brown anon who posted his arm
>>218924668Because now they are at the risk of being eliminated?
>>218924647
>>218924659 >twins pretending to be children>landon pretending to be autistic>bashir pretending to be a muslim samurai>JD pretending to be straight and smart>emma anissa and james drake are the only ones not roleplaying
>>218924671>nobody wants to do anything because they're they don't want to upset the retard wholesome chungus twinsI don't think you understand the game.You can't be mean. You can't be content.Because Jet has given the fish the ability to eliminate anyone.
I love seeing the panic come out as we get closer to elimination from you losers
>>218924658Cell was boring as fuck anyway
Jet's "break glass in case of emergency" challenge ended in 12 hours because of someone politely asking the others to leave lol KWAB
>>218924666Not being able to glean the meaning behind text counts as illiteracy even if you understand all the words.
>>218924237>this is what bantniggers actually wantKWAB
Even Kiwi farms is rooting for Bashir.It's over, total Allah victory
>>218924711I'm feeling good right now, the only fish I would be annoyed about losing is immune.
>>218924669>He is doing all of this for Mommy roleplay JOI. Your point being?
>>218924682He's always been like that, it's just that his fans were all teenagers at the time when he was popular and have nostalgia for him now. I grew up with Jackass and Bam was always one of my least favorites.
Everyone saying Landon is stupid but can we talk about how fucking retarded James is? obviously Bashir is gonna shoot you when he gets the bullet little bro he has no other competition.
>>218924714>it's gonna get bad
>>218924714that social game-y stuff is exactly the type of shit that jet likes though
>>218924717>Even Kiwi farmsthose troons hate white christian men so of course they are.
>yfw the twins get shot
>>218924725>obviously Bashir is gonna shoot you when he gets the bulletJames would shoot Bashir with no hesitation, Bashir is very unlikely to shoot James because he really likes the gay honor shit. He's already told JD he's shooting him if he wins.
>>218924578 I will like her if she can rile up Bashir and be a new Vicky to him.
>>218924721same lol
>>218924715Oh yeah you are so right it's all just sarcasm right? Anons here and on the other chat just sarcastically say they want to fuck the twins and keep them on the show to have goondreams to How could I be so foolish!
>>218924731There is no social game.I still remeber in the RV jet and Sam disagreeing about fish vote eliminations. Sam, being right of course, dint like the voting jet was still all on board for it
Imagine the Reddit meltdown on r/fishtank when the twins and Landon get booted.
Does Bashit even care about winning the show?
bring icky vicky back and give her the permanent immunity kratom
>>218924725i don't think Bashir would shoot James
>>218924731>everyone bored as fuck>erm....can i just like win an we just walk out of here?>okwhat a brilliant social mastermind.....
>>218924711WHERE'S THE FRESH FRUIT AND EGGS YOU PROMISED EVERY MORNINGTHE FISH ARE MALNOURISHED, CHOKING ON STALE AIR, DYING OF BOREDOM'THE FRIDGE HAS TA PAY RENT' IS NOT FUNNY YOU WASHED UP FAGGOT IT'S SATANIC TORTURE RITUAL SHIT
Bashir just nuked their plans for the entire day lmao, who is ready for more vibe repairs?
>>218924738bashir shooting james would be the easiest way to continue his whole villain arc the audience has been building up for him ever since his return
Who gets the gun? I haven't watched in a few days.
>Yo this show sucks lets just all do nothing and split the price money 50/50
>>218924748>I still remeber in the RV jet and Sam disagreeing about fish vote eliminations.Sam was completely right. You want to become non threat to not be voted out.
Is this already the worst season yet? Can it be recovered?
>>218924620I seriously hope JD wins the gay typing contest and shoots James Drako but he will 100% go for anisa.If anyone other than JD wins JD is eliminated
>>218924752JD winning and kicking the twins would be the best path for the elimination to take. >>218924772He's not on a villain arc. He's on the god's chosen path arc.
>>218924754Everyone does, even when they say they don't. Even /ftl/ cares who wins despite screaming all day about how it's a shit rigged nontent show.
>>218924773whoever wins the typing challenge gets the gun (the TWIST is apparently that it's being done with a GIANT keyboard)
bashir winning immunity and then also winning the challenge, using the bullet on james drake instead of JD. absolute chef's kiss
>>218924772But Bashir is not a villain. James has been acting more like a cartoon villain, concocting wil e coyote ass plans that fail on him as Bashir just runs through.
Tyler steers the car into the opposite lane, accelerates... Opposing HEADLIGHTS get closer fast... TYLER This does not belong to us. We are not the leaders. We are not special. JACK What are you doing?! TYLER We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. We are all part of the same compost heap... JACK Tyler... Tyler steers back into the proper lane. The other CAR flies past, HORN SOUNDING... JACK What the hell ... ?! TYLER You choose your level of involvement. I won't make decisions for you.
>>218924767production didn't have any plans, the cell was impromptu based on people's response to the elvis bit and the best mini challenges they could come up with were jokes.
>>218924785its hard to be worse than s4, but s5 sure is trying.
>>218924748Sam maybe hasn't realized that Jet is unable to make fitting challenges that would lead to the elims. He'll do something retarded like a giant keyboard. He wants to be a reality show so badly for some reason, but it's CLEARLY not one.
at this rate, will there even be a S6?
>>218924785It can if Sam shows up and scolds Jet for fucking everything up (on camera).
>>218924480Landon doesn't even interact with the other fish. All he does is pretend to "shit test" Jet because he realized that it's safer than messing with the other fish, which is really fucking gay.It's fun watching production mess with him, but someone who refuses to interact with the other fish does not deserve the win.
>>218924745It's not that simple, this is complicated high IQ stuff, you wouldn't get it.
>>218924800Bashir is the anti hero, like Zuko from Avatar.
>>218924785season 4 was still way worse
>>218924752Landon will win Fishtank though
I’ve never seen one man cause so much ass hurt. How does Bashir do it?
>>218924788If he does not get the twins out he will fuck over himself and the other fish. He needs to get the twins put or they will likely win by being the audience cooce wholesome chungus tards. Reminder retards win this show josie, tj, burt Get the retards off the show or they win
>>218924811He did the egg shit with Anissa because she's now using him as a shield and he's a retard.
My girlfriend, her boyfriend and me are really enjoying this season. Thanks Jet.
>>218924808it still seems to be making ton of money I don't see why not
>>218924774Why do you think james would ever go for that
>>218924503that is so retarded and against my sense of justice and reason that I'm certain that jet will do it.
>>218924711BASHIRE is immune, not panicking. I'm just generally pissed off for this completely lackluster season.
>>218924807Sam knows Jet sucks, but Jet makes him money, so he won't fire him. It's why he just backed away from the project and started working with Luke.
>>218924808Famous House Season 2
>>218924802it was based on the response to Beth
>>218924811>All he does is pretend to "shit test" Jet because he realized that it's safer than messing with the other fish, which is really fucking gay.makes sense with the elimination system
now that the dust has settled, let us rank the cell challanges
>>218924808I really hope the wiggers examine what went wrong this season and try and fix it, but they won't. S6 will be even more of a trainwreck, they'll probably find a cast even shittier than this.
>>218924822Nah Landon is too weak. He's going to get screwed over by a less popular fish. The ending of the cell just proved that.
He WILL corner the twins and bring up their shower tapes. Trust.
Kinda feels like Sam was the only person who came up with half decent ideas, and now he's gone.
>>218924571yeah, it worked
>>218924850i don't want to sorry
>>218924800>James has been acting more like a cartoon villain, concocting wil e coyote ass plans that fail on him as Bashir just runs through.he really has been
>>218924843I really wish Sam would man up about this and just give Fishtank to someone else other than Jet. I really do think that Luke could run it far better, and I'm not even a Luke glazer.
>RENTED HOUSE>FAKE POO>FISH ELIMINATE OTHER FISH>NO FISHBUCKS>NO REPLACEMENTS WAITING IN A HOTEL>FREELOADER IS AN OF WHORE>BAM SHOWS UP FOR 10 MINUTES A DAY
>Jet obviously setting up JD to be disliked by the others with the computer room thing>Landon and Anissa realizes that's what the wiggers want and act on it>JD crashes out and cries "how can you be so stupid that's just what they want you to do".JD is really stupid.
>>218924855they will fuck him in the closet
>>218924805>>218924821 In what way was season 4 worse? There were things happening every day and the cast was better.
>>218924856Sam was barely involved, he didn't even watch the show or learn the contestants names
>>2189248503 > 2 > 1 > 4 > 5
>>218924802Elvis/1950s bit was utterly painful. I can't take another "vibe repair day"
>So Bam, i told these idiots to leave the challenge and give me the immunity and they all fell for it hahaha! it's like they don't even realize they are on a game show.
>>218924811Only reason I like Landon honestly. Him calling Jet a pussy, saying the Fish are the stars, not him, and to get back to the basement, that's very funny. More fish need to be anti-Jet.
>>218924851This is battered woman cope holy shit >one day he will stop beating me again Bro they have had 3 full seasons, a half season, one massive spinoff season, a couple shitty spinoff season-lites and they still havent figured it out? And you still have hope they will?
>>2189248504>3>1>2>5
>>218924800HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GONE. ELIMINATED. MY PLANS WERE PERFECT IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING WIGGERS.
>>218924825JD wanted twins until anisa got landon to dont egg thing so hes convinced she got the xboxs taken away and wants her gone.Every other person in the house wants JD gone, and JD is jet's money maker so im interested to see how it plays out
>>218924855He’s going to mentally break Bongo by toying with her heart like he did with Burt.
>>218924880s4 cast was almost all duds besides freddy, it was painful to sit through that everyday
>>2189248504>3>1>5>2
Reddit says they're paying bam 150K for this season, is that trueIf so that's actually way less than the rate he got for his appearance on season 4, but it's still a lot
>>218924870Nobody has been able to replicate the genius of Jet despite everyone including IP trying.
>Bashir: Let me win Fishtank.>Rest of the fish: Uh ok Bashir.how can Bashir simply tell everybody else to stop trying to win and they actually stop doing it??????
>>218924811but its funny because Jet clearly is taking it personal even he tries to pretend hes not.
>>218924850 3 > 4 > 2 > 1 > 5
>>218924871>>RENTED HOUSEbad because it limits possibilities>>FAKE POOgood>>FISH ELIMINATE OTHER FISHgood>>NO FISHBUCKSbad>>NO REPLACEMENTS WAITING IN A HOTELbad>>FREELOADER IS AN OF WHOREgood>>BAM SHOWS UP FOR 10 MINUTES A DAYgood. I watch fishtank for the fish not for washed up celebs
>>218924855Bongo already said they were "related to a pedo".I also don't believe he actually would. He didn't fuck with Josie, but maybe that's because Jet was grooming her and in simp mode.Even then if he actually got the reaction you're looking for I think he might get stabbed in the neck by Bongo if he pushed shit too hard.
Have some old MDEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GUWvsd4P9A
>>218924844They can even promote Mizzy, Payton, Luke, Burt, Alex, and Binx as having gotten famous from Season 1.
>>218924880In retrospective Drench and Freddy were the only good fish. Aryeh and Daniel were whiny autistic bitches on the verge of quitting and Ellie and the other guy were nontent.
>>2189248501. put the berries on the plank challenge 2. lightly singe your arm hair challenge
Remember when Landon thought scurvy was growing barnacles?
>>218924913All according to keikaku
>>218924870Problem is that Jet solidfied his wigger crew. Ben is Jet's boyfriend, Mints is Jet's cocksleeve, and whoever else Jet picked to be loyal to him. Firing Jet would mean clearing out house and that's too much work for Sam. Better to just collect shekels on a shitty product then go through all the hassle. If the show was legit dying and nobody was paying for it, then maybe change could come, but paypigs are keeping this bloated corpse afloat no matter what.
>>218924802The cell was the plan
once fishtank finally goes under, which former fish will jet invite for his sprinter van kick IRL stream?
>>218924893He's not anti Jet, retard. He's just spewing ever 4chan /ftl/ meme in existence while simultaneously pretending to have barely watched the show lol. It's funny in a weird way, but not really endearing.
someone make a new thread. I'm too busy gooning
>>218924855eh
>>218924917season 4 cell was worthless, i refuse to believe anyone actually has this opinion
>>218924900scooby snacks?
>>218924938All the girls, duh
>>218924916The things where he ran to the basement and put the production message up "Should we continue the Landon vs. Jet fights? I think it's funny!" was super pathetic. I'm so happy Landon is taller than Jet.
>>218924901JD really will be gay if he guns for an easy target like anisa. He is not smart enough to look at it strategically and likely will just go for her because the xbox thing. He seemingly got the most out of the xbox being there.
>>218924620>then he cooks up some gay ass "bash pots and pans to make the other fish panic and leave" planwtf was his plan here? When I saw them bashing them and screaming I was so confused. What was the point of that?
Bring it back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX5oIPea1d4
The twins will be raped by rabid Fishtank fans like Sharpfart
>>218924916>Jet clearly is taking it personalJet has made Landon his pet project and will happily let him win if none of the fish do something about it within the next 2 weeks.
>>218924935>ben is jet's boyfriend>mints is jet's cocksleevehow does vance fit into all of this
How does it feel knowing that none of the basement wiggers are reading this thread right now?
>>218924954He thought he could act them out of the room.
>>218924882yeah, only switch out 2&3. Season two had a lot more going for it, even with fish leaving sooner and a lots of dead air. Season three started off really, really strong, but immediately fizzled out after the famous house 2.0. and the RV saga.
>>218924946When’s this TLP coming back?
>>218924913This is literally how it works in real nature too, 1 lion says i am the alpha male now and you all listen to me, and all the betas will say yes. and since jet is retarded and didn't put in someone to counter an alpha he is just the king.
Twins might be fuckedAlso cant believe that JD made himself a target, if he continued to do nothing and be a nontent fag all day he wouldve been safe, super dumb
>>218924965I don't expect them to
>>218924963Vance films it all and weeps
Bashir was crying the entire time about having to be spend the night in the cell, Landon could have easily outlasted him if he locked in. I hate that he just handed him the win.
>>218924965mints has it open
>>218924952regardless of his strategy, getting Anissa out would be one of the better options for the show. Nontent whore who's one foot out the door already and has Landon on a leash
>>218924954he was trying to convince them that beth actually was fucking with their stuff
>>218924935It's a shame really. We could have a legit good show every season without Jet. His "crew" sucks so hard. Humorless faggots.
>>218924963Yeah
Cell s1 was actually the best
>>218924963Vance films the rapes
>>218924965None of those retards are even awake, why else would director still be on the fucking cell?I'm seeing a lot of cope elsewhere about the cast being weak, but the whole issue here is the wiggers. No motivation for challenges, gay challenges that aren't funny or interesting, the cast was pretty good but Jet cannot do anything with them, and he's designed the season to reward being a little bitch which nobody wants to fucking watch.
>>218925000s1 had the most entertainment value which is should be the highest priority for this show
>>218924983He's been Anisa's bitch the whole show, when he's sober he's mentally wired to do as he's told by others.
do they give the fish medicine if they're sick? Seems like there's a cold being passed around which the twins have
>>218924942 Retard
>>218924995>get to have mids lick the shit out my ass>but my IQ goes from 90 to 85Not many downsides tbqh
>>218924976If JD doesn't take them out and this show stays friendtank then they will be fine and its going to be them winning the season. Even josie being coddled to win you can say that the final gauntlet in s1 was pretty awful and anyone deserved the win after that. I just dont see it getting that bad this season and its going to just be a cake walk and friendly thing.
>>218924995Why wouldn't you press the button? Regardless of anything else, Ellie rims your ass every night.
Wait, JD isn't actually gay? I thought he said he was
>>218924995Easy pressI’ll have my brain and I’ll still have access to egirl slit so I can put on a better show and still cum down ellies throat
>>218924985if he was awake, he would switch director to the dorm
>>218924996for me, its not so much that they're humourless. they're just incompetent. its been 5 seasons and 4 years and they still just make stuff up as they go along for the show and it ALWAYS ends up fucking them.they still to do this day have not figured out any structure or written down a single time line
Reminder that the wiggers are recycling jobs from the first week already.
>>218924996so true, their show is so bad i watch every season
>>218925023They're going to need to win every challenge on the way to the end and they just aren't going to be able to do that. There's is no way this show ends with the Twins winning.
>>218925013gotta buy it at the market
>>218925030he fell asleep with it open
it's actually quite sad seeing /ftl/ turn on the twins in real time, i'm not even a simp they're just funny it'll be sad to see them go, maybe it is time to let go...
>>218925000lightning in a bottle, as they say. they realized they could get people to pay hundreds of dollars for a $5 plushie, and here we are
>>218924986Thats also fair, I just see the twins as the ones the fans like so they are a threat but in terms of the game having anisa in control of Landon is a threat too, since they really are the only alliance. See if jet knew how to build up suspense this moment in the show could be so much better.
>>218925046Get back on director cam fat ass
Why would they even think they're not in a threat of being eliminated? Twins and Landon are top stocks it's not unlikely they would be targeted and Anissa would almost definitely get kicked by JD
>>218924955>all those ideasSomeone send this to Jet so he can use some
>>218925000>>218925007Early goldstriker theatrics, start of jjj spam, birth of the piss witch, jon kicking a hole in the wall, jon almost getting his skull split open from the bed, sylvia meltdowns, the entityAlso the funniest tts ever wasBring me back man
>>218925047It doesn’t matter if you lose every challenge if nobody is willing to eliminate you.
What mode is this?
Yeah, seems like jet just wants it to be big brother with slurs now. This retarded faggot doesnt even get the appeal of his own show
I can't believe the director cam is still on the jungle room, and the timer is still counting. Jesus fucking christ, can't wiggers get their shit together for once?
>>218924995Hell no. I would never give up my friends and relationship just to have an interesting but not particularly gratifying job for a few weeks and look like pic related forever.
it's crazy to me that every single basement wigger has been asleep, leaving the show completely unattended, for an hour and a half now
>>218925037They're pretty humorless, except Ben, who's some kind of weird comedy bit savant when he wants to be. It's been 5 seasons and the only time Jet has ever been funny is when he does impressions of other people.
>>218925047By the time they get to that point Jet will have decided that a fair show was dumb all along and changed the elim situation.>>218925057Nobody hates the twins, they can stay as freeloaders if they want. They're just not doing enough to win.
>>218925067Eventually they'll have to, just because nobody is willing to pour shit on them doesn't mean they're going to let them fucking win.
>>218925068thats the elon musk build
>>218925057I think the twins want to leave.
>>218925047I hope you are right but looking at this show logically in the past has burned me.
>>218924855>>218924877>>218924903If Frank and Jet WANTED to they could avoid the whole "making fun of two autistic girls for getting raped when they were 8 years old" faux pas and just combine the Tayleigh and Burt treatment. Gaslight Bongo, make out with her thus cucking the audience, then break her heart.
>>218925037I'm sure they believe having no structure IS the structure
so no one won the cell? everyone left before they announced a winner
>>218925057it's just one guy spamming twin hate but it does seem like they're getting ready to leave soon, probably next elimination after this one, especially if they're still sick
>>218925094You want Bashir to sit in there for 3 hours waiting for the wiggers to wake up? What's the point?
>>218925078>Nobody hates the twinsthis guy >>218924076 does
>>218924976The night of the drunk pos night they all decided he was the next target. He was doomed for a while now
>>218925057I'd rather see them go before Bongo inevitably winds of fully sperging out on Bingo while drunk. Better to leave while everyone loves you. Hopefully we get one more week with them though and it goes well.
>>218925066>start of jjj spamShilled by Mints during S1You're calling a Mints thing good It was never good
Post yfw this cell challenge
>>218925094This is the only outcome I'll be happy withBashir losing immunity on a technicality Just like he was brought back for a 2nd chance on a technicality
>>218925108its the fucking challenge
>>218925057Yeah, I'm not a simp either but I don't want them to leave either.
>>218925115
https://x.com/manletpride/status/2036719742958829801>Ben: "It's not really that interesting watching Bashir manhandle everybody, I want to see him manipulate, scheme, lie.">Hey, Twins/Landon/Anissa can you leave the Cell? I really want immunity. >Okay
>>218925117Sitting in an empty room is a challenge? No, it's incompetence.
why is there no one in the cell?they didn't spend even 1 fucking night in the cell?
JD has a girlfriend so why is he called gay?
>>218923327>peepee funny XDUnironically yes
>>218924921Pre-roid Sam isn't even the same person.
>>218925132She's got a dick
ideal are final 3>twins>landon>jameswith Bashir rage quitting in tears embarrassing himself because someone shaves his head and destroys his jewelry
>>218925130Bashir chads won
>>218925127if it's no challenge why fail it?
>>218925132he's a fag
>>218925130Bashir speech checked them all, and they all failed the rolls. This is what happens when there's no prize of value and so no reason for anyone to compete.
>>218925092yeah 100% they do, but you would think after 5 seasons one of them would realise how having no structure is the sole reason for every shortcoming in each seasonseason 1:>unclear rules on eliminations mean contestants walk and jon gets elminated and re-entersseason 2:>whole hurr durr we are all the plant thing fails to land completelyseason 3:>too many people walking so attempt to famous house 2 and ruin the entire seasonseason 4:>total mess completelyseason 5:>total mess completely
>>218925130JD got pushed out by BashirJames Drake thought Bashir would lose and left to scheme with Emma.Leaving Anissa, Twins and Landon as the only ones left.Then Bashir just talked them into leaving
>>218925132>having a girlfriend means you're not gayEver heard of a beard?
>>218925132Ever heard the term beard?
>>218924521nah it would be gigabased anything to make that mudkike seethe and suffer
>1000 posts>not even a stickyEmbarassing.
Is fishtank.rip broken or is that just me
it must feel so unsatisfying to win the cell and no one congratulates you because all of production is asleep and all the greedy paypigs are pissed that you won so handily and cucked their "content"
Bashir is going to get both the bullet and immunity then hes just going to pretend to shoot drake for a few seconds at the elimination for the fans then he aims the gun at himself last second yell some arabic shit and shoot himself but since hes immune nobody gets eliminated. Then friendtank will continue, the End.
>>218925144If they bring Frank in it's going to be>Bashir>Anisa>Maybe the twins since Bongo wants to rape Frank
>>218925116yeah
>>218925162"fish bucks" being reduced to tokens to use in a lame shop was really a mistake
>>218924955Watching this made me sad. Sam is the secret sauce. Jet just can’t carry.
>>218925168And then Bashir walked out of the cell before being declared the winner, resulting in a self elimination and no winner
>>218925037It doesn't help that Jet, and by consequence the Paypigs, think that the show being bad ,or "Scuffed", is actually a good thing. "Part of the charm." But the show being bad, in and of itself, or bits completely failing, is NOT funny. It can be funny if it completely transitions into something else entirely, or there is some other overwhelming thing that interrupts it. Just "failing" is not funny.
It will never be topped, will it?
>>218925100This, its mostly me. Sorry>>218925057Mostly just to be a contrarian, I usually do it to the girls who get spammed here. However I genuinely think they are nontent but I have said that since the start.
>>218925179Making the paypigs angry is the congratulation
>>218925177The season is so bad the PPV guy doesn’t even want to a-log Jet anymore just to keep it going.
>>218925177ppv always breaks
>Bashir ruined Jet's day offJet is not going to give him immunity because he left before being declared winner
i'm so glad bashir ended that shit early so we don't have to see another second of fucking ball brothers
>>218925132Acts like a fag, sounds like a fag. He is from Cali though, so maybe it's just that.
>>218925179He's probably too tired to care. Hope the paypigs glaze him later for literally wiping out the entire cell by himself, aside from Emma who had a gay pact with Drake to get thrown out because she wanted to leave but didn't want to walk out.
>>218923763>suffers from terminal 4chan contrarianism
if they give the gun to emma she should shoot herself
>>218925168>Then Bashir just talked them into leavingHe didn't even do that he just said ''hey twins its time to leave'' and they left.
>>218925191Not how it works
>>218925116Too bad jet wanted bashir to win so that won’t happen.
>>218925232>>218925232>>218925232
>>218925222If Bashir shoots Emma I'll convert to Islam
>>218925223Yeah, he talked them into leaving.
>>218925110Its all for fun. Come on I just get annoyed with all the love posting so I supply the thread with hate posting. When the thread is too hate and death I post love and life. Dont take it super seriously anon. If anything I worry for them after the show.
I need you like I need my vital organs.
bashir haters are faggots literally, that's all.
>>218925183nah, Bashir would be the first to crack from hassling. Literally just fuck with his hair or jewelry
The twins are the soul of the season. It's only just barely hanging on due to their presence.
>>218925213to be honest, this
>>218925256this 100000%
>>218925066Honestly, season one wasn't that bad, all things considered. Shit was scuffed and lazy but not in a way that made me irritated.
s5 cell lasted about 10 hours. was this the shortest cell in the show's history?
My fucking Indian Doordash driver gave me food poisoning. Disgusting fuck. I’ve been shitting liquid for 5 hours, and I just vomited for 30 seconds straight. Fuck these disgusting shits.
A big reason why the cell ended so fast is no money rewards. If your reward is 500 dollars you will try to win the challenge either because you want the money or you want the guy you hate to not get the money, or both.If the only reward is immunity you just go ''whatever, bro, no one is eliminating me'' and you leave.The only one with a real incentive to win the cell was Bashir and even he almost walked because he counts on winning the challenge thinking it's going to be typing and JD will have his hand tied.Bashir won basically nothing for the cell as he is very likely to win the challenge.
>>218925140he's a FUCKIN NERRRRD
>>218925256Shut up faggot.
>>218925269I slept through the entire thing
jet is so fucking cringe
>>218925314keep seething brownoid
>>218925399has to look tough for the onlyfans girl
>>218925399he can’t help but ruin every season now somehow. No money for challenges so literally 0 incentive to try, fish pick whos gone so they have incentive to not create content, and somehow Bam being host is worse than there being no host, and i reckon paying him is why the wiggers are wont paying for challenges
>>218925193Honestly, no. People talk about season 4s cell a lot, but nothing climatic happened as this. S4 was only cool cause of the obscene amount piss and Freddy's antics.
>>218924425>Meltylmao
>>218925399>we're not so different you and i
>>218925492bam visiting there for 1 hour a day prolly cost them 100k atleastis it public how much they paid him?
>>218925414I'm white, for the most part.
why does jet have a 20k wristwatch?literal retard tier "investment"
>>218924165>converting to Islam rn
>>218925140https://youtu.be/lHZSWZzprEU?si=H7-N4RJcPuAgEgQX
>wiggers wake up>tell them that bashir left the cell so it doesn't count>he gets pissed and leaves again
>>218923945They're right, just look at Bashir.
