Optimal male build edition-- Bashir has won the cell challenge by simply asking the others to walk out-- Bashir roughed up JD and tossed him out of the cell, ripping his shirt and exposing JD's seal-like blubber body and ANARCHY tattoo-- Beth self exiled from the cell, thinking she couldn't get eliminated-- James Drake manhandled Emma and tossed her out the cell, Emma seen GIGGLING and SMILING. CaptainChunk cannot be reached at this moment.-- Anissa ate a log of SHIT meant for Beth-- THE CELL has begun! Jet said it's gonna get "gross"...-- New freeloader Beth is here... she's a streamstars orbiter and an ONLYFANS girl.. https://www.tiktok.com/@vampireliquor-- RYAN DUNN TTS got through to Bam... https://x.com/HeartTank64/status/2036544400059408503-- Elimination on THURSDAY>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5
No one has ever tried that strategy. Bashir might be the first
>GET BACK IN THE CELL
>>218925232Is he just sucking his gut in like a self-conscious fag?
I'm JD I'm gay
>Hey guys can you leave the cell because obviously i'm the bigger target>uhhh okay BashirWhy are they like this?
>Gets eliminated>Wins
Bashir didn't win the cellHe walked!
s5 first season with no cell winner because everyone just left
>>218925209Almost certainly him and Ellie had plans today. I would bet that he doesn't show up till 3 or 4pm today because he's going to keep the plans out of anger.
The twins are a combination of all the best traits of Josie and Burt and I’m here for it.
>>218925267I think his chest is just fucked up
Is Jet going to punish Bashir for the cell challenge?
>>218925257she's really pretty
What do you think Drake is thinking about right now, after walking out of the cell simply because Bashir asked him to? Do you think he's worried about getting slammed with TTS in the morning calling him Bashir's bitch?
>h-how did you get so many words per minute bashir
>>218925232Requesting pic of the Jet texts where he says that the recruiting girls is "borderline predatory" or whatever.
>>218925282>the best traits of Josie and Burtfucking every guy they see?
Is he ok?
>>218925285Bashir made him loses thousands of dollars in ball donations so i think Jet will be fuming today, hopefully some humiliation stuff incoming instead of vibe repair pizza and cheese fries
>>218925308maximum comfy
>>218925283nah I'm with the other anon, he's just sucking in his fatty belly
>>218925267pectus carinatum, sternum deformity
Only good part of the elvis show yesterday was the twins rizzing bashir and him getting flustered, twintent stay winning. My only gripe with them is that when nothing is happening in the house the only thing they have to talk about is their OC's, the bingo solo confessional a few days ago is probs one of my top fishtank moments
>>218925232Was it the worst cell ever or what?>>218925286She's a fat fucking slut with hpv, hemorrhoids and a pound of makeup.
>>218925301I heard people refer to this moment what was going on there?
S5 is actually worse than S4 and that should not be possible
>>218925232If they really got rid of the fishbucks because they're REALLY paying Bam 150k, that's absolutely nuts.
wiggers should get control back of their show.constantly getting mogged by the contestants and second guessing your every decision is just gay
Its vibe repair time guys please understand the vibes are all off.
>>218925232Sorry if my hate and death posts upset any anons. I just try to keep the threads from being too one way or the other. Like I would give emma and vicky love posts. Not beth though, if she eats poo and does streamstars there is not much love and life posting for that. I just dont want to upset you guys, its all out of fun and love for the show and /ftl/
>>218925267>sucking in his gutGo do that in the mirror and you tell me
>>218925192i dont get how they haven't realised that you can have the show be scuffed and still have a structure/stakes
>>218925274i kneel
/ftl/ peaked when Sam was reading the threads on his laptop in season 4
>>218925326True, it's like S4 without Jin and Freddy.
Day 10 | Fishtank Live Season 5 Recaphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93X2GLc3NLg
>>218925330Have you taken a look at the wiggers? I literally cannot give respect to people who look like them.
>>218925327especially when Bam adds nothing to the show
Who's gonna win and why boys?
Did they bring in an OF whore because Bashir got asked thot daughter or gay son and said gays can be saved but whores are doomed to eternal damnation?
>>218925330>second guessing your every decisionthey do this every season, the only difference this time is that they're broadcasting it to us so we're in on it
>>218925344He wasn't though
>>218925308better than ever
post your rarest screencap
>>218925325jet thought he had rigged a challenge then got completely blindsided by a contestant
>>218925232Is Vance an innocent victim in all of this?
>>218925313His rib cage is literally at a 45 degree slant. He has some condition.
>my 'run around yelling and banging pots and pans together' plan was perfect.. bashir should be walking out of the cell any second now..
>>218925355>and said gays can be saved but whores are doomed to eternal damnationhe said the opposite thoughbeit
>>218925274>Gets eliminated >Comes back but regrets it, wants a funny out>production exposes you for humiliation ritual>take revenge on production by destroy the whole season Has there ever been a more based fish? i'm even starting to forget that hes Muslim sometimes.
>>218925361
>>218925352This is another thing where literally a homeless person given a script on a piece of paper would have been way more funny.
What did she throw on him?
after a bunch of grim days they actually managed to whip out an even grimmer dayi feel sick
>>218925282I know its unpopular to say here but that exactly explains why I dislike them. I have not been happy with any of the season winners though. Usually the final two is good but I always am disappointed with who wins.
>>218925308he knows people want him dead, he needs the armor
So I fell asleep. What happened and why is everyone sleeping in the dorm?
Jet wishes he could go back to S2 times where everybody kissed his ass and looked up to him. Now look at the poor fool.
Head was the key to all of this
Stay insideNo kratom
Is Landon Jet's favorite this season.
>>218925368Yeah
>>218925357He was, either during the cell or just chilling in one of the rooms he had a thread open. I vividly remember this.
>>218925326S4 had Aryeh yapping about cartoons and musicals all day and most of the cast was awful, it was way worse than this
>>218925388Bashir raped them all. With words.
>>218925373>emma, throw some more water in there and maybe i'll pick you up and twirl you again
https://youtu.be/93X2GLc3NLg?t=1113Bashir fighting with mints yesterday
>>218925395/ftl/ just pretended like he was
>>218925389Back when he was just a proto-lolcow and not a full fledged one.
>>218925393Vicky was his favorite and now the twins are his favorite
>>218925384
>>218925393Nah jet is too petty and takes it personal. You saw his face get red yesterday in the cell. If jet had humility he would love landon.
>Guys can you eliminate yourself so I win Fishtank?>ok Bashir, we will do itHow??!??
>>218925191>>218925191namaste my friend from india, you are very smart and you know how to cheat the rules, you think outside the box saar
If Mizzy is a freeloader she could save this season
>>218925393probably. though he really likes jd because he pisses everyone off (in other words, he's a TTS farm)
>>218925373Why is he always crying?
>>218925404He didn't just rape the contestants He raped the content
>>218925389You may joke, but he's been trying for that high ever since. It's why he hated S3. The most important scene of this is when he was doing a little dance in the S2 kitchen and kept looking at their faces for acknowledgement.
A silent hitter, I just keep it cool with you bitchesA solid nigga, countin' dog food type of shitMovin' through the city with your boo type shitShe's ready to suck it up like soup type shitYou goin' against the guys, and you gon' lose type shitPray to Allah they knock you out your shoes type shit
>>218925373Hes just too nice of a guy this was the most evil thing he could came up with
Antara technically never left the Cell, she’s going to win immunity.
>>218925419Nah, Jet isn't nearly that thin skinned. He only ever does impressions of Fish he really likes
>>218925409all mints had to say was "yeah its meant to be that way" what a fag
>>218925361is aryeh the most underated fish?
>>218925438>He raped the contentNo, Jet raped the content by giving none of the fish a reason to stay in the cell. Immunity doesn't appeal to Drake, because he doesn't want the other fish to think that he thinks he's at risk.Anissa was the biggest fuck up here, it's a shame TTS covered up what Bashir was saying to her, probably just some gay "don't worry I won't shoot you".
>>218925393He desperately wants to say that Landon is being a Cole but knows he could never recover from it.
Why does Jet want to do the retarded fish city idea? It's just going to be people doing nothing until wiggers show up to hand out their jobs.
REASONS S5 SUCKS:1. no poop throw2. no pee throw
i don't even watch Fishtank anymore but i still think and talk about S2 like a WWII or Vietnam vet struggling to find his way in the world after coming home and longing for the comfort of the jungle one last time
>>218925391and JD the lock
>>218925471kys aryeh you're the worst fish in history
>>218925407>sure, james. you were there for me when i got that letter from my bf saying he checked himself into a psych ward, so it's the least i could do..
>>218925232dude is sucking that gut in hard
>>218925458Why does he appear to be thin skinned. Am i just being retarded? Is that his bit?
Bashir has to win every single challenge because if Emma or Drake win at any point they're going to eliminate him again Anissa might too because she's a snakey bitch and Landon is just her puppetIt's grim
>>218925407why the fuck was she dumping water and shit on him anyway? he's not the wicked witch of the west like wtf was the plan lmao she just made him hate her more. when he came back from elimination, he said he didn't want to eliminate her because it would be too vindictive but now she's giving him a new valid reason.
All my hoes do shrooms, nigga, all my hoes do coke20-carat ring, I put my fingers down her throat (uh, uh, uh)If I lose a carat, she might choke (uh, uh, uh)I know she gon' swallow, she a GOAT (uh, uh, uh)Free band nigga, bring the racks inGot the shooters in the corner like the pack inShe think 'cause she exotic bitch, she attractiveThat's that shit'll get you put up out the section, brrt
>>218925336I smashed my coffee machine from rage. Hope you're happy.
>>218925482Vicky did real pee, but Head did fake poo
Is there a clip with audio of Daniel’s shivew me timbews?
>>218925485fuck
>>218925373>>218925431he's not crying his eyeballs are just getting sweaty
>>218925500I really do hope he shoots her. She's the best possible choice to eliminate, it scuppers Drake's gay plan without being dishonorable.
>>218925431The chad being a secret basedboy surprised me. Even the chads of today are weak, effeminate and overly sensitive.
>>218925473I think the difference is Landon is doing it in a playfully autistic way. Landon knows he is playing it up.
Bashir could probably behead Emma and somehow the fish would still think hes their friend. hes just that good.
>>218925308Squirt on his face Beth
>>218925482Billions are saying this
>>218925524>the chads of todayhe's 36 years old
>>218925373>barely any clips made because of how lame the plan washttps://fishtank.live/clip/335187https://fishtank.live/clip/335184
>>218925500because he needs to be clean to pray or some shit. he ended up washing himself off with anissa's water bottle
>>218925502Im sorry. I just wanted to give you guys back the same amount of laughs and engagement I have had in these threads and show.
I could save your show wiggers>hey jd, your job today is to be a beach-goer you get $8 for having your shirt off all day. Spring breaks coming up, so start chatting with the ladies.
>>218925308''Heres your bed bro''
Why are people mad at Bashir and not the people who walked for literally no reason?
>>218925517ok reinerle
>>218925527i miss her so fucking much
Bitch from Syria, what up? ('Rari)Ferraris and 'em Lambs, what else? (Skrrt, 'krrt)'Bout to fuck this club up, what else? (Yeah, yeah)(Metro Boomin want some more, nigga, turn up)I turn the Ritz into a poor house (turn up)It's like eviction number four now (woo)Go 'head and ash it on the floor now (swear)Girl, go 'head and show me how you go down
>>218925352He somehow takes from the show. No host would be better than this faggot spoiling everything and basically being buddy buddy with everyone. hes washed up old news and incapable of being funny now.
Anisa has official grown on me.Beth is the lowest rung of "functional" woman you can possibly be. I look forward to seeing her become a meth head.Bashir is great but he wouldn't have won S3 cell.The twins for the win.JD gay.
>>218925562I'm mad at everyone
>>218925562prime delhi hours, please understand
>>218925524have you never talked to a "chad"?>X left me, that dumb fucking whore, then she sent my friend a photo of their gossip chat group where they talked behind my back.
>>218925562Because they're retarded faggots. Bashir owned the cell.
>>218925551nobody gives a shit about jobs anymore unless they really want an energy drink
cell with no winner, at least somewhat novel
>>218925562whos mad at bashir, only trannies
>>218925562They should all be blamed. Bashit for having the arrogance to believe his retarded plan would work, and the rest of the fish for actually making his retarded plan work. It's a fail all around.
>>218925562low attention span viewers are typically unintelligent
Not a single challenge btw Just ball boys and a fake challenge They couldn't come up with a single thing for the entire cellOH THIS SEASONS BAD MAN OH ITS FUCKING BAAAAAD
I am mad at Jet
>>218925572Hire a different professional impersonator every day, hand them a script, and that would be more interesting and far more cheap. If you can't get one for a day, literally a homeless person or an escort. Since you aren't buying sex, it's fine to pick prostitutes up on the street.
Bingo (Hale) has a lot of hate in her heart and is a negative aura on the house. She needs to be removed.
everyone on this cast besides bingo/bongo are fucking duds lol
>>218925383she really couldn’t help but have her ass be visible at all times. to her credit its great, but she’s a mom lmao. i love how i saw a screenshot of her on bumble or whatever saying she’s looking for “short term fun.”
The people are turning on james "whiteboy" drako, the twins and landon. The people want a bashir JD final 2.
I still can't wrap my head around how Bashir convinced everyone hes the biggest target in a bullet elimination challenge and needs the imminent and he somehow convinced them all even the people hes not allied with.
>do you still think about me /ftl/?
>>218925422BOSSir speaks, people listen
Beth and Mary are similar if you had to give bullet point descriptions (sorta) but the difference is Mary has a soul.
it's okay guys, the fact you hate Beth for being boring and a whore is a GOOD thing! Jet said so! It's advantageous to bring on Freeloaders no one wants so Jet can get his cock sucked
easy way to tell when someone is stupid is when they use a reaction pic of sam and/or something from season 3
>>218925543Jet's broken website isn't working for me.
>>218925621What people
>>218925608Sam would have shut the social voting game down as it cucks content.
charity could have saved this season if only jet hadn't drugged her
>they simply left the easiest cell challenge ever because Bashit asked them togrim...
>>218925621>bashir JDFuck JD. That'd be the worst finale ever, neither of them have any reason to win it.
>>218925610>>218925232Anyone have the Jet texts where he says "lowkey predatory" about having an 18yo gf?
>uh yeah sorry guys the cameras were down when you left the cell and we were asleep so you have to restart itIt's that easy.
>>218925615Bongo is clearly the abusive sister
>>218925562He's not even supposed to be there today.
>>218925622He was in a room with the two least likely targets and all 3 of them want JD shot
>>218925562they are indian and they are mad sam is not around for le epic>i am sam hyde, impress medestroying stuff challenges
>Cyrokeen’s real name is Haley>Bingo’s real name is HaleyMake the call Jet, bring him in as the third twin.
we need an hero
I want to say its the end for jet, but they've garnered a pretty large wigger fanbase that'll eat up any of their slop.
the counter is still running, meaning the challenge is not over. nobody wanted to win
>>218925644Bashir is an actual cult leader>Drake about to walk and Bashir just talked to him to calm him down
>>218925562lowIQ: being mad at bashirmidIQ: being mad at those who walkedhighIQ: being mad at Jet for letting it come to this in the first place
>>218925624every day of my entire life
>>218925617yeah remember when they cried in the cell and then left that was crazy
>>218925629Ben And Jet watched 1 youtube video essay on how to make a good movie and only remember the part where it says ''if people hate a character that's a good thing, that's good writing!''
>>218925670pretty sure Bashir is part of an islamic techno accelerationist cult
>>218925622they were bored, didn't care, and wanted to go to sleep comfortably. the entire season has been nontent summer camp it's not surprising
>>218925667Getting smaller every season Even this thread is just bant fags for most of the day
>>218925669This is the only redemptionSince nobody is in the cell, and the challenge is CLEARLY still going, nobody wins immunity
>>218925676highestIQ:Not being mad about the peepeepoopoo show
>>218925676What if im mad at Landon
>>218925670Bashir is an Imperial from Cyrodil and has the Emperor's Voice major power.
>>218925688He ishttps://saif.systems/origin
jd beats women with steel chairs like he's a pro wrestlerexcept pro wrestlers beat men with steel chairs
>>218925670Muslims are pretty good at the cult stuff, I'll admit
Drake wasting vital morning tts intel hours
>hey guys so uhhh why is nobody in the cell? it's still going
I was looking back at day 1, and Vicky was already completely unraveled by the first night. I thought it was a more gradual decline, but she only lasted a few hours before becoming a drunk drug addict mess.
why would anyone give a shit about the cell when Jet has proven he'll just rig the typing contest like with the stump shit and bring back whoever gets eliminated
>>218925654Fuck you clerks 3 sucked shit and now I'm thinking about it. Nigger
>>218925562Staying mad at people for days on end isn't healthy.
>>218925713Vicky was talking about needing a vape and kratom the first minute she walked in the door
>>218925615*sigh* such is the curse of being a logical person. people perceive bash this way as well.
>>218925670crazy how people get so mesmerized when you project on a wisdom-like tone to everything you say
>>218925711He usually doesn't wake up for at least another half an hour.
>>218925697then you should learn your place
>>218925726im 90% sure Bam is going to recruit Bashir after this as a muslim guru or some shit
>>218925628Mary Jane from ADL?I didn't know Beth was molested as a child but that does seem probable Does Beth also have a Jewish sugar daddy?
>>218925622They just dont care I guess. I think thats why fan casting like s2 and s2 structure will always be the best way to go. Get fans of the show who will act cringe and pickme but do stuff for the audience to then get tortured in fishtank over the course of the season to earn respect and the win. We have like quasi fans that dont do anything and this show doesn't even torture them.
I’ll be honest, I want the twins eliminated just so I can start my romantic relationship with Bongo faster.
>2 TTS in the past 5 hoursgrim
I assume Bingo and Bongo left, because Bongo was hyper ventilating or some shit? Don't tell me Bashit got to them to
>>218925733As king amongst retards? Okay ill be your god king
>director still on the cell cam with the timer goingproduction is asleep at the wheel and i am scared
>>218925748Bashir woke them up and asked them to leave and they just went "okay we were feeling sick anyways"
>>218925748He just woke them up and convinced them to leave.
>>218925541So what?
Is Bashir the main character?>Bam thinks hes a wise shaman>Jet and Ben begged him to come back>James does whatever he says even tho Bashir is the only threat to James>Emma shot him in the back but now shes helping him again and wants JD out>Tricks the twins, Anissa and Landon into leaving by just saying ''trust me bro i wont shoot you''
>>218925726It's the monotone voice and the fact that he doesn't second guess his words. He also has senpoku eyes of a cult leaderBashir might the reincarnation of Manson
>>218925644>bashiti used to call him that but hearing beth say it out loud all smuglike made me realize how actually cringe it is
>>218925737Mary aka “Creature” I know of ADL stuff but never have got into that I’m too unc
>>218925361She honestly has great feet
>>218925741Simbal and Burt, 2 completely non-fans, gave us the best Cell finale. Binx was likely not a fan and just knew of the show, and she was also good by telling Burt to kill Simbal.
>>218925760>>218925762
>>218925748After Anisa left he asked them to leave and they said okay since Bingo is sick anyways.
>>218925488they should fuck
>>218925757You would think being legally responsible for retards that can and will sperg at the drop of a hat would make them sleep in shifts.
>>218925757>Someone else just walks in just before someone downstairs checks the cams and steals the win
>>218925746How pissed will Jet be when he wakes up and finds out he can't do another 15 dollar per ball brother bit
>>218925741in S2 they were trying to impress Sam nobody gives a fuck what Jet thinks
Why are all the christlarpers trying to cope so hard about bashir winning immunity?
>>218925741Burt and Simbal weren’t fans and they fought while holding rotting fish corpses.
>>218925788that would be funny, give it to beth
Why the fuck did Anissa walk out? It's either her or the twins that are getting eliminated from the typing challenge.
>>218925794Jet needs to study the 48 laws of power just like his master sensei
>>218925795He trusted in god and was rewarded for it
I was pretty traumatized by the tickle Landon challenge. Jet Neptune’s Hellhouse has gone too far. We need pizza and a vibe repair.
>>218925741S2 had the worst cast, though?
I just like the holy war angle. The smartest fish being a Saracen and Christ's only hope being the twins doesn't bode well for the crusades.
I'm watching the Beth/JD confessional right now and he actually cleared up the confusion about the condom in his pants. He has to keep it in there because it doesn't fit in his ridge wallet.
Just woke up, what happened in the cell?
>>218925795when did he win? challenge is still going according to stream?
>>218925793i love how cringe he is that hes always saying burt here and burt from so and so lmao
Why the fuck did Drake kick Emma out of the cell only for him to leave anywaysWhy in the FUCK did Emma decide to help Drake and be his loyal servant?I don't understand these people at all
>>218925267Nigga has that Elon Musk body
Daniel was the start of retards shit testing production.
>>218925777If you're going to insist on pushing this retarded meme you should probably know that her name is actually Marie, not Mary
>>218925782That was a good challenge and simbal was good content I agree. I think with both the people you mention they were 100% aware of the fact people were watching them. Simbal wanting to be liked or whatever and Burt with his dedicated fans. Idk maybe i should say instead its more people that are aware there is a show going on and are willing to be tortured and create content, so what you would assume as a “fan” but does not necessarily have to be one.
>I fuck everything up
>People still think JD's a guaranteed win because it's an actual typing challenge
>>218925726newsflash anon. The majority of people are just intelligent enough to be able to survive. So if anyone shows up who they perceive as having more knowledge or wisdom than they do, they shutdown and go along with whatever is being told to them.Note that the person doesn't have to actually be more intelligent or smarter or wiser than them, they just have to believe that they are.
Bashir sinned and will spend time in hell for it. Sorry its non-negotiable, missing prayer is atleast a week in hell.
>>218925795>>218925832christlarpers are supporting bashir. the fags, gays, trannies and mega-autists are the only ones hating
>half the cast wants to walk>the other half are nontent>the freeloader was a dud>the cell ended in under 12 hours because a guy convinced everyone else to let him winRealistically, what do you do in Jet Neptune's shoes?
>>218925741>>218925826"Production said""Production told us""Production did""Production had"
>>218925839and who did jet compare him to?
>>218925839*Cole
>>218925831Nothing. Bashir said "hey can you guys leave" and they all left.
>>218925782she threw pocket sand at simbal too
>>218925866walked! we want him back!
Feels like Bam is only there for a pay check. He's not really involved.
>>218925835>Why the fuck did Drake kick Emma out of the cell only for him to leave anywaysHe didn't kick her out. She wanted to leave, and she wanted Drake to push her out so it looked like she didn't walk. Drake was happy to go along with it because he was going to use that today as proof that he doesn't like Emma either as he plots to snake Bashir for the second time, which now won't work.
If anyone actually watched the computer lab they would know James Drake types faster than JD because he was a script writer at one point I believe.
>>218925847We should call ICE on that alien. I doubt he is legal
>>218925839Daniel won.
>>218925831JD was finally seen shirtless and it was nastyBashir asked everybody to leave since he really wants immunity and there was no other prize and they did
>>218925850doesn't matter who wins. i know who won't lose.
>>218925835women do whatever chad says its that easy for them.
>>218925845I think I've mentioned it before but Jet doesn't want anyone who will do hellhouse stuff. In the Season 4 live audition he basically said that to the people he interviewed He really does just want freindtank
>>218925832he won when he convinced everyone else to walk out and was the last one in the cell, retard
>>218925839Jon chased the sharks around in s1
he would unironically fix the season
He tried to warn us
>>218925600It was production's fault. They told him no more yeeting people out the door, they wanted strategic play. So he gave them strategy and outplayed the fuck out of production.
>>218925826Its the best cast by a mile nobody talks about any of the other ones.
>>218925852I disagree.
>>218925232Oof, rough body type right there.
>>218925870Bam is there purely for more mainstream appeal, the entire goal of fishtank now is to sell it off to whoever will buy, but thanks to Sam’s/Jet’s ineptitude that’s not gonna happen
>>218925870Bam is clearly having fun with this.
>>218925835You've been told over and over that women crave a firm controlling hand. And some part of you didn't want to believe that it was true, maybe some residual part of your subconscious that believed in a good and just world wanted to respect women as creatures of dignity and agency. But now you've seen it in action. You cannot deny it any longer.
>>218925870at least it's worth it for all the new fans he brought... oh
>wiggers wake up and see that the cell ended early>tell bashir that because he left the room he didn't win>he gets pissed and walks.
>>218925863Cole isn't a retard though.
>>218925543>I'M ACTING!
This thread is full of normies fuck off to twitter or something you are destroying the culture.
>>218925741S2 consisted of the fish doing absolutely nothing until Sam showed up so they could reddit basedfacr at him. Bantfags are brain damaged
>>218925900The /bant/ cult doesn't speak for everyone. There's a reason why S2fags will just devolve into sucking TJ's tard dick.
>>218925891counter still running, no one in the cell
Freeloader Antara showing up next week will save the season
>>218925918that would make James more likely to leave as they are fucking with the rules again
>uh letty was such great strategic player>uh binx was such great strategic playermeanwhile Bashir convinced people to leave the cell without touching them or yelling at themonly jd was physical because he started it
I hate Jet so much
>>218925919Lmao hahahajajaja good one buddy
>typing challenge
>>218925835they are in love
>uhm Jin why are you acting all weird around the girls I'm grooming? SAM PLEASE GET HIM OUT OF HERE!
>>218925870this is one of the biggest reasons i still carry the cope that sam will return during the last week. bam can't stop with the "you know i used to be somebody" intersections every chance he gets. he doesn't give a shit to talk to anybody for more than a minute or two. and as soon as the first opportunity presents itself, he dips the fuck out without a word as soon as possible in the most literal sense of the term. it's hard to believe it isn't a bit.
>>218925918Would actually be the best ending to this season. Bashir has already surpassed his previous elimination, he probably has nowhere to go from here but down as Jet seethes endlessly about having his gay ball brothers bit ruined.
>>218925931S2 was the season i watched the least of because literally anyone worth a damn left in the first 2 weeks and then it was just boring as fuck. TJ sucked and did nothing and didn’t deserve a W.
Burt clan here, why was Sibble only picking up the blue balls during the candy challenge?
>>218925931>>218925937What you didn't like the 3 hours of TTS spammed at TJ to do something, anything?And then he gets up, goes to confront someone, promptly gets told to fuck off, and then goes back to get TTS spammed at him?Umm, hero's journey much??
https://youtu.be/b7vQTe-p92M?si=sl02ED6VXOyYVairIs it wrong I’ve given up on the show now and just want the boys to play left for dead 2 now?
>>218925835James Drake is courting Emma. After the show or on the show they will be a thing.
>>218925919I don't think "Smart" is an adjective that anybody brings to mind when talking about Cole. He was entertaining, let's just leave it at that.
>>218925937You have a weird feeling of inadequatesy because your favourite is the gay nigger jerk off season. You don't belong here.
>>218925919cole?
>>218925896AND BE A SIMMPPLLLLLLLLLEEEE
>>218925927Bant wants us all dead and you think that's funny?
>-- Bashir has won the cell challenge by simply asking the others to walk outI expected nothing less both gay and kindof chad. They even half assed the cell challenge, thanks Jet!
>No Landonfags begging him to fuck the goblina all nightIt's over, they've all dropped him.
>>218925831>drake and emma fake him lifting her out of the cell>20 minutes later emma throws water over the cell and beth leaves>immediately after james leaves>bashir spends an hour trying to throw JD out and JD gives up and eventually leaves himself>hours later bashir convinces anissa, her thrall landon, and the twins to leave and wins
>>218925983Emma's boyfriend might actually rope if Draco did that to him.
this season sucks so bad, everyone is now sperging out about season 2
>>218925975Kys Klaus
>>218925983He could do so much better
>>218925991>inadequatesy
Cell didn't even last 13 hours. SAD
>beth without makeupHOLY FUCKING GRIMOLA
>>218925991>inadequatesy S2fags really do have poop for brains
Many people won't agree with this, but Ted was the greatest fishtank contestant and him shitting his pants constantly and getting to motorboat Alexis was funny
>>218926026rough 23
Did Cole walk or get kicked? I am having trouble deciding
>>218926026beth is the new ellie
>>218926008>her thrall landonKek my sides
>>218926026terrible imitation of my kratom princess
>>218926026Doesn't look that bad
>>218926041He moonwalked out
>>218926026still far above any other female in that house
Bashir only debuff is that hes muslim and obsessed with Japan else he would have been a fan favorite
>>218926026all women look beat without makeup and filters
>>218925939they make over 30k a week but can't afford to hire an indian to drive director cam or update overlays. wiggers are asleep, what do you really think?
I don't think I'd like Bashir much irl but I have a fondness for him.
>>218926015I barely know who that is because I'm not an off-season watching faggot. Everything I typed was true. It was weeks of that shit. Oliver was the only good thing that happened after Cole got kicked.
>>218926026She really does look choppedI said that when the camera zoomed in on her, she just has like a pound of makeup on to trick simps
>>218925885JD really just left when asked? He needs it most
>>218926041i think he walked but they wanted him back.
nigger.
>>218926026>>218926069shes a homeless bitch that gives titjobs to random guys for a place to stay and eats poop
these twitter retards actually think Sam was running fishtank from the basement the whole time, as if he doesn't lose interest and quit every project he works on halfway through
>>218925677Head’s head looks like a penis in this thumbnail
>>218926072Anissa needed it the most, she can't type and neither JD nor Bashir like her.
>>218926061Bashir irl would be insufferable He yaps in his monotone voice about the most boring shit imaginable and then tries to convert you to religion
>>218926072Bashir got physical with JD but couldn't get him out then he just walked out he woke up the twins and said ''hey its time to leave'' and they just said okay and left, pretty much same for Landon
>>218926084I understand the direction the show is taking now.
>>218925409Kek based damascus steel
>>218925918That would be petty and retarded from production tho and just make jet look like a seether.The rules they say is "Last fish in the room wins" (which he was) not "Be the fish in the room when we turn off the timer and overlay you cant see and come up and tell you that you won."
>>218926084Jet being a retard is justifying the Samtards.
>>218926079"MY TURN, MY TURN!" -jeb neptroon
>>218926054Then there would be nothing interesting about him, he would be JD.
>>218926084>>218926106to be fair, he shut down horrible ideas jet had like>voting
>>218926084sam made fishtank what it iswithout sam, its just friend/reddit tank
>tts: great ask the only 2 people in the house who've never dated about relationship advice>bongo: that's truetwinsies run this ship
Bashit is lowkey whomp whomp.
>>218926084the real benefit of sam in the basement is it stops jet from putting his feet up on his desk
>hey guys, it’s me jet. Sorry that the cell sucked, the real game begins now.>Frank walks out>Fatty walks out>Tai walks out>Jobe walks out> Freddy and Direnc walk out together> Letty walks out>Johnny Neptune walks outWould you kneel?
>>218925409kwab
The only reason I like season 5 is because the wiggers can no longer hide behind Sam and it's harder and harder for the paypig audience to do damage control seeing the incompetence on full display I don't think we've had a Mondo Discord accusation all SeasonThat means it's REAAAAL bad
Bets on if Jet will try to repair the vibes by delivering more pizza? surely it will work this time.
>>218925945Literally everyone is saying this
>>218926084Sam was the tard manager, wrangling in his wigger tards in order for them to wrangle in the fish tards
>>218926059i dont care. if contestants are being lame, they should make it funny
>>218926140>Mondo DiscordIt's 2026
>>218926138what about burt
>>218925860I can’t believe there wasn’t a cash prize for winning the cell lmaoAn incentive instead of a 1/5 chance of being eliminated
>>218925267yes
>>218925409das ritesqueal like a pig, mintsSQUEAL LIKE A PIGREEEE REEE REEE REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>218926140The best thing about this season is watching Jet fuck up and then cope about it
>>218925835because he wanted someone to walk out if beth walked out to make sure she didn't mess with peoples stuff. that was what he was whispering about to everyone at the start of the challenge. guess he didn't trust emma to do the job.
>>218926138This would make me instantly buy the season pass XL
You now remember Jet hiding in the basement all day waiting for Sam to show up to kick Jin.
>>218926140All those balls being bought? Paypigs are still 100% behind Jet. They're more retarded than Jet which is difficult.
JD the gay pigeon boy
>>218926094Getting JDs shirt off was the gg for his entire game, not just the tank. He's going to go around like an emasculated bitch and weird chest shape TTS will hurt him unlike JD gay. I almost feel bad for him.
>>218926026she is not ugly, her body is not ugly, even OF is not a problem, but pandering on fishtank and being part of this cult and befriending with them (sharpfart and other behind spinoffs), AND literally eating feces (what is worse, on cam) is a big no noi just feel bad for her newly made simps
>>218926138I'll kneel when Johnny walks Jet around the house on a dog leash while reading /r9k/ posts.
>>218926169No one has ever thought of jet as tough.
>>218926175this
>>218926169They later claimed he wasn't in the basement, but he literally had chatted in the morning about the event.
>>218926138Where’s Poop Spongebob?
>>218926176>still no clipssure thing
>>218926149Malala Velba
>>218926188What a petty faggot
>>218926188the s5 cast has been meta talking nonstop lmaojet is useless
This is as good as it's ever gonna get, Sam would never look for competent people to run his cash cow, he would rather shut the whole project down. It's going to be Jet Neptune and Benjamin Taylor until fishtank implodes.
People are so naive in this thread they have never heard of Dubai chocolate and i'm not talking about the psyop they are trying to sell in stores.
i just had to drink to get to sleepunemployed loseris this the average fishtank watcher?unemployed piece of shit without a girlfriend watching a show with people somehow less impressive than themselves?i'd still mog 99% of the faggots who are a part of this dogSHIT showfuck Trump
>>218926065ya idk who the fuck klaus is either i thought it was that european blood-drinker who runs the world economic forum. agree with what u said about TJ tho, that shit was gay
>>218926170I'm sorry but I refuse to believe that ball boys isn't just a bit that Jet made up to piss off the audiance For someone to take out their credit card and pay $15 dollars just so they have their name barely read out really fast and a ball thrown is just something I'm not ready to accept into my reality Ball boys is a ruse
hi every1 im new 2 fishtank!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is beth but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!!
>>218926218It's going to shamble on for as long as the same handful of paypigs keep it profitable, yeah
>>218926222NEVER HAD DUBAI CHOCOLATE?
>>218926235ok
>>218926247lmaooo
>>218926222yes the emirates are degens and sold themselves out
>>218926235I don't have a girlfriend but I have an office job where I don't do anything for 40 hours a week, $60k a year.Not great but not terrible it feels like.
What hasn't really been said yet is Sam being antagonistic from the get go was also preparing the fish for when they'd eventually turn up the heat on them and get them acclimated to the tank. Jet has a parasocial relationship with every fish he casts so he doesn't want to be overtly standoffish to them like Sam was. When (honestly, if, at this point) they eventually turn up the heat the fish aren't really going to be able to handle it this time around. The only people I see adjusting well are Anissa, Bashir, and maybe Landon
>>218926247what a disgusting list of "food"
>>218926244i understood that reference
>>218926041He had to return to his home planet
>>218926243There was a theory that it was fake last night, as someone said the ball fishtoy wasn't up. I'm not really sure how the website works though, since I haven't used it since S1. IF it's real, it's genuinely one of the more retarded things I've seen.
if you like this season then you are redditjetcucks would love season 6 to just have jet with 9 onlyfans girlshttps://www.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1rybiqx/fishtank_is_so_much_better_without_sam/
Can a nigga get the quickest TLDR on how the cell went down and generally how each fish left? Very stupid time/day to start the cell. Should have been all day sunday
>>218926258To be fair, Sam is the only one who ever turned up the heat to begin with.
>>218925982i think this may be one of the reasons why goran decided to take the xboxes away. he probably knew it would come to this
>>218926258Don't worry. Jet is a vindictive bitch. When the audiance yells>NONTENT He will sperg out and do some half assed hellhouse plan That's what the cell wasToo many people were yelling at him after Elvis so they pushed the challenge early
This season is fine.Yall are being babies.
Jet has a massive ego, he views himself as an artist who thinks what he's making is going to profoundly change the world.
>>218926277I also read somewhere that they had refunded a bunch from S4 so people just had ball redemptions in their site inventory. Idk tho, that shit gay.
>>218926258They really just need a 6’5” 240lb guy to replace Sam. Production is onions this time around, and in a survival situation would get slaughtered by the fish
>>218926288the bit was shit
>>218926258Jet did try to "turn up the heat" with Emma's letter from the bf and it bombed hard. He just can't do it, he doesn't have the talent for anything that isn't pizza and xbox.
>>218926244Those are the women of my generation. It was cute as hell. Now they have gained 30 pounds and posted every hole on the Internet.
>>218926263most of those things are good, go back to r/autism
>>218926203>>218926215There is also this theme of "owning the insult" a season later. Jet, last season, loses sleep over Jin mentioning /r9k/ once. This season he says "haha I don't care, google it." In S2, Cole was kicked due to the Nina stuff. In Bloodgames, Letty quickly said "What the Nina stuff, who cares?" But it's totally fake and is just a way to easily claim that they never cared.
>>218926026Is this suppose to be ugly? She looks fine
>>218926244xD !!! rawr o.O
Just recreate season 2 with 12 fish+ to prepare for leavers. Bully fans relentlessly. Survival mode also. Eliminations should be based off this idea: lowest stox from challenge bottom 3 performers gets eliminated. Those bottom 3 performers have 1 day to up their stox, and there is a mini challenge to give 1/3 fish immunity. Results of mini challenge can be secret. Hire me I'm a genius
These threads turned from seething at Jet to just seething about everything
>mints spent 3 months vibecoding enslave
>>218926283This is 6 days ago. I think most people are starting to turn on Jet now.
>>218926309yeah...
>>218926324>hire me>uhhh too many cocks in the kitchen
>watching JDs sperg out recapHoly moly can we get hellhouse for this guy at least?
>>218926314He shut down the computer room because someone mentioned Claire and EllieHe's not owning shit He just doesn't care about Marky posting anymore since Sam called him a useless retard and told him to go do Fishtank on his own
Hey Faggots,My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day watching this stupid ass show. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to retarded autist girls"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thank you for your attention in this matter.Vote Trump.
>Worst typer gave immunity to someone else after fucking with the best typerIncredible
>>218926257nice...i wish i had a jobi just listen to music all day and drink to get to sleep to stop thinking of my old girlfriends
>>218926291The fish are fine, some quitters, but it's not really their fault, production's job to expect people are going to leave and have replacements ready to go. It's season 5. Beth sucks though.
>>218926324>just recreate season 2
>>218926324It's insane that they don't have an alternate cast ready and waiting to fly in
>>218925257She looks a lot like my mom in her youth, a bit disturbing
>>218926333I've grown to become an angry adult.
It's usually just /ftl/ that doomposts but now it's everywhere, I haven't seen a positive tweet in days Its seriously bleak rn especially compared to week 1Best part is jet can't blame anyone but himself for this
>>218926341Right, but that's what I mean. Next season, watch him be completely fine with "Ellie and claire" stuff. I'll even post on here reminding you if he does.
bingo and bongo sounded really fucked up when they left the cell. no more content for a week.
>>218926371I'll look forward to it
>>218926356Just have them in the house from the start. If no one leaves just do quick eliminations for few days
>>218926373Jet is only giving them baby food and no meds.They are going to walk.
>>218926349Eh if you can survive good enough without one than you're fine. I worked my way up to this busting my ass in just 3 years because I wanted to travel and met a girl online. Turns out travelling sucks and the girl turned into a femcel and doesn't want to date. And now I can't just move back with my parents so I'm stuck working for nothing. I would have stayed a broke NEET if I'dve known.
>>218926343JD how did you get access to another computer on the show?
Is the website even moderated anymore? I saw “Sam Hyde has sex with minors” spam for 30 mins last night.
>>218926138Some of you guys have the worst takes
just say the camera went down and restart the cell
>>218926404No
>>218926404Jet has completely tuned out of the show, now that Beth is here he might as well be a freeloader
>>218926411Nobody wants to sit through a redo
>>218926404Sammy is thereJetty doesn’t care
>>218926284emma secretly agreed to drake picking her up and dropping her outside the room.beth left shortly after.drake left a bit after.jd was dragged out partially by bashir.after a few hours, anissa was convinced by bashir to leave.the twins left too.landon was convinced to leave too
>>218926365There's always been a section of Mondo glazers that with anything Sam is associated with will do damage control no matter what and call it>The best thing ever>You just don't get it trannyWith Sam being gone. The loyal cultists are gone as well and nobody has ever truly liked Jet enough to do damage control for free for himHe's always been a lolcow retard.
>>218926397>dresses up his teenage girlfriend in hello kitty baby clothes>feeds the infantile women baby fooduhm Jet, not a good look.
>>218925409Mints os such a sassy bitch
>>218926404they are letting ryan dunn tts through man
Don't really get the point of a ban on past seasons. Having recurring characters is a sell. Just do half new half recurring, fucking retards.
>>218926244Bongo’s old tumblr is filled with unironic stuff like this
>>218926437Just say you want them to bring your favorite back
>>218926398i guess so... yeah, online girls suck(whatasurprise)i take solace in that we are all gonna die soon..so what's the point?
>>218926439Link?
>the cell barely lasted a day and people just left cuz they wanted to go potty :/Should have put money on the line.Loser will fight and squabble endlessly for money
>Hey guys, last night was crazy right? So tonight we’re ordering super cheese fries and super zagnut. Vibe repairs
>>218925395mental retard
>>218926284>Emma got Drake to kick her out>Beth left because she's a whore>Drake left because he fucked up his chess move to try and get Bashir out when Beth left under the guise of "protecting their stuff">JD got dragged out by Bashir and then walked out like a retard>Bashir then convinced everyone else to leave when production had fallen asleep so they couldn't stop himIn total, Bashir kicked out 5/6 fish.
>>218926437At this point, I think Jet is just spiting the audience>Oh, you think I'm doing a bad job and want a fan favorite on?>Fuck you, I'm going to rub the sexpest shit in your face by bringing on an onlyfans whoreWe all know how petty Jet is
>>218926324Nah, it needs to be S3 recreated every season. New theme each time, pirate, space, jungle explorer. Pure normies each time. Gaslight them that they are on Hulu, or whatever in the fuck. Do the scenes. Jason G and Ben Silver are back and bickering. Then, when the FT reveal happens, actually have something planned? When FH2 happens, actually have goals for the initial FH fish? For monetization during FH, have some sort of crowd funding to lock and unlock rooms. If I had 8 months to prepare, I think I could think of every idea solo.
>>218926026Have you never seen a girl without makeup? That's pretty decent. The nose ring and hair are retarded, but otherwise good.
Abi>Rotting teeth, a dog ate her fake tooth. >Literally fucked Jet Neptune and ate his asshole.>Homeless and lives with a fishtank superfan (prostitute).>Does AI onlyfans. Sit this one out, girl.
>>218926457I'm tired of it, the show is still in day 3 mode because jet cannot be bothered anymore
When the wind blows the kratom will fall…
Why don't they just bring Vicky back as a freeloader and giver her an infinite kratom and alcohol supply?
>>218926446I just want entertainment, random zoomer of whores or boring gen xer ain't it
>>218926437>take the most entertaining fish from previous season>make them freeloaderswith previous cast members as the freeloaders, they'd be able to move things along as they know how the show works; guiding and manipulating the fish into situations. Galaxy gas must be THAT good that they refuse to think
>>218926473thats a guy
>>218926470I love girls without makeupEspecially the Asians that I fuckBut beth looks like a trailer park snake
>>218926026looks fine.The screenshot was obviously taken mid video so it's already unfavorable and if that's the worst (mid speaking with mouth open, not posing for a photo) you can make her look then it's pretty good.
>>218926420>>218926465Thanks lads
>>218926473catty
>>218926485>uhhh yeah sorry guys no returning faces even though they're perfectly suited for the show and would do great
>>218926473Which tooth was the fake one?
Season 5 before Vicky leaving will always be a good memory for me
>>218926026
>>218926500Man Tayleigh is one ugly motherfucker
>>218926335Yeah even the reddit fags hate Jet at this point. Without Sam to carry, Jet’s incompetence is on full display
Bwing fweddy back :(
What compels girls to put metal into their noses?
>>218926485Only thing stopping them is spite, 0/2 prob about to be 0/3 this season
>>218925267He's sucking his gut in, but also his chest is weird, which is made more apparent by the aforementioned gutsucking
>>218926520all the other girls are doing it
>>218926485thats cheap tho first couple of freeloaders should be new faces
>Drake already coping with the "plan" shit after his entire plan was kicking Bashir and Bashir is now immuneActual retard.
>>218926149HOLY SHIT
Lotta crying bitches in the threads today
I'm a rich chad prepper living alone in a remote village far from any nuke targets and jews. Is this the average fishtank viewer?
>>218926527Why other girls doing it?
I can't even blame Sam for not putting in any energy in S4, when neither Jet or Bam put in only 10% of his S4 energy into S5.
>>218926518I'd say it's 70% pro-Jet on reddit still. I'm slowly poisoning them though. The issue is that it just reverts each season since their memories are like goldfish.
>>218926517She was borderline anorexic in the tank and looks a lot better now.
>>218925717...there was a clerks 3?
>>218926532Jet your show sucks and you're incompetent
>>218926520slampiggy
I want to invite the twins to come visit Disney World with me. They seem like they would enjoy it.
>>218926520the purpose of installing a nose ring on an animal is to give yourself a convenient and effective place to attach a leash to control the animal.
they should not invite anyone back that went to participate in any of these fan projects.only good option from past contestants would be freddy or direnc
>>218926543>I'd say it's 70% pro-Jet on reddit stillI checked when Bashir got eliminated and they all blamed Jet.No one in Fishtank chat was on Jet's side either.
Insider here. The next entertaining exciting contest will be cleaning up the Jungle Room while whiles spam the Landon song.
>>218926540>neither Jet or Bam put in only 10% of his S4 energy into S5.I know we're all pissed here, but Jet put more effort in during the 30 minutes he was imitating Elvis than Sam did in all of S4 lol.
>>218926235im in my 40s and married with kids and watch this shit on my phone while i "work" my dumb goyim babysitting job. im also eastern euro and nobody cares if you do any real work here.
>>218926520Why do they all have nose piercings? Why do they all have belly button piercings? Why do so many of them have nipple piercings? How many of them are going to get frenulum piercings like the Olympics girl? Whey are they all covered in tattoos? Why do modern women want to look like 19th century sailors?
>>218926507>Which tooth was the fake one?Looked like lateral incisor , I don't remember
>>218926520I put metal into my nose in 2011 when it was still part of subculture. So weird to see it hit a 2nd wave of e-girls doing it so much later.My nosemetal is older than some girls doing this now lol
>today will be a vibe repair>beth paypigs will send streamstars TTS all day
>>218926560direnc has met like 20 streamstars
I honestly don't really know what suds are. Aren't they the little bubbles that come off a sponge? "Scrub it all up with the suds" doesn't really make sense does it, as you're not using the bubbles, they are a byproduct? Shouldnt it be "scrub it all up with a spooooonge"
>>218926540The failed prison experiment in S3 and the subsequent production meltdown caused him to lose all hope. He had regained hope by having fun being Jason G, but lost it immediately when that happened.
>>218926532Jet you should get a standing desk for yourself in the basement, you fat lazy retard.Maybe that'll incentivize you to not just sit on your ass doing nothing all day.
Bashir is about to go on /therun/
>>218926539Because other girls were doing it
>>218926578They should do the ryan dunn challenge
>>218926576gross
This shit has become so fucking unwatchable since S3 because the paypigs have become so much worse with TTS over time. They were always shit but never to the degree that its just 10 hours straight of "kiss my black ass" over and over or "JD you're a fucking faggot" nonstop. S1 - Bloodgames there was a fair bit of diversity in the TTS, since Burt its just nonstop "lol its time to burt off :DDDDD" catchphrase shit nonstop.
>>218926595quite literally true. western women are all in a hive mind and the funny part is they all think they’re unique and quirky.
>>218926565>during the 30 minutes he was imitating Elvis than Sam did in all of S4only because that is his personal interest, it's like when Sam is working outyea, obviously he is putting in effort into that
I think beth is too cute
>>218926598Twins already suggested that unknowingly
>>218926598>HEY IM RYAN DUNN AND THIS IS THE CAR FLIP CHALLENGE
>>218926561Like I said, they have goldfish memories. You have to view their opinions on a range of days. Go look right now, majority of posts are "Loving the season, but..."
Sex with Vicky
does jd plan on leaving at the 2 week mark or is he just sneedfarting like alex b?
>>218926529doesn't have to be all previous members, sprinkle in 1-2 with the new freeloaders. crazy how jet's whole schtick is ironically doing the whole>I'm not really retarded, I was only acting!
>>218926550>>218926588Giant gun yourself
she took all the funny with her
>uhh too many cooks in the kitchen we cant hire more people>director cam hasnt changed from a empty room for 5 hours
>>218926565>Dress up>Do a bit guys>Ok we're doneWhat is the point of Elvis What was the point of dressing up greaser styleWhat was the point to any of it if they're just going to do the cell next>ERM SO I DRESS UP AS ELVIS AND GET ELVIS IMPERSONATERS AND THEN THEY SING AND THEN BETH WALKS IN AND MUMBLES >AND THATS THE BIT?????
Hey guysIt's meSam Hydefrom Cartoon Network
>>218926084the fact that even the replies to your post don’t get that sam was never even in the basement is shocking. Sam never had a big hand in fishtank, his host role was always symbolic
today:>most fish sleep until 2pm>elimination>emma is eliminated>uninspired bit after 5pm>alcohol delivered>someone crashes out
>>218926602Anybody with a shred of hope for show quality has long abandoned giving money. All that's left is newfags who joined after seeing S4 clips and fat whales like Aperture with fat for brains who think Jimmy is the funniest person on the planet.
>>218926628Jet says >fishtank is always gonna be scuffedso it's ok :^]
>>218926602Because people have no idea how to be funny or say something important but still want to feel cool so they just repeat the same stupid shit.I TTS and I hate the gay cringey retards that fill up the queue with retarded fucking bullshit.
>>218926602Most of the tts' to Burt were conspiracy theories to fuck with him and it was hilarious
Cell challenge is still goingBashir quit the challenge
How much longer are we all going to cry and seethe and piss ourselves over the show
>>218926641They elimination was pushed back to Thursday
>>218926520Something tells me it's a similar reason to having neon "danger" hair.
>>218926632it's not supposed to be a bit. it's literally just dinner and a show for morale boost and to make them want to stay longer.
>>218926628Jet is trying to save as much money as he can.Why do you think he isn't handing out fishbucks?
Why did Jet dress up as Elvis?Why didn’t Ben dress up as Elvis?
>wiggers still arent awake
>>218926649Paypigs just say "yeah but that's good! The show *should* be bad!"
>>218926527no its because other girls ARENT doing it
>>218925835Emma wanted to be kicked because she's lazy nontentShe made a signal towards the door before James carried her out and was laughing the whole time
>>218926657There's less people in here than ever so I imagine not much longer, season 8 will be bant only
>>218926610>only because that is his personal interestPlaying characters used to be a big interest of Sam's too, before he became a depressed faggot. He was a literal theater kid, don't forget.Sam not being able to get into character anymore is exactly why he needed to go. I just thought we'd get a better replacement for him.
>>218926657Until Sam buys up your shares in the company and kicks you to the curb.
>>218926655Mind raping Burt was one of my favorite parts in tank history. Bro really had a fuckin board of conspiracy theories like “MDE = Male Dating Experience” in the pent house lmao
>>218926602I swear the namedrop TTS weren’t as bad in the past.
>>218926451I liked Landon shitting on Jet and Ben for the arm hair burning challenge prize being $1, I was thinking literally the same thing. Then Jet unironically got mad and pressed by him
>>218926668Someone said that Jet is paying Bam 150k.
>>218926628It's sad because last two seasons director and PTZ were both pretty solid. Cameraman seems to have fully raped both.
>>218926598that would be extremely painful
>>218926602That's what happens when you give chronic contrarians with (probably not) expendable income who were socialised on 4chan since they were 12 access to TTS.It's literally just virtue signalling to their fellow edgelords and of course, their wigger idols.
>>218926673because jet is the star of the show
>>218926628they hired adam instead of the 5 bloodgames camera guys
>>218926632>>Dress up>>Do a bit guys>>Ok we're doneThis is literally what Sam's role on the show was, thoughbeit.
>>218926619that may just be because redditors are effeminate cowards and unable to express absolute negative opinions
>>218926689Please god.
S5 haters just want to watch a rapist nigger masturbating
>>218926365Honestly, the cast just sucks. They're boring and they have barely any chemistry with each other. Nobody plays off of anyone except maybe Anissa and Landon. And the two freeloaders they've had so far have been some of the worst they've ever gotten. It's not fun to watch
Season 10 is going to be jet in a basement with a bunch of women on their phones like a clavicular streamThe only thing they do is ball brothers every 30 minutes, the rest is just reacting to twitter
>>218926549yeah they kill off one of the dudes and try to make some sappy gay message then rest of the movie is montage of production. its terrible
>>218926699150k to show up for 20 minutes a day. that's wild. they could have put that 150k towards a warehouse set in rhode island and still have sam host maybe twice a week.
>>218926581It's not a byproduct. The physical structure of the foam is like a microsponge that captures loose particles.
>>218926673ben does what he is told
I don't think Jet understands the show or audience.Nobody wants "fair", they want ENTERTAINMENT.
I’m literally going to neck myself if Frank kisses Bongo on national television.
James wakes up and makes coffee. He's a go-getter.
>>218926687cant wait for my favorite fat retard on ozempic to recreate this on his streams with OF whores to a couple dozen people that invariably grow out of fishtank failing
>>218926733They're boring because they have no reason to compete.
I know Anisa pissed herself but did any of the other girls pee before getting thrown out? And does anyone have a clip of Anisa wetting herself?
>>218926736This is unironically Jet's dream for his careerHe also wants to IRL stream himself going to fast food places and eating buffalo wings
The show has been mostly shit since season 1, you just have moments of kino, yet season 5 has brought the biggest crybaby faggots I've ever seen what the fuck happened
>>218926703A lot of loyalty for a hired gun
>>218926733In all fairness, they haven't really got any incentive to do anything, most of them know they're not going to win and they don't get any money for doing anything Most days they don't have a challenge or anything, just the same 6 jobs on repeat They're all bored
>>218926716The role that sam would do when he actually wanted to put in effort was in service to whatever the theme was Jet is just doing >Throw shit at the wall Lol random tier>ERM HEY GUYS WHAT IF WE WERE LIKE ELVISand then wiggers clap and snicker to themselves thinking they hit gold
>>218925232holy fuck that physique though
>>218926750I want fairtank
it's amazing how people have more excitement when Frank shows up than when Bam does.
>>218926763This but BingoI really need to see a clip of Bingo wetting herself or filling her diapey with chocolate.
>>218926756i'm excited to see him mess with drake. i have a feeling drake would go full payton on him.
james drake should wake landon up and tell him to go back to the jungle room.
complaining about people complaining the show sucksthat's was these threads have turned into
So is this shit about to be worse than the worst parts of Season 2?
>>218926770Yeah I think this cast could be solid at worst and amazing at best if neptroon knew how to run a show, and gave incentive to the fish instead of paying Bam to do literally nothing
>>218926079>gives titjobs to random guys for a place to stayWhere do I sign up?
>>218926767Their embellished memories of past seasons pile up with time and their expectations become more and more retarded
>>218926767Everyone stopped watching
what kind of plastic BPA castration device is he making coffee in?
>>218926798It hasn't gotten that bad yet
>>218925524They are all like that because they have never had to be on the recieving end of the matriarchal bullshit
>>218926736>>218926766What Neptune doesn't realize in his grand plan is that he's an Unc and hitting 30Nobody gives a shit about old heads and their opinions
>>218926772>was in service to whatever the theme wasIt was Sams idea to get rid of season themes, though. Jet was always the one pushing themes. Sam is the main reason we didn't get Bloodgames 2.
>>218926763
WAIT_____NOT YET________NOW YOU MAY SPEAK
>>218926767>, yet season 5 has brought the biggest crybaby faggots I've ever seenS2 had bigger doomposting though?
its a boring show
Is Eleanor “Ellie” Goodson really enough of a cuckold that she would let her husband fuck random egirls?
>>218925308stupid Beth took his new bed he moved to yesterday because of the speaker being turned up louder so he had to improvise, i have a feeling he will put her in her place today and make her move to the original bedalso she literally agreed to sleep on the round matt when everyone was there earlier so its not like she didn't know that was his new bed up topBashir was in the room on his bed at the time
>>218926799Paying Bam 150k to do this garbage and phone it in, while the fish have no reason to do anything. Amazing.
>>218926819A lack of permits is the main reason we didn’t get Bloodgames 2.
>>218926832But I don't fuck random egirls
>>218926826Is coffee Good for you?
>>218926830We've had 3 or 4 straight days of doomposting so its not quite as season 2 level, but I do think it's approaching that point
worst cell in fishtank history?
>>218926819The state of Rhode Island and a lack of permits is why we didn't get Bloodgames 2
>>218926844yes.
qrd on last night? stopped after the girls and drake left the cell
>>218926841You can't actually believe this lmfao. You don't need permits to stream from your backyard.
>>218926809k-cups or something like iti don't know why devices that run boiling water through plastic cups is allowed
>>218926832Ellie should have known the deal that she's just a temporary TLP before the next one
who broke the coffee pot like a dumbass?
>150k for zagnut and the ryan dunn ttsjust chargeback neptroon
so did bashir win the cell or not
>>218926848not sure about worst but easily the most forgettable
>>218926860me
>>218926649>hey yeah drake so i know you're upset about how bashir was eliminated but we brought him back anyway>but the show you were cast on is retarded and the rules are retarded and don't make sense and i'm a retarded and incompetent showrunner>but you should've seen how much more retarded it used to be in the previous seasosnNo, really, what the fuck was he thinking?
>>218926841Wrong. Sodaman was raped and part of the out of court settlement was cancelling BG2. This is well documented
>>218926834they probably said it's fine for her to sleep there as he's gonna be in the cell all night
womp womp
>>218926848>no challenges >no prize>ball brothers>freeloader was boring Yeah it was the worst one, wasn't it like 12 hours? You could sleep through that
>>218926772The dressing up was funny and the bits were funny. It all just fizzles out so fast.
>>218926852I hear you, Jet. It's not* a show.
Seriously though what was Sams reaction when Jet came to him and said "you know that girl from S4 Ellie? Yeah we're dating now".Was that the catalyst that made him go "okay I'm not involved with the show any more"?
>>218926852You do when you’re getting multiple noise complaints from the neighbors.
bill ottman holding the coffee cup to catch the drips but not leaving it on the burner because it could crack it
>>218926852Yes you do when the State absolutely hates your ass, your neighbors hate your ass and you've been a nuisance for 3 years and counting. They would fuck up Jet for a birdhouse Livestream at this point.
Looking for a new jeans. Is Levis still good quality?
>>218926852You do when you have neighbors that have already heard you partying for months
>>218926848The Cell 2 will redeem
>>218926852they are conducting a business, because they are getting money
>>218926868>No, really, what the fuck was he thinking?he's /our/ retard
>>218926853You're ACTUALLY mentally handicapped if you think that water is at boiling temps. Lmao.
>>218926884You think he had to tell him?
>>218926890Levis have gone to shit. They're walmart quality now.
james drake going for the bit, hope production goes with it
Drake going back in the cell.
>>218926875An internet stream is an internet stream you retarded faggot. How do you think Ice does the shit he does without needing filming permits? The wiggers lied because they didn't want to admit that they were in shambles at that moment. Plain and simple.
>>218926871womp womp
Sam is in basment reading this thread laughing his ass off at the stupid things you guys type
>>218926884Probably how it would just put a bigger spotlight on the Marky stuffWhy would he give a shit on a moral level?
>>218926887>her head shaved“No more Sam type stuff” - Jet “Jet Neptune” Badson
>>218926906So what to go for? price/quality wise
At this point I just want things to spiral. There's no saving it.
===James Update===James is going back into the cell with his coffee to act like he won because production is sleeping.
>>218926869Who raped him?
which way, western man?
>>218926465GOATshirI have to give a little credit to Drake because I also expected everyone to gang up on Bashir when he started trying to get others out, but instead they just watched him struggle with JD for like an hour and then gave upFully insane
>>218926908He doesn't deserve the win purely because he walked out like a faggot.
>james drake going to win despite bashir talking everyone out
Funny outcome hype
>>218925471No, it's Ted
>>218926853>>218926904The water gets pretty hot. I love my coffee maker Honestly would recommend buying one if you haven't It's good for brewing teas as well
>>218926520the female mind is a slime mold
JAMES DRAKEWINNER OF THE CELL
Can't Bashir just throw everyone out of the house and win automatically? All you need is to barricade the door. It's time to speedrun this shit.
>>218926908duuuuuuuudewouldn't it be funny if we gave the win to the guy who eliminated himself last nighthahahahaahhawoaaaaaaah awesome jet!!!
>>218926884Sam’s face after Ellie told him she was a high schooler was the exact moment Sam stopped caring about Fishtank.
would be fun, fuck these guys that sleep all day
Sex with Emma
Make the funny happen and have Drake win it, Jet
the point of no return
Might actually be the lamest shit I've ever seen if they give Drake the win here, this is the guy who walked downstairs and banged pots and pans as his best strategy to get people out of the cell.
We are approaching a familiar crossroads, what will jet decide?
Cell counter still going. Fuck you Jet
>>218926908James Drake walked out in the first few hours
Why us it Ice Poseidon can do Hunger Games with a real helicopter but Jet can't do Blood Games 2?
Unfunny TTS freaks going to push production to declare Drake the winner and then Bashir just gets kicked and cuck all content>lol the production didn't say you can't leave the room and then come back XDD so funylog 2.0
JAMES DRAKE WINS
who would have thought that the cell without a money prize was going to be shit?
>>218926958Imagine pressing your face into those socks as she sleeps and taking a big whiff
>>218926967who cares
>>218926970the libtard deep state
>>218926972They are really this upset that Bashir owned the cell, it's pathetic.
>>218926920>Why would he give a shit on a moral level?He probably wouldn't but he's a businessman and loves money, Fishtank is a business.Jet constantly offering favors and camera time to women who fuck him jeopardizes the integrity of the business and the show.
>>218926904I use my coffee pot to boil small amounts of water all the time. It's faster than the stove and safer than the microwave.Stop larping, faggot.
>>218926138The wiggers already made it clear they don't want to bring anyone back. After I heard that i'm done with this season
>james sitting in piss room for no reasonGood. Hope production doesn’t wake up until 2 pm then just laughs at him
James Drake shouldn't win just because production was sleeping
this is sickening.
>>218926980why do the cell in the first place then? you guys are just drakefags lol
>>218926972Even Jet isn't that stupidHe doesn't want Bashir gone
>>218926972are you actually worried over this
>>218926904look it upstop drinking plastic
I'm not a fan of James Drake and the wiggers only like him because they wish they looked like that
>>218926997Bashir shouldn't have come back after being eliminated just because another fish walkedSame shit niggaLet James have this W
>>218926997He won't, dumbass
>>218927003>Even Jet isn't that stupidThey let Bashir get kicked first time round, he is absolutely that stupid.
James won
that would be funny as fuck, make drake the winner for being there when production wakes up
Did Jet spend all the fishbucks budget on Bam or something
>>218926984They just don't think. The core of the issue is they are unfunny paypig trash. They think in this moment it will be so funny if Jet comes up and gives Drake the win. They don't think about what that would mean for the show.
>>218927005you already have microplastic in your useless sperm, its over anons
Jerked off for the first time in 10 days today to barefoot Bingo
>>218927009Drake looks really old for 36 I do not envy him at all
James Drake wonBashit lost
Is Frank even coming this season? He's been in Fishtank chat but he apparently had no idea Jet said no returning faces and said he's only 20 minutes away from the house
I hope production just ignores him
>>218927010honestly this.
>>218927021king
>>218927010Yeah... no
Nathan Drake W Cell Winner incoming
>>218927017EAR
People just have rose tinted glasses. For example, the Ball Sisters was objectively funnier than anything anyone (excluding production) did in Season 1.
>>218927028full reset
i really fucking hope jet doesnt have sex with emma after the season like he did with ellieim unironically falling for her bros and i dont want to get cucked
tard pig
>>218927004I can easily see Jet doing it, especially if the viewers gas him up and convince him it will be hilariousThis is the guy who thinks it's hilarious to tell people he is an alien and the twins are psychics. He is also the guy who gave Emma the win because of the log.
>>218927028week 4
>hey uhhh james? we already declared bashir the winner, come get your job for the day
>>218927021>thank you for your attention on this matteruh you're welcome
>>218927050You're already cucked bud
>>218927028>Jet said no returning facesHe says this every season since bloodgames by the way
"He doesn't have the ability to talk to people"*Talk no jutsus 4 people put the room*
morning lads Is james the last one in the cell?
>>218927021Bongo mogs
>>218926864yes
>>218927058Yeah, this is exactly the kind of unfunny faggot move Jet would make, and then tomorrow when Bashir gets voted out he's going to go "well he should have stayed in the room dude".
Jet Neptune has had his ears surgically removed. Now what, retards?
>>218927050It's more likely he'll fuck one of the twins, his fetish is defiling women and cucking men/simps.
>>218927075it was Bashir, but production is sleeping
>>218927050I hope he cucks youAlso she already has a boyfriend (that she's also going to cuck)
>>218927075Yeah and he's still the first awake.
>>218927075yes
they don't stream on youtube no more?
How did Bashir convince them theyd be safe from elim? The cell was only for immunity not who gets the bullet
>>218927050you're probably safe, brother, beth is this season's designated cum bucket
>>218927075Wiggers smoked galaxy kratom and fell asleep so no one was there to stop the timer. Bashir won. Now TTS paypigs convinced Drake by telling him the wiggers are incompetent retards and he can trick them by just going in the room.
>>218927084
>JD is kid stuffwhat did James mean by this?
>>218927078…in the being a fat piggy whore competition
>>218927075yeah, it's crazy
>>218927045Jon punched a hole in the wall and built a tower on top of the kitchen table
>>218927051God, forgive me for what I'm about to do.
>>218926992This dumbass thinks hot = boiling. Lol. Lmao even
>>218927084OUT
Just bee yourself retard and be nice
>>218927084Im trapped and will never be out now
the early bird catches the worm or what they say
James has a really big ego doesn't he.
>>218927101It was the Twins and Landon, they are the safest pretty much.
>>218927083>bro get out of my ear, Bashir should have known wiggers fall asleep for 8 hours and there is no one who can check the site, I'd like to see you write a show
>>218927051i wonder what kind of noises she'd make when you plap the fuck out of her
I love the twins, I like bashir, making fun of Landon has been fun, but idk man, shit seems rough. Vibes are killed.
>>218927050When a girl on the show says they have a bf, it doubles the chances of jet fucking them. That's just the way it goes
>>218927106nigga fell for it
>jet is now gonna have to pick between james drake getting mad or bashir getting eliminated
>>218927051>cum skeleton shirt
>>218927010>>218927034the elimination challenge was rigged from the start, though. jet said >you can't use the tree stump>you can't use anything from the jungle roombashir would have totally taken that stump and won if he thought it counted.
>>218927098They stream on Kick now instead of youtube. Youtube demonetized them for Bashir's copyrighted prayer music.
>>218927120Semantics. It's still hot enough to make you drink BPA.
Just fucked Mints, shit was tight
If Bashir gets to come back after an elimination on a technicality then James should win the Cell on a technicality It's like pottery
>the cell>a challenge the audience looks forward to was bastardized
>>218927138I unironically feel bad for JD nowguy is a literal deformed freak. no wonder the TTS spam about him being a fag wasn't getting to him
any wow arena tards here? james drake reminds of xaryu IYKYK
>>218927050sounds like you want jet to cuck you
>>218927149Let Drake get mad. At this point he's proven he's just a Wil E Coyote ass retard with a huge ego. He's Sam without supplements or a Christian grift.
>>218927160>shit was tightI don't believe you
>>218927131Is this also assuming JD gets the bullet? If JD is smart he would eliminate exactly those two since theyre the favs
>>218927149Why would James Drake be mad? Or let me rephrase, why would he be mad at anyone other than himself and why should Jet care about that?
I've stopped bothering with screencaps.
JAMES DRAKE VS JDCOME OUT OF THE CLOSET CHALLENGEThe contestant that most authentically admits to being gay, proving it beyond any doubt and committing to the decision wins.
>>218927169yea he does
>>218927050lol
>>218927137Many are pondering this
>I would have loved to stay in the cell dudeSo why did you leave, faggot?
>>218925948truuuuu
>>218927161It's not a technicality that the wiggers weren't awake to end the "Last in the room" challenge. Giving it to a person who just walked back in the room the next day would be retarded.
>>218927183If JD gets it he's probably going to eliminate Anissa
>>218927188have you seen clips posted..
Heard some people in here were talking shit?
why is nathan drake in the only room in the house that reeks of piss? what's his endgame?
>>218927201many say this after leaving the cell
>>218927190James is not gay
>>218927201cause he's playing a longer game
>>218927183and all the other fish wouldn't so they're still pretty much the safest
Drake might be really fucking stupid Remember he got 9 questions right in task master because he got stuck on sudoku
>>chad be urself adviceLmao
Can you guys please not sexualize my future wife Ashley (Bongo). It’s very rude, please treat her like a real human being and not some piece of fuck meat. Treat Beth or Anissa like that.
>>218927169landon is pikaboojames drake is xaryubongo is sodapoppin
Just use lowest stox out of bottom 3 challenge performers, makes filtering out nontet easy and riggable. Don't wanna get out via stox? Don't get bottom 3. Make the prize of a challenge useful, easy in survival mode
>>218927214it reminds him of the real jungle
>>218925948>only jd was physical because he started itHuh? Bashir was being a fag to JD and getting upset that he wouldn't leave willingly and was grabbing him first.
>>218927051slam pig
>>218927137The same noises and faces she made during the greaser bit and like in the bit Bingo will watch and scold you.
JACK DOHERTY IS GETTING IN THE TANK HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>218927227I'd fuck Bingo, not Bongo though
who is this on the left?
>>218927218Yeah, bi, whatever, either way closet fag
>>218927225what a nontent faggot
I don't think anyone even went to the bathroom when they left the cell. They just went to bed.
I like to imagine James Drake won the cell and this is him still there after everyone walked out
James should get a second shot at the cell as reparations for them letting Bashir back into the tank.
>>218927244HOLYSHIT KAI AND FUENTES TOO
>>218927169kek>>218927231kek 2
>>218927227Deep down you know that, you will never touch her.
When does Asmongold and Burnt Peanut show up?
>>218927214he's a gay guy who thinks by sitting in the piss room he won the poopoo challenge
site chat is christ is kinging
>>218927244Snack Homies
>>218927257>James should get a second shot at the cellWhy? He walked out like a faggot. If he was pushed out, then I could understand.
Jin was kicked.
>>218927255I think James Drake went to Turkey to get a hair transplant
>>218927225well regardless, he's correct. just b urself! :)
>>218927227I already married her in a dream tonight, our dreams are connected, wait until she wakes up and announces it.
>>218925379>>production exposes you for humiliation ritualHow did production expose him
>>218927222he was stupid for not skipping itsolving a hard sudoku can easily take 10 minutes
I've slept with really hot girls and kinda frumpy regular girls and for some reason the frumpy ones always have the best looking pussies. It seems like skinnier girls always have roast beef. Long story short, I bet Bongo has a perfect innie pussy.
James Drake is meh but he gets all the cool and funny screencaps.
>>218927262this.
>>218927276He walked we wanted him back!
>>218927255billy ott fitted
>>218927289I am poison. And in drip my poison into others.
Be honest, Drake mogs you.
>>218927276you don't say. if you mog production you get kicked, common story. They won't let even punish you within the game
>>218927276Mints going to wake up and ban Jin
>>218927260I can dream, you can’t take that away from me.
I just don't understand why jd won't come out as gay, it's 2026 for fuck's sake
>>218927291He asked them to give him an idea for a funny exit and instead they showed his letter off and Ben came up and gave him a chatGPT talk about why he shouldn't do it.
>>218927255annoying hearing him talk about how easy it would have been to stay in the cell all night. like.. then why didnt you do it fag. dude content cucked us but still wants credit for it
>>218927301His hair looks like a wig
>>218927249nana banana
>>218927276They kick Jin cuz they hate him, and they still gave him a special username on the site? Only for him to talk shit? I have a hard time believing thats him lol
>>218927201He legit played himself by making a deal with BashirHe had to either leave or out himself as a snake trying to get Bashir out, but he prefers roundabout scheming instead of direct confrontation and chose the former
>>218927098They do bro here’s the linkhttps://www.youtube.com/live/u1Zcyl5zrN4?si=uAkElpqw_aVBNeng
>>218927249Cx princess nanatty, "ex" prostitute with over 5k cocks sucked, and recently cheated on her husband with multiple guys
>>218926222yes we have
>RULESLol no way he doesnt know at this point
Would be fun if Jet declared James the winner
>>218927249insane woman who would have been an interesting contestant that jet passed on
Bashir’s arc will end with him literally raping Mints in the goo room.
>>218927249Thats a Japanese prostitute
>>218927312He's already a deformed freak, I now understand him. He's probably in constant pain, that's why he acts how he acts, he has to think of the pain first.
>>218927336The seethe would be catastrophic
>>218927331Women are awesome.
would be funny if production doesnt show up until everyone is back in
imagine Vicky in the cell with Bashir. She would have died in there before walking out and letting that sandwigger win just because he asked nicely
>>218926309no wonder you hate zoomers so much
>>218927318he'd rather play pretend with Beth and Emma
was production awake when James left the first time?
>>218927336they were awake when he walked out so it doesn't make sense
>>218927331Did she have sex with TJ “Lubecooch” Adams?
>>218927334But wouldn't him winning because he is now the one in the room break the rules mean that its inline with the show?
>>218927335I bet Head taught them that one.
>>218927318>annoying hearing him talk about how easy it would have been to stay in the cell all night. like.. then why didnt you do it fag. dude content cucked us but still wants credit for itThere is no fucking stakes to anything, Jet isn't giving money out so the fish just halfass everything. Why the fuck would the twins stay in the cell when they are permanently the highest stox and most well liked in the tank? If they were competing for cash they'd be motiviated to do shit.
>>218927340inshallah
the Drake wins again
>>218927249she should've been on the tank, her english is good enough. worse than shinji's but good enough
JD's correct move is to eliminate the twins. You may dislike it, you may get angry, but it's the correct move. It also will cost Jet a ton of lost income but he's retarded and insists on """REAL"""" eliminations so fuck him
>>218927352She'd be first out, she walked out of the show for fuck sake
They should just let the timer keep running and keep him in there forever. But they don’t want him to walk so of course they won’t do anything funny.
>>218927336Haha yeah man, give the win to the guy who walked out first instead of the guy who got 5/6 fish out of the cell! Mad funny.
I hope production doesn't even show up today, then tomorrow they tell James Drake>oh we declared Bashir the winner, but forgot to tell everyone. Sorry for making you wait in this piss room.
Anissa earned my respect last night and immediately lost it this morning when I learned Bash convinced her to leave the cell. Her stupid ass deserves to go home for that alone.
>>218927351goranian
this trick would work if landon came back in the room since production was asleep when he left
awkward drooly first kiss with bongo
>According to today's schedule, its a vibe repair day
>>218926371he's already fine with ellie stuff, just not claire stuff
>>218927028>Jet said no returning faces No returning faces when it comes to freeloaders. Jet didn't say no Frank
I actually dont think James is retarded for this play, he doesn't really know the rules (they do change on a whim all the time) and he's just testing if he can get away with it.
>>218927156does that mean we can get nudity and sex?
>>218927201he thinks there’s gonna be like a tribal council or something at the end
>>218927347Don't feel sorry for that fucker
They always do a vibe repair day after the cell. Even though this was the tamest cell ever, brace yourself for VR.
>>218927373TsmtJet doesn't learn things the anyway. He has to be taught a lesson
>>218927367they are competing tho for 50k
>>218927352Loving this narrative of Vicky being a tough competitor when she literally self-eliminates and cried on the first day because of a discord mod
>7 minutes>7 minutes of content is all I can give you
>>218927363unlikely, but who knows
>>218927392>rules>tai.jpg
>i don't even like snakeskek based
>Bashir: Jet, I swear, James left the cell. Just check the tapes. Please.This would be so funny.
>i don't even like snakesholy shit, get rekt, tts
>>218927392You're right in that wiggers love to make up bullshit and so things that piss the audiance off
>>218927249That’s Shinji
>>218926473yeah.vicky should do whatever she wants #girlpower #shutupabi
>>218927050he's getting bingo and bongo not emma. Maybe just bongo while bingo plays with crayons in the other room
>>218927387I want it.
>>218927373>oh nooo JD you shot one of the elimination twins sadly you are now eliminated from the show.
>>218927358Obviously
I just watched a clip of Jet mocking Charlie Kirk, what the fuck? :/
>>218927403Love it more or less than the narratives that Josie wasn't boring, that TJ had an arc, that Burt deserved the money, or that S4 died due to "muh permits"?
>>218927373>oh no, twins are out.. but let's welcome our new freeloaders.. THE TWINS!
>>218927276jin was based
I just tuned in, why is James back in the cell?
Bashir stabbing jet with a knife after telling him Drake won the cell
>>218926473api has zero controls of her socials we need a polaroid photo with her holding a newspaper
>>218927433It was pretty funny though
It wouldn't be funny but it's the best cope you James-wannabes got after his retarded performance last night, so go ahead and believe Jet would spike his show even more.
>>218927433Not cool. Sam needs to bring him in line
>>218927404kino
>>218927402>they are competing tho for 50kYeah its going so well <contestant drops out>Guys its a vibe repair day<contestant drops out><every contestant stops giving a shit>The challenge prizes are to make the fish willing to do stuff, if they get the slightest hint that they're not in good running for the 50k there is zero fucking reason to stay around. JD is obviously not going to win so why bother sticking around for 3 more weeks?? The promise of a smaller payout anchors fish to the show.
>>218927445to win
>>218927424Does Jet fuck fat women? All the contestants he's tainted with his seed so far were closer to Emma's build
Objectively the next person out should be nontent Emma JD is too funny to let go this early and he's pure TTS bait
only way to make this seasons cell memorable is the swerve
>>218927445he just walked back in after BAshir won
>>218927433go cry about it on camera
>>218927433oh shit
>>218927130He paradoxically seems like a genuine guy with a huge ego
>>218927445He's being a faggot and TTS is crying about Bashir rolling the cell this morning.
>>218927445He's retarded.
>>218927433I didn't see it. Any link?
>>218927445he won
>>218927445He only pretended to leave.
>>218927413hahahaha Jet was in there well after James left but it would be funny
>>218927276Jin walked so bits like perv Head, r9k posting JD and Landon pressing Jet could run
>>218927373The twins are top stocks though
>>218927433Get him fired from his job (unironically)
>>218927439Not as much as the narrative that cole walked
>>218927130>athlete>actornaturallt
>>218927433saw some people soifacing bc it was supposedly a low blow to sam but they were making jokes like this last season as well
>>218927485That doesn't mean anything
JD NEEDS to kill the twins for maximum heat and evolve his gimmick to evil gaylord mastermind
>>218927456didn't he fuck that payton girl after s1
If this was a JD move I could see the humor, as a Drake move it's unfunny and gay.
>>218927474I cried when Kirk died too so it's really not cool. https://x.com/GalloRespecter/status/2036634729349595156
>>218927323There is a trend where they unnaturally try to "own" insults or insecurities.
>>218927433that's lowkirk pretty sad ngl
James faking leaving the cell to trick everyone else into leaving was honestly a genius play.
>>218927485So?
>>218927433>>218927474idk if samefag, anywayshttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774411082302112.mp4
>>218927445Hes probably thinking ''if Bashir got eliminated and came back so can i''
jet offered a lifeline
Bashir targeting Anissa makes no sense
>>218927433OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>218927130and extremely fragile. especially when drunk. he's a hothead. kinda scary.
>>218927487ben told cole to leave and he listened
>>218927130i mean look at his competition lmao
>>218927323He's just stating facts
how long has james drake been in the cell since returning to it?
>>218927512he wants to put on a show by eliminating the nontent, he doesn't care about the money
>>218927507He's going to seethe about it for the rest of the show and will sperg out when kicked
>>218927506Get this to Sam ASAP
>>218927441Bingo is only willing to put up with this for the money. She’s walking if the $50k is off the table.
>>21892752720 minutes?
they saw him leave though
>I'll find out if JD is overeating the fish, if thats true that pschokiller sickhahaha must have been a TTS but thats good gaslight
jet is a leftyfag that should be fired from his job
>>218927390I'm not so sure. Some Ellie stuff has slipped in, but I'm not convinced everything about her is passed. I would bet they get an alert for "Ellie" TTS and then manually pass or fail them.
>>218927495nigga comes to hellhouse and cries over a bad joke. whoops
>>218927491>>218927503It means they automatically have immunity, dumbasses
>>218927527like 30mins idk
>>218927520actually it was sam
>>218927527he was in there the whole time
>>218927495people are really seething over this?what a sad, gay world we live in.
It wasn't last person to leave the cell, It was the last person still in the cell when production wakes up.
>>218927550Wrong.
when did this show become extremely left leaning and makes fun of people dying?
>>218927543It’s true, he was fucking with the fish with Beth.
>>218927538She only cares about supporting Bongo and Bongo only cares about Frank's cock.
>>218927559This would be the best outcomeAnd Bashir would be butthurt as fuck
>>218927433The wigers are trying to shakeout the Hyde audience. That's why the season's the way it's been. They want James Drake, they want white people because Sam replaced Jet with Luke.
Amazing, production are actually going to fuck up the cell.
>>218927347>Beth: I think if you overfeed them you kill'em>JD: That's fine>proceeds to give them way too much foodfuck JDhttps://fishtank.live/clip/335575
james won
chalk up another win on the board for the motherfucking DRAKE
>>218927547yeah that's different bc they're still dating and he called himself a sex pest to "own it" so i'm just waiting for the hard launch. i do think claire bothers him though
Timer has stopped with only Drake in the room.He wins.
sam has to fire jet and pronto. ruining fishtank is one thing, but laughing at charlie kirk is simply evil.
>>218927564Sam was always the only non-libtard involved with it.
timer stopped
>>218927560It's the rules.
JAMES DRAKETHE WINNER OF THE CELL CHALLENGE SEASON 5
stupid faggot TTS spamming memes so he didn't have to acknowledge 13/50
>>218927579>going tothey already did
>>218927506STRIKE 55
the timer stopped Nathan Drake won
oh no drake is tai posting
>>218927596
James Drake breaking the fishtank
It would be really funny if they give Drake the winAnd then later eliminate Bashir Once again because they feel bad for bringing Bashir backThen they'll get enough hate through chat AGAIN and bring Bashir back once more
Will you guys apologize to Jet if he changed the cell concept and made it whoever was the longest in the cell over a 24 hour period?
>>218927559roight....
I may just give this show up if they give it to Drake. There's too many layers of fucking retarded at this point.
>James just shitting on the jets vision
>>218927564stop moral fagging everyone is made fun of
Might actually be the gayest cell ever if they let the faggot who walked first win it.
>>218927433I wasn't a fan, people should get splat for frankly milquetoast beliefs, etc. etc., but I do hope Sam just buys Jet's shares of FT and kicks him off.
DRAKE WON!!!
>>218927594
>>218927582JD just acts like a faggot every waking hour jfc
JAMES DRAKE WON
YOUR S5 CELL WINNER:
*sniffle* christ is king
lmao
JAMES WON THE CELL
>>21892760113/50 over 7/10
cellmogged
>drake wondrake won>drake wonHAHAHAHAHA
Nathan Drake WNathan Drake WNathan Drake WNathan Drake WNathan Drake W
James won?!
JAMES WON
Congratulations James.
bashtards are going to piss and shit over this gay little bit
>>218927564even you edgy "extremists" are snowflakes now. rape hahaha nigger hhahaha faggot hahahha but dont you dare make a bad joke!!!
Can someone throw me a rundown of the last 8 hours? Just woke up
another exceptionally common drake w
>>218927626Don't care, it's funny
Sorry, Batshit.
This might be the gayest bit they've ever done.
JAMES DRAKE IS THE S5 CELL WINNER
j-james won...
>>218927636The TTS that said "Normally they're very very on top on things" referring to production, lol.
bashir btfo
this is the "funny" way bashir asked to be kicked for btw
cell never worked like this, remember when people tried walking back in previous seasons?
>>218927650they always were :]
>>218927660not even remotely close
They are doing the i want to be a skateboarder bit but on James lol
Batshit BTFO
>>218927675When Bashir gets kicked again and the whole show falls to shit, you'll get it.
a toast! a toast to s5 cell winner james 'james drake' drake!
>>218927652Whole lotta nothin'
>can't even tell james he lost
Drakebros, we did it!
this particular production member is the lamest, softest, most "nothing" wigger of them all.I would take Mints and his fat ginger ass over this clown
>>218927671nothing gets past this guy
>bashir of all people is gonna complain about the rulesfat chance
>>218927650they only pretended to be free speech absolutists to say the things they wanted. they hate other people having free speech and it's been always very obvious.it's the same cancel culture bs as the wokoids do. pearl clutchers will always lose and be the butt of jokes. always.
>>218927700Fuck off, Mints
>james drake when the rules don’t matter but it’s in his favor :)
>the dragon winschrist is king
>>218927650>>218927706you lost trannies
I'm not even watching anymore I'm just watching limmys show Keep me updated on what happens
make the call
>>218927721He's such a faggot it's unreal. Can't believe I ever liked this dude.
What's Kody's deal? When did they add this wigger to the crew and what does he do?
james drake is an absolute faggot lol
warming up to cody
>>218927512Makes sense to me when he and JD are convinced the xboxs got taken away because of her stupid egg plan
>Mints actively rigging things against Bashir nowKWAB
>>218927721i mean jet set him up for this bit with their talk.
GAYTANK
>>218927671They also said you could take bathroom breaks but eliminated letty when she left for the bathroom, there's never been rules
>>218927700>>218927735it really doesn't seem he has his own personality
>>218927721he realized the rules don't matter. common thing when they aren't enforcer
while I think drake winning the cell would be funny I don't think the outcomes will be worth it.
>>218927735some ADL nigger
bring back mauro
anything that angers the annoying bashid cocksuckers is a W for me. not even actual reality show hags cry that much when their favorite contestant leaves
>>218927745Classic Mints, hope Bashir manages to fuck him up on the way out.
>>218925274But James Drake just won the cell...
>>218927728
>>218927731clint is auctioning off his clothes and personal wands on the cobes etsy store
>>218927735he's liquid chris lynch
>>218927596For the first elimination and ONLY because 2 people quit right away
am i the only one who thinks emma has the face of george floyd?
is Cody the least funny wigger of all time?
>>218927757The only outcome I want is for Bashir to not have immunity
>>218927051You can only get this if you look like Frank Hassle btw
>>218927559>>218927576>the fantasies of the average bashir seether
>James wins>eliminates Bashir (again)>Everyone is shocked>Later that night Bashir's boot steps out the basement again.I would kneel so hard.
>>218927772What else is there to do with your retarded burden e celeb son
>>218927486might actually be able to end fishtank by getting this to Sam, he owns a controlling stake.
NOOOOO MY HECKIN MEME FAVORITE CANT LOSE ITS UNFAIR
>>218927735He's the sitcom style recast of Chris Lynch. Lynch is making way too much money donig pause snack continue and fishtank couldn't compete.
uhmmm... this really messes with the integrity of this show
>>218927733>>218927769please calm down
>>218927778sodaman
Bashir Muhammed Returning To The House Again With A Suicide Vest Groyper
>bring back Bashir>kick Bashir off first chance you get because you need the show to be boring againWigger incompetence is reaching levels never before thought possible.
>>218927771You cut your dick off because the internet told you to.
allah is testing bashir by fucking him over... and that's a good thing
>>218927750i think youre thinking of another challenge (asf's piss soaked bed) but the point still stands
do the wiggers do have a different house in atlanta?
>>218927745I believe itMints has the same fragile ego as Jet so he's probably seething extremely hard from being fucked with
>Bashirfags already cryinglmao
went to sleep thiking I'd wake up to cell chaos and its just james drake and a bunch of lame clips. Cell was supposed to be a massive point. God damn Jet.
Why is Chris Lynch retweeting Naruto memes. Are they actually watching Naruto at the office now cuz they would be pretty hype
>LOUD = ACTING
James Drake just scared the fuck out of me.
>>218927797just making shit up to get mad at
Captain James T. Drake.
>>218927812i'd bet my life on it
Boutta play some Sonic Adventure DX, my niggas
>the other fish hearing james yelling all this dramatic stuff from another room
new>>218927809>>218927809>>218927809
Actormogging, another Drake W
>>218927815Bashir talked everyone out, but the wiggers were asleep so James walked back in
>>218927806Oh yeah thats right my bad
>>218927835ESCAPE FROM THE CITY
>Its fishtank, there are no rulesOr whatever bashircels said when they rugpulled his elimination
>>218927808Angie said she was going on as a freeloader but in a different house than the guy she was talking to, but neither have been on the show yet.
Wow after 14 hours 27 minutes and 39.04 seconds, James Drake won the Season 5 The Cell Challenge
>>218927844The wiggers were awake when James walked outIt literally doesn't matter
>>218927050You are dead man walking
>>218927884That was James' twin brother that they secretly brought in. The real James was hiding in the blind spot until everyone left.
>>218927884he didnt walkt out though?
>>218927445he was wearing a stealth device but deactivated it now.
>>218927564Are you talking about Emma's boyfriend? How is making fun of a jew roping left?
Why did JD agree to come on the show if he can only stay for two weeks? Not only does he take a spot from other potential contestants, but he will also be pushing out other, more deserving contestants for every elimination he survives.
>>218927244please god no
