Timer stopped edition-- The timer stopped-- Cell is over, Bashir won* by asking the others to walk out, they just walked, it lasted 10 hours.-- Drake went back to the cell in the morning, will stay until the timer stops to see if he can still win because the rules were unclear.-- New freeloader , Beth-- Elimination on Thursday, typing challenge>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5Previous: >>218925232 >>218920633
DRAKE W
Does James Drake actually suck?
>There are no rules.
Drake won
>Jake the Snake>the world would be better without snakes...
>my job is to run fair competitions
>>218927837He always has. Head tier performative faggot, always has a "plan".
>>218927797>>218927812Uh like, just don't leave. What are they going to do, call the cops?
Theory: The lack of content over the last few days from the wiggers is because they had the poop girl downstairs and were having an anal dp session
>>218927835base
>mints rigged it because bashir raped him
this bit would make sense if they were asleep while he was still in there but they literally watched him leave
drake is ugly nontent, bashir can probably spin this against him so even if bashir gets voted out drake would be next
Will James Drake eliminate the twins so poophouse can start?
>Makes the rules
Jet will claim this was his big twist idea all along.
put a jody highroller on
>>218927859please calm down
>James Drake says to the camera "Landon and the Twins are fan favorites, I want to keep them as long as possible">suddenly James wins the cell.Idgaf if it's rigged as long as it's rigged for the Twins.
so they are gassing him up so they can declare Bashir won, right?
>tries to do a bit>Nathan Drake is too sincere for it
is today day 13? or 12?
Production trying to mock Jake and he just taking it to heart and being positive about it is one of the funniest bits.
why are JD stox down again
Bashir is gone, again
James Drake is such a faggot and if they give the win to a guy who self-eliminated, banged pots and pans for a few moments, and went to sleep all night, this show solidifies itself as nontent personified
>bashir walks>james drake shoots twins
>>218927866My wife is too cute..
can somebody explain why is james drake on the cell?
Wow after 14 hours 27 minutes and 39.04 seconds, James Drake won the Season 5 The Cell Challenge.
>>218927837>>218927859Isn't it good if a normie who thought there were rules starts bending them a bit?
>>218927893they stopped the timer they gassing us up too
>>218927874the cell challenge gives immunity, not the elimination gunjesus christ half the people here don't even follow the developments of the show
>Bashitfags going into a meltdownlol
The ‘worst’ (as in hardest to experience for the contestants) was for sure Bloodgames. Vance said the bugs were swarming them all night like 15 bugs on each leg
>>218927903They've already decided to give him the win, despite him acting like a complete faggot last night.
>>218927860nobody has tried this yet
>>218927900His true nature was revealed
>>218927909he doin a sneaky sneak.
>>218927735>>218927775truth is... cody is...... liquid cucumberfeet
>>218927909>can somebody explain why is james drake on the cell?TTS told him the timer was still running so he realized that he can just claim the win since everyone left the room.
Can someone tell me how Lando/Twins/Anisa/Bashir left the cell?
>>218927909He "won" the Cell by making up rules according to paypigs
Why did James go back into the piss riddled room?
>>218927905If he does that, I'll steal Sam's Porsche and drive it into the house.
>>218927927Jet doesn't even want cops to know they're doing a show there.
Sad News, James Drake just won the elimination cell challenge and will now be going home.
james drake never left!
>>218927934but production watched him leave last night
Alright maybe they are all actors
>>218927925The ‘worst’ cell
>>218927919>They're already crying about an unlikely outcomeFaggots, man
>>218927928His chest is fucked up but he's obviously sucking his gut in here
Fish capable of mogging production get to call the shots
Someone earlier said Frank lives 20 minutes away. He should just show up whether or not faggot ass jet still seethes about him.
if drames jake cared about fair competitions he'd give his immunity to bashir
>>218927937Bashir eliminated everyone, then went to bed. Wiggers kept sleeping for another 3 hours, then Drake woke up and TTS told him to go sit in the room to "win".
>>218927952>so uhhh that was a new timer for the elimination cell
>>218927937Pando wasn't even there to begin with
>>218927910A feat of endurance that will never be forgotten. Christ is King.
>>218927928he's not even as fat as i thought he was it's fucked up mane
>>218927941What rules? Bashir fags suddenly care about that?
>>218927890He wants to bring fucking Emma and Anissa to the finals
>>218927954>but production watched him leave last nightEveryone left the room. The timer was running still. James is in the room when the timer ended. What do you not understand about this?
>it finally clicked for him>you can bend the rules, even break them and still win.Damn, I wish he'd been on s3. What a lad.
>>218927959I don't see many crying about it, at least not in here. Not as much as I've seen people cry about how the cell ended in general.
>>218927965with a few hood bodyguards
Now THAT'S what a winner looks like!
>James reminiscing about the blueberry wood flag challenge
>Bashir fags when Bashir cheats:D>Bashir fags when James cheats>:(
>>218927965if frank recreates the boogie vid with jet i would unironically kneel
Where's the keikaku now Bashir bros? You got too confident.
>>218927965why are you gay for that inept loser?
just give immnuity to both of them, fuck it. If either james drake of bashir goes home, show's over anyway.
>Bashir has a Drake tier crashout and demands to speak with Jet in confessionalplease God
>>218927988>Bashir cheatsLiterally never happened. Production asking him to come back because they were panicking is not him cheating, it's production cheating.
>>218927988mints no one is that close to the show we just do not like you doing faggotry, simple as
>>218927954no the room didn't even bother him and bashir couldnt do anything to him. so he already won when he left
>>218927979S3 was a shitshow with no winner. I'm glad he's competing on an actual season
>>218927976Good, James making a harem of women fight over him will save the show
>>218927995Bashir gives off school shooter vibes.I expect him to seethe in silence.
>>218927974180 lb
>>218927995they might actually do this as a bit, then do something to kick drake out and have him walk back in later.
>>218927965jet will tempt him with kratom and make him relapse
Let's all say thank you to Jet for what a great job he's doing so far
>>218927988wait i missed it how did james cheat?
>>218928016burgerplanet
>>218928004Why did you state the same thing twice? You can shorten it with "Bashir cheated". You're welcome.
>>218928012Hope he starts really shit testing production after this, they're worthless losers.
lowest stox from challenge bottom 3 performers gets eliminated. First place gets prize for survival mode. Those bottom 3 performers have 1 day to up their stox, and there is a mini challenge to give 1/3 fish immunity. Results of mini challenge can be secret. Hire me I'm a genius.
>>218928016that's not 180 lbsthat would have to be literally 0 muscle mass
is drake the smartest fish of all time?
Does James still not understand the concept of AI or is it a bit? Maybe he's too good of an actor to tell and is deep in on method acting for the role of a huge faggot
>James wins immunity over Bashir>JD wins the typing challenge >eliminates Bashir (again)>Everyone is shocked>Later that night Bashir's boot steps out the basement again while Creed is playing.I would kneel so hard.
Did JD's chest grow out to meet his gut or the other way around? How do you even get a chest that fucked looking
If James left the cell then why is he still in there? I think people are just confused.
bashir wins immunity, types the fastest, and shoots james drake with the bullet.
>>218928027This. If they are going to send him home I hope he pushes Mints down the stairs first. No one else will.
kwab
>>218928036I'd also kneel, it be NEPTUNIAN
fishtank is so dead
>>218928006We do love you fat ass Mints <3 Move that booty bitch
>>218928047>pls respond
>>218928039Drake won the cell, and is just waiting for Jet to make it official
>>218928047>begging to be on the showbad look tbqh
>lol look at james drake crying. doesn't he know the rules don't matter? stop trying to treat it like big brother>NO NOT LIKE THAT!!!!!!!
>>218928047no familiar faces
>>218928040bring back the queen already
>>218928039To win the challenge
This is the worst season, powtank was better than this and powtank sucked
>>218928037He is sucking in his gut because he's fat and insecure about it
>>218928037he's got a barrel chest.
>>218928036>Emma walks later that day>They bring Bashir back to make up for it
we are at the zero crossing between "it's over" and "we're so back"this is the funniest outcome given how lame the actual Cell was
im tired of people pretending season 3 is not the best format, gaslighting normies will never get old.nobody cares to watch onlyfans whores get coddledseasons 2 rose tinted glasses faggots can stfu
they gave up on this season real fast
almost want this to happen to see how Jet reacts when clav inevitably shits on him for being a disgusting slug and casting couch maxxing
they won't take away bashir's immunity, if they also give immunity to drake to stop bashir from shooting him, then I'm fine with whatever the fuck they are doing
>>218928047Vinny tier statement. Vinny is a star though.
>>218928027he already raped mints
>>218928059It's the only thing that makes sense.
>>218927979this is like watching neo's learning to bend reality in the matrix
>>218928033We know, it's just what he claimed his weight was
Bashir sneaks up on Drake and chokes him to death with his braids and then crushes his head with the big keyboard
>"Bashir is gonna seethe so much, guys! Content!">bashir wanting to self evacuate a day ago
Plan trusters, how do we feel?
>>218928036the opening riff of one last breath. i'd kneel.
>>218928047Jet said no locals
>>218928082>if they also give immunity to drake to stop bashir from shooting himBashir would never shoot Drake, that's retarded.
The fact that production is still not doing anything means they are either debating which result is funnier or are doing drugs before debating which result is funnier.
>>218927937https://x.com/kingdoctor_/status/2036770927111741579
frank dump your girl then we'll talk
>>218928047Scott, Freddy, and now Frank. These orbiters need to learn their place.
>>218927937Bashir convinced them all one by one that they were safe and didn't need the immunity and to let him just win. Anisa left first, then the twins left immediately after being asked just once, and it took about 10 min of conversation for him to convince Landon to leave
>>218928076it's like you're in my head
Jet is such a smug fucking piece of shit
ideas for 1v1 sudden death challenge
>>218928037
It's over.
>>218928047>p-please put me on the show againgrim
NO FEMALES WILL BE HARMED IN ANY WAY, NO MATTER WHAT, WHILE I AM WATCHING THIS FISHTANKTHOSE ARE MY MORALS AND I WILL ACT AUTOMATICALLY
>>218928089Sure, but next time he should actually bear spray that fat faggot. I want to see that loser ragdoll down the stairs.
>>218928099highly aroused
>>218928103It means Jet thinks it's going to be a hilarious bit to make Drake win and the rest of them have to talk him out of it
James D. Libtard will stay in the cell for 12 hours for no reward after being the first to quit.
>>218928036But desu JD isn't winning the typing challenge cause they'll bring out a giant keyboard
>>218928102then why the fuck is drake always talking about maybe shooting bashir
>>218928099it's only a matter of time until everyone realizes how brilliantly he is playing the game
>>218928103They should give Bashir immunity but not tell him and just act like James won. Bashir getting shot and then them telling the shooter to make another choice would be kino
>>218928116something where each person has a twin they have to work with against the other one
still seething i see
>>218928116you vs johnny neptune
>>218928023>left the cell last night>bashir was the last person to leave this morning>Drake wakes up from bed and does his routine>TTS tells him to go back intto the cell and claim victory since the timer is still running>he does it
Reminder this is the funny send off Bashir asked for.
>>218928082Bashir never had immunity in the first place.
Suddenly bashir fans care about rules and fairness.
>Bags packed and ready to go, waiting by the phone
>>218928116wii bowling or wii boxing or wii table tennis
Give your local dollar tree working outcast girl a chance and this could be yours.
Is he going to stay in the piss room even after the wiggers saw him be "the last one"?Guy's really desperate to get Bashir out
>CONGRATS JAMES YOU WON!>but we are giving bashir immunity
>>218928116gator squats + fish + arm wrestle best of 3
>>218928138That would be but I don't think Jet has the planning skills for that.
>>218928135Because Drake is a snake faggot, you retard. Bashir wants the 1v1 finale, Drake is a scared loser who wants to kill Bashir as soon as possible.
Let James have the W. It will be funnier that way
>>218928106>Lando took jet's "just make it to top 3" this literallol
>>218928152is Fishtank Frank's heaven?
james drake is a beast for staying 14 hours straight in the cell
>>218928145lmfao
>>218928076Unironically true. I've grown real tired of seeing all these spastics, given that the entire MDE fanbase consists mostly of autistics. It would be different if any of them were fun, but they're just handicapped not in an entertaining way.
>>218928134i think if you have the spatial relationships deeply internalized you should still be able to do it faster, i can type w/ one hand faster then most people type with two just because it's so second nature to me I don't think it would be that different on a bigger keyboard
>>218928166I don't think the show has any funny left in it
>>218927890The beautiful Bongo
>>218928152pottery
>>218928162Doesn't take much more planning than what I said, really.
>>218928155you would be surprised how high their standards are.
>>218928152grim
>>218928155She works at a restauranthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MICwkBu5Os
>>218928181One of God's most beautiful creations.
It would make for a better show if production didn't all go to sleep during their 24/7 challenge but your idea is noted Mr Drake.
>>218928179>even has a laugh track THE WHOLE SHOW IS FAKE
>>218928103
>>218928173sitting in the same chair for 14 hours is craaaaaazy work
They're just gonna have him sit in the cell as a joke for as long as possible and then still give the win to Bashir.
>>218927858That's Sonic Adventure 2, but I still appreciate your enthusiasm, my nigga
Beth eats poop?
>>218928166it will be funny for 2 second and then the show dies when Bashir gets eliminated
I like Drake winning the cell for 2 reasons:1. It's funnier than the original outcome2. Bashirfags (Muslims) (pedophiles) are seething
Does anyone miss le Burt XDDD
>>218928155i already fucked a dollar tree worker similar to bongo. it was pretty cool. she gave really bad head tho
>Actually if they give me the win>It would be good for future season>Because it would clarify just stay in the roomThis guy might have a sub 85 iq
bashit get fucked. james drake played them all. got to hang with the girls, wins the cell. what a fucking winner
>>218928186Yeah I know. Jet gets lost before he finishes reading that sentence tho.
Reminder that Tayleigh got 10K in cash for winning cell S2S5 gets NOTHING
>>218928102bashir will shoot james drake for being dishonorable
when does mauro show up
Did they establish you can just return to the cell?
Bashir would be like my dream husband if he was a pagan larper instead of abrahamic
>Bashitfags suddenly give a fuck about "rules" TASTE THE MEDICINE
>>218928204nobody has posted a clip so i don't believe it
are you guys gonna watch next season?
>>218928204yeah she's a satanist
>>218928190She better switch jobs after this or she's gonna get harassed by 300 lb freaks. But maybe that's what she wants.
>>218928234Did they establish you can come back from eliminations?
>>218928207I miss when Jet gave a shit. Yes he did before Hard to even understand where he is trying to take this season other than some passive aggressive jabs at sam.
>>218928223s2 fish deserved to get paid, these ones are having the easiest ride ever
>>218928207Me want gay sex obsessed schizo back :P
This is not fairtank There are no rules James Drake wins the cell because thats the way the game is playedBashirs elimination was negated because thats how the game is playedProduction has a plan, its all mapped out
>>218928187This is the actual cost of sexual enlightenment/acceptance a la OF
in this type of situations the funniest outcome should be the chosen one, give him the win, jet.
>>218928234im 14 and this is deep
How did James manage to convince all of the other fish that he left the cell?
>>218928131Second to quitFirst was Emma
Production not acknowledging James having left the room would be a funny bit
>>218928206I dislike drake winning for a couple reasons. 1. If it's always a game of 'OMG THAT'S SO FUNNY' the quality of the show will go down faster and faster as Loudmouth retards who can't shut up about the 'humor' become the defacto writers. 2. This show already is gorranian enough. Jet needs to pull back on interventionalism if he wants fish to feel like they are doing 'something' to win.
it's awesome how hard the thread is coping and fantasizing that they'll give drake the win
Bashir already got an "extra life" and got back into the tank. Good decision btw. he's a net positive for the show.James got upset about this because rules don't matta which is also correct. In response, production told him how things can go and that he needs to adapt.He now adapted and should be rewarded for embracing the chaos and making a move that he wouldn't have considered making on day 1.
Imagine if the following cast had been season 4:Burt (returning)Josie (returning)AryehDanielJinEllieAngieRachelJames DrakeLandonAnisaEmma
>>218928204the fags that run the spinoff where she supposedly did say so, but so far no clip
>>218928155This can only be yours if you look like Frank Hassle thoughbeit
I hope bashir bullies mints some more
>>218928256Ben literally said he loves Beth because she makes fan seethe and when the fans seethe its a good thing it means they are invested. they are doing the same with the rules.
bashir swore to god that he will shoot JD but he really meant james drake. kino
>>218928274they definitely will
If there are no rules why should james drake win the cell? James snake fags arent consistant with their own reasoning
How much money did Jet waste, he can't afford giving them cash rewards anymore?
>>218928238i like bashir but he should've been a freeloader. the only good thing about him being a contestant is the outrage inside and outside of the tank
>>218928152I think they should bring him in just because Bongo asked to fuck him
>>218928215Watching drake this morning cements in my mind why he hasn't been more successful and it's mlmost certain 85IQ.
How are Bingo and Bongo? Are they okay? Are they safe?
>>218928278posts like this are the equivalent of playing with actions figures
>>218928016chest looks completely normal here
>>218928278ok I'm imagining it and it turned out shit. now kys.
Bashir selfeliminated, so that doesn't count. Also, the timer was still going then.
>>218928294he doesn't want to waste money, he wants to make fish city
>>218928292Because he's not muslim.
>>218928284that's how the Jews do it too they always find little loopholes to trick God
james drake hypnotized the other fish and even the audience to make it seem like he left the room.
So when Drake wins and shoots Bashir, what's next in the wacky fishtank house?
>>218928294Dood we need the cash for fish city, ear out
>SHE ATE POOP OUT OF A DIAPER
>>218928294>$150k for bam
>>218927988Im always man when production cheats and rigs regardless of who it is
S5 has the chance to be kino if the overarching theme continues to be cheating and fucking the rules
>>218928302they are sleeping on the couch as usual
just do double immunity or duel
nobody else had the balls to go back into the hell cell but James Drake, he deserves the victory
Sam Hyde earned those teen tight little pieces. Bring him back NOW.
>>218928316...he needs to learn how to crawl before trying to run
>>218928292So what you're saying is the Twins won the cell, I like it.
>>218928294fishtank is a Ponzi scheme at this point
>>218928312I so sort of want them to announce that Bingo and Bongo won, and just let Bashir and Drake seethe about it.
>>218928155>give your local dollar tree working outcast girl a chance>you find out she literally dreams about dating sam hyde or frank hassle
>>218928292Get eliminated. just say ''no'' its that easy.
Drake winning if definitely the funniest outcome. Scamming the system and everyone else will SEETHE beyond belief.
they can't give him the win because they would have to admit all wiggers were asleep
Have James Drake and Bashir play Swords and Hangman
>>218928324god knew his intentions and so did he, but true lol
who do you want to host season 6
>>218928285
>>218928340this
I have never paid a penny towards this show and I can't believe people have
>>218928278aryeh is insufferable and ellie doesnt do anything except manipulate incel jet with her 2/10 feminine wiles
>>218928355just get internet clout, bro. can't be that hard.
>>218928308He's so fat it hides the weird shape of his ribcage
>>218928306>>218928309Take your poppers faggot
>>218928308Because his fat arms are in the way.
>>218927837seethe harder bullying victim geek the chad jock broke the tank and btfo Bashir
is this for real the worst cell ever?
why did they even stop the timer, it ends when the timer stopsjust let james sit there alone
>>218928335Bashir was right when he called them cats. They run around all day getting up to various shenanigans and then curl up on the couch like Catdog.
>>218928367ice poseidon
I want a Bashir and James Drake final.
>>218928367Claire and Cole
>>218928359Honestly don't even think Bashir would be too mad cause he seems to know there are really no rules either.
everyone only talks about James and Bashir but this will kill any motivation for challenges left for the rest
>>218928347ponzi schemes are competent
>>218928332Bam is the worst host ever, he's barely there and when he is it's just for a few minutes where he's struggling to remember what Jet told him to say.150K for that is crazy + they pay for the house he's staying in for 30 days.
>>218928367Nick Lee and his wife Amounranth
I stayed awake until 6 am to watch bashir win and now they do this fucking wigger faggots
>>218928393What motivation? It's not like Jet is paying any of them.
>>218928386it was until James "The Dragon" Drake won
>>218928283Beth doesn't make me seethe she just gives me a boner
>>218928393What motivation? They all left anyway
>>218928155Girls like Bongo literally don’t exist. It’s impossible, she’s a one of a kind.
>>218928332no fucking way
>>218928367a really fat guy you find on the streets
>>218928393that's why double immunity or duel is the only proper way to end this.
>>218928277Not a good decision actually, he's a gay retard. Content was happening with him gone (see Anissa). His return has been nontent ever since. The Fish need structure and need to be reminded that friendtank is not the default, Jet fucking his cyberwaifu on Chatgpf is not structure.
>>218928393what motivation
>>218928392Yeah I'd think he'd be more upset with himself for not thinking of that than mad at production.
they're just going to let him sit there
Amazing how much the cash rewards motivated the fish into actually trying in the challenges. They know the game doesn't matter and rules are vague, why not giving them money then? fucking retards, you got this right previous seasons, you're paying like 100k+ for bam and paypiggies are there supporting the show more than eve, you stingy jew, give them money for winning challegnes
>>218928390James Drake already beat him at arm wrestling tho
>>218928392>>218928422incorrect.
>>218928399So he's tied with s4 goldstriker>>218928405Sick to death of you queers sucking Bashir's cock>but he's so interesting!He really fucking isn't he acts like the usual Islambot retard but with weeb tendencies added
>>218928405No dude it's hecking epic and funny that the guy who convinced the entire tank to leave loses and the guy who walked out first wins.
>>218928423funniest option
They’re gonna give James the W because they like him, if anyone else did this they’d tell them to get fucked you sat in a piss and shit filled room for no reasonBash is just going to say “well it’s allah’s choice the wiggers fell asleep”I’m a Jamesfag anyway so idc lmao
JAMES IS THE WINNER
>>218928166The problem is that Drake sees bashir as his only real competition and he’s right.
>>218928332Jet got scammed so hard he shows up like 10 minutes per day spends 7 of those hanging out with Bashir and cames up with the worst ''pranks''
>>218928424It's a bad show.
>>218928408ThisStop being such a cheapskate and bring back fishbucks Jet
>>218928420Yes, that's the problem that these outcomes aggrevates.
>>218928423make him sit there for 5 hours and give the win to bashir would be funny
>>218928367my best friend Nick Mullen
>>218928424>S3 Cell ends with a fish duel between Simbal and Burt because $5k was on the line>S5 Cell ends with Bashir politely asking the others to leave
>>218928393the rest of them all left the cell after bashir asked politely
>>218927903seethe harder we all want nontent boring cryptokike most nontent fish in history Bashir king of boredom boring nontent to leave amd kill himself
>>218928367The funny gorilla nest guy or Matan.
>>218928419Fucking with Mints has been literally the only funny thing that has happened on the show since he came back.
>>218928155I once was getting chips from Walgreens at like 2am and this fat chick was getting snacks too. She complimented my Burzum shirt and we got to talking. Made out and she blew me in my car then we ate the snacks we got. Never saw her again. Good night. Low tier women are fun.
>>218928431Fuck you faggot
Can you disqualify people from the show by throwing them out of the house? Like, out of the window or any of those doors?
>>218928367JET IN CHARACTER - fuck you all he's amazing when he's locked in as a character.
the skimping on money this show is really killing the drive for people to compete. Jet ur gay Gmod city idea is complete fucking trash, just make a successful fishtank season that's fun the whole way through holy fuck man
James Drake will win because the James Drakes of this world were put here to win. That is their role in the cosmic dance.
>>218928431u mad
>>218928359Doubt anyone will give a fuck besides Bashir since they just gave up without much effort
>TTS gets James to do a bit>/ftl/ treat it as if this is now going to be a thing
>>218928457Scale it back a bit m8, it's a bit too unbelievable
>>218928453Nick Mullen would unironically be a great writer for the show
>>218928424I know Jet is greedy but he doesn't have to give out 5k or 10k just give like 100-500 bucks for things and people will be 100x more motivated
>>218928405you sound like a loser
i enjoy court. so james drake can win because "the timer is still running" despite him walking out on his own accord earlier with the timer running while other contestants remained. how do you justify the re-entry.
>>218928367Caroline Konstnarand keep your hands off her
>>218928479The damage control of Bashir fags has begun
>>218928405the wiggers haven't done anything
are any other fish awake yet?
season peaked with Head tar and feather into Landon crashout into Cheese Fries on doordash night
>>218928486Everyone watching this show is one
Bashir fucking with Mints is funny but otherwise he's a boring friendtank faggot. I get that production wants him to crash out and compromise his morals but they're doing a shit job of it and he's doing more to the tank than it's doing to him. I don't care who wins the cell though. I think they should run it back and ramp it up because this one turned out gay.
Making bashir mad is funnier than everyone quietly accepting him to win just because he asked make james the winner
>>218928457I don't even give a fuck if Bashir leaves, retard, but he is the only one that did anything during the Cell AND made all these faggot Fish and half the audience seethe
>>218928490It balances out the fact that Bashir re entered the tank after being eliminated.
>>218928490>how do you justify the re-entryalready been established this season
>>218928500nah and probably won't be for at least another couple of hours
>>218928498Ice poseidon wants to do ''kick streamer town'' way before Jet i bet he gave him the idea
>>218928424they earn money for the store. do humiliating stuff for 5 store bucks that willl buy 1/2 of a bundle of 6 bananas
>>218928490same way they justified bashir’s re-entry into the show
Gigantic asset...
>>218928468yes Charity was eliminated when bashir threw her you of the 2nd floor window
>>218928405"Kody and Mints in the Morning" tank is non canon until Jet wakes up
>>218928367Patrick Star
>>218928503>cheese fries situationI don't think I ever laughed so hard and so much in any season of fishtank
>>218928503The lowest point in the season, only time I completely lost interest.
if JD still likes us after this we're thinking JD
portesi wondering why their sales numbers have skyrocketed
>>218928498>jet thinks people will give him money for irl streamswhos gonna tell him?
>>218928393Would help the content really, it's way more fun if the rules for challenges are bent a certain way. Although depends on if Jet just said "last one in the cell wins" or "if you leave the cell you lose"
>>218928509>Making bashir mad is funnierThe problem is that you can't think 2 hours into the future, when Drake wins the challenge and votes Bashir out.Yes, it's funny to make Bashir mad. It's terrible when he gets kicked again because production are retarded.
>>218928463>It was five minutes>and it didn't end with Mints macing the crap out of himYou wouldn't know what funny was if it bit you on the haram ass.
at least james drake is making the worst cell in history a bit interesting.
JAMES DRAKE WONBASHIR LOST
What is with people suddenly glazing James in this threadIs it because the wagies woke up for work?
>>218928479>Bam enters the tank>Bam:" so they are telling me you won the cell challenge?" >James Drake: "yeah I won" >Bam:"hell yeah Rock and roll baby!"
>>218928490the timer was still running when bashir selfdisqualified himself
>>218928517>>218928522decent argument
This is reverse cell now LMAO
>>218928507incorrect.
>>218928517That was balanced by the fact the stump was rigged. Now it's unbalanced.
haven't watched in a few days, did Darby Allin get eliminated?
sickening to see the amount of anti-white nontent bashit self-inserters that are jerking off over him gently ribbing production in a buddy-buddy non-antagonistic way
>>218928540They will
Bashir cope begins.
>>218928537friend tank nigga
its so gay if he bashir loses bc of rhis
HOLD ME NOW
bashir, drake and the twins are the only essential fish this season
BASHIT BTFO
>>218928503This is how i will remember the show 20 years from now
I dont necessarily dislike James Drake, but Bashir is just a better man overall and more content to boot. So many here don't seem to notice James' snaky behavior (and maybe also narcissistic tendencies) and actually think that Bashir is not only insincere, but that he's the actual snake in the house. You're all going by superficial impressions and completely ignore actions and context.
>>218928544>It's terrible when he gets kicked again because production are retarded.No, Bashir getting kicked is a good thing
>>218928544Pretty much
>>218928517>>218928522incorrect.
do you wanna build a snowman
>James Drake is actually seething too>FAIRNESS WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT
the timer started again for a moment
IT'S NOT CALLED FAIRHOUSE
>>218928584>No, Bashir getting kicked is a good thingYou want to watch the James Drake and Emma show for 20 days? Have fun with that, faggot.
remember beth?
>>218928580>HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH>HEY LITTLE BUDDYYeah get fucked.
The timer restart and immediate stop as Bashit walks away......
so what's with the cell right now? is it over? why is james drake still in it?
>>218928562everyone was going to shoot Bashir
>>218928584idiot
>>218928563botched a springboard corkscrew diving elbow and broke his neck
hoping Frank comes in and shaves bashirs head today and has him have a sobbing nervous breakdown while spammed with dance fishtoys. only then will he cease to be nontent
>>218928576No more Head and Bam type stuff.
>>218928544james is not winning a typing challenge
>>218928583I like them both but I like bashir more
>>218927941JAMES DRAKE IS HIMOTHY
>locking himself in a room when Bashir won
this is the cutest screencap to have come out of this cursed season>now take a look at this orange
Please Jet eliminate and resurrect Bashir once more
>>218928616he's the winner
>>218928539People who bought it because of Landon to try it said it tasted like shit too lmao
>>218928616they're fucking with him
>>218928584He and Drake are the only ones who do anythingI can't wait for you to start bitching that the house is dead once Bashir is gone
why tf is he barricading himself? has he lost the plot
>>218928598I think they were expecting Bashir to come back in and start the timer back up until one of the two left
james drake barricading himself in the room full of piss and trash is so funny.
Everyone left before the timer stopped. No winners
Remember when Symbol mogged Frank in s3? That was actually kinda funny. Fuck symbol though.
>>218928614Bashir being a passive aggressive cuck cucked some potential kino.When he needs to do something, he doesn't. When he's going to piss everybody off and secure his elimination, he does something.
I can definitely see jet letting drake when the cell just because bashirs crashout will be content
>>218928583Bashir is just a smarter snake. James is retarded.
>>218928367Summer as Jane Goldstriker
>>218928640one more one last breath, jet.
>>218928650I hope production doesn't tell him anything and just lets him be in the piss room
>>218928646he needs to win
is the giant keyboard still happening
>>218928646Life is difficult when you have a double digit IQ.
HES GOT A WEAPON
>>218928639
>>218928660nah it's retarded
>>218928650its mostly Anissa's piss he probably likes the pheromones from it
>>218928665Bashir hasn't snaked anyone. James has literally only been a snake.
>>218928647Yeah the problem is they can't see the timer so as far as they know, one of them has already won and all they have to do is wait for production to do something.
this is content. drake haters seethe.
>>218928405>>218928432Cry about it
>>218928593You can really see why his wife left him. He’s a petty weasel.
>he is doing all this for no reason
>>218928665he was the first weeks elimination becasue he is retarded
MOG THE HOUSE WITH KRATOM
>>218928617We'll never know cus they rigged it.
Wules dont matta chawenges dont matta
Im not watching right now but lets break it downIf Bashir wins immunity its on JD to win the typing to not be eliminated, and we dont know who he will shoot - excitingIf Drake wins immunity then its still on JD to win typing but he will guarentee shoot bashir - not exciting because we know the outcome and all tension is gone.
>>218928316>fish cityIce Poseidon wanted to do something similar to this and then abandoned the idea because he found out it would cost literal millions to pull off (Jet does not have literal millions no matter how much the sunk cost Mondotards in these threads insist the show makes "a lot of money")
>>218928593He's made no attempts to hide how butthurt he is
What's he doing with the screw? Is he arming himself? Is he going to kill Bashir?
ripple effect of giving James the win will kill the season mark my words
>>218928681nah it’s content
it's getting difficult to spin wigger incompetence
Will Bashit bring the rape kino onto production after this outrage?
all that matters is that Anissa or Emma get kicked
>The twins smother Bashir to death with a garbage bag while James Drake stabs him in the stomach, encircled by Orthodox and Catholic clergy performing an exorcism to remove all jewish and muslim demons from the tankwould be gigabased
can someone explain whats happening ? I stopped watching last night like 3 or 4 hours after the cell started.
>>218928708what are the guys' WPM?
>>218928679Retarded fat bitch
>>218928686Yeah, it's just a fucking retarded bit.I get they wanted to extend the cell bit, but they did it in the dumbest way possible.What they SHOULD have done is go "uh, I don't know who won, let's get Bashir back in here", and then restarted it.
>>218928639Don't hug me I'm scared
>>218928646tts was fucking with him and convinced him he could still win. he's fucking retarded
SEETHE MUZZIES
it would be the funniest option if production waited 6 hours, then told him he lost
>>218928710his plan is to make 10 million with irl streams
arye should have won the cell last season but he left the room while direnc was still in there.
>>218928405he won, regardless of what happens on this tard farm show
Bethy im fitted
>>218928708Yeah but Jet's stuck on the step of "How funny would it be if we did this" and he's not going to get past that option.
Season 1: Something new and completely differentSeason 2: Season 1 but in a 70s houseSeason 3: Something new and completely differentSeason 4: 1/3 of Season 1 in the Season 1 houseSeason 5: Season 1 but in an Atlanta house
the cell was a dud and this is the best way to remedy that
oh he's screwing the door closed, wedging it in the framethat's pretty smart actually, common James Drake W
>>218928616James is really desperate to secure his "win"He's barricading the door to make sure Bashir doesn't walk back in
>>218928733You'll figure it out
>>218928732mints tier ass
>>218928746Alright, this would be the funniest bit. Drake just locked in the room all day and then they go "shit, we checked over the footage, looks like Bashir won, sorry".
>>218928744bashir really got under mint's skin
>>218928752people will only watch jet if fishtank does well, he himself is nontent
>here's your "giant" keyboard bro
>>218928731Emma.She's far too ugly to be the "simpable mid" girl contestant. Anissa at least eats fake shit and know how to talk.Emma should sort her relationship out instead of being timid on fish tank.
this is Christianity vs Islam
>>218928716for like 2 minutes then the post-nut clarity hits
LMAO this faggot barricading the door while everyone sleeps and the timer is off
>>218928743>>218928737>>218928715>>218928698>>218928665SEETHE OVERLOAD
>>218928733James Drake currently is the last one in the cell. I guess they are just waiting in production to call it but he won the cell. I just woke up
>>218928273>anything production is involved in or neutral to that causes chaos is bad>anything against production to cause chaos ia good
JAMES DRAKE DESERVES THE W FOR THE CONTENT
>>218928746i mean this is obviously what they should do it's retarted to think he would win and it would be funny
>the cell aftermath with Drake barricading himself in the room is more kino than the cell challenge itself
>>218928561Elaborate. He's eccentric, but the only interesting thing he's done is fuck up the plant challenge.
>>218928685Making it seem like that to low IQ plebs like you is smart. He turns on everyone when the hecking rules allow it so you retards call it part of le game instead of the betrayal it is.
>>218928743i get that but is he afraid a fish is gonna barge in and drag him out? bashir already talked to him through the door
>Bashir rapes Mints>Now every challenge is rigged against himNever thought I'd see someone more pathetic than Jet on staff
>uhhh sorry drake for the 11 hour delay, but we rewatched all the footage and you walked out early and Bashir stayed
>Barricading himself in
lmfao he's actually barricading himself in the piss room
the funniest outcome of this will be when JD wins and eliminates the twins
>>218928761>Cell was a dud>Let's string out the Dudcell for another day of content because we're too dumb and lazy to do anything.
>>218928809it's THE most pussy shit ever
>>218928780i like them both better than whatever the fuck is going on now
>>218928737Yeah that'd be the trick although I'm getting a little humor out of James barricading himself with Bashir sleeps in his mattress sandwich.
>>218928802wait a second. .
>>218928780
Bashir is probably internally panicking
>>218928813James Drake was allowed back in because too many fish left the cell.
>>218928665When has he ever acted like a snake? If anything, he's actively handicapping himself by being too sincere with people. Even though he already recognized and acknowledged that they keep misjudging his intentions.
>>218928819This but unironically
>>218928773Brown hands typed this
>>218928813cute fanfic
Where does the other door go?
>>218928731Is drake wins immunity it brings that possibility to 0%
James Drake is actively saving the worst Cell of all time
Is the wiggers being incompetent a bit? i'm starting to doubt it to be honest.
>>218928710he's gonna need a lot of help to manage the tanks. he could hire former fish to act as production in each tank. lettytank, jimmytank, burttank, freddytank, clairetank
>>218928802organic, fish driven content has always been much more entertaining.
>>218928831Bashit is sleeping like a baby rn
>>218928802 LOL
JAMES DARK
>>218928797Is this even chaos? Drake is sitting in a room. You are a fucking retard. the twins are better 'chaos' then this sleeping on the sofa. >and yes almost anything against production is good because production is retards.
james drake never left
>timer startsI KNEEL
>>218928848He's sat in a room doing nothing. So yeah, about as exciting as the cell was last night.
>leaving the cell without having your win confirmed Basneed is the retard here
>>218928746Wait 6 hours and then go "Actually the real winner was the last person out of the original room, the computer cell."
>>218928802>shit no one predicted are funnier than the scripted bitsa fishtank staple
>timer started againC H E M O
>>218928846narnia
>>218928857Sleeping over at your friends house be like:
>>218928789says the one fantasizing to cope
>>218928551It's 100% Jet thinking this will be the funniest shit in the world so he got on discord and is talking to paypigs and paypigs are raiding the thread to create a false consensus that everyone wants Drake to win.They do this every season when Jet is doing something stupid.
content happens when they are caffeinated
>timer restarted>self cell challengeKINO
James Drake wasnt eliminated from the cell, we want him back!
James Drake is the winnerSimple as
TIMER HAS RESTARTEDWE WINGING THIS SHIT
>Timer restarted
>>218928802Wow who would have guessed Fish taking some initiative to do anything makes for content
>>218928871Yeah man, just sit in the piss room for 4 hours until the wiggers wake up.
>>218928881the mondonigger whisperer
BASHITfags be like: “erm why is jamesdrake allowed to do this!! isn’t this against the rules??? wtf ;_;”
James Drake mogged Bashit (again)
>timeraight thats funny
>>218927809Thoughts on the fact that the Bingo Bongo "Fishtank Twins Anthem" song that TTS keeps donating only the chorus of, references childhood sexual assault in one rhyme suggesting their father ejaculated inside their ass in the bathtub?Thoughts on them getting out of the tank and listening to the full track and hearing that specific lyric?Thoughts on dragging "Crack Amico" behind a truck to the point that the investigators who find him in a ditch will need to use dental records to positively identify him?
Welcome to the James Drake show
Jet is in daredevil?
>>218928864gaslighting the audience
>>218928872that would be the perfect way to give twins immunity
tts woke bashir up hes running
DAMN JAMES WAS IN CELL FOR 14 HOURS? BASED DRAKE
i love james drake schizo arc
People who seethe about unfairness and rules are fucking retarded
>>218928897Hi Mints
>>218928894Never relax around wiggers
FUCK THE WALL
James Drake saved The RoomCan we get a "Thank you, James Drake"
Should have reset the timer to see how long he stays in self-imposed exile
what a nice cup of joe in the morning does to a mfucker...
Jet is the worst part of the show and it's a shame he's the one of the only things that's consistently thereFamous house is the best because he wasn't there
>>218928715If they actually do it, then yes.
They should make Drake win the Cell.
>>218928894Well yeah retard
drake vs bashir showdown is the storyline of the season with the twins wallaballabingbonging in the background.mints please relay this message to jet.
I don’t know what any of you are even talking about. I’ve been watching Bingo and her hog sleeping.
>He's breaking drywallhopefully thats like an ice breaker moment for the season
He's got plant material now.
>>218928897Im mearly upset that the next elimination is now guarenteed to be bashir or jd with zero tension
Bashir now in the second cell.First one to leave their cell loses.
inb4 drake is immune from all challenge as long as he can stay in the cell. he could coast till the end if he just stays in there
>>218928871Unironically this, past seasons had contestants legit paranoid about leaving before being told unambiguously they had won. Bashir is a fucking moron and deserves to lose.
>>218928862>James Drake literally breaking the tank is good. Bashir telling Vance he gained weight since the interviews was OMG WIGGERS BTFO BASED BREAK THE TANK DAY ONEI fucking hate Bashir cucks more than any other fish fan base in the shows history
SHOWS OVER BOYS
Schizotank
>>218928927S3 was the best desu, until about halfway through when they started doing retarded shit
>>218928838>low IQ brown plebs won't understand even when it's explicitly laid out for themHe's been a manipulative snake from day one.
>>218928906no, you just have a severe case of faceblindness
Basneeders be like>hi mints
>>218928897are you a dumb nigger???in 1 week when bashit is gone because of this and the show snowball into an even more dogshit state because jet on a whim lets the audience "le control the show derp" i want u to think about this
Fishtank is dead and the Wiggers killed it
>in 24 hours James Drake will self eliminateIT'S THE ELIMINATION CELL CHALLENGEDRAKE NOOOOOOOOO
this nigga mcGyver
>>218928956>pwease just talk about what's going on in the tank and now the failure of a season
James barricading the cell and not letting the production in would be the funniest bit so far this season
>>218928961this is entertaining
building stuff is always kino but they should build a gallows for the hanging of jet nepgroom
>>218928954be the last one in there
>>218928919BASHIT fans be reminding me of simbal fanstalmbout sum “IM THE LION” bro you needa be talking bout sum bitches!! xDDD
>>218928919hello how is it going over there in your war torn brown country? dodging the jews while basically being a jew yourself and hating white Christians going well for you, you brown muzzkike?
>random amounts of bashir hate when everyone was neutral or liked him 6 hours agoHI MONDONIGGGERSSSSSS
the normie contestant is the only one destroying the house and pissing in walls.why are normies so based?
bashir mogging production so hard they just bullshit hte challenges to make sure he doesn't win is hillarious, they are so pathetic.
>>218928947>I fucking hate Bashir cucks more than any other fish fan base in the shows historyI don't even know what you're talking about retard. But Drake barricading himself alone in a cell is the definition of nontent.
>>218928961>S5 is a real game>game is fair>high tension
>>218928954Who ever stays in while the timmer is going and whoever production calls as the winner wins. No one else is in the cell right now besides James Drake and the timer is still going, and production never ended it. James Drake is currently the cell winner
why is bashit in the computer lab?
>>218928954Rules?
Literally earning 50k by sleepingEasiest season ever.
James Drake is pwning production with logic. He's a true gamer.
>>218928961>the game is actually fair nowAnd other lies the wiggers tell themselves
I just took a huge Bashit. Christ, it fucking reeked.
>defending from his bullet
>>218928961>there's a point to winning the challengeskek
>>218928983We hate him because he "won" in the gayest way possible
James has become ungovernable
bashir is basically the survivor "coach" of fishtank
Bashir seething James Drake won
>I fucking hate Bashir cucks more than any other fish fan base in the shows history
BASHIT PANICKING
No rules James has been renamed to solely DRAKE
>>218928983>everyone liked himapparently not retard
>>218928983allowing Bashir to remain in the cell in order to turn everyone against him was James Drake's plan all along (actually unironically literally from the beginning)
Bashir actually seething
should just leave him in there. if hes still in there during elimination have him be exempt from the elimination challenge.
its funny until its not
Bashir cope part 2: bargaining
>>218928961 >all the challenges are less subjective
kek
da wules dont matta. evwyone knows that
Why can't James just admit he wants Bashir outDude literally cannot stop being a snake
Bashir is starting to learn that Drake is a dishonest faggot. He needs to shoot this loser.
>timer resumedso what now? lock him in there?
>only bashit is allowed to bend the rules and connive to get what he wantslol fag
>not a funny joke to the audience t. bashir>the funniest thing to happen this season
>stuttering>nervous laughingover for bashit
>>218928992>bashitbeth coded
why would he care about his immunity lol
>you said i'd win the cell if I ate the worm?
Is Bashir too dumb to realize the footage of him winning is on camera?
Bashir coming in with the manipulation
BASNEED SEETHING KEK
how did bashir cheat why do people keep saying that
>Bashir seething James Drake won
James betrays Bashir pretty often
>>218928994he gets up every 10 minutes to go argue with james through the hole in the door
JAMES YOU HAVE WON THE CELLBUT BASHIR, YOU HAVE WON THE CELL BULLET
Bashit getting mogged by James Draco finally some drama on the show get fucked bashit
Bashir is completely in the right here. Get in there and fuck him up.
fucking kek
>>218927954Its always been the last one in the room until the cell challenge is declared over. Bashir left while the timer was still going. Now hes freaking out because he realized his error
>>218928946maybe if there was real incentive to win (money) they’d be more desperate
>>218929050Who said he won? Bashir assumed he won and walked out while the timer was still rolling
Fuck the rules, do what's funniest
Bashit is a cuck
>i cant hear you through the door bashir sorryxD
>>218929041it was only cuz a druggie left on the same day after an elim doe
mints 100% is spamming these threads against bashir it is not mondocord it's literall yjust mints
>>218928901They already let tts about their dad trough.On another note I wish they never casted the twins cause now I'm hopelessly in love which will never be reciprocated :((
This is going to end in a wrestling match between them isn’t it?
production bent the rules to their will and they'll do it again. da rules dont matta NIGGER
bashir admitted defeat
>>218929021This isn't what I expected of him.
>Bashir trying to guilt trip him into leavingPathetic.
>>218929005yeah he did win didn't he
james drake thank you so much for the entertainment after the worst cell in fishtank.
>>218928985Fanfic
>>218929065This is not fairtank. You were fine with bashir coming back so you should be fine with this. Thats the show. Or is it only okay when your guy gets to break the rules and be coddled?
>>218929069nigger, its also always been that if you leave the cell you are out
>>218929069It’s either they say nobody wins (gay) or James wins (hilarious)Choose wisely wiggers
>>218929069but if you leave you're eliminated
>>218929010jd is rizzo
Only way for Bashir to win now would be to barricade himself into a different room and stay in longer than James
Bashit too scared to kick down the door (he would have done it to anyone other than james drake)
>>218928934Dommy mommy's potential has not yet been fully realized. She needs to put Emma and Beth into a headlock with her thighs in particular.
>>218929065Bashir gives up too easilyHe should either have ignored it because there's footage or tried to break the door down if he's actually going to take this seriously
>>218928901ii dislike that person
>why are you competing in the competition,james drake, don't you know i might lose?
The only move is to break the door down
Ignoring James is best thing Bashir can do. Trying to break in just legitimizes what James is doing. Giving a win to James after Bashir tries to reenter might be funny, but Bashir winning after James being hyped up and barricaded is funnier.
>>218929099UnconfirmedThere is one person left in The Cell right now and it is James DrakeProduction will need to confirm the win before anything is official
>worst cell in fishtank history>Drake turns it into kino
>>218929081yeah, everyone ITT knows this they're just farming
>>218929101>fanfic
>>218929106>>218929108Yeah but giving the win to James would be hilarious>>218929107This
>>218929082>mints mints mintsYou bashitters are seething
>>218928983Yep, Jet busy using his mondoniggers to force this because it's ''funny'' for 2 seconds. They have to hate Bashir for Jet to get away with this ''joke''The ''joke'' is so funny to them at the moment they are ready to throw away everything and will raid the thread like they are going to war. They do this every season.
>et tu, james?
>>218929123Nah bashir being robbed like James was would be a good end to the arc
>>218929069It's never been thatIf you leave you're not in the game again because you walked back in
>>218929133it's literally just mints
I'm curious if they'll actually declare Drake the winner or if they're just laughing at him barricading himself in for no reason
COURT IS IN SESSIONA VERDICT IS IN
Bashit lost
>>218929103I don't care what the wiggers are doing, I'm saying that Bashir is right that Drake is showing how much of a snake faggot he is right now. Hopefully this wakes Bashir up, Drake was never his friend, always an enemy.
>>218929005gayest way possible being how? physically removing people until he gets told he can't do it anymore? then emotionally and socially removes everyone remaining? still wins. YOU are the gay one
CREED
>>218929131we all know production was asleep, good bit tho
>>218929113>Bashir in the light>James Drake in the dark>this was the last time they spoke as friends
>CREED FOR JAMESKing of the tank
>>218929076>The funniestIt literally becomes the least funny.
why is there no clips of Beth showing her foot in the dorm when she first entered?
>>218929151>barricading himself in for no reasonit's this, otherwise jet would have told him already
>>218928036kek that would be so based
alright fair enough, this is funny
Ok I’m a bashtard but james mogged him with that one. never leave the cell before jet says you won
I love James DrakeHe is taking a PHAT PISS in the cornerLegend
how do you justify taking 4 days to bring in a sardine tine adl tier turd like beth and you didnt even know about it that is fucking insanehang jet
"We'll allow it because it's funny" is and always should be the driving force of Fishtank.
>>218929151They are sleeping they dont give a fuck
>>218929148The timer is still going and no winner has been called and currently James is the only one in the room. Thats the cell, thats the show.
Ben is really talented being able to host the show while he has James Drake's dick deep down his throat
>>218928732cringe fishtank male tier "idea"
post yfw after 10 hours Jet opens the second door and bashir is standing there with a bucket full of poop
>creed plays>YOU ARE A FOLLOWER OF CHRIST!>loudly pissing in the corner
LMFAO HE'S PISSING HOLY SHIT HE REALLY BELIEVES IT KWAB
>>218929185so true
Drake vs Bashir will be the soul and heart of the season I guess
>>218929190...its too early for this leaks
>>218929185This, it's really that simple.
>>218929180Yeah man, hang out in the peepeepoopoo room after everyone else left because the wiggers got too high on galaxy gas XD
>>218929185>Letting the least funny niggers decide how things work will never backfire.
I love James Drake now
>win >piss all over the tankI kneel
>>218929185this
i love peeing on live power sockets the tingle you get is heavenly~
>>218929190kek seethe more for us
>>218929185Agreed. I was okay with Bashir coming back and I am okay with this. Its funny. Beth being there and causing seethe is funny
NATHAN DRAKE SAVED SEASON 5HE DID ITBASED UNCHARTED 5
>>218929204It always was, the problem is that when you give Drake the win he goes for the throat instantly and the season becomes boring.
BEASTMODE
>>218928989nah Bashir praying and lecturing people about Mohamed is the most nontent in show history, even over Tayleigh crocheting in a room alone every day
who started the pissing
James had a chance with this initially but being such a tryhard here is setting himself up for a joke
>>218929185
>>218929089>>218929101Drake going along with this "the rules are made up along the way" shit, going from being the complete normie who thought it was more like Big Brother and being disillusioned by Bashir himself being added back on a whim after being eliminated, stealing immunity from Bashir now is fucking hilarious and the perfect arc for him>taking a loud ass piss in the corner while Creed plays
>>218929195
>>218929195do jeets not know what closets are
this nigga retarded for real lmfao
>>218929185this isnt funnyyou dumb niggers prove time and time again you have no clue when the show is getting good, it is getting good and bashir will now be out, it will be bad again
>ftl is as retarded as James Drakefunny bit.
>>218929185FACTS
people only pretend to like this garbage music ironically, correct?
emmaclaire is hotbeth is not
>>218929116She left the cell because Bash asked her to and didn't seize the opportunity to team up with GayD to push Bash out, all potential she had was extinguished because she is low iq
>>218929194you're a brown tranny so nobody cares faggot
>>218929151he won fair and square. no one ever said you could not hang out with the cute girls instead of staying in the cell with the guys(gay), especially if the cell did not bother you anyway
>>218929195pretty sure its a closet
>>218929214i'd kneel in james' piss any day
>>218929195>poopniggas wini’d kneel so fucking hard
>>218928954>Mints unironically seethingAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Why did Bashir give up and leave the cell?
https://play.typeracer.com?rt=2chr1bc15nthis is how they should do it, join up nerds
>>218929204It only works if Drake loses every bullet challenge or Bashir keeps getting immunity because Bashir is always his first choice to eliminate
>>218929185TRVTHNVKE
>>218929242nah bashir getting eliminated is hilarious he has always been nontent
Bashir needs to just bash the door in
BREAKING NEWS: Bashir Bros in absolute tears
Banging my headNo time for mourning
>>218929249First time hearing it its allright
>>218929270The rules don't matta
>>218929249normies have shit taste dude people acting like creed is good is some random meme from like 2-3 years ago of people talking about how "sovlful" early 2000s culture was, and it's exclusively repeated by tasteleess dorks, all the other music they actually listen to is garbage metal or like pop music
give drako a box of nails (fishtoy)
bashir niggas be like: “NOOOO this is against the fucking RULES!!!”
So the second door in the Jungle Room probably connects to the same space behind these doors, right? Have we seen them open yet?
Bashtards really are seething lol I thought you guys were trolling. Really must be m*slims here
Either way, James and bashir being at odds is good for the show.
creed fucking slaps. why did everyone hate them back in the day? republican coded?
More music Jeb
@mints put bar ptz on the twins
season should end with a MGS4 fight between james and bashir
>>218929274And also now that Drake has revealed himself as a traitorous snake to Bashir he'll probably gun for him if he wins a bullet challenge too
>>218929151100% they will call him the winner because mondoniggers are spamming the thread doing their census cracking bullshitMondoniggers already know what Jet decided
i am jerking off to Beth's droopy ass and pretending the lube is Bashir wish fulfillment self inserters tears
>>218929292People will unironically listen to nickleback in due time. Im surprised we havent heard it on the shows playlist yet
James Dracula has built his castle and will deck the halls with muslim heads mounted on pikes.
What is it about a Creed song, the "most hated" band, that makes everything that's happening so much more impactful?
>>218929282hes the only nigger doing anythingneed bashir to be there for james drake they got a rivalry that makes contenteveryone else nontent espsecially the hiv+ raped twins
>>218929134How is he mogging production? He's just raping mints. I doubt Jet and Ben care about that.
>>218929259
>They all know the show and the rules>The one guy that doesn't gets to decide the rulesI'm kinda on board with it
>>218929302Head slid that door last week. It's an orange wall behind it
>>218929297ong
I just don't get why he is doing it, no one is even gonna vote him out
>>218929242>James seethes about Bashir coming back>let James win the cell challenge >Bashir gets eliminated>happydrake.jpg>A day later Bashir comes back while Creed plays in the background >James seethes
>>218929302no thats just a rolling door with a wall behind it the jungle room is a closet i think
>>218929302its a wall unfortunately
Sorry Twins but finale has to be Drake vs Bashir. No other way Jet.
Truth 9/11 pill: This isn't about Drake or Bashir. Production fucked up and they are doing all this so you pick a side and forget that they are the ones who fucked this up by being asleep at the wheel.What if a Jimmy murdered another fish in those 3 hours no one was watching.
>>218929297but why are you posting mints, faggot
If you support Bashir your skin is DARK brown
missed the challenge. was there a lot of pee pee poo poo or did everyone hold it
>>218929308Proto meme. And creed shreds on YouTube made them a popular joke.
>>218929315Pretty much. Wiggers just ruined their whole show over a funny bit, because one of these retards is going home tomorrow and then there's nothing left for the next 20 days. Nobody else has a fucking arc, or any real relationships.
>>218929324How you remind me is an all time classic
>>218929342because
>>218929308Nobody ever shat on them, just didn't get the deserved attention. Peak anti-Christian authoritarianism zeitgeist. They fuck regardless of religion. Always have.
>>218929348Hard Agree
>>218929308they're a Christian band and also they're kind of generic growlly buttrock that everyone was doing back in that era, but arguably also the most generic in that trend (aside from their Christian slant)>>218929329Creed being listened to as hype music ironically, wrapping around to post-irony to post-ironic sincerity
>>218929342For victory and glory
i can't wait for drake to rip mints' head off when he tells him they were just fucking with him
>>218929348Twins are nontent and are only there to be raped by Frank and Vance
>>218929342Ego, everyone was mocking him for bitching out immediately
Sorry bastreet shitters, your got lost
jd is on the case
>>218929342fuck it nigga we ball
>>218929302The "second door" is a sliding barn door. It's not a door to the closet from the confessional. Yes, they've "opened it" (slid it) before.
>>218929353>If you support Bashir your skin is DARK brown
Send her in
can someone go back in the stream and see if jet said "last one in the room wins" or "last one to leave the room wins" (i don't want to do it)
>realized the rules don't matter >enters his winner arc KINOOO
Did she really eat poop
>>218929342He doesn't want immunity, he just wants Bashir to not have it so he can be eliminated
>>218929342This is what separates men like James Drake and boys like you. The tenacity, the hope, the indomitable spirit required to ask "what if?"
>>218929342he's just a funny guy
he should make a cross with those planks so the fish can crucify jet on it then set it on fire
>Bashir elimated by Emma>returns despite the rules>begs others to self-eliminate from the cell>the Dragon follows the rules to the letter>Bashir: This is totally unfair, James Drake.
>>218929185This, but flip flopping is doing it wrong. It's not funny if they first act like faggots and insist on making it all gay and rule-focused like Big Brother, and then switch to "whatever is funny LOL" after they get enough backlash. Now if they gaslight us and Drake equally and don't fuck with the actually fair outcome that's already established in this case and handly it free form going forward, I don't have a problem.
>>218929384dude don't put more thought into this than the wiggers are
>Antara eerily watching everyone sleep
Jet literally moved elimination to Thursday to coddle Bash, give James Drake the win NOW
The only decent Christian band is Reliant K. Dont @ me
>>218929103>This is not fairtankJet said it was
>>218929342He wants to kick Bashir out.
>>218928752I wonder if he's pimping out the girls low key to get that $ but it's hard to believe he'd be able to pull something like that off. That's more of a Johnny Neptune thing.
>>218929384It doesnt matter
JET, MAKE JAMES THE WINNER AND I'LL STOP SAYING MEAN STUFF TO YOU.
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Jet gets stupidly lucky sometimes
>>218929369not happening bro
>>218929324People already have listened to Nickelback unironically for years, not just Nickelback fans, Nickelback hate is played out and passe. Also as >>218929360 says How You Remind Me has always been a fucking amazing all time classic, unironically.
JD is sexually harassing the twins again
>>218929385cant wait for bashir to be gone then james drake acts like theres no rules a lil too basedly then production neuters him content wise somehow
>>218929404Elimination isn’t today??? Fuck
>>218929384he said both btw
>>218929342he can take away Bashir's immunity because he is already eliminated
>>218929388the whore? maybe. anissa then no it was peanut butter
over/under on sam showing up for a couple days
aww the twins are sick
>>218929342He isn't doing to get immunity for himself, he is doing it to take immunity from Bashir and get him kicked. Drake is a snake who pretended to be friends with Bashir all this time and hates him more than anyone.After he gets out of the room he will go back to kissing Bashir's ass and pretending to be best friends. The biggest snake in fishtank history.
>>218929405extremely gay
>>218929406Well he let Bashir come back so guess he doesn't believe it himself.
>>218929377Every day, I am astounded by the depths of faggotry, JD descends to each day.
>>218929417It's ok bro, he has little sisters
If you play Rockstar at any college bar in the country that whole place is going to light up and they know all the words
>>218929415that would be the funniest outcome tho
Drake should now become just extremely aggressive frat boy. Also have his head
>>218929433Name a better one. And maybe learn to read
>>218929353bashir is literally the whitest in the house you and than you, retard
>>218929385Many are saying this
How do I remove the doomposting from my brain and enjoy the show again?
James should just declare he wins every contest from now on, that would be fucking EPIC content
>>218929240>>218929259Why didn't they piss and shit in it?
>ITS MY FUCKING SHOW>IF YOU MOG PRODUCTION YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO WIN>BRING IN MORE E-GIRLS
How about thisif drake outlasts bashir's time he wins
>>218929416I had no idea clearly. I just assumed they were still hated. My bad.
>>218929282He's the only actually interesting person in there, are you high? Besides the twins, but they're a josie one trick pony novelty contestant, who sort of exists outside the competition.
Twins are sick, time to send them to the hospital.
>>218929342he has broken the code and realized that doing funny shit wins in the long run
>Turns The Cell from the fish not wanting to leave to fighting to get inBest to ever do it.
>>218929384>>218929422that means bashir wins both ways
>even the twins are complaining about the cell not being over
>>218929360>>218929416>these are the retarded pleb niggers that have ruined /mu/Fuck you shiteating faggot
>>218929333OOOOOOHHH bathroom someone tell drake to break the door
>>218929443For you
I think Jet is going to milk this confusion for a bit and then have both of them in the room, the winner is the person who can get the other one out first.
>>218929450Whippits
>>218929431Even when Bashir confronted him at the door he kept pretending he wasn't doing this solely to take away Bashir's immunity lol
I'm a Bashir guy myself but this is brilliant reality TVThe fact that bashir broke the rules first evens the playing field Kino
>>218929412>loliI wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole
i have that creed song stuck in my head now
tigers jaw’s self-titled is the best album ever made
is it too early to classify Drake amongst the greats?
>>218929466This would actually be a kino outcome
>>218929450i was doomin really hard at start of season because s4 was so dogshiti took 4-5 days off from watching the show now enjoying it again, its a pretty good cast
>>218929466
>>218929282fucking idiot
New beth lore?
this shit sucks, most embarrassing cell yet. james drake doing this is mildly entertaining I guess. but the dynamics between everybody are fucking lame and it feels like everything means even less than usual
>>218929461If they do this rest assured it’s because nothing worthwhile was happening today
>>218929404I missed that, they moved elim to tommorrow?
>>218929240That goes directly to the bathroom
>>218929474Hey man we all just want to be big rock stars.
>>218929480no it would be funny to have both bash and drake hate mints. funniest possible outcome
>>218929485Yeah if fairtank fans want fair tank this makes it even and fair and if not fairtank fans want not fairtank this is not fair.
>>218929450Realize that >the show is retarded>the production is retarded>the fish are retarded>the viewers are retarded and that is okay
Let's be real. James Drake and Jet Newptune standing across from each other. Jet says "You didn't win the cell. Bashir won the cell". Drake says "No. It was me. I won the cell". Who is winning that argument? Who is doing the mogging?
>>218929474Shivew me timbews
>>218929495good cast and production at their worst unfortunately
>>218929485Bashir breaking the rules is revisionist history, Jet asked him to come back on
>>218929466No one's fighting to get in because either the rules matter or they don't and if they don't, whatever.
>>218929421No, Bash was considering leaving the cell because he felt the smarter thing to do was to conserve his energy for the elimination challenge, he was also sperging out about praying. Jet immediately announced that elimination was moved to Thursday (this comes after he said that he isn't changing the rules for anyone)
James “The Dragon” Drake COLEman broke the tank
>>218929466Him getting the win will automatically make him the greatest contestant the cell has ever known.
>>218929452Emma should just tell Jet she got the stump so she wins
>>218929498She just needs correction via rape (by me)
would you eat jet's poop?
This was the worst Cell challenge yet, but James Drake saved it
>>218929502the dynamics in the house will change if james drake wins.
>>218929498Who?
>>218929462A lot of normies fucking love that "Rockstar" song.>>218929474I don't post on /mu/ I've grown out of being a performative faggot like JD who seeks validation based on my obscure niche music taste because I'm not 22 years old anymore. I bet you look like Anthony Fantano.
>>218929466the only remotely interesting outcome at this point
Suicide. Hehehe! Suicide. Hehehe! Suicide. Hehehe!
>>218929390Everyone wants JD out though
>>218929485>bashir broke the rules firstProduction broke the rules, and now they're breaking them again. It's just dogshit, end this crap, run the challenge, watch Drake kick Bashir again and we can all go watch something else.
James just mogged the drywall.Uh, is he allowed to do that?Does the landlord watch the show?
>>218929498Her onlyfans and streamstar history is enough to know everything about her
>>218929466>im not locked in here without you>you're locked out there from me
>>218929512This is where fairtank and funtank converge into a Neptunian singularity of entertainment.
>>218929534Erm... the new freeloader
>>218929541Not in the slightest
the jungle sounds really make this
>>218929546Rules haven't mattered since Season 1 and now you're mad about it?
>paypigs are STILL cuckedhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha stay forever cucked piggies
>>218929546Now post this again without crying
I want Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum out
>>218929520I think Bashir will win the challenge anyway so it doesn't matter
Draco W
>>218929541Drake has no interest in kicking JD and thinks he'll walk anyway. He's 100% going to kick Bashir.
>>218929541bashir made everybody hate him even more than jd last night
this would be a good bit, had James Drake not bitched out in the first few hours
>>218929502james drake and bashir genuinely hate each otherjd is one bad moment from killing someonethe dynamics just started getting good nigger pay attention
do bingo&bongo fans forget they tried to get DP'd by sam and frank
Well to be fair Bashir came back in after being eliminated so naturally he shouldn't be able to win any challenges. James won this fair and square.yo jet can I post this? - Mints
Who the fuck is beth
>>218929384When they were in the computer room originally he said"Last person in this room is gonna be immune"
>>218929498fishtank paypigs are quite unnerving. they don't care about the comedy or the characters, just the torture
>>218929587Rare mints W
>>218929447>in the house you and than youAverage ESL brownoid Bashir supporter
>>218929568are you like a little slow or something buddy
>>218929498who gives a shit its an OF freeloader
>>218929538>everyone called me a faggot 15 years ago for trying to talk about TOOL and nu-metal :(((Good news for you queer nu-/mu/ with their dogshit gooner taste will welcome you with open arms
>>218929586They’re too sexually traumatized to ever have sex with a man.
>>218929590>>218929534Are you guys even watching? its the onlyfans freeloader girl
>>218929590onlyfans freeloader
>>218929587
Bashirtards already forgot the golden rule:>IT'S NOT FAIRTANK
beth is a silly streamstars tier ho with zero depthi want her gone
Please link the informed videos playlist. If you're that scared of it being taken down just delete the post like 30 seconds afterwards
>the retard is still barricading the fucking doorHe will actually stay there for 12 hours for no reason.
>>218929568>hopefullyVancecord ended you
>>218929586>le wholesome derpy twinsimagine the kind of fucked up inbred, literal raped thoughts u have to have to want to fuck frank hassle
>>218929587but then the win would go to landon
>>218929591bashir needs to barricade himself in the computer room kek
>>218929185Yes but only when Sam is directly involved because the wiggers are inherently unfunny.
>>218929590Someone twitterniggers gaslighted us into believing she eats shit from a diaper
>>218929614why cant you use the archive? are you like a little bit stupid in the head or something?
Rank your top 3 fish this season
>>218929616If he stays in there for 12 hours and the wiggers tell him they watched the footage and Bashir won, he might actually lose it.
I’ve been watching for hours and have no idea who Beth is. /ftl/ classic troll?
>>218929614Post discord and I'll dm you it
I am a fat gay pedophile who started shaking like a bitch after Bashir mildly teased me and I threaten to beat him up and spray him with mace because I've never been pressed in my entire life even though I spend my entire life on the internet telling people I would beat them up in real life - Mints
>>218929634James DrakeTwinsLandon
>>218929185you're right, but the issue is that what the wiggers think is funny and what's actually funny are almost always at odds
>>218929624barricade tank LETS FUCKING GO
>>218929616he smashed the door before
>>218929632yeah now send the link
the jungle room bathroom is the elimination bathroom
>>218929614sent :)
>>218929580>>218929575Then its more interesting if bashir has immunity
>>218929638@ mints
>>218929586Eh not really, Bongo was the one who wanted it, she offered Bingo up without Bingo even being in the video to indicate that's something she would want (she wouldn't) kek
>>218929634I think all the guys this season are S teir fish honestly, my favourite out of any seasonThe girls were terrible
>>218929614https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&list=PLE0hg-LdSfycrpTtMImPSqFLle4yYNzWDBut dont tell mints
>>218929487It's the perfect bashir theme song because he literally should have been dead on a Sunday morning eliminated off the show
>>218929603I don't listen to Tool or nu-metal and no one called me a faggot. /mu/ is just gay and always has been. Get yourself some roast beef, or nice cheese and a loaf of bread to calm down, little buddy. You'll enjoy it much more than a Big Mac.
>>218929614If You Know 5 Men 3 Pigs Can nap Nightly good
>>218929611According to Goran it is.>fucks up>gets hate>Oh no no no, i-it's n-not fairtank...! L-LOL
>>218929505oh well they definitely dont know what bathrooms are
>>218929640Forgot to say I’m brown btw
>>218929634BashirJames drakeLandon
>>218929634JamesDrakeColeman
>>218929634MeYouThat one faggot
>>218929635That is objectively the funniest outcome and it's looking more and more likely.
just another easy w for james drake dancing on the retards he's locked up with
>>2189296341. The twins2. Bongo3. Bingo
Jet awake
>>218929656I agree
Sam would unironically declare drake the winner
>>218929634Drake/Bashir or Bashir/Drake & Landon 3rd.
>>218929656No shit, but wiggers don't care about that. They would have given Drake the gun last time if they cared about making the show interesting, they're going to just give Drake the win here because it's funny and then he's going to shoot Bashir.
>>218929634VickyTwinsJD
>>218929656shouldnt have left the cell then
>>218929466inb4 jet fucks it up
Bashir technically won at like 7:30 am est, Anissa and Landon walked
>>218929666Thanks retard. Going down within the hour kek
>>218929590
>>218929652no :)
James Drake won and if you can't deal with that then you need to repair your vibe
Jet severely underestimating how fucked up my sleep schedule is.
>>218929636She’s the retarded whore that Jet wants to fuck so he brought her on for nontent because he doesn’t like making a good show. She was doxxed in 10 minutes of walking in revealing she had an onlyfans and that her best friend died.
Holy shit speed up a bit Jet buddy
>>218929342He’s a passive aggressive faggot who has been seething ever since bashir came back. Instead of telling bashir directly that he doesn’t want him in the house, he’s trying to snake him. Extremely feminine behavior.
>>218929614https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPohGvPJ4h8&list=PLhynhltDIBxuIGllDufzYhFLcJi0tUEoe&index=2
>>218929686Bingo looks so horrible compared to day 1. She looks like day 35 Tayleigh after 10 days in Friendtank. Poor retarded creature is withering away in front of our eyes.
the james drake effect
>>218929659it is worrying to see someone delude themselves over people they're never know who live on the screen...
>>218929706Who confirmed his win?
>>218929691This. WWSD?
>>218929634 James Drake, Landon, Bashir
Jets gonna fuck it up
>>218929693The cell is for immunity, not for who gets the gun.
>>218929634BashirDrake/AnissaLandon
Jet doesn't even know what happened
>>2189296861. the twins2. bingo3. bongo>>218929686I disagree but this is fair as well
retarded jet can change the rules for Bashir 1000000x times but Drake can't do the same for Drake because of his penis envy
fuck you jeeeeeettttt, give him the win.
Jet doesn't even know what went on lmfao
>>218929724Being a snake in this show is good
>>2189296341. Anissa2. Landon3. Bashir
>Jet ruining Drake's last standHate this galaxy gas huffing wigger
Jet doesn't even know what happened Bravo
The wiggers are retarded and are lying and saying Bashir dragged the women out.
JET IS RETARDED
>yeahh bashir broke all the rules or somethin>no rules not fairtank>no i didnt just wake up been watchin whole time>there are rules that bashir broke>there are no rulesevery fucking time
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Fuck you JetJames Drake won
>Jet doesn't even know what's happeningHe's the host yeah
why is chat so fucking faggish about bashir
>>218929732Jet just did on stream
Retard Jet just woke up and thinks Bashir dragged everyone out. Literal retard.
Bingo Bongo won confirmed. Thanks for playing faggots.
>>218929747he never changed the rules for him.
Jet going to listen to chat
>>218929495 s4 cast was way better lol
>goran confirms bashir won
Bashir literally came back and is going to the final three a total fucking rig for the end and now this Coddled Bashir
>>218929732Ya man, stay in the poopoopeepee room hours after everyone left because the wiggers OD'd on galaxy gas and James Drake just walks back in and says he's still a cell contestant because the timer is running lmao
>>218929682This
jet is an actual retard, james gave him a layup for content and he finds a way to ruin itactual retard wigger
kek hol up why is drake back at the cell?
JET RETARD, YOU ARE USELESS
>>218929731What about what I said was deluded? Bingo has said several times she's never had any interest in romance while Bongo is out there begging Hassle for it
I can't tell if this is Jet's retardedOr if it's Jet's retarded bit
>Fuck you Jet>James Drake won
>>218929768Bam is the host ackshually
>>218929751People were thinking that Jet was debating like scholars with the other production about whether or not to let James keep going. Turns out that nigga JUST woke up.
>>218929769He already got eliminated and wrote a gay letter about wanting to have a cool exit so people want him to fuck off
Jet now realises Bashir won. Drake doing all this shit for nothing will be the funniest bit if he keeps it up all day.
He was seriously considering giving Drake the win because he thought Baahir broke the agreement and now he found out it wasn't the case and doesn't know what to do lol
>>218929782Answer the question
>im walkin
holy shit jet is retarded
>Jet says to let it keep going>people still crying?
I think jet did the right thing, just let this shit continue until Bashir breaks a door down or James commits suicide in there
jet is a fucking idiot.at least do a poll
>Mints feeding Jet false informationcool
>>218929666mints is a dumb retard and his best idea is show tits lol. their piracy problem is solvable. also numbers, 666, delete this.
>>218929780drakefags were larping anyway. good bit tho.
>>218929790bingo's view of romance is just being surrounded by over-sexed freaks who want to abuse her i have dated a similar type of person before i can fix her
If James Dracula doesn't get the win, I'm done with Fishtank. This is the only kino outcome.
mints, do something
James Drake winning is the funniest outcome and driver of content therefore he should win
Mints lying bashir dragged women out because he fucking hates bashir lol
>>218929795Mints is so mad he lied to Jet about Bashir threw out all the women how pity can you be
>>218929779they were all cringe tryhard mde nufags who everyone itt 2 seasons ago would have despised
>>218929787he was convinced by tts that the timer was still going so he thinks he might still have a chance to win
Drake is a beast
>be me, challenge judge>go to sleepSHOULD BEEN DEAD ON A SUNDAY MRNING BANGING MY HEAD
James Drake winning is funny because it exposes the wiggers for somehow still not having on off shifts setup for 24/7 coverage.
>>218929818Mints is a whiny little bitch who is still crying about getting pressed yesterday.
they should convince james drake the rest of the show is the cell and make him stay there for days until he kills himself
>>218929775>brings back an eliminated contestant as a contestant and not a freeloader>changes elimination day to Thursday conveniently right after Bash is considering leaving because he wants to conserve his energy for the elimination challenge
james drake won
what the fuck are people mad about?Everyone else walked and Bashir won, so he left.who gives a shit if james drake came back after walking hours ago?
Now it's obvious that mints woke up earlier and is just lying. He is the one who reactivated the timer and went to discord to tell people Bashir needs to go.Jet asked Mints if Bashir dragged the women and out and Mints said ''apparently teehe :)''There isn't anyone anywhere saying Bashir dragged them out
this is kino but james is a faggot for leaving after 3 hours
>>218929814Because he has no idea what to do on his own show and its just going to fizzle out to nothing and have weird vibes in the house as usual.
>so he dragged people out right? mints?>yeah
>>218929823it's never been the case you can return to the cell after walking out. it just makes no sense.
>>218929832the timer IS still going though lol
>>218929798that's fucking incredibleat this point their incompetence is almost looping back around to being endearing (but not quite)
Obviously the thing to do is just NEVER call it and once James leaves out of starvation, say okay cell challenge over, none of you win, get fuckedkek
Top 5 Fish OAT1. Tayleigh2. Letty3. Binx4. Alex B5. James Drake
>>218929804might just be ragebaiting
>James Drakes a.k.a Rogal Dorn "I AM FORTIFYING THIS POSITION!"
>>218929804yep. what a fucking idiot
All of this is that dumb bitch Vickys fault
Giving it to James Drake would be the funniest outcome. Give it to Drake.
jet needs rehab
>>218929837Winner or lose, the fact it's an issue at all exposes that problem lol
funniest thing would be if they say there's a timed thing of everyone needs to be somewehre within 3 minutes like they did at the start o the cell by drake is still barricaded in
>>218929845>he left There’s your problemAll cell winners stayed in the cell
>>218929847Classic Mints being a fucking faggot.
>>218929845>who gives a shitIt's funny how dumb he is.
>>218929834they dont even have anyone doing an overnight shift? crazy useless mfers
>>218929839t. fat
>"the rules are simple: be the last person in the room">James Drake is currently in the roomThe wiggers never officially ended the event. For there to be a last person, implicitly that requires an endpoint.
>>218929851His plan was to make everyone hate bashir and it worked
LMAO HERE COMES THE "WAAH WAAH WAAH RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED WAAAAAAAAAH POSTS"EVERY SINGLE SEASON THESE NEWFAGGOT RETARDS COME IN WITH THIS SHIT LMAOOOO
mints is DEVESTATED that bashir might still win
>>218929845The timer is still going, the cell never officially ended by production
>>218929827Drake barricading himself in the cell for hours for no reason would be funnier desu
>>218929841>has happened before>how the fuck does that change anything?cope + seethe maybe even dilate if u have time
Drake winning would be funny, which means it's not going to happen.
First thing I did when I woke up is check Bezo’s shitty server’s important events feed to get full info Wiggers are too dumb to have a record themselves
>mints telling jet that bashir dragged the women out so he doesn't winbiggest faggot of all time
>>218929865ThisssThisSo Much This Sister!!!
>>218929882>be the last person in the roomYeah, and Bashir was the last person in the room. Then he left, and Drake came in a few hours later.
mints throwing all his custom printed tokens at this
>>218929856It's never been the case that the winner is decided with no one from production present. Bashir walked out, he lost, simple as.
>>218929845they did the same thing with drench and whoever with the rock paper scissors bit
you can't hate mints enoughwhat a gigantic faggot
>>218929889Only if neither of them win
Robojeet just literally me'd
>>218929875>>218929882>>218929888>ERM ACKSHUALLY ERM ACKSHUALLYLOOOOOOOOOOOL STAY MAD
MINTS BROS WHAT DO WE DO??? JET WATCHED THE CLIPS HES GONNA GIVE BASHIR THE WIN!!!!
It's a comedy show, make it funny. It's not that hard, Jet.
regardless of who wins james should be rewarded for this
Life is Drizzy
Drake always gets his treasure
>>218929896
we run the show, bashirfags (i like him desu)never forget
>NO ONE SHALL BREACH MY FORTIFICATIONS!
>>218929884People were crying because they want Bashir to win because its fair so now being unfair is being fair to them im really confused on their mental gymnastics. Its a show, they need content. James winning is funny.
>>218929845Mints cares and is in Jet's ear telling him Bashir broke the rules and probably lying about how funny of a reaction Bashir had so it's pure heckin' kino and they should go with the funny joke winAll because Mints is a seething Bezo-tier discord mod
He needs to put the bit of wood across the top left corner at a 45 degree angle
>>218929914good point
And of course the morning crew are crying about Bashir winning this shit so they're voting for Drake.Lamest steal I've ever seen.
i hope mints gets raped by gaggle of niggers
>>218929859They stopped and restarted it like three times now
>YEAH IM BETTER THAN U BECAUSE IM WHITE>THE WHITE PERSON IN QUESTION
>>218929841AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAJames will neither marry nor fuck you, faggotSeethe harder RETARDJust as dumb as idiot James
>>218929869That dumb bitch has beautiful eyes with nobody home behind them
I voted for James Drake.
>>218929923You mad
>>218929906So what I'm hearing is>Bashir was in the room>he is not in the room currently>James Drake is in the room at the present time>the present time being after Bashir leftJames Drake is the last person in the room. They never ended the contest.
are you niggers new? bashir won, james drake will win. jesus christ. ٱلْحَمْدُ لِلَّٰهِ
good to know production is clueless and isn't running a bit
It would have been funny if Bashir actually did manhandle all the women out of the room however
>>218929894>when did it happen and why is it not still considered a rule change/exception if it isn't the standard>it was literally just to keep Bashir in the cell
>>218929896Actually the most wise /ftl/ post in a while
>>218929906>Then he left, and Drake came in a few hours later.Making Drake the last person in the room. Sorry Bashbaby, it is what it is.
people should have voted for Anissa because her winning would be the funniest result
>>218929902Hot take: Spray Mint in the eyeballs with bear mace and kick him in the ribs and stomach and head intermittently without ever letting him die or escape.
IT'S NOT FAIRHOUSE
>>218929950t. fatI swear the james triggers the right kind of person. get fucked fat wagie loser.
I'm gonna rent this house in a few months and stay in the cell longer than any of them and win the cell and I'll be a winner dad
>>218929948HoweverThat being said
Watching Bashirfags cope and seethe has made this whole season worth it
>>218929884Kill yourself pedomondonigger
>>218929952Vicky > Beth
that muslim nigga who got eliminated already crying about da rules is peak
Where'd everybody go?
>>218929960honestly I'm kind of ashamed I ever thought otherwise, never under-estimate wigger retardation
>>218929937he just said Bashir won
>>218929972This. It sucks that Bashir doesn't know that literally all of this is fucking Mints.
Bashirfags finding it funny when rules get circumvented in his favor but seething when others do it is the funniest bit this day. please keep it up.egging on people who are too invested into a single contestant has always been a fishtank viewer's winning strategy
just give immunity to everyone but emma for maximum keks
>>218929981>actively coping
Who would be funnier to piss off by robbing them of the win, Bashir or Drake? That's how production will decide who wins
james would be cursing himself if they declare him winner. nobody who won the cell went on to win the whole show.
new>>218929978>>218929978>>218929978
>>218929914bashit acts like he runs production all the time
>narrative poll to decide winnerthey should literally just do a new challenge called reverse cell where they have to break in call it nazi zombies or something. reverse the timer on the cell counter and if drake survives the 15 hours then he gets immunity
You know it’s bashtards because they all reddit space
>>218929993I thought they were awake and just running a bit, but no they don't know what happened
>>218929935 Chad always wins
>>218929945it's the only funny thing that could happen after that shit show of a cell
>>218929972this isnt even a take lmao
>>218929997>but seething when others do it is the funniest bit this daybut Bashir won
>>218929976I actually look more like him than you do, 99% guaranteed.
james drake calling the wiggers HQ is funny.
They can't have chads on the show anymore. James will get eliminated after beating up Jet for his incompetence
>>218930032nah you don't
>>218929999quads of TRVTH
>>218929972everybody here agrees with you
>>218929884>newfagMONDONIGGER MONDONIGGER MONDONIGGER
remix landon song into james drake song before he gets executed
>>218929921Neither of them winning is the same as Drake winning because he just needs Bashir to lose
>>218929960Before jet switched out of the basement somebody told him bashir talked the other contestants outs. Didnt force them so said he won, but he'd be retarded to interfere with letting it play out
>>218929972Free speech doesn't include specific credible threats of violence.
My guys, my James Drake guys... How we feeling this morning? Slip into your slim straight jeans, caress your smokey but tasteful 5 oclock shadow. Brew a nice cup of coffee and take notice of that feeling... Feels good doesn't it? That's the James Drake effect. Chads, we're up. Bashir chuds seething
>>218930111Unless Xavier wood is on the other side of the door, I don't care. Maybe Frank Hassle.
thank you all anons who joined typeracer it was fun, gg to 122
>>218930180run it again I missed it
>>218929950It's interesting that marriage with Drake and fucking him is the first thing that came to mindit's okay buddy, no one cares if youre gay in 2026
>>218929865>Tayleigh>LettyThat's just your simp brain failing you.
kino
can someone explain what is going on? why did drake go back in there? does he think he can just stay in there for 2 more weeks and win the 50k? what the fuck is going on
>>218929847People can't handle the simple fact that Bashir has god on his side and is winning
>>218930869Muslims literally serve no one but the devil. Kill yourself
