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>I'm afraid.>I know.>Drat.Great episode. Loved the visuals and the story. That moment when Harry is about to be carved up on a surgical table, and the Doctor enters the simulation to stop it, was my favorite part.
>>219012514>I know>Scorpion>Time's upHow come no other captain other than Insaneway got cool one-liners? I have to pause the tv and pace up and down until my breathing calms down.
>>219012718>Mr. Worf, I said fire torpedoes!
>>219012718They're meant for cowboy characters, TOS had a ton of them (I'm a doctor, not a <X>, He's dead, Jim., What does God need with a starship?, Fly her apart, then!), aside from Kirk, Janeway is the closest we've got.
do you think janeway ever told sullivan about his wife?
>>219012502Star Trek is unironically pro-life, cos abortion is eugenics.
>>219012403I just watched this episode with a girl that had never seen star trek and she fell asleep almost immediately. Kinda took me out of the homeymoon phase in an instant
NX Refit now in Star Trek Online! It's canon!!! :O
>the doctor>believes he is sentient>ergo any hologram is sentient >they just need the opportunity to expand their programming>still allows human crew mates to torment and enslave holograms for their own amusement >he himself uses holograms for his own entertainment, discarding them upon completion of his amusement >is fine with a birthing facility being given to a species that intends to do nothing but hunt newborn holograms for sportWhat thee fuck was his problem?
>>219013162Is she fat? Should have showed her the Packled episode, to see if it would make her go.
>>219013162Actually, that's a man's episode. If you're going to introduce Star Trek to a woman who has never seen it, you should pick a more female centered episode.
>>219013748Like this one...
>>219013748>female centered episode.Such as?
>>219013800>>219013793
>>219013800Q-pid
>>219013663No shes fit and cute>>219013748Nah fuck her
Do you lads listen to any of those podcasts where they watch star trek for the first time? Are there any good ones?
>>219013821Well that's different. Should have just woke her up by slapping her face with your cock, then. That would make her go.
>>219013866Why don't you watch a few of them and find out for yourself? Why are so many of you people worried about what other people think?
There's been some discussion of the uniforms lately...I would not mind if a new show/movie just went full-18th century naval with it.
>>219014029While we're at it, make all the interior decor like that one deck on the Enterprise-A
>>219014059Here's an offiicers' lounge from a fanmade ship, just make it like this
>>219014238
Burg
I had a trek dream last night.The Enterprise received a distress signal from an unknown colony world. When they arrived, they found the only inhabitants were a bunch of bootleg Datas that had been created by a third party who got his hands on Data's schematics. Since the creator was unable to correctly replicate the positronic brain, the bootleg Datas were inferior, and what's more, they KNEW they were inferior. The distress call was a ruse to lure the Enterprise close, and then it became a zombie horror episode where they kept getting swarmed by Brent Spiners and every time they'd phaser one, another one would crawl in through the window. The bootleg Datas were trying to disassemble the real Data for "I get his eyes!" "I get his hand!" purposes.I woke up before it ended.
>>219013164I did not care for this, I don't think it improves the ship at all
>>219012718Doesn't Picard also say "time's up" in one of the TNG flicks?
>>219014297Did Sisko do the "tiny bite"?
>>219013924Nah she would have loved that
It was a fire hazard
>>219014774Exactly what I meant.
>>219013800Violations and Subrosa
>>219012718Picard perhaps started the very concept of internet meme
>>219015135Picard was a dancing CGI baby?
>>219015338Yes.
watching lower decks and i think i'm supposed to laugh at the young black one, mariner?she's just annoying
>>219014597Woof gets to say "assimilate this"Nothing beats Kirk's pause before saying "fire" though
>>219015422It's good at memberberries and actually knowing what Star Trek was rather than completely fucking it up like al the rest of nu-trekIt's bad at being a comedy or even having compelling characters for that matter
>clickclickclickclickclickclick tell me about your clickclickclickclickclickclick organs.
>>219014428They would grab his penis first
It's actually crazy how every other Talaxian we meet is like 1000x cooler and better as a character than Neelix is.
>>219015712>special guest Denise Crosby
>>219014685Never! Sisko is a true son of a chef.
>>219012718Whenever I hear Janeway say "Dismissed" it makes me cry alittle IRL and I have to stop myself from leaving the room
>>219016256
>>219015422>youngshes 40
>Odo grabs Nog by the ear>Nog winces before Odo even touches him since he has no way of knowingIt's the little things
>>219016631This is rape.
>>219016256Whenever somebody intimidates you, just picture them as the young person they once were.
>>219014976
>>219016853How to deal with the imminent erection?
>alien race comes through the wormhole looking to settle somewhere>there are 3 million of them>they arbitrarily decide Bajor must be their new mystical homeland>Bajoran government says lmao no and rejects them>two alien kids take a small ship to head to Bajor>Bajoran border control intercepts, gets into a firefight and blows them upHoly fucking basedHere in Britain we took in 2.6 million migrants over just four years and we're a tiny island, Bajor is a fucking planet
>>219017165>Bajor is a fucking planetrek writers have always been dogshit at scale
>>219017165>Bajoran government more patriotic than British oneMaybe you guys just need to suffer 50 years of (brutal?) occupation first
>>219017165>alien kidsWeren’t those the matriarch’s husbands? Also Bajor is Israel
>>219015653
>>219013987My time is precious and it's quicker to ask a bunch of incel virgins (like yourself) instead of committing to a potential hour of nonsense.
>>219016853I have been instructed by the police not to imagine young people anymore
>>219017836Nice dodge, moron.
>>219016421janeway made captain before mariner made lieutenent
>>219013164It still pisses me off the show got cancelled before we got this version of the NX
>>219018005that was never going to be a thing.
I burnt my tongue eating soup
>>219012403bonus points if that's the same actor who played Einstein for Data's holodeck poker game
>>219018196>eating soupUh huh
>>219017836>My time is preciousWhy and how?
voy script idea>Janeway once again diverts ship of course to investigate space nonsense>hits some bullshit that adds 3 years to the journey >crew member kills themself, unable to handle the futility of their journey>special 90s style PSA episode about noticing the depression of your coworkers
>>219019059Depression isn't real. It is simply weakness of character and the ship is better off for losing literal dead weight.>muh muh my journey is futileFuck you, you're doing what you signed up for, exploring the unknown>muh muh ill never go back to earthso fucking what>muh muh ill die eventuallyso does everyone
>>219019600>depression isn’t real it’s just different words meaning depression
>>219019666get thee behind me satandepression medicalizes weaknessweakness must be purgedsurvival of the fittest
>>219019837>…there goes all the nordics
>>219014976https://youtu.be/t_pYuglkn84?si=07LgUOQyGzhb4rRb
>>219019837>weakness must be purgedagreed. that's why i love seeing that the cohort with the highest suicide rate is middle-aged white men
>>219020095Erm ACHshully
SUICIDE IN LESOTHO IS PAINLESSIT BRINGS ON LESOTHAN CHANGES AND I CAN TAKE OR LEAVE IT IF I PLEASE
I saw a Twitter post today about how TOS built an empire from nothing and Kurtzman Trek has been all about destroying that empire. It got me thinking, will we ever have another show with the cultural impact of TOS? A show with no brand, no famous actors, that becomes a worldwide hit from the strength of its writing and characters?
>>219020449it became a hit because of mass syndication and it being like the only sci fi thing on TV to watch at the time. not that it isn't a great show but don't be retarded.
>>219020193>>219020348based Lesothans doing the needful
>>219019059Kinda weird how TNG had a crew member commit suicide but Voyager didn't
Who did they think they were kidding with this make up
>>219020668It’s not like it was real suicide thoughbeit. But Picard’s always activating that self destruct for sure
>>219020793thats what old people look like in the future
>>219020793it doesnt bother me but they should have used 2 or 3 actors to make it look better.
>>219021100this is what annular confinement bonesmashing does to you after spiking your tribisphosphicortisol in a subspacemogging
>>219020449not unless we get ww3 and the jews are exterminated like in star trek.
>>219021242Shatner and Nimoy are both jews and one of the main producers was a jew
Lmao even. >boomer trying to use windows 11 AI
>>219021342and yet there are no jews in star trek.
>>219020449>A show with no brand, no famous actors, that becomes a worldwide hit from the strength of its writing and characters?not that long ago it was Harry Potter that did that.I always thought the dumbest part about Harry Potter was the name of the franchise. it locks it all into the one guy. booo.could you imagine if Star Trek was called "The Captain Kirk Show"? or is Star Wars was "Luke Skywalker and the Star of Death"?yeah yeah, they did try "The Wizarding World" for a hot minute, but nobody got on board lol(oh yeah they're about to destroy Harry Potter now but that's probably a different thread)
>>219021639They don’t reveal themselves as easily anymore
>>219021656Harry potter was always gay, manly boys read Animorphs.
>>219020348I love this nigga, he kills Dominion and doesn't afraid of anything.
Do you think Starfleet informed Lieutenant Durst's family that the Vidiians peeled off his face for a transplant?
>>219021639>and yet there are no jews in star trek.Okay... Whatever bro.
>>219021639Levy
>>219020793TNG was made to be watched on a 30 inch CRT TV with scanlines and a 480i signal. It’s like people who complain N64 games have bad graphics because they’re playing them upscaled to 1080p on a digital display.
>>219022210Imagine being in the department that has to notify families>your father was torn to shreds by an alien vole>your mother got fused to the deck and died>your son was painfully disintegrated by a Romulan disrupter>your brother was fused with another ensign in the transporter and died>your sister's vascular system exploded, she died in complete agony
>>219012403>Nth DegreeWhat does the N stand for?
>>219022417>a 30 inch CRT TVMr. Moneybags over here!
>>219021656JKR never intended HP to become a huge multigenerational franchise. She had an idea about an orphan boy on a train and kept building on it until she came up with a wizard school. I wonder if after she dies Harry Potter will be rebranded as “Wizarding World: Harry Potter and The…” for each year of Hogwarts. Like how TOS was rebranded Star Trek: The Original Series after TNG launched.
>>219022587Nagilum
>>219022587New Spock
>>219022587Nth metal
>>219022587"To the nth degree" is a phrase meaning to the utmost, extreme, or highest possible extent or power, originating from 19th-century mathematics (often written as an italicized "n"). It signifies an unspecified, potentially very large, exponent or amount.
>>219022587Nfinity
>>219022395Who?
hnnng
>>219014238>>219014264neat
>>219023671Levy
>head of security kidnapped by misogynistic, womanizing, violent African-coded aliens >unnecessarily make it a plot point that she’s attracted to her abductor Who was this episode for?
>>219012403so barclay got so smart that he learned to play dumb so well that he could fit back in.
>>219017340
>>219021639Hmph. It has been my observation that you gentiles need (((order))).
>>219023964Go to your local bookstore sometime. They will have a whole section full of stories like this. Porn for women. Except instead of black aliens it’s werewolves or Minotaurs or vampires. God, the vampirerotica!
>>219024243Star Trek isn’t for women>:(
>>219023964Everybody rags on ENT for gratuitous scenes, but S1 of TNG has all kinds of stuff like that in it.
>>219024358>Everybody rags on ENT for gratuitous scenesno people rag on it for feeling putting blatant 2000s boner comedy shit in the show that makes it feel dated
>>219024243Sapphic minotaur erotica is my favorite. I suggest starting with Mooooo-ans of Pleasure.
>>219024570> Sapphic minotaurDoesn’t even make sense. What are they trans? Did they have sex reassignment surgery?
>>219024454The episode preceding the one I was replying to is the one where Data canonically has sex. Which is immediately after the pilot with Troi in a skirt and high boots.
>>219024749which is not similar to what people complain about in ENT
>>219024454I’ve never seen ENT and I have no intention to based off how this general talks about it. I love TOS, TNG, and DS9. TNG is my favorite Trek and one of my favorite shows in the world. I plan on getting to VOY eventually but I know it never comes close to the heights of the first three series. ENT just sounds like it has nothing to offer me.
>>219024973>ENT just sounds like it has nothing to offer me.it's overall fine but it was really frustrating at first. things will annoy you but you'll get used to it. by the end I mostly just felt relief that it was over and that nothing else retarded could happen.
>>219024973
>>219024973I honestly like ENT more than VOY.The "ending" sucks though and it suffered from not having another ~2 seasons.
>>219024677It's udderly derivative of that BBC show, Dairy Girls.
IT'S BIN A LAWNG RODE
>>219022587Number
>>219025179GETTIN FROM THERE TO HERE
>>219024358Seems to me that the prudes in here may be averse to the sexuality in Trek because it starkly reminds them that they're not getting any.
>>219025912We all want to be Riker, but we are Geordi
>>219024358And that’s one reason there’s such a caveat to TNG newcomers.>Yeah the tone is extremely horny for a family show but they pare it back starting in season 2.
>>219026172>a family showAnd where do families come from... Hmmm?Hypocrites. All of you.
I'm normally a Rascals fan, but Future Naomi Wildman is definitely the prime version.
so cute
>>219026818This is she, so I must disagree.
>>219026818>>219026904Would you date a humanoid with lizard spikes on his head?
>>219026910That is one hot redhead.
>>219026904>awkward teen boys always grow into absolute chads in trekIcheb looks like he could absolutely crush Future Wes.
>>219027246He sure does
>>219027246Weschad has the best chin
>>219027274Better chin, but Ichad has an overall better jawbone.
>>219022653wth is this?
>>219027609aislop
>>219027661It's not AI.
Am I crazy or was TAS generally regarded as non-canon prior to NuTrek?
>>219027932It still is? James Doohan’s voice work is the only memorable thing about that cartoon.
>>219026904Icheb bros…
>>219017165They didn't want them because they themselves were rebuilding from the occupation and didn't have the resources to spare. Any good land would be given to Bajorans first.
>>219022501>Your daughter was turned into a dodecahedron and crushed up
>>219028563Is that the actual kid actor or the chad interpolation?
>>219028760The kid
>>219028839Looks alright for 45-50ish
i can't focus when i watch ds9 i just want to goon to jadzia dax
>>219028563Ichud
>>219027745look at the text
>>219029333Not seeing it, sorry.
>>219025912there's no one here averse to sexuality in Trek. people don't like ENT because the portrayal of "sexuality" in that show is tasteless and juvenile, which the other shows aren't.
>>219028329Memory Alpha treats TAS as canon these days because of LOW.
>>219029481This is what's been keeping me from picking up ENT. Every screencap seems to be infused with that pornyness.
>>219022501>Your son was overtaken by parasites and we had to blow up his head to save the ship>Here’s a mini parasite to remember him by
>>219029572don't let coomers and gooners get to you. just because it's the only thing they care about about ENT doesn't mean that's all the show is. i watched it for the first time a few months ago and I had a ton to say about it. the porny scenes are cringe but it's just a minor annoyance sometimes at worst.
>>219029481Tpols body may simply be too hot
>>219029644her body is fine it's her bogged fucking face and bolt on tits that make me not be able to take her seriously. why couldn't they get a natural beauty of an actress like they did for Kira or Dax or something
>I'd die of embarrassment wearing those pajamas!t. Jake Sisko talking about the Starfleet cadet uniform
>>219029717Wearing the same material as the seats of a US city bus from the 90's was all the rage back on late 2370's Earth
>>219020039W-what a coincidence I've n-ever seen this channel before..... hahaha....
Been watching the Queerworm upscales of DS9. What's the recommended VOY upscale?
>>219030368>Queerworm upscales of DS9never heard of it. can you post a screenshot? the best DS9 and Voy upscales I've been able to find is vertag
>>219030368I prefer standard 480p to give it that 'watching it over the air from 35 miles away from the broadcasting tower on an old 19" CRT' feel.
>>219024358the gratuitous sex in ENT is necessary
>time travel episode where they find a colony of Anticans stranded on 14th century Earth >run into Marco Polo like they did Mark Twain
its brilliant, really.
>>219032193This episode(s) was completely unnecessary but the mid-warp docking scene was kino
>>219032193It is and isn't.
>>219029481>>219029572>>219029629Thanks for proving my point.
>>219033416is that what you want?
>>219033416sorry what was your point again?
>>219033973What I want is to keep sexuality in Trek, but what I don't want is faggitty male on male sex. To me it's the same as watching maggots devouring rancid meat.
>>219029410How about the fact that their pic of Lavar Burton shows a white dude
>>219034252Did SFA have graphic sex scenes? If Jay-Den got his Klingon cheeks clapped it would be spammed all over the place.
>>219034412I don't watch SFA, and don't care to, and the vast majority of Trek fans agree with me.
>>219034412There's a lifeless sex scene with a protracted post-coital conversation in it that's awkward as hell, they lie on each other so tightly like they're glued together so you don't catch a glimse of nip but it just looks unnatural.The blink-and-you'll-miss-it Kingon sex in Discovery was more graphic I think but I don't blame anyone for trying to forget that happened.
This madman building his own virtual Voyager posted a new update:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O30q2T_dGwULooks like he's reached the "come up with random sttuff to fill out all the leftover space" stage like Stage 9 also had. If Voyager really had that lecture hall they'd totally fill it with cargo or something.
how tall do you think jeffrey combs is? 5'4?
>draw a jew >call it Chinese
>>219036169>yellow skinAnd a ni hao to you, my good sir.
>>219036003he's 5'7" which is one inch taller than me
Alright DS9 S2 E1. Here we heckin' go!
>>219036482I think you mean S2E1-3
>>219036514oh no...serialization..
>>219036325post pussy
>>219036542Hope you weren't planning on going to bed any time soon
>>219036666nyo and begone Satan
>Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.
“It’s another ____ episode” >TOS: crew member goes crazy>TNG: is this thing alive what would Voyager and DS9 be?
>>219012415Go outside.
>>219036844For TOS it's more like "godlike being fucks with the crew"
>>219037322Those are pretty unique (so memorable) but I’m watching through TOS now and it’s like every other episode there’s someone going nuts and attacking other crewmembers. For various reasons
>>219036756>Andy Weir's Star Trek pitch got rejectedI wonder what it was
>>219012403The N Word
Keiko memes aside it’s kind of fucked up how they don’t respect or treat him the same. I thought this was an enlightened humanity that doesn’t judge people on their appearances
This is my firstandlast post in this threadWhatdoyou think
>>219038402don't believe you
>>219038650 #Odo turns into a dreidel.Funny. He doesn't look jewish.
>>219038402good use of your only post
>>219038402I refuse to believe there aren't any better accidental dabs than this in all of Star Trek
Knowing what a fake ass poser Klingon Worf is makes so much of his s1/2 dialogue unintentionally funny
>>219035108Disgusting
dax learned everything there was to know about worf's culture so she could disrespect it more completely
What goes on here?
>Wait. How am I supposed to call the ship back when I’m done? I didn’t think this through…
>>219040551Research
>>219036844DS9: "ackshually, the Federation BAD"VOY: "kill Neelix please"
>>219039203>Actually i was raised on earth by cuddly Russian Jews who fed me with Klingon hand puppetsYes let's take the entire point of him being the first Klingon to enter a human-centric peaceful organization then retcon that this has been his entire life experience
Bajoran Jedis versus Cardassian Sith. I'm on S2 of DS9, I wonder if they end up doing something like this though.
watching the Schizoid man rn why does Troi just tell the bitch that grandpa wants to bone her? Betazoids are pyschopaths.
>>219040595Seriously how was he expected to call the ship back? If the alien species he’s mediating for simply don’t show up he’s a goner
>>219041004You do get a DBZ laserbeam battle at one point.
>>219040848>this has been his entire life experienceHe was still raised with his Klingon family and he still remembers it
>>219036844>“It’s another ____ episode”TOS: this planet is like humans but if ____TNG: captains log: we solved the problem and everything is back to normalDS9: is there a war going on? let's play baseball or Vegas lounge singing insteadVOY: something makes somebody grumpyENT: this episode had an ending that made me uncomfortable.bonus points, every episode of VOY:___ is offline!try ______!It's not working!maybe if I _______?!Do it!________ is back online!
>>219041523He was 5
>>219016853
>>219042014I'd cover up a thousand cadet deaths for this girl
>>219024172>It has been my observation that you deer need us (((ticks))).
>>219022613this, I topped out at 25 inches
I usually love Klingon episodes but Sword of Kahless was gay and retarded.
>>219014428I just wanted to say that I would watch this episode and I hope I have cool Trek dreams tonight. I put on 8 hours of engine ambience, and ate some candy. Goodnight /trek/
I love Selar so much, it's unreal.
