Fuck Insects edition Previously on /trek/:>>218941237
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>Alexander Hilary Kurtzman (born September 7, 1973) is an American filmmaker. He is best known for co-writing the scripts to Transformers (2007), Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009), Star Trek (2009), Star Trek Into Darkness (2013), and The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) with his writing and producing partner Roberto Orci, and directing and co-writing The Mummy (2017). He made his directorial debut with People Like Us (2012), co-written alongside Orci and Jody Lambert.Jesus wept
This is our chance to write the chudcore Star Trek that will emerge 10 years after wokecore Star Trek bottoms out, which I predict will be two years from now when some Star Trek show even more autistic than the cartoon and even more woke than Star Fleet Academy fails to get renewed for a 3rd season and the streaming service draw is unequivocally flat to negative.Chudcore Trek ideas go. It's on a ship in outer space. There's episodic political plots.
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>>218974187kys
>>218974318Chudcore won't survive after MAGA. Hate will not win!
i would have done the same thing. whats the point of raping a bitch if she doesnt even know it was you
>>218974318After the Dominion war all the major powers are exhausted. The Ferengi who have secretly been supplying all sides, including in the Gamma quad via the tulaberry wine merchants take over with their massive fleet which they have built up using the profits from the war. The Ferengi Alliance of Trade (FAT) is now the hegemonic power over half the galaxy and ruthlessly enforces their law of female nudity. The show follows Captain Anon (played by me) and his crew of hot naked babes.
>>218974318>two years from now when some Star Trek show even more autistic than the cartoon and even more woke than Star Fleet Academy fails to get renewed for a 3rd seasonAnon, they're literally not making anything right now, Strange New Worlds will be over after its fifth season and Academy will be over after its second. Once they're done, it's over. You'll have to wait a lot longer than two years.
>>218974318Star Trek: DDNW
I don't care what anyone says, I love TNG Mark Twain and I wish they could've made up some bullshit to keep him on retainer.
>>218974452Pity she didn't get that longer cute feminine hairstyle until like her last two episodes. She also had the sexiest voice of any of the women on Voyager
>What do mods need with a /trek/ thread?
>>218974318The Federation mounts a real purposeful expedition to the Delta quadrant, not exactly retracing Voyager's steps but crossing their path here and there so you get to see familiar species/faces. Neelix could be the pilot 'send-off' character as the ship's first stop in the Delta quadrant is the little Talaxian colony he settled at.>inb4 how do they get out there/backI dunno, technobabble something together. Maybe they've figured out how to open an artificial wormhole or widen/stabilize some micro-fissure, or the Borg have retreated deeper into their territory leaving swaths of their subspace network unguarded.In any case the ship is outfitted for up to a five year mission without resupply, the Federation is interested in establishing regular contact with friendly species for various reasons ranging from cultural exchange to building a larger bullwork of species to stand against the Borg.
>>218974920hmmmyeeesHA!! WHOO!! HA!!
>>218974829They killed everything for their chudcore trek and no one wants to become the new charlton heston
>>218974829If the leaks are real then Kurtzman is getting fired and the focus will shift from TV shows to big tentpole movies. Paramount is so creatively bankrupt I can see Picard’s Stargazer era getting the Kelvin treatment.
>>218975341And their last movie even the shills didn't like.
>>218975528They did a movie? The last one I heard of was Beyond
With today's technology I think it's totally possible to remaster Star Trek so the rest of the ships/station that should be there can be seen through the windows. The masking against black should be relatively easy, 3D tracking is a piece of cake now, obviously you'd have to remove all the original stars since the parallax won't make sense.The most work would be involved in mapping out where the windows would be on a corresponding CG model but that's pretty well established for most of the windows you see out of (ready rooms, conference rooms, the promenade, etc) and other random rooms with windows can just be up to the discretion of the person doing the VFX.
>>218975691The section 31 direct to streaming movie made from salvaged clips of a cancelled series
>>218975341>focus will shift from TV shows to big tentpole movies.you think they would dare re-cast the TNG crew for some Enterprise-E movies? they really can't do the original Kirk....aaaaagain.it would be super sweet to get a DS9 movie though. Old Admiral Kira, Old Quark, Bashir & Ezri's children doin' stuff. Jake! the ultimate awesomeness would be the return of The Emissary which would counter-delete the lame SFA expo heheh
>reprograms your holofamily so your son is a kligger and your daughter dies horrificallypretty epic prank gotta be honest
The happiest ship in Starfleet!
What is sex with B'Elanna like?Apparently everyone on deck nine, section twelve can hear it.
>>218975828>try to make show>canceled>cobble together clips to make a movie>nobody sees it>nobody even remembers itHow embarrassing
>>218976134Even more embarrassing is that Kurtzman had been itching to make S31 a thing since 2018. Academy, too. And they both were total failures.
>>218975937Always liked her.
K'Ehleyr > B'Elanna
>>218976134On the plus side, despite being nominated for five Razzies it won none of them
>>218975937>>218975937would have been a lot better if she died of something he couldnt fix with a statis field and a few hours of delicate surgery.
>>218976242>casually fucks a klingaboo>he like thinks you’re married nowick
>>218974187Attention all: I am currently running a buy one drink get another at full price special at the bar. Tell your friends.
There has never been a good Vulcan captain in the entire history of Starfleet.
>>218974187Season 3 of Enterprise was a mistake.
>>218976242Suzie was the original shapeshifter.
Jesus
>>218976719TOS ships must've been upskirt city.
>>218976710The old man from Selar's episode has shapeshifted a few times.
>>218976710star trek pegging with tarah
>>218976830they wear bloomers.
>>218977047you get it
>>218968890Judith Joneshttps://www.imdb.com/name/nm0428475/https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0653648/mediaviewer/rm4147067393/
>>218975937>reprograms the doctor so he can give her unborn fetus cosmetic surgery
>>218974318Star Trek YWNBAW
>>218974920>I don't care what anyone saysWhat the fuck did they say? They better shut the fuck up desu.
>>218976242I'm a Lursa and B'etor kinda guy.
>>218977926There’s actually enough tranny archetypes at this point they can each be a separate race
>>218975862I think by now they learned you can’t just recast Star Trek characters like comic book heroes. The Stargazer movie would have a younger Picard so you can use a millennial theater actor. They could also recast Guinan and have her be a bigger part of the plot.
>>218974187That's not an insect. It's a reptilian.
>>218978740>recast Guinan and have her be a bigger part of the plotI liked the Guinan character. Very interesting and mysterious back story. It's unfortunate how insufferable the actual actress has become.
Why did they try to make this a thing at the last minute? Shit's even worse than Worf pairing up with Troi
>>218979462Beltran wanted it, I think.
>>218979462Seven was discovering her sexuality. She missed out on that having been assimilated at a very young age. Chakotay had already been rejected by Janeway even though he was the perfect match for her. She was too career-oriented. The Seven-Chakotay relationship makes sense to me.
>>218979462>>218979578Seven/Kim would've made more sense had the producers not hated Wang.
>>218974553It's only fun if they let you hogtie them first.
>>218975137Some things need to die.
>>218979771Perpetually Ensign Kim. There is no reason he shouldn't have been promoted to Lieutenant Junior Grade and Lieutenant while they were in the Delta Quadrant. My man was wronged.
>>218979986He was a pedo. They could never trust him with responsibility.
>>218978740>They could also recast Guinan and have her be a bigger part of the plot.They could also recast Guinan and give her a bigger hat.
>>218980225>He was a pedo.Gonna need a reminder on this. Haven't watched in a while, but I don't remember it.
>>218979578Do you think maybe the fact she was already married could have had something to do with that?
>>218980417They were more than their lifetime away from getting home. That was moot. After all, her husband moved along just like she should have.
>>218980302The claim is: He married Paris and Banana's daughter, after having helped raise her in an alternate timeline.
>>218980302He marries and impregnates Kes' 1 year old daughter in that one alternate future
>>218980302In the alternate timeline he fucks Tom and Kes's daughter, he probably didn't even wait until she was 2
>>218980302Harry marries Kes and Tom's daughter in the 'sode where Kes is jumping through time.
>>218980545Oh yeah. Paris and Kes. I forgot about that. It's so hard to keep track of all that shit sometimes.
>>218980538>>218980552>>218980545So a mature female from an odd species that only lived a few years. I don't think that was Kim's fault. That was all on the writers.
Are people really confusing Harry Kim for Donald Trump (paedophile)
>>218980532>>218979578Janeway had strong lesbian vibes. I think she was gay.
Was it genuinely lazy writing that kept Kim an ensign? They did seem to care about continuity in the earlier seasons then it just seemed to be a seven in a tight dress show
>>218979578What about Mark?
>>218980666I wonder he remembered her vagina from when he changed her diapers
>>218980698Will you faggitty leftist fascists ever get over your hate for people that don't want anything to do with your stinking dogma?What the fuck does Trump have to do with Star Trek, anyway? That is, aside from the fact that he literally created the Space Force.
>>218980732Zero evidence of that. She was just a career oriented woman.
>>218980538>>218980545>>218980552>>218980588>all the anons instantly recalling a pedo 'sode in perfect clarity
>>218980732She was ace.
>>218980970Nonce defender
>>218980698>Donald Trump (paedophile)Your unelected leaders are also pedophiles, thoughever. Shouldn't you be shitposting about THEM in the star trek sex with shran thread?
>>218981039kek its the same on gif... any rekt thread where it shows a pedophile getting the shit kicked out of them for trying to meet up with 13 year olds instantly gets several wall-of-text replies wondering if in fact, the pedos were the victims
>>218980732Gays always claim that everyone else is either gay or secretly gay. It's the cope they use so they can feel better about their own gayness. That stupid gay Klingon would actually have never lived long enough on Kronos to make it to Starfleet Academy.
For some reason it never occurred to me that Jennifier Lien was even younger than Garrett Wang. I guess her voice made her sound much more mature than she actually was.
>>218981261I just find it hard to believe that a normal woman could get to such a position of responsibility without some extra testosterone
>>218979354Most of the TNG actors are as obnoxious as Whoopi and Wheaton. They just aren’t as open about it.
>>218981383That's what makes them not obnoxious.
>>218981065Sez the mentally deranged troonie apologists. "Stick it in your cake hole, Keiko."
>>218981428>That's what makes them not obnoxious.Indeed. And some of them I like to think are awesome. If they're not, I don't really wanna know.
>>218979462>Why did they try to make this a thing at the last minute? Shit's even worse than Worf pairing up with Troiyeah it was massive creepy vibes. they had zero chemistry together. they never really gave them a magical connection episode>>218979771>Seven/Kim would've made more sense had the producers not hated Wang.from what I heard, the original plan was to lose Harry around the time they lost Kes. but some magazine said he was a "hot young actor" or something, and they decided to keep him around, and also to keep him SINGLE un-attached for the teenage girls to swoon over (because that magazine said so?) that's also why they paired B'Elanna with Paris despite giving considerable scenes previously with her and Harry. (they bonded in the pilot episode for crying out loud!)
>>218981175They are btw. Assault is worse than stat rape.
>>218981073I guess they'd all call me a pedophile too, for marrying a 21-year-old when I was 28. Wasn't Joe Biden's present wife his and his dead wife's babysitter when she was like, 16? We don't really need people like that and the Star Trek community.
>>218981993*IN Star Trek community.
>>218981993Based Biden. 16 is legal in Pennsylvania
>"Reporting for duty, Captain Paris"
>>218982078Point is: These people are all hypocrites.
>yellow - security/engineering>blue - medical/science What the fuck is red again?
>>218982146would
>>218982238Command/jewish handler
>>218982167I say, "Go for it, Miles!"
>>218981985>Assault is worse than stat rapeNot by any measurable metric. Don't try to fuck someone children and you wont get your head caved in, simple as
>>218982238Red is engineering/security Gold/Green is commandBlue is science/medical
>>218982284>measurable metricPhysical and psychological pain for one. Most 13 year olds would choose to have sex with someone over getting jumped by a pack of niggers.
>>218982238In TNG era, command.
>>218982238Command, helm, and bureaucracy.
>>218982412well in the stat rape situation the underage child absorbs the consequences and in the case of a pedo getting their shit pushed in, the pedo absorbs the consequences, easy choice for society
>>218982434Well TNG uniforms were faggitty anyway. They even put dresses on men for Christ's sake.
>>218982524Two wrongs don’t make a right
>>218982623just dont fuck kids
>>218982524Only because of aoc brainwashing. In the olde days, people married and had children right around the age of puberty, just like the Ocampa do.
>>218982640not into kids just Socratic (kinda a contradictory sentence now that I think about it)
>>218982146I'm surprised a "Young Janeway" hasn't been proposed, the current generation seem to revere Voyager above the other shows.Maybe venturing into the pre-TNG era is a bit iffy. No one wants to see the stupid maroon uniforms without the turtlenecks
>>218982747They may have looked good style wise, but they seem bulky, impractical, and uncomfortable to me.
>>218982803>>218982747She can rock the look
>>218982717Im the same way (constantly playing devils advocate in discussions because its fun)
>>218982640When I was 11 I fucked a 12 year old. She even charged me 50 cents for the privilege. Was I a pedophile then, Einstein?
>>218982747> Star Trek: Boothbyhttps://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/BoothbyIt follows the antics of everyone's favorite Starfleet groundskeepers, "Boothby"> show is centered around him an the never-ending flow of new star fleet cadets> as he dispenses the kind of perfect advise that every major starfleet captain seems to have a story for> the show works as a training ground for actors/actresses within the franchise. Some will turn out, some won't> once enough get good enough at acting, they've 'graduated' star fleet, and they're all assigned to a ship which happens to be the next Trek spinoff> should be able to pull at least 3 spinoff's out of it before the public gives up
>>218982146
>>218982803>They may have looked good style wiselmao no, they looked completely wrong without the necks
>>218982524What if the underage person was much more evil than the pedophile? Like already a super predator serial killer?
>>218983099Where are his antennae?
>>218983133I've never seen a purple uniform and it looks strange. What department would purple be under, specialized sciences? Temporal mechanics?
>>218983076you're embarrassing yourself
>>218983269Actually, no. I'm not.
>>218983268My wife department
>>218983269You're just as twisted in your mind as a Denevian slime devil.
1987:>Q: "Drink not with thine enemy" The rigid Klingon code! That explains something of why you (the Federation) defeated them.1991:>pic relatedHeh
>>218983144Even with that fivehead Wesley's dad was a bigger chad than he ever would be
>>218983401It’s gay worf shit. Worf gets offended when they’re all drinking with the enemy in Redemption
>>218983261he only wears them when he's running the 'man from outer space' con on someone
>>218983401just like USA and Russia the federation and klingons are not enemies
>>218976028Is that the Nebula class with the Dorito on top?
I have one episode of TNG/DS9/VOY to get my gf into trek (yes that is correct I do have sex) which episode so I show her?
>>218983995The Q-Pid episode is foid coded
>>218974187
yeah HI we're the Dominion. we're not your friends. we're just a pissed off sovereign nation~
>>218983995TNG: The Royale, Disaster, Evolution. All self contained episodes that capture what people love about Star Trek. Evolution is the point where people unanimously agree TNG “gets good”. I just think The Royale is a really fun adventure that could only take place in the Star Trek universe.
>>218983995It'd be interesting to watch a newbie start out with Living Witness, just to see what their perception of Voyager would be by the end without context.
>>218984204Riker looks the same
>>218983995If she's fat, show her the one with the Packleds. See if that makes her go.
>>218984384They almost had a Royale episode in the Orville where the crew gets trapped in a current year high school but after 10 minutes a giant monster shows up and 5 minutes after that they leave the school and hop from one boring nightmare to the next and I don't remember how it ended but I was disappointed to say the least.
>>218983916That it is, in this case it was the U.S.S. Prometheus...>ship on a mission to reignite a dead sunlittle on the nose with that one.I guess they must've decommissioned it pretty quickly to make way for the Voyager Prometheus.
>>218982640That mean looking pussy would make a nice meal for my Klingon Rottweiler.
>>218984204Why did the AI give Troi such a caboose?>>218984639Imagine being worth hundreds of millions of dollars but mentally stuck in high school. The Ted show opened my eyes to see how much Seth must have been bullied.
>>218984639Wasn't that the one where Alara was having the nightmares to mentally deal with her fear of fire?
>>218981668>A member of the Aircraft Owners and Pilots Association, Dorn is an accomplished pilot. He has flown with the Blue Angels and the Thunderbirds. He has owned several jet aircraft, including a Lockheed T-33 Shooting Star, which he jokingly refers to as his "starship", a North American F-86 Sabre, and currently owns a North American Sabreliner. Holy fucking based
>>218984846I think they were being pulled through a series of everyone's nightmares for whatever reason.
>>218984950Meanwhile the actor who played Jay-Den is gay IRL and talked about how much he related to a character who wanted to sing and dance instead of play sports like the other boys.
>>218982238The real question is what the fuck Command even does. Like I understand the Captain and First Officer being in the Command department, but what about everyone else that wears red?
>>218984998Wasn't that the same episode though? I can't remember it was too long ago.
>>218985147Acting is such a gay profession you can assume this about most actors.
>>218985158File paperwork.
>>218985241I don't think so.
>>218984669Imagine how NuTrek would have treated Captain Maxwell.
>>218983144Imagine the grease stains
>>218984846No, Alara was trapped alone in the holodeck for that episode.
>>218984950I never want to meet him because he seems to good to be true. He was even in CHiPs. How do you not love this guy?
>>218985147>having a homosexual relationship in the post scarcity and hyper progressive Federation is "risking it all"Just line these people up against a wall and open fire. What the fuck even is this clown show?
>>218985582Cardassians are Nazi-coded so they’d give him back his ship and everyone would band together and blow up Cardassia with nukes
>>218985147This is how Klingon culture should handle his orientation.
>>218985825That post was the equivalent of tweeting “I know Trekkies will find this controversial, but I think all races deserve equal treatment under the law”.Like Star Trek hasn’t had an overwhelmingly vocal left wing fanbase for over 50 years now.
>>218985698He looks very dark there compared to what he looks like now. Did he have his skin bleached?
>>218985698He even had a cameo in Star Trek!
>>218979462Still better than dykeing it up with a crackhead in her old age.
>>218975779Grok, show me the crew members jacking off in Ten Foward.
Janeway x Paris was the original plan and they should've stuck with it.
>>218986043Black people tan, too. A black friend of mine in Florida would actually say he needed to get to the beach to get darker.
>>218986208That doesn't answer my question.
>>218986072
>>218986307yes it does
>>218986307How does it not? Black people's skin tone changes throughout the year based on sun exposure. This isn't the MSM trying to turn OJ Simpson white.
>>218986317LolIf you're curious it's from DS9 "Rules of Engagement." The Klingon lawyer asks O'Brien what he would have done if he was commanding the Defiant, and since Worf isn't in this hypothetical scenario they put Michael Dorn as a human at the helm.
>>218986711that's not Michael Dorn. you are actually fucking blind lmao
>>218986711I miss it so much when Trek would get cheeky and weird like that. Like an alternate universe where Data had blue eyes. And it was just Brent Spiner without the contacts.
>>218986906Damn, you're right, that's Christopher Michaels. But come on, they look very similar.
>>218987316>they look very similar.no, they don't. you just have severe autism and mental retardation that makes you face blind.
>>218985582defeated in one lineDamn, TNG is so good
>>218987354Love you, too.
>>218987507Picard had no evidence. For all we know Gul Macet walked out like “wtf was that”
>>218987581kek
>>218986338No it doesn't answer my question. My question was if he ever had his skin bleached. It's a yes or no question.
>>218986563Blah blah blah... Where are you unable to simply answer the question with a yes or no without all the lefty, faggitty, fascist rhetoric?
>>218979492No, he just kept making more and more unreasonable demands trying to get himself fired. Chakotay getting paired with Seven is a direct result of him saying he wanted Seven and Chakotay to be a thing, and he teased Brannon Braga about not wanting to do it because he was dating Jeri Ryan at the time.
How does a man get himself this deep in the friendzone?
>>218988970Who decides who gets to live in those fancy apartments in a moneyless society?
>>218988970The holodeck helped him carry on the fantasy. Otherwise, he might have just gone back to being a mediocre junior officer without screwing everything up.
>>218989086They’re simulated 6x6 ft holocubes
>>218988970By respecting women.
>>218989329That could actually work at some point, but wouldn't that be a little computationally too heavy in Barclay's era?
>>218989086that's the bare minimum living standard, Reg is actually a lower class citizen on account of his bizarre sexual proclivities and questionable work performance.
>>218988970He was banging dabo girls two at a time
>>218989471The currency of the federation is maxxing and mogging according to Jake and Nog after all
>>218989727in the federation they give you a mansion and multiple acres of land if you get pussy and they make all the nerds live in giant apartment blocks
>>218989991Hoshi Sato has seen better days.
>>218987637The genesis of asking if his skin was bleached is because you could not comprehend another way to reconcile your initial observation of him being a different shade of dark. The simple answer to your observation is that black people can tan too, thus your question of "did he bleach his skin?" is irrelevant.
>>218977926Star Trek YPWUYRNWTBYYTF, starring Jessie Gender
>>218989086What's Earth's population at that point in time anyway? Since money and space is probably less of an issue than nowadays you'd guess that "fancy" apartments would be the standard for everyone.
>>218990762It probably settled around 6 billion. I assume that distinguised captains do have some kind of credit score that gets them a nicer place.
>>218990762It was 10 million at the end of WWIII
>>218991001I like how WWIII created a parallel timeline where smartphones and social media were never invented. I do not care if they have smartphones in Lower Decks.. TungTungTung Sahur does not exist in the Star Trek universe.
>>218991001Only 600 million people died and 600.000 species of plants and animals went extinct, but billions were still alive after WW3.
>>218974318>it's a chud 'sode
>>218992694MUFPGA
>any consequences of this decision will be my responsibility.
>>218990762living on earth fucking sucks. if it didnt nobody would sign up to scrub exhaust manifolds on a god damned miranda class
>>218992666I’m 99% sure the “10 million remaining” figure was quoted in some episode somewhere, though I can’t find it on google right now lol. But I’ve know I’ve heard it somewhere in the showYour figure is from SNW aka nonsense though
Anyone heard from the In Trek News poster since the annoucement?
My ranking of all the main cast couples:1. Paris/Torres2. T'Pol/Tucker3. Picard/Crusher4. Riker/Troi5. Bashir/Ezri6. Kira/Odo7. Worf/Jadzia8. Worf/Ezri9. Worf/Troi10. Paris/Kes11. Neelix/Kes12. Chakotay/SevenThey all kinda suck tbqhQuark should've gotten Dax in the end.
>>218976710She looks like chanel preston
this is the best couple
>>218993065It's not that it sucks, it's just boring because there's no conflict. Some people would like that, while some people would prefer a little hardship and go colonize a planet or something.
>>218993310O’Brien ain’t even counted as main cast to you? Grim
>>218993523Only counting if both members of the couple are main cast, otherwise the list would be too big. I already nearly forgot the Kes pairings and the fact that Bashir does eventually get Ezri.
>>218993310best matchQuark+GrilkaQuark might have been Ferengi but he was an Honorable one. Grilka was hot for him it was a shame they never followed up on the pair
>>218993868I liked quark with the lowkey retarded Marquis vulcan
>>218993126He's just shilling that UK version of SNL instead
>>218993126I don't know who that is and I don't care to find out.
>>218993868Their chemistry was fun and Klingon politics aside she did seem like she was into it, Quark definitely won her over by the end and was pretty clearly into her.
>>218993868its the best because worf is forced to help
>>218995037>tfw you cuck yourself and fuck your crush with another guy’s dickI wish Jadzia hadn’t stopped him
>>218995037>its the best because worf is forced to helpultimate irony of that episode is that it leads toWorf+Jadziawhen Quark was the one truly in love with Dax instead
>>218995574dax just loves humiliating and abusing men in general
>>218982835mommy!!
>>218990344You actually know nothing about me, yet presume to personally psychoanalyze my motivation to ask a very simple question. No. My question was not irrelevant. If anything is irrelevant, it's your narcissistic and patronizing non-answer to a simple yes or no question. In short: You sir, are full of shit, but feel free to eat even more of the shit you're full of. Now go fuck yourself, you insufferable subhuman asshole.
>>218997760Based gang
>>218982747>No one wants to see the stupid maroon uniforms without the turtlenecksYou shut your dirty whore mouth.
>>218982747>>218982835Wouldn't Young Janeway have the early TNG era uniforms?
>>218974187Gene Roddenberry was a Gnostic.
>>218997760fuck > marry > kill
>>218998143See>>218983144>>218985658Shit's terrible, they figured nearly a century without any variation in the uniform was unrealistic and in an underfunded panic they just removed their collars and said "that'll do", such a fucking mistake
>>218998837I'm convinced he's talking about himself as a form of a god here
>>218998981This is one of those situations where I'd be fine with a retcon. The reuse of WoK uniforms is obviously a combination of budget (why make a new uniform solely for the occasional flashback?) and for the audience's sake (easily conveys "this takes place sometime between TOS and TNG").
>>218999029Redpilled. We are all gods, those who have the ability to imagine it so
>>218981922>A kid who looks like me can walk down the street and instead of somebody yelling, "Hey, Chinaman!" they'll say, "Hey, you kind of look like Garrett Wang!"
>>218999297>"You look like that chinaman Garrett Wang"
>>218998837Humans are just running out their time until they undeniably realize that YHWH is a hostile alien intelligenceSorry chuds. All of your religions are pure lies
>>218999297so they all look alike to each other to, i knew it.
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>>218981922>I worry about love handles and get $85 facialsA galaxy of pussies just dried up
>>218999193I understand the argument of "we won't deal with this until we have to" is totally sensible but it bugs the hell out of me how they didn't spend any time developing even a loose outline of anything between the movies and TNG outside of Enterprise B and C designs, neither of which they managed to completely stick with and a kitbashed ship on Picard's desk which they decided would become the Stargazer at the last minute.In TNGs time, The amount of Mirandas and Excelsiors everywhere is fucking crazy. Until they showed the Ambassador which was an actual visual bridge between the eras it's like nothing but motion picture ships until just yesterday when the Enterprise-D was commissioned, and then continues to be nothing but still the motion picture era until they had enough Ent-D bits to kitbash some new, contemporary looking ships.People praise models over CGI but at least by the late 90s they were able to pump out a bunch of new ships which didn't just look like the inbred children of already existing ships. Still a shame the Federation side of the Dominion war was populated by so many motion picture era relics...
>>218999529Not mad, just disgusted to see such behavior that is often displayed by mentally ill persons who don't deserve a place in any civilized discussion.I'll wager he gets off to the smell of his own farts. Bet he's a lot of fun at parties, that is, for the people who have fun snickering about his total lack of likability due to his puffed up feelings of self-importance.
>>218984490Topkek
Just got done watching DS9. I really loved the finally. If I had to be nit-picky1) I really wish the pacing for this final arc had been better, I feel like there's some stuff in this final episode that feels very brisk and it could have been improved if the previous episodes had done a better job at moving the story forward. Too many of the previous episodes felt like they didn't meaningfully move things along and spent too much time on stupid shit (Ezri and Worf)2) I wish Dukat had been involved with the end of the war instead of doing some bullshit mystical side quest with Kai Winn. I get what they were going for, making Dukat the anti-christ to Siskos messiah, but it felt weird to have the guy who more or less helped ignite the war not be present what so ever to see it's end or to even react to the devastation of Cardassia. Having him get tackled directly into hell felt a bit cheesy. With that being said, I really liked it. DS9 might honestly be just slightly ahead of TNG for me after this.
>Our ancestors came from Earth to develop a perfect society. They believed that through controlled procreation, they could create people without flaws and those people would build a paradise.>TROI: All of you have been selectively bred? Your DNA patterns chosen?>CONOR: Eight generations of us. odd they had a strict policy against racemixing apparently
>>219000225What's so odd about it? As humans, they apparently understood that diversity is not a strength, but a weakness.
>>218974318Star Trek: TND.
>>219000410Yet their culture is multiracial in general
>>219000225>LAFORGE: No, I'd've been terminated as a fertilised cell.>HANNAH: It was the wish of our founders that no one had to suffer a life with disabilities.>LAFORGE: Who gave them the right to decide whether or not I should be here? Whether or not I might have something to contribute.Geordi is pro-life
>>219000464Which only means that each of their races obviously kept to their own, otherwise, they would all be the same color.
>>219000578Did they eliminate the gay gene? Surely someone would’ve been randomly gay and ruin their whole perfectly planned society
>>219000656They all seem to work alongside each other, they just aren’t selected to breed with different races. It’s curious
Janeway should have allied with the Trabe. Fuck K*zon shits
>>218979462>Hey, if you want me to stay on this show you better let me fuck the borg babe.
>>219000741Did anyone ever stop to ask if the Kayzon deserved to be enslaved?
>>219000741The Trabe were backstabbing space Jews.The Kazon may be violent space niggers but they were right about the Trabe.
>>218981922punished harry
>>219000741>performs a false flag attack to get the Kazon to fight amongst themselvesWhat did he mean by this?
TNG, DS9, or Voyager to rewatch next?>>218984950First time I played XCOM2 I recognized his voice immediately upon hearing it, so distinct. Ill check out anything he's in
>>219000781>>219000841>Executive Producer Michael Redpiller
>>219000841Just like Sisko/Garak did?
>>219000722I'm reminded here of the interview of Muhammad Ali by that limp-wristed British host where Ali says, "They're all birds..."https://youtu.be/HqiWFLsgVi4
>>219000225Was this episode deliberately doing a biblical thing about the garden of Eden? The girl who wants to leave (destroying the balance of their perfect society) is doing so because she’s seeking knowledge. Or are the similarities accidental?
>>219000844First Voyager
Then DS9
>>219000102Pretty much how I felt when I first finished DS9. Going through a rewatch right now, but from what I recall the final battle with Dukat is basically an interruption from the celebration that's like>btw isn't there something you forgot to do, Sisko?Side quest is the perfect description for it. It really does feel like loading up a save file that already beat the main storyline.
>>218974187This general is clearly bottedEver since Alien Earth general we saw thisThis board needs IDs
Then ENT
>>219001236Prove it cuck
>>219001236>This board needs IDsThe clear sign of someone who got into 4chan via /pol/.
>>219000741Should've allied with the Vaadwaur.
>>219001200>>219001223>>219001262kek, thanks I was leaning towards voyager
>>219000699>gay geneNo such thing.
>>219001937That's what all the gays claim, though. They say they were born that way.
>>218997760>Come along, loser, we're taking back Terok Nor!
>>219001937>>219001977I recall the gay community lobbying against genetic research into homosexuality as well at one point
>>219001937Then what's your excuse?
>>218999907The DS9 fleets were decently diverse but the problem was the Mirandas and Excelsiors were too prominent. It's crazy because they introduced a good few new ship classes for First Contact (Steamrunner, Norway etc.) but the only ever seemed to care about the Akira. Also they didn't have Intrepids (outside of the Romulus episode) or Sovereigns because retarded casuals would be confused and ask shit like "why are there two Enterprises?" and "why is Voyager there?"
Damars death genuinely upset me, I fucked with him heavy.
>>219000225That’s always been the great irony of having these ”representative” diverse metropolitan crowds in fantasy/sci-fi where the groups are usually inside a limited shared community and environment. Since it implies for dozens of generations there has been nearly zero interracial pairings in their community meaning racial segregation is strictly enforced in some draconian fashion
>>219002578He should have died with a belly full of kunar
>>219000225Did they actually think a colony of 100 people living in a dome would surpass a federation of hundreds of worlds working together? It's so stupid I can't take this episode seriously.
>>219005290When the scientist lady laments that their technological achievements are so much greater than her own people’s and Geordi tells the chick “necessity is the mother of invention” or something like that I rolled my eyes.As if half isn’t from other alien species and there aren’t a trillion scientists in the federation
Alright guys I've reached the final episode of DS9 S1.
>>219005585Would you say it's been a long road?
>>219005640It really has. Getting from there to here.
Neelix really did tell Ensign Hogan to pick up human bones outside the mouth of a cave
>>219005585Only 5 more seasons until it becomes good
>>219005895Season 3 is the peak tho
>>219005585Did you like "Duet"?
Kate Mulgrew is a rape survivor.
>>219005999Checked.It was good. My favorite episodes of S1 have to be:-Move Along Home-Q-Less-Vortex-The Forsaken-Captive Pursuit
>>219006063ah nevermind, I don't think I liked Duet that much. Nevermind. One of the weaker episodes I think.
>>219006038>belay that order
>>219006124>Mr Paris! Evasive maneuver Anal 1.
i watched Castle Freak on the recommendation of an anon here and it was good. ty anon
>>219006191>Full power to the aft shield, brace for impact!
i swear there's like 4 voyager episodes about disabling an AI weapon
>>219008010They had to do something in between all the Neelix moral officer episodes
/tv/ i'm here to acquire your penis
>>218976134Best part? The entire thing was Kurtzman's baby basically, he didn't wanna make discovery but Bryan Fuller got fired so he took the credit for STD
>>218975937Do you think B'Elanna is a freak in the sheets like most Klingon women are?
>>219001200>watching basedager>at allnot canon in my opinion although the tuvix episode is fun
>>219006238based
>>219009415It makes me sad that I would never be able to sexually please a Klingon woman (because I'm a kissless sexless freak)
it makes me sad knowing i could never fuck a klingon woman because she would write so many songs about my glory that id be running from klingon women the rest of my life
Ewww there was a dead guy in there five minutes ago
plap plap plap plap
>we accidentally a PennywisePakled tier niggas
>>219008721Take it.
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>>218976320Why’d she have his kid then?
>>219012502As a means to torture the klingaboo for life, obviously.
