WET TANK Edition>FTL News-- Maejok scolded Drake over touching the dishwasher, ceiling tiles are coming loose in the Basement-- It’s all wet-- Drake is up, cleaned up and is talking to TTS>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5Previous: >>219010618
I've never watched this and never will
Mr Naked is content. Bring him back!
Why do you think the Wiggers are still so incompetent after five seasons of doing this?
WELCOME TO HELL HOUSEWHERE IF YOU USE THE DISHWASHER YOU WILL BE SCOLDED
>what are you gonna do, rape me?Yes, I will post this every time I see his gay ass posturing, I find it really fucking funny.
Is that tts voice actually Yami Yugi or just incredibly similar?
Boingo bikini stream in the jacuzzi today to repair the vibes
>>219013259>>219013263Mr. Naked and Bex's baby linked up!Sneed it? Feed it?
Where's the hot chips in this joint
>>219013108She’s real proud of that Bashit pun isn’t she?
>>219013277Sam would fly to Atlanta and kill Jet
>>219013204When the twins were asked "do it stink?"and Bingo repeated "do it stink????" and Bongo said "sometimes"Did they both know the question was asking "do yo PUSSY stank?" and responded "Sometimes"? Or did they say "sometimes" meaning something other than their pussies stink sometimes, like "the house stinks sometimes"?When Bongo said "sometimes" was she REALLY referring to both her and Bingo's pussies stinking "sometimes"?
I’m not gay but if I was given the opportunity to wrestle Mints to the ground and rape him, I would.
>>219013277Putting the retards in bikinis is at least a little less exploitative than baiting the retard into a fight and sucker punching him, so it's a step up as far as production is concerned.
>>219013204Requesting still image compilation of slackerblue's video, where Ellie can be seen. Also requesting the images of Ellie, Direnc, and Jet in NYC. Would love the ones that direnc took where she said she was on her own after one day, implying Ellie is alone with Jet.
cheese fries for breakfast
>>219013263Because the puzzle is unsolvable. Many have tried and nobody has come as close as the wiggers.
>>219013204>-- Maejok scolded Drake over touching the dishwasher, ceiling tiles are coming loose in the Basement>-- It’s all wetThese guys know that tarps exist, right?
>>219013204>James washes the dishesWas that fun?James, what are you smiling about?>Dude, I just did a good deed and washed some dishes.You did a good deed? You never did a good deed. You never even washed a dish. Dumping water on the wiggers heads, not washing the dishes in the jacuzzi like you should.James is lucky washing a few dishes in the sink didn't blow up the server downstairs. Washing the dishes?Now Maejok and the angry plumber have to rip apart the ceiling and replace all the tiles he soaked.Ask any STEM major, any real STEM major. Bricking a computer with water damage is bricking a computer. I doesn't matter if it's using too damp a cloth on a keyboard or dropping it in the tub.
>>219013263They’re getting more retarded though drug and alcohol consumption and declining money coming in - this will literally only get worse if it even makes it to another season
>>219013263There was no punishment for their errors because they had people supporting them.
>>219013291For putting two 26 year olds in bikinis?
>>219013286It's not even her pun, she took it from the chat like how she walked into the house saying "JD gay". Saying it out loud just killed it for everyone else because of how faggy she made it.
>>219013230ive been saying this for years. get rid of eliminations.just have a scoring system, person with most score wins the prize money. eliminations are cringe and just make the house smaller and less interesting
>>219013291He would drive to Atlanta at 210mph the whole way on his Kawasaki Ninja h2 with the plate removed. He will make the drive in under 5 hours.
>>219013317what?
James Drake just called the Twins not human and closer to Thing 1 and Thing 2 or Tweedledee and Tweedledum!
>>219013326That would make the show good so they'll never do it
>>219013317Bricky status? Fricky
>>219013263being in charge is more important to them than being right.if anyone comes along who is right, and it differs from their opinion, they will just say "I'm in charge and that means you're wrong, actually."
>>219013295All the possible meanings of the question went through her genius mind and the same answer always applied.Bingo confirmed Bongo has the worst stinking breath in the house.
>>219013338He's right. They cute tho
this sucks
>>219013326But then how would they spend thousands of dollars on a shitty keyboard and pay for 4000 viewbots on kick so they can brag about hitting 20k viewers for the first time this season?
>>219013259I am once again asking for TTSers to try using >JEW/JOO/DEW >+>PETER/PITTA/PITTERto get around Jet’s Joopy filter
>>219013324i don't think they're quite all there mentally
JAMES ZYZZAMESZYZZDARK TIGERARKTIGERBINGO BONGOINGOBONGOFINAL THREEINALTHREE
>>219013305there is metal in the puzzle pieces
>the twins in the tub wearing theseimagine....
I know they’re 26 but sexualizing mentally regressed rape victims feels wrong. The Fishtank community is morally corrupt for doing such a thing while also crying about some whore having a 666 tattoo.
Wha the fuck is with the plumbing/water in this house? AFAIK they rented it and that is the turd they got served?
>>219013326>>219013341>>219013354Fishtank with a points system would literally just be the Dumbledore meme.
>>219013375Karmic retribution for their years of scams
>>219013374agreed the twins deserve a life full of love and happiness
>>219013304
>>219013375it was advertised as water feature
>>219013374No one actually cares about the onlyfans whore other than its pathetic that the wiggers got an ugly fat slob with scribble tattoos instead of an actual piece of meat to gawk at just because they know they cant fuck an actually decent looking onlyfans whore.
>>219013372
>I'LL BRING YOU UPSTAIRS AND MAKE YOU MY CUM BUNNY>I'LL FUCK YOU UP FAGGO- ACK!
>>219013375nearly every season there is a plumbing issuejust fishtank doing fishtank things
>>219013393>bongo seemingly putting on socksDID WE GET BONGO TOES TODAY?
there is a pool at this house
>>219013259hi anon, when your post timer resets please post another joopy pleasethahnk_u
Imagine Bongo ripping a massive smelly fart and hotboxing Bingo
>>219013144Shes objectively better fish material than emma anisa or charity
>>219013410>I'LL FUCKING FUCK YOU- ACK!
I was driving and listening to James Drake say his dream role is Joker and I review the thread now that I am home and not there was not a single Joker post, surprised
If the twins were male, but everything else was the same, everyone would hate them
>emma bathtub stream today
>>219013374Nah, dressing them up like 9 year olds and then asking them to pretend Jet is their daddy while he records them in the shower together would feel wrong.
>>219013425okaybut they can't go outside
>>219013263junkies on a power trip
>>219013438i havent watched the show once
>>219013374That, but they're also just not hot enough to pull it off.
why is ben so mad at landon? i felt bad watching him get beat up
>>219013438He's a boring retard and I don't care what he talks about in terms of acting roles anymore.
why are we dehumanizing the twins? they are weird little creatures. but they deserve to have their needs met.
>>219013448That’s going to be the final challenge. Shower with daddy Jetty and be his little cumbunny.
>>219013434
>>219013444Unlikely, retards of any gender do well on the show
The holy grail is a working formula for the show. The poop represents sin. When Drake touched the fake poop he was doomed to have sex with Ellie.
>>219013470you get so mad
>>219013379>have eliminations>most interesting fish are first to get eliminated>immediately bring them back otherwise the show is deadyea, nice plan jet you retard
i probably won't be looking at the stream for the next 5 days, hope the nontent continues so i don't miss out.i really hope the show ends today!
production are the fish this season
It honestly baffles me how they have flooding issues in the basement almost every fucking season
>>219013263EAROUT
>>219013475why do you keep posting this shit man are you on disability benefits
>>219013444>if the twins were male and were tumblr artists who drew homestuck characters while engaging in decidedly female coded autistic behavior, which makes women cute and feminine, but men gay and annoying, everyone would hate themwhoa what an incredible poignant and clever observation, must have been the top of your fucking classes huh, charles schwab over here
>>219013473mondocord is bored and baiting (You)'s
>>219013491Isn't that the point of a show? Having an emotional reaction to the fish?
>>219013259>>219013429
Landon is the key to all this, if we get Landon working. Because he’s a funnier character than we’ve ever had.
>>219013502i guess its because the retards set up the house for like 6 months and don't run water through the plumbing so they dry up and the grease/hair/rust w.e gets pushed together when the fish get in.
Not true because Landon is the literal male version of the twins. He's an autistic furry retard, he's 100% a brony too because of the ghostpolitics connection.
>>219013520maybe for women
Lol Mints actually mogged and bitched Bashir rewatching. Jet also fucked up JD he got a lucky hit
>fake poo>fake pee>no water>real pedophiles
>>219013530Galahad finds the holy grail.
>>219013530>if we get Landon workingHe's never doing his job again, production broke him like 3 days ago. That's why Ben beat him up, because they're upset that they aren't making money off spamming his song while he mops.
>>219013444its hard to imagine the twins as male especially as 26 year olds. to social and intelligent to be your average male retards while being more gullible, having the same interests and lacking in coordination as a male.usually male 26 year olds retards are either much worse off or much better off:
>>219013546
>>219013533really weird that ben is a golf guy now
>>219013555Post the frame where she looks like a screeching monkey.
>>219013536I am so confused about ghost politics. It seems like he's just some small time boomer politics vtuber. Why does it seem that highly autistic men are obsessed with him and what does it have to do with bronies
>>219013326Ellie is such a bad bitch and she'll tongue ur anus for free if u have enough followers on twitter
>>219013505YES
https://streamable.com/7gt9g2
>>219013553He cleaned up the confessional after Ben and Jet talked to him in the closet about the clip going viral.
>>219013563He's just an old podcast host that monetized people calling in to "troll" him
i just learned about the kitchen fireplace
>>219013577Wasn't that with someone else?
im scared
>>219013563ghost politics has been around for a long timeI first heard about him on /v/ more than a decade ago
>>219013562
>>219013554They are definitely female versions of IT guy or microcenter employee. Intelligent people with marketable hobbies but who dont understand how to fully exploit it. If they were guys they wouldn't be obsessed with cartoons as much. That's for low iq retards like aryeh
>>219013588No, it was Landon.
>>219013410Watching Jet get his ass beat by a gay guy after all the shit talking he did was cathartic and a good pressure release from how fucking awful the show has been the last few days. I'm sure it'll start building up again later today though
>>219013444if Landon had a twin called Brandon everyone would find them funny
>>219013563He's OG, oldschool. Was being trolled by 4chan back in its heyday in 2010 and leaned into and monetized it.
>>219013591dont worry bongo bashir is here to get rid of the dark spirits
they saying bingo touched bongo that's why she quiet
>>219013536landon is much dumber than the twins are thoughbeit.
>>219013584So he's made a living off making autistic men think theyre owning him. I noticed another guy like Landon applied yesterday and was also a ghost politics troll. Good grift
>>219013563He was a generic boomer that /pol/ (might have been /new/ back then) started to fuck with, and then people got bored of fucking with him since he just played into it, and eventually all that remained was autistic retards. Those autistic retards then became bronies as MLP shit was starting around that time, and attracted more bronies. There is some TF2 connection later on (connected by autistic bronies/furries for sure).
>>219013545
I hate to say it but I miss BethShe was annoying and cringe but at least she hated Bashir as much as I do
>>219013374to be fair people here are not sexualizing them that muchof course freaks like mr naked are different, they are freaks from discord
>emma we need you to give this pedophile a bath
>>219013553That post was a george lucas reference btw
>>219013630I disagree, one obvious example is that Landon catches onto the bits pretty quickly compared to the twins.
>>219013563*audible soda can avalanche*
>>219013588landon and bashir together
>>219013650Jet should've stuck to the bit, but just swapped himself out for Mr Naked.>>219013659No shit, I was making a joke about Landon "working".
>>219013647Not sexualizing them is mean. They're adult women and want to be wanted.
Where is the proof Jet and Ellie are dating
>>219013650Fishtank is a bad show made by bad people for bad people
>>219013642Beth sucked and got KWAB'd out by him, cope infidel
>>219013642*starts dancing as a defense mechanism *
Does anyone have the discord username for Mr. Naked? Im still in godgang server from 2020 and can look him up.
>>219013673Bongo’s pussy aches with lust but Bingo is asexual.
>>219013672Shut up bitch
>>219013671Thanks, I knew I wasn't going crazy. There was a point where Bashir was in the blind spot though, so maybe the other guy only saw that part.
>>219013572What is a woman like this doing in a discord like that
>>219013596>If they were guys they wouldn't be obsessed with cartoons as muchit would be fine if they were still aspiring cartooniststhe thing with Aryeh is he's fucking obsessed with cartoons but can't even tie his fucking shoes let alone drawthe twins did some storyboarding/comic paneling of a little scenario on the whiteboard and it was actually goodIt is funny to me that:Bingo, the no drugs or alcohol except weed, homebody shut-in non-social NEET has the edgier more transgressive and artistically minded style, basically /ic/ codedBongo, the drinker, vaper, wannabe social butterfly trying to get dates with clouted guys online has the safer, more generic Cal-Arts/tumblr webtoon art style, basically /co/ coded
>>219013690Bingo just gets off to cartoons, so she's whatever that's called
>>219013692That could be it. I admit I didn’t watch Landon cleaning it that long so maybe it was when Bashir was in the blind spot or he had stepped out for a second.
>>219013703You didn't know that autistic retards make women go feral?
>>219013637people would micspam as him with soundboards on TF2 and TF2 players started calling in to hate unironically.
>>219013681Beth was forced to leave because she was throwing too much water, Bashir did not make her leave. Jet did. It was her own actions that fucked her over.
>>219013664i always have the feeling the twins are playing it up a bit. landon comes across as less book smart.
>>219013703They can be anywhere as long as they get attention from people.
>>219013709Bingo mogs once again
>>219013688Slappy
how does he sleep like this
>>219013733Bongo is playing a character but her true personality comes out when she gets drunk.
>>219013664Landon knows what the show is, and he thinks anything production does is a bit. I think the twins are just playing up the psychic alien shit for the camera.
>>219013410>you know what will happen right?
be smart, jetput a tarp over the server
Here's the problem with Jet bringing on female contestants so he can sleep with them later: it ruins the show. Ellie from season four was boring and should have been out week one, but Jet kept her around so he could sleep with her later on (Ellie and Jet now live together //// Jet successfully convinced her to drop out of high school so she could live with him). Jin was kicked because he brought up Jet's r9k posts and because he was hitting on Ellie. Jet didn't like that. The only reason Jet brought Beth onto the show was because he wanted to sleep with her. She was not a good freeloader. If the audience didn't turn on Jet, he would have kept her around. Your reporting is biased. Ben sucker punched a drunk, mentally disabled man after faking a glove touch you and you say nothing (he fell down after the first punch but Ben kept punching him in the head)? There's a reason they didn't bring the other fish to watch Landon get beat up. Everything he did was premeditated. He was worried James or Bashir might stop him. Landon didn't want to fight. He said he was sorry. He said he wanted to have a heart to heart with Ben. What did Landon do to deserve all this? He called Ben a "bitch". Fragile ego + low IQ = Ben and Jet (Jet is dumber). If you didn't already know, Jet's mother was a heavy drinker and a crackhead. She drank and smoked while he was inside the womb. That's why he's so stupid. You pretend as if Ben did what he did without malice. Landon went to go be alone after the abuse session (he told the audience he was depressed). Jet and Ben continued to torment Landon by sending the Landon AI song over and over again to the room he was in (this went on for an hour). Ben and Jet showed the other fish the video of the "fight", but they had edited out the part where Landon said he didn't want to fight and the part where Ben sucker punched him after a fake glove touch. Notice how Jet and Ben only pick fights with deformed r*t*rds? They do this because they are cowards.
water
>>219013692he is right, jet and ben were (yesterday) gaslighting landon in the closet "how viral" their "fight" was and how positive feedback was, and how people like landonthey successfully manipulated him, whatever...
Someone wake these niggas up
>>219013709Bingo's art is disturbinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXX3xEw7oVI
>>219013709how does bingo not get neetbux. she's such a retard schizo, her psychologist must be a jeet or something
Someone dropped a trvke on the latest cucumberfeet recap, and cucumber pinned it to try to shame it, but everyone turned on him (1/2)
>>219013751if he sleeps laying down he dies, like the Elephant Man
>>219013410
>>219013318S4 made $1.5m and they sold both s2 and s3 houses for no less than break even, but you're welcome to continue pretending the show is all over forever after s5 if that makes you and your bantcord buddies (all transgender (and that's a good thing)) happySee you next season
>>219013763And a blanket to protect it from fall damage
>>219013763>be smart, jetkek
>>219013779She’s just antisocial and not retarded.
>>219013725*KWABs your whore*
>>219013324They should have been under 16
>>219013781
If fishtank was in the real world, they would tell the landlord about their catastrophic plumbing issue and a plumber would be out the next business day.
>>219013752This is why Bongo annoys me. It's obvious she's faking during the day and becomes a bitch to her sister at night.Bingo on the other hand is just naturally funny, at least when she's not sick and dying. I still don't want production to separate them though. That'd ruin the entire bit. They're not interesting on their own.
>>219013781Rare good youtube comment.
>>219013799Beth and Bashir fighting was great don't get me wrongBut you can't pretend it was Bashir himself who made Beth leave when it was literally production that made her leave
>>219013781@grok summarize this in 3 words
>>219013781Is this a new thing, pinning a comment to shame it? I just noticed it on another video this morning.
>>219013787source on that number?
>>219013781Going on a tangent about it is gonna make you sound retarded desu
https://x.com/ashleymetica/status/1948157587318538402
>>219013837It's in the logs, lilith
>>219013834Poster is autist.
>>2190136422 days more of their play and beth would fall in love with himshe is damaged woman and abuse doesnt make her cry, she loves it, and hate would change into hate-love, having strong emotions towards him for a few days straight and doing what she loves - two side violence, would break heri think
>>219013834jet it up
>>219013815just get a couple freeloader mexicans to fix the pipes in exchange for a case of beer and to be on the show
>>219013829it's a good bit
>>219013766>Beth onto the show was because he wanted to sleep with her. She was not a good freeloader.I agree with the first part but I really don't understand why so many people think she was a bad freeloader. She made the fish seethe uncontrollably without even really doing anything - which is exactly what a freeloader is supposed to be.
>>219013781Cucumber is such a kike
>>219013779Maybe she tried to get it and got denied and gave up? I tried to get it and basically did that. Apparently 95% of people get denied on first application, and take like up to 3 followups if they're lucky, and your best bet is to literally get a lawyer who specializes in this shit and only gets paid out when you receive the SSI neetbux.>>219013777has genuine merit outside of "I draw cartoons, I wanna make the next Smiling Friends"
>>219013781i have never seen a youtube comment this long
>>219013752i mean that bingo and bongo know when production is fucking with them psychic/alien stuff but still play into it because its harmless fun.landon’s calls production out for fucking with him because the bits are much more mean spirited.
>>219013812they beating his ass
>>219013781Goddamn
Does Mr Naked have a kiwi page now or are they not touching this one?
was mr naked actually a pedo or did he just make edgy jokes?
>>219013751His posture is awful! He'll develop a hunchback.
>>219013865>without even really doing anythingyes she didn't do anything. epic freeloader
>>219013865People are extra rough with her because she's an onlyfans whore, and a fat slob. If they're going to stoop so low as to get an onlyfans cocksleeve for jet to fuck, at least get someone good looking
>>219013871the bloodgames girl jet raped left an even longer one
Has Burt seen this?
How do I get an autistic NEET princess wife like the twins?
ive been saying this for yearsfire mr jet
>>219013865She made no good plays. She picked terrible targets, she wanted to ally with Bashir but raged out when he called her a whore and ignored her, and so she eventually settled on trying to mess with Landon and Bashir, who are the two strongest men in the house in terms of willpower.She would have been out within 2 days either way. Probably after a lot more property damage.
>>219013781I didn't watch, did he sweep for Jet bringing on a pedophile?
Waking up to Beth freaks finally dumping in their own bant general has been great news
>>219013896It didnt sound like anyone in the discord was joking. He also posted on reddit he is hated on his hometown and can't go watch his dad work at high school
>>219013855>>219013859thanks grok
Hey guys, Jet here, I am a gay man
>>219013948wtf?? Real?
>>219013739SHE IS ME
>>219013896there is a screen recording of him on discord near a playground where someone goes up to him and beats him
Beth's real issue is that she had exactly one trick: dump liquid on shitWhat else did she do besides complain about Bashit and dump liquid everywhere?
>>219013901Neither did Nifty, and yet most consider her the freeloader goat.Frank doesn't do anything either. He literally just stands there and the fish start seething.Delaney didn't do anything, and she was one of the greats for how much she made the fish seethe.Every great freeloader has had this same trait.If these aren't good freeloaders to you, then who was?
>>219013906Paypigs and the Wiggers
>>219013948he confirmed it
the moment bashir or drake are eliminated or walk, this show dies. remember that, mr jet.
>>219013858beth was crying about getting fucked with and saying i love you to everyone. she’s not that transgressive and deep. shes just very stupid.
>>219013937you should wake up to a woman
>>219013931He completely ignored a lot of major points, like Bashir being brought down to the basement to shoot Anissa. He gave them a pass for the hour long seething about the audience, and he defended Jet really heavily for grooming Ellie.He's really scared of getting copyright struck.
>>219013909>autistic NEET princess wife>twinsBongo isn't a NEET. Bingo is the actual autistic NEET princess.I'm 10 minutes into >>219013777 did she actually make this backing track? A lot of it is actually pretty fucking great and reminds me of Chris Vrenna's work on the American McGee's Alice soundtrack.
>>219013976They still have Bongo and Bingo to carry albeit.
How did that pedo even get on the show, like how did they find him?
>>219013966Jobe
>>219013964let's be honest, that what freeloaders are there to do. It's not production gives them any other use.
what's the process for getting something up on the meme screen?
>>219013966Connor
did jet tell them no more bullet? he should tell them that as soon as possible
>>219013976He doesn't care, he just wants to get this show over with so he can send Bingo home and turn Bongo in to his cumbunny
>>219013966nifty and delaney sucked wtf are you talking about
>12 hours ago
uncanny how JD and jet have the same build
>>219014005Pay a bunch of money and don't make fun of production.>>219014013No, he's retarded and wants them to sit around doing nothing for a few more days until his epic surprise elimination without the bullet next time.
>>219013835yeah, they think they can do "public humiliation" by giving a spotlight on someone with intention "look at this fool, make fun of him"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schandmantel
>>219013263I think jet is too insecure to take criticism Sam could wrangle him but even before you could tell he hates others outshining himWhat he needs is actually getting someone on the crew that has experience with planning events and to learn to keep his ego in checkFishtank is an unironic goldmine obviously, but they are running it into the ground
When is Scott Sullivan MMA showing up?
>>219013309Fuck tarps. Don’t they know basic home maintenance? Locate where the leak is coming from and fix it accordingly. It’s not rocket science
What kind of a piece of shit house is this with all the plumbing issues? It was built in the 80s
>>219013966>Delaney didn't do anything, and she was one of the greatsWho?
>>219014005on the top right on the site theres a button for the ad board
>>219013992they havent carried anything in over a week. they are pure side characters at this point
The freeloaders are probably getting paid to fuck with the fish which is why Beth was acting fucking crazy all the time
>>219014026>liveI dont think the fishes are doing too good... Maybe get some O2 containers with pure distilled fresh air
the bring in freeloaders that imitate a certain fish bit would work well with the remaining cast
>>219013865she was socially standoffish with everyone from the get go. didnt interacted with anyone for almost 12 hours. said she would do bad things but all she did was throw soap and syrup on everything. beth was stupid and socially blew herself up from the get go and couldnt fully commit to the bit. she was a bad chess players.
POST DELANEY'S NUDES
>>219014040if scott sullivan mma gives jet some pointers he might be able to sucker punch landon.
>>219013896We don't know. Both videos are weird as fuck. The guy he fought in the park starts talking to him normally after they swung on each other and told him he was good. The discord video is much worse but I have a hard time accepting he went to the police with a confession he molested a 3 year old without consequences. Either way the dude reminds me a lot of when a mass shooter's internet history is revealed and everyone collectively goes "how did people miss this?". We need insane asylums for people like this. He needs to be drugged so hard he's rendered immobile.
>>219014049one of the greats
>>219013896he admitted to sexually assaulting a three year old girl in her sleep
>>219014068Ok What ifTwin freeloaders
>>219014040scott likes water so he can't be on the show anymore
>you know what would happen right?
>>219013931No. But he said this about JD's jokes about Jet, so I think thats why that guy left that yt comment + the ben fight:"JD, Beth, and Landon are all hanging out together drinking, and JD calls Beth a [ __ ] and Jet's little [ __ ] bunny. If you're not chronically online or if you're a new viewer, this is in reference to mid to late 2025 when everyone in the fish tank community was dogging on Jet for having sex with past fish tank contestants that are girls, not gay stuff. It was a whole thing. Okay, we're not going to get into it. People were calling it the Nepstein files, but truthfully, if I'm just being 100% honest here, it was really people being upset with season 4 being cancelled midway through and they were making a mountain out of a molehill. But I'm saying that to say this is the joke that JD is making."
>>219013799
>>219014069She was bringing it back a bit on day 2 by allying with Drake and Emma, but it would have never worked.
>>219014062Mr naked said they told him he would only get paid if he got a fish out
>>219013834Jet fuck whore
https://x.com/hood_grimes/status/1946220603985235981Why did Bongo retweet this and openly lust over Caseoh and Frank?
>>219014062lolBeth wasn't paid anything and will have to suck dick for drugs. She was just an attention whore.
>>219014062>beth>fucking crazyshe was fucking nothing
>>219014068beth didn't even get paid
>>219013966>>219014049One of my favorites night in fishtank is one I could never find a clip of, I watched it live but it seems to be nuked. It happened same night she hit jimmy with a shoe I believe. Everyone was in the dorm and she was so shitfaced that she went into the bathroom to puke and while she was there out of cam sight she would yell super loud "nigger", "faggot" and all sort of shit while everyone was trying to talk, and everyone looked at each other worried. If anybody has a clip of that I would love to see it again
>>219013837>source on that number?Its bullshit, the ft.observer site and stox ipo put them at like 700k. The only two seasons to clear a million were S1 and S2. The KF people have been tracking income since as far back as Bloodgames and it always lands around 200-250k a week + season pass for the season.
>>219013896hes edgy and a literal retard. it could be a stupid joke or be true. the thing is if he was going around and saying he did it but didnt do it no one could disprove it because he said he did it to a 3 year old
>>219014051is it free?
>>219014110Bashir is good but he’s not Alex B. One of the best overlooked Alex B moments was at one point they sent Vance up with a handcam to talk to someone else and Alex B started telling a story to the camera about when he got arrested and he kept going for so long that Vance just left the camera on the counter and walked away and Alex B just kept going.
>>219014068>>219014096Bring in the Cobb Bruvs as freeloaders. Tanner and Jimmy. They're colloquially called the "ogre twins" because they're a pair of 6'2 big guys who get drunk and rowdy and degenerate as fuck.
>>219014122I'm sure you can put the pieces together if you try
>so uhhhh S5 is a complete reboot, we are bringing back the classics>starting with the pedophile
>>219014117So they were gonna use him to get Emma out kek
>>219013896MISTER WHO? ISTERWHO?
>>219013865>I really don't understand why so many people think she was a bad freeloaderShes a streamstar orbiter so everyone will hate her on principle like they did bezo. Bezo could be the best fish ever and everyone would say he sucks because hes a discord troon.
>>219014148Is Alex B still mad at production? I wish they'd bring him back he was truly one of the all time greats
>>219014159>startingBut Jet is, in his own words, a pedophile.
>>219014104>truthfully, if I'm just being 100% honest here, it was really people being upset with season 4 being cancelled midway through and they were making a mountain out of a molehillSomeone should shoot this fucking faggot in the head. He'd run the same interference for Diddy or Epstein if it suited him.
>>219013374their appeal isn't even sexual. it's more cutie patootie. i can imagine some people here probably reminisce about their childhood crushes and see that in them i guess
The darkness of this show is pushing me to be a better person and join a religion
>>219014161Too bad he was an actual pedo and not just a weird gooner. That would have been kind of funny
>>219014186>it's more cutie patootie.
>>219014122She's horny and weird. She's into Landon btw if none of you autistic retards caught that.
>>219014186no i want to fuck them
>>219014165He was supposed to be on S4 and BG2 and I don’t think he’s said anything against them since.
>>219013982my point is that she is damaged person and is possible that abuse can at some point and with a bit of luck fire up her heart, which would break her on camshe is feeling passion towards him, calling him mean, thinking about him abusing her (which she may enjoy) days laternot too serious theory but i had to say it for the lulz
I'd laugh my ass off if Drake knocked this keyboard over and cost production a few thousand bucks.
>>219014163>Mr. Naked is stranger than strangeBam clocked him from the get go
>>219014210alex b in bloodgames sounds funny as fuck
>>219014026>>219014066I wanna cuddle with this little retard
>>219014208both?
>>219014051nvm, it's $50 and that part conveniently gets cut off in the text bubble
>>219014218Wiggers are going to try and sell each key to that keyboard for $1000
Holy fuck WAKE UP
Bring in Peter and David Paul
>>219014062they are letting stupid chronically online people in as freeloaders that have no idea how to interact with people irl and hear a goal and objective and try to reach it in the most blatant way possible and end up making people in the house hate them off the bat.
>>219014235Why? It's not like production is going to do anything with them, they spent all week on the fucking keyboard bit.
I hope the fishies sleep until 4 so i dont miss the exciting daytime action
>>219013374For me, they are just endearing. Never sexualized them, although sometimes I think Bongo looks pretty good from the right angles and facial expressions. Never once imagined them naked or something.
>>219014226Xavier trying to explain the plot while Alex B goes on a meth addled rant about being the monkey king would have been Jon doing push ups on cocaine levels of kino.
Hail Beth. Too powerful for the tank
>>219013812He’s a jew and also cut off the video right before JD asks Beth if she’s jets next cumbunny.CF is like the wiggers and other successful YouTubers. Call anyone but yourself a pedophile.
>>219014291more like too wet
>>219014104These past two days have been quite cathartic for me. I was already over the moon about Jet bleeding and quickly walking away from the boxing while JD said "good fight." And then Ellie posted this, and it literally felt like I came. And now people are finally rebelling against biased recappers, and Jet and production himself? I mean this is really just too much for me. I haven't felt like I've been on such a high for a decade.
Hail satan 666
Doing a 12hr timelapse on the twins sleeping and Bongo shifts a lot but Bingo is still like a stone.
>>219014291beth got her feet out on sharpfarts vod but the faggot made it private
>>219014155ip2 degenerates should stay out of fishtank. Say what you will, but Sam would never even think of greenlighting that. If that had been the direction from the beginning, fishtank wouldn't even have become the niche/nerdy/charming thing it was. It would've been just another ip2/cx degen stream. >yo bruh, what's with all the gay vampire shit
It seems really odd to dedicate a whole ass room as the arena. Only two fish who care to fight, wiggers blew their load before they even launched the room, and no freeloaders (or Scott) involved. No beef bell, and they padded the whole fucking room as if it's going to be anything other than 5+ hours footage. Absolutely retarded concept.
>>219014274gay chud show
>>219013562Despite looking like she's screaming, she sounded surprisingly calm in the clip
>>219014317Bongo vs. Bingo in the arena would have been kino if one wasn’t a heifer and the other looks like she’s straight outta Auschwitz .
>>219014317nah its good id rather more effort than less
>>219014313
>>219014317It's just another failed concept bit, like the jungle room with its trees that didn't last 2 hours and "haha free fruit every morning whoa", or the computer room with its "haha yeah tell the fish whatever you want NO DON'T MAKE JD ELLIEPOST WHAT ARE YOU DOING".
>>219014315>ip2 degenerates should stay out of fishtankyeah, they can make their own thread on bantno one even knows what that is and they all look like obnoxious brown normies in the pictures
>>219014291If she just did psychological torment for a few days instead of going straight for water sports should could have been good. That's Ben and jets fault though.
>>219014313good chance bingo is dead
>>219014317Think about it in terms of a Bashir and James Drake finale tho
romper stomper Bongo is UP
>>219014390james drake would kill bashir
>>219014207>She's into Landon btwI feel like I've barely ever seen them interact and I've mostly stopped watching the show after the last couple days, did she say something about that?
>>219014325james drake improvised gym sesh hell yeah let's go
>>219014274>"No more evil Satan stuff guys we're all good Christians here">Makes girls eat his ass out for drugs after the showSomething's not adding up here...
I have never and will never give JET NEPTUNE any money
>>219014391Does she stomp around because she’s fat or because she’s autistic?
>>219014274>sucking the cock of a muslim all day
Bingo had her nutrients stolen in the womb by BongoWhat if Bongo is sapping Bingo's life force by being in constant contact with each other?She's DYING brosJet is playing a dangerous game with their twin powers that he doesn't fully understand
>>219013204Ginger faggot
>>219014315>yo bruh, what's with all the gay vampire shitmany fishtank fans and /ftl/ posters were saying this, retardironically barely even watch them but can almost guarantee the ogre twins would be down to do a drunken larp fighting competition in the woods>>219014368Everything Jet has ever done is stolen from Ice Poseidon, tranny.
james is in possession of the stump
>>219013422That's bingo, YOU FOOL!
>>219014307>so who won?Brutal, honestly
>>219014390>in terms of a Bashir and James Drake finale thoWow, Drake wins because he works out every day.Shinji and TJ worked because they were both scrawny nerds, and even then it barely worked because TJ was so much taller.None of the fish are going to fight each other. The room is only really going to be used to fight production, and production is only going to look bad doing that because Ben is a retard who can't fight fair and the rest of them are doughy retards who will lose to the doughy fish.
>>219013475You should submit this one to their kitchen tv. I think they would like it.
>>219013525Excellent, keep it going Anon
>>219014325lil drake, smaller than a keyboard
Never watched James Drake workout before. Has he used the stump before or is that new?
>>219014291>THREE WEEKS OF THIS SHIT>leaves in 2 days
>>219013781What's more pathetic: taking your anger out by sucker punching a drunk retard or the drunk retard still talking shit to you as he's on the ground and then running away when he says he wants to talk it out?
>>219013263this >>219013323 is a big factor. No motivation to try when the paypiggies eat up slop. Im shocked how much TTS there is when the show is so dead
>>219014437If Bashir gets to rock mints in that room it will be 100% worth it.
>People are still mad about Landon getting slapped around
>>219014404Hes making shit up because landon is a gross disgenic freak like frank and casoh
Bongo is using the bathroom
>>219014430>Everything Jet has ever done is stolen from Ice Poseidon, tranny.they are both named after the same greek / roman god
>>219014418Some people have a heavy step, regardless of weight
Emma has been sleeping for 13 hours straight now
>>219014475Sure, but that will never happen. Mints is terrified.
>>219013638Damn that's a throwback. Dude trooned himself out of a career to become a middle aged childless aunt
>>219014486HELLHOUSE
>>219014486Vibe repair sleep
>>219014379I honestly think they did the confessional yesterday with Bongo solo yesterday for narrative purposes in case they have to pull Bingo for being on the brink of death
bongo has entered the downstairs hallway bathroom presumably to pee and maybe poo
dead thread is dead
how long has bant and trash been coping over ellie & jet. Sounds like fanfiction at this point.
MIDDAY CHILLTANK 420BLAZEIT
>>219014418https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jU1UXjt-ZS4
>>219014511dead show is dead
>>219013709Not that it matters but Bingo drinks a decent amount. She's just usually sharing with Bongo. If you'd follow them around the house all night you'd realize
yesterday I was almost ready to call it quits for this season after the 2nd worst challenge in fishtank history happened.ended up being alright after jet got his shit rocked after their production tantrum and mr naked came
Bongo is talking to James Drake
director is a lazy fuck todayprobably trying to fix the plumbing instead of calling a professional
>>219014478Its more im not ok with jet and Ben making a half assed show that is trash 95 percent of the time. Theyve had their chance and should resign
>>219014482well, ice chose his name cause he's autistic about the greek pantheon and shit, Jet's name was given to him by his based father and he hated it and his father so much that he changed his last name to "GOODSON".
>>219014457She didnt quit, she was kicked! And we want her back
>>219014502Don't worry guys, I'll help her out
>>219014536>todayit's been consistently dogshit all season
>>219014478mop water
>>219013709I think their ability to make shit is the iq differential. Theyre also genuinely funny in an intentional way. Im convinced they might just be weird and not even autistic but autism is just pathological weirdness anyways
Bongo is still sick! Bingo is dead!
Bongo is laying down on the couch
https://youtu.be/iEh0FCYw3Dk?t=126im excited for mints vs bashir
>>219014530Bingo drinks FOR Bongo but doesn't like to drink, and doesn't like how Bongo gets when she drinks. She'd rather just smoke weed at home. Bongo on the other hand likes to get fucked up. She also evidently gets fucked up alone in her room and talks shit on twitter as evidenced by https://x.com/ashleymetica/status/1948157587318538402
>>219014555That's Bingo...
need james drake to beat up all the wiggers
Mints will use all of the weight in his fat ass to knock out Bashir
>>219014559I'm looking forward to mints to pussy out.
>>219014528Does Sam Hyde think Bongo is a hot girl?
>>219013204>>219013204Requesting still image compilation of slackerblue's video, where Ellie can be seen. Also requesting the images of Ellie, Direnc, and Jet in NYC. Would love the ones that Direnc took where she said she was on her own after one day, implying Ellie is alone with Jet.
>>219014581Indeed...
I haven't been watching for the last few days. Is it worth coming back?
>>219014579you guys are so invested it's borderline gay. who gives a fuck
>>219014583i know wes training his ass off rn
Hell House is a gay simp show. Allah be praised
>dude why are these fish asking for a challenge when we just gave them one yesterday
>Delaney didnt do anythingFucking idiot
>>219014579She just like me fr fr
>>219014590Sam's reaction is older than S5.
>>219013781based and factual. I thought cucumber was good didnt know hes just as retarded as production
>>219014478Go home, Charita. If you don't go home, we're all going to get in trouble.
>>219014404When Landon called Drake wise like a dragon her pupils dilated and she realized Landon is her soulmate. When Antara misunderstood a TTS about who she would fuck and chose Landon Bongo said "good choice".
Beth is a good woman.>>>/bant/24160286>>>/bant/24160286>>>/bant/24160286
>>219014610Remind me of what Wes looks like?
does Bashir believe Christ was the son of God and rose from the dead?
>>219014583>>219014583>>219014583>>219014583>>219014583>>219014583>>219014583
>>219014593>slackerblue's videoIt's not "slackerblue's video," slackerblue is a piece of shit doxxer who files FOIA requests on public domain police bodycams
>>219014325How much was the keyboard
Who’s going to fuck Bongo first, Landon, Jet, Frank, or Sharpfart?
Bingo is NOT going to leave the show.Bingo does NOT want to be fed.
>the show got too dark and grim, I am sending in the pedophile
>>219014632Yeah whatever, the bodycam video then.
when does the action start?
>>219014628relatively fit indian guy that sparred with sam in the bitchtank cell thing. probably a bit under 6ft
doomer kino from yesterday will not be topped
>>219014583damn white boy got grit
Imagine picking up Bingo and wringing her like a towel into a cup and drinking all the liquid that falls from her
Wiggers told Drake they'd open the new room get him some equipment to work out and they didn't incompetent retards should've opened that room first
>>219014583based
>>219014681impotent cumbunny rage
>>219014681why did this happen?
did cucumfart include the dead silence during the keyboard challenge in his recap today?that shit was mad funny
>>219014627Good woman =/= Whore, Satanist, tryhard
Bongo and James Drake are banging pots and pans!
Post baby kino in honor of Anissa and her baby boyhttps://youtu.be/sErfySjYu2k
james drake pots n pans kinooooo
I do GENUINELY believe it is possible that Bongo is largely playing a character, partly based on Josie and partly based on her own sister, to curry audience favor. Bingo on the other hand is basically genuine and a homebody NEET with autism (or whatever) and whatever she needs Seroquel for. Part of why in Bongo's DMs to Frank se specifies "I have an identical twin sister *who has autism*".Bongo is basically a somewhat weird failed normie girl into Sam Hyde and who likes cartoons a little bit (/co/tumblr style of drawing, purely cartoon focused), while Bingo is a genuinely autistic and anti-social/a-social into making drone music and focusing on her art in all aspects (not just /co/tumblr cartoon shit, actually making a wide spectrum of art with meaning).Bongo bases her Fishtank "character" off her own exaggerated self, Josie, and her own sister.
WAKEY WAKEY EGGS N BAKEY
cute
>>219014647>she went the hardest of all time holy shit this show sucks without sam
>Bashir slept through prayersHe's going to muslim hell
>>219014647>now make emma wash the pedophile
Needs to be kicked for banging pots and pans
>>219014709It was after he eliminated Anisa. Probably frustration at becoming Jets cumbunny and rigging the game.
why is my boy james drake and my cutie patootie bongo waking up everyone with pots and pans?
>>219014733they’re so polite
Jet make sure they get enough sleep for the exhausting day you have planned
>>219014583lol wes was the one who sent the tts telling him to shadowbox
>>2190145835'10 guy standing next to a normal sized keyboard
damn bingo cute fart just now
>>219014605Jet showed off his fighting skills against JD. That was epic
>>219014647>got a good freeloader comingJet deserves his constant failure
Normally they get troll TTS' trying to wake them up or annoy them so they get up earlier, but no TTS' this morning has them sleeping late. They didn't even go to bed late last night
>>219014711Cucumberfart is a fucking faggot shill kike who fears wigger copyright strikes.>>219013781>>219013812>everyone in the fish tank community was dogging on Jet for having sex with past fish tank contestants>People were calling it the Nepstein files>truthfully, if I'm just being 100% honest here, it was really people being upset with season 4 being cancelled>they were making a mountain out of a molehill
>>219014753It's like 11:30.
They need to do medical checks before letting people on the show. Tired of people getting sick and just sleeping all day.
how thrilled was bam after yesterdays challenge and having a friendly chat with a pedophile?
>>219014760he’s screencheating
>>219014313Bingo is the submissive twin. She knows if she moves or disturbs Bongo, there will be consequences.
>>219014724THIS GUY RIGHT HERE. GRIND HIM IN TO DOG FOOD
>>219014583I want James to beat up Ben
Is today a vibe repair day?
>>219014670Ah didn't watch off season stuff so I have no idea.
>>219014711Bam's heavy breathing in the closet while he fidgeted with stuff and the rest of the house was dead silent was peak doomer hours
>>219014643
>>219013493Jets shitty voting elims is not the only slim system. Rigging it properly is basically just the point system without the wiggers having to be consistent or learn math which is basically an impossible task.
>A NEW LEVELLLL>OF CONSEQUENCE
>>219013781Cucumberfeet is a giant faggot that sweeps for Jet and Ben. When he did a call in livestream he kicked off people who mentioned the Jet Nepstein allegations. It's hilarious seeing people call out cucumber for the glazer that he is.
>>219014775vibe repair night after yesterday's antics
>>219014791It's the weekend so Jet will probably slow things down a bit
>>219014617Its funny that the wiggers are reluctant to give challenges because they have no reward to give the fish besides like $3 and a redbull.Give them a choice of dinner or new towels or blankets and shit if they win, its not that hard
Why was there steam coming off the couch on the bar ptz cam?
Bingo has gone CATATONIC! She’s dying!
>>219014775who's going to give money to a show that platforms pedophiles. not me. fuck these faggots.
anybody here got an mde.tv subscription and would be willing to rip the ryan rivera vs luke valentine MMA fight and post it somewhere? please anons, I need to see who wins!
>>219014805i demand JD pantera edits now
>>219013204>>219013204Where the fuck is the Jet /r9k/ stuff again? I thought it was jetneptune.com but now that links to fishtank.live.
Big Scott coming into the tank today
>>219014817>>219014766
>>219014788Why are you upset?
>>219014817That's vape, dumbass
he's crying
>nobody spoke about bingo when the pedo was in the tankyoure not welcome here darius, ftl hates pedophiles
>>219014647Yeah bullshit he could have just told them no more liquids. Jet just got butthurt for people calling him out on being a sex pest
>>219014834Jet has a thread on kiwi farms
>>219014460The retard is retarded, it's not expected of him not do act in a retarded way
>>219014807he's just trying to talk about the show not argue with kiwitroons over r9k
>wiggers too lazy to turn on sfx for emma birthday song spam
how would you punish James Drake for touching the dishwasher?
>>219014828https://rentry.org/payangelcheck the mde threads on /t/. too lazy to actually find it for you
Can we all admit Xavier and Luke would do a better job at hosting than Jet and Ben?
Bingo mogs
>>219014897We can.
it's so refreshing to have every one in the audience, apart from stream star pay pigs, loathe the wiggers for their choices this season
>>219014870Cucumberfeet is afraid to criticize production because he fears getting a copyright strike. Nice try Mints.
>>219014709Production pulled him downstairs for a bit to "chew him out for pouring alcohol on Beth" but it was obviously to tell him they'd rig the challenge for him to win if he shoots Anissa because she was on her way out anyway and they wanted her gone for trying to flood the basementHe's frustrated because it's obviously not what he wanted to do and he knows that we know it was rigged
>YOU THINK I AM A SEX PEST AND FREAK HUH?? CHECK OUT THIS PEDOPHILE WE FLEW IN!
>>219014729I think they're both just coddled and the only reason why Bongo works and Bingo doesn't is because most jobs involve some level of socialisation (customer service, collaboration, etc) which works for Bongo as she's more naturally sociable. Bingo's much more of an introvert and a shrinking violet. If she had some sort of job where all she had to do is work on spreadsheets at home or in the corner of an office, I think she'd be perfectly capable of working a job. That and I don't think it's really possible for one twin to have actual autism and for the other to not have autism. Either they both do, or neither of them do. Either way, they function differently just based on social inclination.
>>219014900ayn rand looking good for a woman who has been dead for 60 years
>>219014897Luke is a good fish/freeloader but we have no insight into how he would be in a creative role on a show like this.Xavier would 100% lean into this alien shit, or something like it with the twins, in a fun way, so he would be a welcome addition.
>>219014900She reminds me of that woman who wrote very weird start trek rape fanfiction.
>>219014870cumfart is a jew who sucks wigger dick
>>219014870that is a crucial part of the show evidenced by this season
If Jet and Ben doesn't win lolcow of the year Joshua Moon is a faggot
>>219014892Blowjob deliver from dumbgay
Bingo needs her schizo meds
>>219014711I skimmed through it and he said "day eleven was action packed" loldude's just a shill for the show
>>219014892i'd hold a gun to my head while i suck his dick, that would make him so gay
>>219014870Jet's unprofessionalism and sex pest habits make the show worse, almost every season.
>>219014900she is the hottest woman ever featured on fishtank and it's not even close
>>219014897better job at hosting? of coursebeing better at hosting shitshow where you abuse people for money? not really, they wouldnt sign it with their face
>>219014892send bill up to tell him it wasn’t cool
>>219014738Weirdly enough, for all the reasons you can't skip prayer, sleeping through it is allowed as long as you pray when you wake up.
Yesterday was RV/S2 tier. It was fucking bad.
Remember the day bashir did the wigger's bidding like a BITCH? I do.
Emma begging James Drake to bench press her. She is still tingling from getting manhandled in the cell
Does Jet believe he’s in on the joke when he makes the show worse?
>>219014931>MR NAKED>MR JET>DUDE WIPES>MANSCAPEDit's a gay pedophile show
This season is the most prepared the wiggers have ever been
>>219015008womp womp eat shit womp womp from a diaper womp womp
>>219015007it was high tier wigger trainwreck kino, which is always the best fishtank content
>>219015023he thinks he is getting revenge on the audience for booing his terrible bits
>>219015008yeah that was yesterday
>>219014643All of them at once on jet's crusty mattress
>>219015023Its a defense mechanism when /ftl/ makes fun of him
Sam should come back, beat the shit out of Jet and Ben and leave. The fish pours gasoline all over the house and burns it down. The end.
Remember yesterday when Jet screamed at Antara for doing her job?
>>219015015drake owes emma bday sexo
>>219015008Yeah he’s lame and would love to be a wigger
What did AB mean by this?https://x.com/vilerat_/status/2037533769226228088
>>219015008Bashir is a fake muslim wigger cumbunny lapdog
>>219015007Just simply cathartic from how much Jet got shit on.
>>219014937lol TJ won S2 without saying a single word all season. Bingo will be fine once she's over this cold.
>>219014920I was on board at first but their attitude was pretty evident this season, I wouldn't mind them acting all smug and taunting the viewers, but at least try to make it funny and not a vindictive statement against the audience.
The fish have noted the lack of TTS' today
>>219015075odd
>>219015069This
>>219014892send jet to box him and teach him a lesson
>>219015075She’s a fat disgusting pedo with a black heart who hates seeing a beautiful pure soul.
>>219014796it was so terrible it kinda won me over again
>WE SPENT WEEKS PREPARING THE GIANT KEYBOARD AND GAME ROOM BIT! I WILL SHOW THOSE IDIOTS BY TELLING THE FISH TO JUST SLEEP!! AHAHAHA... WAIT ANISSA? WHERE ARE YOU GOING?? PLEASE STAY UNTIL THE ELIMINATION PLAESE PLEASE PLEASE
>>219015008You have to suck off the wiggers to have a chance of winning (like Josie)
>>219015075She truly is a vile rat
>>219014897Jan would be infinitely better at running this show than Jet>Are they doing boxing again or something? That's generally when boxing occurs. When they run out of ideas
>>219015074Submit that to the wall
>>219015074this but with Emma and Vicky
>>219015112Josieseethers are mentally ill
>>219015119Yeah that’s why he’s flopped every season after bloodgames
Kiwi farmers were defending Ben and said Landon deserved it and Ben wasn't mad. What a bunch of faggots.
I SAVED UP A LOAD FOR EMMA BATHTUB STREAM
>>219015103EAR
>>219015147Who gives a fuck
I dreamt I was part of an armed rebellion against the globalists.
>>219014583He is gonna kill wes and bashir
>>219015145Xavier Ravenblood may be getting slightly tired, but Jan as the showrunner is what is needed.
>>219015147Ben was playing it up to make it seem like a bit, but you can tell he was actually mad.
happy birthday emma
>>219014897He'd have to come up with a new character that works better with actual Fishtank. The Xavier character has been a flop every time since Bloodgames. I agree that he'd be a better host than Bam though lol.
>>219014647>The inbred looking guy who says he's an exhibitionist and wants to be called Mr. Naked was a pedophile who wants to sexually assault sleeping women???>NO HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?
>>219015147Landon literally doesn't even give a shit and laughed when he watched the video. Why are you redditroons so butthurt
>>219015147NOT VERY BARRY ALLEN OF YOU, BEN
>>219015147>the users of the gossip forum are gayWho would've thought?
anything going on?
S2 fags insisted that they waste weeks painting that jungle room and it ended up being a landfill in days. Could have used the time to plan the actual show but at least the room has VIBES and SOUL.
>>219015147Kiwitroons are retarded
>>219015007The only thing saving it from being the literal worst 24 hours in the show's history was watching Jet fight like a bitch then bleed from a gay guy, then run to the basement in shame
JET NEPTUNE IS NOT LIKE JEFFREY EPSTEIN. THIS IS INACCURATE AND SIMPLY STATED TO BE TOPICAL.HE IS *NOT*.JET NEPTUNE IS LIKE HARVEY WEINSTEIN.JET NEPTUNE IS WEINSTEINIAN. NOT EPSTEINIAN.
i think we have been through the darkest days and it can only get better from here :)i mean that! our guys ben and mr jet are in it for the long run. sure they are stupid but they do actually care. this is their turning point. the moment where they choose to become legends and we at ftl have their backs!howeverthoughbeit if they fuck it up and don't deliver then that is not nicey
Emma needs birthday sex
>anyways vance is bringing you cake up right now emma
>>219015202last season of s2 was kino. the problem the show has is that for the life of me these retards can plan daily content. they have fucking bam margera and a literal pajeeta assistant following everyone around.
>>219015202you didn’t watch season 2
Send shadi in to box jet
>>219015202idk it was fun watching James Drake build a gorilla nest in there to jungle_ambience.wav
>>219015198The fishtanklive reddit LOVES production and Jet and do everything they can to defend them.
Bongo staring directly into the ptz is freaking me out
>>219015147They're right. And you're autistic. Go fuck around with your legos or something.
>emma whipping out the fake birthday tech and everyone is falling for itcaught in the mist
>>219015213so, he's jewish?
They should make a ghostpolitics TTS voice
>>219015107it was hilarious
>>219015202Production had 8 months.They should have done even MORE theming and not just that 1 room.
Why do Zoomers smoke weed? Americans are fucking degenerate>t. European
>>219015246>>219015222Who the fuck is emma?
>>219015075How is she going to sweep for Jet getting a pedophile onto the show without doing any research on him?
>>219015258its not a big deal
>>219015237FALSE NUKEThey're moralfaggots like you
Hi informed videos some of the cams are fucked
Flickin' the bean
>>219015261Freeloader. She got kicked the other day for mogging basneed
>>219015261
>>219015213Ellie is his Ghislaine Maxwell though?
Bongo is a nasty little cumbunny. Bounce that big retard ass for daddy Jerry.
>>219015258>t. EuropeanYou guys started this shit with Amsterdam culture, fuckin retard.
>>219015271Having morals is good, stop being 12.
>>219015225I did, it was 80% nontent because their half assed initiative story line fell flat and they had nothing else planned.
>>219015258420BLAZEIT
>>219015208>watching Jet fight like a bitch then bleed from a gay guyit was the perfect ending for a day of Jet Ineptitude>>219015276if he doesn't see this, post in the slower /bant/ thread
>>219015294Nina Volyanska* Ellie was Nina'd
Production should give them nerf guns and shoot eachother. This is boring as fuck.
I'm telling you this coming straight from the JDcord…the fire will rise brothers.
Daily reminder that the twins are not functional adults and anyone simping for them is a pedophile
>>219015312real.dorm is currently more interesting than 90% of S2 post Cole and Jimmy leaving.
>>219015329GAY
bitchtank 2 right after this season?that would go the hardest
JD bringing us the gayest moments of the season so far
Cams are fucked and it's just these faggots singing, it's grim
>>219015316the cams are hexed on the website too
>>219015258Its the least harmful legal drug in America
Haven't been here since Jet got KWAB'd by JD. It was more of a self-KWAB since the fight was shit and Jet could have just said "good fight man, beef squashed" after, but he was too butthurt. Anything else happen last night or since then?
this is the lowest moment of fishtank. Gonna tap out til the evening
>cams are dyingREVENGE OF ANISSAHEY WIGGERS, CHECK THE BASEMENT
>>219015258Weed is for retards.>t. an American
JD leaves tomorrow right? 2 weeks are almost up. He wouldn't lie, right? Right?
>>219015346Qrd? Working too hard cant watch rn and i love gay jd moments
the next freeloader is gonna be some boring guy and then jet will fly in another e girl that won't do anything bringing on yo what's good would save the show
they need to pool their money and get emma the sextoy as a birthday present. for her jacuzzi stream today
>>219015370They all just went to bed at a reasonable time.
>>219015340Bloodgames 2. A couple of the fish have already mentioned noticing all of the props while they were coming in, and Jet made a reference to everyone seeing each other again "soon" after the season ends. This is probably also where the "leaks" of people like Burt and Freddie showing up to the house are coming from.
>>219015378>there are still fucking retards talking about thishe said he had 2 weeks vacation plus 2 weeks personal time off you fucking idiot
>>219015257There's no coherence to the theme. Just wow this is kinda quirky
>>219015271Only VERY recently did they start saying anything against production and Jet, and half of that is influenced by ME. 90% of people didn't even know Ellie went to NYC with Jet.
>>219015330I think aside from a few degens no one wants to fuck themthey are fun to observe and cute in a damaged sort of way
>>219015382He’s singing metrosexual 00s millennial songs
>>219013545Nice try mints
JD could've really hurt jet if he had any anger towards him, Jets punches were so weak
>>219015395Jet already said BG2 isn't happening because "cities won't let you do what you want on your own land"
>>219015406the theme is>we rented this house, so we won't remodel or do anything with it
>>219015421
>>219015405Alright, don't get your jimmies rustled :P
>>219013829Cope Jet. Bashir triggered your cumbunny so badly she couldn't stop sperging out in the 20 hours she was there
this firefox split tab feature is kool
heh..so who won?
>>219015408You are simply wrong
>>219015415>jd singing blink 182 while pointing at you to the beat
>>219015425JD told Jet that he likes him and has no problemsit was a 1 sided beef
>>219015411No point in trying to explain it. Coombrained pedo accusers can't fathom liking something withiut wanting to have sex with it, it's all projection.
>>219015451I am not because I have been trying to poison the reddit against Jet since S3.
Did JD really beat up Jet?
>>219015213Funny how when you take a name and add stein at the end it can just be any kind of pedophile or rapisthuhWhich demonic pedophile rapist am I comparing Jet to when I call him Jetstein?
>>219015258The only problem with weed is it helps you enjoy being a potato and get caught up in stupid shit that would bore you otherwise. The internet is far more harmful.
>>219015450The viewers... I guess
Bloody Jet
The twins are pedobait. They larp as 12 year olds despite being 26. Mr Naked was a fan of the twins. Their gimmick has grown old.
say what you want about mints, at least he warned the twins about the pedophile when he told them to stay away from mr. neptune
>>219015468they both lightly bruised each other to the point of exhaustion
Are the bar cams down for the playlist or on the site too?
>freeloader comers in to create content>creates content>jet gets pissy cause he is an obvious fag>chat fags like >>219015447 think it was actually jet and bashir's w
>>219015438Best thing to come out of s5
>>219015426Nah, that was a year ago and he's said since then that he still wants to do a BG2. That's why he kept as many of the props and structures as possible. There's nothing in the law stopping you from LARPing on your own land - he was beingn a salty fag about partying too hard last time and getting too many noise complaints when he said that. He specifically said
>>219015481I don't think it's intentional they just never grew out of it. Especially Bingo cause she's a NEET
>>219015147>Landon deserved itAn understandable, but wrong, opinion>Ben wasn't madAbsolute fucking cope lmao
>>219015408Shadie, that you? You were the one who called the cops on their rented house right? That led to the hilarious bodycam being released where a fucked up wigger said no girl was with them yet you could see Ellie in the footage. Props.
>>219015489site too because of plumber
>>219014266MANY ARE SAYING THIS
>>219015494he said it five days ago you fucking retardhttps://x.com/amorphous714/status/2035885806787952777
>>219015481Women pretending to be adults are more performative than women who acknowledge they're mentally children.
>>219015385he greenlit the two new guy and girl freeloaders last night on director cam
>>219015479I find it hard to understand. Did he really think he was going to heem JD?
who is this? new freeloader?
The only time ben has ever been mad on the show was when jimmy said there was metal in the wood
>>219015479heh...
cams are back
>bring a toby on
JD just said Bingo isn’t moving! She’s dead!
>>219015515No, I'm simply the on-season full-time Jet hater anon. I appreciate anything anyone does that's anti-Jet though.
lol Bashir just admitted Fishtank is for burnout influencers who have no other prospects
>>219015470Pretty much. I smoke weed a few times a week but I'm not a retard about it.>>219015377I'm currently getting paid over $60 an hour while I'm sitting here posting. Seethe.On a side note, does anyone know why when I try to post from my desktop it tells me my IP range is temp blocked, but posting from my laptop works just fine?
>>219015527YO WHAT'S GOOD>YO WHAT'S GOODYO WHAT'S GOOD>YO WHAT'S GOODYO WHAT'S GOOD>YO WHAT'S GOODYO WHAT'S GOOD>YO WHAT'S GOOD
Predictions for Season 6?
>>219015147They're retarded. Ben was very mad. You don't rush someone like that unless you're seething. If he wasn't a seething retard, he could have made it funny by fucking with Landon by throwing jabs and just outboxing him before landing a decent enough blow to drop him.
>>219015479>>219015534How to access older fishtank observer messages? Or is that impossible?
>>219015330and you think I am?
>>219015546>On a side note, does anyone know why when I try to post from my desktop it tells me my IP range is temp blocked, but posting from my laptop works just fine?Same thing is happening to me
>>219015551BG2: SPACETANK FIRST
>>219015551Umm, me and Bingo cuddled up watching it. Those are my predictions.
they are only 26 you sick fucks
Megalopolis was kino Normies don’t get it
>>219015527So discount Frank and Temu Tayleigh? Great.
>shia labeouf hosting season 6 of fishtank
based antara waking up the twins
>>219015147i still cant believe they rocked landons shit but didint do a damn thing to the pedophile, benjamin taylor and jet neptune protect pedophiles
RISE
>>219015578Bingo doesn’t like Fishtank.
>>219015589HWNDU cell challenge, who can stand and face the camera the longest and repeat he will not divide us
>>219015581Yeah man. I wouldn't call it a good movie, but it's absolutely fascinating to the point where I went through the hassle of importing a 4K Blu-ray from the UK since it never got released here in the US.
>>219015545Yeah, it was hosted by the ultimate reject Sam Hyde
>>219015607They gave the pedo a full bitcoin worth $70,000
is emma /tv/?
Make Bingo's position make sense
>>219015147I agree with them
>>219015494I'll believe him when he throws everything away. There's a real chance he just doesn't want to spoil it. Especially considering I have no idea what sort of "city ordinance" he's referring to that prevents you from dressing up and swinging foam swords on your land. The problem last time was literally just that they were being loud too late into the night and the neighbors kept filing noise complaints.
Will they hold a funeral for Bingo today?
>>219015632morph ball mode
>>219014738he doesn't believe Christ was the son of God or rose from the dead or was even crucified, so
>>219015581My wife was nagging at me about something mundane, my brain sort of snapped, and I looked at her and said "TIME STOP!" And she was slightly stunned with the most incredulous look on her face but recovered and said "What in the fuck are you talking about?" And I was wheezing laughing.
>>219015631No
>>219015632she's dead
>i'm 20 minutes away
>>219015506Landon deserved it and it literally cured him. He was a depressed and aggressive faggot before getting hit, and returned to his normal self immediately afterwards.A tale as old as time with people who talk a lot of shit but have never been hit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20HK1Iktgj8
I just want to see Ben gay and Jet be hit so hard they are hospitalized. I hate them and this season is only enjoyable because the fish hate production too.And Mints needs to be knocked out too.
Beth said she was supposed to get paid $2k for 3 weeks in the house
>>219013781what a fag (the commenter)
>>219015527Jet was so fixated on this chick. She's cute but damn she was boring. He should've gotten the Bliccy clone. there was also some blonde chad who could mog Drake looks-wise. The only other people who stood out were the mountain man wigger and the 6'7 dude.
>>219015632Death curl
>>219015551wiggers getting btfo'd by the fish again
>>219015664Get the fuck outta my ear.
HWNDU mentioned by james drake
>>219015664>>219014797
Antara is kind of a bitch. She’s always bugging the twins when they’re obviously sleeping.
Man Emma is awful
>>219013781Cucumberfeet's recaps are good, but he's absolutely a faggot that simps for preduction
>>219015448>this firefox ... featureEvery Chromium browser has it. Including the best one - Edge.
>>219015664>NO FAMILIAR FACES
>>219015664this fat faggot was only funny when he was gay with burt everything else is boring
>>219015673$2k for 3 weeks is actually cheap but for her it’s overpaying.
I don't know what it is. Their talking about movies is more offensive than their talking about politics to me
Is TTS on?
>>219015709Except Chromium browsers are gimped trash for retards. Gecko reigns supreme.
Is there anyone in production that you like?
>>219015670For me it'shttps://youtube.com/watch?v=lalb8vL4VRw
>>219015733Luke Valentine and Sam Hyde
>>219015673She god paid 2k to suck off the wiggers. The wiggers paid 2k for blowjobs.
>>219015713you dropped your dogs
>>219015723Yeah, everyone is refunding
>>219015609Neither do i. Hate watching is the only reason to watch
Bitchtank 2 produced and hosted by Joopy & Bliccy
>>219015733lol no, not even sam
>>219015698That's the bit. She's an actual nutritionist that Jet hired for the show, with a set schedule and everything. She's literally just doing her job lol.
>>219013295You can tell Bingo hates Bongo for her whore behaviour
>>219015733i liked yunistis
>>219015733I like Jet. He's learned and grown a lot over the years since his r9k days. He seems much more mature this season
>>219015673She got paid in shit
>>219015733Yeah
Kiwi farmers get mad when you say Letty fucked Jet and Sam (they simp for Letty and hate cole).
>>219015732BRAVE >>>
>>219015773He’s bringing sinister pedo vibes this season. Cooled off completely on Vance.
Sam is in the basement laughing his ass off at the disaster-class that this season is
>>219015733Bex was cool. Everyone else can kill themselves
Yall are some dumb motherfuckers man give production a break
>>219015761
>>219015733Only vance now. I always maintained my love for ben throughout the seasons (loved his bits) but even thats gone now
did they give out the jobs yet?emma got bathtub streamer?
>>219015673They already scripted her not being final 3
Mr. Naked mogs all of these boring normie nontent fucks
When is jet going to announce to the fish that the bullet eliminations are gone?
>>219015755>indian nutritionistthey should have her recommend cow dung, cow urine etc.. You can order that stuff off the internet.
>>219015789Mints you are fat and retarded and gay
>>219015782Who gives a fuck, why do you let people on kiwifarms live in your head
>>219015741Damn I only need to pay a few hundred for a decent escort. Wiggers got scammed again
>>219015800>>219014163
saving up a monster load for emma
Vicky needs to kratom mog this love fest
>>219015782The enlightened position is to appreciate both Nina and Cole
>>219015803when they figured out what they are going to do
>>219015673what did she end up getting?
>>219015733I liked Luca and Bex. Now only Luke
Somehow every female contestant has left and Emma is the last one standing by doing nothing>the twinsAliens
reminder that JD fucks trannies
Ben doing chat GPT bits was funny in S4 since the joke was that it was a low effort cash grab season but him still doing it now isn’t very funny.
>>219015733Luka? and Cowboy seemed alright. Bex was complementary to the wigger's lack of skillset.
>>219015733Ben still makes me laugh so he is okay in my books.
>>219015807im not mints man but mints is working back here all day like wtf do you want!
>>219015838>>219015335
>>219015833She said the wiggers were still trying to figure it out. I think she wanted like 800.
>>219015845Her set design skills are sorely missed
>>219015084>I wouldn't mind them acting all smug and taunting the viewersWould be funny if it was funny. But it ain't funny, and never was.
>>219015844but this is also low effort cash grab season
>>219015733absolutely not
>>219015849we need him to box bashir asap
>>219015844this is a low effort cash grab season for Fish City
>>219015853she left without agreeing on payment?
>>219015733Just Vance. Ben is a straight-up nigger now and Jet has always been a creep groomer faglord.
>>219015836I love Bex. She seems cool and makes cool music. Judging from her IG she seems to love being a new mom; I'm super happy for her.
>>219015708Can't stand his voice. AI H. Jon Benjamin is at least bearable
>>219015782those people are literally just like AB, fat ugly women
>>219015733Vance and Bex are the only two I'd enjoy hanging out with I think.
>>219015789>>219015807>>219015849>>219015866MINTSMAKE BASHIR BOX NU-ZYZZ
So fishtank is fucking deadWhats next?
emma got the rug burn on her knee while she was sucking off jet
>>219015896fishtank 2
>>219015896El Estanque? They charge too much but they had Binky and TJ.
>>219015896Jet
Why doesn't Bex have a page on the fishtank fandom site? Is she blacklisted or something.
bored
>>219015895Bashir already said he's not going to box James Drake as James Drake is stronger than him and trained
>>219015896>>219015572
the indian assistant is the worst idea they've ever had for the show. that thing actively cucks content because it takes it's job seriously. very cringe.
They should get that black nerd Binx fan from the freeloader casting stream last night. He's still a negro so there's a chance he chimps out and gets violent over something.
>>219013834Wiggers are retarded.
>>219015896Sam reviving fishtank
>>219015785Vance has always had an internally seething chris watts vibe to me, also has no honour and snakes whenever possible
I got fired from my job after someone overheard me singing a racist version of Landon's theme
This dumb bitch just said shes working hard in the tank because she got a booboo on her knee
>wake up>remember jet got beat up on camera>smileIt's good to be alive
>>219015896I Feel like some retard has said this in 50% of /ftl/ threads to date, and yet we are still here.
it's content until it's nontent
>>219015922he's somali
JD thinks it's just cool to sing spontaneously now, great
>>219015896I guess I'll just watch kino casino and warski laughing like a retard
>>219015916TUFF SHITMINTSMAKE IT HAPPEN
>you never used tiger balm before landon?
>>219015807I'm not a fan of mints BUT Yesterday he was really nice to the twins and warned then about Mr Naked. Which made me like him.
>>219015921When has she ever cucked content?
>>219015075You guys know her @ isn't even original she took it from some EVE online player who died at the embassy in Benghazi
>>219015896ADL 2
>>219015929Sam will revive Hellhouse https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX5oIPea1d4
we need more antara type shit
>>219015945If true then he shouldn't be brought on. I don't really consider myself to be a racist person, but Somalis and their culture are a blight on the entire world.>>219015963No she took it from Antonio Brown
>>219015896ninatank
When does Goldstriker show up and stuff starts happening?
morgue tank
>>219015914Does every production member?
>>219015963her name AB is also not originalit was first used by an onlyfans model which we suspected was her catfish account used to catfish the wiggers
>>219015990Monday
>>219015258The zoomer thing is vaping
he bad man
>>219015940
>pajeeta dismayed about mr pedo being a pedoahahahahha honestly this is my favorite part of the show
Emma is Meg, if Meg somehow managed to survive multiple eliminations.
>>219015970Not happening. Jon's handler is in federal prison for selling bump stocks at a gun show
BG died before fishtank tho, Sam couldnt manage internal company turnmoil (Civil War Arc)>>219015909maybe native speakers vs ESLs>>219015970jon never drew a dime
where can I get portesi cheese fries?
>>219016019>>219015940Looks like cartman getting hit
>fishtank is big in IndiaDid I hear that right?
>>219015961by existing and taking her job seriously and capturing the attention of the contestants for extended periods of time. obviously there is huge downtime from content in the morning, but the indian is a completely negative with 0 redeeming qualities and 0 content added.
https://x.com/oldmanwithcoin/status/2037548895228637624Who’s he training to fight?
>>219016022That's not fair. Emma is at least cute, whereas meg was a fat cow
>>219016034>mom's a whore yeah jet is cartman coded
>>219015698Antara's great, fuck you
>>219016049mints
How long did the Jet and Ellie thing go on I don't keep track of off season drama
>>219016049Wes.Wes was also the 1 that tts'd to have him shadowbox
>>219015961She’s way too loud, it’s impossible to hear anyone else when she’s in the room.
>>219016049They said they would fly in Wes to fight him
Have Direnç and Bashir do a crazy wall eyed Staring Contest. If Bashir wins Direnç reconverts back to Islam,if Direnç wins, Bashir gets the Crate.
>>219016069by thing you mean zygote?
Fishtank is dead as long as Ben and jet are running it. It will circle the drain until a team with a similar budget and fresh ideas makes a better version.Wiggers show zero signs of leaning and innovating beyond improving tech a little .
>>219015269>>219015300>>219015367>>219015470>>219015546Cope. All coping.
>>219016064Nice edit, faggot.
>>219015963I recently watched a video on this and it was a bit of a mind fuck to learn that this was the guy's EVE online handle
>>219016049Jet Ben and Mints at the same time and he will kill them it will be sweet
>>219015921I don't get what the payoff is. It's not even a bit, it's just an indian lady doing her job. Very subversive Jet. When she's talking to people I click away every time. Would've been funnier if it was some jeet dude or simbal.
>>219016070>>219016073Isn’t Wes Indian?
Jet needs to get the Hoochie Daddies collab asap. We need some studs to repair the vibes
>>219013966I don't understand where you're coming from with "most consider her the freeloader goat". What? According to who? I was there for all of S2 and she got a lot of hate here and other places. Any content she contributed to was from people making fun of her and trying to make her uncomfortable. Thats it. She is not the goat. At least on /ftl/ Tai, Jobe, and Connor have historically gotten much more love. Even fatty technically gets more love than Nifty. I don't even hate Nifty, I just think you're wrong. She was extremely middling.
>>219016082I don't smoke but I'd rather poor retards smoke weed than do meth and fent
>>219015546Same, and it's usually only temporary and not related to my posts
>>219016094Finnish. The only pic people like to post is an ai edit that makes him look indian
>>219015909>Binky and TJ.Booooooriiiing
just watched jet vs jdjet doesn't know how to box at all
Did Jet forget they haven’t handed out jobs yet?
I stopped watching the streamnow I need to figure out how to quit these threads
>>219016127>Sam told Jet for years to train in boxingI think Jet has oppositional defiance disorder
>>219014137lmao, she had her moments
>>219016134Please share with the class, how long have you managed to live with a missing frontal lobe?
>>219016134it's only 2 more weeks why bother
>>219016081They already went full EAR OUT and said they're not listening to feedback anymore. None of the content on the show matters besides giving the winner the 50k. The wiggers are vibe-coding the season as they always have.
>>219016134get a better hobby i am going to become a game developer like edmund micmillen so i can have my own bingo
I blows my mind they can't even pull a few KvS challenges. It doesn't even have to be a direct bite, just inspired at least.
>>219015938>Lower STOX than Head, a guy who hasn't been on the show in daysShe's delusional. If Jet doesn't find a way to drive her off the show it's over
>>219016127normal people go mad for 20 seconds and then get gassed
>>219016151No, he just unironically thinks he knows better and deserves to be famous for his talent because he's "mad funny" and "creative".
>>219016189do you have emma?
>jd still singing
>>219016082I quit weed but can't quit the internet.
>>219016127yes, he doesnt know, but he has holes his brain and aggressiveness to just ram other person in hope it will scare him offnot to mention jet is doing drugs all the time so they also block fear, which helps as long as other person dont break your skull
>>219016197JD somehow has lower stox than her but i think thats a bit. The fans all love JD and only pretend to hate him
I'm kind of losing interest. Basically everything happened while I was asleep the last two afternoons and it seems like a lot of it kind of sucked anyways. I don't really anticipate anything from the rest of the season given it's the same old running in circles where everyone mildly bitches about the extreme left wing in their room while being sort of milquetoast progressive and talking in the same circles about Bashir's midwit understanding of the dumbass religious stuff he devoted his sad life to, or James' various acting aspirations, or....whatever. All Landon does is mope around in general, the only woman left is actual "nontent" and not hot enough to get away with it like Ellie, the twins don't really count as women and are just the usual quirk chunguses that production keeps spamming about how great and based and just like us they are.It's not even a super bad season, it just feels like there won't be anything worth watching in even the rest of this short season. Jet going through applications might have been okay if it hadn't had him ADHD paging through past video thumbnails while watching the clips and making retard comments like saying "beer" is the funniest thing ever.It's just kind of, eh.
Jet spent the entire night looking at absolute losers giving the worst auditions you've ever seen instead of sleeping so now no one is up to even change the director camera, much less give them something to do. All because the retard couldn't line up freeloaders before the season starts.Selecting for freeloaders should be the easiest thing in the world. For contestants you need somewhat normal people with big personalities. The kind of people who aren't too grating and someone you can root for and want to see win. For freeloaders you just need freaks and weird people. People too fucked up for anyone to like, people you can't tolerate for more than a few days, weirdos who will be interesting as a novelty for a few days.
>>219016151I don't know what that is but I also grew up hating my parents & I can't stand being told what to do. Especially if I'm already doing it or if it's good for me.
>>219016236incel losers who have been rejected by emma types pretend to hate her and women because they are all wizards
>>219013263That's the frustrating conundrum that can never be solved>competent enough to create the good parts>too incompetent to make it really work>why?>a zillion explanations>the contradictions remain>rinse & repeat
>>219016191They ripped off a lot of them already in the first two seasons
>>219016257Yeah that's what it is.AlsoDefinitely do NOT kill yourself, heterosexual :)
>>219014137https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1704114268911859.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1704114903013066.webmThese were the links to it but 404
>219016259Horrible bait
>>219016224who
bro.
>literally the same tts for two contestantsthis is really fucking grim
>>219013394>>219013394>>219013394RISING
>>219016298it's a good bit
I don’t really care about the twins anymore. The fact that they’re going to get carried to victory makes me resent them a little too. They need to do something and be interesting.
>>219016294haha good joke mate. i got it.
>>219016250Why not ask the people who applied to be fish and were too upfront about wanting to fuck shit up? They're clearly excited to get in there and fuck shit up. That's what you want, right?
bingy is ALIVE
>>219016298Lmao
the retarded twins have done nothing for 13 days
I'm hearing reports that Frank is only 20 minutes away.
Why is Drake packing?im nervous
>>219016326She’s ugly
This bit just shows how stupid Jet is and how these people don't think anything through.It's not a bad idea to give everyone a job of ''be an interesting fishtank contestant'' job, but you should also tell them to pretend their job is something else. If all of them realize that all of the jobs are nothing, then they all know it's a bit and there is no point doing it.JD already knows.
Twins need more hate TTSCoddletank
>>219016250You should ask them for a job in casting.
>all of their jobs today is "fishtank contestant"jet isn't even trying
Hellhouse is a worse watch than friendtank. Fite me.
>>219016298>it's not us, it's them
Do you think Antara keeps her parents up to date with the fishtank goings on?
>>219016317They never do anything ever. All of the drama and “crazy” things that have happened this season have happened without them.
>>219016333shhh, you arent allowed to say this. you have to pile on emma with the rest of the incels
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>>219014137Here:https://x.com/vortmax79/status/1741677382627422411
>>219016333One of them is working on the funniest bit in Fishtank history. If she successfully dies on the show and gets Jet Neptune put in jail for negligence they will be the greatest fish.
>>219016298>yo grok, stimulate the audience and be entertaining, make no mistakes
Do the wiggers even know what a drawer is? All they do is put a bed in a room and that's it
>>219016324No. Kill yourself.>muh fucking shit upKill yourself tranny faggot.
>>219016362There is nothing to hate on
>>219016240Incidental character narratives have always carried the show, and the current season is just lacking one.Everyone was bitching in early S3 because there was no character narrative until Alex's family and wild randy. S2 was somewhat devoid until the Un-tarding of TJ became the narrative. Un-tarding Landon could become the narrative but he may be too retarded, and it'd be a repeat.The twins have been under zero pressure so they aren't creating one.Bashir and Draco malfoy's drama could become it, but seems a tame story.There was potential for one with Beth, but the stupid cunt ruined that.It's a really slow cook this season.
>>219016320Thank you for the upboat
>>219016298heheh
>>219016395thx anon, that was the very beginning of it tho, I remember that as the night went on she screaming louder and louder
>>219016390Goddamn faggot early bakers fuck off
>>219016324That's who Mr. Naked was...
>>219016433The character narratives this season>Landon manning up and being more than a janny>Bingo and Bongo arguments, Bongo dragging her sister around while she is depressed and feels like shit>Bashir vs DrakeThe production isn't capitalizing on any of it.The only good thing Sam Hyde brought to the show was noticing these things and pushing Jet to do something. He would take pity on Landon and train him, try to get him to do something other than be a janny. He would try to tell Bingo to be her own person instead of being dragged by Bongo. He would pit Bashir and Drake against eachother.Without Sam those things just don't happen. If Landon is manning up production humiliates him and mocks him. Jet just wants to LARP with the twins. Jet hates Bashir and Drake, wants nothing to do with them.There is also probably a narrative with JD's ''girl''friend and Emma's boyfriend but who cares.
>>219016250S E R A F I N A
>>219016586landon successfully cooking last night and receiving genuine praise was wholesome af
>>219016618What did he cook? I missed it
>>219016586Capitalizing on? They killed the Landon narrative or tried to because they're too insecure for their le ironic bit to not trick him into jannying, because they really wanted him to be dumber than them
>>219016646they got him ingredients to make homemade cheesy breadsticks (cheese fries)
>>219016716Did he have to make the dough?
>>219016739they got a premade pizza dough.
>>219016817lame and non character growth pilled...
