Do a Barrel Roll editionPreviously on sleepy /trek/: >>219012403
>>219049196Battlestar sex with scar
star trek sex with shran
Heya-hoya Heya-hoya! Great Spirit, show me a vision of Seven's big Borg orbs.
>>219049217HAHA fuck you shranigger you didn't get first post.
I constantly make this face at work when someone fucks up now. Thanks a lot, Terry.
>>219049831That's her wrong hole face.
>>219049664>my name is chicote but its spelled chakotay
Now with the subtitle.
>>219050138Good job.
>>219050149Thank you, friend.
>>219050138TOS or TNG would have found a way to preserve Tuvix’s consciousness, but the character would still never be brought up again.
>>219050490I don't think Kirk would have tolerated Spotty.>Tuvix goes out begging for his life, before resigning himself to his fateFucking brutal.
Was Tuvix Voyager's greatest contribution to Star Trek discourse?
>>219050830his fate was sealed when he questioned janeways right to make the decision
>>219050915Either that or Threshold.
pop quiz /trek/ are there any natural phenomena that travel faster than the speed of light in star trek?
>>219050915
>>219051022the tits are built into the suit, wise guy
>>219051020Tachyons
>>219051020Q
Whats going on with the bots?
>it was an ensign knocks over a stack of boxes in a cargo area dream last night, but i was quick enough to put everything back literally a second before the doors opened and a more senior officer walked in thankfully
>>219051374Borg malfunction
>>219050830Spock would have used some Vulcan fuckery to implant Tuvix’s mind in some vessel and drop it off at a star base for research. Sort of like what they tried to do with Moriarity. .
>occupation of Bajor lasted 50 years>15 million Bajorans killed>15 million ÷ 50 = 300,000 per year
>>219052392What if we pretend to hear "fifty" million and not fifteen?
>>219052392>Cardassia wants to stripmine Bajor's minerals faster>randomly kill like 200 workers at a time to "motivate" them Wouldn't that have just made it worse?Something doesn't add up here.
>>219052392>population = 8 billion >roughly 4/100,000 killed by occupation every year>US’ suicide rate is 14/100,000
Even Kira was skeptical
>>219052392Some things established in Waltz:>Dukat was Prefect for about 10 years>during his time in charge he was responsible for the deaths of 5 million Bajorans>the death rate was higher before himThe numbers given for the occupation just aren't consistent.
>>219052452Fifteen hundred or fifteen million, it's still terrible.
bajor is not palistine its south africa
>>219053029Bajor is India
the founders are jews. caught in a desperate circle of trying to control everything before they are exiled for trying to control everything.
the cardassians are europe. a fading power that aligns itself with the jews in a futile attempt to remain relevant
the ferengi are australians
the federation, as always, is america
>>219053140Every faction is jews when you think rly hard about it
>>219053301that goes without saying
Nullified
>>219050001Something tells me no hole is a wrong hole with Dax.
>>219053236if true, that makes storytelling limiting and booooring
>>219052581>Yeah I just walked backwards out of the gas chambers AND beat up all the guards!>Really.
>>219054576>wooden spaceships
>>219054687I'd fly a wooden rocket
>>219054687>this totally happened
>>219049196I'm starting to believe trek and sg1 are earth's actual history to some degree>spin-off with tealc and data
>>219053236The Ent/Ent-D were America. Telling other planets how their culture was backwards and they should aspire to be like them.
>>219053301They are chameleon like... even here... and now.
>>219050830>>219050937
>>219055068This too...
>>219053417Do the trill have a belly slit like the guys from Stargate?
>>219053417She never lets Worf's second cock go to waste
>>219056993In the episode where John Glover steals Dax's symbiont it looks like they have a pouch like a cartoon kangaroo, but the whole thing's framed so much like a surgery I'm not sure it isn't just a very neat, bloodless incision with a skinflap
>>219057687>Dax's symbiontsorry, *the Dax symbiont from JadziaGet away from me, pedants!
>>219057687Trill must have some extra space for them or something, you ever see how tightly packed organs are in a human body? You'd need to shove a bunch of stuff to the side to make room for an infant-sized slug thing.
>>219057806It's like a tapeworm, living in poopoo peepee
>>219058632Revolting, load tricobalt devices and target the Trill homeworld. This ends today.
>>219057806They apparently can't live in human hosts for more than a couple of days without killing them both.
>>219059676Im of the opinion that a symbiont isn’t even alive, they’re just vestibules filled with memories.
Who was the first Trill to see a slug in a pond and go "damn, I'm gonna put that in my body"?>inb4 symbiote ancestors were parasitic and entered the body through the sphincter when unwary Trill went for a swim
>>219060020They might have started off as living dildos instead of parasites.
Like the dreaded Candiru!
>>219060020Maybe using leeches was very popular in their medical history and they simply kept escalating
>>219060392That begs the question, what do symbiotes even eat? Do they sift plankton from their goopy pools or something? When they're in a host they're drawing off that being's chemical energy, but what about outside of one?Them eating blood like a leech in deep antiquity wouldn't surprise me any.
I can't believe Zek is fucking dead bros
>>219061059Jadzia ate cum
>>219061393Fuck you made me check to see if Wallace Shawn passed on to the divine treasury or not
>>219063139That would be inconceivable.
which one of you blackpilled Nomad
>>219065163You're confusing a red pill with a black pill.
>>219065263Basically the same thing now. Blackpill is just a redpill that makes you more depressed
>>219065163It was me. I fed it the entirety of TikTok and Instagram.
>>219065321Allowing yourself to succumb to depression is an act of surrender. Be stronger than that which makes you sad, and learn to accept the good with the bad.
>>219065543No I surrender.
>>219065641Suit yourself
What is the real life canon equivalent of Kanar? Jagermeister?
>>219066524Pepsi Max
>*has more 'sodes than any nuTrek show in your path*
>>219065641
>>219052803sure, just 1 / 10,000th as terrible
>>219066524Armagnac.
>>219067775TLC music video lookin ahh promo pic
>>219067775Have we figured out how many total hours NuTrek is? It has to be a couple hundred. And yet not a single character or concept has breached into the greater mainstream. Even my mom who hates sci-fi knows the names Kirk and Picard and even the actors who played the,.
>>219050490Tuvix might have showed up again on DS9
>>219070204>>219070204Hey moron! Mind if I go and dig up about a dozen or so homeless people, and bring them over your place to stay? You could let them all use your toilet and your shower, clear out your refrigerator, and sleep next to your wife and kids.Wait... What?.. No? Why not?You're not one of those xenophobic, intolerant, and hateful low IQ people like Trump are you?Well are you?Maybe we should put you in the airlock, too. Then we'll have even more room for the immigrants.
You now remember the blast shield song.
>>219065542You monster
I just finished watching Voyager Season 1 for the first time. My top 5 episodes are:>Prime Factors>Cathexis>Learning Curve>Eye of the Needle>EmanationsWhat are /trek/'s favorite VOY S1 eppys?
>>219071586There's not even 200 hrs counting the cartoons >STD 65 episodes >SNW 46 at the end of season 5>Lower Decks 50 episodes of 30 minutes >Prodigy 40 episodes of 30 minutes
>>219049217You got beat by 30 seconds
when does ds9 get good
>>219052709Isn't that just a wild coincidence . . . like some other numbers that just don't add up . . .
I watched ToS for the first time this year. Should I TNG?
>>219074556yeah
>>219074600Ok thanks frend
got my bottle of kanar and some ketracel whitenothing wrong on a saturday night
>>219074717I wouldn't mind a few lines of k-white tonight
>>219074556No. You watched the only Real Trek.
>>219052709It didn't happen.But they deserved it.
>>219074806bro, Ketrocel white is actually just Weyoun's semen
What was the moral of this episode? Sometimes child protective services jumps to conclusions?
>>219075037If that were true the Dominion wouldn't have been shitting themselves over the mine field cutting off their supply.
>>219075043Trekisodes with weird/off-putting morals are the ones that still get talked about>Suddenly Human>For the Uniform>Tuvix>Cogenitor
Data literally gets more retarded and robotic every passing season.
>>219075252
>>219075204Most of the Weyoun clones were still jerking off in the Gamma Quadrant. Logistically, it was a nightmare.
>>219075363What do their manginas even look like
>>219075319I always remember how that banana split was blue for no reason at all.
>>219075405they spawn like salmon and play rock paper scissors to see who lays the eggs and who nuts on them
>>219075405
>>219075405Ever see the Predator without his mask?Teeth included.
>>219051040Nope. It was a corset, that enhanced her assets, but they were still real. Jeri Ryan was (and still is) quite big.
>>219075429Yeah what the fuck?
>>219075748What is that stuff
>>219075883Looks like blueberry yogurt
Oof
>>219075748Just space food things I guess
What's wrong anon, you've barely touched your cold plate of live worms
>being stabbed made me change my reckless ways>therefore if I stop myself from being stabbed I will … not be recklessIt doesn’t make much sense when I actually think about it
>>219053216It might be because jews aren't as visible in Bongland but the Ferengi always gave me jeet vibes more than anything.
>>219077453Are you being autistic on purpose?
Proposal: Encourage the Chinese government to purchase paramount with the intent to reboot Star Trek under CCP supervision
As far as nepotism goes, this one was not so bad
>>219078738Sorta but it also doesn’t make sense that if getting stabbed was what makes him less reckless than not getting stabbed… but Q was just fucking with him anyways
>>219078874Who could be behind this post?
>>219070204So cringe
>>219078974I think the point was that it was a major life experience that changed his perspective. That's more complex than "is reckless vs. is not reckless"
>>219079173Well it had to be because the whole difference between the two Picard’s was one didn’t take chances or risk. Which seems like getting knifed taking risk would produce versus not getting knifed taking risk
>>219078606The Ferengi are what jews want everyone else to see jews as, the Bajorans are what jews see themselves as, and the Cardassians are how jews actually are.
>>219081205>The CardassiansThe Cardassians are the Israelis, the Founders are the true string-pullers, the Illuminati types.
>>219081205>>219081290The Cardassians are Germans, wholesome, decent folk.
Beverly stockingsStockings Beverly
>>219081205>The Ferengi are what jews want everyone else to see jews asMoney-hungry scheming goblins? Are you sure?
>>219078874>>219079125
>>219082770Bumbling, harmless money-hungry scheming goblins. The kind that might own a shitty bar and fail in most of his money-making schemes.
Why is Dax acting so squeamish in 'The Siege' S2 E3? She is hundreds of years old. She should not fear death anymore.
>>219083993Jadzia was a meek nerd before the symbiote turned her into a Klingaboo turbowhore. Sometimes the original host's personality bleeds through, like with that one Hannibal Lecter Dax.
>>219050830I never understood how this was some great moral quandary. Two of my subordinates (one of them vital to getting home) get horribly combined in an accident and this freakish resulting abomination starts mewling about its rights? I feel about as much sympathy for it as I do the salt vampire >boo hoo I could just ask you for salt and you would happily provide it but I prefer murdering for it. Pity me!>get phasered, monster>boo hoo I exist because two people with friends and family and responsibilities (things I don’t have because I’m 3 hours old) died and I want them to stay dead, I don’t care if that dooms your ship! Pity me!>get decombined, monster
can I skip the flahback episodes this watchthrough? they are extremely shitty
>>219086931It was a Riker hazard.
>>219084042The symbiont is just a basin of memories. Prove me wrong
It's been a long road
>>219060020My head canon is that the Trill symbionts are cousins of the Conspiracy bugs who tried to conquer Trill, were defeated, and worked out a treaty.
>>219088387They took over Jadzia's great great great grandmother and got addicted to gooning so gave up on galactic domination
>>219053301Klingons don't care about money, how are they Jews?
>>219088809Old testament jews, violent and rapey
wisdom from the highwater tribe
>>219089645weird that you post this because I just stayed up all night.
>>219089654our ancestors are speaking to youyou must listenakoocheemoya
>>219075590no.
>>219089717Long nose tribe tells heap big lies
>>219076065How much do these out of work actors make on residuals? Is it enough to live on?
>>219060020It was probably a college professor and his students similar to how people today will deliberately infect themselves with tapeworms and other parasites to study them.
>>219060020Was it ever explained why the Trill's lied about how many % of the population was actually compatibleThat episode was really quickly forgotten
>>219090340They can whore themselves out to fatties at conventions
>>219090862Limited supply of the worms, I'd reckon.Though why they're in high demand I don't get, who'd want to subsume their personality to a weird old grub
>>219077231>Picard trying to negotiate with hostile aliens on the viewscreen>Sudden rumbling coming from Worf’s quarters>*BRAAAAAAHP*>I apologize for the interruption. Our security chief must have eaten some bad Gagh.>You must leave our sector immediately or face the consequences!>Instead of threatening us, have you considered->*PLOOOOOOOOORP*
>>219090862They didn't want the symbionts to simply be purchased by the highest bidder.It kind of gets remembered when Ezri who wasn't at all training to become a host gets Dax.
>>219090340main actors from tng-voy are doing very well. ent was hurt by not making it to syndication. no residuals for TOS
>>219090340The original Alexander from Reunion only killed himself.
>>219091240Now ENT and DS9 however...yikes
As a hag affecianado, I say Jadzia won in the long run. Would either, though.
>>219091240The main actors probably hired accountants to put their money to work so it would come back as passive income years later. Streaming only shows fuck actors over since they have no second life. Even successful streaming shows don’t make anywhere near as much money as long running syndicated shows. A show that’s born on Netflix has nowhere to go once it ends.
What the fuck were they going for with Harry Kim saying he remembers being in his mother's womb? If it was a later season I could understand the writers just shitting on the character/actor, but this is like episode 5.
>>219092020Asians = high IQ = better memory
>>219092020Why are most people’s first memories taking a poop? The world doesn’t need to make sense
>>219092020Because it's the only pussy he ever got
>>219092020Chuds with rose-tinted visors will never admit it, but a good chunk of VOY dialogue feels written to make the male characters seem like losers compared to the badass super-genius females.
>>219092178Harry repeatedly plowed that Varro scientist Tal, you know, the one from the generation ship.
>>219092220>Chudsindian
>>219092463A-koo-chee-moya.
>>219091103>from Worf’s quartersWhy not from the restroom on the bridge they never mention but was definitely there
71 years old today
>>219092436actually its implied their parts are incompatible. i cant remember if he fucked his alt timeline fiance. its possible the only verified intercourse for young harry was in the alt future where he bred kes's daughter. which means prime harry never had sex during the series.
>>219092846they should have done another tng movie instead of that picard series horseshit. diana going full lwaxana and seducing the antangonist would be great
>>219089136>Our gods are dead. Ancient Klingon warriors slew them a millennium ago. They were more trouble than they were worth.
>>219092846Has anyone ever become more lazy with their fucking actingTroi is just British at this point because Sirtis stopped trying
>>219093635Kinoooooooo
>>219093642>at this point30 years too late to be making this observation
>>219092928Their parts must have been compatible enough to infect Harry with the mind control virus that makes him try to mutiny. Again.
There are only four episodes between Scorpion Pt 2 and The Raven. That's pretty quick to stumble across Seven's past.
>>219081399>Hire a hot woman who is fit and a dancer>Keep her coveredThat's a missed opportinity.
>>219094958The whole quadrant revolves around Seven after she joins.
>>219096226>post the no-no gamer word on the blue board>kvetch when you get slapped on the wrist for it
>>219096226I was sent to the brig before for quoting Far Beyond the Stars once
>>219096298It’s only really justifiably enforceable if it’s actually just off topic or spammed as an insult. That being said I haven’t been banned for the gamer word in like 6 years. Surely a coincidence and not the work of Bajorists.
Garak Wang
>>219092928>prime harryHe already died and never touched grass
>60th anniversary of Star Trek>there is nothing making it knownWhat's the deal?
>>219098553>he doesn’t know
>>219098553For me it's>TOMY announces new die-cast ship models that are to scale with each other>this gets dropped and they focus on large expensive light-up display pieces instead>Eaglemoss/Hero Collector ends the Official Starships Collection and under Fanhome they only make nuTrek ships that really only a small number of completionists would want>Nacelle keeps having problems with China and shipping their orders out
>>219098618are things really that dire with nutrek dying?
right here. This is the moment for a punch and disarm then to shoot the other two.
Lol ... how is this viable.Once Dax is in the other body, he could just say "Ok now switch me and let this guy die."once a trill unites with a symbiote they can't live without it.
>>219098553The death of Kurtzman Trek is the best 60th anniversary celebration one could ask for.
>>219099282The symbionts aren’t actually sentient or have free will. They are nothing without their hosts
>>219091654Ick.Imagine the smell.
>>219092178What about the chick that died, was buried in space, and resurrected by an alien species? Weren't she and Harry fucking before she died?
>>219098992Fuck nuTrek.I'll happily piss on its grave
>>219098553SFA was supposed to be their 60th anniversary project and bring in a new generation of fans. Remember that Kurtzman and Frakes are on record saying how shocked they are that the show never caught on with younger viewers.
Why the heck was Dax being so mean as Varaad?
>>219100229Why should they be shocked? The show makes the young cadets look as stupid and unlikeable as Kurtzman himself.
>>219100551>This well sell our universe to high school and college students
>it's the show's resident Spock Knockoff (or Second Spock Knockoff in Seven's case) has a child who dies episode
they should have seatbelts on start ships
>>219094462>has the face of a rat
>>219100622how the fuck did she get into OCS?
>>219100402Symbionts are arrogant by themselves, and in this case since Verad was ill-suited for joining, the slug's personality took him over. What you see is how Dax is really like.
>>219101067How did the gay Klingon make it off Kronos alive?
>>219101007They did in a Nemesis deleted scene, so ironically they were only on an end ship.
>>219101136Kronos was destroyed in the Bern.
>>219101242Did all the straight Klingons explode because both Klingons in SFA are in same sex relationships.
porthos is dead now
>>219100887Is that cheese on her head
>>219101476All three dogs that played him would be by now, yes.>>219101499but his spirit lives on
>>219101476He counts as a character on ENT, so he'll be in the Highest Heaven with Bakula and the other ENT Cast members.
>>219101091Did someone say "slug"?So Hoshi and Pflox leave sluggo on a new planet and says to the slug, "It’s not that hard to adapt."So is there a chance this thing evolved into a separate species of symbiote?
>>219101706Porthos was played by five separate beagles... All female.
>>219101210I’ve just seen so many scenes of the bridge shaking violently and people flying all over it gets a little silly that there’s nothing to strap them in
>>219101830How dull did you want your science fiction to be?
>>219049196Good Morning crewmen!Sorry I'm late, the multi-phasic sauté module overloaded again, I nearly scorched all the Leola Roots!Care for a bowl?
what would shran have called mayweather if that ever had come up
the bathroom situation must be really something, I imagine a row of normal toilet stalls with the final one being a handicap sized stall with just a raised hole for whatever appendage wouldn't work sitting on a toilet
>>219102139"Brownskin"?Which is really about as meh as the question itself.
>>219102390your whore mother is meh
>>219101395we see their straggot parents (devils threesome though)
I forgot the show acknowledges that the Maquis are stubborn idiots.
>>219102270theyre probably just unispecies cubes where you shit/piss/cum anywhere and it gets replicated away and turned into one of counselor troi's sundaes or picard's earl grey
>>219101499Take a shot every time someone in Voyager has to put a device on their head or neck.
Hate Kliggers, Jem'Higgers, and Hirogeniggers.Don't trust Romuheebs, Ferengikes, Foundsraelis, Vortajudes, 84semetic2, or HeBreens.Maquis monkeys and Bajypsies are smelly idiots.Borg drones aren't people.Fedtards are pussies.I'm a loud, proud Chadassian.
>>219102919Scum of the galaxy
>>219102139Nigger
>>219102139star trek sexhole
>>219102919Cardassia is a third-rate power.
fanfiction level nonsense that cardassicunts would know about hirogens, 8472
>>219102697if the federation stayed out of it like they said they would, the maquis would win
alright, here we go
>>219103409Somehow, Seska returned.
Hoshi's slutty nips and midriff
>>219093642To be fair Majel never even tried doing an accent for Lwaxana (nor did any other Betazoid actor IIRC), and she first showed up when Marina was still trying to do it
>>219101927I also love prologues like "Welcome to the year 2020. After a catastrophe threatened to wipe out the planet, humanity set aside their differences and banded together to..."
>>219103605Her body betrays her here.
>>219103605nipol
>>219101927IT IS THE YEAR 2005
>Tell Keiko...about my sexual organs...
>>219105439N'Pol
>>219105569If replicant Miles survived it would be a whole ethical nightmare as to what rights he was owed. He was every bet as alive and sentient as Data.>The real Miles gets to continue living his life on DS9>You however, have committed treason. Enjoy watching Molly grow up from behind bars
tucker trying to talk to aliens when the translator isnt working is always great
>>219105762textbook entrapment. he gets off on appeal and then gets off inside fertile spoonhead pussy on risa for the rest of his life
this makeup is insane for a weekly tv series
>>219107162This should piss more people off. NuTrek has a much higher budget and produces much fewer episodes per year, yet the makeup and costumes still look mediocre. Meanwhile actors like Brent Spiner and Armin Shimmerman were in the makeup chair four hours a day, every day, for years and years.
>>219107544I'm more disappointed that they wouldn't even give coloured contacts to the chick playing a pure-blooded Betazed.
>>219107544Season 1 TNG makeupmogs them all
>>219107744What a sexy race.
>>219107703i dont believe you. thats horrible
>>219107162>>219107544>>219107744I recently found out why this is a thing and honestly it's pretty infuriating.It's because SAG has so much power now that there are a bunch of protections for actors when it comes to wearing prosthetics and shit. If you get cast for a role that calls for prosthetics, for example, and you decide that you can't wear them for health reasons or something, any excuse really, they are forced to scale them back. They cannot go with someone else for that reason or they'll violate the SAG guidelines.It's why only some of the Klingons in Academy had forehead prosthetics, and why the ones that did have them look like shit. Because they're light, cheap pieces of silicone designed around not having to have an actor sit in a make-up chair for like 4-6 hours every day before shooting.This is a huge issue in Hollywood.Not only is it making everything look FAR WORSE but it's also making production costs prohibitively expensive. You have to pay extras so much now, you can't "overwork them," or the crew. People wonder why Trek or other new shows don't have 20+ episode seasons and that's why. They can't do it anymore and stay within the SAG/crew union guidelines. They will simply not allow people to work so many hours anymore. t. guy who worked as a grip for a while
>>219107976My pet peeve about Hollywood overregulation is that they don’t cast monkeys and apes anymore, relegating them to shitty zoo habitats where they can’t even smoke cigarettes or drink.
>>219108098thats a good point.
vulcan aids was a nice touch
>>219107976>People wonder why Trek or other new shows don't have 20+ episode seasons and that's why. They can't do it anymore and stay within the SAG/crew union guidelines. They will simply not allow people to work so many hours anymore.That and you're no longer selling blocks of ad space for highly viewed shows. I've noticed services like Hulu air the same ads during every show. Because the ads are tailored to you as an individual and not an age demographic. The streaming model has irreparably damaged how television shows are made.
What would a based Star Trek equivalent look like? Independent planet-states? White humans only? No alien racemixing? Active murder of bankers? Arming alien worlds with advanced tech? Ore processing stations? Help me imagine Star Trek: The Based Generation.
>>219108822Just tell the true story of the Bajoran occupation and how Cardassia selflessly brought a bunch of sectarian religious tribal freaks into the modern age.
>>219108822
