JD's leaving edition>FTL News-- Ash showed up to confront JD about getting lewd with Laura-- Team Normies vs Team Autists it's autists up 10 and normies with 6-- Michael-- Cleej>Links:https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5>>219124983
>Uh yeah leaving would be mad gay, you shouldn't lea- ACK
bros im drunk
>Got covered in puke for nothing
>>219126385what are we drinking anon
>"Free tts" if they're nice to JD>go to send one>have to pay
why is JD leaving to protect his GF when she's already seen him groping, kissing, and slapping the ass of a latina. she aint gonna stay with you bro lmao
>>219126385me 2
What if they push elimination because James Snake got JD to leave? Then it would only be him and Emma up.
JD never could've won anyway so just let him leave.
his girlfriend wasn't even mad about the doxing shit she was mad that it looked like she grabbed some sea monkey and kissed her neck and got a boner. she didn't say shit about the doxing at all even though he kept pretending like that was the issue and she kept mentioning how he did stuff to the ugly fat troglodyte. is he fucking retarded? now he doesn't even get a chance for any kind of redemption and everyone will just remember him leaving and the last thing being him """""cheating""""" on his girlfriend.
>>219126425He's leaving to protect her from mean discord messages.
>>219126363kek
>>219126412white claw surge and budweiser
JD is one of those gays who fucks women to try to prove to themselves they aren't gayso he fucks a lot and is a super AIDS spreadereveryone he's fucked need to get checked for AIDS
NIGGER
>Laura actually tilted She lost a lot of aura
would you?
befriending JC, proving im not like the other fishtank fans, getting shitfaced with her on oriental spirits at home, making messy melancholy love once and only once, and entering a lifelong companionship of unspoken platonic passion for the rest of our incel lives
They're still doing an elimination later this week with the Tards with Immunity, right?
>production trying to get JD to stay>Laura keeps trying to make him leave even harder
>>219126470no way you're autistic enough to believe that
>>219126479in a heartbeat
>>219126423lel
Laura is so annoying. Already overacting again. Let the bit fucking die please
>>219126479regretfully, yes
WHY IS DIRECTOR MODE NOT ON THE GUY LEAVING FAGGOTS
>>219126443what reasonable person would give a shit about that when she's going to breakup with you regardless
>>219126498Nah you can tell that she's actually mad now.
>>219126507the retard is much better
>>219126479fuckin kick to the jaw
it is crazy how quick JD got a boner from a half a second interaction
>>219126507He's had enough screentime already saying his goodbyes
>>219126507he's not leaving tonight
>>219126479My heart only belongs to Bongo
>>219126488she just doesnt get it
>>219126479HELLNO. i would never tie my karma to this thing
landon gotta have the biggest in-tank glow up
>>219126507hes going to spend the night coping and hold court again in the morning for a final verdict
>>219126533most people would get a boner when a latina grinds their ass into your cock while you kiss their neck
y'all need to apologize to the barber NOW
>>219126504>Already overacting againOveracting is very compelling to autsits who struggle to read faces and emotions (that's why anime is so popular with them too, real fact btw).So this audience actually enjoys the overacting a lot because they know what is happning.
I would have the biggest boner if Laura was doing all of this to me ngl
>>219126479After seeing her out of shapewear? No
SHES MAD THAT HE KISSED LAURA NOT MAD THAT PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO FUCK WITH HER WTF HE'S IN DENIAL
Her spanish is actually pretty bad kek
>>219126507i shit in ur mouth
>>219126507landon mogs
>>219126560>NOOOOO PLEASE DONT SUCK MY DICK NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Which fishtank orbiter will rape Laura in the off-season?
i like closing my eyes and listening to laura and imagining everything she says coming out of her natural hamplanet face
>>219126544Chad Kroeger's autistic son
reply to this post with your rarest red bams
>>219126595Jimmy
>losing the gf anyways>leaves the 50k anywaysWhat a retard
>>219126573it's a bit
>>219126607i dont save that nasty shiti might have some other rare stuff if anyone has requests
>>219126507the fuck you gonna do about it?
>>219126612>Shit gf, easily get another>200k+ salaryChad stays winning
>gets slapped by james drake againOH YEAH! FUCK!
Listen to all the i hope she breaks up with you comments. Lmao she's genuinely pissed.
>>219126575like a genuine Americano
>>219126612>>219126612his gf will stay for his money and use it to guilt trip him into doing her bidding forever
Yeah, this faggot is staying.
why do americans drink fridge water out of big red plastic cups
>He gets to milk this all night
>saves your season
man i still can't believe landon clutched the win with the burger challenge. that was insane
>>219126669it's filtered unlike gross tap water
>>219126666wasted quads
her skin flaps are probably crazy
Laura is a fat chick who used surgery to enter a not fat body which means her blowjobs will invert your balls
>>219126669American water is basically liquified plastic anyway
>>219126685LETTUCE
Laura's spazzing super hard
>>219126669I don't think they have other drinkware that isn't empty liquor bottles
>>219126718She needs her pill cocktail
>>219126685
>>219126666blesed post makes it reality. meme magic. JD wins.
>>219126718after noticing her diabetic patch, I think she's low on sugar or some shit
>>219126683>mogs your tank>seizes out>never to be seen again
>>219126683Not really
>>219126709she was formerly huge. she looks crazy gross naked id bet
>>219126710she blows ur dick till u expand like a balloon
>>219126627>>219118970bingo ai vid this anon mentioned?
>>219126709>probablyyou can see how beat and fucked up she looks
Is this freak really going to stay the night?
fake shitty bit. this is why people prefer pee poo house.
>>219126767i dont save that nasty shitanything that isnt nasty shit
>>219126683cringe
>>219126683she is forced and lame
>free coddle TTSGreat, now this faggot is going to get gassed up and decide to stay.
>haha i'll stay one more night, laura please dont get in my bed and ride my cock!
>>219126767the only bingo ai video i saw was a pov of you laying on a bathroom floor and bingo walks up in thigh highs and heels and kicks you in the balls
>>219126784tsmt
Landon is actually handsome when he doesn't talk (autism accent is too strong) and you can't see his weird posture
>fake laura having a medical episode>now JD can stay
emma's just wiping up her puke feet and not showering?
>>219126790>you don't understand!!! her act is actually sophisticated and lowkey genius!!!
errrrrm does anyone have the bongo freestyle "mic drop" bars?
>>219126819if she showers she melts
>>219126814what camera?
>>219126813He needs to win the money, get his teeth fixed, and start working outHe would easily become a chad
>>219126834>sophisticated and lowkey geniusnigga watching the peepoo poopoo show talking about sophisticated genius
Minge should learn from Laura and start grabbing Landon's cock and sucking him off, it'd be such a great hassle!
>>219126841dorm, downstairs hallway and foyer
>>219126813almost everybody is more attractive before hearing them speak
>>219126813trvke
>>219126814I fucking called it lmao
>>219126814>>219126883but of course
>>219126883hell yeahyou domed those faggots
wait where tf is Lara
>>219126819I've seen so much weird shit like this on this show like>preparing food for other people and touching it without washing their hands and who knows when the last time they even washed their hands was while doing a bunch of disgusting shit>putting knives they just used that are dirty back in the knife rack>just wiping shit off on their shirt like piss like that's good enough and their hand is clean now>standing around covered in puke and laying on shit and touching everything>what you said, just wiping puke off their feet and they think they're clean now
yeah whatever happened to the japanese using footsteps to generate electricity
if i was on this show i would shower with my clothes on
i would do it with the door open
>>219126928most ppl aren't clean freaks like we retardsobserve this irl toowomen are generally worse offenders
>>219126968Why
>>219126928mentally disabled people have problems maintaining basic hygiene
>ghost community
>>219125669Landon keeps scratching his head too. Headlicetank?
>>219126968i would make someone wash my balls for me like in the hospital
>>2191269821. theres no washing machine2. it would be a funny bit to do every morning to hang out sopping wet
>>219126928100iqs struggle to understand bacteria and microbesit'd be a stretch for one of these retards.
What caused Landon's cope confessional
Do they even have soap in that house? I always imagine at the beginning of the season that they do have but by the end of the season there is no more soap to use
>>219126999he said he had dandruff problems and asked for anti dandruff shampoo on one of the first days
if landon used $50k for cheese fries he could eat one a day for 22 years
is there another thread or are we just going slow
>>219127056he started off by apologizing for being mopey the last days, now just talking to tts
>>219127093>>219126348threads were split1 post apart, both are semi-active, no one is migrating
>>219127093can you not search ftl on the catalog? retard
>>219127110ill just split myself in two
>>219127110>>219127126CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>219126553
guess whos cleanin the jungle tomorrow, hehehe
what the fuck is with these unsure contestantsbulk doesnt thinkhe knows
>>219126612>>leaves the 50k anywaysYou're absolutely delusional and <100IQ if you think JD ever had a chance at winning any season of Fishtank ever
JDsisters.... how do we explain this one?
>none of the fish or even production for that matter even remember/know what bingo and bongos actual names arelol
>>219127274how about you explain what you are even posting
>>219127113who fuckin cares enough to frantically search like a rat for split shit threadsi can fuckin hear your claws scratching at the keyboard and it makes me sick
>>219127295ash dox, trans
>>219127309lol thats her?
>>219127309looks nothing like herpost links, proof, something
>>219127274WHAT THE FUCK
>>219127329not happening, first day back posting off a 14 day ban for the bingo/bongo house dox, find it yourself
>>219127297so mad that you don't know how to use the site kek >who fuckin cares you cared enough to make a post asking other people to figure it out for you when you could have found out for yourself 1 second if you weren't a helpless retard. you probably ask people to google shit for you too retard.
>>219127349kek okay faggot, you're bullshitting
>>219127309you are completely retarded fucking retarded zoomer faggots
>>219127363alrighty then, whatever you saaaay
>>219127329The person that was piloting the indian zoom bot looked really close to that person after losing 10-20kg
>>219127349>Can't figure out how to beat a 4chan ban>Able to competently doxPick one
>>219127422>can figure out how to ban evade>can't figure out where fishtank doxes keep getting posted and check for yourselfngmi
>I've always been more n word
>>219127448he said n wor?
>>219127447I'm impressed you're going so far out of your way to be this retarded
emmas jew bf twitterhttps://x.com/haydenfcomedy
>>219127563bars
>>219126363
>>219127584holy chud
>>219127563actually hard as fuck
its over
while we're doxxing people what's munts (twins mom) real name?
>>219126442I miss vicky
>>219127353kek... look at this rat gofuck man, wear gloves so u won't wake the sleepers
Jet, we need ASMR TTS this is getting out of hand
>>219127691same
>>219127697nah you're retarded and dunno what you're doing but now you do so remember me every time you search the catalog because I just taught you how to do it redditor
i miss midge
>S3E4>Haven't even reached the computer part of the seasonHow many episodes are they going to make?
>>219127743Redditors mog you sexually, financially and politically
i miss vimp
Well, at the bare minimum, JD isn't a bottom
>>219127784nobody cares faggot
>New door opens in 2 days
>>219126433JD walks, Emma gets kicked. Bring in more retarded freeloaders and turn this shit up
>If i get 10 fortune cookies I'll show you my feet>doesn't do it Fuck her
Had a dream last night that I was on the fishtank but I kept pissing blood
>>219127772go back
If JDs soon to be ex gf is actually a bf then he has literally nothing to lose if he grabs the illegal immigrant and strongarms her into the bathroom with himAt least she has an actual vagina
emma bfhttps://www.instagram.com/haydenfcomedyhttps://www.thebash.com/stand-up-comedian/hayden-fredriksen
james drake and his loyal squire
would be fun to run the lie detector bit on this cast, especially james drake
>>219127795>it's the BRICK ROOM>there's also a NEW FREELOADER recommended by the fishgooncord
>>219127274Schizo posting, thats not even remotely her. Same with the twitch account you “found” lmao. fucking hell
>>219127857I'm more good looking than him, I can take his bitch. I'm Asian btw
how is Emma's stock lower than the guy who's leaving?
>>219127792...
>>219127857>gf looks like a 12 yo boypedophile
he is the godnigger. thems is just the fax
>>219127857getting major isaac vibesnot a good sign
>bantfag circlejerk hours
>>219127857bet hes not funny
Odds of this nigga waking everyone up when he starts ticcing?
i only post about tj when someone else brings him up but its funny to assert the basic historical facts of his many victories and see how mad it still makes people
>>219127857proof?
>>219127919that's just an accurate reflection of how much of a nonentity she is
>>219127893Molestro enters the tank fishtank chat goes wild
They would never kidnap a failed impersonator gas station attendant and trap him for 3 weeks in S5
>>219127857that guy is married, I don't think it's him
Did Skull fucking died? What happened with him trying to swat the house and constantly calling the cops on the fish?
>>219127942its time to sleep anyway, all the fish are done for the night
>>219127857>>219127857>Already a wigger's whore to begin with anywayKekaroo
>>219127857julius coded
>only a 4 week season then I'll never see you guys for another 6 months minimum I don't want to lose you bros
>>219126479Pass
>>219127965Government took away his gibs. Now he can only afford so many minutes a month on his cell phone.
>>219127950>2%they've been sleeping through obnoxious tts
>>219127961tru
>>219127965Bam's wife said they got whoever was swatting the house weeks ago...
>>219127973We’ll meet up again for the next avant garde stream
>>219127857>https://www.thebash.com/stand-up-comedian/hayden-fredriksenCould do better than Emma tbf
Gemmer
>>219127857hell yes
>>219127950tomorrow is blane day
Thread theme
>>219127973I'm never coming back. Starting now, actually. Have a good life, everyone
>>219127965He's in PPV or someone pretending to be him. Also didnt he get doxed himself?
DA BINK!
>>219128001BLANETRAIN
>>219128006
>>219128002the beatles are gay sorry
>>219127950seems like he's sleeping more comfortably with the tard reich than alone, big W today blane/bulk
>>219127889shadowfax
>>219128006fucking gross
Is we getting Laura in the hot tub with her weird gross body?
I woke up on the wrong side of the shed I'd place the blame on myself even if I’m deadI made amends with a theory that I put to restI spend it all everytime down to the last centI heard a voice in the woods with an accentI had a choice and I chose to be absent
>>219128006this bitch sucks
is laura staying for a while longer or is she leaving tomorrow?
Jimmycord BinxcordNinacordcan you guys just fuck off or something?
I really don't get how JD buried himself like this. You're on a reality show, you have to play things up for the audience. Just say it was a peck for the audience and you haven't jerked off in two weeks so you got a chub. It's not like they made out. He's making things worse for himself by doing this. Hope he mans the fuck up in the morning. Also this backing down shit is probably going to make things worse. Trolls are like hyenas. Might even try fucking with his job.
>>219128022Bongo's fat saggy tiddies bouncing up and down
>>219128006I'd rather fuck Vicky
>>219127973There's a place where you can talk about fishtank all the time.
What kind of freeloader do you guys want next?
>>21912800635 btw
>>219127833I had a dream that I guess I was on fish tank or something because everyone from this season was there. but instead of a house it was like some kind of huge vacation resort hotel thing that had multiple buildings and we were walking around and going to different parts of the resort and every room had a tv with a super smash bros set up. then bingo and bongo were hanging around me and one of them said I stink and I was like oh maybe it's because we've been doing stuff for the past few days like some kind of challenge we were doing and then I was like wtf but I showered why do I stink? and they were like I dunno. then we went to some restaurant at the resort and JD was buying stuff and he tried to buy something but his credit card got declined and the production came and he found out somehow his bank account was negative and then everything he had bought at the resort so far kept making his bank account go more and more negative and he was like great I have to deal with this. then I was sitting at a table with everyone about to eat a bunch of food and I sat at the end of the table because I stank and wanted to get away from everyone then ellie from season 4 sat next to me and JD so I was like sitting on the corner of the table with them crowded around me. then I was self conscious that I smelled bad still and looked over and saw another tv with a smash bros set up and said "every room in this place has smash bros" then I woke up.
>>219128045JD's tranny gf
>>219128045johnny neptune
>>219128045fat
>>219128019You a pedo klaus
>>219126612>attend jet's "get famous for free" house>sleep with his cumbunny, laugh in jet's face as he seethes>beat him the fuck up in the boxing ring very next day>make your cuckquean gf at home learn her place>make the production beg for you to staywiggers humiliated, JD total victory
>>219128045jobe
>>219128045HOT GIRL FREELOADER
>>219128006love this hag
>>219128045
>>219128045>ENTER
>>219128045The Vickster
>>219128006hag and a bad woman
>>219128052It would be the first hoy girl of the season
>>219128045Great big fatso
Did anyone get a clip of when they hid the Twins under the couch int he Glassroom?
>>219128045can you post a pic of your penis so we know its youalso jet's dad johnny neptune, along with jets ex gf that his dad fucked
>>219126685What exactly was on his burger I wasn't paying enough attentionDid they just give him a regular burger with lettuce tomato and ketchupguessing wrong was a big penalty, having no confidence probably worked in his favor
>>219128060no u
>>219128006Why is she like this?
I wish big shadia was here
Dude Bam gonna come back like Dude WTF LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>>219128076>tfw it’s 4 am and no vickster confessional
>>219128099I wish she never came here again
*wins season 5*
>>219128045Ghost politics, but you let him wear a skull mask so he doesn't get doxxed.
>>219128048no kiss ?
>>219128102
>>219128102XD !!!
why did jet tweet that ian pic
I'm fat. Hahah
>>219128099whaddup
>>219128006binky <3
>>219128114it was a joke
>what the fuck you looking at RETOORD>nahimjustkiddingHow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>219128094Mental illness.
I’m gay give me money
>>219128107she was our night content girl
>>219128001forced gay
the michael politics community
>>219128102>Hey Landon, I've been following what's going on hahaha, I heard you ate that burger blindfolded. Dude, could you really tell that there was cheese in that thing? I met a cheesemaker once while touring with Slipknot in Mexico, he gave me this cool tattoo and a block a cheese hahhaha
>>219128045the unc musician guy who worked with lil wyte
why are the kiwi nigs so insistent jd's gf is some random trans when we clearly saw a biological woman on the screen?
>>219128114ides of march dude
>>219128045frank
SLEEP TANK FUCKIN SUCKS
>>219128142>block a cheeseit would be a wheel of cheese, numb nutsL
>>219128150They're clinically retarded.
>>219128126cool hat
>>219128045claire
>>219128135I had dream that vicky and I were friends and she asked me to buy her a 3ds
emma and blane colab coming up
>>219128158seriously, talk about nontent
>>219128159not if it's in a block shape
>>219128168>I had dream that vicky and I were friends and she asked me to buy her a 3dsand you did right? right?
>>219128126Flip her titty
>>219128119just bumpin the comedown and getting high how about you
flying to portland and living homelessly for weeks until i can track the movements of jc well enough to engineer an accidental run-in and build up daily conversations until she trusts me enough to invite me to live on her couch when i tell her im homeless
Sometimes I wonder where my son would be if he were to have actually joined the Navy instead of lying about it back in the day.
>>219128171Blane likes lolis so Emma is happy to finally have a male who will lust over her flat puberty looking acne ridden body
>>219128126Touch her scalp
>>219128188I think I said I had an extra pink 3ds for some reason that I could give her
Reminder that a lot of people out there are like JDThis isn’t even about him being effeminate but what he pulled in his gf was textbook narcissistic abuse he probably would have been way more disgusting if no cameras were on him.Anissa knew what’s up when she said she hates how he always has some sort of excuse or something to justify his Ls.If your partner makes you feel like you can never be right even when you have a fucking clip proving it, just take the emotional L and break up, you’ll never convince someone like that of their own selfishness.That shit was mad funny but not in a lolcow way I bet everyone here actually knows someone like Gay D irl
I think Fishtank SUCKS!
>>219128206I feel the Vickster would prefer a non pink 3ds but I could be very wrong
>>219128196shockingly flat, no tits at all
>You hit the local out of town diner for a coffee to go (You're driving up to Winnemucca overnight)>You see Jet and Ben sat at a table eating ham and eggs>You've got a few mins to wait for the coffee so might as well go over and talk to themWhat do you do or say?
So there haven't been any real eliminations this season and we're down from 10 fish to 5, kekif Emma makes it to the final 4 I'll be pissed.
>>219128216Thanks for the advice, queen
>>219128221I was kind of thinking that too like she would think it's gay but who knows
Who could they get as a freeloader to replace JD's role in the tank?
>>219128191Im fat lol
>>219128236you because youre a faggot too
>>219128231thats right.
ding!
>>219128226Take the nearest bottle and smash it against Jet's skullNahimjustkidding
>>219128226cum on bens bald head then leave before recieving my coffee
i guess pretend sleeping is the strat now
>you now remember Bam is the host of this show
>>219128241haha *smirks* good one man, you saying that really calms me down actually. i'll raise a glass to that, good sir
emma
>>219128226I order them six more helpings of eggs each and say >You don't need to explain S5 to me, but you need to eat these
>>219128261does anyone have the edit of everyone lying down in i think b2
>>219128237dammmnnnn
the tank desperately needs an alex b type asian and a black nerd
>>219128263Who?
>>219128218why doesnt she get that fuckin thing removed
>>219128275>a black nerdjet said he wanted to get knowsal on
>>219128283I'm gonna simp for her when she starts posting
havent watched since the night laura showed uphas anything happened?some shit got thrown out of the house?
Post your top 5 production members of all time:1. Jet2. Mints3. Ben4. Sam5. Vance
>>219128226pull up the pic of jets moms pussy and asshole
>>2191282921. The potted plant next to the couch bingo and bongo sleep on in Bar
PUT A KNOS ON
>>219128226>love what u guys are doing with the show>keep makin 'em seethe>see ya, enjoy the food
Bring back James kick out the twins
>>219128292what happened to >the british guy from season 2&3>cowboy
Aside from James Drake and his gf, most people this season have been ugly :/
>>219128292Is this ranked from most rapeable to least?
>>219128289 Same.
>>219128226can you guys put a piper on? thanks.
JD is a fantastic fishtank contestant and if Jet had half a brain he'd do anything in his power to have him there until the finale.
>>219128302KYSN
>>219128302free my nigga knoswal
kf thinks picrel is jd's gf lol
>>219128314You have a skewed perception. Just cus someone isn't a chad or stacy doesn't make them ugly. The rest are pretty average except vicky
>>219128333why is kf so incompetent
>>219128324Not the finale but long enough to get hassled.
>>219128333looks like it
>>219128314yea ellie and jet live together, he is full on pussy whipped so he can't risk having an attractive woman around. I was saying this shit on day 2 when the full cast arrived and there wasn't a single bad bitch, which if you've watched fishtank before is not the usual MO of jet and the wiggers
Can we have an Ignore JD Day? Like that's the only reason you could deal with a narcissist like that.I imagine the more you try to ignore him and not care if he leaves, the more he will want to stay. Dude loves the attention.
>>219128314emma is a gem
>>219128333Kiwiniggers are subhuman
>>219128312glad this doesn't have sam's try-hard pseudo-artist touch
Is Emma flat? that's kind of hot
>>219128333fucking retards lol
>Worst cast>Worst production>Worst season>No host>No concept>No content>MUH SERVER>MUH HARD WOOD FLOORKill yourself, Jet
>>219128324They are obviously trying to do that, but JD knows he needs to leave.
knoswal killing himself on stream would be good content jet
>>219128367>Worst castWrong.
JD mentioning the black and gold envelope in which the love letter came in indicated that he knew it was a fake letter. He knows how to play into bits and is a good fish. Most people just don't realize it.
>>219128216Ma'am, it was just a bit, Ashley laughed multiple times through the conversation. Try to calm down
>>219128367Its aids
>>219128314good... they should all be ugly the show is better with ugly tards to shit onthe pretty/cute whores are coddled
>>219128372Yes, it is
>>219128367hi anisa
>>219128375He's good at pretending to be straight too
JD's sister is a simpable mid
>>219128385Wrong.
>This is easier to clean. Astrol turf. Something I have no knowledge of fucking cleaning it upI think fishtank peaked here
>>219128367It's definitely missing Sam and a "hook"
>>219128361i need me an emma coded squire
>>219128314i'd honestly fuck blane before drake (but i'd still fuck drake ofc)
Nigwal
>>219126739This was a true underdog story I literally sat up and shout kino
>>219128289what makes you think that will ever happen
>>219128333because it isthey're right as per usual
>>219128386Hi whoever>>219128395No, I won
>>219128389>He's good at pretending to be straightnot really
>>219128396PROPER TOOLS
>>219128390Cute doggs
>>219128375Cheating on my girlfriend for the bit
Bashir![/spoiler l]https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774859046276151.mp4
what's up with her posture? it's actually horrible
i miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>219128333why would a guy making 300k lower himself to dating this freak and wig out about cheating on her with Laura
>>219128226I ask him to explain the damn stripes
>>219128226Yooo! Yo, yo, yo! Jet and Ben. I love Fishtank! MDE never dies, nigga! NIGGER! Sorry! Watch this: (does the tj dance and vaguely scats la bambo lyrics but gasses instantly and stumbles into another table) Haha sorry. Ermmm, sorry much? (gasping for breath) I follow ALL the threads. You know, TV, Bant, Reddit, Kiwifarms. I'm pretty much a super-duper-fan. Soooo where's my freeloader invite next season? Nahmjuskidding. (running to behind jets chair to be jet) Ermmm, Cryo much? Nahmjuskidding. Yo, check this out guys. (walks away then walks back up) I'm Bongo. (walks away then walks back up more thinly) And I'm Bingo. Nahmjuskidding. Nontent! Nontent! (snatches jets tec9 out of his waistband) Nontent! Wigger nontent! (blows brains out over their meal)
going on this show if you aren't extremely retarded and dirt poor is just mentally ill. why the fuck would you go on it if you actually have a job that pays good money?
I'm the next freeloader. Tune in tonight. Im not joking.
>>219128415she was born with a hunchback
How long in prison would you get for raping someone on the show?
My cute lil bongo makes up for today's scripted gay bit. :)
Im not trying to be that guy but for the people saying this isn't the worst season we've had; genuinely explain to me what entertaining shit we've seen other than liquids being thrown at each other and tossing people's shit out of the door
i will be thinking about midge tonight
>>219128390this just makes me genuinely sad this nice suburban family had their son turn out like that
I would rather die than spend 2 hours with JD but it's fun seeing all the internet weirdos lose their minds because an annoying guy with a weird body has a normal looking girlfriend
>>219128427boredom
>>219128437this season is built on personalities
>>219128431Do you think Jet and Ben would catch a charge too? Would be worth it to take them out
>>219128390It seems that his parents are pretty loaded, a fishtank classic
>>219128286knoswal will get absolutely roasted by tts he made lewd comments to a 17 year old on insta or something and the whole binx community seems to enjoy mocking him
>>219128390>your child is JDI would have been very embarrassed
>>219128437Season 2, Blood Games and 3 was the peakLeaving Burt in the desert was literally the finale
>>219128437zagnut challenge
>>219128437bashir preventing and countering the liquids and suitcase throwing
>>219128427"fun"
vicky simps deserve to be fucking lynched lmao
>>219128427this "show" has an allure that makes chronically online people want to be on it
>>219128446knos knights, our response?!
Who is Alex though
>>219128427attention
>>219128427allure of e-fame and wanting to prove you could do it better than the stupid fish you see
>>219128415she needs to fix that shit asapvery unattractive and unhealthy
>>219128437half-way genuine fish responsesthis season is 100% scripted and fuckin sucks
>>219128458idk why some guy is still spamming pictures of her in every thread to zero replies
>>219128390his dad looks mad gay
>>219128473midge filled the void the vicky void
>>219128349More like a coprolite
>>219128473angiepedos were doing that last season and josiepedos do it every season
If you could rape one person in the tank who would it be
>>219128427i make 12 bucks an hour and have no prospects in life should i go on
are they really gonna welcome him back to his cushy job after being on this show?
>>219128437>>219128471never mind, i read that shit wrongthis is the worst seasonit's all scripted/forced garbage
>>219128463
>>219128487mints
>>219128446even binx herself loves mocking him
>>219128487jet
>>219128487Ben
we need more Jet abuse content
Did she really get the wiggers hooked on Kratom?
>>219128470>fix thatHow?
>>219128470She's got nothing on Landon though. It's interesting how something as simple as posture can really change the way people perceive you.
>>219128427JD was struggling to come up with a reason when talking to his gf. something about 'proving something to himself'
>>219128442>this season is built on personalitiesyea and my dick is built on your forehead fucking retard, you're an idiot.Also every previous season had the same premise except shit was entertaining and not nerfed to throwing water on each other (which they can't do anymore kek) faggot
>>219128487Jet
Midge would've won the show.
>>219128510stop saying bad words, reply discarded.
>>219128487betty crocker bongo cosplay
>>219128449Correct sensible take for once
>>219128487Id deff rape bingbong in their sleep
>>219128487Bam's wife
Don't care at all about fishtank only watch for the twins.
>>219128487i'd present myself to blane &pray
>>219128510>previous seasons>shit was entertaining and not nerfed to throwing water on each otherYou didn't watch any of the previous seasons or you have a very selective memory and possibly a memory disorder that requires immediate medical attention
>>219128487frank or sam
>>219128402not posting here
>>219128488if you have no:>doxable interests or likely conversation topics>online footprint tied to face>expectation of fishtank making things better>physical insecurities>expectation of getting to laze around all season>trouble engaging with unfunny paypigsthen choose a fake name and go ahead
Is TTS off? There's literally nothing happening right now.
>>219128463Found a pic, he also goes by Peter
has vicky been heard from at all since leaving
>>219128541fair
>>219128438emma the kinda girl who would just go to work without complaining while you play video games all day
do you guys think Jet knows this season is dogshit, or do you think he actually thinks it's a good season>thoughts?
>>219128493Binx needs rape correction
>>219128507Im in a very similar position to JD, and this is the correct answer >>219128460I thought about it a few times. It is just alluring, I think I would be an /ftl/ favourite, and not as nearly as retarded as these other people. I also would love /ttl/ posting on stream like 2 weeks in when its too late to kick you off for petty reasons.
>>219128437something I like is it's the first fan cast season where they make an attempt at not being fan spergs, although some fish are doing terribly
>>219128463Ashe is a they/them plural, Alex is their DiD alter-ego
>>219128553he has verbally capitulated several times that the season is dogshit but he pulled something out of his ass tonight
>>219128563jd is my tulpa
>>219128543She changed her profile picture on insta and she posted a pic on her twitter and insta about being okay. She also has twitch she put into her bio on them.
>>219128553it's a good season
>>219128501Jet said during the first night he was already doing Kratom
>>219128553You are you quoting?
>>219128536no problem except physical insecurities le sigh
>>219128512Midge got buckbroken by Bashir in the last 24 hours
tight little piece with a piece
>>219128577still doable if you look at it as an opportunity to grow thicker skin rather than to assume it wont come up and subsequently humiliate yourself
bingo's knight killed himself
MIDGEY
What do we think of Blane?
>>219128596two less brown hands on the world's keyboards
>>219128553He was in denial the first week that the show was awesome, but slowly realized the last few days that it was terrible. But after tonight he is high on his own shit again and will forget how bad it has gotten, and will start claiming its awesome again starting tommorrow. .
>>219128600more like Bland
>>219128600I like him, sort of odd ball non antagonistic freeloader
>>219128599So ugly
>>219128557
twist is Sam is coming back tomorrow as Sam Margera
>>219128596Oh no... Anyway
>>219126479The litmus test for how desperate you losers are, imagine wanting to hit this shit. She's an actual 3/10. She looks like a man.
>>219128553he wants fishtank to be low expectations of a kick stream with the same paypiggy rewards. so he's fucking loving this right now
>>219128600I was rooting for him so hard when he got there because he has a funny but not too try hard comedic presence, and he's just sped enough that it's not crippling or difficult to watch him. then he said something to the effect of "Yea i have loli on (some type of internet account)" and that's when he dug his own grave
>>219128543from twitter
>>219128599did she get those ugly tattoos to distract from her ugly face?
>>219128600solid loader
>>219126479yes
whos the best fish of all time?
>>219128593like a trial by fire. I could definitely stand to grow from one
>You wake up and you're Jet NeptuneWat do?
over bros, is it over?
>>219128647if you choose to do it i hope i end up rooting for you
>>219128645a tie between emma and midge
>>219128600Moses
>>219128649see >>219128426
>>219128616At this point I hope he doesn't come. I wouldn't want to have anything to do with it either after all of these fuck-ups. He should just start Hell House as an MDE production.
>>219128649Fuck Ellie and then Beth.
Midge is the thinking man's waifu.
the midgets come out at night
>>219128649make women rim me
>>219128600Niggers ruined the fun by "exposing him". He has a few flat chested hentai pics on his shit and that's it and people still had to witchhunt. He probably thinks everyone thinks he's a creep and got depressed. He was great, but the community unironically ruined his vibe. Poor dude.
>>219128599Who?
Did Bashir actually ever call Landon dumb like James Drake said
>>219128596One less suitor for me to contend with. All other potential bingobongo suitors, promptly do the same
>>219128600WHO?
the season has been shit. threads are slower than ever. It's literally just five people posting again and again.
whatchu got?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774860493084079.mp4
>>219128651Last few days were pretty bad, but today was pretty good.
>>219128645Burt is the most ridiculous contestant in the shows history and won the show by being the most retarded retard to ever appearIt's Burt, he literally destroyed the show forever by being too crazy
>>219128590JD unironically had some solid hits. He would do great if he trained for a month and lost 30lbs.
That rap battle was the best moment of the season so far real parappa the rapper energy
How many episodes of S3 is there going to be? right now they're moving day by day. I saw someone say they're only going to cover famous house and that S3 footage going missing was actually real. would not be surprised
>>219128677i don't think so
i was having an irl issue where shreds of chicken got stuck in my esophagus and it happened all during the challenges so i couldn't enjoy it.was it any good?
Pick 8 contestants or freeloaders to assemble your dream team for Bloodgames 2.
>>219128645Michael
>>219128672I think he's awesome, had a great intro, good rapport, then the moralfagging set in and he definitely felt pressed, but I do think he was pretty good today, good moments with the tard reich, and fucking with the normgroids was pretty good.
>>219128690Huge reach advantage on Jet for sureReach always makes a huge difference if you use it
>>2191286783 of them are the staff too, it's mostly fake posts, no one gives a shit about this show
>>219128649>do drugs>put on a fake show>make bank from shut in incels
will midge be successful after the season?
>>219128695yeah the autists destroyed the normies and seemingly bonded while drake emma and jd lost their will to live
>>219128333Wow, literally a perfect match, and you doubt Kiwitroons??
I didn't like the rap bit and if you have a problem with that you're a faggot.
>>219128688i miss head
what's wrong with gooning to a little loli and uma musume sucking horse cock, you guys just moralfag about everything baka
>>219128649> Email legal department and tell them to draft up a contract where I can get away with having these boring fags do real violence, get naked, and pay me if they want to leave early. >Change season length back to 42 days> Obtain said contract and up the minimum season pass price to a cool 40$>explain to fans the incoming changes, the new price will be worth it>Hire a curated casting team to find actual good contestants (jet can't do this himself clearly, nor can anyone else in the basement if they currently have input)> ???>profit
>>219128693we dont care lol
>>219128645like'em or hate'em but Alex B and Burt are the best fish of all time and it's not even close. They don't need anyone or anything to be entertaining, they're gullible so all bits work on them, seeing them interact with others is fun and they tried in challenges.
>>219128390>JD still lives with his millionaire parents at 29 and is in a polycule with a DiD trannypretty based ngl, wish it were me
>>219128693if you believe this was steinful, who does actually post here, footage goes missing past day 12https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/218991755/#218993127
i can't believe ab is real
>>219128719bongo gets it at least
>JD family posting at 5am kino
>>219128340JD is below average but only because he's too chubby and has a weird chest deformity. He also doesn't have a macho man face so he should just lean into the flamboyance. Grow his hair out and get a better sense of fashion. He could totally work as some alt/e-boy with his baby faceLandon could look good if he worked on his facial expressions (literally just smile more, he always looks so tired, bored, lifeless) and lost some weight. The new haircut does a lot arleady.Emma looks fine with makeup but she REALLY needs to consider some skin care. I've had cleaner skin during puberty than she has now.The twins obviosly have some weird genetic shit going on or something happened during pregnancy.Bashir could be totally average but his weird outfits and manners make it fluctuate (mostly downwards). Him not drinking alc does a lot to make him look healthy, he should also drop the nicotine.Drake is obviously conventionally attractive but his hairstyle, muscles and outfits do a good portion of the lifting here. His face looks kinda weird but his overall "aura" makes more than up for it.All of the smokers/drinkers lost a lot of attractiveness due their substance addictions. Makes them look older and less clean than they could at their age. Twins especially.
>>219128692My fav part was Bongo's big saggy titties bouncing every time she jumped gah damn
>>219128649Antagonize Sam to the point he loses it in and beats the shit out of me
james drizzy getting flashbacks to that mountain when he saw how many fortune cookies the other team got compared to him
>>219128726>>219128390I didn't realize he was a redhead
>>219128718i miss headi miss vickyi miss charity
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774860795242870.mp4
>>219128726>very fuckable sisterdoes this mean i'm gay for this faggot?
>>219126405>>219126405>>219126405migrate in a little while, after 20 more images
>>219128693>>219128730I JUST WANT THE FUCKING RV FOOTAGE IN HD
>>219128730LOL
>>219128242We need the king of hate to get out of his current hermit status and make a grand entrance.
>>219128759or you could just wait to post that until 150
>>219128741Oh and all of them should get their nutrition in order. Of course it's tough in the USA but some good cooking, green veggies and fresh water for a year or two instead of whatever they usually eat would work wonders on their skin, belly and eyes - and mind.
>>219128736She's so wife material.
why was bashir blue
>>219128741bashir would look awesome if he was jacked tbqh imo
>>219128760anon...
>>219126347Hello
>>219128769for an amazing reason
i wish i had rich parents
>>219128769here's a storyAbout a little guy that lives in a blue worldAnd all day and all nightAnd everything he sees is just blueLike him inside and outside
>>219128741JD doesn't need to do any of that, he has a cute gf and a good job. Same with Emma. Bashir looks and acts weird but some girls like the oddball thing he has going on (I know from experience) so he also doesn't need it.Twins and Landon are retarded and no amount of skincare or lifting will fix that. Twins don't need it because they're girls, but Landon is just dumb so his best bet is to try and date a fellow retard.
>>219128730Would explain the hard commit to editing the episodes as an actual reality show and cutting out all the gaslights. sad
I hate every single one of you.Good night.
>>219128764i realized why i hated JD and hes just another DSP. >a fuckin know it all >weird mishapen body>insecure>an attention whore>closeted faggottheres probably more but man, the king is the king for a reason.
>>219128766I'm going to bed. Cheers and sweet dreams.
>>219128774even if it meant u had to be gay?it's forever
>>219128769he blue himself
>>219128769indigo poisoning
>>219128772hi
>>219128774skip the rich parents i wish i had hundreds of millions of dollars.
>>219128797What is this?
>>219128784>sweet dreamsfuck that shit
If he only favorited a few loli images it's strange to assume he's a lolicon, like i'm not into horse cock but there are some nice images of women eating smegma off a horse cock, but that doesn't make me into horse cock u feel me.It's sorta like Emma with her black jewish boyfriend, she's not into jews, she's into the BBC.
>>219128776I'm not some retarded looxmaxxer but eating more healthy food, losing weight and cutting drugs out of your life is still good advice for these people, no matter what their carreer or love live looks like.
>>219128811Waking up in this every day is a nightmare.
>>219128760>he thinks there's cam footage of the RV
emma is legit ugly, seeing her in the jacuzzi kinda ruined the illusion that she might have a hot body underneath all the baggy clothes. Doesn't help that she moves all awkward like too.
it's really gay how the cooking chef challenge was just frozen tenders and fries and not like actual cooking.
>>219128797Emma Winner!Congratulations! Season 5!
>>219128818fair enough
>>219128503>strengthen the muscles supporting your head (you actually need to work out thoroughly to prevent other muscle imbalances)>eat well, required when building muscle>don't look down at phone all day>stretch>take care of your everyday ergonomics, like your work station and sleeping arrangements>consciously make it into a habit to monitor and correct your pose>look for pain remedies for all this will cause headaches and other physical suffering
>>219128769he has imbluenity
we should all kill ourselves
>>219128852not till i say hi to vickster first
>>219128730let's blame AB
>>219128852me first
Why did Vicky leave?
the rap battle and painting challenges were fun. good job mr neptune and mr bush. see kids? there's more to fishtank than poopoo
>>219128852only a matter of time
>>219127335the words on this bio are incoherent
>>219128859>>219128852lol vickstars should kill themselves
>>219128847Alexander Technique gets you most of the way there.
>>219128786probably not if i had to be gay like jd
>>219128883
>>219128852It's a viable option in case things don't get better. Kind of a raped mindset but it works for me>Might as well keep going if it doesn't work out I can always just end it
>>219128872Bashir got him pregnant.
was s4 supposed to be 6 weeks?
>>219128880
>me when my 31 yo boyfriend grooms me into doing anal and threatens to kill himself regularly
>>219128940that's pretty awesome sauce
>>219128427One could hypothetically larp as a retard then go on there and ragebait the staff with markyposting/r9kposting, then wreck them with all the years of boxing they've done. That'd be so weird :)
>people actually discussing the show in kick chat
>good fishtank fans on twitterlesbians4letty>cringe fishtank fans on twitterwestinian
once again drama turned out to be more interesting than poopwars, broke the website because everyone tuned into see JD's demise
>>219128599Jesus Christ, you're better than this, anon.
>>219128980if there was no poopwars drama wouldnt exist
>people still think that girl is a trannyabsolutely buck broken fags that have never touched cunt in their lives
>>219128980Problem is drama requires casting people who can take it and have a personal life that can give drama, poopwars require nothing.
>>219128980normiefags tuned in to the dramai left and listened to music
>>219128997popped him
JDs gf is hot as fuck and im having a hard time internalizing that kamala voting dipshit has a girl like that
>>219127309>>219128052>>219127335>>219127274ATTENTION KIWI SCHIZOSATTENTION KIWI SCHIZOSATTENTION KIWI SCHIZOSCavewater and the ruby/felly c/allicrombie whatever tranny ARE NOT the same person. > the trans rumour with JD's girlfriend started partially because of something found in cavewater /cavernwater (JD's doxxed gf) 's github . > Cavernwater has only one project on github. > This project has two contributors. Cavernwater and another contributor. > The weird discord logs are linked to the account name of this second contributor.> The discord logs are from a tranny who is into loli. >they happen to look kind of similar. That's it basically.The kiwifags shitting up their general obsessing over a random tranny. Because that's what they like to do. JD's gf is (probably) a REAL woman. Who has been Doxxed and cucked on livestream. Leave the poor lass alone.
autistic fishtank fans who still hold on to "the original idea was hellhouse"Does it have to be that forever and ever?
i want to touch cunt and taste it
>>219129012Those are all Daniel types that unironically listen to Daddy Sam's advice and think you have to be a tall, rich Chad to get pussy and because they never leave their houses they don't get to see that in the real world it's not like that at all.
>>219129048better than boring faggot autism house
>>219128730Why is maejok still employed?
>>219129037JD has the office / Jim energy. JD would be a cool person in HS during 2008-2011. He's stuck in a reddit-era, but he is also too self-aware to be completely a fag. He can actually have a conversation and is capable of gaslighting = girlfriend
>>219129066that's how fishtank dies, Jet knows that he can't do hellhouse forever, it's not going be worth it when it drops to 2k viewersThat's why he tries to change it and get normal viewers.
>>219129052on that note, i seriously wonder what its doing to her head to have a bunch of people being genuinely convinced that shes a tranny. lol. kind of like taylor in s2, so many people were saying shes trans when she first showed up. and im just sitting here like ??????? boys arent shaped like that
okay but what is the ghost community?
>>219129132silence newfaggot
>>219129104i guess most of them either look weird like jd or are spergs like tj, maybe a mix of the two, and when they see a normal or even cute chick liking guys like that, they go to "must be a tranny! or a paid actor!!" because the other option is "wait... if normal girls like guys like that but not me then the problem isnt the fact that I look weird or am autistic... it's just that I personally suck and I am unlikable"
>>219129042lol calm down
>>219129048yes because jet is incapable of doing anything else for more than a week or two, as seen time and time again
>>219129096Maybe unpopular but then maybe jet should stop casting normal people and not just people with autism or retarts.
>>219129188You have no idea how annoying it was to go through their shitty website to get This STORY STRAIGHT.
>>219127744Buttplug anal slut
>>219128006>At the gloryhole before the session beginsGrim
>>219128045A big muscle guy who is an asshole to try and Mog James Drake.Or an Orthodox Christian or Jew, prerereable some Jew that will be a counter to Bashir the Muzzie.
>>219128367true...
>>219128769>muslim>he blue upMany such cases!
>>219129963kek
