>yeah, it's a hitseriously? the most generic-looking space travel movie is a hit? and you're surging promotion after the thing already came out? i didn't watch it and i'm pretty sure nobody else has watched it. it's probably tanking.
>>219162963i riked it >>219134210tell me how you cope and seethed and cried.
>>219162963Who hurt you?
>>219162963>didnt watch it>probably tankingWhat compelled you to come here and share your uninformed and valueless opinions?
>>219162963>What compelled you to come here and share your uninformed and valueless opinions?i watched the trailer and it looked basic af. i could easily watch it for free, but won't even bother. it's just space slop.
meant for >>219163483
>>219163551>slop.ok go back to readdit. zoomzoom
>>219163398just watched the trailer again and it looks derivative as shit. movie will be forgotten about in two weeks. obvious marketing ploy to praise the film as being a massive hit. when you have a hit there's no need to keep marketing. flop slop.
This board is literally just election tourists crying about things being problematic. How does this not get boring?
>>219163821>How does this not get boring?People only use this website in case of having no social life
>>219162963Hail Mary and GOAT are the only movies I've seen in a theater this year. I liked them both.
>>219163821What the fuck does that have to do with this thread retard? You're literally just crying about something that lives in rent free in your head and that is completely irrelevant to the topic of discussion. Kys
>>219162963>reddit book with 4chan leadit hits all the key demographics
>>219163821Maybe you should get back to Reddıt, where you can comntemplate high art of OBAA with your troonbros.
>>219163821>gay is synonymous with being offensive to gaysUH OH, RETARD ALERT!
>>219162963I saw it for free.It's interstellar but more gay. I've seen excerpts from the book and the book looks like utter shit. It's a good thing they cleaned it up a little so the dogshit writing doesn't come through so much in the film. It's took long and the science is complete trash. However I enjoyed myself - I like going to the theater. I had the opportunity to recommend it to a friend who likes space shit and I didn't so I guess that's it.5/10 looks nice and has some decent acting and perilous moments
>>219162963Word of mouth still holds alot of power.People hear other people talk about a movie they saw at work or school and they want to go see it.
>>219164083You should like a fag.
>>219164135try saying that again
>>219164147>try saying that againnot him, but you're a retarded faggot nigger. or should i try harder..
>>219164230wrong on all counts. check please!
>>219164236fat loser incel that makes minimum wage?
>>219164286wrong on all counts. check please! also lmao that you're unironically pissy at someone not liking redditslop or gays
I'm basically quitting the English internet because of the lies they're piling on this movie. it's like Black Panther again except it's just a Reddit space movie
>>219164302>wrong on all counts.so you're a multimillionaire dude that gets all the ladies? however>check please!makes you sound like an utter faggot.
>>219164384i'm sure there's a middleground between those two extremes.>makes you sound like an utter faggot.it makes me sound like a poorly written joss whedon character, actually. check please!
>>219162963i liked the lil alien dude in it as much as i liked spaceman with the arachnid alien.could´ve been any actor playing the mainguy and it would´ve been entertaining not sure why they try to shove ryan gosling into everything.
>>219164414>why they try to shove ryan gosling into everythingeyecandy for roasties
>>219163994Not him but everything you typed applied more to OP than the poster you replied to. You should try a little self reflection sometime.
Excellent first half, falls off kind of hard after that
>>219162963I liked it, sue me.
>>219164088>interstellar but more gayI would say it's closer to The Martian, which is also a story based off an Andy Weir book
>scene confirms that massively successful pop stars are actually less talented singers than non-musician actresseshttps://youtu.be/We4QQCMwyrg?si=Y2O0h3PZbprngf94
A simple movie that wants to entertain, no preaching at their audience, no shoving leftist idpol. Just what Hollywood needs to make.
The Russians changed the name of Rocky's mate to Adriana and consequently made her female.
>>219165128Adrian in the Rocky movie was female anyway but the Russians would do that because they have gendered nouns in Russian
>>219162963>the most generic-looking space travel movie is a hit?of course. It's about putting asses in seats not making art. A average non offensive all rounder will always make money.
>>219162963Anon put yourself in my shoes What other fucking sci fi movie is there, to make me not see this one, as a sci fi enjoyer
>>219165185I don't really want to start a holy war, but Eridians are a single-sex race in the book and Adrian can imply a male mate for Rocky and Russia has a law against a propaganda of homosexuality. So both the planet and Rocky's mate are called Adriana in the Russian dub.
>>219165287yes a name that doesn't end with an a would imply masculinity in Russian.In the film it implies that Adrian is a female since Adrian is a female in Rocky the movie. No mention was made in the film of them being single sex. I don't think it's unreasonable of the Russians to do that, even without anti-gay laws.
>>219165396True.
>>219162963Haven't you realized it already? Mediocre films are now considered great because the bar has been lowered for what is good. We haven't seen great movies being released in years. Think about it. Think of a movie that will be a future classic.
>>219162963$650 Mil easy if no other movie is able to outcompete it
>>219163821There is nothing really problematic in the movie politically though. Its just the execution of the movie that is mid
>>219165052>I liked it, sue me.consider yourself sued...
>>219162963>retards here keep complaining about new movies being shit>good movie comes out>WAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>219165949Mario is taking IMAX screens this week and will stay popular enough that PHM won't get them back
>>219166579Didn't realize Mario releases this week
>>219162963>i didn't watch it and i'm pretty sure nobody else has watched it. it's probably tanking.How does one acquire the main character syndrome?
Have you seen what it's up against right now? There's literally zero competition
>>219166653delusions of relevancy are getting bad. people respond to stimuli that says "you are a statistic" with cope that goes way too far in the other direction.
>>219162963Name another movie about space travel that has been successful in recent memory
>>219166763Interstellar maybe. Apollo 13? I'm 35 so it feels recent to me lmao.
>>219163994You being this mad about it makes me believe you are one of those people, otherwise you wouldn't have acted so defensively.
>>219167095Interstellar came out 12 years agoIt's not exactly a hot topic, I don't think PHM as generic as OP claims it is
>>219166763Dune 1 and 2. Villeneuve mostly makes movies about space.
>>219164054>4chan leadgosling has been pure reddit since barbie
>>219164414this has been ryan gosling's personal project for years now retard. the movie was literally being planned as the book was being written. he's one of the producers. cretin
>>219162963Don't care how much money slop makes. I don't get money from that anyway.All I know is that it's cringe shit based on a dogshit reddit book, therefore I'll never watch it
>>219163710This
>>219162963STILL MAKIN EM MOM
>>219165104>Just what Hollywood needs to make.Wake me up when what they make is also not shit
>>219166468>>good movie comes outlolololol>>219167801>Dune 1 and 2. Villeneuveawful shit
>>219167801>Dune 1 and 2.never watched a dune movie. don't care. but project hail mary looks better. won't see it though because it looks like a bigger waste of time than spending a minute on /tv/
>>219167823nah drive will forever sement him as literally me
>>219165128She was female anyway
>>219162963You're just as right as i am. I don't know the movie, i haven't looked up any box office returns, i haven't seen it, i won't see it, i won't look up on the internet how others are finding it, But i just know it's a failure. Why? Because i said so motherfucker.
>>219168671>i haven't looked up any box office returnsthose mean nothing. this isn't a movie people would even go to. they'd just watch it for free on a streaming site. the only movies you can judge by box office returns are animated kid's movies.
>>219162963I'm seeing a lot of foids on instagram say they liked it. idk if that's a good sign
>>219162963The critique is settled; it’s an empty, hollow flick. The Amazon logo flashing at the beginning was all you needed to know. Soulless. Corporate. Slop.
>>219168796bro stop posting your own post, it's embarassing
>>219168784it's an emotional romcom in space more than a scifi movieof course bitches will be all over it. doesn't mean the movie is necessarily bad though
>>219169078>no argumentYou lost Amazon tranny. Bezos needs his head shined, chop chop
>>219162963It's very reddit but it is interesting and there isn't any typical woke crap in it. It doesn't bash something your head with an agenda. It just tells its story. It's a breath of fresh air and people are hungry about that.
>>219168784They probably missed the point and just found Rocky cute. In fact seeing a high IQ engineer rock lose all his friends and form a bond of brotherhood with an alien at his lowest moment to save his species being reduced to "haha funny rock baby" is probably the most woman take imaginable.
lole it's funny seeing this board agree with YMS on something
>>219169172>there isn't any typical woke crap in itThere is a negro and a white woman kissing and clearly probably fucking off screen. But they die horribly in a massive explosion to set up the main crisis so all is good.
There is no anon here that would not do the same thing he did in the end. What do you even have left to come back to?
>>219169369a survivable atmosphere
>>219162963>>219168796Normgroids go absolutely nuts for big budget science fiction epics with pretty VFX even though none of them will ever look as good as 2001 a movie that came out 58 years ago when CGI didn't yet exist. Characterization and writing comes second to VFX and scale of epicness for the normie which is why they don't think twice about rating it a perfect 10/5 stars on their IMDB/Letterboxd accounts.
4channers hate it because they cannot envision a true brotherly friendship, even lightyears away from Earth.
Aren't they pulling it after only 3 weeks or something ridiculously short? Probably means the numbers they are putting out are ridiculously inflated and fake.
>Hard scifi>His ship has gravity even after it stops acceleratingLol.
I went and saw it yesterday but should i go see it again in IMAX?
My entire personality is centered around rejecting popular things. PHM sucks 3/10 never seeing it. REDDIT I am very cool
>>219169369World fame, infinite money, infinite pussy and a life of leisure as the savior of earth
>>219169405>>219170376>knowing you are back amongst the people who sent you out to dieHe should have let his kind go extinct.
>>219162963I put it under slop/10.
>>219163821They're either bots or depressed irl incels with nothing better to do
>>219170333I like Interstellar which is very popular because it has a strong story at its core even if it’s not flawless.PHM is glib. It is unserious. It does not have passion or soul behind it. It is by the numbers shit created by people who did not care about making something with genuine care or feeling. Simple as
>>219171696>It is unserious. It is a serious story about people with unserious personalities, which is not the same thing.
Hasn't made a dime yet.These budgets are absolutely insane.
>>219162963Saw it on Sunday. It's exactly what I thought it would be with zero surprises. Which was The Martian with an added alien sidekick. It was exactly that. It was ..fine. It gets extra points for zero woke faggottry.
>>219165396Rocky's gf is also called adrian, but he also specifies she's his girlfriend.I didn't think about it that much, Russians are weird.>>219162963>>219171277I have already recommended it to at least 20 people and I will see it again with another group of friends, you can mald now.
>>219171923But gross worldwide is already exceeded, so either you're an illiterate retard or a bot.
>>219162963There was a massive shill campain for it.Spared no expenses for the marketing
>>219172199I had no idea what this movie was about until like 2 days before I watched it, I didn't even know there was going to be a space nigga in the movie.I hope others like me have my luck.
>>219168784It caters to very low common denominator of audience
>>219172191NTA but WW Gross needs to be double the budget to break even as a rough rule of thumb
>>219172199The author of the book interviewing with the critical drinker and reddit subsequently losing it shit over it was hilarious
>>219162963mario will cut its legs a bit so I don't think it'll reach oppenheimer
You nerds actually saw this in the theater? Or you watched cam rips? Be honest.
Saw it in IMAX yesterday. Very underwhelmed. Blade Runner 2049 is still the last movie that needs to be seen on the big screen. This was not it.
>>219172191Lol.It has not made a single cent yet, you fucking retard. This is a white man's board, get the fuck off of it.Nigger.
>>219174493Do you have camrip, gimme gimme gimme!
>>219162963I didn't watchStill makes a billyShould show you the degree of influence you have on popular culture.
>>219171251>my life is more important than literally all life on earth!!! You are subhuman and should neck yourself immediately
>>219171696Why were all of you so fucking insufferable and miserable Teenage angst loses its charm after high school bud. Grow up
>>219169683Kek this>>219169689Cope >>219171923Extreme cope
...and the winner is Rocky!
>>219164088It’s a major improvement on Interstellar.
>>219169124lol imagine admitting to screenshotting your own post and reposting it
I liked it. The first half is pure reddit but everything post rocky is pure kino
>>219171696Swap your explanations of PHM and Interstellar and you’re right.
>>219172191/tv/ copes hard every time a “reddit” movie like PHM succeeds. Anons make up bullshit like>uhhh ACKSHUALLY marketing costs are usually 3x production costs so they have to make $800M to break even When we all know they’re bitter coping losers who can’t enjoy anything
>>219174493I saw it twice in theaters. It was very good. I will see it again if another friend wants to go
>>219181064they cope everytime a movie they don't like succeedsa good chunk of anons on this board seemingly still haven't gotten over the fact that Dunc was meteorically successful and critically acclaimed
>>219181170I didn’t like either Dunc but can’t deny they were hits
What are the odds we get more cool ayyy bros in media now?
>>219181321that's fair enough. Personally I think they were phenomenal movies but I would argue that villeneuve is a slightly retarded director and the movies could actually have been 10/10s rather than 9/10s without some of his flaws.
How can a living organism live on the surface of a star? Isn't that too hot?
>>219162963None of this answers the real question: Why can't Grace seem to keep his glasses properly affixed to his face?
>>219162963He's always squinting in pictures.Why is he's resting face that stupid?
>>219186461He has two different size eyes.
>>219162963>genericI saw the same criticism toward F1, and that movie also made bank. The truth is, movies nowadays are so shit that if you released an average '90s/2000s movie right now, it would be a huge success. And that's exactly what F1 and Project Hail Mary are, throwback movies to simpler times, with a straight white male protagonist being good at their jobs, being a hero, and saving the day. Generic? Yes. But a billion times better than girlbosses, niggers, or whatever other shit modern movies are full of. Generic beats slop every time.
>>219172191>>219181064>>219181170On the off chance you're actually being serious theaters don't show movies for free. Domestically studios take a larger 50-60% cut, but overseas it's 30-40% and as low as 25% for places like China which is why I never understood why Hollywood tries so hard to pander to them.Production budget also never accounts for marketing which is usually an extra 100-200 million for big budget studio tentpole films like this one and Amazon clearly wants this to do well in the theaters despite them usually betting on streaming with just token theatrical releases. PHM will need to make back 2.5-3x its production budget just to break even so between $500-$600 million.
>>219177894>0 arguments presentedI'd take it you're mad he's right
>>219162963I'm not going to watch this because it looks boring and reddit, but phil lord and chris miller are good directors and I'm happy to see them succeed
It's the most popular book/audiobook since Weir released it. It's really no wonders it's pumping.I know the term,"most anticipated" movie of the year but it's actually true for this one.I liked it. Fun 8/10.or a solid +4ish out 5 if that's more your scale.
>>219162963>Over 2 and a half hour of nothing happening asspulls asideI wanted to leave the theater but my friends wanted to see the end. It was so fucking bad
>>219162963>yeah its a hit>it's probably tanking.pick one retard.
