Jet fucking sucks and is fat>FTL News-- Season 3 episode 4: https://gofile.io/d/mGLrB6>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://fishtank.observer/https://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_WikiPrev >>219162081
>/ftl/ thank you for supporting my show, now I can groom, import and fuck more contestants like beth and emmahow do you respond
Cumming all over Midge
feel like pure shitjust want jet to unban claire on the site
>>219167092word to your mommy
>day 17>nothing has happened
Ash's face watching JD conceive his first child (Castizo)
>>219167097Grey pants Emma. Tight as fuck.The ultimate gooner final boss, even JD couldn't resist.>Grey pants Emma>leggings Payton>brown pants Tay>leggings Bex>booty shorts Creature
Can someone please post the new playlist and just delete it quickly? I wanna see last nights antics and cant scrub .rip
>>219167133There isn't one.
>>219167133I don't think it is real
This is thread #324, the next will be designated as #325>>219167061
>>219167133Just watch kick, retard.
season pass niggers are emma fans, I thought she wasn't there till about 6pm yesterday. waste of a contestant, hope they bring somebody who will make that boring bitch cry
>>219167133You can rewind on kick
>>219167161>>219167173fuck, I'm retarded. thanks anons.
>>219167154who fucking cares
>>219167164she's the only goonable girl on the show left, esp when she cries and shows feet.
>>219167161>>219167173They've had the camera on the dorm for like 12 hours
>>219167092cloner nation
>>219167092*Boots up the restream*
>>219167122This was his fake gf on the fake reality show, correct?
>>219167124this retard loves pants
They've had the camera on the dorm for 17 days
can we stop fucking with the thread # we should be around 400
>>219167206Yeah, she was just his discord kitten.
>>219167206everything about jd's exit was confusing and fake and gay
>>219167187Nothing has happened this morning
>>219167185i dofuck you retard
vagina
>>219167206I would like to see evidence she's fake and pretending, because I have looked for it.
post neptunian kino
>>219167186>emma>goonableto each their own, shes nasty as hell though my brotha. and if if i wanted to 'goon' I wouldn't watch fishtank. come to think of it, fags like you are the reason jet gets away with having dumb whores who do nothing on the show so neck yourself asap
>>219167239Did he honestly think this would be funny? That's even sadder than him being too retarded to work out that the "make people laugh" part was long dead.
>>219167243Jet literally admitted it
>>219167229Anon it's too autistic to care about the numbers. They're just pixels on a screen.
>>219167186Emma looks black
had my first fishtank dream of the seasonblane was one of my college roommates. i remember being glad that he was, because the random selection couldve been so much worse, but it was hard to jack off with him always being around also bam drove us somewhere in an SUV that was also a convertible for some reason, but he was such a bad driver that i fell out the top of the car
>>219167133you have 5 minutes playlist?list=PL2yv1P9IpHNKcsfztAjOkNwNqKrPraOOR
>>219167260It made me laugh
>>219167260It was funny and it was even funnier that ben insulted him after it to make it extremely embarrassing
>>219167243Surely they have Instagram, Facebook or something?
Alex B is supposed to be showing up btw
>>219167133/playlist?list=PLs5TJk-XHrq3-VxXDcofjFkYoMcuCbLZ1
>>219167206His real gf he’s just told production to say it wasn’t so she doesn’t get hate
>>219167124genuinely all repulsive i hope you kill yourself soon
>>219167124You forgot one>Yoga shorts/pants Binx
Regarding Laura, you think it grips?
blane x laura or blane x bingobongo?
>>219167133playlist is donethe guy doing it said hes not going to retry as they banned his account for streaming all the camsunless someone else tries, every link is bait
>>219167327bLAME
>>219167133>>219167143>>219167153>>219167173Doesn't matter where you watch the show, entertaining shit only happens every couple days so clippers will be on it. just watch cucumberfeet, that mf doing everything he can to stretch his videos out. I feel bad for the guy because his recaps are good but the show isn't giving him much to work with
>>219167326with great girth comes great sensitivity, it grip
>>219167296Have not found anything myself.The "Jet confirmed it" refers to a telegram post by Jet.So we have Jet Neptune's word vs my cuckquean raceplay fantasies. Jet? Do Better.
>>219167326nah it's loose and floppy from the weight loss
>>219167206The jet telegram msg was about laura
>>219167349she looks like his sister
>>219167206>I'm going to fake leaving the show because my gf saw me spank another girl after hours of being pressed to do so!>Now everyone will think I'm a huge pussy-whipped faggot and my whole life has been doxxed!I'm having a hard time seeing the point of this trick.
>>219167321thought this was bingo for a second
>>219167349The allegations that that wasn't actually JD's gf come from a screenshot of a message Jet posted in the basement telegram. However, that message was actually referring to Laura, as people thought Laura and JD knew each other (which they did) and were dating (they weren't)
cooling off on laurawarming up on blane
>Profile pictures on the site for each contestant >Some locked behind owning STOX for them>Emma's can't be equipped because EMMA was changed to MIDG on the STOX board>No profile picture for her sexy alter ego MidgeBravo wiggers
>>219167336His recaps are shit, he misses 90% of the stuff that is not on directors cam, and also doesn't get a lot of the inside jokes even tho he watched all season and ontop of that he keeps trying to paint Jet and production in a good light
did bam delete the post with the whiteboard?
>>219167387You actually care about that shit?
>>219167386if you weren’t already warmed up on blane you’re streets behind
>>219167387You are probably the only one who noticed because you are the only one using an Emma pfp
>>219167374I'm sorry that I posted somebody that's actually attractive
>>219167387>No Cole picture because he mogged jet too hard
I want to impregnate Laura
>>219167387its past 10am and they still haven't updated the fish jobsthey just don't care
>>219167386both overrated as fuck
regarding the playlistconsensus is that he got caught because he was restreaming all the cams from the same account and the same IPperhaps maybe 2-3 anons could coordinate to split the camera burden but put them all on one playlist?
why is lara even there now JD is gone?
>>219167376That’s a false flag
>jet thinks crimsom desert is an "anime boob" gamethis fucking fat retard is so retarded
>>219167416No ppv no care
>>219167359But unused, no one was fucking a 400lbs whale.
>>219167124>>brown pants Taynah banana tay was more goonable.
>>219167414she'd be a great single mom
>>219167419>Expecting us retards to coordinate
>>219167387I LITERALLY SAID AT THE TOP OF THIS THREAD EMMA FANS ARE SEASON PASS NIGGERS KEK, KILL YOURSELF FRIENDHOUSE
Was there ANYBODY who clipped the hour of schizo talk last night. I swear nobody was watching
>>219167310lab rat btfo
>>219167409Where'd you post it?
>>219167349The main thing making me suspicious is that his audition obviously shows a place where a woman doesn't live, but they just might not live together
anyone lusting after the flappy creatura should be mercy killed
>>219167419Theres multiple playlists lol wiggers only get the ones people spammed in these threads
Listening to Koi No Yokan
>>219167414Ash, he posted it again!
>>219167273its autistic to not have any academic order in your life you gas station reject
>>219167430yeah I’m a tayseether but in this outfit with the cat ears on I could see the vision
>>219167427Nah that dude crying about the game loves anime boob games. He is basically the stereotypical /v/ poster that cant play a game unless he can jack off to every character
>>219167387Please, see>>219167164you are a faggot, and what is wrong with the show.
>>219167399No it's just funny the wiggers changed the name of her stox and ruined the ability to use her as a profile picture if somebody wanted to use it>>219167405I wanted to grab it just to own it but I can't even do that>>219167436I have never given Jet money
>>219167439The jew talk? That one is on twitter
>>219167439How do you expect anyone to clip this shit when the website is hot garbage and restreams are gone?
>>219167464Explain this
>>219167459okay I bet you're an emma faggot that enjoys looking at ugly women and kiss jet's ass
>>219167471No the one about her Dad free masons cartoon network it was an hour long that isn't it. There's like 3 minutes of it on Twitter
>>219167419>consensus is that he got caught because he was restreaming all the cams from the same account and the same IPhow can they tell he's not just watching all the cameras at once. like how do they know he's streaming? there's gotta be some work around like you stream it to your other computer then you stream that screen and they still just see your one ip connected watching the original stream. idk how to explain it or how it actually works.
>>219167447sure retardso no public ones? which is obviously what im referring to
>>219167489>emma seethe out of nowhereStop giving that nontent whore attenrion.And you are wrong btw, jets a fag but that dude he replied to is also a fag. You dont have to take a side on every battle you braindead retard
alex B is the only good fish ever
>>219167500i made this with grok btw
>>219167500>ALEX B - DANwe are so back dan bros
>>219167505>how can they tell he's not just watching all the cameras at oncethey dont but realistically who is watching all cams at once other than a restreamer
>>219167443my biggest doubt comes from her letter which said "me and Emma's jew boyfriend are gonna rope"but who knows
>>219167419how did they even figure out his fishtank account if he was just streaming the rooms
>>219167522I think the wiggers added shit to the letter.
>>219167500From when
>>219167515you be saying he some kinda....fisherking?
I think Alex B was supposed to show up yesterday, because they were hyping something up, but something must have happened that he didn't
>>219167519is he today’s surprise guest??? that would unironically save the show
>>219167447how can i find a playlist...
Kody is my favorite member of production at this point
>>219167526theres all sorts of authentication going on on the websiteif you're watching any of the camera at 9:59pm and the clock strikes 10pm, after a couple minutes the stream shuts off
>>219167552by being a NIGGER
>>219167447Discord kiwi shit or some other forum. Irc is dead this season
>>219167543Yes I believe this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87bcPisyTHs"BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINE!!!!"
>>219167387Why does she look black she looks albino
Why are they still sleeping?
God Emma needs to be inseminated in that tight little ass in those Grey pants. Fucking hell. She is so hot.
What happened to no returning faces?
>>219167500I love how Bam always just spoils shit even indirectly lol
>>219167600Doesn’t apply to someone as good as Alex Bernard
>>219167596>She is so hotShe's the ugliest on this season. Both physically and personality wise.
>>219167596Correct
>>219167590i agree, wake these fags up
blane is my king
>>219167500It says Burt at the bottom right too
@mints you fagGIVE LAURA YOUR FATASS CARGO PANTS
When does Sister Jimmy show up?
>>219167623even more retarded pete davidson
>>219167623is it cringe or based that he likes loli
>Emma crying as she shows her feet and gives you a footjob
What I would give to put my penis inside Laura.
hornyposting is insanely forced this season. just save it nigga.
How can they fix the obvious "production is part of the show" problem?
>>219167657He is patrician
>>219167429you have a point. they were probably fucking the gunt
>>219167659erect
Was the sauna bit worth it
>>219167659I need this
Browsing /ftl/ to dull the self hating thoughts
>>219167674bring back the red and white sharks, maybe jet won't have a melty if he gets water on his head this time
>>219167427I mean, most korean games are coomer slop so it's a reasonable assumption
>>219167706Channel them on Jet and Ben and post here
>>219167698Why does Emma look albino
>>219167689imagine this grinding on your lap face to face
>>219167706You and me both anon. God I'm miserable.
can't believe they actually shut down ppv and all restreamers, how could we let mints win bros?
>can't clip on the site>restreams are gone>HEY CLIPPERS, YOU CAN EARN MONEY BY CLIPPING OUR GARBAGE SOMEHOW
A junkie has entered the tank.
>>219167743How is mints winning? Im free and have no interest in watching any more
>>219167757I haven't seen that advertisment in like a week, wonder if they reneged on it or something. They offered TTS tokens last night for trailer edits
bongo's massive retard dumper
>>219167521me
diabetic and constantly wanting/eating sugary bullshit. laura shouldn't even be alive, let her die desu
I want to impregnate Bingo
Boat Pluto has really done it this time
>>219167775you have every single cam up all at once 24 hours a day?
>>219167760Mints wins by having a gigantic brapper
Do people actually still watch this trainwreck? I haven’t watched since Jon left 2.5
blane is great, he fills all the dead air that was in the house without being annoying
WHERE IS THE NEW FREELOADER
emmas looking rough this morning
>>219167816footjob from emma
Blane is the jobe of this season. Interpret that in any way you want.
>>219167206Real gf, she wasn't actually upset though
>>219167815you post here every single day, why do you feel the need to larp about being an ex-fan?
>>219167779that baby will finish the job bongo started in the womb and kill her
>>219167779Im romantically attracted to her afte3 hearing her say that she has no interest in romance until she has established her art career.
>>219167808yep
>>219167826blumpkin from midge
>>219167725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoUXZ2V9B58Made me think of Bashir
>>219167815There is a good 40-50 people that still give money to Jet so it wont end soon
>>219167409Binx is a 34 year old blacked hag, far from attractive. Without makeup she looks closer to 42 homie
>>219167772you are right, it's over
>>219167779>>219167848Bingo said she has no friends
this is what JD was rushing home to
>>219167830can't see jobe putting in blane's performance last night
midge's cute moan as you stick the last buttplug size in her twitching asshole
>>219167875holy fucking chopped
>>219167875yeah no
>>219167878eugh, good lord
>>219167294Maybe one of the most evil things done on the show that wasn't poop rape. He might already be over it though since he's a normie.
>>219167779Bingo is yours, bongo is mine.
>>219167830blane is a lovable autistjobe is an unlikable inbred hick retard
>>219167886try this one
>>219167872how would she? she doesn't have a job and i doubt she goes outside much. it doesn't mean she's averse to having friends.
>>219167848>until she has established her art careerNo offense but good luck with that
>>219167443Her twitter says she’s in ohio, so she’s probably a discord girlfriend or something gay like that.
It's over
>>219167859based
>>219167930link?
Alex B is a bigot who should be kept far away from Fishtank.https://x.com/thedesign59/status/2031825473177567378
wtf is blane talking about
>>219167875that’s sam hyde bro
>>219167391>he keeps trying to paint Jet and production in a good lightPractically every episode he's put out in the past week has noted how boring the day was. He straight up called this Cell the worst in history in his episode this season.This is exactly why AB got chosen over him.
Officer Maggot Dick Cop Faggot
>>219167878fucking ew. Emma is greasy as hell and objectively gross. I know her pussy reek
>>219167947his favorite sam hyde videos
>>219167092based get that pussy king
>>219167875Bobba
>>219167959we aren't using her pussyshes made to be an anal slut
>>219167943https://x.com/cavernwater?s=21
>>219167868they have no way to verify, you could just bot viewers/impressions
What's with the black tent thing in the bar?
>>219167779I love Bingo more than you possibly could, and please, don't sexualize Bingo or her twin sister, not unless you get in a relationship with one of them... as if that would ever happen in the first place! Look, I'm going to put it as simply as I can for you. Bingo's heart belongs to me, and I'm the best potential candidate for a suitor. If you truly love her, then you might step away, so that she might be able to enjoy the rest of her future with me. She doesn't need this parasocial behavior from the lot of you standard run-of-the-mill simps.
talking about head, missing him
>>219167909this is closer to reality
>>219167944JET!
>>219167980mini mecca for bashir
>i have night blindness???
>>219167981I don't remember making this post
>>219167979which costs money so you're spending money to get 10k views for 5 dollars which probably results in a loss
>>219167909Life is Ashey
>>219167909god i love slampigs
>>219167979For $5? You'd be spending more on the 10,000+ bot views and interactions.
>>219167981They're going to get raped and gaped by Aryeh's retarded jewish cock unfortunately
>>219167999eyes cant adjust to the dark easily
>>219167980it's replica of pic rel. due to earth's magnetic poles shifting, compasses dont work anymore and bashir doesnt know the direction to mecca.
>>219167980its where bam sleeps
Emma is crying
>>219167868>season is tanking because they are creatively bankrupt>trying to pay people to clipPeople do that shit for free already for upboats. There just isn't shit to clip this season. I doubt the X user who clipped Bam reacting to the Ryan Dunn TTS got paid either.
so the acting challenge winners werelandon>drake>bashir how did blane not get 3rd at least
>>219167998he's on a quest for a child wife free prophet
>>219167980Incubator.
>>219168026youtube and tiktok maybe, instagram its economical
reminder that paying the season pass is basically letting jet cum on your face
>>219168056he got 4th i think
drake finally figured out that nothing the wiggers say mattersuh oh
>>219168056Because first and foremost its popularity based. Secondly, the other communities are still in a tizzy that 2% of his hentai portfolio is lolicon
>>219168034hate that fag very repulsive looking
>>219168065Which is cool and sexy.
>>219167875Beautiful aryan princess. Much hotter than the fugly bitches in the tank yall simp for
have the twins changed their clothes?
>>219168074
>>219167944holy fuck lmao
>>219167998>the cabbage patch stare
>>219168003You didn't. I typed the post out. Is it showing that you wrote it? I digress: I have some things to take care of for the day before I can go back to watching Bingo and her twin sister. Keep an eye on them for me, /ftl/. Keep Bingo safe. <3
>theyre still talking about JDman this show is dead as fuck
have the twins showered?
>>219168074Now the rules are gonna matter.
>>219168056because he's not a fish lol.i swear every season you people forget that freeloaders are freeloaders after they've been in the house for a couple days lol
james is a miserable bastard this morning
>>219168033Aryeh liked my reply on X when I asked him to respect the boundaries between me and Bingo. He's a kind enough individual to not try to get into a relationship with Bingo, out of respect for one of his own fans.
>>219168084then why is Laura the one expecting?
>all thats left watching are 2 emmasimps + twinsimpsGrim
>>219168136>He trusts a Jewlol
>>219168131i thought the point was that the freeloaders could win challenge money away from the fishno clue what was the prize for this challenge tho
>>219168136I didn't say anything about a relationship
drake is unaware he is going to be blacklisted from acting when he gets back home for simply being associated with sam hyde
>>219167944>>219168100
>>219167852for what purposes exactly?
Did anybody find out why Laura randomly fucked off last night
>>219167260it was funny
>>219168151$750 for first, $500 for 2nd and 3rd. Blane was robbed.
>>219168144Jewish simps be like HOT
>>219168157This. Look what happened to Simbal and Alex B. They've been relegated to D list celebs after their stint
Someone should be given prostitute duty
Life is claire
>>219168151I don't think they've done the "freeloaders can win" thing in a couple seasons now. Probably because it caused the fish to team up against the freeloaders more than each other.At this point freeloaders are just there to be obstacles/weapons for the fish, like a PvPvE game.
Blane for EP2
>>219167837I think it's credmaxxing for some bant postersThey will admit afterwards that they were actually watching S5, then flip flop all the time
JD won>called Jet a sex pest to his face and wasn't kicked>humilliated Jet again when he tried to convince him to box in the middle of the night >beatered Jet's ass on a boxing match>got to slap Laura's ass>this didn't even bother his cute gf>left the show with his dignity intact, returning to sunny and beautiful California to his 6 figure job
>>219168157>unawareWhy do you think he's on the show in the first place? He's got no prospects. Drake is like some sort of stay at home stepdad while his wife works for an agency
>>219168179simbal was on track to be in project hail mary
>>219167121Me watching s4
>>219168162to enjoy
>>219168209>beateredgood morning saar
>>219167657>everyone ignoring the fact that he ADMITTED to playing the extremely violent murder simulator "Ninja Gaiden"That is very troubling. Also, before you defend him - murder simulators are not constitutionally protected speech.
>>219168144I am a simp for Ash being cuckqueaned by Laura
>>219168179neither of them were famous at all and neither of them lost a single opportunity because of season 3
>>219168164all we know is bingo ran out of some medication and laura takes a similar medication; some speculated it is adhd med, and i speculated the production took laura to a doctor to get a prescription to give to bingo
>>219168223oh yeah I forgot about that, he's definitely based then
>>219168185Blane could have won he came in 4th.
Lets say there was 30% chance getting $100 by opening a door and finding jet there with the money, and 70% chance finding James Drake behind the door ready to box you, would you open that door?
>>219168216ok bro. for sure
>>219168157No he won't lol. It's not 2016. Sam has been appearing on some of the largest comedy shows around these past couple years, many of them hosted in LA.James will be fine and will most likely have people reaching out to him for work.
>>219168084>>219167975>>219167892>>219167886ur ngmi
>>219168179Alex B has a community he never would have had otherwise
>>219167515>freddy>burt>charityYou are now welcome to apologize.
The famous house edit fucking sucked. Why did they edit it like a bad generic reality show instead of showing the audience how its a hidden camera prank show? This was Jets idea surely
>>219168264>Alex B has a community
anything happened after last night's friend tank, tts/mints trying to piss off james unsuccessfully or the ultra boring and cringe religious talk and tts christ and muhammed glazing?
>>219168157>thinking people still care about sam hydeWho? That let's player with 2k views?
>>219167657The answer is it depends on the loli. He likes Etna and Konata so he's based. If it was some vtuber garbage like Gura or Biboo then it would be cringe.
>>219168254Sam Hyde is still very much blacklisted from most media except "alt right" and conservative media. Otherwise he's considered Anti-Jewish therefore very bad to most of the civilized world.
drake not taking any chances dirtying another set of clothes
>>219168254Yeah he'll get lot of appearances on chud podcasts
>>219168275AB
>>219168220It's a meme you dip!
>>219168254Comedy has been dead as an industry for years
>>219168275>This was Jets idea surelyI doubt jet gives a single fuck about the edits. It was 100% an ab idea
>>219168288you're right... I wonder if he likes Tatsumaki.
>>219168276why do they always talk about fixing "muh teef" they look fine
>>219168297He’s ripped, get it?
>>219168320lol
I like the guy but let's not pretend Drako had any future as an actor beyond appearing in student films or Z tier trash
>>219168310I was thinking that, especially when you compare them to Landon's teeth
>>219167260>>219167239based. he is now my fav normie contestant ever.
>>219168293He is not blacklisted from comedy at all anymore lol. Nobody who is currently relevant refuses to work with him. Literally the only major comedy show he has yet to go on is Kill Tony - and they have mentioned him on the show - so they're clearly not terrified of his name.I genuinely don't understand how people can still think Sam is blacklisted from the industry when he's been fucking everywhere recently lmao.
Where are the twins right now?
>>219168264>>219168179>>219168157>>219168211An industry insider confirmed to me that had Burt been awarded the 50k, the Blade remake would have been released by now.
I wish sam was there to try and cause resentment between the twins and make them fight and hate each other and never speak to each other again after the show
>>219167911She had a couple jobs and said last night she has/had a guy friend, but yeah she's mostly a shut in, but I will fix that.
I crunched the numbers on Ashe and JD's relationship:>She has never lived in the same state as JD>She said they've been dating for 6 years when she confronted JD>On her linkedin, she graduated highschool in 2021 (5 years ago)JD is a literal discord groomer.
>>219167239
Ben’s bit with james drake and evolving back into gay ben is funny
>>219168275At the very least they should included a short segment at the beginning that showed the previous seasons and then said this time they don't know they're on Fishtank.As it stands there is literally no reason for new viewers watch this, and anyone who DOES appreciate this Z-tier big brother ripoff will be disappointed by how it changes later. And niggas who are already Fishtank fans get nothing out of it either.They just love confounding and frustrating their audience. Same reason why Sam and Jet both love eating into the microphone. That mindset will be (and already kind of has been) their downfall
Reminder that JD brought condoms.
>>219168343her arms are out of her sleeves and crossed over her chest
>>219168302>Comedy has been dead as an industry for yearsComedy films are dead. Live comedy is one of the biggest industries in the world currently.
>>219168340> Literally the only major comedy show he has yet to go on is Kill Tonycorrect, sam is on fools watch
>>219168283all the girls had a naked pillow fight
tengo una reunión mañana pero estamos en el aeropuerto, no hay problema vd?
>>219168343Real image
>>219168344Sleeping in the dorm
Why do the twins keep talking about KantWhy do they even know who that is
>>219168374>Live comedy is one of the biggest industries in the world currently.what retard planet do you live on
>>219168363I think the larp cheered him up yesterday
>>219168351choose life
Laura is nontent nowJimmycord played their one and only card with JD
>>219168343antara build
I’m tired of Tweedledee and Tweedledum being allowed to sleep all day.
>>219168310Bingo said she wants to get a stuck baby tooth she still has removed, and Bongo said she had a cavity that she was worried about spreading to her brain or something.
>>219168390Bingo is a scientist
cheerful chap
Is anyone keeping track of what each contestant purchases at the market?
>>219168033>>219168136The fact that you think the twins would like Aryeh the fat retarded bald deformed head guy
>>219168395Leave your house and you'll see that almost every live show is comedy related.Unless you live in some small midwest town where there isn't even a concept of live shows.
>>219168408that's fair
>>219168329Maybe not in a major film but I can definitely see him in a b movie or small stage acting gig or whatever He has charisma but yeah he isn’t magical
>>219167239>>219168362They set him up for this so bad saying you get points for making it funny then telling him to take it serious kek
woke and boke
>>219168429Energy drinks and vapes and nicotine pouches and caffeine
>>219168429yeah, midge has bought all the buttplugs so far
>>219168310How's it going in the yookay?
james drake is handsome but kinda funny looking at the same time. very expressive face.
>>219168408this is how i use chatgpt 90% of the time
>>219167981You won't do shit and you know it. Keep dreaming pal. Also in the world of billions there' millions of Bingo and Bongo you just have to look in the right places
how the fuck is blane so kino
>JD leaves>Show instantly dies
Hey there Bashir, how's it going today?
>>219168408Is ChatGPT still so shit it just makes things up? And zoomers trust it?
goran
>>219168372Xavier riffing on that would have been incredible.>why did you bring these small balloons with you?
>>219168429they all buy stimulants and occasionally toiletriesthey also buy cheap canned / cupped food
>>219168441>set him up Yeah he really goofed by making us like him more
>>219168425those motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed
>>219168359is it really even cheating if they're just e-dating then?
if any of you fuckers get on the show next season knowing full well what kind of show it is you better not fucking walk.
>>219168483>next season
>>219168479what the heck is soulmist?
>>219168492You sir have won the internet today!
>>219168483Next season is Jet's bangbus, nobody wants to be on that
I found the twins mom’s IG but I already lost it. She had a good Bingo on there holding an art project she did for community college.
>>219168395he's not really wrong.look at vegas for example - it used to be full of magic and theater acts, whereas today it's full of comedy acts.
>>219168466yeah. it's shit with niche topics and will confidently tell you something wrong instead
>>219168501yes anon, next season, don’t fucking embarrass us by leaving
who the fuck is "midge"what is this meme?
>>219168429there's basically no penalty for robbing itBingoBongo best strat
>>219168492Satanic
>>219168359this is like when Mr naked said >"I was hanging out with my friends at the park" and it turned out he was at the park by himself on a discord call.
>>219168404hardest ive laughed this season
>FREEZE>Anon, I know for a fact, based on life choices, that you are going to hell.How do you respond?
>>219168515that's the offseason.
bum again for blane lol
>>219168439He'd be excellent in commercials
>>219168473He would've blown in them through the mask.
>>219168527>next season
>>219168408Kek
>>219168374This isn't true. At all. Clubs have been closing all over the country, and the ones that remain are being bought up and consolidated under private equity revenue extraction models. The future of live comedy is bleak.
>>219168249Yeah James Drake wouldn't try to kill me or anything because he's a nice guy and would probably just realize I don't want to box after a few light taps on my gloves so it's almost like free $100
>>219168532new emo baddie freeloader
they brighten up the day
>>219168107i'll rape em good for ya
>>219168514o7!
>>219167097>>219167124>dead nigger mentioned>emma: erm what the fuck?!>payton: BASED sieg heil 1488we didnt know how good we had it
>>219168527>cole>aryeh>cryoftl has dogshit representation on fishtank
>>219168532Emma’s alter ego who really, really likes butt stuff
>>219168566Many are saying this.
kody is my favorite part of the morning :)
>>219168532A jab at Emma for being the shortest
>>219168587he’s the only part of the morning
>>219168543>I was hung from the gallows, I burn in hell for my crimes
midge is a more anal character than we've had before
You gotta love the Kodester
>>219168408I love how the San Fransico tech marketing people just renamed lying as "hallucinating" and built our entire economy on it.
>>219168329>>219168439>>219168548>niggers know nothing about moviesHe's not A-list but he's a perfectly good actor. Plus, he's more interested in building a production company.t. filmworker
i'm probably going to be deeply depressed once this season is over. i'm way too invested.
>not janitor
>>219168518All I know about her is that she’s divorced and likes to smoke cigarettes so much they lost their house
>>219168580
>>219168460Literally everyone is saying this
>>219168408Imagine if you didn't watch fish tank that much and you were talking to a friend about fish tank and you were being a poser and asked chatgpt for a quote really quick and actually believed this was a famous quote from fish tank then you quoted it to your friend to try to fit in
>>219168629Said no one
>>219168483this is what they all go in thinking, then after a few days reality sets in and it's not the same as watching it on your computer and you want to leave
>>219168629I'm definitely gonna miss it, when 3 and 4 ended I didn't miss them because they both fell apart near the end and I stopped caring
Why did he do it?
>>219168214as in an actual speaking role? can you spoonfeed me some more info please
>>219168558Wait what? The only major club that's closed in the past few years was The Caravan, and it only closed because the city was redeveloping the area a round it.The fact that we've seen an entire new CITY pop up in comedy is proof that it's growing, not dying.
Hey, little buddy. How's it going today?
There is still no downside to just taking whatever you want from the store
>>219168629This but only if the twins don’t become my friend.
>>219168518well, find it again
>>219168653He was making content
>>219168624He's unironically better than a lot of actors I see in indie films recommended here. Nothing noteworthy, but there's no reason he couldn't have a respectable career.
post emma getting stept on.
>>219168653after years of blueballing with a discord gf he never met irl, the pressure of having a real woman in front of him became too much
>>219168653Deep down he's a creep and he got lost in the moment
>>219167909oh lawdy
>>219168689they won't LOL fucking loser
TLP TLP TLPballs deep and even deeper
>>219168686just take the tickets and rack up debt then do the ah jeez dude when they ask you to pay it
Why is Bingo always so tired despite sleeping 18 hours a day and drinking 5 energy drinks?
>>219168629First time?
>>219168711Calm down Ben
>>219168711TLP tank when?
>>219168543https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774937484043977.webmit kinda hurts being in hell
>>219168629Just tune out now like the cool kids already did. I feel nothing
Kody is getting PISSED that the twins sleep all day and do NOTHING!
Emma looks particularly raped this morning
>>219168340Kill Tony is literally not even remotely funny ever even when they have the "good" comedians do stand up or when they have the bad ones it's just not funny at all ever
>>219168725She's skin and bonesNo fat to burn for energy
>>219168725She weighs 90 lbs anon
>>219168654he was gonna mocap for the brown rock
>>219168725Nutrient deficiencies.>energy drinksThose don't really give you energy, they just make you not feel as tired for a bit.
>>219168653She loved that
Cooling down on blane
Why does everyone think alex b is going on the show?
>>219168683Anon is your name.
what does goran mean?
She's so tired...
Twins need to dopplegang Blane, would be incredible
Bingo and bongo bed head
>>219168690I found it again. There’s some good rare Bongos here too. I’m not gonna share.
>>219168745True. That doesn't change the fact that it's one of the largest shows in the world currently.It's also funny seeing people still think that you'll get canceled for le edgy humor when Kill Tony is literally on Netflix lol.
>>219168779girls only rim at night
>>219168749bruh
>getting the twins to follow someone around and mock themI feel like this is hard with the remaining fish.
>>219168763hey kill yourself buddy
>>219168767Bam leaked the whiteboard that said Alex b
Kody is coddled nontentBlane should have been a fishLaura needs to go
>>219168686Stealing while you're working would be especially profitable, just take a few notes from people paying you. Put $2 in the register for a $5 item, no one will even know.
>>219168812They just have to make them mad, just pick Landon
>>219168791>I’m not gonna share.Because you're a liar and your stalker gimmick is fake.
Charity should be there...
>>219168824They’re going to forget in 10 minutes and go back to sleep.
>>219168606Lol he was quick with this
>>219168782She is gonna be the first person to die on the show isnt she?
the amount of TLP in a certain season is directly corelated to its quality
>>219168808Holy shit that’s funny kek
Stop right there criminal scum
>>219168825Is it?
>>219168846True
>>219168812>do challenge for money>or just take whatever you want out of the market for free because it's not enforced anymoreHELLHOUSE
Emmidge or Mimma?
am i crazy or is she getting more and more acne?
>>219168791whatever. i found bongo's secret account anyway.
Fuck I missed it, what is Emma's job?
>>219168876Criminal
>>219168872She literally doesn't shower.
>>219168873Which one? She has at least 3 per platform.
BLAME IS LAMELITERALLY AB ON THE SHOW
>>219167909Now this I can get behind
>JD AT LEAST USE PROTECTION!
>Drake's job is just to be Drake
>>219168624I am the anon who said he would be great in commercials. I don't know why you took that as an insult toward him.
>>219168904smelling people...?
>>219167913The twins art career is all but guaranteed now. Grifting off the fishtank audience will net them their first 50k. Higher profile creators that are fans of fishtank will give them a boost. They will get a normie non fishtank following. If bongo can resist temptation to binge on drugs and the cock of fans the twins are going to make it and all their dreams of love and life will come true.
>>219168914He said emotional support buddy
>>219168886Nobody is saying this
>>219168924hes lying
>>219168879Imagine the smell
>>219168924that's his cover job
>>219168482I never got over how unnerving JD looks
>>219168936emmas swamp butt
>>219168936Lol he said she smelled good to her face
>>219168745I like it a lot, does that make me not as cool as you?
>>219168937>for free
>>219168482>>219168940He looks like AJ Soprano
>>219168952the best art is usually made out of passion
>>219168936musty
Bashir>Tayleigh you are one of the best fishtank contestants of all time. You showed unimaginable strength and resilience. It means a lot that you would send me a rose. Thank you Tayleigh
>>219168482so they weren't even physically dating?I'm not sure if that's worse then being in a poly relationship with her and another guy
director follows blane to every room
>>219168860>Tayleigh if she was talented and not an annoying tryhardBayleigh
>>219168951it makes your sense of humour absolute trash
>>219168961broke nigga cope
>>219168968blanetank
Bingo is going BACK to sleep!
>>219168963You forgot>Blows a kiss to the cameraThat was pathetic
>>219168851
>>219167571>Brought up kiwifarms rent free award
>>219168359My headcanon that Alex is her at-home boyfriend, and JD is the rich simp that flies her out for vacations semiannually
Based Twins sleeping all day, making production seethe
what does antara even do
holy shit this thread is slowwake up anons!
>telling james about how landon is trending on twitter for his acting brutal
Stopped watching during milk vomit eveningWhat happened between then and there? Who won the gauntlet for immunity?
>>219168963Bashir>iloveuiloveuiloveu uhhh ahh
>>219169010this shit is on my 3rd monitor bro nothing is happening.
>>219167875big head
>>219168860Cool bingo
>Ermm did that WOMAN just say NIGGA??!??!?!!?! BEST FREELOADER EVERRRRRRRRRWhy are Fishtank fans like this?
>>219168975>he only does things for moneyprostitute logic
>>219168982https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txoqe611j-o
>>219169003le based nontent, take that wiggers!>>219169017suck my penis
>>219168860hoe is ugly as shit
>>219169017team tard won, team fag kept sending out JD
is this house layout unsettling to anyone else?there's something very demonic about it
>>219169017autists won immunity. JD slapped Laura's ass and then walked off the show the next morning after getting blow back from his supposed GF.
>>219169036illiterate logic
>>219169039ugly and retarded, but charming like no other
>>219168965He grew up in NJ and moved to California in 2020.She's lived in Ohio her whole life (confirmed by her twitter and linkedin)
>>219169051JD left?!?!?!
>>219168329He has his own production company and seems like the guy is rich so he just makes shitty indie movies that make no money. He'll be fine. He'll keep casting himself in his own movies. He was never going to be some a-lister. He isn't any lister. Being any-lister implies that any studio is out there ready to call him.
>>219169028i dont care entertain me
>>219168860a smile would be nice
>>219169010goran killed the only tolerable way to watch this shit so half the general left
>>219169035they think sam hyde is the pinnacle of comedy. let them have their moment.
Round 3 when?
>>219169035I bet if there was a poll to kick her out now it'd be 80% kick
>>219169047no one knows what you're talking about
>>219168860The twins seem nice and likeable but damn if they don't look like that 30 year old aunt that lives alone and smokes cigs too much.Decent art tho.
>>219169063go outside, my man
>>219168876I had a dream last night that Freddy had killed half of the fish and freeloaders and some random civilians in season 4. Production called it a legit strategy. I woke up confused and googled “why was freddy fishtank allowed to kill everyone”
cleh
>>219169072
>>219169064shame he left, he should've been called a faggot moreactually I don't think "faggot" is severe enough of a word. we need a new word for how utterly gay this guy is
>>219169047Its structured like a resident evil house
>>219169084Mints has not left the basement since then. Terrified fat ginger.
>>219169084pls make it happen @mints
Are all the rooms unlocked now?
>>219169047it's an extremely weird layout, jacuzzi room and bathroom having a wall inbetween and the market backdoor leading into the dorm makes no sense
Bongo is DREAMING about Frank Hassle!
>>219169091make me
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>>219169047Jacuzzi connects to that small room to the left there's a gap in the wall where sinks are
>>219169047It's because that pic makes it look like a hotline miami level
wait till it comes out that Bingo and Bongo aren't twins and are 3 years apartcan't believe know one has found that yet
>>219168782Sheep are counting her
the twins are not good at math
>>219169091
>>219169084Mints the pedophile is absolutely terrified of Bashir because all mints does from the moment he wakes up to the moment he goes to sleep is seethe about bashir. When their eyes meet what is running through his head is>oh shit, does he know that 90% of TTS is just me and they are all about him?>oh fuck, I think he knows oh shit, I am fucking shaking, what will he do to me?>h-he insulted me? I am in danger oh shit oh fucka terminally online troll meeting the person he ''trolls''His nerves are so fucked meeting his obsession he can't think rationally. It would be like Landon meeting ghost politics but without ghost knowing who he is. Landon would be shaking and paranoid.
>>219169013Is this the only tactic the wiggers can think of to try to make drake break?
>>219169189>thinkkek
>>219168233Skitzo babble Laura was sleeping on the couch. She gave up on the bottle episode to sleep while the fish and blane stayed up late entertaining the audience.
It's funny how they told James Drake's gf to leave immediately
>>219169278why is that funny?
THE 4chan controlled minecraft server 2B2T mentioned!
>Click on a room>Hear Antara>Click to the other side of the houseCan't stomach that accent.
>>219169169
>the 4chan minecraft server 2b2tthis is the guy you guys are obsessed with?
>>219169299Because it makes her look retarded and gay
>>219169310ANTARA TO THE MOOON
>>219168821Why steal money when you can just steal the items directly?
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>>219169368
>>219169010nobody posts screenshots/clips anymore because goran killed the only non retarded way to watch. I gave up.
>>219169404kino
>>219169278Should've brought on his ex at the same time
>>219169440>nobody posts screenshots/clips anymoreYou can't even rewind to get a good clip or screenshot now. Wiggers killed all discussion about their own show.
>>219169314
I just hope Ellie has a great day today
>>219169122will only take 10sec
>>219169455
>>219169455awwww big baby going to have to spend 10 dollars of his autism money
>>219169153wait wtf
>>219169505I'm not going to keep taking screenshots for you, ok?
>>219169505but even if you pay goran it is inferior because you can't rewind.
>>219169505>t.
>>219169542>>219169533>>219169522if you're a broke boy just say so :)
>>219169570https://youtu.be/1j2pnZ4w_lw
>>219169570I'm not going to take the screenshots, ok?
>>219169533rewind works fine for me in mpv
>>219169660what url are you using for this?
>>219169703i bought a pass and used my own stream token in an m3u playlist.
>>219169533rewind works are you stoopid?>bongo.webmchecks out
>>219169660damn just figured out you can literally just drag the kick fishtank url into mpv and it works
>>219169724how did you find out the m3u8 url for the streams? i have a pass too and would like to do that
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