Alex B is asleep Edition>FTL News>sleepytime>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://fishtank.observer/https://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_WikiPrevious: >>219202902
>>219205201The baking thread autists are gonna freak
>>219205229like clockwork >>219205267
Isn't Burt an actual rapist?
fat retard mints (sexybigfoot) is sending anti-bashir TTS to the wrong room.
>go to sleep>wake up and try to catch up on threads>impossible since there were so many random bakes with the wrong thread numbers
>>219205339why do you think this is mints
>>219205315Men can't be raped
>>219205393yep it was good until LazyBake stopped then it was slopcity until 2 threads ago
>>219205393Heh... Guess you'll have to use the fishtank chat instead...
>>219205429Mints is such a gigachad.Mogged bitch boy bashir.
Elon Musk comes up to you and says "hey anon, I'll give you 20 million dollars if you manage to last an entire year sharing an apartment with two of these four guys. They will not kill you, rape you or harm you in any way">Alex B>Aryeh>Burt>FreddyWho do you pick
put a Sodaman on I want to see him mog these freakin fags
>>219205475freddyaryeh
>Elon Musk comes up to you and says "hey anon, I'll give you 20 million dollars if you manage to last an entire year sharing an apartment with two of these four guys. They will not kill you, rape you or harm you in any way">>Alex B>>Aryeh>>Burt>>Freddy>Who do you pick
>>219205475Aryeh and Freddy will be the least obstructive I think. Burt would
>>219205475alex and aryeh
>>219205475I feel like I could bully Burt and Arye into submission so that they stop talking to me.Freddy would get drunk and drum on my wall at 4am and Alex would be yapping 24/7, even if I beat him up his goldfish memory would have him reset to tweaker mode a day later
Elon Musk offers you 20 million dollars to have sex with Burt, if you refuse you will be raped to death.
>>219205544jokes on you, I've been size training my ass already
>>219205494I look like this
Elon Musk offers you 20 million dollars if you can stay 30 minutes inside the machine that kills you in 10 seconds
>>219205475Freddy would steal all the copper wiring in the house. Alex B and him would never stop aggressively yapping and leaving garbage everywhere. Aryeh and Burt would just be gay but passive and considerate.
bill ottman stalking an old chinese woman in a park then bashing her in the back of her skull and dragging her into some bushes and raping her ass before shitting in her mouth and smashing her head some more with the hammer until she dies
Did anything happen last night after 11 pm est? other than Alex B being a crackhead. I heard Emma kissed him or something. bf mad af?
I want Freddy to come on but I think he's too much of a drunk retard to even get on the show. I've been messaging him and he's just saying nonsense to me and he's been just replying nonsense to people on twitter too
>>219205590that's not the kind of thing he does, what the heck!
>>219205616Freddy and Alex B yap sessions would be incredibly painful
>>219205598https://x.com/FishFoodFlakes/status/2039195068364738578
>Be Alex B>Makes grand entrance >Gassed up by nice TTS>Laughs off shit talking TTS>Gets drunk, confrontational, looks for a fight >Get disturbed by TTS>Gets two moderate shoves >Runs away>Returns, gets a safe space with women >Says he will fight for real if James Drake approaches him alone >James Drake approaches alone, does nothing but cry to camera about being picked on for no reasonWhat’s going on with this guy? Is it drugs, cowardice, or both?
james drake wants to beat alex b's ass but he doesn't know that he'll never agree to mutual combat
>>219205494Aryeh and Burt. They will bugger each other all day and leave me in peace.
>>219205616I love the Fredster, with just a couple weeks inS4 he cemented himself as one of the top fish of all time, but I wouldn't invite him back, I do not trust the guy at all
>>219205634freddy would actually convince him to box him though so at least that might be something
>>219205634freddy would activate alex b and drive him into monkey king mode
>>219205598Emma was just stuck on him the entire night, no kiss
first i thought it was punch at binx
sam tweeting about fishtank instead of doomer politics, i can't believe it
>>219205494Burt and Aryeh simply because I could tolerate those two, but Alex B and Freddy would legitimately stab and kill you after a while of living together.Burt I would just lie to him and say Aryeh wanted his poop dick and Aryeh I would convince that my sister was hot for him but only if he pleased Burt and left me alone.
Does that egirl they gave Landon the picture of actually have a boyfriend?
>>219205684How long until he swings by and fucks the show up
>>219205636>pay for a show the wiggers don't care about>give jet neptune your CC infono
>>219205664that's why I would invite him back lol
>>219205598>>219205674Emma's boyfriend missed the part where she was literally told by Jet to follow Alex around and be his second. So her boyfriend seethed on twitter and started posting her nudes there and they were reposted on here. Fair to say that relationship is over.
>>219205642lmao James punked his ass
just realized i don't care about any of this
>pay us $100 to basically post on 4chan except you know we are actually reading it because there's a double check mark that says we read it
>>219205694okenjoy nothing!
>>219205684alex b is his prodigy@jetput sam back on the robot to do a confessional with alex b
lauras real voice is two octaves lower than when she was bothering JD
>>219205684..don't tell me this is a sign
>>219205705LMAO. Would be funny if that actually happened. She is a TLP you know?
>>219205684pic or didn't happen
>>219205651His brain is literally just fried
>>219205705i missed the part where that’s my problem
>>219205598Alex B managed to turn the entire house against him, they all have united in their mutual dislike of the meth head.
People simping for female Jimmy is sad.
>>219205739this is honestly the only video that's actually made me laugh out loudIt's even funnier because Ben beat the absolute FUCK out of him the night before
>>219205763
>>219205763She has the face of a brazilian man, sagging skin and a permanent needle in her arm. I refuse to believe it isn't ironic.
>>219205739just two micro bros
>>219205693i think he'll make an appearance in the final week, have thought that since the beginning. he just doesn't wanna constantly travel back and forth from RI to GA.
>>219205775
>>219205723It’s protege dumb ass monkey
waiting for a first screencap of a tts shitting on Alex B send by mints from his alt, for 0 dollars
>>219205792This, he will probably be there for the finals or whatever
>>219205795tortas tend to swell up time to time
>>219205705Funny how no one ever knows what his twitter handle is...really makes you think...Fucking autistic parasocial faggot, neck yourself
>>219205651daddy didn't give him enough attention because he was too busy being a businessman and the only times he ever did pay attention to him was when he was whooping his ass for being bad so now his brain is wired to crave ass whoopings
>>219205795Right WOULD no rubber
EmmabrosWhat's the game plan for today?
Bongo is BACK in bed! Everybody say sleep well Bongo!
>>219205817buttplug
fat recognize fat
>>219205804nah
>>219205817I know what Emma's plan is... being a tight fucking slut. freaky ass Lil small bloc.
>>219205829i bet laura is really wishing she never lost weight right about now!
ALEX B BROUGHT SAM BACKKNEEL
Emma has a busted face but a good body, if she tried actual proper skincare she would be pretty.
Whats happening now? I dont have a playlist
>>219205827https://youtu.be/cG6VEW1ZVgM
>>219205815Checks out
>>219205804it's protégé retard
>>219205852nothing
>>219205804pro da jay, mah nigga
>>219205852Sam just showed up
>>219205394We don't think it's mints we know it's mints. EpsteinIslandBoy, 1, and TigerQueen are also prod accounts.
her name's not even midge it's emma she's lyin to yall
>>219205739Ben is such a tryhard
>>219205864What kind of nothing? Describe it for me
>>219205795SoulSoulless
do you think james drake physically beating / wanting to harm contestants/freeloader is a bit, or is he actually just like that?
>>219205739Ben is such a king
SHADI HAS SNUCK INTO THE HOUSE>SHADI HAS SNUCK INTO THE HKUSESHADI HAS SNUCK INTO THE HOUSESHADI HAS SNUCK INTO THE HOUSE>SHADI HAS SNUCK INTO THE HKUSESHADI HAS SNUCK INTO THE HOUSESHADI HAS SNUCK INTO THE HOUSE>SHADI HAS SNUCK INTO THE HKUSESHADI HAS SNUCK INTO THE HOUSE
>>219205817james drake confirmed emma smells bad and had vomit in her hair
>>219205878sitting around mumbling
what's this about emma being a freeloader
>>219205851I'll get her some acne.org/Daniel Kern kits, I can save her
frank is 20 minutes away
>>219205897Who?
>>219205852>Whats happening now? I dont have a playlistlol do you plan on asking this every 5 minutes?suck it up and watch on kick or the site if you want to know what's happening
>>219205852sucks, man. :/ you'll have to wait till the cucumberfeet recap
>>219205899Face and body of a goddess
>>219205870how do you know
>>219205897she slept in the elimination room
>>219205429Why does he tilt his head up like that
Was it Primestein or Diamondstein? Was Alex the one who started that or Kawan?
>>219205890CODE REDCODE RED
>>219205887idk but he did say within the first few day he's an angry drunk
>>219205897She ate the elimination cock lips
>>219205817tie emma up and give her a bath like the trinity killer
>>219205897She’s too content to be a lame ass fish
>>219205847>>219205868Can't believe I fell for this
I imagine Sam is tweeting about Fishtank, because he knows how much of a TTS cow Alex is. Mo' TTS for Mo' shekels
>>219205929it's obvious retard
You can tell that Bingo gets wet af when talking to Blane
>>219205475FreddyAryehI'd hang out with freddy and we'd bully aryeh hard enough he never leaves his little room
>>219205929they spam 100s of TTS every dayno one is spending that much money
C O D YODYC I G A RIGAR>alright alright >alright alright
>>219205929You sound vaxxed. It's mints stop asking question.
>>219205909Just explain what is happening to him. Don't make things any more difficult than they have to be.
Must be bizarre for james hearing alex TTS all season and they seeing him in person and realize he is actual crackhead
>>219205936kawan thought that primestein was his actual name and kept saying it so he started it
>>219205951He did tweet about him though. First interaction this season
>>219205887he hasn’t actually done any bodily harm to anyone
Man I really want to see how Freddy and Alex get along. Just lock them in a room together or something and I'll watch that over whatever else is happening this season.
>>219205966
>>219205983I want this so badly but I genuinely think Freddy is too much of a drunk retard to even get on the show
>>219205967esl
>>219205978look at sam's recent tweet. dude pushed alex b and knocked him on his asshe also slammed landon into the jungle wall so hard it broke the drywallhe also nearly killed a bird for a challenge
Im not watching what is going on right now?
>>219205961>>219205953>>219205929Literally nobody would waste money on anti-Muslim TTS spam, only fatass virgin Mints would do that and expect us not to notice.
>>219205909Whats happening now?>>219205911I dont watch recaps
You can shove Alex B to the ground twice and this is your only consequence, a weak grapple.
>>219205935To hide his double chin
>>219206004Sam just came in and said FUCK BASHIR
>>219205968You're being too much of a good person for 4chan buddy
Blane stopped shaking the drink and his whole body had to compensate for the sudden stop
>>219206013are there clips of this
>>219205971I thought this myself. Like he heard the voices all season then he finally puts the face to the voice and he's a literal monkey crackhead.
I have a broken back and a permanent limp and I’m confident I could beat Alex B in a fight.
>>219205890would be nice, i want to see her tits and ass cheeks, and her straight red hair
>>219206026yes, it was all on director cam
>>219205975KWABan was goated and him recking shit while refusing to leave was the funniest moment in the trainwreck that was FH2
>>219205814Calm down tranny you might just suicide yourself hehe. Suicide yourself hehe. Suicide yourself hehe. Suicide yourself hehe. Rope hehe. Rope hehe. Bridge hehe. Suicide hehe.
>>219205983freddy can't even afford a flight, unless he whore's himself out he aint getting to atl
>>219205763Female Frank* Nifty was female Jimmy
>>219205617>ck3I missed that but idk why that's making me laugh. why the fuck would it be called ck3 KEK
>>219206046
>>219206035He boasts about having never worked out a day in his life. He's all flab where he's not skin and bones.
>>219206036that was sent to me, claire
What do you wish was happening right now?
whys the whiteboard on the ground
>>219206003>pushed a guy for a scene>pushed a guy for a scene>nearly killed a bird for a challengeall of these things are done for the show. he’s not some unpredictable monster waiting to snap
>>219206061freddy walking in the front door
>>219206003>dude pushed alex b and knocked him on his assHe was tasked to method act as Alex B.>he also slammed landon into the jungle wall so hard it broke the drywallThat was Bashir, and when you weigh 200 pounds you can break drywall by leaning against it too hard.>he also nearly killed a bird for a challengeThat was also Bashir/Landon. Drake was the only man being somewhat gentle with the bird.
>>219206061Vicky and Alex B screaming at each other
>>219206061claire shadi abi and haley enter the tank
>>219206061Elon Musk giving me 20 million dollars
>>219205852join the discord, the have a dedicated text channel where mods post important events as they happen
https://archive.org/details/raw-stream-2026-03-25-16-57-40-compressedfixedBeen reocrding and posting directors cam 24 hours a day starting on the 26th if anyones interested
>>219206061Bongo shaking her big fat milkers
>>219206052Later a TTS said something about CKY and Alex was confused, CKY?
>>219206026no none
>>219206061I wish Beth, Binx and Emma were washing my balls, butt and cock
>>219205201Why is mints such a freakin badass! He talks mad shit AND always backs it UP! Epic stuff. Love his Half Life sweater too, what an epic gamer and badass! What a dope ass guy. He's so intimidating and not gay at all. His old videos of talking to the phone are so freakin funny omg.
>>219206065Laura wanted to draw
Why does the professional janitor leave the floor all sticky after "cleaning"?
>>219205935he thinks he's an anime hooligan. on some nanda nanda shit
>>219206086Link
>>219206090https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dZ13EbrsKklike these jits?
I'm officially on board with calling him James Snake
Bashir is a much more holy and genuinely spiritual person than Sam could ever hope to be, in light of his Christian nonsense.
Woke up after a long night of kino. Anything happen yet?
>>219206000>>219206000
>>219206036Shadi has red hair?
>>219206093They gave up
>>219206026Nope. No playlist so no clips
>>219206061laura visit
>>219206061My best friend Elon Musk giving me a 20 million dollar most based racist award
>>219206095fucking THIS god, taking turns riding my cock
>>219206115it's all happening right now
>>219206118Sam Hyde
>>219206126Yes
>>219206097im so eepy
>>219206087Godspeed
>>219206061>>219206132sarah* fuck
bingo feet
>>219206101>professional do you think jet and ben are the type to get actual good cleaners and not just cheap ones that wont ask questions
I feel so fucking bad for Mints. I can't imagine being born into that body.
>>219206104https://discord.gg/DgDqmKdP
>>219206113you can make this statement about 99% of modern Christians, not just Sam.The overwhelming majority of them have never even looked inside a Bible - let alone read through it.
>>219206139i think people forgot production told james drake to act like alex b
>>219206050Put some fucking respect on Niftys name
>>219206139oh well.. guess we'll be seeing him at some point
>>219206154An ass like that is a gift, not a curse.
>>219206139Ham Syde
>>219206154guys would kill for that body
>>219206152footjob from bingo while she crys from hunger pains
alex b is gonna get out of here and unironically brag about being the winner of season 3 lmao
>>2192061651 Samuel 18:25
Scott might show up today might not also
>>219206061Bongo getting fucked by a gigantic BBC while Bingo rims him
>>219206103Not joking, I really think that might be it.
A good April fools joke would be the site streaming the address to the nation tonight in place of the tank.
>Law alignedBashirLandonEmma>Neutral alignedJames DrakeBingoBlane>Chaos alignedBongoLauraAlex B
>>219206087thanks, brother. unclebarry, peace be upon him, would be proud. <3 R.I.P.
Kick Blaine
>>219206197I got banned for posting something like that
>>219206154he'd have his uses in prison
>>219206013a monkey hug
>>219206200lol yeah i wasn't joking either
>>219206206Swap James and Emma and you're 100%
>>219206201yeah the election day was so le heckin funny
Whats happening now? I cant see anything>>219206086No
>>219206223Does anyone have the gif or webm of James with the dragon wings flapping them?
>>219206087thanks man, please don't stop
>>219206139that's made my day!!!!
are the wiggers going to give our sweet Antara a bonus at the end?
Imagine Alex B, Freddy, and Star Power in the same house
who's that chick with the black hair and blonde stripe next to alex
>>219206206Yeah, Bongo is so heckin chaos aligned. Remember that time when she
slow day, huh?
the twins realizing they have genuine psychic ability and embracing it. talk about a character arc.
drake mogs that stupid monkey fucker
>>219206165It's a LARP.
>>219206213Why do they let him snitch all the time to the fishes?
>>219206255They’re going to fly her in and the final challenge will be making her cum.
guys should I join the fishtank discord
>>219206255They did give her some money for one of the stox challenges already
>>219206260that’s either luna or benji
>>219206261Yeah it was chaos kino
i stopped watching a few days ago and drunkenly tuned in last night and seeing alex b was a fucking trip
>>219206239I didn’t even know the election was happening. I got home from class at like 8 PM, started jerking off, and when I finished there was a new president.
>>219206266just waiting until AlexB wakes up, either TTS will rile him up enough to want to fight Drake again or he will apologize like a little bitch
>>219206290i think a pedo runs it
>>219206261That time she forced her sister on the ground and started thrusting on her and then farted on her
>>219206294He's awesome.
landon's coming of age is a glow up for the ages
>>219206298he will do both several times
what did he (doggo) mean by this?
>>219206312why tf would that make me want to join it??
>>219206268Only Bingo is psychic. Bongo is just faking it because she doesn't want to be outdone by her sister.
>>219206312its fishtank, basically everyone associated with the show is or knows a pedo
>>219206061
>>219206318Heckin chungus
>>219206318The haircut was supposed to be a joke but between that and the weight loss he actually looks better now.
>Master, let me speak with you
The Tiger takes what the Tiger wants.
good morning /ftl/
>>219206318I hope he gets his 50k stolen by that twitter simp
>>219206330>i r shitbull. chomp!
>>219205739This is incredibly cringe when and jet simps are the worst part of ftl
>>219206354
>>219206188The chad Himmler vs the virgin Samuel.
>>219206353he would cry if tayleigh showed up
>>219206351>Landon looks better>Emma looks better as an alt slut
NASA's Artemis II Crew Launches To The Moon (Official Broadcast)ETA: 80 minutes and counting
They should make the Twins be Alex's monkeys
>>219206351he actually looked decent here
>>219206381u dont understand humor
>>219206381
>>219206255a TTS token
What do you like about Landon?
Bongo is CLOSE to falling out of her bed! Stay safe sweet Bongo!
>>219206376What's the deal with that? It's an actual girl on X simping for him? she has a bf? I saw some pics of her she looks like a generic foid whore.
heavy alex b fatigue already
>>219206407fuck off ben literally nobody found this funny
>>219206026https://x.com/SeanDSarcasm_/status/2039198327816778114
>>219206423Nothing
>>219206423the speech flubs
>>219206335no they're just psychic in different ways. bongo has foresight, bingo clairvoyance.
>counter-curses your witch like snape during quidditch match
>>219206425Face it chud, the tiger gets the girl
>>219206425Yeah she’s real. Idk if her boyfriend is
>>219206423The charisma
What's the april fools gag? ..It's not the curtain call fakeout again is it
is jet too busy jerking off to control the camera
>>219206341This guy is only funny when he's not trying to be.
>>219206423That he got his head caved in
i had to leave the house what happened in the last 2 hours
>>219206459Waiting for Jet to wake up, realize it's April 1st and then put some bullshit together
>>219206459The gag is S5
>I was hung from the gallows.>I burn in hell for my crimes. My sin, my eternal punishment.>The sin may have been innocent, but still I burn. I look up from the hellish depths.>And I see my family. I see Damon. But also,>even though I shall suffer eternal damnation for all eternity, I see hope for these survivors.>For although I may have rot and be burning in hell, they will live on.>And this guilt, this burden is mine to bear.>It kind of hurts being in hell.
>>219206399>To The MoonThey're not going to the moon.They're going """near""" the moon.Shit is still as fake as it was before.
>>219206469Jet went to to sleep an hour ago
Bexfags, explain this
>>219206376He's too much of a pussy to win. His mental fortitude is surprisingly strong but he refuses to be physically uncomfortable at all.
>>219206432that was a sucker push
aight this one is actually funny o7 jimcordfag>>219206468
i always forget that euro hours = jet and ben glazers hours
>>219206497The moon isn't real, retard.
>>219206501mommy
>>219206428That's how he wins.
>tuned out early yesterday>apparently alex b showed upevery time i watch, nothing happensevery time i tune out, something happens
>>219206428Its TTS fatigue. I get its the point, but if they did like 40 minutes on, 20 minutes off, he would be a lot better. Its hard to watch him because he just cuts promo's on the TTS mid conversation everytime.
>>219206484nothing
Another day in my shitty NIGGER! life
>>219206484Elon Musk and Sam Hyde made a cameo. Everyone watching got 20 million dollars.
>>219206504He’s the favorite. They will rig it
>>219206353you now remember bashir was the only fish alex hugged when he came in https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775057657305930.mp4
>>219206529fishtank FOMO can be like that
>>219206529People were spamming the threads for hours before he appeared that he was going to show up.
>>219206539I love this nigga so much.
>>219206529fucking seriously. I stopped watching the day laura showed up, started watching again and stopped the night of the stupid movie bit, then missed alex b showing up
the sticky floors providing footstep sfx is killing me
>>219206519it's a good show
>nearly noon>still on auto directorgrim
>>219206529you must watch every hour goy
only she can save the tank
>>219206545>He's the favoritei refugse to accept that this is true. something has to be up.
>>219206501explain what?
>>219206590Drake's the favorite
>>219206590He is with paypigs and twitter troons. The autist always is
>>219205201>Want to fight?>Let’s go faggot>Cross this line>Now touch me first >Push me one more time >Now push me again when making eye contact with you if you’re ready >Now do it again if you REALLY want to fight >Okay now make sure you’re by yourself and the we will fight >Complete this crossword puzzle or else you’re too scared to fight >Ready to fight? Just give me your date of birth, mother’s maiden name and your social security number pussy!>Ill knock you out, just need you to place at least 10th place or higher in a triathlon >Ill body slam your punk ass but only if your credit score is higher than 820>Step up bitch, but I need to see your last three years of tax returns first, no fake ones>We’re fighting but only if you can name all 50 states and their capitals while I’m choking you out, punk>Alright we fighting for real this time but first you gotta beat me in CSGO>Write a 400-page autobiography about my life as the Monkey King or else you’re too scared>I’ll crack your head bro, but first you gotta let me explain why I’m actually the real winner of Season 3>Thats what I thought bitch.
The way blane moves is killing me. Hopping around. Does James still think he's a pedo or has he warmed up to him. I remember he James avoided eye contact with him for the first few days
Getting my tooth extractedWill pray to the lion and the gorilladragon to keep me safe
>>219206539is it plane to s5 or just a train?
>>219206584i wish i had a qt gf irl
>>219206606Twins mog
>>219206584>tattoo of a shoe on armyeah, no
>>219206545If they pull another "TJ arc" rather than giving us a real finale, I will quit watching for good. I'm still pissed S2 3 seasons later.
>>219206600I wish
I forget that /ftl/ is filled with people like Landon
>>219206611He moves and has the mannerisms of a Lego figure
>>219206614good luck brother
>>219206634He is with the people that rig the show, anyway
>>219206611>ThinkHe verifiably and by his own admission is a pedo.
jet how far am i allowed to go
>>219206629>I will quit watching for goodnobody cares nigga
>>219206629TJ deserved to win because he did all the physical challenges and didn’t complain
>>219206646With the tank gods on my side, I won't need luck...
>>219206660not to mention all the times he boxed, breaking a rib, and still beating shinji in the end
>>219206610kek
>>219206600drake's personality is as cookie-cutter as you can get, but even this is still more believable than the landon astroturfing
>>219206642Kek this is funny
>>219206611All the normies hate Blane because he is a deformed freak. They can't resist their natural desire to wanting to kill someone they recognize as a generic dead end.All the autists are cool with Blane and like the guy.
>>219206590Jet and especially Ben are gay for Drake. If Vicky was still in Jet would rig it for her. But as of now, I think they feel some weird obligation to give the win to Drake just because he's an actual normie who stuck it out, and also gave the show some semblance of credibility as standalone show outside of autistic terminally online people/MDE fans.
>they made me eat hamburgers
>TJseething in the big 26Didn't even like his arc that much when it was happening but the lil nigga has AURA it can't be denied
Blane is based
>>219206611drake will believe whatever shit that feeds his>freeloaders are to mess with contestants, they are my enemiesstrategy
>>219206639The only real complaint I can see about him is that he's performative and combative but uhhhhhhhhWhich fish isn't again? Emma doesn't count since she is classified as plant matter.
Was Alex B on drugs?
>>219206660>TJ deserved to win because he did all the physical challenges and didn’t complainFishtank shouldn't be a participation trophey.The fact is that production pushed people like Brian out, just so they could script le wholesome storyline for TJ.
Bongo pronebone
>>219206695besides the massive back hum (which is also weirdly muscular) Blane has a lowkey crazy sleeper build
>>219206695WORLOLO
>>219206691I still don’t understand how people can say he didn’t deserve it. Even if you hated him
>>219206710tj won the most olympic challenges
>>219206611>The way blane moves is killing methis but with landon. if there's such a thing as a janitor's gait, he's got it.
>>219206660following that same logic, this means landon does not deserve the win at all
>>219206708yesterday or in general? Either way yes
>>219206710What should it be then
>>219206708No, heroin is classified as plant matter.
does laura have any socials?
>>219206708Alex B doesn't need drugs.
>>219206639This place is full of people who wish they were like Landon.Landon is charismatic and funny. He is witty and courageous. The only thing he has in common with the average fishtank viewer is that he is dumb and lacks basic life skills like tying his shoes.The average person here is like Aryeh, Bezo and JD.
>>219206710It's a testament to how unlikeable Brian was that the blatant rig job for S2 goes under the radar
>>219205475Freddy would be chill, dude is a bro
>>219206651His hentai page was like 99% big breasted women. There was only a handful of somewhat loli looking ones. He said the loli ones were just characters from animes he liked.
This is kino
how i feel after 5 minutes of trying to enjoy fishtank
Whats happening now? I cant see without my playlists
>>219206716He said he has never worked out and games all day which I dont understand
emma winning would be the funniest outcome just imagine the sheer amount of seethe
>>219206767Aryeh would just be quiet and mind his own buisness i feel like
>>219206765Based, LDF activate (without irony)
>>219206787Just use ppv
>>219206639I'm a Blane
>>219206695Blane is our official 4chan representative
>>219206791This
>>219206735He shouldn't have been in the finals in the first place lmao.>b-b-b Sam hit him hard on week 3!I guess we should just start ending the seasons as soon as a fish gets hit, if that's all it takes to win.
Blane is so fucking disabled
>>219206799he's fit and hasn't said any slurs, so no
>>219206792His mere existence disgusts me. I'd rather have roaches than live with him.
>>219206791This but JD
Emma is so shit, production had to come up and give her a personality.
>>219206765I'm more of an Oliver personally.
>>219206788he just naturally bulks up due to his twitching.
BLANE IT UPLANEITUP
>>219206814Imagine thinking shinji deserved to be there over TJ. Tayleigh deserved her spot. So you’re giving it to Trish? Lol
>>219206825And it only worked for a day
>>219206824true but we lost that horse
>>219206688I would be okay with Drake, Landon or Bashir winning.
What would she do in this house?
can we get this nigga landon a prostitute conjugal visit?
>>219206839Sure, because those were the only fish on S2.Retard.
>>219206844Point at the camera and stuff
boom shakalakalakalaka
>>219206765Aryeh was a kind person, JD makes $300k a year, only Bezo is accurate
>>219206844Say let’s goooo and crochet
>>219205475Will I still get paid if I harm THEM or will the cops arrest me and I forfeit the money for leaving the apartment?Can I get 120 million if I spend three years in an apartment with all of them?
joopy needs to show us a lot more if she wants our cum
alex looks like a corpse
>>219206814I don't care for TJ, but it really doesn't matter. None of S2's cast was any good or worth rooting for. Shinji is a retarded coomer, Trish is a lazy whore, and Poopleigh doesn't need any further comment. It should have been a Cole/Brian finale to be any good.
>>219206459emma is a freeloader
>>219206853Cole quitJimmy lostBrian lostThe rest are irrelevant
>>219206844she looks like a caveman
>>219206839it's pretty obvious who the final 3 should have been if you look at the first couple weeks of the show lol.production just dropped the ball 1,000 times throughout that season and we were left with scraps.
https://www.fishtank.live/clips/366720?back=true
Landon reminds me of an american Karl Pilkington
Bongo's fat retarded ass
>>219206280why can't emma get her feet out like this. It's always gotta be the gross guys
>>219206840>does something>cries
emma is the only one willing to create conflict, she should win
bex is cool
>>219206886Cole would have never made it to the final. He quits everything he does
>>219206892>Cole quitkicked>Jimmy lostkicked>Brian lostrigged against himgo start todays show jet
>>219206910LOL
James D up early fidgeting around. He knows he’s about to get his ass kicked. While his gf is watching!
why not open the yard at this point and let them chill in the poolits not fishtank anymore anywhousars
>>219206906after 5 season the girls have learned to keep their feet absolutely locked into socks and shoes
>>219206841Uhhhh we're losing too many freeloaders and the tank is boring so we're bringing back another regular fish to make it fair and prevent electrical infetterenceCome on up JDWe agreed with your gf you have to wear a cuck cage since you weren't gay enough the first time
What would he do in this house?
Bongo is one of the most erotic characters they’ve ever had on Fishtank.live. Everything she doesn’t exudes pure eroticism.
>>219206935Point at the camera and stuff
>>219206695What's his youtube channel? /ftl/ OPs used to have a paste bin of everyone's socials
>>219206895God like hassler. It would be torture living with him.
256 pages of clips were created since alex entered. (I'm trying to find Bar Alt footage of his entrance but nobody clipped that it seems)
>>219206935
>>219206910if by creating conflict you mean hiding silently in a corner
>>219206879He's dead.
>>219206935>Sam walks in and says something funny>Bashir jimfaces the camera
>>219206825and that was nontent too
>>219206544Glad my comment mind broke you so hard, have a (you)
The twins have been assigned the job of "Monkey King"
blane makes me think of this guyhttps://youtu.be/AAj4_1PLLL0?si=7fVWSwIW3ddpX6dp
Last night Bingo brought up Scalpgate and said she wants her head shaved since she thinks that might help with her scalp issues.
>The Twins are monkeys
>>219206895Blane doesn't even flinch lol, I think he slept through it, and he was sober
>>219206765/ftl/ posters are either Seth, JD, Bezo or Vance
>>219206986It doesn't work like that. I've shaved my head and still had dandruff.
>>219206986That’s cool she should do it
https://x.com/FredericAnthon6/status/2039369744139038815
Landon's a BUM
what are the must watch movies these months?
For a second I tricked myself into thinking Cryo was in the tank. If only...
>>219206962>>219206910creating conflict by sleeping and crying
>>219207000that's pretty funny
We deserve a bashir vs james final but it will be twins vs landon
>>219207000>Freddy going on and getting the same James Drake treatment
Cody really fucking sucks at handing out jobs. It's stupid as fuck to spoil the secret ones openly.
>>219206987somebody in the threads called this last night. they said they should make the twins be benji and luna
We're all in agreement now that Bingo is an F tier fish, putting the twins down to like a B tier, right?She has slept for about a week straight now.
>Today's elimination challenge is who can be the most haram!
>>219207038That was the cover job
>>219206910delusional
>>219207041Yeah…no
>>219207041She's malnourished.
>>219206998but she doesn't just have dandruff. she has scalp problems.
>>219206960https://x.com/HeartTank64/status/2039138412146671847https://x.com/reraamu/status/2039150503678931255
>>219206690Probably makes it difficult to clean out her ass for pluggy time.
>>219207041Yeah
>>219206935Smash the jeetbot
>>219207063She likes it smeary
Where did Alex sleep during S3?
>>219207047factual
landon literally started the beef with alex, he should not be commended for "standing his ground" or whatever these niggas are saying
>>219206424Tts brain
>>219207041wouldn't be surprised if Jet gives Bongo an ultimatum about going solo at some point. bingo is really dead weight, if she was solo they would be giving her the emma treatment
>>219207060She's just very introverted. She's actually not that different from someone like Emma but has about double her autism and half the attractiveness, so it's no wonder she keeps to herself.She actually is decent enough to watch when she is putting in effort to interact, but her default mode is to shut down. Not to mention >>219207060
>>219206788He has a full body hentai masturbation routine
>>219207083Dude youre so cool for caring about that!April fools! haha :D
>>219207041the separate reality the twins are in on the tank is getting kind of old I get it but it feels like the twins /want/ to be included while the rest of the fish are avoidant for obvious reasons.
Blane is nontent
i figured out why the audio lags on ppv: the stream is slowed down by 10% or so, which makes the stream jump to catch up. this is also why their voices sound so much deeper
>>219206960>>219207062having to rely on the site's clip chimps is grim. the best clips came from these threads when we had the playlist :/
Virgin to virgin dating advice
>>219207114a bit boring but he's okay he has his moments
what happened yesterday? bashir has lower voice than usual
>>219206386Kek retard
>>219207041It's pretty boring now that they're deliberately being coddled because people feel sorry for them and are avoiding doing anything to them.Josie Season 1 people felt the same but she had to go through a load of shit to get the win.Meanwhile the twins are coasting to a win.
Twins are coddled nontentBashir is coddled contentLandon is contentEmma is nontent
>>219207135>>219207118
we need more emotional support freeloaders, this is way to crazy for the contestants
>>219207114He’s AB personified
>>219207083bedroom 3 bottom bunk
>>219207092>b-b-b he only told him what to do repeatedly!Yeah. Trying to control another grown man when you don't know them is going to start an altercation lol.Landon kekeps acting like the "Fishtank Expert" and it's getting really fucking annoying.
What is going on with the stocks? Why is Alex so low? Why is landon so high?
shes otw to mog the tank
>>219206960This view?
>>219207106Because no one can fucking understand what they're saying and if anyone touches them in any way the fans will riot
blane is the thinking man's freeloader. like tai
>>219206960https://www.fishtank.live/clips/361319?back=true
>>219207140is this an image for ants?
Bongo says she wants a cigarette! Time to bring back cigarette delivery!
>>219207167Landon is the favorite
i just saw sam acknowledged the season on xitter
>>219207167Everybody dumped after thinking Alex was going to leave
out of bed Alex B sounds like a 75 year old
>>219207186that's so heckin cool!
>>219207186HES COMING COMFIRMED
>>219207185Landon has had the biggest growth arc by far
alex's voice is completely gone lol
>>219207167>midg you own 11
>Alex's voice is completely gonekek
Laura is advising the twins to throw poop today as they pretend to be monkeys.
>>219207196He was shouting all night at TTS and in general, he's fucked his voice.
Alex has had about 4 hours sleep
>>219207186w-wait... sam... fucking... hydestein!!!!????
>>219207167Were you not watching last night?
>>219207224they're not gonna do anything
>>219207206yeah he was super timid at first but now he's The Tiger™.
>>219207186OMG my e-daddy has blessed us with his acknowledgement
>>219207206HE ATE A STRAWBERRY HOW KINO
>>219207186Does that mean we're allowed to like it now
>>219207244this but unironically
Alex B has 1hp
>says he hates cops>excited to be oneMany such cases
why does the birthday song trigger alex so much
Reminder that Frank is fired
>>219207240He's still just as timid as he was Day 1 lol.He talks shit and then IMMEDIATELY shuts down if the person responds to them.
anyone have a link to the tts records for fishtank?
>you'll have to work for food>fruit in jungle room each morning>computer room>fair competition high tension gameshow>no returning facesWhat went wrong?
>>219207209I really want to dick her
>>219207244this + 100 other things hes never done before not even food related
>>219207269did you watch last night? he was pressing alex b for 2 hours straight
Trying very hard not to start cracking up at work rn
>>219207182Cope
https://youtu.be/apPsjYs6HmEBongo is a big fan of this video
>>219207288production told him to btw
https://x.com/BurtBronx/status/2039368377769054263
>>219207296not even the same anon bro, post a better res pic so we can read it
>He's still goingI love Alex B
>>219207288>You're a bitch Alex>Alex storms up to him>"Say it again">Landon backpedals against the hallway wall>"Say it again">Landon: I don't want a physical altercationYeah, he really pressed Alex lmfao.You're just as autistic as Landon is.
>>219207297YAY!!! me too <3
>>219207167i dont get how the stocks are related to what the people are doing?like if emma midges out and tries to make content why does her stox go up? shes still emma
>>219207280Sam isn't there to keep these retards in check.
woodworking into gathering supplies into camping arc survival challenge (its fucked) time
>>219207306Make them boxBook it, Jet
>>219207196Alex b, Landon, and Bashir all sound like shit from screaming
prison experiment mentioned
>>219207301:O wOw if they asked him to do that day 1 he would not have persisted for more than 10 seconds and you know this
>>219207271https://fishtank.observer/ ?
>>219207306god he's so fucking retarded
Wiggers are too lazy to do good director cam now that they invented this autopilot bullshit
>>219207332i invented that one
Bongo says she might take her SOCKS off today and pick stuff up with her feet!
>>219207320they literally make no sense it's just paypigs being retarded
Is the TTS audio glitching out? I thought it was the stream but the audio sounds fine otherwise.
>Alex Bs voice is completely fuckedBliss absolute bliss now I don't have to listen to that faggot shouting for 12 hours.
>>219207312but he is the tiger!!!1
someone get that man a pastille
what are their jobs i missed it
>>219207338yes he would he's always done exactly what they say to do. I like him but come on dude
>>219207349you should kill yourself
>>219207186Will he rehire his assistant chad king?
Whose shit did Alex throw all over the floor?
>>219207320>like if emma midges out and tries to make content why does her stox go up?cause she's trying to make content
Fix director cam Mints you bitcxh
why is alex b knocking on the basement door
ALEX IS LEAVING
>>219206935>walk in without knowing anything that’s going on, interrupting a decent bit>introduce some challenge>work out on camera >play on his phone, ask for ideas from twitter>spit onto the carpet>say one funny thing>try to make ‘art’>fail, make a hot dog eating competition instead >peel out of the driveway to return again at 4pm
>>219207406needs his drugs
>>219207394link?
alex b already quit and walked through the self elimination basement door
>>219207406scared of jdrake
You now remember James Drake murdering a bird.
>>219207410he just needs som stuff
>>219207371the fishtank website has this information dumbfuck learn how to use it
>>219207309It can be read just fine if you zoom in on any phone that isn’t 15 years old.
>>219207394NOOOOOOO ANGIE NOOOOOO DON'T SULLY YOURSELF TO THIS SHIT NOOO YOU WERE MEANT TO BE MY WIFE NOOOOOOOOO
This is by far the nicest they've ever been to them in this show and I wonder if it's because the cops shut down season 4
>>219206797No
>>219207371Alex B is copBlaine is early shift market
>>219207011Doctor Chicago
>>219207342>not realizing that this is all a build up for burt to come to the house and 1v1 alex for the title
>>219207434Huh, maybe
>>219207431>phonenigga...
>>219207424CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
>>219207434its because they casted way too little people, have no back ups and didnt prepare anything
has JD posted or tweeted anything after he left?
>>219207457who gives a fuck
>>219207443 >no playlists
>>219207442pure kino
>>219207427fuck you pissant. fuck off
>>219207448that's too kino for Jet and Ben to plan
>>219207434It's because these guys shit test back and they outnumber the wiggers If Sam was there they'd probably be crueler to them
>wakes up>immediately trashes the dorm
>>219207041Bingo is hungover and she hasn’t eaten any nutritional food since Landon’s cheese bread last Thursday
>>219207434>>219207456>Literally every single season without fail has had fish leave prematurely>Dont assume it happens and prepare for itinsane really
>>219207282So you gave jet money?That makes no sense
>>219207431>phonei'm on my desktop and the text is blurry as shit.i can read it, but it's not fun.
>>219207413KINO
>>219206976Thanks. Bet my best friends Elon Musk and Sam Hyde would think we're both cool guys.
>>219207442she did not take her eyes off him for a second last night
>>219207434They said early on that its exhausting to keep up the "dont fuck with production" facade constantly. The wiggers are not hard people, they're just nerds basically.
When the fuck is Draco boxing Alex B? Or is it too obvious Draco has boxing experience and would heem Alex with ease?
>>219207455Bingo is a proud member of the KAW nation
>>219207453I had to assume you were using a phone since you’re bitching about image size. It’s even easier to read on desktop. All this time bitching when you could’ve just zoomed in. Faggot.
>>219207472
>>219207282add a buttplug
>*WOMP WOMP*
>>219207439stop monkeying around!
Ben and Jet are considering making Emma a freeloader, but will say April fools if people riot
>>219206816>he doesn't know
How is Emma always the jeetsitter
>>219207496damn bro, chill
>>219207529just kick her already, not a soul cares about her
>>219207483yeah makes me rage
>>219207529Everyone will riot, she shouldn't even be in the tank. Give Blane her spot.
>>219207456>>219207434There is only one reason why this season is tamer than before, which is the lack of Sam Hyde
>>219207492he said if he hit alex he might accidentally kill him, so probably not.the force behind his punches combined with alex not knowing how to brace for a hit could turn out badly.
>>219207101KEK
>>219207483The absolute gall of them to not have at least 2 extra fish ready to go on the first 3 days.
>>219207264He was raped on his birthday
>>219207484It was during the challenges that would reward the fish if they got the most stock growth, gonna cry faggot?
>>219207531to give her something to do
>>219207513imagine the blowjob
>>219207546>give my 4chan insert her spotno thanks. the meta talk has gotten bad enough between landon and bashir. blane takes it to an unbearable level.
how many eliminations were cancelled or faked this season because of early walkouts?and how severely did that undermine the original idea for the flow?
Landon has some self-insert fans but otherwise noone gives a shit about any of them. Someone gets eliminated they’re forgotten forever
where is this fella?
>>219207492Alex absolutely refuses to box because he claims the boxing gloves are pillows. But he also knows that bare knuckles are not allowed, so there will never be a fight, and that's what he wants anyway. He just wants to posture.
>>219207481Bingo had basghetti two nights ago. Did she not eat the seafood yesterday?
Laura just confirmed she’s grooming Bongo for Jimmy
>>219207569Antara mogs
>>219207579>Someone gets eliminated they’re forgotten foreverI'm still mad Beth and Vicky are gone
>>219207571imagine a titjob... oh wait
>>219207434It's because James Drake chad mogs them and they have no Sam to back them up. I think Sam would even struggle this season
>>219207580holy shit, he's literally chud
>>219207579This is true of many other contestants but bantniggers will pretend people still give a shit about them (TJ, Cole)
>>219207579I'm literally only watching for the hopeful Bash vs Drake finale.If either of them go home my interest in this cast will plummet.
>>219207589She ate a shit ton of the seafood. She ate a bunch of mussels since she thought she would find pearls and she ate a lot of potatoes.
>>219206815And yet he thrives.
Audio is fucked
Is Emma just wearing her boyfriends clothes or something
>>219207606yeah her tits are kinda small, cute face though!
lmao alex tweaking with one shoe on
>>219207485>magnifier
Alex B at it again lol
>>219207589I recall her saying she doesn’t care for seafood and said she could have a granola bar from the shop Landon also seemed opposed to seafood
I hope the twins win and you all seethe to death
>>219207577>how many eliminations were cancelled or faked this season because of early walkouts?all of them
>>219207604jet kicking her off for throwing water in the bathroom is probably the lowest point in fishtank
>>219207630always has been
He's already starting shit
>>219207630Allegedly Alex's yelling fucked with the mics to the point of pitching everything down somehow. So the whole day, at least, people will be a couple octaves lower.
>>219207577There has literally not been a single proper elimination yet lol
>>219207630nah that's just Alex B losing his voice
>>219207434It's because they realized the 4 peepee poopoo schizo fags on /bant/ are not the audience, and they are now making the show correctly
i have fakenontentank fatique
James vs Alex boxing match when?
>>219207653I noticed when hot girls are actually active and do stuff the staff really has it out for them, the staff wants either active ugly girls or wall flower cute girls, no in between
>>219206835It's making me want to start twitching or whatever he does nonstop but I don't even know how.
>>219207665>allegedlyStaff straight up said last night his yelling fucked up the audio
>>219207686Describe the perfect day of Fishtank content.
How short is James Drake?
>>219207653imagine the fish being wet, that is way to inconvenient for the hell house
>>219207312>picking out one moment from the beginning of the whole thingyou're insincere. an hour after that when he was still pressing him in the dorm and ben came up and asked them if they wanted to box, landon only said no because alex was drunk. also alex always uses the excuse that he only fights "for real" and not "with pillows"(boxing gloves) because he actually can't fight for shit.
>>219207691never gonna happen, they're making up right now
>>219207646I want the twins to win if they’re able to actually participate in the challenges a bit more, I like them but it would feel undeserved if they won the show without really getting hassled for it
>>219207691alex will just bitch out every time and say he doesn't want to fight with gloves
NEW>>219206668>>219206668>>219206668new>>219206668>>219206668>>219206668
No no, Antara, just keep talking over everyone else
>>219207695I really can't think of another example of this.
Why is the jeet robot still there
>>219207691Imagine fighting with pillows on your hands. I only fight with swords.
>>219207727this but unironically
>>219207727She's lagging bro.
>>219207708not tall for sure
>>219207727unbelievable they've kept up this stupid bit for this long
>>219207704Poop Spongebob shows up and throws a giant bucket of poop on everyone
>>219207704Bongo and Emma boxing match for next elimination
>>219207758Antara is not stupid
>>219207398that guy's
>>219207434It's probably why Sam isn't directly involved anymore in the show, too many lawsuits and arrests. Was probably threatened with anymore and he'd be facing possible prison.
>>219207577Eliminations have literally never been an important part of fishtank.
>>219207490To be fair, at the end of the day they're literally just 5 people at any time, and only Jet & Ben really interact with the fish. Most of the heavy lifting in that regard was done by Sam and the fish know that, even if only subconsciously.
>>2192077085' 10" ish
>>219207168It'd be neat to see her Oympic feet
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