Season 3 edition>FTL NEWS:-- The REAL Binx is here to mog Alex B...-- Emma's job is to do the wiggers' jobs for them-- Jet was TRIPPING on ozempic and Alex tried to save him... https://x.com/BluuCatt/status/2039648101690945541-- Beautiful Bongo LOVES your perverted TTS messages! https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1saea4n/bongo_gets_shocked_by_a_pervy_tts/-- Landon destroyed the nuke because Jet told him to-- Blane won the clip farming challenge https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775129667463739.mp4>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://fishtank.observer/https://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_WikiPrevious: >>219244061
Jet get this schizo nigger on the show
>First conversation with Binx>Ask if she kissed TJBashir is the best and none of you faggots will gaslight me otherwise.
If your girlfriend went on Fishtank what would you do?
>>219245487Jump off a bridge.
>>219245487suicide hehehe
>>219245487suicide hehehehe
>>219245393she looks like a Halo grunt
this season peaked when james was Staying the Hardest that shit made me laugh so much
As one of the few people that really liked this season and it's cast, it's insane jet managed to fuck up, get lucky and then fuck up again in one weekThis is terrible
>>219245393imagine how aryeh feels about this
>>219245487my girlfriend and her twin sister are on right now, so probably just post on /ftl/
he's looking fucked up
>binx is going to do nothing Nice job jet this was the right choice. 20 mins away btw
>>219245481Who mentioned Jin?>>219245393And has Emma made the jobs yet??
This shit is so unbelievably dead
>>219245393it's been a rough 2 years for the s3 fish
I think Abi got banned in site chat lol
>>219245487Convince Jet to bring me on and then hassle the fuck out of her
>>219245487im really scared my ex is gonna go on fishtank
You can hate s3 all you want, you hated s5 the whole time and now you get s3 again.
>>219245515>>219245517
>binx is just copying S5 cast by doing nothing all dayYikes
>>219245030>>219245111>emma copying a challlenge they did twice already this seasonShe has zero original thought
>>219245520Never laughed harder in any season than the cheese fries situation.
Bring back Smaack she deserves to meet Bam
>bot viewers>mints TTSDEAD SHOW
>two days of endless alex yapping>they drive the knife deeper with the painted old mexican lady Why does Jet hate fans of this show so much? I'm calling in an ICE tip. Fuck this.
>>219245479Her answer was funny too depending how you look at it. "i only kissed lilly on the show"
are people really gonna be tuning in to watch binx?
>>219245487do an online crash out, trick jet into inviting me on, then mog the tank
I fucking hate Binx.
>>219245487Cheat first
>>219245487let her hang there for a week after the show ends and then welcome her back into my loving arms and give her a big slimy semen kiss
>>219245521S5 fish were actually completely fine and borderline good, but Jet came up with possibly less ideas or challenges than S4. If there is zero catalyst, people are just yelling at fish for not being 100% interesting on their own for 16 hours a day, for 30 days.
"I'm having a serious conversation here"kill Emma
joopy
>>219245558James Drake won
First time this season I've stopped watching, Binx sucks
Why is Antara upset?
The last season of Fishtank is so shit
>>219245563bring back la’ron so he can psychically mog the twins!!
Don’t listen to the doomer autists that like shit flinging, this season has had plenty of funny moments like this. Shit killed me (v.redd.it)
i just had such a great orgasm that my balls kind of cramped
Does production realize how obvious it is for the seeth against Cole and Jin? Both farmed tts and were extremely well liked until getting kicked
reminder
>>219245563does smaack even know who bam is? she doesn't seem to be part of the culture
binx dresses like a stripper in her off hours
>>219245589Jealous of Binx, very common.
they’re calling it the deadest show of all time
Anissa destroying the servers would've been the best ending for this season
>>219245539What will she do with her time now?
>>219245601Plenty of funny moments yeah but as a whole the season has had such bad production from jet and benThe only thing they got right was the cast but they've been given nothing
content overload.twintent in the arena.alex breaking down.binx and bashir trying to manipulate each other.
>>219245599hungry games.. kinda miss it
>>219245579>Jet came up with possibly less ideas or challenges than S4Thats actually true. I think s4 still has more challenges than s5 has had
>>219245568how is that funny
Can we do a rewind on the last 36 hours and get those days back? This has turned so awful
>>219245579it's actually crazy how little effort there is. Almost zero money paid out, least (and worst) challenges in history of the tank
>>219245586Really funny how Jet and Ben brought her on to be another CK vs Brian crashout, but James and Carolina love each other and were happy to see and be with each other, she supported him and he was happy to see her.Was pretty nice for once.
Even Tayleigh knows it's over
Id have sex with binx still
Aaaaaaaaand yet another dumb whore gets me to mute and sympathize with Islam.
>>219245570no
>>219245601
>>219245603Did Jet mention Cole and Jin AGAIN???
>>219245583Hung over Emma might as well go to bed
>>219245631Fuck it, put a Tay on
>>219245393Dude Laura is TOTALLY gonna get Bashir to leave with this ebic mogging!!!
when does tj show up
>>219245631Tayleigh is a retarded cunt
There should be a challenge every single day, they should do challenges for food or money It's so simple
NOW BRING JOBE
>>219245631Tayleigh should be the host of season 6
When does Simbal show up?
>>219245631The original fish were over hated.They understand the show more than production does.
>>219245631 tayleigh bout to onions out when the Frankster shows up
How much of a subhuman retard do you need to be to continue watching this filth after "season 1"? Holy fuck
>>219245631tayleigh is the average frank fan
>>219245631nobody cares what this bitch thinks
>>219245654Too much actual work for production.
>>219245617god i wish that happened so badly
Bring them in Jet
all they had to do was bring alex and freddy and leave it at that, no frank. he would only focus on alex and it would be a retarded repeat
>>219245527Alex B is getting a beating when he gets home.
>>219245633You can, how do you think she has the free time to be on these shows all the time? She's a hooker, dummy.
>>219245638>sympathize with Islam.You're gay, literally a gay religion. They segregate men from women, they pray in a room full of men with their asses in the air, they dress up women in pillow cases while allowing men to free touch each other. Gay.
>>219245631why does she wants to watch her rapist?
>>219245631She still trying to fuck frank?
Bashir, Jimmy, Tayleigh, Cole, Jin mid season spinoff
How are you enjoying the last season of Fishtank?
>>219245630Carolina was fucking based she was cool as fuck and hot as fuck. She was teaching the girls boxing moves, she showed off her sexy body dancing if only for a few seconds and she has never been drunk before. He scored so hard, which makes perfect sense because he’s a chad.
It really is a religion of peace
this nigga is legit scary
>>219245601that had to be bait, there's no way
Alex is so mind raped, it's kino when there is no TTS
>>219245631
season 5 went from slow burn kino with a consistent cast to the cringe jingling keys season so fast
schizo kino
>dead playlist>dead ppv>resurrecting ghouls wearing makeup and designer clothingIts a dead show
>>219245654hey man thats asking too much like we try so hard to make you guys happy so you know what because you suggested that we arent going to listen to you guys anymore and just do the show our way, we fucking hate you.Also can you use the paid site
Why no Frank? No returning facesExcept all of the returning faces
>>219245609She probably does, Jackass is the pinnacle of safe-edgy and a cultural landmark even for Gen Z
>>219245680this except with indians
>>219245631>Tayleigh has been parroting opinions that coincidentally align with /ftl/ all seasonPick me bitch
>>219245680you missed one
bashir fucked up his drip by wearing the moccasins. day ruined
Fuck you, tell me why there are over 8,000 online but less than 300 watching all the cams total.
pam bondi fired lol
>>219245656Jobe is literally a Mints tier faggot. Only got on the show because he was in Jet's minecraft friend group or some shit and then production kept spamming "W JOBE" messages until they successfully gaslit the community to think he was cool.
Twintent in the arena
>>219245654that was literally point of the jobs but they only came up with like 5 of them
>>219245669The first couple weeks of S3 gave me hope that the show was heading in the right direction. Production was staying downstairs and following all of their rules from The Sheet.Then S4 happened and it's like they threw everything they've learned out the window.
wtf is Alex saying, I understand him less than the twins
>>219245631Frank is a last week freeloader because everyone would walk if they bring frank in, why do you think he keeps doomposting about not being invited and totally not coming. Productions wants him to do that so its more ''unexpected'' when he shows up
>>219245726you know in your heart
>>219245718>>Tayleigh has been parroting opinions that coincidentally align with /ftl/ all season>Pick me bitchTay was saying this shit before the season began, she said Bam would be too afraid to run skits on the fish the way Sam was.
When does Mr. Praline Butter-Cake Ice Cream show up?
>>219245692they haven't done one of these recently have they...
UK niggas starting our 4 day weekend we eating good god save the king
>>219245707guys, Emma is production now, it's on her to make those challenges!
this is productions thought process this whole season>this cast is good>lets do nothing>they have no reason to fight, okay then>bring in beth>okay they got rid of beth, let's pivot>lets do some challenges >everyone's enjoying it, let's bring in alex b>no one is enjoying this, put binx in>why aren't they applauding me
why don't they vote for simbal to come back
they should bring B.U.R.T. to totally burt off in all the beds and say hes a gay rapist pedophile hell yes i love watching the tank
>>219245727based
>>219245393Bad hairstyle Binx LL bangsno volumevolume LL hair
Who am I?What am I?!
Bongo keeps saying thank you whenever she gets a sexual TTS
>>219245708
>>219245393>S5 so shit they bring Crackheads and Whores from S3 back
>>219245748>>they have no reason to fight, okay thenbecause it was friendtank with elimination bullet
>Binx won't leave confessional>Alex wouldn't leave the computer roomWHAT THE FUCK WAS THE POINT
>>219245744Fuck the King he's a Muslim lover so he'd probably like Bashir the queer.
>>219245631i wonder if she is pissed when binx claims ownership of maejok doll
>>219245726considering how much interaction fishtank gets on twitter, I find it hard to believe there's only 300 people watching but then again things are fucking grim right now
>>219245748>haha binx would freak alex out hahafucking wiggers are more brain fried than alex is
>>219245728don't say dat shi...
>>219245748this except they don't care if we're applauding them, and in fact they get off on it
>>219245688>They segregate men from womenSo do real Christians. Look up Mount Athos.You only think Islam and Christianity are so different because the overwhelming majority of modern Christians don't follow the Bible to any degree.
Btw, if the Burt suing the wiggers thing is true, it's why Fatty isn't coming back either. Both Frank and Fatty make content with Burt
This is going to be the worst day of Fishtank since 03/26/26.
The plant challenge was fun, and tards vs normiesAnd the larping challenge, really enjoyed it I like challenges on fishtank It kind of hurts being in hell
>>219245748Literally one good day of challenges in 3 weeks which was a highlight of the entire season for the edits and then wiggers think they're fucking done for the rest and will just farm TTS Jet already foaming at the mouth waiting to go play halo in a van for 10 viewers
>>219245771Money
The most correlated coeffienct to the tank being good is the amount production socializes outside challenges with the fish. The more the worse it is.
not watching if binx is there. something about her voice and personality is like nails on a chalkboard to me
>>219245743the last one was>I'm looking at this more like a fucked up trap houseidk what he thinks a trap house is, but it's not what we've gotten lol.
>>219245631Bring her on and watch as she does nothing but try to #cancel Blane for his porn account.
can we get an amazon unboxing on the basement cam please
is Emma gonna finally do something interesting? today might be the day...
Seriously though, how does Binx support herself while appearing on these shows for extended periods of time every year? This is the fourth time she's done this. Living expenses are nuts now.
>>219245764
the TTS moaning is fucking hot
Imagine Bongo squirting in your mouth while eating her fat pussy
>>219245784which one was that
>>219245539Was she talking shit on jet?
I wonder what kind of fake Christian larp they're going to do for Sunday. Maybe that's when Fishtank Jesus (Sam) returns.
>>219245774
>>219245801isn't it embarrassing to have all your TTS come from like 3 accounts?
Remember when Bingo cried because Alex B woke her up? KWAB
>>219245801Nobody cares about your faggy love letter
>>219245801why are they obsessed with ttsing him? he's immune to it
>>219245774yea theres legit almost 3k watching on kick, sounds ridiculous but its probably actuallyjust bugged
>>219245790Wiggers are legitimately too strung out to do anything
I can’t believe that one time I thought that one of the most crazy things from production this season was going to be Jet admitting to rigging season one for josie to win.
Imagine saying yes to Jet when he begs you to come back
>>219245790at this point a fucking talent show would be acceptable
He's got a point
Oh shit oh fuck binx really there???
>>219245801why is he like this
It's funny that production were so set on Emma being "nontent" that her finally entertaining the audience is causing them to seethe uncontrollably. They care more about "owning" the fan base than they do entertaining us.
checkedsameim watching ATHF waiting for Bamsimps rope>>219245799
Jet if you hate the cast humiliate them and make some content.
>>219245726deffo just bugged chill out
>>219245829kratom mogged the tank, literally
>>219245819no, probably just being annoying. her and tayleigh are like yin and yang of annoying fishcunts
>>219245801mints your jeans can’t even contain your fat ass, literally popping out the top
>>219245801>come our of the closet!lmfao typical mints typo
>>219245534I think I heard laura mention Jin idk why though
>>219245838That shit got old after 2 hours retard
>>219245823especially since they're all mints
fuck this imma watch the new invincible ep
>>219245781>So do real ChristiansNo only a sect of Christians do, most Christians do not, however all Muslims do no matter the sect. You're a gay guy hehe, you're a gay guy hehe, you're a gay guy hehe, you're a gay guy hehe, you're a fag hehe, you're a gay guy hehe, you're a fag hehe, you pray with your ass in the air in a room full of other men 5 times a day, you're a gay guy hehe.
>>219245838"""psychosis""" aka how he acts 24/7
>>219245848>Gets his ass kicked by the gayest guy in the house
>>219245821>view bot broken>website stealing money>production still asleep at 2pmyep, it's' late season fishtank
>>219245848I don't get why he won't, if they're so shit who cares if they walk?
>>219245838we want to watch the actual fish instead of Alex B looping through the same conversation 500 times fst retarded ginger
>>219245838This is s5 not s3.
>>219245838You really dont hate Mintz enough
Laura W! She’s hassling the fuck out of Bashir and making him leave today.
>>219245790yeah they really were the 3 highlights of the season, i've been laughing to myself thinking back to Wigger Bashir all week, "It's like William Blake says man..."
>>219245393>Landon destroyed the nuke because Jet told him togay that was the only thing that mopey tiger had going for him after the neutering.another jet L
>>219245831He doesn't beg anyone, the contestants are desperate to come back (or they're not and they just don't)The only person Jet begged was probably Sam who didn't want to host season 4
Man, watching chat scroll by is suuuuuper depressing... There is no hope left for humanity.>Jet broke the coffee table by leaning against it, the fat fuckkek
>>219245838no, you don't have a point mints
Whatever Emma is doing is actually more than anything Jet and Ben have come up with LOL holy fuck these wiggers are braindead
>>219245679she has a skin fungusits what makes the splotchy suntan on her lower back
Emma does a really bad Bashir impression. Not only does she misrepresent his opinions, she's too loud, confrontational and way too crass. He's calm and deliberate in his choice of words and doesn't swear. Parody that. Of course she can't, because she's genuinely low IQ. Can't perform physically, can't scheme even though she's a schemer and isn't funny. Trash fish. Into the trash she goes.FUCK EMMA
i wish jet wasnt such a petty brain fried retard and tried to make the show entertaining instead of trying to own the audience. bringing on alex was a good choice, then he brings on binx bc the audience was crying about alex.
>>219245838maybe because we want to watch the actual fucking fish you stupid faggot
emma is doing the challenge all by herself
>>219245801Bashir the Queer.
mints’ jeans smell like poop after two hours of wear
>people mock him for is aging>binx in the house for 30 minutes>alex looking visibly younger than 24 hours ago
i just tuned in, has alex seen binx yet?
>>219245813yeh the gay voice is pretty cute
they wont put a tay on
>>219245838WHO CARES ABOUT ALEX B HIS BIT GETS OLD AFTER AN HOUR
>>219245888thats laura you genius
I think most adult males could crush Mints' head with their bare hands.
>>219245838>yall are getting mad at mecorrect>and its crazyincorrect
>>219245880yeah, I was thinking about "make bulk crazy" and Landon's rizzis it really that hard to come up with dumb challenges
>>219245848it's insane to me that they'd rather just kick emma all together rather than fuck with and torture her in challenges. it seemed like they were starting it in the normies vs retards and then they just gave up again
lol cry fag>>219245907
>Guess how old I am, James Drake tee hee!>Uh, like 30?>No, I'm 34, the appropiate age for you to fuck me!>OkWhy is Stinx like this?
Half the fish are boring, doesn't mean bring in old fish to be entertaining, it means so your job as a production to make the fish entertaining.Because what now? S5 becomes the Alex and Binx show? And what about the 5 fish still playing the game? Just float or whine until the game ends and someone gets 50k?
>>219245838Alex is content slop
>>219245631That's how I know the show is peak kino rn
BLACKED Binx
how many women does it take to open cans?
>just as the season 5 fish are coming into their own let’s fill the house with RETURNING FACES and suck the wind out of them
>>219245921they wont even kick her, they will keep her until the end to own the heckin audience
he thought his wife and step wife I mean step daughter were here for a second
>>219245904Thank God Jet has at least that much sense.
luv Binxs beautiful brown nipples simple as
>>219245931They have a combined IQ of 30 and a majority of that is from Bongo.
>>219245393/tv/'s queen.
>>219245909...fuck lmaoI only saw it briefly on the dorm cam and forgot Laura existed. Well, her impression is still shit and all the Emma stuff is still true.
Tay and jimmy would save the season
>>219245801
>>219245941they're pink thoughbeit
Season sucks but it is still not s4 bad
>>219245926Did you think the "We hate you" message was ironic? They genuinely don't care about the show anymore
Amazing Binxtent
>>219245864>No only a sect of Christians do, most Christians do notThanks for proving my point that only a small amount of Christians actually follow the rules that were clearly laid out in the Bible.You realize that it tells us not to eat pork as well, right? Damn near everything Muslims do was also relayed to us in the OT.
>>219245934nontent lovers be like "stop stealing the show from my self insert by being more interesting" landon should be raped btw
>blane gay rizzing bashir (laura)
Laura is actually doing good with the Bashir bit
>>219245931bongo is half a woman at best
metal in the food inc
>>219245838mints deserves to actually be beaten with a baseball bat until he's a bloody messnobody likes alex b, but he makes them money from TTS harassment so we get forced to watch the alex b show all day long where production harasses a clearly schizophrenic retard all day deserves to actually be beaten to a pulp and then sent to prison for abusing a mentally ill individual
>>219245904GOOD
>>219245931together they have the intelligence of an average woman
>>219245936They want to keep her, but as production so she can be in the basement 1/2 the time. No phones.
why is laura still crying? did she get raped again?
>>219245858i think it was more of a djinn reference but plays both ways
Binx is just Letty without the charm or personality
blane is joey tribbiani with an extra chromosome
James Drake got Emma incredibly wet yesterday, she was dripping so fucking much for James.
yo is that zendaya
>>219245956how many hours combined have they sat around staring at that screen? zoomers are braindead. REMOVE THE SCREEN
>>219245929hi aryeh! :P
I hate how they say mog unironically.
>>219245904this bitch really thinks she was content>>219245978you just know Jet's ears perked up
>>219245976pic unrelated?
>>219245783The only source is Frank who is the most spurned ex in FT history. Take a chill pill lil nigga
binx is just payton but with blue haircomplete and utter worthless nontent
i haven't unmuted or clicked a cam since i saw binx. i can't believe i paid for this. it's never been this bad. the demoralization is real
I just want Landon or James Drake to win so we can move on from this season and forget it ever happened.
holy fuck i forgot how awful binx is to listen to
>>219245688>>219245781>>219245864>>219245957You are both retarded cumbuckets who aren't even watching the show, shut the fuck up
They're calling it the "Tape mints to a wall and let James Drake box him with no gloves" challenge
I want Tayleigh to come back so she can get humiliated by Bashir after chudding out
>>219245957Oh you're doing the gay guy thing of not being a Christian but dictating what Christians should believe in. Yeah you're a gay guy Muslim hehe, you're a gay guy hehe, you're a gay guy hehe, you're a fag that likes men. You like cock in your asshole.
>>219245992shoot them in the face with a squirt gun every time they sit down like thatgod i hate these lumps on logs
>Binx came on to fucking chat
>>219245393Can't wait for her to take hours doing her embalming routine every morning #women #bitches
>>219245957Jesus literally said that eating pork does not matter. It's what comes out of a person, not what goes in. Any Christians who think it's a priority are retards who don't actually read The Bible.
>>219246003>i can't believe i paid for thisyou get what you fucking deserve
paypigs should send quotes from that wkuk dating game sketch to bongo
stop making me consider not hating her>>219245534>>219245858>>219245978
>>219245992how many hours combined have we sat around staring at our screens? 4channers are braindead. DO NOT REDEEM
>>219245992>zoomerstwo of those people are closer to 40 than 20
At some point this season turned into an intentional sabotage to pivot into Goran’s grooming van show.>no challenges>wiggers constantly in the spotlight>purposefully stagnant atmosphere
>James Drake has an ex-wife he nearly killed himself over>bring on his current girlfriendThis is the wiggers intelligence level. Always remember this.
>>219245838Mints is a Gigafaggot hope he Troons out and ropes
>>219245961Nice try mints, you'd have to be a complete retard to think she's doing good
I genuinely fucking hate Jet for this.
>>219245487you should never be in a position where you have a gf that knows what fishtank is to begin with. youre already in a losing senario
>>219246018>but dictating what Christians should believe in.Yeah, these are just my opinions and totally not rules laid out in our 2,000 year old scripture.
>bashir falling for binx
>>219246010You're either straight and Christian or gay and Muslim, pick your side.
>>219245954They can hate the fans, most of the fans are retards, so it's justified. But they would have to hate themselves or the project as a whole to do this shit
WHENS THE FUCKING CHALLENGE YOU SLOW BITCH
>>219246031do not post dogshit dark dawn
>>219245999
in my imagination mints can drop it super low but i know in real life his knees would give out
>>219245487Train her as a sleeper agent to not sleep with jet
>They get Binx on the show but not Frank
>>219246033i wasnt really counting binx>>219246032you tried
Whats happening? Whats everyone talking about? I dont have a playlist please describe it for me
We don't like mexicans, Jet. Why the fuck you bring in another one? Don't you watch the fucking news?
Goonertank next
Alex is becoming so fucking annoying. It is just the same dumb shit over and over again. How is it content?
>>219246042same, i thought they were making a good decision bringing alex b on, but bringing binx on completely ruined that. god damn man
>>219246048he will take her as a concubine
binx and alex b fans within the fishtank spend another day glazing and interviewing them
>>219246003Why would you ever even consider paying them post S3 prison experiment? All they do is waste your money.
>>219246065You're better off not watching or knowing, go do anything else.
>>219246064 I really did thoughbeit
jet and ben think that rage bait is the way forward with viewers, but they don't realise than no one outside of the fishtank community cares about it
>Dark Dawni don't even own a DS, kid>>219246058
>>219246065emma opened 9 cans
why is laura doing this dumb bit? it's not even her job today
>>219246066one of them is honduran and the other is cuban
Binx reminds me of my hippie cousin who is roughly the same age
Jet be likeI hate the audience I will do things to upset themWhy are the viewers leavingWait why arent you watching the van stream Wait why did Sam fire me
>>219245877I want a girl to raid my clothes and put them on and make fun of me desu
I think I'm going to start wearing a beanie like James
>>219246070is this real or AI?
>>219245904>never shuts the fuck up in site chat / observer for even 5 minutes
so a superbed tonight is guaranteed
>>219246044Yeah you're doing the meme
>>219245601I just dont know in how 5 seasons they still have no idea how to run this. Entire days where the fish get zero real instruction and the show revolves around one character.Not a single new challenge, the plant was just the baby recycled then it turned into candy recycle. The only new idea this season is the job and marketplace system
>>219246070letty is so pretty
If Jet doesn't let Frank onto the season he should find Jet while he's attempting to be an IRL streamer and press him live
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
>>219246070holy fuck I love tits
>>219246101hmm yes frfr it do be exactly like that dawg
women are so fucking stupid bros
>>219246109Real. They went to oktoberfest
>>219246126lmao
>>219245393>>219245393It has been FIVE seasons and THREE years. It CANNOT be that difficult to make an event or challenge every single day. I CANNOT believe that paypigs give Jet money. Paypigs are possibly worse than Jet at this point.
It's so nice that we're getting a challenge so early
>>219246049There is nothing remotely straight about you
They're going to cut their fingers up.
>>219246028Jesus was talking about ritual washing hands before eating. It was afterwards in Acts that the apostles decided to not make life difficult for the gentile believers with the dietary restrictions.
>>219246116Dumb christcuck meme
Grimothy.
>Fish a key out of a can challengeEmma's just the right fit for production
>>219246109https://x.com/BinxBasiliskk/status/1973755130093953046
I like Emma production, she isn't checked out and irony poisoned
>The emma challenge is better then daily jobs desu
>>219245904>hehehehe dood its me poopleigh im a star in the chat hehehehehe poopicide
>>219246135christ almighty
>>219246082Ive been at work every time ive asked, i couldnt watch even with a playlist i just think its fun
>look guys a challenge im not watching the show jet. its over.
>Emma doing the wiggers job for themYep, they're gonna seethe and kick her today.
can't see shit
>>219246135someone post the webm of the zoomer at a family gathering trying to use a can opener
>>219246136anyone got a link 2 tha vid?
i miss the earlier seasons where there’d be actually beef between the fish and we’d have the kino tension of them plotting against each other in separate rooms
>>219246048He's also a fan of Tayleigh, it's becoming increasingly harder to defend him.
>>219246135Bashir gonna choke on metal again
What does Tayleigh do all day?
I hate how the audience is eating this shit up and just turning on the season 5 fish now
I havent been watching. Is emma eliminated or not?
>>219246162there is a LOG OF SHIT on my fucking COMPUTER SCREEN
>>219246135They've all been using knives to open cans, the canopener doesnt work. that's how bashir got the metal bean in the first place
>>219246171Her job is to be production
>>219246135jesus fucking christ
>>219246094She like stealing mens clothes and wearing them
>most boring girl in the world does a better job than the wiggersif that's not an indictment I don't know what is
>>219246161>better then dailyAre you esl or just retarded and dont know the difference between then and than?
>>219246175use the ptz
Tayleigh is going to die alone in the shit hole named Palestine, TX and that's a good thing.
I can't imagine being a newer viewer of season 5 and caring about Alex or Binx when the only thing they talk about is something I didn't watch. Why couldn't this season be its own thing?When people want returning faces, they're obviously talking about Frank/Tai/Nifty tier people
lol she has money to hand out
>>219246171she's production, retardwatch the show
>>219246135don't they literally not have a can opener? i remember bashir or someone complaining about it the other day
Binx has a really hot voice and demeanor
good challenge emma.
>>219245393>Slow threads>Biggest Fishtank X accounts barely get 30 likesIs it over?
>>219245934>coming into their ownlol surely, only landon would apply the rest of the cast has been a box of rocks
>>219246155Haha owned your Muslim gay ass.
>>219246188suck
Here’s a trvke for you: As long as Jet and Ben are producing this show it will always be low effort trash
>>219246211She's a hot topic mallrat from 20 years ago
Imagine being James Drake. You know from day 1 that this shit sucks but it's an easy W. I'd just walk at this point there is no saving this sinking ship.
>>219246188Chud out and seethe
>>219246162this is the most hideous foid there has ever been on fishtank
Hot take:Have 2 adjoined houses, make them compete and periodically let the fish meet and also swap fish out after challenges.If you wanna go with the gay gameshow stuff.
>>219246184bashir won the war and conquered the tank. now we are in freeloadertank
>>219246188watch fishtank
lol Bashir fucked up Laura by giving her that Zyn
kek
Bring on Ian and Anisa Johma and all my other favorite KF thread lolcows!
>>219246210It's right there on the table.
>>219246135
>>219246207>I can't imagine being a newer viewer of season 5 and caring about Alex or Binx when the only thing they talk about is something I didn't watch Haha newfags get fucked
>>219246218yeah landon turned from a whiny bitch to an even grumpier whiny bitch
>emma's challenge ended in less than a minutegreat challenge emma
>>219246184This only happened in 2 and maybe 4, but it was mostly 2
>>219246210the can opener is on the fucking table in the video lmao
next challenge emma!
>>219246234>from 20 years agoImagine 14 year old binx
>>219246189cattle. They glaze the fish for 18 days and then turn on them because some old people come on the show who were once on seasons ago.
they're not even dressing up the twins in costumes
>>219246245oh yeah..................
>>219246191they werent explicit but the bit is they are paying her $200 a day to be production now. but then they gave her a job today to do productions job. i dont know why they would give her a job ontop of her job. im thinking its all a long bit and she has not been eliminated
>>219246207Alex was good on his own. Jet jumped the shark yet again by allowing binx on.
>>219246120ninaseethers are all homosexualsthat's why they're so catty
Jet niggas be like "fuck you we hate you too" then have to do "make a clip to go viral" challenges because the season has no engagement
>>219246135>>219246246Zoomer women can't cook
>>219246249>newfags >alex and binxpick a lane
>>219246209she didn't take the job, retard
I'm literally watching this show on my screen and I dont even know what the challenge was or who one.Thats how BORING this is.
I thought Bashir said he hated Binx. Why is he being so friendly with her?
>>219246210HELLHOUSE
>>219246256are u kidding that was half of season 1
>>219246207If you don't get laughs out of Alex you're beyond saving
the find the key in the can of food challenge will be remembered for many fishtank seasons to come.
Who even won the challenge? Binkers?
>>219246135>>219246246this is a modern woman issue, hags know better
>Fish quickly become bored and disinterested>Audience quickly become bored and disinterestedI think Fishtank is just a boring concept
gross
>>219246189their primary loyalty is to the wiggers
Can someone explain what the audience even did to piss Jet off this time? It's been going well for him
>>219246276she got assigned the production job in the envelope, double retard. don't bother watching the show or posting
>>219245679please post the full set
This is terrible
>>219246288I think the twins
>>219246293Fishtank needs sam. No, not s4 sam.
MINTS YOU STUPID FAT FAGGOT
the hardwood floors are just a meme at this point right?
lol that hardwood is fucking trashed and im pretty sure its already been determined that its getting replaced
why didn't they just make the furniture scratch proof in the first place stupid ass wiggers it's so cheap to do FUCK
They aren't going to learn anything from this season, why they fucked up by putting on a freeloader who went to 100% too fast, the idea of fish getting to make the elimination choice and all the other things that turns the 3 guy fish into an unbreakable brotank.Freeloaders can't do shit against it, so they just do their own thing while the fish do their own thing in another room
Emma's five second silly challenge was a million times more creative over anything Jet and Ben have come up with.Incredibly grim and telling moment for the wiggers.
>D-don't scratch the hardwood
>>219245393DON'T DAMAGE THE NICE HARDWOOD FLOORSHELL HOUSE
>>219246305Not bowing and kneeling to him every time he comes on screen. That's literally it. He can't take critiques.
>>219246267they said last night it was a dumb bit to get her to tell them to fuck off. she's not actually gonna be production
james vs. alex b boxing fight when
>>219246207you're getting alex stein today so get hype
>MUH FLOORS
>>219246280He said she was cringe on Season 3 and like all the pickme women they are incredibly attracted to him
>>219246286PoE x bam x fishtank crossover ...never thought i'd see the day
>>219246305I have no idea. Its like an abusive relationship, he just wants to make the audience suffer for whatever reason he made up.
What is Emma's challenge?
>>219246305haven't you realized jet gets pissed off about anything slightly negative?
>>219246305we poop posted too much and it hurt his feelings cuz he thinks this is some kind of highbrow avant garde social experiment
>>219246334who said this to who?
>>219246347the first person to make her cum from anal only
>>219246327what even was the challenge? eat a can fas
>>219246347Her job is to be production
>>219246305idk man. jet needs to learn to listen to constructive criticism and ignore the doomposters
>>219246286Erm... Charisma isn't a stat in PoE
>>219246347scrape the hardwood floors challenge
>>219246327That's why they made her production
>>219246293it wouldn't be if they put a fucking modicum of effort into anything
bashir has negative rizz
>>219246238had an idea similar where it's like verruckt in cod zombies where half the cast are in each side of the house & meet up eventually
>>219246335Alex b dont fight with no pillows man. Hes a real fighter man. He bites n shit you know what im talking about?
>>219246293Famous House is what should always have been. That way everyone is in on the joke on the Fish.
Bro, why, Fishtank was good the last few days, but yesterday and now , not like this...
How did the emma job offer storyline resolve? Also, how long until they kick Binx out? Hate her, she does nothing.
Bingo has beautiful hands, I want to chop them off and preserve them.
I know the Binx age thing is a meme, but she's looking pretty gnarly due to the fact that she does shitty half-assed corpse paint every fucking day.
ERM GUYSSSSS.....I DONT WANNA BE THAT GAY BUUUUTTT THE HARDWOOD......MMMMMMMMMM HARD WOOD..........
>>219246305Rightfully called his boring show boring
>spend $30 on a TTS>ignored
PAM BONDI IS COMING TO FISHTANKJET JUST CONFIRMED
>>219246347find the buttplug
I love when Bingo yells you can hear her womanly voice come out and realize she's a 26 yo woman and not a kid
>>219246311Production tell fish to do something and then seethe at them for it constantly this season lol.This entire season has just been>Hey guys do this>Uhhh not like that>Actually just forget it, fuck you guys and fuck the audienc
>>219246305everyone shidding their pants and complaining about Alex B showing up and giving us 48 hours of nonstop amazing content
>>219246375jet does not know when to scrap a bit
>>219246380Hardwood floor is already permanently damaged from all the water that went inside of it, so a few scratches won't matter
>>219246335in your wildest dreams faggot
This would be fine if it weren't a main season of FishTank. Alex is incapable of even interacting with season 5 fish.
>>219246293Any random asshole from /ftl/ is capable of making a better show than Jet at this point and I'm being 100% serious
bashir actually likes binx lol
>>219246305it's because we didn't like his stupid le epic bits like the computer room, or the fact that he was trying to make it some "actual competition show" this season. he was seething about it like crazy and unironically just gave up when he was on basement cam the other night
>>219246305Didnt get out of his ear
this is season 5's prison bit
>>219246286>requirement not metlmao
I think James Drake hates everyone in that house except Landon and Emma
how do you eat a can of cold beans and nothing else? binx's farts must be something
>>219246286it's few and far between, he loops too much about season 3 and random offseason orbiter spinoffs for me to deal with him
>>219246378
>>219246361yeah. grim how the wiggers havent come up with anything more entertaining over that right?
Get the Bongopodhttps://gofile.io/d/cx3kgy
>>219246305>I BROUGHT IN THE BLUE HAIRED WOMEN, WHY AREN'T YOU SENDING ME MONEYAlsoMorning Jet>Withdrawls, High coming downNight Jet>Whipped up, High as fuck
Blane fucking sucks
Just noticed in rip chat they charge $700 to remove a bed???Can someone give me the full list of prices for various things on the show/how they have changed from previous seasons?I don't want to make an FTL account, but I'm curious.
>>219246399he was starting to but they just fucked it up by adding binx to the mix. fucking stupid niggers production are
>>219246407This makes the computer room look like god whispered it to jet, it's real bad
>>219246364this. season 1 got to his head immediately and since then he's actively went out of his way to not only ignore but spit in the face of every single person who says something negative about the show, even if it's constructive
This is now the best fishtank cast ever + dragons. Doesn't get better than this.
>>219246412and the twins
>>219246402Bashit taking L after L
>>219246400dont let me anywhere near this show i’d serve u guys the most steaming pile of garbage ever
>would make a better fishtank without even trying
>>219246375they paid good money for these flights
>>219246375You're a dumb stupid nigger faggot baby retard, Alex B saved the tank, it was NOTHING before he arrived. Maybe they over did it with Binx, I'll give you that, BUT ALEX B IS AMAZING, HE IS ELECTRIC, A MACHINE OF VITALITY, NEVERENDER ALEX B FOREVERNEVERENDER ALEX B FOREVER>NEVERENDER ALEX B FOREVERNEVERENDER ALEX B FOREVER>NEVERENDER ALEX B FOREVERNEVERENDER ALEX B FOREVER>NEVERENDER ALEX B FOREVERNEVERENDER ALEX B FOREVER>NEVERENDER ALEX B FOREVERNEVERENDER ALEX B FOREVER>NEVERENDER ALEX B FOREVER
>>219246412I think he's fine with the twins. he tucks them into bed every night
emma's bf helping her clean the challenge
>>219246418they almost did the hotdog thing, what happened to that
>>219246419Umm what is this?
>>219246394It's not Alex B. It's Binx. Season 3 has completely hijacked the season. I'm watching for season 5. Not season 3 part 2
>>219246345>>219246409I can't get grok to merge alex b's face onto a transmutation orb or i'd make one of him too
Alright so this is just Stream Stars: Season 3 Edition now huh
>>219246305he makes a show for people that call him nepstein
>>219246402Bashir is a sexually repressed balding ginger muslim, bro.
>>219246283>S1 >it’s a wrangle one yard and frank seasonIt was friendtank with Jon being a spaz and everyone reacting to it. Same thing with S4 and Freddy (I typo’d 4 instead of 3 which had three antagonists but it was still friendtank thoughbeit)
alex b should have never came back after he was bullied out
>>219246358it was a site pop-up
Blane is what they accused Simmons of being.
>>219246431He was like that pretty early on in S1. He's just a baby boy who can't take the slightest bit of feedback and criticism.
>>219246286Alex is doing streamstars shit like a mindraped retard, it’s funny but brings nothing to the show. Tai & Nifty were good solely because they actively interacted with the fish, whereas Alex thinks he is one. He sucks as a freeloader for the most part; all he’s done is solidify friendtank once he leaves.
HARDWOODHAAAARDWOOOODHARDWOODARDWOODDOOWDRAH
no one has alex's peace nigga clip?
>>219246456do a divine orb
>>219246402he's a cringe superfan
>>219246443i agree, they completely ruined it by adding binx though
>>219246450Mints got too excited and stole the hotdogs for himself
Get more S3 people in and make all the S5 fish freeloaders then have the whole S3 cast compete for the 50k.
>>219246460lol
>>219246425Scenes are something like $300. Balls from ball brothers are like $20.
Alex B's brain is even more fried than usual
>>219246470ok if you say so
uppies!
>>219246440And we would have a constant 24/7 commentary cam from him talking shit and taking suggestions on how to fuck with people.Ice is an entertainer
quadruple bingo
>>219246440The entire cast would just be Kick streamers, so nah.He has the exact same problem that Jet does, in that he always feels the need to bring his friends on the show.
>>219246425brb, getting the full list of all fishtoy prices from all seasons from...somewhere
>>219246407prison bit was unironically more kino than this entire season
>>219245904KWAB
That hardwood has scalp issues
Jet should pay me the 50k
Honestly just get the paypigs on there and let them do a meet and greet/ larp as fishtank. Get sharpfart and aperture and whoever else in there and let them have fun.
>>219246468>making the show unwatchable, and also the disgusting apprehensible act of torturing a schizophrenic drug addictYou fundamentally misunderstand fishtank, go and watch big brother you AB loving faggot.
reminder nothing happens during the day and nothing is stoppin the fish from sleepin in and being more awake for people gettin off work for primetime
>turn on the fishtank show>binx and alex
>>219246490he's operating on like 6 hours of sleep over 2 days
>>219246402the lowkey life conversations are way better than whatever high acidity fake drama the director is pushing
SHOUT OUT MAGIC STARS!!!EY MAN THATS MY NUMBER ONE GUY ON DISCORD!!!WOO THANKS FOR THE BITS ON TWITCH!!!
Women really are SO retarded the only thing they understand is wrong with Islam is "they hate women"Which like sure they do but they also behead kids and stuff
>>219246460Then stop being Harvey Nepstein. It's actually kind of easy.
>>2192464954 times 0 is still 0
>>219245630In case you guys didn't see it, when Carolina was telling James she was leaving and he kept asking why, Ben told them via speaker she was getting kicked because they weren't an abuse couple and should take that as a compliment
>>219246465u didn’t watch s1, after jon left EVERYONE in the house hated letty
okay im actually done watching until alex b is gone, hope the TTS money was worth making the show unwatchable, and also the disgusting abhorrent act of torturing a schizophrenic drug addict>>219246440he wouldn't ruin it with alex b shit at least, and would know to stop torturing an actual schizo
I honestly can't believe how much I hate this. I convinced myself to listen to this blue hair spanish hag for 40 days a couple years ago, why the fuck would I want to relive that? Eat shit, Jet.
>>219246440Ice isn't funny, but neither is Jet. We're at a stalemate
Alex B was fine up until Binx randomly showed up. There wasn't a buildup. She just appeared, and season 3 is completely hijacking the season for no reason. It's so pointless
>>219246474that's what I mean - during season 1, not after
Alex coming down hard and going into withdrawal mumble state
>>219246472Blane liked some lewd loli drawings, Simmons wrote a book on how to hook up with actual underaged people
Why does bashir have such Swedish vibes
alex b sounds and looks defeated.
>>219246527nobody asked pedophile
>>219246456Needs a Divine Bam and maybe an Exalted Bam
>If we don’t sleep there’s no show>Bingo: I agree>Bongo: I don’t agree
>>219246468Thank you for deleting this. Asa wouldn't say those things.
where does alex get his clothes from?
>>219246305He's been reading (and making) these threads obsessively. If you had been reading them you'd understand :)
>>219246431>>219246474As soon as I saw him talking about Synchronicity right after S1, I knew he would get a huge head and never put in real effort again.
>binx is there
Guys they can't damage the hardwood floor because the servers are inside of them... idiots.
If production are so worried about hardwood flooring why don't they just lie lino over it before the season starts? Tape down the edges at entrances.Imagine spending tens of thousands of dollars to repair when you could just buy a rooms worth of lino for a couple hundred bucks I'm convinced these retards don't think ahead at all and just wing it every season because they know paypigs will cover all expenses
>>219246460admitting to grooming girls will do that to you
>>219246527Goodbye /ftl/
>>219246502the first half was
>>219246440Fishtank is Sam and that's why this season doesn't feel like fishtank and why Ice can never replicate it. He can try to do something similar, but it will never have the same appeal, because he has a different audience.
Mints seething over TTS about once a minute sending fake TTS from the account ''1''
i dont care what you doomer seether say, i enjoy the BLEMMA dynamic
>>219246440He'd be on cam more than Jet and he is much more obnoxious and repulsive. At least Jet is familiar, Ice is a burnout normie faggot, reminds me of Freddy a lot actually.
I hope we get more vegan farts from Binx
Now that the dust has settled, what went wrong?
>tts told bashir that there's a guy who joined a week ago and sent 300 negative tts to him>bashir now calls out the increasing number each time he gets a negative ttsbased
>Binx in a room full of mirrorsFunny seeing her not know which one to look at at least
blane emotional support
>>219246501What a pointless faggy reply. That you JD?
binxiepoo :DDD
>>219245957>clearly laid out in the bibleSure thing bud we all trust your biblical knowledge lmao
>>219246465I don't think you understand what people mean when they say "friend tank".It doesn't simply mean "not hell house".It means that there is no tension or competition between the fish whatsoever. S1-S4 all had competition between fish.S5 is literally just the fish hanging out together all day.It's the Fish vs Freeloaders season.
>>219246545lmao
>>219246440as long as its not streamers it has potential
>>219246433>>219246446When they were leaving the house Bashir whispered to Drake to let the Twins exit last just in case and he sat there for a while after Bashir walked out, he's a snake
>>219246527Refer to:>>219246512you dumb stupid pedo fag
>>219246525Letty was in the basement the whole time, how could they hate her she wasn’t even there
Wiggers can be so childish sometimes...
>>219246529and neither is Ben... gay Ben on the other hand...
>>219246495OH WHAT A SURPRISE THE BINGO IS ASLEEP DURING THE DAY WHAT A SHOCKER, I TRULY DID NOT SEE THAT OUTCOME!
S5 fish are boring and I hope Alex B stays until the end to keep the house chaotic and help us with the downtime. Let him do his own thing while they run challenges for the real contestants. A nu-Rachel for season 5.
who is suppose to be manning the store?
disgusting kys>>219246493>>219245845
It's amazing content listening to Binx and Alex argue over nothing for hours. THANK JET!!
>>219246576Ben and Jet are incapable of sticking to anything without seething at the fish/audience/twitter
she wants to fuck BAD
Bingo is too weak for this. She’s cucking content.
>>219246527bye pedophile
binx's affected baby voice makes me want to cut my ears off
>>219246538viking vibes
>>219246614imagine not watching blane+emma
>>219246608>run challengeslol good one
>>219246556god that shit was pathetic
>they've completely given up on the actual cast and are just throwing TTS hogs into the house nowit's never been more over
>>219246318Sorry fag, Sam decided he doesn't want to be funny or interesting anymore. Please enjoy his slop show where he boringly talks about news from 2 weeks ago.
>>219246382There is nothing more cucked than sending a $30 tts. They were $90 at the beginning of s3
>>219246576Literally everything except the Sam parts. Working out was fine and being aggressive to women is funny as long as they know what the show is or we are at the Famous House 2 point of the season.
>>219246593that's not in indication of hatred, he just wants to winhe HATED JD for example. you could just tell from the looks he gave him
she's complaining about ben not liking her upside down bit
>>219246628
>>219246608i like the season 5 fish except emma. and i agree alex should stay til the end but they actually just fucked up putting nontent nigger binx in there. would have been good with just alex and maybe freddy
anyone have any experience with tenga products? trying to up my game
>>219246440Oh yes, a house full of normies and Xena and Beth-tier one note degenerates throwing hands and liquids every day.
>>219246523Forever seething
Ideally i'd use the many fucked up faceshots of sam for a poe2 exalted orb, but It's too much hassle for me to gen it.
The way Bongo is always punching Bingo reminds me of my 8 year old twin nephews.
>>219246604>sometimes
>>219246576BINX
>>219246567the fish going to war with the prisoners was better than this entire season too
>>219246656good, as she should. that was just getting fun and he stopped it when all he had to do was let her finish and then make landon clean it up
>>219246656Upsidedown Day mind broke Ben.
EMMA IS CRYING AGAIN LMAO
>>219246646tay is gay
>>219246523>>219246606okay so you guys aren't impressed, let me see if i can change your attitude withtall bingo
>>219246646Get fucked cunt
i just checked out the binxtranny thread out of curiositywhoever posted aprils love affair i love u even tho u simp for binx
>>219246667meant for >>219246543
do you guys think jet will apologize for nuking season 5 or will he blame the cast?
>cocoichibanya mentionedHoly based
Jet has done it again...He's finally managed to make me stop watching again. Ahh, bliss, not having to ever watch or post on these threads, it's finally that time in the season again. I remember last season, when I finally left /ftl/ for good, it was a lot better, not like this horrible awful season. Goodbye forever again /ftl/
>>219246643Even more cringe that he clearly barely understands it, and Sam maybe mentioned that word to him at some point and he stuck with it. It was like G giving Alex B the shaman necklace except Jet never learned it was meaningless.
>>219246563A couple of carpenters could replace any damaged floors in a day, they're just lazy and cheap
>>219246646reminder that tayleigh buys ball deliveries
>FYUUUUUU...>>219246665
>>219246581somebody needs to tell him that it's all been mints already
>>219246679wtf is magic stars
Binky and Bashir are bonding over Japan.
>>219246645Jet wasnt lying when he said he just wants to drop the reality show stuff turn the house into a traphouse.
>>219245881Jet and Ben said he "looked retarded" carrying around a bottle of piss and shit and that they couldn't prevent arrests if he used it
>>219246677shit... you ain't wrong...
>>219246693he will blame the cast and the audience
>>219246679No one in their right mind would ever stream on Fishtank after the way staff treated the streamersMuch better to just go on Kick
>>219246576>the sam notes are just describing depression traits That's fucking hilarious. I hope he kills himself.
emma made them pinky promise they weren't fucking with her and they were honest with her!
>>219246440>degenerate big brotherwould be even worse than pee pee poo poo tankand the guy is even worse at running events than jet. with his kinda money jet would unironically do a better job.
>>219246679>people try to have a little fun during the 8 month off-season>NOT ON MY FUCKING WEBSITEyou don't hate jet enough
>>219246679What was he even mad about here?
>It's so bad the night time production copes on director cam have stopped
>>219246593he's only here to win, not make friends. god fucking forbid somebody actually be competitive on the so-called "competition show"
>>219246679Haha bro you said MAGIC STARS lol anyway ellie can you peg my ass now
>>219246720TJ streamed on Fishtank
Alex B's brief moments of lucidity are jarring.
>>219246563that probably literally did not even occur to them because they are retarded
>>219246688>guysIt's the samefag in every thread, a heart filled with hate and death
>>219246706they'll ban for snitching
>>219246733
Why is this bitch always crying
James Drake is the best normalfag thats ever been on the show easily
>>219246667A regal would be nice
blane is convincing her she is getting a production job
>>219246688content machine. how does she do it?
>>219246693Absolutely fucking not. He LITERALLY thinks he did a lot of hard work for the 8 months and this season.
>>219246688she looks like a tentnon tent
emma about to cry again
Some of the people were obvious trash, but I do feel bad for the people who went on Fishtank to stream and they just got rugpulled by Jet
>>219246563its a bit anon. that floor was trashed before they rented it. its getting torn out or refinished either way.
>>219245881It's actually very Neptunian to do a Chekovs Gun by having Landon talk about it and show it off every day but it actually gets thrown out of the house and didn't ever get used.
emma wept
>>219245697>sends missiles to your last allies in the region like a kid throwing a tantrum kek
God damn this retards got a fat fuckin ass
>>219246733she ate that goran ass
>>219246701I used to do floor sanding for a while during summer break. The job might not take long but it will cost A LOT. Literally if you ever find yourself at a loose end in need of some quick cash rent a floor sander and hire yourself out.
Why is Laura still there?
>they might even put you on xboxwhat the fuck is blane talking about lmao
They let him keep it because he got close to drinking it, that was the point of the nuke
> Alex is finally interacting with any season 5 fish at all.Why are fucking season 3 fish even here? They're not good freeloaders. They barely even interact with the rest of the cast, let alone push them. They provide nothing
I'm tired of the two nontent 26yo morons
>>219246764It's only good if the fish him/herself decides to disarm the nuke. Production interference on that makes it immediate non-kino.
fucking christ this bitch is actually crying again
>>219246697See you tomorrow, Cryo
>>219246755third times the charmcool bingo
>>219246728It was mid nov so probably mad about shadi fucking with him
lol i forgot how much i hate binx's nasal voice
Goodbye /ftl/ you'll never see me again
>>219246667Poe2 is bad sorry, should use poe 1 designs
>>219246693He could have saved Binx and Alex B and all these people for a post-tank van stream
>>219246693 It's a bad cast and it's Jet's fault for casting them
>>219246784they provide mmmMONEYYYYYY
>>219245708It's so funny how guys bring this jiggling keys shit now when every season has the same Shiitic
>>219246778Why is Emma still there?
>>219246693Both the cast and the production is bad this season
>>219246790more like cooled off
>>219246772We respectfully refer to them as bongos
>>219246766Not real islam
>>219246794You have said this like 5 times already
>>219246794me2
>>219246786That is true, jet has to insert himself or he gets upset (see s3 and how much he hates it because he was relegated to basement)
>>219246566
>>219246707former fish/orbiters streaming on the site after S4>>219246728people asking to be paid for being on magic stars
>>219246796people like binx should never have a second appearance on anything fishtank related. dont know why they love these nontent women so much
s5 actually had storylines brewing and they're all completely derailed now.
>>219246693You should probably just stop watching and posting. This is the direction the show will be taking from now on and true fans like me are loving it.
>>219246817Who the fuck is we, nigga
>>219246778Why is Jet still there?
>>219246801>>219246815S5 fish were completely fine, but Jet came up with possibly less ideas or challenges than S4. If there is zero catalyst, people are just yelling at fish for not being 100% interesting on their own for 16 hours a day, for 30 days.
>>219246783that's been established>>219246784memberberries
>>219246789That's Klaus
>>219246813Why are we still here?
>>219246827they broke every rule imaginable for her in season 3 and now they're breaking the now returnee rule for her too lmao
>>219246781Blane is being a ghisletty and priming emma for eating goran ass for that sweet production job
>>219246816fuck you here's a jumpscare
imagine if five (5!!!!) contestants hadnt just walkedimagine the whole house fucking with bezo
This is the worst cast they’ve ever had.
Welp. I'll probably tune it for two hours and come back later
>>219246829Drake vs Bash was the only real storyline, and it's still brewing.If either of them get kicked it's a dead season.
>>219246679aryeh such a fag
>>219246829Ah yes the storylines of... Drake, Bashir and Landon sitting around saying "we'll eliminate emma" and the twins sleeping all dayThrilling
>>219246790did someone say Bingo?
>>219246823Oh trust me I know. This is why Jet is getting AB to sabotage the S3 edits to make it seem like it was shit.
Alex is actually brain damaged
======BASHIR UPDATE======He just told Binky she can be his fourth wife but she must switch out every few years
>emma unironically thinks shes getting a production job
>>219246829>s5 actually had storylines brewing and they're all completely derailed now.No it didn't. The only thing going on was Emma seething about Bashir but not doing anything about it. There is no tension or drama in this cast. They're too autistic or too normie to get the level of drama the S1/S2 cast got up to.
>>219246844You're gonna carry that weight.
I'd rather watch Bezo, Anisa or Emma do nothing than have any returning fish.
>>219246849you need help
>>219246707I know that Alex and Binx were both on it
S5 is, like S1,2,3&4, No longer MY tank. They are torturing a retard again. I wish we had true fishtank for real, not like what we've had every single season. Goodbye for good /ftl/
>>219246859Bashir is walking today.
>>219246855S1 was worse. this cast is good. Wiggers just suck
They actually think they have psychic powers now
>>219246827She acts like a heckin' tranime girl bro!! Have you seen her zased powerstance?!
>>219246863>>219246879you didn't watch
>>219246849>people simped for those teeth
>>219246876Production job bootcamp after s5. Jewish boyfriend isaac 2.0
did bashir basedface over binx?
>>219246679Imagine being this antagonistic towards your viewers then being surprised when they don't want to give you money
>>219246845i know its one of the most insufferable things about fishtank i dont understand it at all
WHERE ARE THE TWINS SPINNING IN PLACE?AAAAAAAAAWHY ISNT THE DIRECTOR CAM ON THE TWINS DOING NOTHING ALL DAY?AAAAAAA
>>219246893S1 cast was miraculous, kill yourself
>>219246914He hates Binx
>another full day of Alex B repeating the same 5 talking points over and over while production completely ignores the actual castthinking this season is over
>>219246892I want Bashir to win, but this would honestly be great. Today is supposed to be elim day I think, and having another elim get cucked would be fucking hilarious.Production deserve to have this shit train derailed as hard as possible
>>219246920he was high off whippets he doesn't remember
I'm watching computer lab and Emma, the showrunner, is getting a peptalk from Blane, because Emma is crying over being asked to become a paid freeloader and she's considering it.
>>219246688this was actually hilarious
>>219246886Binx is shockingly bad and nontent
I'll leave now, bye /ftl
>>219246914No, he said the only fishes he'd basedface for would be Jimmy and Tayleigh, and maybe TJ
>>219246932At least Binx is here.
hmmmm should i jerk off
>>219246914No but after he asked if she kissed TJ she's been sticking near him to talk. Just another thit in love with the Muslim.
>>219246925they should have a designated retard cam24/7 on the twins
>>219246935I hope they all walk
>>219246914No, he said she was cringe lol
>>219246940>watching computer labIm not paying for shit
SPECIAL GUEST SOON
it's fatty isn't it...
>more guests arrivingwho this time?
>>219246834shut up mints
uh oh wes broke the viewcounts on the cameras and the real numbers are showing!
>>219246926dude Sylvia, Vance,Damiel,and Josie are doing nothing and Nina is in the basement getting direction from production this is such an amazing cast
>>219246961newfag
NEW>>219246850>>219246850>>219246850new>>219246850>>219246850>>219246850
>>219246829the only storyline brewing got dumped in the kitchen sink
It's Stein, btw
BURT IN ATLANTA AIRPORT
"Another special guest? Is this just going to be season 3?" - Basedshir
>>219246969Yeah...
>>219246893delusional
>Laura just runs around shouting about how much she hates women all dayBashir really did break all of these foid's brains, huh?
>can someone turn on that sauna in the bar, we have a special guest who wants to use it sooninb4 stein
>>219246944You should post this 500 more times
4 weeks is too short all of this is going to feel as irrelevant as the cell soon
>chat begging for alex wifemy god fuck this retarded audience
>>219246961I didn't pay, I have a system.
Jet did it again, and he'll just keep on doing it. I'm not going to be watching this anymore. Stop torturing retards, Jet. Goodbye forever ftl
>>219246997Fishtank chat is so fucking grim
Binx needs to be abused NOW
>>219246997They're gonna recreate Alex's S3 experience every season for eternity like he's stuck in purgatory
>>219246974The Binx and Alex dynamic is more interesting than you. Get over it Tayleigh.
>>219246986airsoftfatty or Alex B wife fatty either way we lose
>>219246988If he'd make a move on her she'd be on his dick in 2 seconds. Ignoring women overrides all their bullshit and it's the exact opposite of what all the nice guys and Elliot Rodgers do.
>>219246985fucking based
>>219246839>S5 fish were completely fine Only decent fish are Landon and the twins. The rest are boring. And I like James Drake but he's boring.
>>219247056Alex was fine. I was dying when he was throwing weights around last night. binx is a nontent hag who should've stayed in season 3. she brings literally nothing to this season other than more money to nepstein from retarded degenerate paypig gooners. you're a fucking idiot. be sure to say hi to jet in your next TTS praising binx you cancerous faggot
fish fillet
brotha if i wanted to watch some deep fried junkie waddle about talking to himself i would just go outsidehow much longer until his cathartic and humiliating exit?
>>219246735TJ's iq is 60
>>219247164She's content because of the dynamic between her and Alex, not on her own. Tayleigh should have gotten herself beaten up by Jackie if she wanted to come on.
>>219246950>at least
>alex b enters>friendtank enjoyers "waah i was enjoying watching them be best friends chilling out every day">only landon, james drake, and the twins have been able to stay relevant and interesting with the addition of high-interest freeloaders like laura and alex b>sorry emma fans she was always nontent>sorry bashir fans he's given up and hasnt done a single thing in days>"waaaah binx is here"sorry buddy this is the most interesting angle right now, and only landon/twins/drake are staying relevant amidst it. Binx might suck in general but emma was literally a net negative on vibe and content while binx at minimum will occasionally do something.dont cry though its not gonna last very long and we'll get right back to boring ass friendtank for you in a day or two when alex b inevitably crashes out again and quits the show (hopefully due to frank/burt appearing (((i know burts sperging out online or whatever but theyve used meta red herrings in the past))) but probably due to another superfriend fishtank team up)Though if it were me personally running the tank I'd start ramping up the hell house vibes and installing some longer-running challenges that turn the house into something more depraved and uncomfortable and send in frank hassle and other chaotic evil freeloaders to make the environment unlivable as we enter the last 5 or so days. But thats just me and clearly not the vibe they want this season. At the very least production should be doling out daily jobs that actually give the fish something interesting to do throughout the day instead of literally nothing.Think of it this way: alex b arc is a little intermission for you baby faggots who just want chill 3rd monitor vibes. Tune back in two days from now and you can enjoy watching 12 straight hours of fish sitting around chatting on the couch again.
>>219246787NOOO YOU CANT SHOW EMOTION ON MY HECKIN HELLHOUSE
>>219246688She needs sending home, she's clearly not right for the tank. Send her home.It proved late last night that Bongo was being entertaining on her own without being stuck to Bingo, so send Bingo home.
>>219245510post the link
