>FTL NEWS:-- The REAL Binx is here to mog Alex B...-- Emma's job is to do the wiggers' jobs for them-- Jet was TRIPPING on ozempic and Alex tried to save him... https://x.com/BluuCatt/status/2039648101690945541-- Beautiful Bongo LOVES your perverted TTS messages! https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1saea4n/bongo_gets_shocked_by_a_pervy_tts/-- Landon destroyed the nuke because Jet told him to-- Blane won the clip farming challenge https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775129667463739.mp4>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://fishtank.observer/https://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_WikiPrevious: >>219245393
Now that the dust has settled, was TJ lubecooch?
I want criminal charges for Jet and Ben and Mintsnot because i care, but because its the only way to punish them for giving us this completely half-assed season
Don’t listen to the doomer autists that like shit flinging, this season has had plenty of funny moments like this. Shit killed me
>>219246936"The letterboxed is mine but not the porno sites">because "lubecooch" is a very common usernameas soon as he heard that on tts he fucking to the basement
Reminder nothing happens during the day ever.The fish should be sleeping along with production(which is during the day)All the fun shit happens at 8pm their time
Special guest?
>>219246850are those false tooths?
Nontent nigger world Genuinely praying for the downfall of Jet Neptune and Benjamin Taylor
>>219246999Alex Stein, confirmed by the earlier Alex B leak.
BURT IS COMING
>bashir realizing friendtank is so fucking boring they have to bring back popular fishes from other seasons>now he's sad that he's a nontent nigger
>PLEASE BE ALEX WIFE ALEX WIFE!most retarded audience imaginable niggers just want the same thing over and over
You ready for the "special guest" that wants to use the sauna to be a nearly naked Airsoft Fatty?
>>219246971:( tj seemed so innocentEven if the r34 comments were him I dont know why niggas act like they've never posted edgy retarded comments on the internet
>>219246999Probably Alex Stein, but it would be great if it were Burt and/or Frank (not gonna happen).
The wiggers gave up with challenges, now they're literally jingling memberberries (Alex and Binx).
Time for the tank to warm up
Alex is about to explode
They should just keep bringing on season 3 fags and then Jet should come in with a gun and shoot everyone and then blow his own brains out
>>219247025>binx>popular
blane just convinced emma to take the "production job" for some reason lol
Has my self insert character James Drake interacted with Binx at all?
I could be better production than emma, my idea for a challenge would be to line up all the poeple in the house in front of alex, and make alex go one by one and tell 3 facts about them, including their name.
>9,000 on the website>only 300 watching the cams>no one cares at all>If you point it out you get the zoomer stare and get called a retard like in Idiocracy
>>219246850Remember when binx betrayed the original season 3 cast and sided with the normies? She has really strong principles.
>>219247025if this goat fucking nigger hadnt enforced friendtank maybe the show wouldnt be so boring
What does friendtank mean
>Alex Stein>Binx>Alex Byep, it's over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJT6lEYx7KYThread Theme
>>219246850Jet has killed the show once again. Every single season he does it. I'll stop watching for good now. There was a good few days there, so long ftl
Alex is slurring like he had a stroke
>>219247067Bashir won.
>>219247070how do you guys know it's alex stein?
>>219247068Descalating every conflictThat's what they kept doing every time there was a conflict, Bashir kept descalating everything because he wants friendtank and doing nothingNow he's complaining about production having to bring in people
>>219247068the cast don't hate each other because there's no stakes or reason 2 so it's their fault and not jets which in turn makes it friendtank
>>219247067they literally encouraged it with the bullet system
It's a B tier cast weighed down by a D tier production
You know it's bad when kiwi farms people love this season
If Alex Stein comes in with a black guy and starts doing the bit where he calls the black guy his bull and then starts badly bantering about islam to Bashir, then it's beyond over. It was already over with Alex but this will be the kind of levels of over no one could have imagined.
>>219246993Which is why my eurofag sleep schedule is all kinds of fucked up
>>219247095because we've seen fishtank before
>>219247042Who the fuck is Alex Stein?
>>219247095whiteboard I think
>>219247098Bashir mogged production and every attempt they've made to embarrass him has just turned against them.
>happy birthday sfxStop it already
>>219246926>>219246987Im sorry but its true. Jon was great and so was Letty. Everyone else was boring as fuck. S1 was saved by freeloaders
tj should show up and have sex with binx while alex b watches while burt and aryeh start rubbing his shoulders and ted farts over shinji saying obamna and freddy and direnc roll around on the floor while dontarius starts jerking off as alex stein cheers him on after getting his head shaved by tayleigh and
>>219247066>expecting a woman to hold to principlesAnon, I...
Why is binx still here? She’s completely served her purpose. The bit is done
why is alex to triggered by the birthday song?
>>219247053No one cares mints
>>219247101the perfect heel left and they did nothing to prevent it
It was about time...we had a good run /ftl/, goodbye forever
>S5 so boring that S3 has to save it from being nontent 24/7
OH COME THE FUCK ON
>>219246936Yes
Put a Josie on, put two.
the people want Scott Sullivan MMA not alex stein
>>219246971>as soon as he heard that on tts he fucking to the basementWrong
Alex is so scared of friendtank that he's in the computer 24/7 while production pushes content in his roomAlso fuck wiggers for not using the cameraman for minx returning. It feels so empty and soulless now. Alex peaked in day 1 and has been nontent ever since.
>>219247101Why are there no stakes?
>>219247147this isn't an airport, no need to announce your departure, attention whoring faggot
>>219247144she was an addict and left on her own
NOT MY CHAIR,>>219247132
>>219247025these are the people who obsess over binx btw
YES!!!!DIRECTOR CAMERA IS ON THE TWINS MUMBLING WITH THE JEET!YESSSS!CONTENT!
>>219247163no money
BAM IS HERE
I will kneel when Freddy returnsAnyone else is nontent
>>219247065Don’t forget kick viewers. They get money from that also from KPP
>>219247065Explains why they shut down the restreams. They really are desperate for more real viewers on their site and pass holders
they actually brought alex and binx back?fishtank is so dead lmao sell the rights to some zoomer with a broccoli cut
>>219247132Ok, agreed with everyone except jon & letty
Emma hate is astroturfed. Its pushed by her bf with the aim of breaking her self esteem so she will never leave him. Shes nice and harmless so has no reason for this level of hate
Fishtank is just "It could've been good" condensed into a 30 day long show
imagine the Bashir, Tayleigh, Jimmy alliance tank would never recover from the mogging
Alex Stein might be the unfunniest person to ever appear on fishtank
Who's the special sauna guest?
TJ
>>219247158>2023im so fucking old….
alex stein cried on his show when charlie kirk died so he actually should come so he can ask jet about the comment he made during ball brothers
>>219247170I wouldn't know, I'm not a /bant/oid moron that keeps up with off-season shit, you subhuman
>it's TJwhat the fuck
>>219247149Yep, it's GAME TIME
>>219247148>show is at it's most nontent right now and was most content when the s3 cast wasn't thereummm...what?
>>219247060she tried to do her baby shit and he ignored her, I think.
>>219247183The Kick viewer numbers make sense and are consistent with the rest of the season.
The threads were fun, really.Jet just had to kill it, make it a retard torture show again... I am never going to watch again. Goodbye /ftl/
>>219247177It's the same money as season 2
>>219247181and he just confirmed Stein is in the basement>He missed his flight back to Detroit where he lives and has been on the show before
Antara hates Laura
>they are bringing on TJ>Bam is so stupid he can't even hide itit's beyond over
do you guys think bashir is expecting an epic compilation of all of his prayers when he gets home
Is Landon really a scat guy?
>>219247016Bottom is Goranian
TJ ????
>>219247194Who?
>>219247158Jet is a dick
>>219247173>why are people watching season 5 for season 5 fish?
>>219247206What'd Jet say?
>>219247198yo, what's good
>>219247212You cant name a single organic non-scripted non-acted content since the plant spergout, btw
>>219247206charlie kirk died? wtf spoiler alert that
>>219247149for fuck's sake
>>219247197I liked his sidekick with the gyno in s01
Why is the director cam so shit today?
>>219247235This was one of the few Ws Jet has ever had
I wish after JD's exit they did a "fuck JD Day" after and just continue to shit on him.
>>219247230He's a janitor for a reason
>>219247132>>219247169
Why is TJ so unable to move on from Fishtank
>>219247194>Shes nice and harmlessthen she shouldn't be here
>>219247206Someone should actually send him that, Jet being confronted would be Kino
>>219246971>>219247040wasnt even the same username one was lubecooch the other was loobcooch. people are retarded
>>219247210>>219247201
Oh, you wanted Freddy to come back and act like a drunk retard? You want Frank to come and harass the girls? You want Burt to come harass James Drake? Sorry, buckos, best we can do is have Alex B come in like a crackhead and screech some variation of the exact same 5 sentences over and over again and the skanky e-girl we were trying to fuck a few seasons ago.
>>219247252mints thinks it's funny
ted>emma
>>219247269Why are you?
>>219247225To be fair Bam has no idea it's TJ
10 days is not enough time to recover the season from this shit. It’s overEven if there’s an elimination. No one will care.
>>219247252>today
benleaks got his pacifier
holy TRVKE
antara is legitimately the best addition to fishtank this season
if Emma was smart she'd have everyone set up a surprise birthday party for Alex B
if TJ really is the next freeloader, then this garbage has officially jumped the shark.
If TJ comes through that fucking door I am done with this season.Why is everything so fake and gay in S5.
>>219247206what did jet do? anyone got the clip?
>>219247287But I skipped s3 and most of 4
>>219247294jin Wjin it up!
Is there a video that's maybe an hour or so long that shows highlights from all the seasons of Fishtank to introduce new viewers? It's impossible to recommend the season 1 episodes that Jet and Ben botched so badly
>Bam: TJ is pacing around downstairs questioning if he should come upJet really is just chasing estanque huh?
Alex B needs our cum. I want to invoke the name of Michael Lee Bernard, calling Alex a good boy and a good puppy, while I shove a broomstick up his colon until he's internally bleeding, and tell him happy birthday, that he's such a good boy and he did such a good job killing all of those people in steet fights, and when I rape the leakage of presperm out of the channel of his shriveled little stimdick, I'll plop some onto the tip of my finger and make him smell it. And I'll ask, Dost thou not feel remindeth of thouest father playing with your vestigial tail? Ist nacht thou remindeth of all of your steet fight death victims? And I'll use the house to my advantage. BODYCOUNT BODYCOUNT BODYCOUNT. Rambo Knife. And Alex B's dead daddy will look up from hell, rolling on MDMA and Adderal, and smile upon his little monley boy.
>>219247269it made him into the man he is today
>>219247294based lmaofuck this jaundice grandma
>>219247294facts
we all know voting/elimination shit sucks but how do you keep a healthy competitiveness aura in the house for 30+ days without resorting to poopoo and pee pee
>>219247298>>219247300Stay seethingTJbros...we won
if it's tj season 5 is the 2nd best season
Reddit is turning on the S5 cast
>>219247252It's shit every day. It's just mints seething 24/7.Put yourself into his mentally ill retard shoes and try to think, who is he seething at today?When you think about it what makes sense is that Mints is absolutely seething at the season 5 cast and puts the camera on season 3 people out of spite.
are tj and binx attached at the hip now
>>219247294He says this while he simps for Angie who gets 20 views
antara says all of her friends are watching Fishtank!
>>219247277bro...
>>219247284Yes
>Bringing TJ to try to force some garbage Binx/Alex/TJ love drama contentThis shit is so fucking garbage. TJ sucks too
>>219247303Binx looks hot here!
>>219247294
>>219247327ask the big brother producers
When is hot girl showing up?
Anatara’s Indian friends are watching now and they’re big twins fans.
>>219247298>>219247300LOL
>>219247331Always happens when loud enough freeloaders show up
>>219247223Based jeeta
>>219247327actual money
>>219247289He said it's TJ. Bam should have the sense to keep it a secret.
>redditfuck em>>219247331
Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made
if TJ really is the next freeloader, then this season has officially reached it's peak.
>>219247350He/she is already here
>>219247331Why are these people even watching?
>>219247350PETER W
If it really is TJ, they need to have Binx kiss TJ in front to Alex
>>219247341I caught that too , "all my friends are also watching the fishtank and they love bingobongo"
It's JT, not TJ
I for one welcome LubeCooch (aka the only real winner of Fishtank) back into the tank.
>>219247294Jin is the closest contestant we've had to /ftl/
>>219246971people memory hole that once he heard the horse porn tts he immediately went to the basement and was like "i think my time here is up" but whatever
show sucks! its boring as hell!
I can't wait for TJ to sit in the corner quietly.Maybe they'll play La Bambo Dominican and he'll jump around for a few minutes.
>>219247365I meant it as Bam has no idea the importance of TJ. It's just some kid who's been on the show before to him.
I hope it's Tai
He actually meant JD
My favorite part of watching a new season of Fishtank is seeing all the same exact bits and people I already saw on a previous season of Fishtank!
>>219247382he was too based for the show
>>219247272>but my twins are okay fuck you
>>219247337Hot rapemeat. Imagine taking those glasses from him and putting them on and spitting in his mouth. Then when he gets lippy or tries to fight back, reach for your concealed carry, maim and scare the fuck out of him. With bullet.
>>219247331Funny thing is kiwi farms love this season and spergs out when people bad-mouths Jet and Ben.
I'm feeling RADIOACTIVE
>>219247350they kicked her out
>>219247341fishtank #1 in india
Maybe he said DJ the guy from Bloodgames
coochlube was it?
>>219247382He literally posts here.
>>219247382It's why he had to go. Too powerful for the 'tank
>>219247380>real winner>had the entire season scripted for himanon
>>219247238>>219247303it was something like charlie kirk died when he got hit by a ball and his heart exploded
Ok what’s the angle here bring Alex B Bink and now TJ? Why are we focusing on old drama? >let’s just make Alex B schizo out show >let’s just forget about s5 cast and make money off TTS instead
this whole season is made out of spite
>>219247398Who gives a fuck, it's a scam to farm hate TTS's, and it's working, go to fishtank observer and do the math, thye funded like the next 3 seasona lready
>TJ just happens to arrive the same day as BinxThey are dating 100%
Sam Hyde's ironic cool guy humor on pause snack continue is the unfunniest shit on earth
bringing in old fish as freeloaders ruined the spotlight for the main contestants. this is now the binx and alex show.
>>219247382too powerful for jet
I hope there's an all stars season or bloodgames or something where Sam is involved where some of the season 5 cast can get a second chance, this is a good cast and it's not fair they have to be the ones in the Jet season
>>219247194i think you would be surprised how hateful some dues can get over a boring mid girl
Put a Lubecooch on
>>219247385Alex B is a hot little piece of rapemeat you cannot deny. Everything about him just screams VIOLATE ME
>>219247430She's like twice his age.
The plan with season 4 was to relive the previous three seasons - moving through the housesJet, unable to come up with any ideas, now wants to just pull cast members back from each of the previous seasons because he’s upset that his ‘game mechanics’ and ‘elimination bullet’ stuff didn’t work>Reminder that Emma is still a contestant, the computer room jobs were meant to be ongoing now, and daily* fruit/produce hasn’t appeared in the jungle room in over a week (even Binx pointed this out)
>>219247430They've done two seasons of Estanque together
Man i really wish Jet brought the winner of mexican fishtank
It's really funny that Season 3 was so good that it's single handedly saving Season 5.
>>219247408How do I send this cute girl my money??
>>219247424He's going full into the trap house. Bringing all fish that would bring an audience (so no Tay, Arye etc.)
>>219247419it was scripted for tayleigh or shinji to win
>>219247424the "show" IS farming TTS, not the cast members
>>219247441I kneel
TJ raped a guy
I dont care for reruns
This season is for the bantniggers
Wait... did I miss it? is TJ THE LUBECOOCH in the tank?
LUBECOOCHLUBECOOCHLUBECOOCH LUBECOOCH LUBECOOCH
>>219247430sorta
>>219247430Isnt binx like 8 years older then him
https://x.com/DramaAlert/status/2039767524229710156Is Jet happy now they got a viral clip
>Took Initiative>Boxed Sam and destroyed his rib, didn't want to see Taylor>Boxed Ben when hammered>Beat Jimmy in boxing>Beat Tayleigh in boxing and destroyed her already sour womb>Got honeypotted>Kicked honeypot off the show so he could stay>Disobeyed Sam and went downstairs>So righteous his honeypot has parasocially fallen in love with him>Building harem>Only one with an arc>Raped Sam>Stopped doing the retard dance>Best WWE intro>Sam was jealous of his beautiful locks and made him shave it>Won the build a bed challenge by getting drunk and falling asleep on his wood pile>Survived a cardboard box to the head thrown by Frank when he was hammered>Best monologue of the show Bedroom 1 painting>Stood up physically to Frank when he threathened his baby>Funny when hammered>Didnt give Dumbgay any of the team prize money>Mogged Oliver right when he came in leading to Olivers entertaining B plot>Wonderful song that made even the simp Chris give him the win over Tay.>Tribal dance in tribal paint to worship the King Chris, Sam told him his was best.>TJ and Frank hassled Greg together>Got to go with Bex to the doctor>Sleep mogged Sam>Lives rent free in Jimmy's head>Withstood the most intense dogpiling over Lubecooch allegations>Beat the lubecooch allegations via lie detector>Only one keeping in character for final challengeAnd then he went on to win Bloodgames (secret hamster ending) and Powtank, sooo...
jet slitting his throat would save the season
>>219247385The only rebuttal I’ve heard to this is TJ didn’t actually go to the basement right away, and that he just didn’t know if he wanted to be on the show anymoreI didn’t watch that live so what actually happened?
If someone other than Alex's wife or Burt walk through those doors I'm closing the stream.
>>219246850Someone leak this bitches patreon already
>>2192474739
>>219247401lmao emmafag is angwy
TJ sucks because he's nontent, simple as
wait that’s actually binx?
>>219247476How much did Jet pay to get Keem to post this shit?
>alex b>binx>TJSo, uhhh... how about those freeloader auditions?
Does Binx not go on shows unless TJ comes with her?
like im into jet
>>219247494No
>>219247452Fenix would've been a good freeloader desu. Normie and content, not obnoxious like Alex or tryhard like Laura
When does Curt show up
NOOO NOT TJ AAHHHHHHH
>>219247449this. everything that's been happening is just production seethe that their plans blew up and the contestants were mogging them.
Emma seems nice and I think it's unethical to make fun of a foid just because they're boring and unattractive. Although making fun of Antara is evil and she probably deserves it.
>>219247485from what i remember i was watching live, he might have paced around a bit beforehand and grabbed his money
>>219247493It really is that simple
Make. The. Call.
>>219247424The angle is Jet took too many drugs and Mints is seething, time to say a fuck you to the audience.The exact reasoning is some mentally ill gibberish. Possibly mad that fans (read mondotrannies) are asking for Frank, possibly mad that people are asking for bloodgames 2.It's a spiteful punishment directed at no one in particular. Just pure spite and seething. They don't know who they are trying to upset but they will see people being upset and they'll go>AHA! Those are the people I wanted to upset! hahaha u mad? u mad? fuck the audience
>it's officially a /bant/ threadpack it up, seasons over
I guess Jet is flying in people he is going to take on his lil adventurer afterwards since this cast is so fucking boring?
Roberto would have been a better host than BamNatural aura
Jet saw that 4chan was starting to like the season so he had to make the show bad again immediately with Binx
>>219247331they need to turn on production, not the castcast is fine
>>219247327Offer prizes for challenges and have the elimination occur between the BOTTOM 2-3 peopleThe ‘bullet’ system obviously encourages targeting the most popular & inflammatory people, while leaving unthreatening floaters safe
>>219247479trvke
No more old faces but we'll bring back all the boring contestants
>>219247440It gave Landon, the twins and Drake scenes that progressed their arcs. Only Bashir has been pushed into the background.
>>219247502yo whats good
>>219247527Jet should just give the brand to him, for real
>>219247070Correct.
>>219247503they need each other or they get scared
>>219247528We were?
>>219247538alex b is fine but bringing back binx just for the hecking 5 minute bit of alex freaking out is such a wigger brained decision
>Alex B>Lubecooch>BinxWe’re unironically getting close to Poop Spongebob.
>>219247506cope harder faggotyou lost
>>219247493People will call this cast nontent and then jerk off over TJ sitting around quietly and smiling. Actual gay viewers.
>>219247545I'm scared
Blane ordering Bam around lmfao
>>219247511He was surprisingly coherent on estanque. He seems to be recovering from his pothead induced psychosis
>>219247269he current thing is skimming the wikipedia articles of well known authors and philosophers and namedropping them while mispronouncing their names
>>219247485What you just said. The TTS they always put of context as "accusing him of fucking horses" called out he already had fucked up letting Brian take all his chips and only ended with calling him horsefucker. He didn't even the register the insult because he was checked out by the first part.
>>219247509Fenix, mi amor
Binx is grooming TJ and I don’t approve of it. She is a bad woman
>>219247330no this makes TJ and season 2 look bad
>>219247553I like the cast
WE ARE LUUUUUUBE COOOOOOCHWE CAAAARRY THE FLAAAAME
TJ is fucking BinxHagmaxxing ftw
tj is so pretty
>>219247426not the whole season, but what they're doing now is out of spite
>>219247493>>219247519>>219247553See >>219247477
>>219247506omg samesiescan i get sex traffick'd now?
Send Bingo home all she does is sleep all day and night. Send her home.Bongo can stay she's trying to be entertaining and was funny last night but Bingo does nothing but sleep. Send her home. You're all complaining of nontent, then how is someone who sleeps 99% of the time still in the house 3 weeks in?
the original fish should just leave
kek, imagine actually typing all of that outhow much thought did you put in? how many times did you backspace and retype? im actually impressed lmao, even>>219247402
i wanna give binky backshots
>>219247554its ok bam said tj is here
Binx grooms little boys
The fuck TJ going to do as fucking freeloader? ALEX AND BINX BARELY WITH THE ACTUAL SEASON'S FISH
Do you guys not understand? Jet made a radically wild decision. He's bringing everyone back. They are all attention starved, they will never leave, it's HELLHOUSE TIME, REVENGE ON THE FISH, KILL THEM ALL COLUMBINE STYLE YOU ARE THE SHOW YOU CONTROL THE ACTION YOU ARE FISHTANK NOW
>>219247269nigga this applies to like half the people who been on this shit. baffling
>>219247551kino!!!
He really did it just to turn us into a fucking /bant/ thread, the bastard
>>219247581they don't do that anymore, budget cuts
i miss upside down day
>>219247294jincel coming in with the truth nukes
JUST PUT A WIG ON BLANE AND TELL HIM TO ACT LIKE TJ
you niggas are funny, makes watching this shit bearable
>>219247579>See my cope with this list of forced nontentI've seen it plenty before
>>219247525Jets reasoning is if a cameo fish makes 4x their plane to ticket in TTS they were worth bring on
Is TJ in the tank or some shit?Director cam is so shit I didn't even know binx was there until 5 minutes ago
>season is a hangout spot for old contestants and Jet's friends
my honest reaction to this seasonhttps://voca.ro/1ooIGbLqN1JM
>>219247585schizo faggot has been spamming that since alex b got here. what a mentally ill freak
remember Vicky?remember Charity?remember JD?remember Head?remember no fresh air?
TJ effortlessly mogged Jon during bloodgames, I think he can tardwrangle Alex B
>>219247593ESL rage
They should bring back the Simmons, Megs and Ians of the show back.
>Binx>TJThis is Spictank s3
TJ was only entertaining when he was getting beat up by Sam
>>219247593Dance to la bambo and uhhhh mmm uhhhh idk
Even now, it's better then the beth posting from a week ago.
>>219247340Angie had pop
It's Famous House two all over again.... Jet somehow did it again..
>>219247626true
>>219247593Things just happen around him because of him whether people can accept it or not. It’s kind of amazing.
The only good thing about bringing in Alex/Binx/TJ is I just know AB is seething
We're all little dolls on mr.Neptune's meta dollhouse show.
>>219247602nontent scripted bit
blane > tj
God bless ffxiv, it's the only way an autist like me was able to bag an e-girl
>>219247623dont compare simmons to them, simmons was untapped potential
Bashir loves laron
Every single one of you fuck niggas dont remember how fucking boring TJ was
Jet bring in the blue hair winner of mexican fishtank to fill the S5 house with blue haired women.
Laura fucking sucks
>>219247579the only thing funny about TJ was the way he made Sam rage when he tried to prod him into actually doing something and TJ was too retarded to understand
>>219247637I didn't even consider that. Things got even better.
>>219247277>wasnt even the same username one was lubecooch the other was loobcooch. people are retardedLubecooch defense force trying to claim things that aren't true again.
his prerogative, -shrug->>219247614
the only fish that will never come back or post on the fishtank site is payton
where are people getting TJ from? he isn't anywhere in the house
>>219247620Who the fuck cares?
>>219247648TJ conversation mogs Blane even with the stutters.
only Bashir x Binx romance plot can save this season
what happened to emma’s can challenge?
TJ and Ben are the same age
>>219247651laron was kind of funny unfortunate he pussied out with alexis but his reactions were funny
fishtank? more like badtankbecause it's bad
>>219247668Yes he is you tard are you not watching the show
nontent niggers
>>219247593Get tts baited
>>219247668Bam just said he was in the basement
literally all the freeloaders this season have sucked bad, putting another nontent retard in there will literally improve the show by zero percent.
>>219247626>he's not a powtank knower
>>219247646upside down day was fucking insane. sorry you missed out
>>219247652why do you talk like a black guy
>>219247668Bam said a "skinny guy with long hair that's been on the show before" is in the basement
>>219247661pretty based fetish
>>219247668Apparently bam said it
>>219247652DUDE HE HECKIN ROCKED BACK AND FORTH WHILE TAKING 10 MINUTES TO GET A SENTENCE OUTHE'S JUST LIKE ME
how do you guys know tj is coming
>>219247680they found the keys like like 10 seconds and she paid them
>>219247661
>>219247637I think the Counterstrike guy who was making clips this season starting seething too after Alex showed up.
completely honest review from a newfag here. I was aware of past seasons and some of their drama but never fully watched until this season. from what ive gathered, this is the only season where the contestants have been this close and friendly with each other given the title "friendtank". I dont think this is a bad thing. ive enjoyed seeing the cast come together, have growth and all the little bits of wholesomeness that came with a season of not being peepeepoopootank. however, I do not think this season has been good aside from a few points. I think bingo and bingo are cute and funny. I liked everyone shitting on JD. I liked seeing Bashir be spergy about his religious special interest. ive enjoyed seeing James Drake just be a normie. Landon is everyone's favorite loveable retard. I think this season could've been good. Ive enjoyed basically all of the cast (even Mr. Naked) except for emma, JD (I think he was good hatewatch material), Blane, Beth and now Binx. the entirety of production including their bits, personality and overall inclusion of their presence has been absolutely fucking awful and I think that the 8 months of "work" they've put into this show is absolutely laughable. for example, the fact that you cant destroy anything or get even the fucking floor wet is ridiculous. why did they not buy some shitty cheap house in the Midwest for 50k to demolish? clearly everyone who's a veteran fan of this show wants peepeepoopootank. they've had 4 seasons of prep to figure out the base needs of the audience. I think if Jet truly sees this show as his legacy then he wouldve put even the slightest amount of effort into making interesting challenges, skits, dropped his ego in order to listen to any sort of criticism and actually had any sort of self esteem we could've gotten a good fishtank. instead we get the amalgam of "is it friend tank? no, we dont want that. is it pissandshittank? no, we dont want that either. is it a reality game show? fuck you" its just awful
>>219247637reminder
put a sora on
>>219247705bam leaked to bashir and bashir guessed it immediately
>pandering to both season 2 and 3 faggotsIt's beyond over..
>>219247696he's puerto rican
NOT FUCKING TJFUCK THAT FUCKING RETARD
tj is coming on just to talk with bashir
>>219247680Took binx 5 seconds to find the key in her beans.
>>219247697lmfao bam is so fucking shot
I'm already hyped for season 6, guys!
Is this just the dogpile Alex B show now? Why are TJ and Binx there?
the moaning first thing to make me laugh today
>>219247583The day 1 rule was that if Bingo leaves Bongo losesBongo plans on winning and will do so even if it means carrying the emaciated corpse of her skeletal sister to the finale
>>219247697clip?
>>219247696it’s jimmy’s faggot master, g00n
>>219247697OMG IT'S TED FROM FISHTANK
>>219247697simmons.
>>219247718when does josie show up
>goran>>219247231
Are they replacing Landon as the main character with Alex?
bashir should just stop being muslim and do a johnny depp thing
>>219247727pretty sure Binx doesn't go on anything unless TJ is invited 2
Yeah let's bring old contestants to the Alex B show while the current ones just sit around
>>219247727Because S5 contestants forced friendtank so now it's boring
> you dont get it. tj watched david lync and likes frank zappa. he is the most enigmatic fish of all time
>>219247711happy for you or sorry that happened
>>219247637True
jingling keys tank
>>219247697Sodaman!!
>>219247716clip?
>>219247734Bongo is beautiful
>>219247734she looks like an actual witch
>>219247727TJ is not there
>>219247652I never really liked TJ.
tjseethers are just making up shit to get mad at
goran>>219247740
They can't be stupid enough to bring the most nontent nigger in Fishtank history back to freeload. It's not TJ. Think /ftl/, who could it be?
See, season 3 was a bit on the fish who thought it was Famous House, season 5 is a bit on the audiences, who thought this would be fishtank. It's like pottery.
We need some advanced gags, bring on Jimmy.
The TJ and Bashir /tv/ convos are gonna be good ngl
>>219247711>the amalgam of "is it friend tank? no, we dont want that. is it pissandshittank? no, we dont want that either. is it a reality game show? fuck youIt's dragontank retard
>>219247753>contestants forcedWhy didn't Jet and Ben come up with anything to have them compete with each other and create conflict?
>>219247382yeahhi
he's in the basement
Remember this?
>>219247759i would actually geek, love sodamaam
>>219247697Chip
>>219247721Bashir will expose TJ for the little pseud he is lmao. He will demolish him in any conversation about literature, philosophy, religion etc.
if they actually bring tj, i'll quit watching forever.
>>219247697he also just straight up called him TJ
SUCK IT ALL UP!
nobody even noticed they slowed the tempo slightly on the songs
James Drake never had the makings of a professional actor
>>219247775Binx?
>>219247727they are on their honeymoon
>>219247711jet is an alien and he needs his medicine or he's going to fucking die
What's with season 3 fishes being on? Are season 5 fishes so bad they had to bring on s3 fishes?
>>219247737id actually kneel
>>219247206
>>219247711based and true
It's not TJ and you can screenshot this you fucking retards
>>219247790they’re on the same level
all of a sudden...
Only gay guys like Benji like TJ
cant wait for the little kwab to ruin his legacy.
>>219247741Yup. I guess he really still pissed them off. They still seethe about him big dogging them weeks ago now. I guess Ben beating him wasnt enough they had to lead him on with monkey spit and act like he was a shoe in for the final three. Sad, I have no idea what a guy like landon did to deserve that much hate from them.
>>219247781they did though
the production expecting every group of people living together to turn on one another and every significant other dropping by to destroy their relationship is unrealistic and speaks bounds to who they are as people
TJ said he wanted to have a conversation with Bashir. It’s the Lubecooch himself.
>>219247780>>219247115
post yfw they bring back binx and not freddy
>>219247739Many are asking this.
>>219247715Miss that nasty Mexican whore screaming about goose plushies like you wouldn't believe
>>219247731jej
>>219247803production is high all the time and now just wants to appeal to the lowest attention span viewers
>>219247757Jimmy being a medic and not being allowed to have a weapon was pretty funny tbf.Then him getting annoyed by it and blowing the leaf blower into the fire to create a flamethrower.I miss Bloodgames.
Have they given up?
>>219247734that deep cut
If this is an all-stars season then SEND HER IN
How many seasons now have just been made out of spite? 3, 4?
>>219247797they go back and forth for some reason
>>219247813Tranny Benji has admitted he likes TJ because of the mom/daughter fetish stuff.
what are the odds they're filtering TTS now?
anyone got the clip of bam saying TJ is coming
these are tj fans btw
>>219247115
Benleaks furiously beating off to loobcooch and calling s5 the best season ever
>>219247809I hope youre right mints
>>219247823What happened here?
JET YOU SUPID NIGGER STOP RELYING ON OLD FISH
>>219247832all of them
Mad about TJ again award
>>219247803they have brought back former entities on every season
>>219247803Production gave up on putting in effort into the season and are just leaning into nostalgia-bait so they can farm TTS
>>219247741Anon, the entire S5 cast is being replaced with Alex B, Binx, and TJ.
>>219247829the camera is on alex 95 percent of the time
>>219246964?
>>219247831hottest chick ever on fishtank and they rigged her to get kicked within 48 hours
>>219247832unironically every single one except bloodgames
>>219247815Landon is a genuine and positive guy that people feel comfortable around which enrages the wigger
we love benj
>alex b saved the season
>>219247815they cant stand the fact a janitor retard is more loveable than they are
>>219247823what the fuck happened i thought the last thing to happen was the brit girl shaving her head
>>219247697red herring, it’s actually claire in heels
What's Alex seething about now?
>>219247809you have an incredible ass
WHY TJ OF ALL FUCKING PEOPLE????
>219247831Noone cares which whore you fapped to today, anon
>>219247711I agree with you I think
>>219247811
>>219247755reddit comment
>>219247859he should save them for another all-stars mini-season
>>219247849idk who this is
How does Jet find new ways to completely jump the fucking shark? It's genuinely crazy
>>219247838oh, ok its the first time ive noticed but i dont watch that much. thanks i like it kek
>>219247809Twerk that booty for us, boi
>>219247809Why were the viewer counts all fucked up?
>>219247890he follows binx and letty around the world like a lost puppy
>>219247832everyone except bloodgames and s1
It's actually Tayleigh. Bam just thought she was a guy because she's so ugly.
>>219247861Everyone in this collage is TJ fans except for the third from the left top row.
>>219247864>Production gave up on putting in effort into the seasonthis. after jets stupid ideas fell through the wiggers also fell threw the little KWABS
>>219247880He's happy. Binx and Boingo cured him with their pure hearts.
>>219247893awesome image
>>219247857She tried to kill herself after losing a fishtank spinoff watched by 100 people. Not kidding btw, she legit slit her wrists on streamhehehe suicide
We need more klaus vibe repair posts
>>219247849>screenshotting your own post
>TJ and Blane in the same houseThe Strongest Horsecock Lover in History vs. The Strongest Horsecock Lover of Today
>>219247915They’re literally all jimmycord
bingo doesn't know alex b called her the ugly girl last night and that bongo didn't stand up for her :(
Imagine being someone that bought a pass halfway through the season after they killed restreams and your first paid for experience is fucking Binx
So how's the "no returning faces" thing going?
burt coming off as the obvious winner of s3 when you have two of the "bangers" without him
>>219247899jets inept
i would not describe TJ as a skinny guy with long hair. i guess maybe i would if i were as fat as bam
Sorry but nothing will ever top season 3. Alex B + Burt were the funniest and most entertaining.
>>219247811>>219247893>4k viewer dropoff
Prediction status?
>>219247697TJSimmonsChipDamiel with extensions Airsoftskinny in a wigFreddy in a wigJan/Xavier in a wig
>>219247927Then what's up with her face? I think I saw the clipAnyone got the clips?
>>219247941get trolled
>>219247937it's always projection with them
i really hate that fucking sauna. it's blocking the area where most people sit, and i'm not paying for ptz.
>>219247855it's funny because he was shitting on s5, but will 100% be sucking it off from here on out.
>>219247870Not even within the top 10
>>219247761I don't clip. I merely watch Bashir
Fuck mints I don't want t o see alex anymore
>>219247915you know everyone in that image?
>alex b knows star trekwarming
>>219247915that’s not true, i collected some of these chuds and they’re usually jimmy binxleigh or poopleigh fans
lol bongo is tanking this serious and bingo is trying to not laugh
>>219247965name 3 nigga
What went wrong?
i refuse to believe even a single person is enjoying this at this point
>>219247927>>219247957no that was the british girl that tried to kill herselfsora had to go to the hospital because josh dumbed floor cleaner on her head and it got in her eyes
>>219247971Yeah that shit is super niche
i think i like bingo because she looks like a little boy.
>>219247950Director had like 200 viewers with 9000 on the site, and just now updated to 6000.
>>219247968switching up by a pass tactics?
>>219247983Galaxy gas
>>219247983everything
>>219247983jet, it was always jet
>>219247626TJ was basically “retarded normal” minus the lubecooch stuff if you believe it or not. He wasn’t inherently evil or wanted to hurt people. I don’t see any reason for him to be on s5 other than jet and ben using him to farm TTS bucks. There’s no story this season because no Sam. Just farming money
>>219247969>you know everyone in that image?Yeah they're subhumans that post themselves on twitter or these threads. Most transitioned from being Josiepedos to Tjpedos then Burtpedos.
>>219247968Then stop watching pussy you won't
This shit wouldn't matter if it weren't only 30. It's impossible to course correct by this point
>>219247953We still have 1,5 weeks for my prediction to come true...
>>219247983unironically, no sam
>>219247931why would i make a gay thread just to screenshot it for these threads?
>Is this the confessional?He was in there 1 minute ago
>>219247983No Scott Sullivan MMA
Twins up to the their fake satanic bullshit again
>>219247983the biggest issue is that it's run by guys who don't watch or understand their own show
>>219247989nestor* not josh
>>219247940There were shill posts in these very threads telling people to cough up $10 and if they didn't want to pay for a halfway over season that hasn't been worth the money that they were poor.Still not paying btw.
>>219247857Another contestant threw floor cleaner in her face. Washed it out for a half hour in the shower but still went to the ER. said they were 2nd degree chemical burns but she was fine the next day
>>219248019>satanicgrow up
Cooling off on Alex
>>219248008the season can be saved just kick out alex b and binx and do another vibe repair improv
>>219247983
>>219248008Theres a little over a week left and zero challenges in sight
>>219247983Binx
>>219247955more like no returning FECESand even that's a lie!LOL!
>>219247652TJ was only interesting because Jimmy left. Tay was cringe, Trish was lazy, shinji didn’t understand English. TJ was all we had to work with
>>219247831How to send her $5?
Alex doesn't know what a tether is.
>>219248031Grow down
>>219248035bingo looks cute here
>>219247447and?are you from reddit?
Is bingo wearing a walking dead shirt?
>>219248002why do you know all of them?
>>219248008yeah it really feels like it's over now. it's a shame because i thought this cast was shaping up to be pretty great
>>219247968I'm impressed that director mode is still doing this, the viewers on kick and director mode have both dropped to the lowest amount this season. What the fuck?
https://strawpoll.com/e2naXONDAyBhttps://strawpoll.com/e2naXONDAyBhttps://strawpoll.com/e2naXONDAyB
>>219248012I miss Sam...:(
i think i like girls who look like teenage boys
>>219248057grow down there
>>219247955klaus tipped their hand I think
>>219248067>why do you know all of them?Because I watch the show and see these subhuman blobs in the threads, twitter, or on the show in the case of cryokeen.
>you named it tether?
>>219248064she said she got it at goodwill
alex has drained everyone else's energy in the house and all for short term gain with a tts baiting crackheadyou could say production L
>>219248008zero possibility for good new freeloaders
>>219248097jesus
What song is playing?
>>219248045He has been a kino machine since then tho
When does Klaus and Cyrokeen show up?
alex b showing up had zero pop on 4stats btw
>>219248097Why?
>>219247983Alex B should've been the host of s4
>>219247983Jet refused to do basic paper work and focused more on fucking contestants that reminded him of Ciara his r9k crush that his dad fucked before he got a chance and she killed herself
>>219248100but profit Wit's a jewish show
So where's the special guest?
>>219248012Sam is a fag
Season 5 has rebounded nicely, and now Season 2 is back by itself as the worst full fishtank season.
it's impressive the season has been this watchable without sambam was just an awful choice minus the memes we got out of him week 1
tj w
>>219248059
>>219248106No he hasn't
>>219248104https://youtu.be/9_eXXctayLE
>>219247989>>219247927what the fuck? did she actually slit her wrist? it looks like in the vid they took it off her
Dude I thought this season was actually going good and now we're just doing retreads. What the actual fuck the season is trashed completely.Maybe if the actual fish do a mutiny and get these returning faces out we can salvage this shit. Crash their stocks send them TTS to revolt STAT!
>>219248100There was no energy before him
Bam said TJ had an uber ordered to leave
>>219248075>https://strawpoll.com/e2naXONDAyB19 niggers like Binx?
>>219247583Tranny pedophile coping>cast quirky people>do nothing with them, they are just supposed to start doing peepee poopoo or something without production giving them anything to work with>''wooow this is boring! bring in nontent faggot retards binx, alex and TJ! FUCK the people we cast for our show and then abandoned, omg look TJ is rocking back and forth! CONTENT! Holy shit Alex is talking about heckin' monkeys???? CONTENT KING''
>>219248125on the way apparently
realziing binx is more cringe and pedocoded than the twins jesus christ. le epic bunny hoodie playing with a kids toy
>>219248001It wasn’t TJ it was his fans who only became fans after the Taylor GF shit started
>>219247711The last seasons were tolerable because there was a storyline that was only made possible by Sam Hyde. Jet and Ben don’t have that creative presence to create something like that. That’s why we are getting silly bits like “twins are dragons and jet the alien”. Sorry you missed out.
>>219248132what fucking language is he trying to speak.
>I guess he won season 2 or somethingfucking BAM YOU SPOILED IT AGAIN
>TJ bitched out
>I guess he won season 2Why does Bam just spoil everything lol
bam just said a korean girl with long hair who's been on this show before is with jet in the basement
What's the payoff here basement crew? Are you going to keep advancing culture you've been pushing this entire season? Will you frame the S3 veterans as hate & death, icons of what you are trying to move past, and let the new era of fish purge them out?
>>219247983 they tried to redefine what Fishtank is with season 5
Just let me know when the special guest arrives.
TJ doesn't wanna come on lol
>>219248136yeah she was unsuccessful, but it completely nuked the vibe of the finale lmao
>>219248162Good.
>>219248097Who is this?
>>219248135ty
piss your pants challenge will save the show
>Joke for 2 days that Binx would be back>Binx is backkill me
I hope TJ brought Scott Sullivan MMA with him
>>219248008if it were normal length I wouldnt be complaining cause wed have 3 and a half weeks for it to get crazy
You're enjoying their show, right?
>>219247020lol they really do hate their fans. forever vindicated for not giving them a single dollar.
Will TJ ally with the twins or Landon?
tj is not a cuckold
>>219248178It's all your fault you piece of shit
bam was probably talking about mr naked
>>219248001Yeah, them milking these old faces is basically admitting they've given up on this season.
>>219248184
I found ithttps://www.zombiegift.com/the-walking-dead-governors-fish-tank-zombie-heads-t-shirt/
Payton's on her way to the tank.. and she's got a gun!
it took 48 hours for the show to go from decent to absolutely horrible beyond recovery
Bring in CLAIRE DO IT NOW
anyone actually clip bam saying tj or skinny guy whatever it was
At least TJ knows that coming on would be bad for the show.
>>219248162Rare TJ W. Even HE knows...
Did Emma leave?
>>219248205no more claire type stuff
Bongo compares herself to Jimmy, says she’s a nice Jimmy.
>>219248194We're just going to skip over the lore where benji tapped the glass too hard and mind raped TJ into reaching out
>>219248220Who?
So TJ is actually dating Binx, and they brought him on to fuck with Alex B?
>>219248205i think she would mog too hard
fishtank season 5
>>219248227Performative nontent? I can see that
>>219248106no, he was boring on S2 and he was boring after S2. I wish TJ fags would stop with the ironic cocksucking.
>Alex B>Binx>Alex Stein>TJJust end the season today
>>219248201Imagine thinking early 2000s Green Day was cool.LOL
>>219248195Does this mean Jimmy will be here in 2 days?
Tayleigh enters the tank
>>219248194Job status?
>>219248238okay, name a good fish then
>>219248134>>219248238Filtered
they've completely lost me. I'm done.
tjseethers need to calm down and stop spamming
nontent
Fishtank fans should be slaughtered in the streets.
Why should season 5 fish even try when it's not even their fucking season anymore? This is famous House 2 all over again
>>219248259Jon
Season 3fags have never been more vindicated
jimmy inbound to save sister laura and do funny bits with her
>>219248228benleaks felt guilty about it and never went on another tj stream again
Is anything even upside down anymore?
>>219248234Why is a nearly 40 year old woman with an arthritis sleeve playing with a baby toy.
Nothing can ever make me hate this lil nigga
POOH SHEISTY GOT ARRESTED
>>219247983Jet Neptune.
>>219248259JonAlex B pre-S5ColeLetty
>>219248224Kys, austin
>>219248259salmon is pretty good
we need to be shifting to the timeline where alex was kwabbed out by james drake and quit on his first night
>>219248247bet you wouldn't say it to those alphas' faces.
>TJI'm gonna bully benleaks every single time he makes a post. I'm not having it.
lol okay good one bam
>>219248292
>>219248287>it’s real
>>219248290>pre-S5He's exactly the same
>>219248259South American tilapia (american and chinese taste like shit)
clip of Bam saying TJ https://x.com/babybulimix/status/2039774765494247847
>>219248241it's only $10 (not even worth $0.10)
so bam just comes and hides in the sauna now to avoid contact lol
>>219248205She is even more blacklisted than Burt
Enshittification, also known as platform decay, is a process in which two-sided online products and services decline in quality over time.
So he also said something about missing a flight to/from Detroit. So was TJ with Binx, flew in just to stop by the house with her and was planning to leave without getting on the show before Bam ratted him out?What's the deal with the flight?So many questions, so many mysteries.
Bring in Austin and Betty!
>>219248247It wasn't.But late 80s/early 90s Green Day was great.
>>219248270can i be spared
>>219248275>he liked the little retarded KWAB bitch
If TJ owns Alex B would he become the greatest fish to ever do it?
>>219248277do not manifest this shit into the universe...
>>219248259Payton. Did nothing, was always well liked by every other fish/famou house 2.0 contestant, never tried to conform for paypiggies, got a personal ride to her home state from sam.
I hear CK is on her way
>>219248259letty! best fish ever
>>219248287HOLY SHIT ITS OVER
>produces immense seethe from chudgang >doesn’t stream or leech off fishtank >only fish to win the grand prizeYeah I’m thinking he’s the best fish
>>219248331Not if you paid
>>219248295seriously, this is fucking awful
post yfw S5
>>219248325him and binx are dating i assume(sadly) and he was there for her
where is alex B?
even the fish are bored.
i'm gonna seethe and flame nonstop. fuck TJ. we leave bant and now i'm gonna have to put up with this shit here, too
lul bam talking about tj
So all-stars are showing up which means bloodgames material and people are freaking out? Am I reading this wrong?
lol
LOL
bam spoiling it is funny as fuck hahahaha
>>219248309Get on the show with Betty you schizo, you can cut each other and bleed and piss on everyone
>>219248354
Landon’s assertiveness always catches me off guard lol
>another Bam leakthat dude is genuinely sub 80 IQ
bam btfo tj
I miss when season 5 was season 5...
TJ probably doesn't want to come because Bam spoiled it lol
>Bam thinks TJ is an autistic pussylol
BAM SPOILED IT AGAIN
does fishtank have a p.o. box? i want to send some stuff
>>219248345The content we need right now
lol i love bam
>>219248345>be filthy rich>still act like a niggerit's literally in their blood
>>219248326This would be amazing
>>219248320well i guess thats that
>>219248320Probably a joke
>now TJ doesn’t know if he wants to come on the show or not LMFAO STILL THE SAME RETARD FUCK
are TJ and Binx actually dating? why would he show up with her again
>>219248159I swear to god if I had the money I could run this exact show a thousand times better than these degenerate fucks. its honestly baffling to me how jet, coming from such a shitty background that breeds creativity can be served this immaculate opportunity on a silver platter just yo squander it and do kratom in the basement while Ben is clearly yes manning the worst half baked ideas he can come up with. huge L on Sam's part for thinking this stupid asshole had a chance of making something good on his dime. but hey, its fucking profitable somehow and that's clearly all the Sam cares about
THANK GOD
>>219248204Yes. Show got better before Alex showed up.
mints hereits jimmy
>>219248372this poster is austin/the_prick
I love that Bam doesn't give a single fuck
>we have no idea what he's talking about he's not hereyeah bam just somehow knows who TJ is, what he looks like, where he's from, and that he won season 2
this is fucking awful but bam spoiling it is funny i guess
>>219248367>bloodgameslol. they built a big ass set for that, this time they bought a van. get real
fuck TJnow I hope Alex stays and harasses him
>waaah i wanted to watch friendtank on my 3rd monitor >waaah i wanted to see a bunch of friends hang out on the couch all day>waaaah my favorite fish are emma and bashirsorry little faggot, only landon/drake/twins have stayed entertaining in the face of more interesting freeloaders. Dont forget, retards, that freeloaders come in different varieties to add flavor to the tank. Some like blane are job-pilled and chill while others are 3-dimensional villains like laura and others are lolcows like alex b. If you cant handle things that are interesting then just tune in <48hrs from now when alex b crashes out and walks off the show again (hopefully due to burt/frank but likely due to a super friend fish alliance driving him out). The only thing i would actually want from production is to stay on top of actually giving the fish interesting jobs and more long-form missions and challenges. It doesnt NEED to be hell-house but it at least needs to be SOMETHING for them to do.Also if you hate binx just remember emma literally sat in silence every day for over two weeks for 12hrs a day. Binx is a loiterer by trade who rarely takes initiative and sucks, but she's not nearly as vacant as anissa or emma. With alex b here she at least serves a temporary role in an active arc.
>>219248380No lies detected
>>219248328That was the point of what I said.But they were mid back then as well, just not hacks like they were post 2000
>>219248402they are lying
>>219248402I honest to God trust Bam over the wiggers
hag in the house = vibes killed hag in the house = vibes killed hag in the house = vibes killed
>TJ too pussy to enterS2fags in shambles
>>219248357u jealous that she gets to date tj?
>>219248399Probably. TJ was the type to be into older women. Lubecooch and all
>>219248402buddy...
>>219248376>>219248379>>219248380TJ fans blown out so badly they can never recover.
If you believe this you are retarded
tj initiative arc W
>>219248411Well Bashir said he won season 2, Bam didn't know that till Bashir said it. He just knew the name and description
>>219248419
>>219248431he’ll be back
TJ STANDS FOR TAYLEIGH JIMMY!!!!
fuck bam margera
TJ is a FUCKING PUSSY
so uh umm, wait let me think... OH yea! Whatever happened to... uh umm, I forgot :(.sorry :/
Twins confirmed boring nontent btw
>>219248367>Jet has all of the structures and props set up outside (mentioned by several fish on Day 1)>fan favorites from the past few seasons are showing up>Jet told S5 fish they will see each other again shortly after the season endsYeah, this is most likely BG2.It's just annoying that we have to deal with them in the house before the season ends.
Simmons coming back would be a monster pop
tj forced arc in shambles lmao. always the same stupid retarded autistic freak. lubecooch
tj read the threads and backed out
I didnt watch any of the gay spinoffs but just the fact that i know they existed makes me feel NOTHING towards the fish returning. Only Cole/Summer/Simmons would be surprising
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TJfags will somehow try to spin this into a winAlso>Fucking used up hag pussy Fuck is this nigga doing!!!!!!!!
what was the point in bringing binx again?
I hope the special guest is Jet Neptune
>>219248444Lmao she looks like someone you meet in a psych ward or ISS
>>219248419@grok summarize this in 7 words
>>219248453common rachel W
TJ probly got dragged along by binx
>>219248419I don't give a fuck. I want season fucking 5. Not season 3 part 2. This shit is gay as fuck
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>Alex>Binx >TJWhat is Goran thinking right now?
>>219248348i want Alex B. to beat his retarded face in with a hammer
>borrowing estanque's homeworkjust embarrassing for jet
>>219248460Jin would also be surprising, but they're not going to drop 3k on his flight from Japan.
>>219248470TTS cow
maybe this is the special guest? he's in the basementwho would be able to draw like this?
But where is Vance?
UHM WIGGERS?? THERE'S ANOTHER PISS CUP BETTER GO TELL THEM TO DUMP IT OUT NOW
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>>219248477absolutely no way TJ is dating that old hag
>>219248453Rachel is love and life
>>2192484703 fish quit
>>219248402Translation: TJ showed up with Binx because they are dating and he was outside the house when Bam showed up. Him going into the house wasn't planned
>>219248477This makes more sense to me because TJ seemed like he never wanted to go back on the main tank. He likes his arty shithouse spinoffs.
Bring in Summer and lock her in the closet room with Alex B for 24 hours.
>>219248402how would bam even know who TJ is if he's not down in the basementvery poor wigger damage control lmao
>>219248481Thinking that he can milk drama out of a broken toy Alex B with gay kissy wissy drama
wait what if they get meg on tho
>>219248470>point
>>219248453The twins should be the tank community managers.Get them to give us updates, interview the fish and so on.
>>219248456Burt's an autistic unfunny gay nigger
Is Binx singlecould i be a freeloader and rizz/sex her up?
>>219246850I've been tuning in every now and then after day 5 and I didn't even notice Vicky got eliminated lmao. I looked it up and she's been gone for 11 fucking days lmao. I know she was a total lying cunt and a poser who could have got upset about anything, but what was it that made her leave?
>>219248419reddit is the other way
>>219248492That's actually sick as hell. Bam is still the man even with a wet brain.
>>219248466To be fair, it's way smarter to just never go on the show ever again after winning. Take the money and run!!
>>219248518The twins should just psychically report on the tank without watching it
>>219248492He's getting that tattooed today. They are bringing a tattoo guy upstairs to give tattoos. Bam said that before the TJ thing but people only care about TJ.
>>219248401Jet never had a desire for showmanship or stand up comedy. He was a SoundCloud rapper and working dead end minimum wage jobs before he met Sam.Sam was a theater kid in school, then went to college for Art. Later he created MDE with Nick and Charls. Whether it was quick iPhone videos or actual skits, Sam loved making comedy content, and doing stand up. If Sam didn’t love it he would’ve stayed a car salesman. Jet and Ben have zero background in that
>>219248402Maybe they told him the wrong name on purpose and it's not TJ after all
>>219248542I genuinely will never understand why he did all those knock off shows. He seems to enjoy being tortured
>>219248431I hope Drake breaks another of his ribs
>>219248604*brakes
>>219247068it means they're all getting along, good for them, bad for us because it makes everything boring
>>219248572Lmao it's just chip outside
>>219248622>smartest teej fagGrim.
>>219248402lol TJ pussied out
>>219248677oh, /bant/'s not gonna like you
>>219248259the lovely Nina
>>219248705Theres like 2 tjsimps on bant 1 is benji the other is some britfag.
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