>FTL NEWS:-- Bam said TJ is here, Mints said he's not-- Landon now has a "mega piss"-- The REAL Binx is here to mog Alex B...-- Emma's job is to do the wiggers' jobs for them-- Jet was TRIPPING on ozempic and Alex tried to save him... https://x.com/BluuCatt/status/2039648101690945541-- Beautiful Bongo LOVES your perverted TTS messages! https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1saea4n/bongo_gets_shocked_by_a_pervy_tts/-- Landon destroyed the nuke because Jet told him to-- Blane won the clip farming challenge https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775129667463739.mp4>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://fishtank.observer/https://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_WikiPrevious: >>219246850
Hi
>>219248473Bam is literally more trustworthy than Jet and Mints.
IM THE BIGGEST TJ FAN BUT I DONT WANT HIM ON THIS NONTENT SEASON
Is Emma actually production now?
It's Burt with a wig
You're fucking retarded if you think TJ is there, obvious joke
this is kinda funny
Empathchan wants to be on the show
Bring in Summer and lock her in the closet room with Alex for 24 hours.
TJ and Binx dating is a fucking cringy pairing
I'm farting so bad it feels like I shitted my pants
if tj came then left thats such an L in a L filled season
wn2b making the show a caricature of itself
>>219248530i was about to say something similar
>>219248533no it's just her job today
We didn't appreciate her enough
Bam is a big TJ fan and is trying to force their hand to bring him on
i love blane
did he really drink her piss wtf
>>219248518this
They brought fish bucks back?
>>219248506Demonic kino
>>219248548he knew this season was fucked and left
>>219248492
>>219248537Bam doesn’t have the brain power to joke like that
Is Binx single?could i be a freeloader and rizz/sex her up?
This fucking sucks and I hate it
I wonder what are the twins doin-Oh, right, sitting around doing nothing for 24 hours a day
>Bam literally just leaving them in the open and stuck to wallsAmazing.
Do you like TJ?https://strawpoll.com/3RnYX0w6pye
>>219248545That's a great idea
>>219248537DD_Genes here
>>219248533who?
>>219248546what does this even mean
>>219248554Fuck Vicky, she refused to come back so now we have this
if jet has any brains he will bring back "staying the hardest" as the main gimmick challenge for the finale
niggas here be like they deserve the 50k
Beyond grim. I will hang around just to see how much of a disaster TJ is, then I am out. If any of you will keep watching this shit, you need to kill yourselves.
>>219248571She's dating TJ bro, you don't stand a chance
>>219248562no its what bam calls the house currency but they are giving out $500-1000 cash awards for challenges so sorta i guess
>>219248546The most performative people I’ve ever seen, good match desu
>>219248566*is
>>219248577no
It's obvious they have zero plans
Insider here, TJ is "here" in that he came with Binx. He's not coming onto the stream.
>>219248574Keep seething these cuties are winning S5
>>219248567That’s ai chief
Everyone’s favorite contestant RACHEL has announced that she SUPPORTS the TWINS! Twins W!
Kill TJ
The site chat shows what camera the poster is watching, but only like 1 in 20 messages have that. Is that an option you can turn off?
>tj going to get mogged by alex b>s2 fans will kneelBenleaks don't watch
>>219248582they are cringe, your self inserts are cringe
>>219248597tj is a spergy faggot tho
>>219248588Bring in Ivy Wolk.
>>219248594Nobody gives a fuck who wins anymore, man
I think HIM sucks and is gay.
i didnt watch season 1 or 2 at all
TJ came with Binx, they are together but he is staying in the basement.
>>219248588yo ivy that’s a sick ass meme shirt i love memes
Just give them something to do
post yfw this season
>>219248577yes but i don't want any returning faces on season 5
>bringing in old faces It really feels like the last season of fishtank.
>>219248605you just posted this with mints as your name fag larper
BIG PURPLE MENTIONED
TJ is somewhere
>>219248547>Go to the bathroom!>You're shitting yourself!
>>219248562They also brought CP back (Chris Points)
>>219248574https://x.com/anth_genious/status/2039638960532595141this is perhaps the highlight of their entire lives. kinda feel bad
>>219248624I care, it’s the only reason I’m still watching.
>>219248577TJ is mad boring
You can see the influence of S3 normies and Jimmy and Tayleigh on the fishtank community by the reaction to TJ.
>>219248613i want to see that little faggot humiliated and crying
Sex with emma
>>219248484>Jet brings everyone back except Frank and Burt>The only people upset can all be called fag loverskek
>>219248577yes
damn theyre gonna have the winners of s2 and s3? whats next? the winner of s1?
>>219248634
>>219248613TJ is all season 2fags have left.
>>219248588Lock Ivy Wolk and Alex B in the bathroom for 24 hours.
>>219248577TJ is just fucking boring. I don't hate him, but he's not entertaining.
TJ came in Binx
jimmy inbound to make a super pizza with sister laura she has an adorable yawn
>tjfags begging for him not to come back so he doesn't remind everyone that hes nontentJET I KNEEL
did he just say sticker guy is coming at 2pm?
TJ himself isn't so bad it's just his self insert fans that are annoying
Inside her here. My peepee is inside her. Get it? (sex)
>>219248629Why even bother when you didn’t watch the peak
How would Bam specifically know TJ?
>>219248644Marrying me will be the true highlight of Bongo’s life. I’ll provide for her and her sister.
>>219248619And a twink with a retard dong. Can you beat that for a 40 year old grandmother.
>>219248577yes but he had his own season to shine on, this will be bad
>>219248636That’s fair
>>219248658
>>219248401 #Jet never had a desire for showmanship or stand up comedy. He was a SoundCloud rapper and working dead end minimum wage jobs before he met Sam.Sam was a theater kid in school, then went to college for Art. Later he created MDE with Nick and Charls. Whether it was quick iPhone videos or actual skits, Sam loved making comedy content, and doing stand up. If Sam didn’t love it he would’ve stayed a car salesman. Jet and Ben have zero background in that
Lowest point of the season is after Emma becomes production.Just walk downstairs and go get the wigger train ran on you like abi, Claire, Ellie, and Angie dumb bitch.
Doomposters, I'd say we're back, but we never left.
>>219248570They told him what to say ffs
Bring in the magician from bitchtank
>>219248676bill talks about him constantly
>>219248647TJ was always nontent, your gay little circlejerk on bant has just brainwashed you
IMPORTANT NARRATIVE POLLhttps://strawpoll.com/kogjRYeWqg6https://strawpoll.com/kogjRYeWqg6https://strawpoll.com/kogjRYeWqg6
Wiggers were mad Landon was doing a better character arc than TJ so they brought him in.
>>219248676Easy for mints to tell him to say the s2 winner is in the basement he’s skinny and has long hair
>>219248679yea im taller and better looking and more twinkish
bring back mauro
>>219248594and they do <3
>alex, alex..alex….hey alexSo fucking sick of this
>>219248676He didn't. He said>some skinny white guy with long hair is in the basement, he was on the show beforeBashir said >TJ?and Bam said>Yeah that's his name!He doesn't know TJ, He just met him for a few minutes.
>>219248676>*sees retard pacing outside house*>Oh hey man you work with Jet?>N-no, I'm t-t-TJ I won Season t-t-two.
>>219248676With 100% certainty he likely used the fishtank wiki and saw #1 and assumed that was the best they could do
>>219248512Goodbye /ftl/
>>219248625trvke, all the ppl i know who listen to them r such posers
>>219248710Yeah but you didn't reference the dick tho. Did you dick mog Sam Hyde?
Production probably thinks that Emma doing Jet's job is the funniest bit ever
>>219248672in english doc
I will always be a tj fan. He beat tayleigh and jimmy and cole. For that he gets my respect
Doomposters we are so back
>>219248701Jimmy lost, Tayleigh lost, Burt's not getting paid #KWAB, HAIL LUBECOOCH
>it takes an hour for emma to come up with challenges that the fish finish in less than a minute
>Produces immense seethe from chudgang >Doesn’t stream or leech off fishtank >dating binx>wins the grand prize Yeah I’m thinking he’s the best fish
>>219248716If not TJ then who possibly else?
>>219248716He just said he won season 2 and the 50 k
>>219248724maybe in 2005 lolnobody listens to HIM anymore unless they're a real fan of the genre
I'm not watching rn but if TJ comes on tonight then it's the last season
lol 5 fishbucks gets you a 1/3 of a bag of cheetos, the twins should just keep stealing and set up a black market
>>219248727idk wtf you're talking about but im above average
Is it just me or is the bar cam audio quality unlistenable?
emma had 2 challenges both ended under 30 seconds lol
>>219248736And it's still better than the wiggers.
emma has organized two challenges that have lasted 15 seconds combined in the last 3 hourd
Post a fish who has been on one iteration of fishtank and one only>Sylvia s1
>>219248728I've never heard Jet laugh genuinely.
Bill, it's time. Send her in.
>>219248736More work than what Jet does.
There's movement and noise on the cams but I just don't care anymore
>>219248688>r9k tripfag>failed rapper>worldcorpJet is clearly a theatre kid at heart
>>219248716He clarified it a few minutes ago>that TJ kid who won season 2
>>219248716bro Bam literally said>that tj kid was out front pacing for like an hour
>>219248750bringing in alexander and bianca already killed the season
they'll bring all the winners on and announce the show is over forever
HIM is one of those bands all your classmates wore shirts of but you never heard any of their songs until one day you listen to them and realize why you didn't before (because they're ass).
>>219248758Ted </3
Frank knows what the show actually needs
>>219248733I wasn't a doom poster before. I am now
>>219248747nah they’re big on tiktok
Can Jet bring Joopy at least?
>>219248761Jet's cocksleeve
TJ is a nontent nigger.
>>219248737THIS
This is the most grim it has ever been
>>219248753I'm on my phone so I don't have the webm. Can someone please post the webm of TJ rubbing his dick on Sam
JET FUCK THE NONTENT ROCKING FAGGOT TJSENDINTHE FREDSTER
>>219248755She would be a good preschool daycare teacher
>>219248737I’m thinking you’re retarded and every single one of your points has major flaws
When does Josie show up
When are they calling the the best fish of all time?
>>219248734I hate all 3 of them + lubecooch
No wonder this season sucks when they've completely given up on trying to make the fish actually do something
>>219248758
>>219248774I've been saying this since S1. The *actual* homeless guy being forced to play hide and seek was a very good bit.
>He sold his doomposter STOX
>>219248774that would be a substantial improvement over alex and bianca
>>219248767>>219248766>>219248741>>219248745Can you guys not read? I literally said that he just met TJ in the basement lmao.I'm saying that he only knows him from that interaction, not from watching the show prior.
Save me Vicky
>>219248780he wishes
What was he going for with this season?
I hope TJ is aware of how bad Jet's decision is and leaves. Another spanner in the wiggers works
why are you all so mad
What are we doomposting about? Alex saved the season
>>219248758Simmons
>>219248773Ted was on brotank
>>219248767Why would they pay for tjs flight to not have him come on the show?
>>219248761r/nosekink
Chicken Lady
>>219248772lel, too accurate
>>219248699Good idea, fly the rhode island pedo to georgia for a 1 hour bit
>>219248813Something to fund him and Ben's fuckbus
>>219248647So many people have fallen for AB’s lies
i dont like the exploitation of homeless people for jet to line his pockets with TTS money. thats just morally corruptbring on tayleigh
>>219248798the fish did things naturally for the first half of the season until production started punishing them for doing things
Reminder they brought back Letty when Season 4 was getting shut down.Sarah bros there's still hope.
>>219248802doomposting was funthere is nothing funny about this shit
>>219248820lots of autists cant stand alex
>>219248577Someone needs to post more real clips of season two just so all these people know how bad it was
>>219248828u/abothestabo_
>>219248647trvke
>>219248826TJ and Binx are dating
>>219248814Yeah we'd all miss TJ coming in and doing absolutely nothing
>>219248814There's no way TJ was planned, they would have set up a bit like with Alex.TJ just came to support his grandmother/girlfriend Binx.
>>219248633>laura cryingBONER CHECK, BONER CHECK
Whatever Alex Bs role was, it's done, let's get Binx and Alex out of here so we can go back to friendtank and playing cards against humanity
>>219248774The homeless freeloaders on The Cell and in S3 were some of the best freeloaders we've ever gotten
>Ben and Jet have given up on Season 5>Season 5 has now turned into Fishtank all Stars
>>219248813kratom
>>219248834This
You just know claire will be watchinf
>>219248647I've been here since the first day of S1TJ sucks lol
bill ottman freeloader NOW
@jet just rip the band aid off and send that nigger TJ up. These seethers won’t be able to take their eyes off him anyway.
Can't fucking wait for TJ to do his silly dance for TTS!!!!!!! LETS GOOOOOOOO
>>219248865is james drake ever not seething
tj is playing with the giant keyboard
>>219248799doesn't count, she did streams with other season fish after the show
>>219248828>>219248846can y'all pause this shit until the next offseason please?
>So the current situation is binx dragged out TJ to fishtank because she’s a heartless bitch and it’s just going to be another TJ/Taylor situation later on down the road where she uses him until no longer needed
>Everyone thinks it's TJ>When in reality it's just funny until it fuckin aint
>>219248758main season stuff used to not use repeated fish. except for production. letty in s4 was the first time a fish came back as a freeloader on a different season.
>>219248834Fuck that chudette cunt
>>219248863just say you dont like fishtank jfc
>>219248577No I never understood the appeal.
>>219248574>>219248594This has to be bait but I'll bite.They are waiting for Emma to announce the challenge after she told them all to gather at the bar.
Everyone completely checked out of season 3 reunion tank.
>>219248819because TJ sucks ass
>>219248676Bam's a huge fishtank fan and watched the Season 2 episodes
A young woman with dark hair looks directly into the camera. She has a slight smirk on her face and is making a gesture with her hand. Notably, her eyebrows appear to be drawn on in a thin, stylized, and arched fashion. To the left, a man stands facing a closed wooden door. He is wearing a dark jacket, dark pants, and a black backpack. He has his arms crossed and seems to be waiting.
>>219248875Who fucking gives a shit about some rat faced who that never actually appeared on a main season. Im so sick of seeing this bitch talked about.
>>219248875>>219248894nah
>>219248891TJ would have loved the giant keyboard but
>bantniggers already thirsting for TJHe ain't coming retards
fucking hate HIMshitty band for larping foids
Not a fan of them bringing Binx back. Alex B is a GOAT all timer so I understand it, but bringing a nontent ethot back is lame. They should bring back Frank at this point.
Jet Neptune has a week and a half to live
>>219248676>>219248716landon is basement janny today, they should send him downstairs
>>219248896He is in jail
>>219248813he just needs doordash money bro
>>219248896Jeff is in jail right now
>>219248889I'd be seething too if I was stuck on this shit.
>>219248676Bam watched his CK3 streams
>Season 5
>>219248857So he doesn't hundreds just meet up with after she's done with the show? That makes no sense
Binx was just the energy the house needed cope and seethe
>Ben and Jet said they dont care what the audience thinks theyre just going to do whatever they feel like>invites shitty fanservice freeloaders
>>219248901I like the idea of fishtank in my brain that I have been telepathically sending to Bingo and Bongo, I hope they get the message
Unironically starting to miss JD. That faggot at least brought a different energy to the show, everything now just seems stale.
>>219248889he is literally me seeing this shitty show
>>219248814tj taking a plane trip and car ride all the way to the s5 house is retarded
>>219248814TJ is doing literally everyone a favour by choosing not to come back on the show.
>>219248916jet does and he's mad about it
>>219248863>tjmaxxer wants to protect his faggot self-insert from getting humiliated by Alex B
>The joke is Jet made a shit show but he thinks it's shit tooGreat.
Oh god TJ is actually there.
>>219248931fuck.. not my boy
>>219248889when hes gaming
I THINK NIGGER NINA SUCKS
>>219248959Fuck you gay nigger
>special guest was bamlol
TJ fucks binx. You fuck your hand.
>>219248895>TJ self inserts still heart broken over getting dumped
>TJ leftgood for him, I respect him for that
>>219248603He’s fucking coming isn’t he?
>>219248925>>219248955The forced arc thing with TJ was so gay and he is clearly the same rocking retard as he was at the beginning of S2. Except he doesn't rock now.
>>219248813I think he was genuinely attempting a real gameshow with rules that aren't subjective and just gave up
>>219248948yes because they are doing so much more right now
>>219248948when did she show up? is she what completely killed alex's acting out?
>>219248932Yo we get mad doordash every day, like sushi and uhh McDonalds
>>219248916she's so fucking ugly
>>219248963>faggot>gets the hottest girl and defeats the real faggot
>>219248834looks like this nigga
At this point just make this a cool friendship house where everyone does drugs and listened to black people music
>>219248951JD was a pillar that held the show upvicky was too
We wanted Freddy and they brought us Binx
>TJ spending half a day traveling to a house and immediately going back home
Do peegayfags support him fucking binx's dried pussy?
given the wigger's allergy to planning, it's baffling that they'd get people like binx or tj to come backif you are going to be lazy fucks, just get frank and freddy and let them do their thing
>>219249002TRVKE
>>219248813some gay gameshow thing that he realized everybody hated so he gave up and brought old fish in to spite everybody. standard fishtank stuff
>>219248809Why is she so kino
>>219248978He got scared after Bashir told him to get his ass in the tank
landon cleaning in the background is funny
>>219248973I JUST WANT SEASON 5, NIGGA
Put a BVRT on
>>219248844https://fishtank.live/clip/38523
>>219249006YES
>>219248820Giggling and drooling and sucking on my toe every time the retarded annoying tweaker says the same 5 things to the same 5 TTS spam jokes every 5 minutes. It never gets old.
>>219248982I don't really give a shit about TJ at all, I just know bantfags follow the guy anywhere and everywhere
>>219249000keep seething about it unc
The wiggers' only planned bits for s5 were:>Jobs>Xbox>Real challengesand every single one was dropped within days
he was just there 2 support his girlfriend
>>219248946He was probably with her in Florida after spictank. Atlanta is a big hub and he probably had a long layover so visited with her so he could say hi to jet. That would be why the first thing bam said was something about missing a flight to Detroit. He's going back to the airport to catch the connecting flight.
they're bringing on old fish to passive aggressively shame the s5 fish for "not being entertaining enough" lol
>TJseething in 2026wwnr
Whole bunch of nontent niggers!
>>219249009Same thing more or less
THANK YOU BAM FOR RUINING EVERY SURPRISE/TWIST THE WIGGERS THINK OF!!!THANK YOU BAM!ROCK N ROLL BABY!!!
>>219248844Don’t click
How angry are the wiggers that they paid for Thomas to show up and he refused to go up?
The real challenge this season is not self-eliminating out of boredom
>>219249038TJ is a good guy
How long until Jet has a melty and cuts the cams?
>>219249010classic teej
This is so boring.
>>219249027FRANK STAHP!
>>219249041that's how you know he's the GOAT
>>219249043why did she shave her haid agian?
TAYLEIGH AND JIMMY INCOMING
Bam can't keep a secret, so they need to just overload him with lies so no one can figure out what leak is real.
owari da
>>219248885what if rachel came up the stairs and then she turned around and bill ottman was taped to her back and they were a double freeloader
>>219249055Binx dragged him along
>>219249037Seriously. Anybody who thinks that the problem with the season is the cast is letting the wiggers get away with sucking at their jobs yet again
>let's bring Binx nontent on so she also shuts down Alex B contentWhat the FUCK was Jet thinking?
>ROOARRRR Season 5 peaked here
>>219248801I remember that segment and it was nontent like 99% of s1
>Bam just cockblocked S2fagsI fucking kneel.
>>219249027lol
>>219249055TJfags are now coming up with excuses in their head why he didn’t come inside the house. I’m just ready for this retarded season to end
>>219248982Why do you people get so mad about a guy literally being disabled, you're actually a bigger sperg than him
>>219249055why do you think they paid him
>TJ prefers to be in a third world shithole 10 viewers show than in Goran's hellhouse.
>>219249027fatty was amazing idc what anyone says
>>219249039tj was in el salvador for spic tank long than binx. binx only stayed for a couple of days after estanque tj stayed for weeks
>>219249040jokes on them when the old fish aren't entertaining either
I miss the xbox days...
>>219249052I hope TJs parents sued Frank for killing their son like that
>>219249076
I would like Murderhouse now please, Jet
>>219249106i miss head
>>219249081Actually this is good
>>219249039if this is actually what happened its such an L to not even get him to come say Hi
>>219249091lol you seethers are such freaksno one is doing that
>>219249099really says a lot
>>219249079>TJ self inserts are already creating head canon againGod, it really is a S2 rerun.What's next, he fucked every girl in the house while he was here?
2 years from now there's going to be a podcast with Bam talking about how much he hates the wiggers and how fishtank made him relapse
>>219248892That's not fish tank
>>219249100as annoying as he was, he could fill dead air
the only enjoyable thing about this is that it signals the death of fishtank
>he's imagining that he's on the show and mogs Jet with facts and logic about how his show sucks
You'd think Jet would take 0 risks this season after how badly the last two turned out
>>219249106It’s crazy to think the season peaked with this.
>>219249099he prefers avant garde productions
Isn't TJ younger than Binx by 14 years?
>>219249126feels weird seeing the full pic
>>219249104I remember the constant "YOU NEED TO BE ENTERTAINING" and "we need to make content" from season 2
When does hot girl show up?
>>219249129Correct.
>>219249080casting is their job
>>219249128what do you think is happening?
>>219249134>NO DEAD AIR
>>219249126i watched a lot of spictank 2 and i do not remember this guy
>>219249126why is he looking at me like that?
>>219249129>fuck jeff tremaine, fuck johnny knoxville, fuck jet neptune and ben taylor.
>>219249128Not even a TJfag, but it would be that big of a surprise that a total whore like Binx rode his tard cock?
>>219249134fatty was good for the first couple seasons but he'd ruin this season even more then it already has been by nontent cast and crap freeloaders
>>219248667jimmy lost
>>219249099He knows his appearance would make the show worse
>>219249099>>219249126It's literally a better show than Fishtank and that's with zero budget
>>219248774Fully invested in Alinx and Boingo but this is the first time Frank was right about anything.
>>219249165
>>219249097because bant threads become shit anytime that faggot benleaks shows up
>>219249097hating on TJ is low. It means youre lower than an actual mentally handicapped guy
>>219249058I've kind of fallen off watching live due to the extended periods of the same thing (not) happening.
>>219249157Don't know. Nobody does. But I do know that TJ stayed in El Salvador for like 2 weeks longer than Binx, so this is 100% not a case of them simply being in the airport at the same time as each other.
He hasn't been interesting since the Beth arc
>>219249142She's a pedophile, remember? remember how scared she was of the lie detector/polygraph testing?
>>219249185We're not allowed to hate retards now?
>tj just like driving through atlanta traffic and going on airplanes. tj w
>bashir now simping for productions shekels because he knows hes nontent
This wouldn't be as bad if this was happening while the show was still 6 weeks, but we're 10 days away from the season ending and Jet is pulling this garbage. Just feels like it's over now. No way any good new freeloaders are coming in at this point either
>>219249156Blaming it on casting allows them to push the blame aside. "Oh they gave a good impression in interviews but they were bad on the show". The blame lies with how they run the show.
>>219249128Binx is a child predator who sucks the lifeforce from twinks to feel younger. her mom did the same thing
>>219249037More prepared than ever before btw
What is it about season 3 that made it shine so much more than other seasons? Was it simply benefitting from coming after the disastrously bad season 2?
>yesterday>most kino fishtank has ever been>today>lowest point in fishtank historyYou faggots are in an endless loop of its so over and we're so back. Yesterday was always peak today always sucks. Any small change you personally dont like ruins every season of the show and everything up until that point. Everything you like saves the entire fishtank universe. Literally. Every. Season.
this house could turn anybody into a couchsitterwiggers are retarded
this bitch is in her mid 30's and playing with toddler toys
Did Alex B's wife actually sit on his monkey? Where did that come from?
>>219249202making things up to get mad at
>>219249201TJ is much much smarter than you he's just inarticulate
>>219249189Don't try to reason with Lubecooch dick suckers.
>you now remember TJ driving all the way from michigan to texas for powtank
>>219249190what happened to his mints rivalry
Goddamn what’s up with all the TJfags coming out of the woodwork here
>>219249052thats gore....that's gore of my comfort character....
>>219249218Didn't season 3 devolve into RV slop
bam leaking that TJ was outside s5 house will fuel another 9 months of /bant/ offseason threads
this is a 24/7 show with nothing to do in a house. there is literally no structure to induce gameplay or strategy. the only people that can be interesting in this type of environment are schizo's, manics, addicts, and the occasional autistic comfort character.
>>219249189But could he have gone to florida after his two weeks in el salvador to visit Binx for more granunny, then leaving at the same time she goes to S5?
>>219249153where'd this come from?
>>219249233Ended after Vance beat him up.
>>219249234jimmycord was getting stale
Alex is now doing a subtle submissive display to Drake. Eventually Drake will groom him back and the power dynamic will be fully established.
>>219249190He's more interesting than concept than in execution since he's basically just an /int/ autist.
>>219249219What the fuck are you crying about you stupid retard we bated yesterday too because it was literally just alex yapping and the camera only showing him.
>>219249239And I won't be reading a single one :)
heard from my sources that tj left because he’s on his way to fuck joop. tj w
Make. The. Call.
Bashawrence of Arabia
>>219249219Huh? Yesterday was dogshit
bingo is abusing bongo :(
>>219249214based desu
>>219249233He beat the shit out of Vance and realized Mints wasn't worth it, why do you think Mints has kept sending TTS seething about him
>>219249218the whole show was a gaslight which magnified everything contextually. In the end it yielded a more authentic and engaging show.
>>219249234Bam Margera just mentioned TJ on the show
Looking good, Laura!
>>219249240agreed, they should put some xbox 360s in a room
Send in all the trash former fish then get Freddy and Vicky pumped full of substances and send them in with akimbo nuke cups to finally end this shit once and for all
Hating on TJ is like the gayest thing. Unless you’re a Jimmyfag. Then it’s normal
>>219249141why did he do this
She's very fuckable
James Drake... forgotten
>>219249190Him and James still have high tension between them.It just hasn't been given any time on Director.
Why are we not allowed to hate TJ
If TJ is fucking binx what is the point of having them on the show?Literally the only reason to have binx on is to mess with Alex but now you bring on her boyfriend??
>>219249219Jet always has to jump the shark with dumb bullshit. He just had to actually bring in Binx. He and so many other people forgot how annoying she was in season 3The season just got hijacked
>>219249234/bant/fags, unironically
I for one think Jet Neptune is doing a fantastic job
>>219249240TRVKE
I like binx (when she's barefoot)
>>219249239T. Hasnt been on bant since before s3.No one talks about him anymore except making fun of his dishwasher job
>>219249240just wait and see what they ordered from amazon for today okay bud
no familiar faces except the nontent
>>219249258S2 feels like a fever dream at this point
>>219249219Yesterday was the worst day of the season
>>219249286chungus autist
>>219249287>why would bringing in alex's crush's boyfriend trigger alex?
>>219249291I for one think Jet Neptune is doing a bad job.
>>219249219Yesterday was fucking boring dudeNothing happened at all
>>219249219>>yesterday>>most kino fishtank has ever beenname one non-scripted event from yesterday
whats with the obsession humiliating alex b and making him leave, theres more potential with interacting with people he hasnt interacted with yet
Where are the twins?
>>219249129that would be by far the funniest thing to come from this season
>>219249219>yesterday>most kino fishtank has ever beenmonkey retard jangling keys down syndrome color gif faggot
>>219249218Mostly the gaslighting, and getting contestants who were mostly Type A's.
>>219249289>how annoying she was in season 3Oh, please. She was less active than BingoBongo.
>>219249309But we're allowed to hate Landon and the twins
Wellness check for TJ anyone?
>>219249297yeah I can't wait for alex b's daryl dixon cosplay that'll be heckin kino
>>219248540oh wowie is BPD retard gonna say nigger? le heckin based le heckin cuttin myself nigger jew based shadilay mde nevr dies!!
Why does this feel like the last season?
>>219249286he’s unfairly maligned by flanderized newfags and know it all millenials
>>219249287>Literally the only reason to have binx on is to mess with Alex but now you bring on her boyfriend??That would mess with Alex. It's low tier content drama made for apes, but my guess is that TJ didn't want his relationship with Binx public and didn't want to fuck with Alex B like that.
>>219249206Yeah, they can't still be trying to figure out freeloader/friendtank dynamics with 10 days left.
>>219249219Part of the appeal desu. Also sometimes really funny, sometimes incredibly obnoxious and annoying, fittingly. The entire audience might be borderline or bipolar or whatever.
You now remember that Alex B got a TTS from Jimmy when he arrived and said >I’ll see you real soon brother Funny anymore status: Not
>>219249304its a different show completely at this point
>>219249219?????? yesterday was one of the worst days of the season.
>>219249287you now remember carolina
>>219249285>Him and James still have high tension between them. They've basically been buddies since Alex arrived
>>219249240cope. Emma just did find a photo challenge.
>>219249287Alex crashed out saying he would beat the fuck out of tj if je found out him and binx "mated'
>Bashir talks to the cameras and chats with other people>yooo this is boring nontent>send in Alex who just talks to the cameras and himself>YOO THIS IS CONTENT!! SEASON 3 BEST SEASON>twins draw and play with toys, act goofy>wtf, they do nothing, fucking nontent>bring in Binx, a 40 year old prostitute who does her best Josie impression trying to be quirky and playing with fidget toys>YOOO THE CONTENT IS BACK! FAMOUS HOUSE!!!
Bam just leaked that betty THE betty is in the basement rn
>>219249223It was Alex B not his wife. Like a year ago probably more Alex B and his wife were fueding. She went into a fishtank discord live and said that Alex sat on their monkey (sophia) and killed it. Another Alex B lie is that he said some crazy fan came onto his property and skinned his cat alive. What really happened is that it got out and into a fight with an animal. One more Alex B lie is he said he moved out of his house to a new place. What really happened is nothing he’s still at the same house.
>>219249335
>>219247127It's boring. That's it. No one is shitting if your Josie of the season, people are just pointing it's boring and you literal days react like rabid dogs.
>>219249327not possiblebenzo josie twins have done literally nothing they are the very definition of nontent, more even than acne emma
Is binx actually here? Kinda gay>REMEMBER SEASON 3actually really gay, now that I think about it. Damn s5 is gay.
>no one is watching>prod sending TTSAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>219249320Jet thinks it's funny to air fry the frog instead of slow boil. Jet's bad for the show.
>two 26 year olds play with a baby toy with a 34 year old
what if we made our own 4chan tv show?with our own simpable mids and pee and poop?
>>219249353Qrd?
TJ TEEEJAY TAYJAY TEJOY TJ DJ TOYJOY
i think i've managed to only hear around 30 seconds of that brown girl talking this entire time i just close the stream or click off to another cam when i see her, i think her name is laura? i just know she is a jimmyocrd person and discord user from these threads
>>219249359Silence Mexican Fuentes fan
>>219249355Well Jet does want restreamers down. Bring in Betty to just flash cameras at random.
>>219249239everyone already knew him and binx were dating, this just confirms it more
>>219249367yeah they seem to do this shit every season with the entertaining characters
>>219249320It's just season 3 part 2 now. It's too late to course correct by this point. The season has been hijacked
>>219249239/bant/ ftl is the insane asylum of fishtank.
>>219249370HELLHOUSE
>>219249320alex b doesnt care about anyone except tts. he hasnt bothered to learn anyones name yet
>more generationbait seethingMost of us didn't care about S2, actually.Bullying retards may sound fun but it's not really that entertaining on its own.
>>219249338>flanderized newfags...so the newfags flanderized themselves?You're just as pretentious and retarded as TJ. Use words you understand or stfu.
>>219249362>twins have done literally nothingAre you blind or retarded?
>>219249320alex b is incapable of interacting with any of the other contestants on a genuine level, he just waits for the next tts to crash out at. he is solely there to farm paypig money.
>>219249350Not true at all. An example from just last night would be Bashir telling James to let the Twins leave the house last just in case it was a trick elimination, and James ignored him completely and hung back as long as he could.Bashir shot him dagger eyes and talked about it afterwards.They still do not like each other at all, they're just cordial.
this reminds me of the production bar party or sam getting fishtoys in season 3
ok i kneel and apologize i love this season
can't stop thinking about this
>10 days left
So Jet's strategy is to throw as many people as he can get into the house and hope something entertaining happens?
Is TJ a muslim?
>>219249399neither, i don’t like the coddletwins like you
>>219249391Why would he? He's leaving in 2 days anyway just like he left s3
>>219249397retards aren't pretentious
>>219249397your opinions are flanderized
They’re going to get all the former winners and put them on the van. That why they crowned Alex B the winner of Season 3.
Put a fucking freddy on
>>219249407you should try getting into diapers next
>>219249408lol
>>219249370The 26 year olds haven't even played with that toddler toy. It's too retarded for them. Now some old hag is pretending to be a quirk chungus and trying to relate to them by playing with toddler sensory simulation toys. She thinks they are retarded.
>>219249408cute
>>219249286Bantfags get their panties in a bunch whenever you criticize their based autist self insert.
>>219249219/ftl/ isnt one person you fucking retardpeople spamming alex saved the season are litterally S3 casual tourists who have no long term vision for the season
>>219249374Don't forget TLPs
I genuinely hate Jet Neptune
seeing binx and the twins playing together just made me realize I like age regressed womenit's over
>>219249408
>>219249411to be fair, it's better than what he was doing the first 2 weeks.Would rather have Alex B crash out and Binx than 2 more weeks of nothing
>>219249408the sole unironically sweet moment of this entire show
>>219249305>>219249318>>219249323>>219249347Are you faggots really so fucking illiterate you cant infer what i mean by 'yesterday' and 'today'? Critical reading FAIL n00bs! Hehe how would you feel if you didnt have breakfast this morning? Tehe XDXD
TJ just mindraped ftl
Why is Bashir begging for Frank does he know he would be the first target?
>>219249399nta but what are some of the things they've done that aren't shitty production bits? I don't watch them that much, but I thought Bongo's rap was good and their paintings was soulful
>>219249413Yes!
>>219249286We are, TJ fans just get mad about it because they're genuine weirdos who say things like this >>219249338
>>219249338THISsure he isn't the best fish but people hate him because he isn't yelling at the camera and tts 24/7
>>219249407Kino, Fishtank is saved.
>>219249403 You're better at watching the show than me. I missed all that despite watching lol
>>219249375It was some discord message after estanque s1. I didnt save it but he was freaking out at the thought of tj fucking binx
>>219249358Never heard him mention Sophia before, only Benji and Luna
as much as it paisn me to say it, they need to get soemoen to fuck with the twins. Fuck with the twins, piss off everyone.
>Binx attached herself to the twins>I now have to hear her constantly
How long before we get a Binx nip slip?The puppies are out right now
>>21924945190% of posts are blocked if you have /bant/ ips blocked.
What's the plan here?
first time watching in a while what is that noise on ptz cam i can't hear anyonedid they seriously get some loud sauna that has a fan so you can't hear anyone talk?
I completely forgot Drake existed today
>>219249408That's pretty cute
>>219249339More like he's scared of Alex B. Unironically. Binx' pussy would dry up immediately if she saw that.
binx and bingo and bongo YAY :)
>>219249442next level
the worst part about them bringing on binx is she will be here for the entire time
>>219249408 Based and mompilled
>>219249482All the freeloaders do. Blane and Laura and Beth did the same shit.
>>219249487Big MaejokThe Maejok shit was never entertaining, btw.
>>219249487high tech pranks and gasgs
>>219249409it's 12 days
>>219249465cope seethe and dilate
>>219249454Bashir probably is a violent guy but represses it wellIf theres a "legitimate" target he'd go hard
>>219249473basedbully that rocking retard
This reminds me of chainsaw man part 2
>>219249510>it's 12 days
>>219249431she is not wrongthey are basically disabled
>>219248603the final room reveal will change EVERYTHING
>>219249451happens every time
Get Scott in there and let him rape the twins
>can't torture the fish too hard>can't throw pee pee poo poo>can't destroy the house
>>219249506At least they freak Alex out too much
Both Bashir and Drake are bad people who try to hard to be "le nice"
Have we given up already?
>>219249470It's not your fault. Director cam is absolutely useless this season, and if you try to use the security cams the camera guy is in the way of the action half the time.
TJ has no pop
>>219249403>bro incase this is an elimination make sure you dont win the game. Trust me, the first fish and only fish this season who got eliminated because of my own actions>okay - *completely disregards advice*>wtf why aren't you listening to meBashid is a gen-you-wine retard. He gets to larp as if he's above the game and can pretend he wants the twins to win because he's not seriously in competition for the prize. There is no situation in which they are actually going to give an eliminated fish the prize
>>219249515more like a silently stab in you in the neck and walk away guy
>open fishtank.live>alex and binx are still there>close fishtank.live
>>219249454he wants alex b gone and assumes frank will cause him to crash out
The cast isn't even bad, why did production give up on them so hard?
Cooling down on Laura now that she isn't doing her hot baby voice routine.
>19/30Goo room…save us…
>>219249487this retard is still using his brain in pee pee poo poo dead mother nigger faggot rape monkeys tank
>>219249370LMFAO well binky was collecting all those plushies in s3 so not surprised
I actually like TJ.
>>219249538projecting
OMG TJ IS HERE!!!! KYAAAAAA
>>219249535Turning the house into an unliveable shithole was so peak in S1 and S2. S3 with the constant cleaning fucking sucked.
>>219249511yes, you are
>>219249555NIGGER
>>219249280it's a mystery...
>>219249547They ALWAYS give up
>>21924952319 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 2829 30i accept your apology
James Drake seems completely demoralized and dead inside
>>219249547Because they wouldn't stop being friendtankUnlike S3 where people went against the longhouse (Alexis, Payton and Sneed), here they just rode along with the longhouse
Tj was only good as a drunk retard to beat up. Beyond that he is rocking nontent.
>>219249408Only good part of the show>>219249427Binx didn't win though
we need a vibe repair day
>>219249547jet and ben are high 24/7 and don't watch their own show
>>219249561woah its the twins! bingo bongo wahoo
richie seems evil. like his soul is dark
>>219249548Laura served her purpose. She is now turning into Emma, just getting dressed up in costumes to fill her lack of a personality beyond saying faggot nigger
>>219249483cant come soon enough
Binky! <3
>>219249575you don't know what longhouse means
>>219249573Can't blame him. We stopped watching but he's stuck there.
>>219249571>it's 12 days
Blane is /pol/ YIKES
Gypsy Crusader mentioned
as if it couldn't get any worse, they're talking about the gayest shit of all time. actually unlistenable
blane needs to stop this. does he know his mom is watching
need hellhouse more than ever
Ok Blane is retarded
>>219249573He gets happy the moment he gets to punch or slap someone.
>>219249573They should give Drake more epic scripted bits to do, he seems to like that
>>219249585kek
>covered in baggy hoodieof course, no nice things for fishtank audience
>>219249596
Blane sucks
>>219249603>i don't support white nationalism
>>21924940726 and 36 btw
>>219249575>longhousewhats that?
I hate when people use the word support when they really mean like
blane scaring the hoes
>Blane is the average chudgroidkek
>>219249407it's an age regression show
>>219249535People arent ready for this TRVKE but house destruction is a cornerstone of fishtank and it's not the same without it
>>219249606why is he in the bathroom confessional from season 1
Alright blane has won me over
TJ is a transgender fishtank fan favourite
>>219249474Yes because that monkey got killed by him and it fucked with Alex B heavily.
>>219249603Blane is also a twitchfag
Send TJ in NOW
>>219249630>"the longhouse" refers to modern Western society, perceived by users as an overly egalitarian, matriarchal, and conformist system that suppresses individualism, ambition, and traditional masculine valuesfriendtank
Binx looks like Taylor Swift with blue hair.
binx's voice is like a million bees stabbing my eardrums
Binx: "around blacks, never relax"
>>219249648that's Sam humor we grew past that
This is the heckin' content season 2 fags were waiting for
this is so fucking grim
>>219249651But he doesn't support white nationalism
unwatchable
im tj
i want blane to kwab tj
>>219249635there was literally nothing wrong with his usage of the word support
heard this was the TJ thread
>coddled>dogpile>nontentIs longhouse the buzzword of s5?
anything going to happen or no
>>219249652Sorry your policing doesn’t matter jimmycord. TJ is the people’s champ.
>>219249656>>219249603He's so terminally online that has dipped his toes in almost every subculutre. It's not that uncommon.
>>219249648the rental house is the main reason this season sucks truthfullyno pee pee poo poo or property destruction has caused basically all the content blocking so far and basically defaults to sitaroundtank
>>219249630Iriquois were matriarchical.
>>219249583>don't watch their own showThis is true. It took two hours for them to come upstairs and take the razor blade that Alex kept flashing and threatening to kill people with.Two hours lol.I don't want anyone to die on the show, but I do want something bad enough to happen that Jet and Bens lives are ruined.
>>219249494TTS would cause Alex B to crash out and physically fuck up TJ. Production doesn’t care because money and content.
>>219249686NoWelcome to fishtank
mirage, nuke, or dust 2? infernofags need not apply
so what content has alex made today
>Binx just talking is more captivating than the entirety of the S5 castWhy are they so boring?
>>219248603
>>219249667this is the opposite of season 2
>>219249678get your girl and get the fuck out
>>219249678>>219249679uh oh
binx is shorter than the twins lmaooo
jet makes the show for fat guys that look like goosmus who want to be kawaii with josie and binky and the twins
>>219249705nuke
bianca has kino side profile, she looks like egyptian painting
Binxo looking extra sexo today for some reason
this is in my amazon recommended now
Knowing TJ is within a 100 feet of the S5 house makes me so MAD
>at work all day>come home>a mexican grandma is rizzing up the twinswtf happened bros?
I'm sad the season turned into this
we was in the goo room nigga
>>219249684No, all the Type A females were removed.
>Season 2 fags when they learn their savior TJ isn't coming on the show and remembering season 2 sucked.
S3 cleaning vibes
>>219249705play overpass fuck nigga
>>219249484how?
>>219249694Alex B is playing a character
So what's the payoff to Binx being there
>>219249709you're just a simp
Blane is based
>>219249712>the most nontent people yapping and absolutely nothing happeningThis is season 2All that is missing is a gay nigger jerking off and playing dumb smirking for the camera
>>219249727no lip havin ahh jaundiced mexican abuela
>>219249667at this point in season 2 tayleigh was being brainbroken by frank and having a breakdown, the house was in pieces, everything was fucked up and evil (in a good way).
>>219249727She looks Jewish
>>219249694They also just took the razor and didn't search him or his stuff for anything else like they did with every other contestant and freeloader WHILE he was saying he had 7 back up plans and he knew they would take the razor.
>>219249705vip_truck
>>219249730
>>219249740nar whale
>>219248603Quick reminder that the best part of every season has been the "nontent" before "things really start happening", even and especially in s3
>>219249606id like to see him in an Alex Stein type freeloader role
>>219249687He’s not fit to carry that banner
Up until now I thought Blain was socializing with other fish over meta-talk to appeal to them and the audience, now I fully realize that he's been terminally online for most of his life and isn't capable of socializing over any other subject.
>>219249738i was really starting to warm up to it before they started bringing back old fish for no reason
Somebody tag in Sam HydeSam Hyde, if you can hear us, please Sam HydePlease save us, please save us Sam HydePlease save us, please get Alex B, Binx and TJ away from us
>>219249651When was this photo of Report of the Week taken >>219249690I wouldn’t say it’s the main reason but it is significant reason I’d also criticize the constant use of hand cam and its ubiquitous presence on director cam I feel that it goes against the fish tank concept
remember when jet said his main goal is to make this appealing to new people like James Drake and that of he has lost the ability to gain new viewers the show failed.what is this?
>>219249759Tell us something new
>>219249694yep, ben literally plays rdr2 during peak content hours
>season 5 is savedI'll savor your tears, chudgang.
POST YFW JEREMY GOLD IS ON THE WAY
>>219249755Alex x Binx live sex celebration
i wanna see laura fuck binx desu
>>219249761you're confusing season 2 and 3
I really dislike Binx. If it was Payton brought on, it'd be nontent, but wouldn't be nearly as annoying.
>>219249780Lol shut up idiot
Is Jet still sleeping?
i support reparations but only for black single mothers
>>219249738There's a reason they were not supposed to bring back familiar faces, but at this point, I bet even Jet feels like he has no ideas after:>I'm an alien>I'm a dragon>giant keyboarddidn't go anywhere
why does the camera guy have to be up there all the time? Surely it affects the dynamic of the conversations/interactions negatively when there's a giant camera in their face. like they become stilted or self conscious or whatever.
>>219249408>you have a job! You got thisShes so proud of him not being a neet for 3 weeks. Kinda sad
TJ didn't come in because it would be a binx simp mass suicide and the end to her streaming career. She told him not to. But since bam mentioned him there is going to be fall out from this alone
>>219249786They always say a bunch of shit and then give up halfway through
Jet needs to be tortured on camera for his crimes
i'm convinced the tj glazers are just baiting replies at this point. it's a good bit, i'll admit it.
YESSSSSSBASHIR AND DRAKE TALKING ABOUT THE QURAN! YESSSSSSSCONTENT
>>219249705Ancient mogs, Anubis mogs
>>219249755Alex is divorced from his torta cunt wife but she's still living in his house.It's an opportunity for alex to end the awful arc he's on and move on, but he's too retarded to see a single thing in front of him.
>>219249744>burtposter saying thatKek
>>219249804Fr
>>219249738>>219249782The 2 days before Alex B were perfect
>>219249789I keep seeing this posted. Is this just a meme, or is there more to it?
Crush Binx's skull challenge!
This is a fishtank season that you would love if you're really into estanque and powtankBenleaks is probably enjoying this rn
>>219249793
>>219249767check your J-dar, she doesn't look jewish at alla prominent nose doesn't make someone look jewishand I'm literally right 9/10
imagine the wacky high jinks direnc and freddy could be up to right now if they were invited on instead of alex and binx
is tj seriously coming? maybe no returning faces was a better idea cause the wiggers obviously cant understand nuance. WHAT THE FUCK COULD TJ CONTRIBUTE TO THIS HOUSE OTHER THAN WASTE OXYGEN
Did they still not fix the mics?
>>219249729Had a quickie with TJ early this morning
>bam is a TJ bantfagbottom of the iceberg
>>219249810She has a streaming career? I thought she only got views when fishtank is on
>Alex still hasn't come downstairsKWAB
Alex buried s5Binx pissed on the graveTJ will dig it up and fuck it
>Everyone for weeks has been saying "add (x) freeloader it will save the show!" and this proves that wasn't ever the actual problemHard disagree. You bring in Frank and Jobe right now, and the whole thing changes. These people are now pot committed to $50k, they are not walking. Imagine someone having the balls to dump shit all over bashir in the middle of the night, someone to actually challenege his holier than thou bullshit and get him to break. Or, someone who is a physical match for Draco? Right now there is zero actual hastling in this house. They are all comfy. They need chaos agents. Alex is a chaos agent, but not the kind that will break these poeple.
>>219249828Name one thing that happened that wasn't scripted or production told me
>>21924981his life is like modern Seinfield.
>>219249755you didnt get it? the 5 minutes of alex barely freaking out was so freaking hilarious
none of them even like season 2, they'd just stare at TJ while he struggled to talk to them
>>219249848/bamnt/
imagine if based teej was on bitchtank hed have got everyone pregnant
>>219249841No
>>219249767lmao you dont have evolutionary adaptation to spot them
>>219249786ye olde nepstein switcheroo
can't wait until they bring on Burt and he makes Bashir walk out like the faggot loser he is
>>219249705cache
>>219249744Don’t forget they started making up headcanon excuses like he has to go to the airport and was only there for layover. Jesus Christ that’s so sad…
>>219249820Filtered
>>219249839It would actually make sense too since they were cheated out of a full season
>>219249781He willingly chose to lay in a bed without standing up for a year, jerking off and doomscrolling the whole time His freeloader status is a ‘make a wish’ gift
>>219249858what a pull
>>219249694>I don't want anyone to die on the show, >something bad enough to happen that Jet and Bens lives are ruinedWhat if… Jet Neptune dies tonight?
>>219249864
>>219249862exactly what happened with binx
this is really good actually
>the fans didnt like no returning fish?>oh shit that means i should turn it into epic fishtank all stars party time
>>219249867They're calling it the most /bant/ post yet, bravo
Alex ruined this season the fish have done nothing since he got there
>>219249880bro that would be epicthey should then bring in Chip and build cardboard forts
>>219249836desu im waiting until benleaks drops the verdict on this season until i form my opinion
>>219249856FRANK CANNOT COME ON BECAUSE NO POO POO PEE PEE HOUSE DESTRUCTIONShut the fuck up
>>219249841why are you yelling
>>219249857
>>219249786>remember when jet said his main goal is to make this appealing to new people like James DrakeThere is zero chance of that, and this show already peaked in viewers and will remain niche, it's the 4chan show ran by nazis
>>219249856>s2 fag thinks his opinion matterspoophouse was never funFishtank is at its best when the fish are given a context in which their personalities spiral, not when peepee poopoo water milk
>>219249899>We aren't listening to fans anymore btw
>>219249857Same could be said for all seasons albeit
>>219249855Dig it up and fuck it like Skintag did to Michael Lee Bernard HOOOAH
>>219249910maybe they could just line up all the fish and bazooka blast them with piss and shit
>>219249911My prediction is he liked this season until the season 3 fags turned upIf TJ turns up it will become his favorite season
>>219249794Based Vinny Mac scripting
>>219249907
>>219249821They're literally talking about the Lord's Prayer you faggot lol
it fine guys binx hasnt brought a suitcase
>>219249820is this your first /ftl/ thread
>>219249928they arent because i speak for everyone when i say we want payton!
this is worse than spictank
>>219249867heh tj w
They should bring Smosh as a freeloader. imagine watching an epic food battle in real life
>>219249880
>>219249923I like that almost everything here is from room wars day
>>219249893It's priced in.
>>219249838>>219249878She's a self admitted Sephard and she lives in Miami
san leandro hitmaker "wardaddy" dame with yet another viral hit
>>219249880you can invite him to your basement mints, and you can sit on his lap, but i guarantee, he will not appear on season 5
>>219249923>Jet finally has a universally loved day by EVERYONE including /ftl/oh yeah how about we nuke everything and don't do anything like that ever again
>>219249776Hey, he looks like me with that hair
Blane is becoming the Seth of s5
>>219249923That was 1 night of a decent challenge, imagine if we got more Devestating, a good cast wasted by jet
>>219249923All nontent except vomit on JD
>>219249923We traded season 5 for Alextank
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>>219249911>need another man to tell him what to thinkimagine being this much of a goyim
>>219249867TJ was sexually assaulted by half the bitchtank hoes on powtank
>>219249972it's a 3x3 of room wars specifically
There isn't a core issue with alex being backThe night he came back was fun because stuff was actually happeningHe was getting drunk and mogged by the rest of the fish, which was funnyNow it's two days later and the core issue of the show remains. THEY DON'T FUCKING GIVE THE FISH ANYTHING TO DOTHERE ARE NO FUCKING CHALLENGESTHERE IS NOTHING FOR THEM TO DOTHEY DONT GIVE THEM STUFF TO FUCKING DObecause they're retarded and stupid
You guys aren't looking at Jet and Ben becoming IRL streamers from the right angle.This is them officially taking a step into lolcowdom.They have a degree of control over Fishtank from the safety of their basement.If they become actual streamers it's full steam ahead.They've spent 3 years creating a "fanbase" of people who unironically want to see them suffer.I don't think they've thought this through very well.
>>219249945then that will be my opinion toowe only accept BENLEAKS-APPROVED opinions in /ftl/
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>>219249983They still need to run the triathlon
>>219249911Why do you care what that little retard faggot with no bank account thinks?
>>219249923>im bulk>im gonna eat'ch'ya>angangangagnagnangang
>>219249951I don't care about people being performative about sandnegroid religions
>>219249991>sylvia untouchedim crying laughing
>>219249967Ian might do it but not Anthony. They're mainstream liberal entertainment now.
a good bit would be to tell all the fish that they're too nontent to receive the 50k prize so it's now 20k
>>219249856>and Jobenigga, get fucking real
>>219249992benleaks is nonbinary
>Alex looks like he wasn't born, he was put together
>>219249991>Vicky is the only one who survivedShe's the one....
>>219249926poophouse is a myth it never existed
>fans complain when Jet says no old faces >fans complain when Jet brings old faces onto the show You faggots just want to complain
>>219249978ok, my J-dar is only tuned for askenazi, admittedly. I thought sephardic ones are less easy to spot, except for the ones who look like literal merchants?
The twins are literally female Aryeh.
>>219250031oh sorry i'll fix it:>need another faggot to tell him what to think
>>219249971>w-would you be scared of me if i was black?
>>219250017benleaks runs this shit nigga
you mean Jerry?>>219249987
>>219249884payton f tier means you didn't watch/understand season 3
>>219250050>brings on binx
>>219250054worst parts of aryeh and josie
why can't we fix the ppv doe
>>219250050this is disingenuous man, you know it
>>219250071>payton f tier means you didn't watch/understand season 3i did watch and i did understand itit was pure nontent
>>219249941YOOOO THIS WOULD BE SO EPIC!
>>219250075they have their 3 hardest working indians on it
>>219249971>bashir vs the guy who calls him a fag
>>219250050Shut the fuck up you braindead fucking faggot
>>219249978lol no she isn't. She fucks them though
>>219250071she punched frank. that's it. otherwise she was nontent background fish that couldn't drink
>>219250074the worst part of aryeh was the singing and they don't do thatthe worst part of josie was being ugly as shit and they don't do that
>>219250001>>219249983context creates contentnontext creates nontentWe've known this since the Baby Challenge in S1. How the wiggers orbiting Sam for over a decade haven't learned anything from him, I couldn't tell you.
>>219250059>posts Jeff
>>219250050>fans complain when Jet says no old facesNobody did this.
>>219250072>>219250091>>219250110>WAAAH >Jet didn't bring on MY favorite!>WAAAAHgo watch something else
>>219249938hi jimmy
>>219250094>>219250117payton was the mission of season 3, "take a normie and see how they survive fishtank" and payton did that the best. All of her friends left and then she adapted after the kubric stare and the screaming challenge in the cell challenge, and then came alive after she claimed the doordash for leaving the cell and then did her skincare routine into the ptz after
>>219250165alex b is my favorite so you are wrong, i just cant believe they brought on binx. go suck more wigger dingleberries
>>219250171not hearing any content
>>219250165yeah, get me a two spicy deluxes and an unsweet tea
>>219250165no because I enjoy it just calling out bullshit when I see it bud
>>219250171Payton failed because she did not marry Luke (who is literally me) at the end of the season
>ppv is STILL fucked
>>219250208it's the slow boil that jet was aiming for, you need to see her arc as a whole and watch the season. She went from crying about Alex B saying the N-word to shaving her pubes, going into the fishball and punching frank.
Why does Binx look so much worse compared to season 3? What did she do to herself?
>>2192502832 more years post-wall
>>219250249fishtankflask.py
>>219249925>it's the 4chan show ran by naziswe're all famous!
>>219250249jet won
>>219250283Bulimia and casual nightclub drug use over more than 15 years
>>219250283Finally hit the abuela wall.
>>219250267yeah nobody cares, she sucked
>>219249686Probably not but maybe after 2AM when nobody is watching.
>>219249878>whore>lives in Miamithat's a kike
>>219250283better cam
>>219250050>Trust the plan>No plankys
>NOW PUT A HITACHI WAND IN THE MARKET