>FTL NEWS:-- Bam said TJ is here, Mints said he's not-- The REAL Binx is here to mog Alex B...-- Emma's job is to do the wiggers' jobs for them-- Jet was TRIPPING on ozempic and Alex tried to save him... https://x.com/BluuCatt/status/2039648101690945541-- Beautiful Bongo LOVES your perverted TTS messages! https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1saea4n/bongo_gets_shocked_by_a_pervy_tts/-- Landon destroyed the nuke because Jet told him to-- Blane won the clip farming challenge https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775129667463739.mp4>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://fishtank.observer/https://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_WikiPrevious: >>219248484
This is who’s seething about TJ btw.
>>219249935shill thread
my gf
WROLOLO
>>219250022You're schizophrenic
>>219249993Jimmy?
Jet and Ben future failed IRL streamers
NONTENT NIGGERS
>>219250032>Property of Jet Nepstein
>>219250032Jet's cum rag.
Get jazz in the tank
>We keep bringing people in and nothing is happening!This is FH2 all over again
>not even S3 winners can save this nontent seasonYikes
>>219250066And every other season
This is the cheapest they've ever been. Almost no money rewards, no destruction allowed, no day rates for some fish/freeloaders
>punish the fish for being entertaining>get mad when this makes them boringWhy does this happen literally every season?
>>219250032Ugly bug.
>Drawn Together >Total Drama IslandFemales Aryeh
is there an elimination today?
When does Linkara show up
>>219250069we're waiting for payton
>>219249993average tj seether
she would have saved the show
>>219250032jet's half awake fugue state dreaming about the PTZ
jet was right about no old faces, good thing he went back on it and destroyed the season
>>219250088>Aryeh invented liking cartoons
>>219250066Guess who's idea that was as well on Season 2 Famous house 2 bringing in all those randos? It was Jets.
Why are people complaining about past fish being on? Alex B is approximately 500x more entertaining than anyone on S5.
binxie-chan so skibidi~!
>>219250122they already had a document with all the guidance needed, they just ignored it.
>>219250106the second payton walks in i am doing a big fat chargeback on all wigger support
shave binx head challenge
>>219250124If you do nothing except talk about cartoons then you’re Aryeh.
>>219250132nigga please kill yourself
>>219250132he's good for a day then turns into a broken record
>>219250086This made me laugh harder than anything on the show has in the past day or so
apologize to Sam right now
>>219250132All he's done is rant at TTS and then sulk upstairs all day
>>219250132dude he talks about the same 5 things... the entertainment is crazy
>>219250132He's not entertaining in this house.He's just detracting from the final week, which is traditionally reserved for hardcore challenges.
>>219250137>charging back 0 cents.
>>219250132he was until binx showed up and castrated him
>>219250132blow your brains out
YO
>>219250084>rent a house that looks like shit, has a terrible layout, and cant be fucked with at all>for your show where one of the best arcs was the complete inner destruction of the house for the end of a seasonWIGGER EXCELLENCE
Notice how all the mondoniggers call people nontent and boring basically any time Jet orders them to attack someone and blame them for the show being bad.But they can never tell you what would be an interesting thing for someone to do in a house with nothing.What exactly are they supposed to do? Dance? Start singing? Magic tricks? Or peepee poopoo?Jet's discord simps can't tell you what they would do in this situation. It's just shifting the blame from production to the contestants. If you were there you would be sitting on the couch bored out of your mind.
id have my way with 99% of u guys
>>219250132Alex is just extremely loud nontent
>dood alex b saved the show1 day later:>alex b is literally hanging out in the lab all day doing nothing but looping at negative tts
Why every bitch got a star on they face now
No Tacxin, no fishtank.
>>219250129it was a good idea with right people, but fatally executed, too fast and with no person in the house they would respect/ be scared of
>>219250162Which hardcore challenges are the wiggers doing?
>>219249935>no returning faces guys>jk here's two people from S3>stop asking for frank though
>>219250129>>219250066fh2 was fucking amazing, the wiggers were completely outmatched.
>>219250065jazzjenningstank
if we are doing le epic throwback tank, we need some more niche faces to come through
you know its bad when anons starting posting pictrures of payton. RIP season 5 threads
Landon aka BerryBlackBerry chads https://x.com/MadGary222/status/2039768864213373054?s=20
>>219250192FAX
>BE INTERESTING >NO YOU CANT THROW WATER>NO YOU CANT DO PEEPEEPOOPOO>NO WE WONT GIVE YOU MONEY FOR ANYTHING >YES WE WILL SHUT DOWN ANY BITS YOU ATTEMPT>YES THE HOST DOESNT CARE>YES WE WILL GIVE YOU PIZZA AND VIBE REPAIR EVERY DAY>YES WE WILL BRING IN OLD FISH THAT DON'T DO ANYTHING
>>219250032i dont get the appeal of full blooded asian women
>>219250132He’s a less entertaining Rachel
Bingo is actually psychic, Bongo is just larping.
>>219250129Alyssa was hot.
Why was Alex against Jets Ozempic?
>>219250218the tongue that made letty quiver
Jet is inviting all the stars back because bloodgames 2 is right after s5
>>219250191They're 'pimple patches'. Women are retarded. Zesty bucks like them too.
>>219249993Mints?
>>219250184They should do challenges
>>219250173this
>>219250190that's the wiggers fault for not planning anything. it would be worse with just the friendtank fish
did anything cool happen besides binx showing up
>>219250201None. That's the problem, retard.They're focusing on old fish drama like Alex and Binx rather than giving us a real finale.
>>219250213My nigga evil JeffMiss this guy like you wouldn’t believe
>>219250230hes beautiful the way he is <3
>>219250214>paytroons: yeah i simp for a transgender but its okay because hes content. unlike the other simps who are pathetic because they simp girls for their looks, i simp but because hes content. visit kiwifarms to read all my opinions on how to make fishtank more content friendly, okay you fucking chudcel? look! payton update he just moved his leg 0.3cm!!!!>Donald Trump: We are going to blow your head off with a shotgun nigger
So TJ just dapped up Jet and left???
wow the same psychic bit again it's really funny for the 20th time
i hate that i completely understand this shit>>219250189
>>219249993Avg tj supporter
payton might be nontent but i still like her presence
>remember TJ? remember the TJ mog the camera bit?he's gonna do it again!!give us $10 and he'll do it all night long!>and in comes burt, WOAH guys, I think he's gonna BURT OFF>TJ and Burt and jet and Ben on the roaaaad, just 10 dollars a month
guy who finds two 26yos larping and spinning entertaining
kek binx is doing music now??
>>219250184trvke
>>219250086SENDHIMIN
Wiggers biggest weaknesses:Total lack of/bad instructions, socializing with fish, nonexistant/bad challenges, no stakes challenges, always give up economy, bits fail due to total lack of obvious foresight, flip flop on previous insights like making this a "real" gameshow or not bringing back past fish
>>219250235Nah. Jet is gonna live in a van when the season is done
Fatty fingered Binx in the R.V.
>>219250253>You are going to fucking do nothing.
>>219250221its clear that the contracts for fishtank are super restrictive to prevent lawsuits and such
Binx looks younger than Bingo and BongoZoomers are dysgenic
>>219250266Nothing about this show is particularly entertaining
>>219250270her sugardaddy is a z-list music producer. albert something or other
I fucking like binx vocal fry. There I said it.
>>219250254he was there for binx because that's his girlfriend but he was probably saying hi to jet and ben
>>219250066A lot happened in famous house 2The reason some people didn’t like it was because all the new people were unpleasant normalfags and all the remaining fish protected the pedophile
im a tv poster and im a subhuman faggot nontent nontent nontent galaxy gas
>>219250235>brings on binxyeah no
how will the fish react when they get out and learn that ed edd n eddy was cancelled
>>219250286damn auntie shave those legs
>>219250086that’s fair
choc on the rocks
>>219250254boss nigga shit
>>219250291we are coming for u we have the hashes
lmao laura's tight clothing just makes it all the more obvious she's wearing shapewear
did this bitch say she was singing in a song???like we didnt hear her sing in the cell last year?that dudes obviously just trying to fuck her
>>219250316hell yeah boyyyyyy
Alex B is coming on as a freeloader
>>219250235bloodgames 2 is never happening so jet is trying to get the vibes
>>219250295Are 26 year olds zoomers?
>>219249935who's that?
Binx is like Letty, she gives sustenance to the tank.This season still sucks tho.
blow my own marbles
send in Josie WHAT THE SPRUCE send in Burt BLACK URBAN RIPPED TRAINERsend in Jimmy FUNNY JUNK SQUIDWARDsend in Tayleigh 1488 GREEN DAY They should just do that, keep all the pay pigs happy
>>219250085>not my hard wood floors
>>219250132Alex was good for less than a day
I think jet misunderstood that in order for you to make money on the van you should probably make the season before it not completely die and lose your paypigs
>>219250295They smoke, drink, and don’t use makeup.
>>219249993Lmao tjpedos so buckbroken they seethe about posts 2 years later.
>>219250227Bongo had to abandon her psychic connection in order to learn to drive and get a job, to support Bingo Bingo is also closer to death, and the spirits appear clearer to her as a result
>>219250339Yes obviously
>>219250332anon, i
>>219250299She's a designated slut for Bad Bunny and his crew.
If you knew someone had cp would you say anything or just block it out forget?
the season starts and ends on day 1 in jets mind
>>219250320>*Judge blocks you*heh. nothin personnel, kid
binx is an actual succubus i hate her but i feel my hate diminishing the more i look at her even though i know she’s a disgusting grandma
Season 1, 2, 3, 4 challenges:>roleplay, theatre kid shit, adults playing with condiments, overeating, high school P.E. tier physical challengesSeason 5 challenges:>roleplay, theatre kid shit, adults playing with condimentsWe're missing overeating and high school P.E.
>>219250129Boxing between her and Carolina pls.
burt is fereaking burting off epic style in the cofessional :o
>>219250326She's wearing diapers
>>219250301Binx has been dating some spic music producer since before S3.It's genuinely impressive how you people gaslight yourselves into thinking that every girl TJ comes into contact with is his girlfriend.
>>219250339yeh, last millennials turn 30 this year.
>Rachel supports the twinsThat’s the worst endorsement anyone can ever get.
>they bring on binxjet L
Reminder that Binx attended the 2022 Latin Grammys with Albert Hype, a producer for Bad Bunny
so who is the special guest
I hate Laura so much
>>219250137ok jew boi
>>219250162I don't disagree but its not really the final week yet. Theres 11 days left isn't there?
>its another "nothing happens until after 10pmtank"
Do something
>>219250345SEND IN SAMTo strangle jet to deathSEND IN JOOPYto save the showSEND IN FRANKto overdose on advil and dieSEND IN FATTYto flirt with the twins and fail miserably
90% of payon pics that get posted are my caps
the content is gonna start after midnight isn't it
sex with binx's geriatric pussy
>>219250378How does this unfunny lanky ugly freak have any simps?
Binx should recreate this scene with Bongo
>>219249993and here's who still loves him
Jet is on a level of giving up that I never thought was possible.
Mints has a point
>>219250286AND BE A FINGERIN’ KINDA MAAAAAN
earwax bros?
>>219250378wierd brown dude
>You mean, all I have to do is show up for 5 minutes and ask a few questions?
If they'd released all the season 3 episodes before this, the Binx/Alex dynamic would make sense to the new viewers
What costumes are we waiting for today?
who's the booba lady in OP's pic?
bam earwax fetish
TJ showed up or are you guys just trolling me
>>219250398yeah she was an escort lots of women do it so what? sex work is real work taht should be respected you pig
first i thought it was jab at binx
>>219250193Sam fucked it up with this moralfagging.
>bam doing the earwax bit againwhy
>>219250032this girl is beautiful
i fucking hate bam as a hosthes so bad at this
https://x.com/MadGary222/status/2039768864213373054what is the image of landon he is showing peopel here?
When the fuck did binx show upWhat the hell mam
>>219250443>TJ showed up or are you guys just trolling meBam said a long haired guy showed up in the basement but it was probably just Chip.
>>219250132old fish need more interactions with new fish
Reminder that Binx has an eating disorder, not just veganism either.
>>219250300Fuck off and go make your show better Maejok
>>219250443it's gay to like another guy to this extent
it belongs in a museum
>>219250453He forgot he did it the first time
Bashir is so over this shitshow
>even bam is re doing bitsjust pull the plug already
>>219250433one and only mints w, although hes probably the one sending negative tts too
Has TJ ever had a zagnut?
>>219250441antara
bingo and bongo are in such a good mood today, i thought they would be in a bad mood after being woken up so rudely
>>219250433>spending money on TTS Fuck you mints fat faggot
>>219250443Bam Margera spoke to him downstairs
>>219250367Depends on severityIf they’re just photos of a 17 year old, who caresIf it’s babies with adults, I would quickly call the copsIf it was cartoons I would just not let that person around my kids
How much do tokens "normally" cost and how many tokens does a TTS or SFX "normally" cost?
>>219250424remember when people found out that alex b chick was a part of the bengalfuel sex cult
>>219250482thanks
Can it get so bad it becomes avant-garde art?
Could he save the show?
>>219250477Unironically Jet's strongest warrior and I am not even joking. He's been the bulwark trying to push jet's idea of the new fishtank.
>>219250261Payton was part of my most favorite moment in all of fishtank. When Sam is back in his Goldstriker outfit on the night of the Fishtank reveal, but no one has seen him yet. Payton is freaked and went downstairs to use the restroom, as she finishes and is about to head back up to the living room, Sam rushes in sand says:>Hey Payton, I'll give you 20 Famous Bucks if you guess what I did to Ted!!The look on her face and subsequent fear from some of the fish was amazing. Best moment.
>>219250433Why? So he can shout over everyone just in a positive light? Theres no difference
>>219250184>Dance? That might damage the wood floors>Start singing? Sorry that's too loud might disturb the neighbors>Magic tricks? No way, the wand could slip and damage the wood on the walls>Or peepee poopoo?Dude you'll be in jail if you do that
>>219250433how bout don't send him any tts at all
bam leaked the next freeloader is tj
>>219250459I liked when he did a pratfall and yelled at Landon saying he was gonna sue. Otherwise he's been pretty terrible
>>219250488Bingo was in a real bad mood for the first hour after she woke up.
Where is he?
>contestants walking around not knowing what to do because they gave them confusing shit jobs and production is MIA>Alex B shell shocked and sometimes still ranting to the corner of his room>Binx stabbing my eardrums>Bam being a gross boomer
>>219250507thats iceberg worthy
>>219250493>HE MUSHT BE MAKING DEALSH DOWN IN THE UHHH... THE BASHEMENT
season 5... whatever happened there
>>219250511Yeah and now it's Streamstars tier slop
>>219250511funny cus prod hates him the most
>>219250488they are the shining light in the tank
I'm Midges's biggest fan.
>>2192504059, which is close enough.The show is generally gotten pretty rough for the fish by the time we're down to 9 days left, but this feels no different than Day 1.
It's funny seeing kick chatters think the house is in a slow burn or that it's going to get fucked up soon
>>219250519please
>Emma: I didn't know I had any fans...:(
>>219250524roboghost politics soon
>>219250514yea. the whole reveal was great in general.
it's bleak
>>219250388>Implying TJ wouldn't be down for a polycule
at this point all of the fish should agree on a winner out of the 5 of them and then leave the show, literally no point anymore
>>219250437imagine getting paid 150k for a combined total of 2 hours of work
A simp gifted Mizzy 3700 subs, that's 17,000 dollarshttps://x.com/lifeismizzy/status/2039781343299862557
>>219250398Man that guy looks fucking weird. Whats going on with his hair and jawline? Also, what’s with the dude in the mesh shirt?
The next freeloader will be greg wearing TJs sweater and propeller hat
Now I know that when you reach the bottom of nontent for a season, thats when payton fans show up kek rock bottom
>>219250544well its just ab and some retarded simps
>>219250537The vibes are different in terms of everyone seems beaten down and depressed.
frame that earwaxtj’s walking aroundfridge has to pay rent
>>219250540You should let them know it's day 19 of 30
Can someone write a list of meaningful effort prod has done in the last 5 days? Sending in a freeloader, interviewing fish, or delivering toys doesn't count
>>219250556Mizzy's dad laundering money btw
>>219250526the fact they dont ask AI to think of job ideas that wont cost them money is retarded
>>219250472I'm Klaus I don't want any nontent s2 people showing up to ruin the vibes
>98.6% increased physical earwax
>>219250552Why are you even here still you can't even afford the 10 to watch the show, your just watching mints pov, no shit you hate the show
>>219250085Bro you don't GET IT.Telling them to stop what they're doing and do something else now, then have Ben come up to scold/scream at them and push them a bit is really funny every single time.You just don't get what the show is about man...
>>219250554It's 15k a day so closer to 450k depending on whether they paid him for the days he took off to go see his kid
(you)'re still watching this nontentslop anon?
>>219250531How has the audience become even MORE delusional this year Especially the fans of Landon and Bashir
>>219250429>1 hour agoWeak false flag
>>219250433>speaking to the audience like they're one person
>>219250585this is a shit bit my dude
>>219250510No, this is a job for a Spartan.
Reminder Alex has safe space upstairs.
>>219250586website is free until 10 though
They have to handcuff Alinx together
>>219250433Mints is right
>>219250586Why is God's name would you ever give Jet money? That's extremely retarded.
>>219250590where do these figures come from?
>>219250566it's like s2 except boring
laura schizoposting
Make the call Jet.
any Binx lewds today so far???
>>219250556This happens a lot btwMentally ill retards donates to streamers, more than they can afford and it ends with chargebacks usually
https://www.tiktok.com/@nebilityus/video/7623359347262901534don't fall for the shapewear deception
laura is terrible
Laura is such a fucking garbage retard
i like how they just gave up on running the fake ads
lel and roflkekthe robot jeet almost has more stox than emma
>>219250540people in ice poseidon's discord were begging for frank to show up, they have no idea how petty jet is
>>219250556i don't understand streamer lingo. what does it mean to gift subs? I hear it all the time. I take it she gets money when someone does that?
>>219250433He's right. Give the show more money if you want it to be better.
>>219250552They’ve all already agreed on letting the twins win.
>>219250433I can't stop people spending money? What?
>>219250628is that ck
Guys, check the foyer, Mauro is leaving!
WOO! WOO!THE TJ EXPRESS IS ON ITS' WAYCHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGACHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGAWOO! WOO!
>>219250620Look up Bam's rates
Laura has a mouth big enough for Honey Combs.
Why is Alex hiding in the computer room now?
I am monitoring this thread. Dont say anything mean.
Laura put makeup on and braided her hair today. Must be compensating for last night's embarrassment
goran, end le show
>>219250632we know dude
this sucks
Laura is hot
>>219250529ILL TELL YOU WHAT FUCKIN HAPPENED. THIS PIECE OF SHIT NEPSTEIN PUT SIX FREELOADERS IN A HOUSE, WITH NO CONTENT WHATSOEVER
>>219250646random gook on xitter
laura is schizoposting and thinks literally anything in this show is remotely planned
>>219250586You were shilling to people to pay $10 for a season pass when the season was more than halfway over, and the first thing that happens is Alex B and Binx walk into the tank 2 days apart from each other.Go fuck yourself. The wiggers aren't getting a dime from me.
>>219250600I would laugh so hard if Mauro walked in. Especially knowing 90% of the people in these threads barely know who that is.
>>219250665this cursed the show
>>219250158 He 1v3 the house males and fought the tiger the next night.
>>219250635whenever they give up the artsy stuff is when you know they checked out. For this season it was about 3 days
Sam, Frank, Fatty, Alex Stein. That's Fishtank
>>219250642subscriptions, they're 5 dollars each, if you gift them they go to random viewers
>>219250595
I miss JD
we need a nigger tax on laura
>>219250443bam said tj was outside for an hour hesitant on entering the tank. described him as having long hair and winning s2. bam mentioned it multiple times. bam was raging on him for being nervous. wiggers denied it. very strange.
>>219250635forgot about that kek
>>219250678this happened right b4 binx came in
>>219250682I just saw him get pushed around
>>219250656anything mean
>>219250236some guy at work wears them all the time kekdraws 10x more attention to the pimple than if it were just open or even a full size bandage
They should call everyone who has ever been on the show and whoever shows up has a chance to win the 50k.
>>219250626Why was he blacklisted
you think Laura was given directions to hassle TJ out of the house if he comes over?
How come only 1 in 20 messages says what cam they are watching?
IM JDIM GAY
>>219250665Wide shot is more kino
>>219250585maybe pitbulls are allergic to earwax
>>219250714more than likely
>>219249935Viewer count just keeps dwindling.Jets corny and cringe ideas are making everyone tune out. It's no wonder why Sam stopped associating.
Ty Jimmycord for this content
I like that Blane is just always in the background doing sidequests. Good freeloader, doesn't feel the need to steal the show.
All mistakes are productions fault but the freeloaders have been a disaster this season. Fishtank.live viewers love Laura but the only thing she did was fake.
>>219250710you should tell him he looks like a fag
bingo bongo working market late tonight, last time bingo worked market alone was kino
>>219250642How is the concept of gifting someone a subscription confusing to you lmao.Do you know what the words "gift" and "subscription" mean?
>>219250649> WOO! WOO!>THE TJ EXPRESS IS ON ITS' WAY>CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA>WOO! WOO!Donald Trump: WE WILL NOW...Blow Off YOURE HEAD WITH A SHOT GUN NIGGER!! And Very Strongly too LIKE NO NIGGERS HEAD HAS BEEN BLOWN OFF BY A Shot gun Quite Frankly with the BEST shotgun the Greatest shot gun boy oh boy ill tell you that much.
>>219250717bots?
Anything happen today? Saw Binx arrive and then I left.
>>219250717you know in your heart the answer
>>219250713Idk he was supposed to be on season 2 and Jet told him to fuck off at the last second.
>>219250665best out of context pic this season
>>219250656Hi Dan.
Why didn’t you guys tell me twins had started their market shift. This is the best time of the day now.
>>219250514Someone needs to post the screenshot of her sat in the bedroom with Sneed and they all look like they’re fearing for their lives and about to be executed by the cartel
mfw laura
If you watch this show you are trans
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videoswhat episode does antara show up in in person?
>>219250713he got invited to 2.5 and said no
JD was actually a good fish
yo this is shit
>>219250737nah I just work at work I don't care about drama
If TJ actually shows up this show is officially dead.
>>219250735Blane’s mom made this post
i want donald trump to walk in and blow jets head off with a shotgun desu
>>219250785FUCK you
>>219250772They aren't paying to fly her out from India and neither is she
>>219250761thay're watching it for bashir while he goes to the bathroom, they start at 5pm est i believe
>>219250656I could never say anything mean to you dan. I mean, neither of us are real fish am I right?
>>219250665Best pic of the season, or at least very hard to top.
>>219250688forgive my ignorance, but why would you pay to subscribe to a streamer? Isn't it free to tune in? Do you get access to walled off content?
just drew this
>>219250768She is legitimately pretty, but she fucked her body up by becoming such a fat ogre that even with the surgery she still has fatty characteristics.
>>219250785you said that for binx
>>219250785binx showing up already did this
>>219250713he's too content compared to the nontent fishtank cast
I would let Laura such my cock but I'd never fuck her
how come all the new entertaining people they brought on to be entertaining aren't being entertaining?
Work harder for a (You), or SYBAU
>>219250785show was dead long before Alex B showed up
Where's Jet?
>>219250505I'd imagine paypigs are buying the $750 option at a time but 100 tokens is 10 bucks the most expensive way>rn tts is 275 tokens and sfx is 425 tokens
>>219250804content overload
have prod actually managed to get tj to come back after dropping binx off ?
>>219250805josie is beautiful!
it is impressive in the age of genai where a good model can output a list of 5000 ideas that prod has ran out of new ideas in less than 1 week. They could be doing like 5 new things a day
>>219250817Alex burnt out and Binx is Binx
>>219250785If TJ shows up i might actually start watching again
>>219250805beautiful
>>219250544She has me :(
>>219250794is OP's pic just AI then or what?
>>219250816ditto
>>219250785thank god TJ is smart enough to know this and is doing the right thing by leavingTJ W
>>219250819Alex Jones hosting would've been better than Bam.
>>219250751Their numbers are believable. There's fishtank stuff on reddit, twitter, youtube, etc. But then things like this are a thing and make no sense.
I’m only watching to see if TJ comes on.
>>219250823dead hopefully
At least the new camera guy tries
>>219250800>this is what s1fags think "hell house" isAs bad as this season is it's still leagues better than s1. S1 was basically watching empty security cameras.
>>219250800Best shot from season 1.
i'm gay
the views are DOWN
>>219250817turns out that without a stimulating environment, everybody is boring after a certain amount of time
>>219250843it's from her facebook
>>219250854same
>jet's content for the day was redoing the love triangle shit he loves so much with alex b/binx/tj>tj killed it by not wanting to go on>jet now has no idea what to do for the day
Just in case you needed a reminder that the Wiggers are unbelievably inept, BEZO was originally the first contestant in Famous House. He got as far as being in the fucking house before someone pulled him.
Ball Bros vs Sphere Sisters when
>>219250779>Takes two weeks off to fuck around in the tank>Calls out Jet for being a groomer>Beats his ass and gives him a bust lip>Convinces everyone he is a gay as a joke then fucks the shit out of laura>manufactures a fake bit that the wiggers totally fall for as his grand exitdude was based
>turn on stream>Binx is thereJust end this shit already they're clearly out of ideas
>>219250846*scared enough>>219250785I want to see a tard fight over binx
>>219250086Hey, look. JD is back.
Ironic that Laura actually is on to something with the conquering fears shit, but is unlikely to confront her own dragon egg which is being a post-op fatso
>>219250817Season 5 is so bad nobody can salvage it
>Bam literally doesnt know anything about the show he hosts>it isn't a bit
>>219250862This is going to go so hard in 6 months after the BingoBongo Situation
>>219250823Hopefully dead
>>219250862>new camera guy
this is clearly going nowhere jet time to bring out the poop.
season 5 was practice
What's the deal with the Bam contract calling Jet a fat pussy or whatever?
>>219250656Dan looks like a Dagestani Muslim
>>219250804Does Binx not own any other clothes?
What did Bam say about a Detroit flight?
>>219250881payton rose!
James Drake and Bashir relegated to nonspeaking extras
>>219250665>NOOOOOOO THE BIRB REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>LICKIN A HOT GIRLS PUSSY!
>>219250733I watched Jimmy's stream with Binx. Turns out Jimmy doesn't even know her personally. Jimmy's friend does. So thats like... even worse.Vouching for someone you dont even know.
>>219250879ur lying
>>219250895tbf what is he supposed to do the recaps are garbage
>>219250881S3 was so good. Even Ben and Jets shitty bits were endearing
did we have a good run s5bros....?
>>219250743another word i hear all the time that I also don't fully understand is 'gas lighting'. It seems to be used to mean lying, but I'm not clear on if there is some nuance to it that makes it distinct from lying.
season 5 was a concept of a plan
>>219250899Well he's new to the season, it was always Vance and that fat retard or Ben before
Someone let me know if they remove binx's teeth otherwise IM NOT INTERESTED
"i went to the shop" is not a question you NEOPHYTE
>>219250656
The only people who hate TJ are either casuals who barely watched S2 or AB/Jimmycord/Chudgang fans. That’s why they’ll never say who should have won instead of TJ.
is it wrong that i was to punch Laura's cervix with my penis?
>>219250873link?
>>219250656>>219250908hes quite handsome
TJ was in the basement for the entire of elestanque 2, if anything he is chilling in the basement to perk the wiggers and bill up.
bam is converting rn
like goddamn put sister tayleigh on she has an adorable yawn
>>219250823hope deadfully
All of this could have been prevented if the Season 4 fish simply laughed at WP2
>>219250897Boingo simps are unwittingly lining up at the altar to be slaughtered in T minus 6 monthsTICK TOCK
>>219250925it was actually kinda good between the room vs room challenge and alex b showing up
>>219250919lmaono wayJimmy is such a tard, this could've backfired so easily
>>219250925FREEZE.noUNFREEZE
so Laura is a confirmed plant now right?
First rule of improv is actually to say "bones" a lot, as it's the funniest word.
They're still looking for snakeskins
>>219250817if they don't have anything to work with it doesn't matter how many people get chucked in, that's why the only thing people can do is just pour liquids on each other and destroy their stuff
>>219250940S5 may be complete shit but at least we got to see jet crash out and get beat up
>>219250864When did I mention hell house? Feel free to continue arguing with yourself.>>219250865Maybe not that specific frame, but I agree that moment is contender for best pic of S1. I was mainly thinking of something iconic, what popped into my head when I thought of nostalgia towards S1, and the bubble pic is what came up first.
>>219250940 Daniel started the mogging production curse
>>219250823sleeping, he wakes up at like 1am
You think Jet is planning the RV trip in the basement?
>>219250944>That’s why they’ll never say who should have won instead of TJ.Shinji was more popular than TJ and deserved the win.
>>219250913>Bashir you get Market again>James you have to help Antara out>no we're not doing anything, just bringing back oldfags
>>219250586Little faggot doesn’t have a bank account. He’s underage af.
OH FUCK
>>219250945she looks like a man and has the personality of jimmy so yes actually it is
I don't mind tj, but he would just make this friendtank++
Black Ass Pussy
>>219250914this face cracks me up every single time
>>219250955I forgot how Sam forced everyone to watch his unfunny garbage
>>219250944Cole should've won obviously.But TJ winning made Tayjeets and the Jimmycord seethe so I can live with it.
>>219250852Early this morning the website broke. People were having fish bucks stolen from them and we saw the true viewer counts.>8k online>300 actively tuned in to camerasThis means that the actual viewer count is around 5,000 during peak times when it said "13,000 online".
>>219250835They're using all that AI to gen 90000 fake letters for Ben to read per day
>>219250865There's a better version of this where vance is leaning back in the chair
I STOPPED WATCHING SINCE ALEX BITCH CAME INWHY IS BINX HEREWHYWHAT IS HAPPENING
WHERE THE FUCK IS BURT
>>219250978>shinjidefinition of nontent. Only appealed to weebs who fetishize japan
>>219250556Money laundering don’t be so easily fooled
so it's canon that TJ just follows Binx around like a lost puppy since the first estanque?
S3 niggas are rocking back in forth with excitement right now
>>219250978>Shinji was more popularThis is cope. Shinji’s “fans” just endorsed and dipped and then never showed up when it was really important.
>>219250982
james drake keeps having to tell this dumb fuck cameraman where stuff is happening and he never takes the hints
>>219250982 It's fake thank God
>>219251019they're dating
>>219250982would've been cool a while ago when tobuscus was actually tweeting about it
no returning faces i think
>>219250990truuuuuu
>>219250982tobuscus is coddled nontent
the vibrator is on
this is all jet's thinking about rn
First we send a fishtank discord mod and an middle age asian women into the tank who leave in 2 days, then we make everyone become friends and make their lives extremely easy with zero real conflict, then we send freeloaders to become their friends and stop challenges entirely...
>>219250944Nobody should have won instead, that's why season 2 is dogshit
>>219251025Don't talk about vance like that he's trying his best
>>219250862it's a metaphor
HOLY SHIT LAURA IS GONNA MASTURBATE ON STREAM
>>219250928Gaslighting is trying to make someone feel like they are crazy for seeing what is really going on. You're holding up a dildo but telling them it is a featherduster, then your accomplice comes in and also calls it a featherduster. When the mark says "no, it's a veiny rubber cock" you both look at the mark like they are losing their mind.
Oh look Mints favourite toy
>>219251028Proof?
Is this 5D chess meta joke or did he legitimately give up?
>>219250944S2 was just forced and gay
Laura looks into the camera and says nigga holy shit this is peak neptunian kino she should team up with Frank
>>219251046FUCKINGFINALLY
>>219250928>I get drunk with my friend one night>I grab the pizza out of the fridge and forget to put it back>The next morning he tells me that I forgot to put the pizza away and that it went bad>I lie and tell him that it was actually him who left the pizza out, that I would never do such a thing, and that he's just too drunk to remember doing it.This is "gaslighting"
>>219250897>>219250956Imagine how unsmugged the Boingofags will be when these two end up being the post-season vanlife cvmbvnnies for Jet and the wiggers
nice, a cool back massager for massaging backs and nothing else
>>219250978I liked Shinji, but he wasn't. Majority of his endorsements were frm the first few days, and his endorsers stopped logging in. Stein's poll showed whose fans were actually still watching.
>>219250962DOUBLE FREEZEThis rab lat thinks we didn't have a good run, but what about the memories we've made? That's something that we'll never forget!UNFREEZE
>>219251025they should honestly hire him in some capacity
>>219250978got destroyed in the swamp Olympics
>>219250735Lucky for him he’s self aware enough that he isn’t going full Connor and deluded himself into thinking he’s a fish. When did we allow ourselves to forget that the freeloaders exist to… freeload? They’re meant to leech off the fish and fuck with them.
>>219251041You're hired
>>219251021shinji fans were also cole fans, do when he left it become jimmy tj tank
>The hot dogs and milk... whatever happened there
>>219250925It can be saved. Jet & Ben should get the current fish to go against the veterans. The veterans are scapegoats for all of the horrid shit they are trying to move past. It would reinforce the message they are trying to send through this season.
>>219251054he gave up. he's spiting everybody because they hated his gay "ACTUAL GAMESHOW" thing
>>219251068it's a microphone you fucking idiot
>>219251019They have a holiday fuck thing going on. This is TJs Georgia vacation
>>219251054he's bringing on past contestants to passive aggressively shit on the S5 contestants because he's mad that they have been disrespecting production
>>219251055And s1 was complete nontent. Gee I guess we know today which one people actually watched and remembered.
>>219250978That’s not true. The endorsements weren’t accurate because people choose them early on in the season and forgot to change them. Alex Stein did a poll when he went on S2 and TJ was at the top followed by Tayleigh.
>>219250928It's like lying but you troll the other person into thinking you aren't lying and they're confused or misremembering events
Laura fucking SUCKS
james drake staring laura down with that sex toy
Hitachi magic wand...
emmas face lol
>>219251038Does Jet realize that this shit only works if you change your lifestyle alongside it?
>>219249935Is that Antara?
>>219251031that "i think" doing a lot of heavy lifting
>>219249935I love big fat titsNever seen FTLWho is this slam pig?
>>219251074>got destroyed in the swamp OlympicsHe didn't get the tugboat that TJ did, thats why Tay and Shinji were almost identical in points the whole way.
ben and jet have a day off today to recharge their batteries
>>219251054nothing is meta and they give up 2 weeks into every season
Today is the first day of season 5 I didn't watch, even though I've had a free day today
hehehe
Blane is so much better than Laura
Has today been better than yesterday?
Why did Mints like about TJ not being there?
>>219250865Notice who isn’t in this image?
tj always has to win the crowd over. Just ignore the seethers.
JAMES DRAKE BONER CHECK
Thank God no TJ. I fucking hate that retard.
>>219250944
>>219250994she's even wearing it on her hat and shirt
When does the content show up?
I was busy todayhas Binx done anything since she arrived besides castrate Alex and be goonbait?
>>219251137trueeee
>>219251082there is negative incentive for the fish to compete with each other. at this point everyone is so demoralized (meta towards the show) that even if there was a point they just don't give a fuck at this point kek. There has be some system for constant conflict. How is Emma even here still?
>>219251038>uhhh i'm not getting results with reta do they make a glp-4 yet?
>>219251123The days are all kind of the same
>>219251122dudes rock
>>219251117suicide
>>219251123both suck
>>219250785shadowfax
>>219251136claire has some revolting flat feet
>>219251112I've not watched since Alex came
just waiting for jet and ben to do a bit where they bring computers upstairs and lock themselves in one of the rooms to play videogames for like 3 hours.
>>219251106what
>>219251135jet, in the basement where he belongs.
>>219251080lolNO PLANS
Haley gang would mog this tank
>>219251038Far fuck will do literally anything except eat healthy and exercise. He's going to look so fucked up, and he'll be dead by 50
>>219250823TJ murdered him before leaving.
I miss Vicky and JD and Head
Theres nothing in the contract that says the show has to be interesting...
i love blane dude
>>219251155
>>219251152has he tried cardio and not shoving his fat fucking face full of junk?
>>219251122hes 20% cringe but overall cool
>>219251160>you now remember Donald Trump calling Trump
>>219251159they make her more stable when rimming jet goodson
>>219251144the beginning of the end
>>219251124Giving Bashir a W is hard for Mints
>>219251148between 3am and 6am
>>219251145TJ would be the only person in the tank with any aura
>>219251149umm, she was hinting about how someone should use the goopy seafood boil leftovers in the bag in the fridge and throw it over the balcony on someone
>>219250865what is the best shot from each season?
>>219251144>fair competition
have you tried putting a tay on?
>>219251160bruhhh burt's burting off xd
if i didnt watch the show i'd probably assume landon was a chad
>>219251087yeah . s3
big dawg
Blane seems like he'd be a fun guy to hang out with IRL which is rare for fishtank
same>>219251179
NGL when Laura started stimulating her chin a bunch of pearly, thick fluid shot out of my urethra. It is slimy, warm, tastes kinda like salty bleach, and now my testicles hurt. Weird!
they really gotta switch to 12 fish. Also don't even botherer with elimations for the first 2 weeks, just vaguely threaten them. People will leave as usual
>>219251193does aura meaning autistically rocking back and forth
>>219251010she's haggin' out
octavius is the only one who can save this shit show
NO TJ NO WATCH
>>219251205bro no offence r u slow
>>219251144Emma, I'm afraid that was the elimination stump.You can be a freeloader though, but Bashir will continue as a contestant.
>>219251159gonna need to 4k footage before i make my mind up
>>219251106what tugboat? He got most of his points stolen from tayleigh and shinji didn't even try
>>219251200:(
>>219251223cute
>>219251109>shortens season by 12 days >still adds nontent days on purpose
>>219250921It was confirmed on stream the other day. I remember at the time when S3 started people talking about some mystery Fish that had been spotted when the cameras first went live and it basically got memoryholed.
>>219251087S1 was Fishtank in it's purest form. I don't even know what Jet wants this show to be anymore.>it's an edgy internet reality show>no it's a hell house>no it's competitive game show>no it's a fucked up trap house>no it's reality show aimed at people like DrakeFishtank has no identity anymore.
Mizzy has a price to become piggy again
I don't think Jet is cut out for full seasons anymorehe should just do the cell/bitchtank over and over, it would be better than this
>>219251223shadowfax
>>219251170>sam cared more about bitchtank than this shit
>>219251217this and do the puke triathalon on day 1
>>219251206cow :)
Chud incel here I’m scared of pitbulls
they have to get burt in there with alex b and binx, would be such a massive missed opportunity
>>219251237they're calling it the one good decision made for season 5
>>219251170does anyone have the vhs filter webm of haley acting like a schizo
>>219250925it took about 2 1/2 weeks for the wiggers to kill the season big ups from the past 3 seasons where they could barely manage 1 week
>>219251234>what tugboat? He got most of his points stolen from tayleigh and shinji didn't even trystfu faggot he got carried, Jet even admits the plot armor
>>219250965She was always counted as plant matter, they just didn't realize in time for the challengeThat's why she is nontent, plants don't move
Damn Alex actually clocked that production TTS.Rare Alex B W
>>219251244They just had to do Season 1 again, how fucking hard was that?
>>219251246This years Cell was them doing Ball Boys for 3 hours then whippets in the basementWhat the fuck are you even talking aboutHe's not cut out for anything
bashir fucking hates that dog
>>219250955Does he own multiple pairs of those boots or just one? He’s always wearing them, they must fucking reek.
Don't let the s4 losers say anything, they had to pull the same shit last season.
dogtank is comfy desu
>>219251273what challenges did he get carried on
>>219250424Binx on Binx action with Laura while she's wearing the blue wig
Production BLOWS today wtf happenedzero direction
>>219251282that's exactly what I'm saying, its all he is capable of
Emma Wednesday
What is even happening?
The Alex B thing was funny for about a day but why the fuck is Binx here? Did she beg to be on or did jet have this idea in a kratom induced vision
>hits galaxy gasuhhhh idk man>drinks kratomjust get alex b back in there or something>injects ozempic into stomachHEY NO SPILLING WATER ON THE HARDWOOD FLOORS>eats fast food goyslop in 2 bitesoh we should get binx too that'd be funny right>researches kybella injectionsfuck you we hate you too>follows clavicular
I got a new dog last year, she's the same age as Bam's and I'd rather play with her right now than watch this shit
>>219251289Did Letty get bogged or is her face just fat from rapid weight gain?
bam's dog is so cute :)
FETCH ME THEIR SOULS
When does the special guest arrive?
>>219251303no one with an iq above 105 has sway in production. This isn't a joke
>>219251196My vote for season 2.
>>219251265>furry animals>three reptiles
the no-sell is kino>>219251268>>219250415
>>219251289I didn't get into season 1 but what the fuck is everyone's obsession with Letty Bloodgames, season 4, her livestreamsShe just seems so try hard and dull to me, I really don't get it
el perro mogs this bitch wigger dog
>>219251245Is she on Ozempic?
>>219251221push up bras ought to be outlawed
>>219251307matta
s5 content be likeso they all stay quiet in the living room playing with a dog
>>219251283muslims hate animals. Even if it was a beagle, he'd hate it
>>219251273keep seething miserable nigger
>>219251337she said "get a load of this guy" once
>>219251245What is donating a sub? Is she going to eat all those subs?
>>219251315>Uuhhh we need more TTS>Who can we get?I guarantee that's as far as the thought process went
>>219251341Based
Can they kill Laura?
>>219251351they like horses
>>219251321Neither, Nina is very beautiful... <3
>You think this is funny? Replacing me like Frank?
The dog is coddled nontent.
>>219251317
>>219251346
>>219251307bwoken
>>219251332surely the one with green chris in a dark room smoking with tj in the background, head in hands is the best
>>219251364That would be so awesome
>>219251062so yes, a liethe reason only women use this term and men don't take them seriously is that feminist theory is based entirely on "gaslighting"
>>219251023Best WEBM of the season.
>>219251263Do you walk on the train tracks because you are fearless?
Why are dogs haram?
>>219251315she said she was watching the stream when jet posted the tits and she stopped streaming and thats when they called her to come on. according to her it was not pre-planned
>>219251337She got dogpiled by the entire house and a good majority of the viewers but still managed to make it to second place, everyone retroactively started liking her when Sam said he was proud of her for getting through it all.
i miss head
Bashir is napping again
>>219251356Yeah, those delicious Subway sandwiches
>>219251265They dont want Drake to get raped
>>219251351they actually believe cats are sacred and you can drink out of the same bowl as a cat. not lying. look it up
>>219251319do it, you're a piece of shit dog owner for choosing nontent over a sentient living being that needs attention
>>219251386That's Oliver with his hands on his head
NEW>>219251309>>219251309>>219251309new>>219251309>>219251309>>219251309
>>219251385S1 merch was so shit.S5 doesnt even have merch
>>219251357this is all a pyramid scheme where jet is "saving money" for fishtank city, but when it's obvious that will also crash in burn he will start "saving money" for fishtank nation and so forth
>>219251244S1 was fishtank in it's worst form. Everything was underbaked and poorly implemented. S2 was fishtank in it's purest form. You had planned character arcs, a theme, actual lore, fun fishtoys and good fish. It was also hellhouse, which is what fishtank is supposed to be, not nontent friendtank
jet in the basement SEETHING that a filthy disgusting DOG is allowed on the show
what the dog doin
>>219251214many are saying this
>>219251317Jet the only nigga on earth to start gaining weight on Oyzmpic. He is FAT this seasonHe's shoveling goy slop into this mouth when his body isn't even hungryHe's just doing it for the love of goyslop
>>219251369She is ugly, her eye is fucked up, but most of all, her personality is evil and gross.
>>219251342don't you have to be legitimately obese to get prescribed that?
>>219251393>un literal chud incel herekek moron
>>219251394a lot of them are strays and got rabies in arab land
>>219251146>mad about s2>obsessed with freddy/direnc, the most irritating unfunny fishchecks out
this one's a close 2nd>>219251391
>>219250177yo whats good
>>219251424he's stress eating man - seeking emotional support through food
>>219251283yeah, the guy that's touched the dog multiple times and played fetch with it hates her, you schizos just make shit up in your head
>>219251394their pussies don't grip as tight as goat pussy and their tongues aren't as rough on the balls as a cat's tongue
>>219251411either way, that image is art.
>>219251394because allah said so
>>219251177Imagine if he brought a printed copy
>>219251430Americans are retarded
>>219251206Ear > OutFace > Sit
>>219251283Dogs aren't allowed indoors in pisslam
>>219251464>voyeurJust admit you want nontent lol
>>219251476Obsessed kike
LMAO TJ LEFT
TJ also won season 5 by refusing to be a part of it
TJs gut feeling was right
I'm actually more mad about this than I should be. The fish FINALLY found momentum after 2 and a half week, and it instantly gets killed by dragging Alex B and Binx into the house. It became The Alex B Show a few days ago and now it's The Alex B and Binx Show. Even if the fish go off and do something, fat retard faggot Mints STILL focuses on Alex.Just fucking end it if you're out of ideas, Jet.
It's not strange at all. TJ was always a passive person who never would do anything. season 2 was all about making TJ something he isn't . He got the money and nothing changed.
>>219251394Because if you keep a dog indoors, angels cannot visit your house, so you're impure
feel like tj will be vindicated at some pointit's looking grim for this season
>>219250944TJ pretending to "stim" like Josie and twitching around for the first week was so cringe and his le epic character arc was fake and cringe too. Jimmy should have won s2 or shinji
Good. Fuck TJ.
>>219251394Dogs are not considered haram (forbidden) in themselves, as they are part of Allah's creation, but they are subject to strict rules regarding ownership and purity. While generally permissible for functional purposes like guarding, hunting, or farming, keeping dogs as indoor pets is discouraged by many scholars, often leading to a reduction in daily spiritual rewards. Google gpt
>>219251506I want organic content emerging from nontentNot forced gay production bits
Alex B requesting Binx what a lying bitch he is
>>219251417S1 was organic voyeur showS2 was forced edgelord theater
Jet just woke up its almost 5pm. They need to hire a co-director
when even is the next elimination or have the wiggers just completely given up at this point? There's 10 days and still 5 fish
>>219251394Psychopaths don't understand animals. Because dogs mirror the people around them they get violent around psychos.
>>219250066>>We keep bringing people in and nothing is happeningYeah that's what fishtank is and always has been. Bringing people on as a gimmick is the only entertaining part past the first few days. S1 had Frank, Buckingham, Fatty, the black prostitute, Stein, not to mention freeloaders like Tai. The fish are usually the least interesting people in the tank at any given moment.
>>219251415S3 had so many great posters
>>219251753dogs are shit ,kys
>>219251289Letty on s4 made sense because it was literally the s1 house she deserved it
>>219251657both sucked btw
>>219251427All those things mentioned are really just subjective and a matter of personal tase. Being known for getting passed around and having aids on the other hand is not something that can be easily over looked.
>>219251904rent free!
>>219251794>t. psychoOne of the defining features that gave Indo-Europeans an edge over others was their affinity for animals, mostly horses and dogs.
>>219252002>muh chariot ridersman who gives a fuck
>>219252048cool, empathic white people who build things
>>219251960>Simps always out here projectingI think about her when ever she's brought up or/when she's on screen. You on the other hand think about her all the time. I'm moving over to new thread.
>>219251794getting psychotic like this about any animal is low iq nigger tard behavior sorry
