The Return of The Return of the Living Dead Editionprevious: >>219228808
>not posting the gifshame on OP
>>219257266Hate this movie.
>>219257266Is she ok?
>>219257323RETARD ALERT!
>>21925726680’s slop. Yeah, I am not posting in here.
>>219257352she's hungry
>>219257382kek
Banned movie in the op?…
ROTLD is based and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
>>219257385she should make a sandwich
>>219257323You have really shitty taste in movies.Return of the Living Dead is possibly the best zombie movie of all time. Easily in the top 5.
>>219257495kind of funny that people think of this as a comedy horror but it does a bunch of the terror of zombies stuff better than films without that label
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>>219257495Why did she turn into some weird mutant instead of just coming back as a regular zombie?
>>219257266Fun fact: You can see the puppet operator under the table at one point. They didn't even try to hide him.
The Return of the Living Dead (1984, Dan O' Bannon) 1080p 35mm scan Open Matte eng-subs 16 GB>https://transfer.it/t/DR9772pD3JZA
>>219257266The new Living Dead film is planned to come out Nov 2026 now. New lead is cute. Has Devon Sawa in it too.
>>219257565I saw it when I was about 8 and it scared me worse than anything else I'd seen, mostly because they were all intelligent and practically invincible zombies. I became afraid of going past cemeteries on foggy nights since I would think it was the trioxin kek.
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>>219257660Because tits.They didn't even eat her brains, which is literally the only thing they're interested in.
Posting again because I already watched all the recomendations.Below (2002)Triangle (2009)Ghost ShipThe Ghost Galleon - El buque malditoEvent HorizonI'm currently playing Resident Evil Revelations.Any recommendations for horror movies set on abandoned ships full of mysteries and/or monsters?
Cringe
>>219257703Considering the director/writers previous projects, it is going to be a complete turd.
https://letterboxd.com/clairacurtis/list/good-for-her-cinematic-universe/>“Good For Her” Cinematic Universe>And it's just a ton of horror moviesI keep telling chuds the horror genre is feminist, but they just don't listen.
>>219257565It's a unique movie.Elements of horror and comedy. Great soundtrack and decent effects. Not sure they planned it this way when it was shot but it's a wild ride. The sequels were not quite as good but worth a watch.
>>219257761If space ships like Event Horizon count, try Dark Side of the Moon (1990)
>>219257761Death Ship (1980)Sunshine (it's in space)Matango
>>219257799>The sequels were not quite as good but worth a watch.I'd argue that they aren't. ROTLD 2 is like 1 if it was made badly, while 3 is good if viewed as some standlone movie (as it was intended) but not as a ROTLD movie. 4 and 5 are utterly unwatchable.
>>219257382>I can feel my gash rotting!
>>219257660>weird mutantMy take was that she did come back as a zombie after being bitten. A little different than the others but maybe something to do with being a nasty little punk stripper. IDK. LOL
>>219257913My thinking was it was due to her being both fresh and also in a pool of really cold water/chemicals for a moderate period.
>>219257877>MatangoDownloading this one.tks, mate!
>>219257703That should be interesting.Really doubt they can match the original but who knows. I liked the remake of Dawn of the Dead and thought they did a good job of that.
>>219257586Honestly. Yeah. I'd tie up a zombie and fuck her. Just need a lot of lube.
>>219257760Me too
>>219258074well it won't be anything near that one since Snyder had a pretty big budget.they released this teaser and I love fake snow and fake graveyards movie sets like the original so if it can just keep that feel, I'll enjoy it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKWrnG637M4
>>219258246Surely he'll make a good movie this time right?
>>219258246Looks good.It looked like the tar man by the way he was walking.
Any updates on this?
>>219258449Being covered in tar also seemed to imply that.
>>219258476was basically a scam. linnea bailed. guy behind it did time in the past for fraud.
Why is ROTLD not allowed in /horror/ exactly?
>>219258689It is banned
>>219259126Because?
>>219257761>Any recommendations for horror movies set on abandoned ships full of mysteries and/or monsters?The Virus.Deep Rising.
>>219258544Their funding page says that Cynthia Rothrock is supposed to be in it now. I wonder if she's replacing Linny
>>219258689Two alpha crackheads can't get along
>>219259298They've had a whole bunch of bust ups with the other reboot including finding out that they didn't really own the rights to the title. So I think they renamed to their film Living Dead: Trashes Revenge or some shit. All sounded pretty messy, lawsuits are ongoing.
>>219258689fake but funny reviews
>>219259298no clue. the guy is also running a campaign for the lost tcm 2 sequel all american massacre which doesn’t have the approval of anyone that was originally involved. it’s all sketchy.
>>219259646Being on indiegogo or whatever was already a massive redflag.
What's some Wish/fulfillment spell horror?Bonus points: wishes don't instantly fuck you over like WishmasterAll I can think of is Wish Upon
Horror movies for this feelinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G56DaSAeZfM
>>219259785The Leprechaun series maybe? That has some weird wish shit in it.
Playing RE6, so much more action packed.
>>219259814Only Lovers Left Alive
Watching Interior of
i'm doomed to rewatch this kino every 4 months
Where do you guys live? I have 3 houses I'm renting out for high end clientele, and I'm living in fourth, it's a 2 million euro house in a European capital with 6 bedrooms and three bathrooms. Has it's own gym and hottub. It's a fucking pain between tax and maintenence but I make do. I have an estates both sies of the Atlantic. You?
>>219260481Europoor. kek.
>>219259941>>>/v/>>219260481>>>/soc/
>>219260481I just live in prime location in a big city. Nothing too special. No work at all for me though.
>>219260481Just a small mansion in Ireland, no muzzies here yet but I'll probably move to Japan or somewhere when they come.
>>219260481I am so tired of all the coping euro poors online and blue collar people desu. Live in North America or shush.
I work with a young woman whose not like other girls and is really into horror movies.
>>219260746>JapanGrim.
>>219260773You're gay, brown, and clinically retarded.
There are some well off anons here (better if they were born well off). Why was there so much seething about rich kids last general?
>>219260042 good pull but that’s more comfy goth ennui than dreadfor that exact “neon-lit melancholic woman singing while something’s spiritually wrong” vibe you want:The Hunger (1983) Byzantium The Neon Demon Suspiria (2018) Possession (1981) if you want it to spiral Cat People (1982) for pure 80s erotic doombasically arthouse horror where everyone looks immaculate but feels completely hollow. blue lighting mandatory.
what movies about being a human male & mutating into some monstrosity but still wanting to rape and impregnate human women
DO YOU WANNA PARTY?IT'S PARTY TIME!
>>219261070What are you talking about?
>>219261173Sounds too based to exist.
>>219261173Castle Freak
>>219261124Cause those not born into wealth are jealous of those that are. Shimple.
>>219261173My biopic
>>219261289Poortards are jelly af.
>>219261124>>219261289I'm confused on why the subject would come up exactly.
>>219261609Someone was making fun of the anon with 6 houses. Another one was calling others useless and no life.
>>219261609There is a single person who makes these posts for the purpose of derailing threads and starting arguments. He has other gimmicks he does as well like posting a list of "banned" films, of which of course there are none, and spamming pictures of Amanda Fix. All his gimmicks are pathetically one note. He often replies to himself. You can also spot him by iphone filenames. It's grotesquely gay. Ignore him.
>>219261173Fuck my Son! should be like this but idk if we'll ever get it on vod.
>>219261784Thanks for bringing me up to speed, I'll ignore that shit then.
>>219257495>Woahhhh David Bowie pulls her tits out woooowwwWho gives a shit nigga. Talking about "bad taste". That "woman" is a fuckin Goblin
>>219261784Let me guess, slave coping? Loser.
>>219261784Gadonfag/Fix is a separate one but otherwise yeah.
>>219261819I got to see it a few weeks ago. The director said he wanted it to be exclusive to theaters and not come to streaming or physical media, but I'm sure it'll be on something eventually. It's the kind of movie Vinegar Syndrome would pick up
>>219261784Cope.
>>219257660It is weird that they didn't eat the brain, and that she doesn't appear to have any bite marks at all from my recollection.
>>219261784> posting a list of "banned" films, of which of course there are noneThose movies are banned. Cope loser.
lmao he replied to me three times. I punched your number bucko
Why are there so few movies about witches?
>>219263242Negative depiction of women maybe?
>>219263242pretty sure there's a bunch
>>219263569I think he meant lately. There were a decent amount in the 90s though, that seemed to be the peak era.
>>219263569There are.
>>21926368770s had some great ones too. Of what I've seen my favorite is The Witch Who Came From The Sea.
>>219263242There's tons. You know what we lack movies about?Mother fucking fish men. I'm talking Par-lang-ua.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhd0wOACwQg
>>219263305Women are pathetic though
Why are chinese artefacts always literally evil, wasn't The Monkey box chinese too
>>219263955Universal Monsters has an ongoing comic line and they did a Creature From the Black Lagoon miniseries recently.
>>219263941Despite the title, there's no witch in that movie
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>>219264116It's close enough. I'm actually not a big fan of witches so I don't watch that many.
>>219257266Someone rec'd this at one point, so putting it on. the return of the walking dead.
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Witches aren't real.
>>219257323I hate camp horror in general.
>>219264546unfortunately larpers are very much real
>>219264243>It's close enoughClose in what sense? She's a serial killer in the movie and the only reference to witches is in the title of the film, which is purely metaphorical
>>219263955Killer plant appreciators have slim pickings too. I bought a collection of botanical horror stories and the introduction talks about how they were a popular subject in the Victorian era right up there with vampires, werewolves, and mummies but fell off as time went on.
>>219264715Have you ever been to Salem? It's hilarious how much they play up the witch thing. Probably a good setting for a movie taking place in modern Salem honestly
>>219264724It's close in that she was psychotic. She breaks from reality at several points with fantastical visions. It is grounded in an historical sense because this fits the description of lots of women who were suspected as witches in American and European history. These women were for the large part not malicious and most likely were victims of childhood abuse (much like present day psychotics) so having a crazy woman serial killer is a kind of rape revenge fantasy subversion of the historical trope of the witch. I do like some feminist movies and horrorslop when they're done well so this one did it for me.
>>219264059Interesting, good to know.
>>219264894Was there for a couple of Halloweens just to walk around. Was fun. This was the 90s though.
While we're on witches, I will again plug the film Burn, Witch, Burn also known as Night of the Eagle
>>219264845Hmmm didn't know that. I did see a probably low budget one in production.https://bloody-disgusting.com/exclusives/3943839/first-look-at-daytime-horror-bloom-now-in-production-exclusive/I agree though, plants are actually quite creepy because you can film them as this primal grey area of sentience. They don't grow or kill because they're evil, but you naturally imagine sentience into them. Also this zombie like relentless growth, trapping you. "Ick" started out like that and then just went full zombie sentience.The Ruins is a great one. The downside of other versions I've seen is terrible "fighting a branch" scene like that Tales from the Crypt film kek.
>>219261180album version is different than movie versionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr9KRAMydf0&list=RDxr9KRAMydf0&start_radio=1
>>219257266Return of the living dead 2 was better
>>219259785There's a handful of djinn movies besides Wishmaster (The Djinn, Conjuring The Genie,) but I haven't seen any of them.Also the Supernatural episode Wishful Thinking.>>219261173Species 2From Beyond
>>219265620Supergirl and Lobo's lovechild
>>219265541she was the best part
>>219265266Try Moso aka Bamboo Killer. French horror but I cannot find it online.
>>219265620What the fuck is that? Sasquatch?
>>219265541It was on one of the streaming apps recently and I thought, well maybe it's not as bad as I remember, I should rewatch it since it's been several years. And holy cow it's bad.
>>219265541It was absolutely terrible, but she was cute. A movie can suck and still have an attractive actress y'know.
>>219265859idk if I would call it bad but it's just baffling to essentially make another ROTLD film, but with a bunch of interesting elements subtracted from it and nothing added in.Part III remedies that with an attempt at a new angle.
>>219265859>>219265982I remember the worst part being the actors from the first movie returning and just being really annoying instead of funny.Most of the movie is significantly goofier and more child-friendly compared to the first, but the second half's not terrible
>>219266078>the actors from the first movie returning and just being really annoying instead of funny.The sad thing is that they went in expecting to have a great time and were excited to work together again, then as production went on realized how much the movie sucked and how much the people making it didn't give a shit about it. I forget who told this but one of them mentioned later he called one of the other actors that turned down returning and said "Be glad you didn't come back, we're miserable here".
>>219266203> one of them mentioned later he called one of the other actors that turned down returning and said "Be glad you didn't come back, we're miserable here".Poor bastards
Do murricans really have that veggie etc. shredder thing in the sink that literally chops your fingers off like in horror movies?
>>219266673I had one when I moved into this house but I took it out immediately because I was afraid of falling and getting my dick caught in it
>>219266299just imagine being trapped in a trioxin cannister, melting slowly. this is one of those elements where yeah it's played for laughs but it's actually more horrifying than a lot of other stuff. in the switch to giga violent fast rage zombies, we lost the horror of the dead alive.
>>219263242Probably because moidservatives actually think witches are real and making movies about them is le bad.
>>219266739Tarman didn't seem bothered by it at all though, felt more like he was asleep in there before the barril was opened
>>219266739>just imagine being trapped in a trioxin cannister, melting slowly. this is one of those elements where yeah it's played for laughs but it's actually more horrifying than a lot of other stuff.I don't know, he seemed pretty comfy until he got woken up
>>219266827>>219266847He's in a sort of stasis when he's in the tank and the only reason the melting happened was because he was exposed to oxygen.
>>2192659823 is good. Very low budget, but's a Yuzna movie and enjoyable. And Mindy Clark was hot in it. Being about the main characters instead of a mob of zombies was a good approach.>>219266673Yes, but you actually shouldn't put solid objects down the garbage disposal. Including your hand while it's running.
>>219266813There are many evangelicals and others who believe dabbling in occultism is truly consorting with the forces of hell. It became especially big during the satanic panic and still remains.
>>219263238Loser
>>219265266It's an interesting subject. I'll just quote part of the intro. It's called Evil Roots: Tales of the Botanical Gothic>Unlike its contemporaries the vampire, werewolf, ghost or mummy, the killer plant has never received enough recognition as its own subgenre of gothic/horror. Despite this, the man-eating plant was a true literary phenomenon of the nineteenth century, inspiring esteemed gothic writers such as Nathaniel Hawthorne, Arthur Conan Doyle and H. G. Wells to write short stories. >A major influence on the literature and arts featuring plant horror was that of Charles Darwin’s work on carnivorous plants. His two essays Insectivorous Plants (1875) and The Power of Movement in Plants (1877) became incredibly important to the rise of the man-eating plant as he revolutionised the ways in which plants were perceived. No longer seeing insectivorous plants as mere objects without agency, he observed their methods as purposeful and almost sentient as they appeared to use their environment to their advantage to catch their prey. >This in turn inspired the idea of the blood-thirsty vegetable, the plant with murderous intent which moves and kills at will. The seemingly passive poisoners from previous stories now became dangerously active in the short stories of the mid- to late nineteenth century. No longer wallflowers, the plants were given starring roles controlling tentacle-like appendages, growing legs or even mouths as you will see in the stories included in this collection.>This collection spans from 1844 to 1932 and a shift towards the more familiar plant horror such as Little Shop of Horrors can be seen as the plants move away from poisonous women in “Rappaccini’s Daughter” to tropes of early science fiction in the later texts that feature parasites and tentacles.
>>219266827I assumed he was just overcome by the desire for brains. Like a crack addict.They should make a zombie flick thinly veiled about fenty folders.
kinos that fee like Resi9 Requiem??
>>219266949Also, someone bought a master copy of ROTLD 3 off ebay and it has additional/extended scenes. But they can't release it because they don't own the rights and Lionsgate isn't interested.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN-YX-IPBQENo real point in watching the video, the update is just they can't release it.
>>219267007They already kind of did, that's Return of the Living Dead 5: Rave to the Grave
>>219261124BECAUSE IT’S NOT ABOUT HORROR MOVIES YOU MONUMENTAL CRETIN
>>219267099Oh haven't seen those yet. I know they're supposed to suck but meh I'm sadist, I'll get to them eventually.
>>219267092>they can't release it because they don't own the rights and Lionsgate isn't interested.
>>219266813big if true
>>219266992Makes me think of the Amazonian tree that literally walks with its roots.
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The Bandersnatch from Code Veronica is 100% based on this nigga from ROTLD III and I suspect the turning around zombie in RE1 was inspired by the yellow cadaver in the first movie. Neither of those look like traditional zombies. They're both just waxy bald guys with bright, clear eyes that want to eat you.
>>219266992That reminds me, there's a new Killer Tomatoes movie this year.Given that it does seem like there's a striking gap in film. I guess the SFX for it all just weren't very practical.>>219267390Yah pulling my chain.
> After an outdoor party, three male friends (Victor, Sam, and Jules) wake up tied to the ground in a forest. A woman named Eve, suspecting them of being responsible for her sister's disappearance, has planted Moso bamboo shoots—a variety that grows up to 1.2 meters (nearly 4 feet) in 24 hours—directly under them.
there was a repulsively shiny cockroach in the bathroom
>>219267460> I suspect the turning around zombie in RE1 was inspired by the yellow cadaver in the first movieMore likely the Tarman when he turns around.https://youtu.be/ztpAdFnm9W4?list=RDztpAdFnm9W4&t=110
sad boobs
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>>219267543>Socratea exorrhiza is a palm native to tropical rainforests in Central and South America. The tree supposedly “walks” from shade to sunlight by growing roots in the direction it wants to travel, then allowing the old roots to lift into the air and die. Some say the process takes a couple of years, while one paleobiologist suggests the tree moves two or three centimeters per day.>The story of the walking palm has been shared by rainforest guides for years. It was first suggested in science by John H. Bodley in 1980. In a journal of The Association for Tropical Biology and Conservation, Dr. Bodley reported that the palm uses its roots to “walk away” from its germination point if another tree falls on the seedling and knocks it over. This way, the tree can move away from obstacles that are major hazards for immature palms. >More recently, Peter Vrsansky, a paleobiologist from the Earth Science Institute of the Slovak Academy of Sciences Bratislava, claims to have seen this phenomenon first-hand. However, other scientists insist the walking palm is a myth. Biologist Gerardo Avalos published a detailed study on Socratea exorrhiza where he observed that the tree does not walk because its roots don’t move.>Unlike other trees that have roots fully hidden underground, the walking palm has a higher root system that grows outwards from the base of the tree, several feet off the ground. Over time, as soil erodes, some of these roots die off, and new roots form.Well, when I was down there and I saw some the guide I had told me he had witnessed them move over time as he had been living there for several years. Saw a lot of cool shit down there like gigantic wasp nets, big swarms of large ants, and flocks of wild parrots.
>>219260582>but then I saw Hellraiser at some point in my 30s, and realized that I must have snuck in at some point when my deaf uncle (who would have been a teenager at the time) was watching it, and my brain erased that memory.I was the RotLD anon in the last thread and I actually had a similar experience.I watched the RotLD movies on a whim recently and halfway into the third one I realized I knew the scenes by heart. I suddenly remembered seeing the movie when I was like 8 years old, but had completely forgotten about it, even though imagery like the woman with shards of metal and glass sticking out of her and the guy with his spine pulled up out of his body stuck with me over the years and popped into my head from time to time.I am 99% certain that the film is where I got most of my kinks, because the neuron activation during the scenes where she's groaning while shoving wire under her skin was intense. I saw it and suddenly realized that "my type" all my life has probably been modeled off of her. An edgy masochist. Even the way she breaks down and gets pathetic plays into it, because I love the "tough on the outside, wimp on the inside" vibe.Because of that, I keep thinking about the movie.And because I keep thinking about the movie, I decided to post about it.
>>219267661I love that creepy nature shit. That sucker definitely looks like he's strolling when you're not looking.
>>219257787Isn't everyday life like a horror movie for w*men?Imagine being trapped on a planet with brutes 50% larger than you that want to impale you and use your body to incubate their young?
>>219257323>Hate this movie.I bet you could tell a mans age, ethnicity and credit score by the taste of his semen by licking it off the floor!!!FACT!!!
>>219267917kek, got eem
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I decided to watch It Ends 2025 and I'm like 4 minutes and 39 seconds in and I'm annoyed as fuck. Should I turn it off? Is the whole movie like this?
>>219267839I wish I had more cool stuff like that to tell but it's mostly plants that can sting you or give you a rash and the ayahuasca
>>219267661I can believe it, plants can do some interesting shit. I have a house plant that gravitates towards the sun and is pretty much all on one side of the pot now rather being in the center when I first got it. Nothing on it has died or anything, it has just leaned itself heavily towards natural light.
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>>219268022No it gets way more chill after the first 10 minutes
>>219267790all I got from sneaking glimpses of horror films when I was young was 20 years of nightmares about michael myers stalking me.also Arachnophobia making me more scared of spiders.
>>219267938>turns Trash into a clown
>>219268048Imagine if, instead of brains, the zombies are balls?!?FACT!!!
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>>219268037>give you a rash like that one from the genesis songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSkgwCpuZwk
>>219260632Just finished this. Can someone explain?
>>219268085>>219268121oh no!! haha..
>>219267938>>219267983>>219268048AI cartoonifying and goonifying the movie is actually next-level horror.
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>>219268085>balls!!!kek
>>219268154!!!FACT!!!
>>219268131looks like hogweed is not native to South America
>>219254085>unironically liking Halloween II>unironically thinking it's superior to the film that pioneered the slasher genre and inspired the likes of The TerminatorHoly shit are you the anon that constantly made threads about how much better Halloween 2 is than 1 just because it has more gore and more kills? https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/158517202/
>>219268037https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dendrocnide_moroidesThis one is somewhat legendary. In people who fuck up trying to get rid of the barbs, they end up with the pain for years. I've also heard some natives who came into contact with it went insane from the constant unending pain and jumped off cliffs because they couldn't stand it any longer. The modern fix is to use a strong adhesive tape or wax to strip it from your skin. But still, if you have no idea what it is, you'd be in for a hell of a ride.
>>219268197My 30th anniversary review...https://web.archive.org/web/20160427174120/http://247365hatemachine.blogspot.ca/2015_12_01_archive.htmlWhile the attached pic are variations of the poster redone based on styes of different artists......https://youtu.be/TAPI5JFXjJw?si=Lxufvy33CPav-a0C!!!FACT!!!
>>219268329isnt this the one where someone accidentally used it to wipe their ass and ended up killing themselves because of the pain?
>>219268366Yeah at least one documented case. It's no doubt happened many times before then that were undocumented or too early for records, as it's a very unassuming looking plant and the leaves are perfect toilet paper size.
>>219268329I'm sure I've heard of this one from reports of this >>219268366Thinking of Australia, it cracked me up when Linda fed Bradley a skewer of blue ringed octopi and it just gave him full body paralysis for a little bit.
>plant horror
>>219268335Didn't expect such a sound review from such a shitposter. 10/10
Just put on Paranormal Prison
>>219268329>common name gympie-gympie comes from the language of the indigenous Gubbi Gubbi people of south-eastern Queenslandnot a serious country.scary shit though, as if australia didn't have enough venomous/poisonous shit
Mind Unveiled has an extremely in-depth and extremely schizo playlist about cabbage patch kids and human cloning. They're good videos and there's some very interesting esoteric history here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8JjCqKJPk8ru7inVwLh-Cez7-wt3V-gyHe talks about a movie called Patch Town where people are cloned from cabbages https://youtu.be/uovmyDjWAtk
>>219268523Not just Australia either, you can find that plant in Malaysia too. Only in the rainforests of Queensland though, it's not all over the place or anything like that, so it's a bit more unknown to most people who don't go looking up niche shit like this. I used to go hiking in the rainforest here all the time without even knowing it existed so I consider myself lucky I never came across any.
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>>219268596Shit movie though.
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>>219268764I used to hike here in North America quite a lot in places which are technically rainforest but nowhere near as biodiverse as what's found in other places, and I too count myself lucky that I did not befall some awful fate because I was honestly not well prepared.
>>219268701To each their own. Some of the names are ridiculous but that's how a lot of native names are in places.Another neat place is Black Mountain (also called Kalkajaka, which is the same term but in native). Countless amounts of people have disappeared and not a trace of any of them has ever been found. The theory is they slip through cracks in the mountain and end up stuck in the various caves and tunnels that run under the mountain.
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>>219264845>>219265266King's short story about Jordy Verill that got adapted for Creepshow is actually pretty freaky. You get a lot more of Jordy's internal thoughts and agony as he gets taken over and turned into a plant monster.
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>>219268893Same kek. I used to drive out to these national parks and forests, park my car and I'd take only a backpack with just a single bottle of water, a few energy bars and my camera. In retrospect, I was woefully under prepared and sometimes I just went in gym clothes or jeans. We don't have anything like wolves or bears or cougars and such, so it's pretty safe. The only awful shit I ever dealt with were leeches which got into my shoes and I thought I just had little stones or sticks stuck in my shoes.
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>>219268897"mystery death zones" are one of my all time top horror concepts. stalker, picnic at hanging rock, even the blair witch project. bermuda triangle was another thing as a kid that confused me, I was just like what do you mean there's a mysterious zone where planes and boats disappear don't they have scientists to figure this out?! and my older sister would just be like idk, it's probably haunted.
>>219268912You should visit Brokeback Mountain btw.
>>219267790This film gave me a weird fascination with girls who are into heavy body modification, which was kind of cool in the 2000s when they were rare and slightly more genuine. Now, it's just a style that fat leftist alphabet soup people wear as their uniform.
>>219267938>Ronald McDonald starring as Trashkek
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Watching a movie rn and it is clear the girl is playing the character meant for a man.
>>219268121lmfao
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>>219269021Yeah I'd do pretty much the same. I'd bring a very basic first aid and change of clothes, but that's not enough. You really need to bring a when wandering off innawoods, and ideally multiple types of weapons like a good knife and some pepper spray. And of course let someone know your route and how long you'll be gone.I ran into a black bear and two cubs just off the trail I was walking. I had just passed the John Oliver cabin and was leaving the mountain, which is probably the most heavily trafficked part of that entire park because it's considered so historic it attracts lots of tourists. So those bears were probably well acclimated to the presence of people. After checking them out I just rushed right past them which in retrospect was incredibly stupid.The human animal is also a real hazard in wilderness and parks. Criminals, addicts, vagrants, and assorted psychos like to lurk out there and scope for easy pickings.
>>219269057>stalker, picnic at hanging rock, even the blair witch projectBased mystery enjoyer.The disappearances can be really fascinating. Sometimes I think about what would happen if a few people set out with GPS locators into these places just to see what happens, especially with somewhere like Black Mountain. There's also another park here (don't recall the name) where you absolutely have to stick to the trails or you will likely disappear, as that is also theorized to have a lot of gaps where you fall into underground tunnels. The amount of caves and tunnels in Australia is quite astonishing and nobody knows what might be in them, even entire early settles have disappeared in one of these odd parks, complete with the horses, the wagons and all the livestock.
>>219257266would
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>>219269057Check out Enter Nowhere (2011)
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>>219269381https://youtu.be/UrrGx_DUvxo?si=IsgCSV5yV3gVKrkG!!!FACT!!!
>>219264546You're wrong.
>>219269338congratulation you did it
>>219269197So?
>CTM just going full schizo spamposting
>>219269263Yeah I've gotten better at it now. Proper outdoor clothes, packing more supplies, telling people where I'm at etc so it's all safer. >After checking them out I just rushed right past them which in retrospect was incredibly stupid.Fuck, that's pretty insane kek. Fast movement is the worst thing to do with bears as I recall.>The human animal is also a real hazard in wilderness and parks. Criminals, addicts, vagrants, and assorted psychos like to lurk out there and scope for easy pickings.For sure, but it can depend. You won't really find addicts and crackheads out in the more remote forests and parks here, it's just too far away for them to be out there. Creeps and psychos are another story though, you sometimes hear about how someone on a trail was creepy and that gets reported to the forest rangers. Some of the national parks are taken really seriously here so you won't find trash and the rangers will also be very active in the evening and night (some national parks also close at night and they'll patrol).
>>219269112You're looking in the wrong places. Gauged ears aren't "body modification". I've slept with a woman with a bifurcated clitoris, and another that dilated her urethra for sex. There's real shit out there.
>>219269273yeah it's kind of crazy how much unexplored areas there are, just because it's either too dangerous or no real reason to do it.like in NZ in 1910 in a dense fiordland area they released a bunch of moose. they haven't been seen since the 50s, but lots of people still believe they're still there, it's just such a vast area of dense bush it's hard to know.
>>219269499>dilated her urethra for sexAs in to fuck her in it? I know that's a thing with some women and it sounds insane.
>>219269412all of that reminded me very much of forum days
>>219269499Sorry, SELF* bifurcated clitoris. Rarely, someone can be born with a split clit, but this bitch cut hers in half slowly, over many months, letting it heal between each cut, until it looked like she had a double-headed clit. She used razors and box blades. Said it made it more sensitive by exposing more nerves, more surface area, etc.>>219269524Yes. You can only get a few inches in before you hit the bladder, and you gotta be careful about tearing shit, though. The other two holes are durable, but the urethra tears easily and takes a long time to heal.
>>219269459FUCK YEAH!!!https://youtu.be/eXlAy8QGoqc?si=SYeEQd0nwujp4cNQ!!!FACT!!!
>>219268701Tasmania (if I remember right) has a colony of a these kind of ugly scrubby trees found nowhere else on earth. It's a few hundred plants over a kilometer or so. They're sterile mutants and they're all genetically identical clones. A branch falls to the ground, it sprouts roots and grows into a new clone. Individually, they live a few hundred years but the original plant grew there sometime between 50,000-150,000 years ago and it's just been cloning itself ever since. It's not dangerous or anything but it's cool as hell that this one shitty plant that couldn't get laid has just been xeroxing itself for eons.
>>219269495It's pretty much the same here when it comes to the safety of national parks, but we've got two long trails which pretty much span the length of the united states from north to south, and they can be sparsely maintained, with the only structures being unstaffed, unsupplied, unmaintained cabins. Those are kind of asking for trouble imo and there have been multiple accounts of people being stalked or murdered on those long trails.And yeah I am lucky I did not get mauled that day. I was kind of in awe at seeing them so I had to gawk for a little bit. It's not like they were extremely close, but they were moving toward the trail. It got to a point where I just thought I'd better gtfo so I got moving.
>>219269590https://youtu.be/ClP8n6asn3w?si=rVhe3W-KZSxGlIXD!!!FACT!!!
>>219269518Definitely cool. I hpe the moose are still there, I had no idea NZ ever tried release moose into the wild. There's a good chance if it's that dense in there.Also reminds me, in some really dense forest here, they found plants from they thought were entirely extinct that are from nearly 200 million years ago. They're also the only ones of its species and only existed in a tiny pocket of the forest, somehow surviving through history.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wollemia
>>219269459>after midnight>long weekendPrime drunk posting hours
>>219269724https://youtu.be/aiEGcTuMgow?si=lS-RdEqIY1VGWc3L!!!FACT!!!
>>219269811https://youtu.be/xyVzIhtRRHY?si=b_OZGCGVKtjHM0V7!!!FACT!!!
>>219269669We also have some cabins and stations and various towers, but they all seem to be pretty well maintained or at least locked up pretty tight. There was one that I used to know of in a local forest that started having some kind of activity going on at it and the rangers ended up just demolishing it.
>>219269499I guess so, the only ones who ever seem to be doing the wild shit are usually old hags on BDSM sites which is not the right vibe at all. And yeah, I know the stretched ears and such are not really extreme, it was just something you didn't often see 20-30 years ago so when you did, it was interesting. Nowadays, unless she wears a bladder length tunnel in her urethra 24/7, she's not really "extreme"
>>219269865https://youtu.be/WRbEPyD3sQA?si=IwA_QqOuZnaaSYwg!!!FACT!!!
>>219269459i'm here for it
>>219269459I had to filter him, it was funny but has gone on too long. I'll keep the stubs just incase he's a normal poster that's in other threads though.
>>219270114> just incase he's a normal poster
>>219269983I also tried to take my review and turn it into a song but some sections didn't get past Suno's censorship when converting it into lyrics....https://youtu.be/j3GG8mb4JvI?si=xkSKcVBjjuKkFIa4https://youtu.be/NzpH6mIwUCo?si=_JJKIx56gJmSOjHlhttps://youtu.be/j9h5dj-dohQ?si=imusqi-TYxnMa3MEhttps://youtu.be/yOEuj471TwU?si=SRgp622X5_6Q0bhshttps://youtu.be/KpEdicQg3-s?si=2K3cfwQTGCMF5yVshttps://youtu.be/v7KwPEhUIbw?si=tRHCg1n0hrKFnyXjhttps://youtu.be/0eiCSc2IoNo?si=4_lUmbnNa8L2rW0dhttps://youtu.be/KsQ7HhebUfE?si=Z7dWFC67r6cMmbXp!!!FACT!!!
The pain
>>219270114What a cuck. Just go use reddit.
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>>219269600see this is so fascinating, just because plant life becomes so mysterious it's closer to what we think of an alien.sea anemone are similar, they can reproduce, but more commonly they split into genetic twins if you feed them enough. and they're also very alien looking and primitive. coral too can form massive long lived colonies.
>>219270244It was also surprising to find that O'Bannon was a fan of Good Times!?!https://youtu.be/sG_fPfxZQmA?si=3mZLZMpqZ8V1wQJM!!!FACT!!!
>>219270244feel like I'm gonna see you on the news as one of those cases where a man drives himself insane with AI
>>219269600Wollemi Pine, it was found in NSW. You can plant them just about anywhere now though but the seeds/saplings cost a small fortune.
>>219269600>>219270497I wonder if in theory they will eventually genetically mutate, as it is now being spread beyond the small area it had occupied all this time and being more widespread increases chances for natural variation.
Captain Kronos was a good rec, another classic Hammer film.His name is a bit on the nose though. I loved the tavern bully villain, honestly that guy was a master tier asshole.
>>219268964>King's short story about Jordy Verill that got adapted for Creepshow is actually pretty freaky. You get a lot more of Jordy's internal thoughts and agony as he gets taken over and turned into a plant monster.It's funny because The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verill is a parody of Lovecraft's The Color Out of Space where as in that story a meteor crashes whose effects spread slowly and bring everything to decay while in King's story it's the opposite with the planets spreading uncontrollably with King himself delivering what is probably the greatest line of dialogue ever uttered in a motion picture if not all of human history.... https://youtu.be/1UBhUSnZKwo?si=TKJPL_GdpdG6xmaF!!!FACT!!!
>>219270457>feel like I'm gonna see you on the news as one of those cases where a man drives himself insane with AISorry but I am A.I., I mean, you don't think a real flesh and blood human being would post such nonsense, do you?!?FACT!!!
>>219269112>when you claim cultural victory, but still make shit up to get mad about
>>219270606They really give of that vintage dino drawings feel.
>>219270684Rolling
>>219270845>They really give of that vintage dino drawings feel.
>>219270954https://youtu.be/L1SKf9YU4QQ?si=iQ15myYH9GtvGo3T!!!FACT!!!
kek
>>219270987Not funny. Who watches that crap?
>>219268054>>219268022Ok I finished it. I enjoyed watching it but I don't get it at all.
>>219271259Redditors and woketards. >>219271304It was enjoyable.
>>219270987really, they were clan, but not that kind of klan
>>219267661Are there any plant horror movies that take themselves seriously? It seems like anything with that concept is really tacky and just a b-movie.
>>219271681https://youtu.be/hwN3gtiFZZ0
>>219271681The Ruins
>>219271681Check out Moso and report back.
>>219271877I've had some trouble tracking that one down. I looked for it when it was mentioned here a few months ago.
>>219271867This film is kino, underrated and a real budgeted film
>>219271985Same here. The plot sounds interesting and I can’t find it anywhere either.
>>219257761Deep rising, i love this movie
>>219271681Day of the Triffids is deadly serious, but it's more like a prototype for zombie apocalypse stories where the killer plants are a secondary threat to the humans turning on each other.
>>219272145nta but haven't seen this one, thanks for the mention
>>219271681B-movie refers to the budget more than anything.Most plant horror is sci-fi, incidentally. Invasion of the Body Snatchers and The Thing From Another World are some of the best examples. Queen of Blood is also underappreciated
>>219271259Filtered
>>219272221Go back
>>219270987>movie is simultaneously anti-segregation and anti-integrationThese people don't even know what they want, other than to be babied from birth til death on another people's dime
>>219257761Pandorum. But >>219272106 is 100x better.
I love you guys. I can't wait til October*smooch*
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>>219272510Trimmed down a bit, that'd make a great toast webm
Wish Upon was hilarious. I loved it.
>>219272821Kino
I saw the black characters in Backrooms and immediately lost interest. I was actually looking forward to this movie.
>>219273097many such cases
>>219273126I saw the poster with the black in it and I thought it was fake. What a gross looking african american with that white background. Repulsive. And the setting of the movie; stuck in the backrooms but an african is there? Makes the movie seem nasty. The african is so out of place.
>>219273202it's existential horror because there's nothing for him to steal in there
>>219273255Lol. That’s funny. But it was just so out of place and immediately made me lose interest. Like the african just looks so gross on the posted. Like the setting and colors and there is an african. It is such a stain.
>>219273202Just wait til you see the backrooms monster
>>219270114Cuck
>>219273315The African character sucked the aura out of the movie.
>>219273317That’s what you see when you facetime your gf’s phone when she told you she was on a work trip
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>>219272285You didn't get it, lil bro
>>219273519>SAAARRR I'm not subhuman like the niggar saar!! I learn to poo in the loo!!
>>219273519I figured she'd get robbed in that shithole
I can bake a lil somethin
>>219272886I need to watch more of these. Hard to find decent torrents though.
>>219273619Go ahead, kid
>>219273719>>219273719>>219273719>>219273719>>219273719>>219273719
>>219272886what movie is this?
>>219274096Requiem for a Vampire
>>219274133thanks
>>219272886https://youtu.be/28EW0PQLdK0?si=LBniBnZ31ho3ykXx!!!FACT!!!
>>219273655>>>/t/1396510
