Friendtank edition>FTL NEWS:-- Alex B is GONE after repeatedly threatening to KILL ppl https://x.com/amorphous714/status/2039945869466980786-- They showed the goo room to Alex B https://x.com/HeartTank64/status/2039930510227730674-- Fat ghetto Diamond left after 10 minutes-- Emma has been eliminated-- 4 fish remain: James Drake, Landon, The Twins and Bashir>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://fishtank.observer/https://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_WikiPrevious: >>219276420
POOP FART
Why did Bashir preemptively block Burt before he even came into the tank?
Alex B really thought those wiggers were about to harvest his organs in the goo room
I am starting to believe Frank isn't doing a bit and he's actually not going to be on the show. Pathetic is that's the case.
>>219278051We need to normalize being repulsed by gay freaks
>>219278061Laura mogs him so he’s not needed
>>219278022No WAY did Emma consent to or feel comfortable during this "scene", and I'm sure she didn't know it was a "scene" either, James Drake terrified, hurt, and humiliated her, and then at the end when he acted like everything was okay she just had to smile and say "yes" because that's life when you're a 100lbs woman, you just have to say "yes" to any man
Why does Laura have such a weird ass?
>>219278059His organs are all shot and hes got cancer. Best case they remove it for him.>>219278061He must have asked for a ton more money after s3
>>219278081Saying gay freaks is redundant since the freaks part is already implied by the gay.
we should all buy one of these and then play with our dragons together. That would be a nice fun /bant/ offseason activity. Its the first of the month so cryo can even afford one too
I think Jet is funny and I'm tired of pretending he isn't
>>219278099If she was acting it was very convincing because I thought the same.
>>219278115He's a sociopath with a minimum wage job, I am sure he'd do it for gas money.
Post more Bingo plz I wanna grow my folder
>>219278044I thought /tfl/ was smarter than to take this bait. This image means literally nothing. Doesn't even clearly show what platform the screenshot was taken on, or how popular the post was. S3 was ranked #1 earlier this season during a narrative poll. so this ranking would have to be some schizo shit to be near the bottom.
>>219278099Emma abs
>>219278061https://x.com/fish_skank/status/2039616346263306634?s=20
>>219278115he said they're mad at him for thinking he's involved with burt suing them
>>219278115His mom has the cancer
>>219278128TRUKE
>>219278128Samesies
>>219278109she lost like 300 pounds in 6 months
>>219278128he can be but he's easy to hate and for good reasons
>>219278151Jet's face is hard to read here.
Which fishtank girl gives best blowjobs and which gives worst
Can anyone link the Bashir interview in Japan?
>>219278143>#fishtankliveI wonder what platform that could possibly be.
>>219278159No bongo said he told them he has a tumor
>>219278128Jet is funny but he’s also an egotistical retard.
>>219278179best jonathan abraham curtisworst tayleigh (toothy), ellie (bored), scott sullivan (head bobber)
>>219278135
>>219278179ask jet
>>219278128Jet and Ben are both funny and I like a lot of the sillier bits like the Minecraft videos at 4AM or the dumb dragon wings and stuff like that, that's my sense of humor. Jet is also great with impressions and Ben is a decent actor overall. My problem with them is they both suck at running a show and they're petty and have very thin skin. At the very least they need to hire more people. If it's people with some kind of production experience then even better.
>>219278179Best is direnc Worst is bingo
>>219278186The jap photographer definitely tried to coherence Bashir into sex
Bingo used to hate having to drink now she drinks as much as Bongo
>>219278179Best: DirencWorst: Josie
the twins are legit going to end up getting raped by someone like apeture and or sharpfart. Jet knows this and that's why he already warned them to stay away from spinoffs.
Which cast member from each season would you be happy to hear is dead?S1: JosieS2: JimmyBitchtank: ShadiS3: BurtS4: DanielS5: JD
;-;
>>219278179I find her disgusting but I'm sure Alexis is great at that. Delaney is a close second. Worst... probably Summer.
The season is confirmation that everything holding the show back came from the wiggers.
>>219278224They seem apathetic to even streaming I think they might just want to do commissions
>>219278205>nd they're petty and have very thin skin.that's the real problem. That alone has fucked them over so many times.
>>219278226Choose love and life, anon. It's not too late.
>>219278227;_;7
>>219278226S1: NinaS2: JimmyBitchtank: ShadiS3: BurtS4: SethS5: Bezo/Beth/Laura
>>219278099jlma
>>219278131Yeah and also she got blackout drunk during the evening, afaik she has never done that before, so that just seems like a coping mechanism after being traumatised
>>219278189It could be twitter, sure, but no other metrics were captured, so some random retards opinion it now worth freaking out over? It wouldn't be a problem if the post was like "check out this retards opinion". The problem is anon said "Fishtank fans are genuinely retarded" then cited the image. However, the image does not align with the general communities opinion as seen by the narrative poll earlier this season.
>>219278124post a videowhat's so cool about it?
>>219278251i was sad when she says she has few to no friends in her audition
>>219278242they responded very positively to the idea of streaming when it was brought up in the confessional, they said they definitely want to do it.
>>219278143it's one of the fag ones that uses hastags
>>219278226none
>>219278281
>>2192782261:Josie2:noneB:all3:binx4:Freddy (best first ever though)5:Drake (worst fish ever)>>219278246>Sucker punching a drunk 80iq autistic janitor = love & life
>>219278124soon bro
>alex is goneguess there wasnt as many airballs as he was claiming, huh? lmao
>>219278281she'd have more friends if she was nice to people
I don't want to hate anymoreI want to be a good person
>>219278299
>>219278310faggot
>they forgot to leave the baskets in the jungle room again
there's something right out in the openno one has noticed yet
>>219278309yeah you're right
To be fair I wouldn't eat fresh fruit from the pee pee poo poo vomit room
>Computer room: abandoned>Arena: Not used because no beef bell>Goo room: Who caresgg jet
>>219278300>Sucker punching a drunk 80iq autistic janitor = love & lifeI am not Ben, anon.
>>219278022Just now watching the video of Alex getting kicked, god damn junkies are the fucking worst. Doesn't listen and just keeps talking, makes one want to put one right between his eyes right then and there. This niggers are crazy if they actually bring him back on again.
>>219278322fuck off faggot this shit stinks
>>219278226SimmonsTayleigh or JimmyClaireBurtEither Rachel, Seth or AryehBashir, JD or Landon
>>219278342>Computer room: abandonedCan't believe they fumble that so bad
>>219278302Nah, it wasn't airballs that got him, it was the daggers he threw at Jet and Ben that got him kicked. Feel bad for him. Probably doesn't even realize what he did wrong.
>>219278346he never went live sperging out so there's a good chance he's in the basement tranquilized.
>Vicky replied to my message again
>>219278226not happy but def not sad>jon>jimmy>no one>rachel>bezo
I can't wait to rip the pish outta jet and the wiggers in their bang bus or whatever the fuck that turns out to be.
>>219278179Best: Trish (if she really likes you)Worst: BinxA lot of circumstance at play here though.
>>219278342looking back, that day when all the dudes were in the computer room playing video games was only comfy moment this whole season
Alex is gone? wtf? what happened?
>>219278223the whole time Ellie and Direnc were onscreen together i could not FOR THE LIFE OF ME stop singing it like Benny and the Jets>E-e-e-Ellie and D-irenc
>>219278369POST IT FAGGOT
Anyways
>>219278378that was love bombing and coddling from some kind of abuse that happened the day before
>>219278388He left on his own accord. We don't want him back
why did they just laugh in season 1 when fatty did joker voice and said he was going to rape and murder letty in her sleep but now alex makes some jokes about shivving james drake and its too far
>bonga thinks nazis are in Antarctica
>>219278304>i didn't even bother watching the finale. but overall yeah it was the peak of the franchise. s2, s1, and bloodgames are the only things to argue about. everything else has been pathetic bottom of the barrel retard reddit faggotry.you niggas love inserting the word "Reddit" into sentences for no reason
>>219278408Kicktank hits different bro
How are people's standards not so low by this point? Were not expecting it to be a shitshow. Every season is. The fact that the season hasn't abruptly ended automatically makes it pretty good.
>>219278408it was an excuse to get alex off the show, he just yelled at the cameras for 48 hours straight it got old
>he doesn't know about SonOfAntAnon >>219278411
>>219278408same reason shit and piss was okay in season 1 but now throwing water is going too far
>>219278411Are they really awake right now? I was sleeping
the final four celebration every season always warms my heart. it made me tear up a little for some reason. I'm such a soft little bitch.
>>219278427Bongo is in the confessional
is there anyway to watch without a season pass
>>219278423I know all about the striders and the office building laboratory >>219278427she's in confessional right now
>>219278099Dudes rock
>>219278408yeah man it's bullshit how people grow over time, they should remain as static characters and they should be born with a fully formed worldview that tells them exactly what to do in every situation
>>219278412S3fags are "reddit" personified wow sooo deeep lel hecking jerking negro and loud shouty man
>>219278281i'd be vicky's friend simulator
>>219278438whatever happened to John Titor?
>>219278435as far as likability goes this is the best final four ever
Bongo is a bigger midwit than Bashir(pbuh)but i like her
bongo says bingo says that jet's spacecraft may be in antarctica
>>219278438>>219278437Why is she awake so early? Is this normal? I only am awake right now because heavy drinking and long weekend
>>219278244>>219278205>>219278195>>219278175>>219278169>>219278164>>219278128fuck off mints and wiggers
>>219278435we need to get them to go to the confessional and throw up the 4 so they can get added to the collage
>>219278451Non offensive is the word you are looking for and thats why it sucks.
>>219278467oh shit whaddup Production
>>219278437there used to be but as of now you gotta pay the ten bucks >which wouldn't be that bad but it's day 20 so it would feel like a waste
>>219278445who the fuck said that was "deep," and reddit hates alex b, you're just making shit up to get mad at
>>219278464apparently she's responsible for getting Alex out but wouldn't elaborate
>>219278362>it was the daggers he threw at Jet and Ben that got him kickedwait source?
the interior of the sprinter is made to look like a spaceship btw
>>219278128fuck the wiggers when it comes to running this season, but their late night bits make me laugh. i just wish that translated to the rest of the show. it's also almost always terrible when they insert themselves into organic content happening with the fish.
>>219278456Thats literally not true, she has proven many times this season that she has self awareness, which is essential for not being a midwit. Bashir lacks all self awareness, otherwise he wouldnt be the way he is.
>>219278484Its on camera. She asked if he really would stab someone and he whispered into her ear yes and within like a minute Jet and Ben were up there yelling at him to get his shit
>>219278405really strange how he said he was gloating about how he was going home right before they taped up his mouth
>>219278495>it's 6am and you see this outside your window
>>219278475They are incapable of keeping a good villain. They burned Jon, Jimmy, Alex/Simbal and now JD.
>>219278412You COMPLETELY miss the point of Fishtank. Fishtank is not iFunny "oh hay guise i found a cute link ha ha". Fishtank is not Tim and Eric's pseudo-intellectual "comedy". Fishtank is not Survivor, Big Brother or Fear Factor. Fishtank is a place for people to be monsters - the horrible, senseless, uncaring monsters that they really are. Freeloader throws poop and we laugh. Contestant took his sickness out on a cat and we laugh. People mutilate themselves for no apparent reason and we laugh. Suicide, homicide, genocide - we laugh. Racism, sexism, discrimination, xenophobia and baseless hate - we laugh. We are mindless "me-too"ism; we are irrational preference; we are pointless flamewars; we are the true face of the internet.
>>219278442Enter shadi
so all you need is some clout to have women eat your ass when you look and smell like pic related?
Where’s Bongo and Binx?
>>219278483>deepBro they weren't fans bro it was Lynchian bro Burt was satire bro S3 was peak frfr
>>219278505
>>219278508We do not forgive.We do not forget.
>>219278501ah so thats why jet said he scared the hoes
>>219278508if you can't make a point in a few sentences dont bother faggot
>>219278524We are knee gars.Expect us.
umm, Bongo stole?
>>219278514yes, that's another good example of something no one ever says
>>219278542She’s always stealing.
I'm so fucking mad. Why aren't they triggering and owning this stupid normie?
why do retards have big asses
>>219278542They steal from the market all the time.
>>219278511Lilfittedcap
>>219278395qt
>>219278488He kept threatening to kill fish and viewers at the TTS. Jet and Ben told him to stop. He didn't, so they kicked him out. My point was he didn't walk because of TTS, he was kicked because of the "daggers" (aka retarded comments) he responded with. He probably would have stayed till the end raging at TTS if he was allowed, but ultimately it was Jet and Ben that kicked him because kept saying "kill" too many times.
>>219278546Bro they had the goat cast of.......Burt and Alex b..................and ....................and..............
>>219278378Team retard hanging out in the market with Binx was fun but I'm totally soured on them after watching them celebrate hassling Diamond out of the house.
Miss Alex B. He improved the vibes in the entire house
I hate to give the wiggers credit, but they probably did save Landon by keeping him from launching the nuke. As soon as they told Alex he was kicked last night his bitch ass started crying lawsuit.
Bongo needs to go back to bed soon or she’ll have to take 8 naps today.
>>219278566Smaack
>>219278561Smokedope2016666
Goo room. What happened there?
idubbbz the cuckolded
Alex really is too easy to gas up with TTS
post the Blane clip.
>>219278408Fatty couldn't credibly rape anyone, he hasn't seen his own dick in years. Alex B could absolutely tweak so hard he shanks someone.
For me, it's mustard
>>219278575They tried to harvest Alex B's organs.
THOSE WERE REAL PRADA GLASSES THEY HAVE THE SERIAL NUMBER ON THEM AND EVERYTHING AND THAT'S A SPECIAL LIMITED EDITION JUUL I WANT IT BACK I'LL SUE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, NEPTUNE
Goonai
Alex was kicked over some slapstick comedy
>>219278587What level and how much int does she have
>>219278598STFU you beat nigger we don't want you here go to bant
Did any of you forget the fact that he was threatening to kill people?And he was holding a razor blade that they had to come up and take awayI get that part of what he was freaking out with was probably he was told to overacted a certain way, but he certainly drugged app on Adderall, xr, if not methamphetamine, straight up, which he should not be on mixing that with alcohol and marijuana and nicotine with his f****** Brain damage. He knows that , but whatever I hope he learns that fishtank is not his friends and they just want to exploit him
>>219278513bongo just went back to sleep in glassroom and bingo is sleeping on bar couch
Shadi, how wasted are you right now?
>>219278186Here you go fren!https://x.com/Smegman0/status/2039464274977079666
i fell asleep before the goo room, did anything happen?
>>219278542When the Bongo does it, that means that it is not a crime
>>219278613binx not bingo sorry i'm gay
We’re listening to the comedown
Shadi would You let me make love to your face with my c*** Are you that wasted cause that would be awesome
JJ is such a scumbag not buying this guy breakfast
>>219278611It’s just Alex B being Alex B
>>219278620They kicked alex b out because he kept threatening to kill everyone production told him to stop, but he would not shut the f*** up about it.
>>219278611good now they can’t broadcast their terrible director cam show on kick
>>219278610Im off a rhino pill>>219278616If I was wasted I wouldnt be solving captcha and posting >>219278630No
>>219278128The replies to this are pure reddit. I can't believe anyone would find jet funny. He's a fucking rapist insecure asshole.
>>219278508kf niggers will unironically think this and then have an aneurysm over loli.
>>219278646they were going to rape him in the goo room
>>219278646Shoovy always falling upwards
>>219278620they tried to harvest alex's organshe either shit his pants or started bleeding from his anushe started threatening to kill people in their sleepwiggers told him to stopwiggers duct tape his mouth shuthe still kept making death threatsalex b got kicked off the show and threw a tantrum while they drug him down the stairs
Twins are easily hassled, send more TTS calling them gay and have Frank make Bongo his minion. Bongo wants to fuck with people’s stuff and do Frank things but Bingo keeps stopping her.
>>219278652Okay, no problem.Can you please tell me what it's like to be on the rhino pill?Isn't that like an aphrodisiac or something? Does it act like a stimulant?Does it give one focus
>>219278625Not forgiven
>>219278611he must have been taking some sort of drugs. Yesterday morning soon after he woke up he was slurring his speech and was somewhat unintelligible for a bit.
Cucumberfeet just postedWe not watching
big shadia is talking to herself again
>>219278676Alex has barely slept at all in the tank because he won't stop talking to TTS and himself
>>219278484>>219278501My recollection of last night was James Drake asking Binx, Bongo and others in the dorm if Alex would actually hurt people, and Binx said probably not. Then it just dramatically cut to Jet and Ben running upstairs to eject Alex. I assume its because he threatened TTS with killing after they told him many times to stop.This is why I will never pay these wiggers. We want the ability to rewind and here Bongo's taake. Whats the point of having multicamera access if you are always guaranteed to miss something.
>>219278665Yeah , he kind of reminds me of alex b a little bit , but not quite as retarded , or at least not as drug brain damageI really don't get shovy.He should have been killed by now or died from natural selection.But somehow he keeps sending up on top , and now he's doing the claavacular streams at night
>>219278676Hes on cancer drugs
DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID? DO YOU THINK I CAME BACK ON HERE WITHOUT HAVING CONTINGENCY PLANS THIS TIME?Was the razor blades his contingency plan? lmao
Alex sucks so much. Two days flushed down the toilet. None of it lead to anything, none of it means anything. None of it was fun or interesting. Not even one clip out of that whole thing except maybe him getting pushed (fake drama with Drake acting mad).What the fuck were they thinking?>DUDE THAT MENTALLY ILL MAN IS SPEAKING GIBBERISH LMAO OH MY GOD HE IS SAYING THE SAME THING AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN FOR 48 HOURS HAHAHA
>>219278679BasedI still can’t believe that when I saw him out of costume his hair was still slick with grease and I realised it wasn’t part of his outfit and he’s genuinely just that oiled up
Day 19 | Fishtank Live Season 5 Recaphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr6kWgcP7So
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>>219278676That's definitely part of it , but he also literally lost his voice for a few hours last night after screaming at the camera for hours on end.
>>219278687He’s funny to watch because he’s retarded. We love shoovy here since the hunger games
>>219278668the twins must be protected
i've said it before but they need to make their own youtube playlist and put it behind a membership paywall.
>>219278702I don’t mind him but it’s funny how serious he takes some of jet and bens bits like come on buddy it’s a joke you don’t need to put the official stamp of lore on it
>>219278698>>DUDE THAT MENTALLY ILL MAN IS SPEAKING GIBBERISH LMAO OH MY GOD HE IS SAYING THE SAME THING AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN FOR 48 HOURS HAHAHAactually sounds kind of funny when you put it that way
>>219278685It happened at the same time. The convo with Drake/Binx and Alex/Twins were happening in separate rooms. When Alex said he really would stab someone that's when the wiggers rushed upstairs pissed.
>>219278698I would Say there is at least 5 different clips that he created.That will go viral , including him falling down the stairs, the binx reveal, him getting pushed halfway across the room and the maejok paranoiahttps://youtu.be/inoQPrU85-g?si=9v9wY-C_5Wvb22Qk
>>219278670It stimulates blood flow i havent taken one but im sure the most stimulating effect besides having a boner is heart palpitations. Im just referring to a song https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=3uPiCsspoTs&si=X1tD8_g4Jjmvn4Rx
>>219278736So that song is about someone taking boner pills
>>219278731MDE sense of humor summed up>it's not funny but other people don't find it funny and I am the epic troll contrarian, therefore it's funny to meYou'll fit right in with Sam's nuMDE wigger crew
>>219278706No I know, I mean he was literally talking gibberish though. He seemed more normal when he actually woke up.
>>219278736you stimulate my blood flow shadi <3
>>219278708>the twins must be protectedkys
>>219278707>We love shoovy here since the hunger gamesYup 100I watched hunger games a lot because of letty and john and I was introduced to all these new characters.It was really funny.I remember so many times or at least once ice poseidon would run into spoovy in the middle of the night at dark, usually he would have his phone off for whatever reason.And he just looked so retarded and stupid , but he has this spirit about him , and he can be very focusedHe's like a young Alex b before all the drugs I heard he tried to do a boat trip around the world or something.Just so amazing that he still alive.Humans can be pretty adaptable and lucky sometimes
>>219278708Why?
What happens if a woman takes viagra
>>219278744Off the Rhino, bitch, I'm feeling demonicIf I ever make a promise, you best knowI'mlyingIf I eversay I'm honest, it's only whenyou're cryingFuck your feelings, bitch, I'm lifted, feeling stupid modestAnd I popped a Rhino, now I'm feeling like a crazy manEnd your family tree, I'm finna fuck your lifespanI keep an RPG, yeah, baby, like the AfghanCaptain Save-a-Hoe, your bitch call me BatmanOff the Rhino, bitch, I'm feeling demonicIf I ever make a promise, you best know I'm lyingIf I ever say I'm honest, it's only when you're cryingFuck your feelings, bitch, I'm lifted, feeling stupid modest(We love Smokedope)>>219278752Very cute
>>219278679/ftl/ did a complete 180 on cucumberfeet this seasonon 3/15, he was our official recapper.
>>219278226mr naked
>>219278746>You'll fit right in with Sam's nuMDE wigger crewpls no, being raped and being their little retard gimp like vance is something I wouldn't even wish on my worst enemy.
>>219278756bongo just gave her blanket to binx and then went back to sleep with her twin sisteryou're just seething because no one has ever been nice to you
why is she so mean to bingo :(
>>219278769I took a honey pack made rhe blood flow down there and made me anxious cause the heart palpitations honey packs are for men
>>219278736Thank you very much for answering my question.I wish you a good tidings.Did you see diamond earlier? She reminded me a little bit of you, but she was really crazy.Like she instantly started antagonizing people , and then they threw sprite at her , and she freaked out and left , it was really entertaining.https://youtu.be/3UPNPGlE9mI?si=pos1BMSyuXUyg8Vy
>>219278772You are like the threads Alex b
So is Emma on production now or has she left the building
>>219278772Those lyrics are retarded
>>219278779this is fishtank fuck off stupid simp faggot
>>219278786I dont watch the show I saw a little of the threads but not much Ill click that link I suppose
I truly believe that whilst Alex B is a genuine retard, he’s far more socially aware than people give him credit for. He hams up every single thing he says and does to complete extremes to bait reactions at all times but his biggest problem is being retarded enough to not let shit go and detect when it’s no longer entertaining. Combine that with him obviously on a downward spiral since S3 and you’ve got a whole mess of a man.
>>219278226S1: Asian crossdresserS2: JimmyS3: BurtS4: I didn't watch it S5: Bashir
>>219278746nah mde sense of humor is >nigger! kike! faggot! let's torture people!>hmmm do NOT say 666 dude... not cool... christ is king...
i dont blame them for kicking him off I'd just like to know why they thought him coming back period would be a good idea. Him being an attention hog who makes everything revolve around him while he spazzes out 24/7 is the most predictable outcome ever. He was literally the worst possible option if they wanted someone who wouldn't take over the entire show and steal the shine from the new fish.
You all need to use proper punctuation or else your posts will be incoherent.
>>219278679Why not? Because He covers for the wiggers? I'm not against a little a** kissing.I haven't seen him go to out of the way to cover for them.As long as he delivers pretty good recaps , he's still gonna beat out AB in terms of fairness and quality, or at the very least, capturing the most intense events.I haven't seen him show any particular bias against cast members or fish or freeloaders.Unlike a b
>>219278488He was making very clear and unambiguous threats and just wouldn't stop when told>i brought a razor to kill people if they fuck with me i will kill them with the razor i brought to kill people with :)>stop saying that>ok i will "do something" with the razor i brought to "do something" with by killing them with it :)He's like 99% hot air thanks to his completely deep fried junkie brain but even that 1% makes him too much of a liability
>>219278786I thought i was a a song the fishtank format well streaming format in general is extremely boring to me
>>219278792Because she's retarded. 'Smokedope' surprised the fat faggot doesn't just post pictures of weed, dude weedlmao.
>>219278226S4: freddit
>>219278780Bingo touches her inappropriately off camera.
>>219278797It's ok big guy.
>>219278791
>>219278790fishtank will never have this much soul again
>have a very obviously rigged challenge against emma>bring the freeloader that was supposed to mess with her AFTER she's gonebravo jet. the walking challenge could've happened today after emma got hassled
>>219278797yeah and when you see love, life, and happiness in a place that doesn't foster it it's even more special
Alex was just messing around and venting after having the entire house against him. Stop exaggarating
big shadia talking about fishtank season 5 instead of attention whoring
>>219278824Smokedope2016 isn't fat and if you're referring to me I might be a fag but I dont like weed. Im a poser when it comes to that aesthetic
>>219278791She is ON production alright...
>>219278800I Just found it really, really funny because she came in.Acting all bad ass, and I could tell that that was going to backfire so badly. I myself went into the tank with a chip on my shoulder and that did not end very well. Almost every freeloader that comes in and tries to wreck s***At least this season has completely backfired.It worked for frank hassel , but it doesn't seem to be working very well for actual fans of the show who are now seasoned veterans in the tank
>>219278841Impossible task
>>219278732I see. That makes snes. I still wisht they had aa vod system on their shit. I want to see both perspectives. I want to see alternate angles of moments to enjoy different peoples reactions etc.
Emma was abused by that woman beater James Drake
>>219278698did more then Emma
>>219278839"people" like you are the reason we're having friendtank instead of a proper fishtank seasongo seek love and life where appropriate
>>219278702this absolute faggot stretches out his videos to 1 hour even when nothing is happeningi'll need a recap of a recap at this point
>>219278811Because he’s as bad as AB in not getting content and subtext and he puts his opinions on too much
https://www.instagram.com/emgetsbitches/
>>219278846Do you use voice to text speech? I wont shame you if you do.
>>219278822I found fish tank a lot more entertaining.When I was drinking alcohol constantly, it's only moderately entertaining now, but I have to admit this season.I've still laughed really , really hard at timesWhat kind of t v shows or movies or entertainment do you enjoy now
>>219278862we're having friendtank because the wiggers are retards, i'm just enjoying it while you're seething
>>219278854James vs Bashir women beating challenge finale
now that Alex is gone Jet is gonna call frank right?
>>219278791Uh, I don't see any posts from her on account walled instagram and I fear the worst.
>>219278861Tranny pedophile copeBezo and Charity did more than Alex
>>219278774He sold out and it has become very clear over this season that he actually misses a tonne of context and gets a lot of shit wrong. Personally I’m also not a fan of his mask slipping and his full incel status creeping out. He also tried to do a pinned-comment ratio this season and got fucking rightfully called out which was funny. Really though he exposed himself and will never be forgiven for brushing off the Jet Nepstein grooming shit with:>Honestly, I think this is just people mad about what happened with Season 4
>>219278840I don't know if we were watching the same t. V show, but he was basically exploding and saying the same stuff Uber and Uber again, like a really cracked out drug addict or someone who hasn't slept in a long time and he kept threatening to kill everybody and yeah, he just seems really desperate and insecure. It was sad but also highly entertaining. But yeah , I wouldn't trust that guy around my children , or around anything that required any sort of responsibility at all
>>219278846it only works for frank because he has production's protection. remember s3. I believe Jet doesn't like him but I also believe Frank wasn't invited to 4 and 5 because Jet and Ben realized Frank only works against retarded zoomers half his size that never retaliate. We have 4 fish remaining, Frank would never mess with Boingo and Jet and Ben must realize Bash and Drake would overpower him if he messed with them or Landon
>>219278876>le twins must be protected!it's fully on you you mental midget
>>219278810Yes.
>>219278853>That makes super nintendo.
>>219278881The entire reason Alex was brought on to give a fuck you to all the mondotranny Frank fans. It's an intentionally bad returning face to show everyone that returning faces are bad.
>>219278846who are you I want to speak to a celebrity
>>219278910but Alex was good?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775214869930316.mp4
>>219278872Absolutely.Not all the time but a lot lately , and I will edit some of the wrong words , but I can't be bothered to let the whole thing properly. I've got a cat on my lap and i'm lazy. Though I do need to get up and play death stranding 2 for about an hour before I go to bed at..5am lolI'm perfectly capable of typing fast on my phone with both hands , but it's not very convenient when i'm laying down and lately , my touch interface has been off and it's just easier to talk into the phone sometimes
>>219278894>Uber and Uber againKill all phonefags
>>219278925Thats okay can you tell me your age
>>219278910>wiggers 5d chess movelol sure
>>219278761ntabut because they're precious, of course. if the urge to protect the twins isn't reflexive for you, you are without a soul.
>>219278889yeah
>>219278918It was good for us , but it wasn't good for alex.This is the Meta that if you want to be famous.So bad that you're willing to sell your soul, it's probably not worth it kind of thing.And he's a perfect example , he needs to work on himself and stop living in denial
i gagged when they zoomed in on binx's feet
>>219278662who gives a shit what they think
@Jet @Mints if you really want to make this the fuck the fans season you need to call picrel. Now THAT would be funny
>>219278894I never had a Uber Javer.
>>219278943>being a spiteful petty faggot is 5D chesskill yourself
>>219278895I thought season 4 ended before Frank is usually invited.
>>219278508>Tim and Eric's pseudo-intellectual "comedy"wat
>>219278950Maybe they shouldn’t be on the Heckhouse show then.
>>219278941Its cryo shadi lol hai Like I said , I should probably get up and play my video games soonOh in nine months I will turn forty one years old
do you think sweet lil greaseball emma is currently stuck in the same hotel as a tweaked out alex bernard?
Vicky
just copped this
>>219278974go to bedyou're being retarded
>>219278925What brand of ESL causes you to put spaces before commas and question marks?
>>219278993She’s at Bams B&B
>>219278991
>>219278997Why?
Dont fucking say the K word you raped nigger faggot kike
>>219278991#1 fishtank fan#1 big shadia supporter
>>219278993aren't they just gonna wait a day and bring her back as a freeloader / member of crew?they need to give her a job so she can dump her jew bf
666 Hail Satan
ellie fucked jet and there was nothing that could be done about it
>>219279021k
Hey Shadi have you seen any good movies lately?
Having listened to Bam it’s obvious that he was lying about TJ and doing a bit
Why is the kick stream offline?
>>219278997You didn't even get the good one
>>219279037Alex B killed everyone on stream
>>219279035jet was asleep while tj was there
Did they really get taken off of kick because Alex said the K word? I thought they were just being assholes again taking the stream down.
>>219279029In a way this should really be quite inspirational for a large percentage of men. If that haggard little softbod can do it then really anyone can.
>>219279033I liked "death becomes her" but its corny
>>219279029>fuckedThey’re in a relationship
>>219279033I'z watched Tyler's Perry's Boo a Madea Halloween 2 and it was alright I guess.
In Alex’s short YouTube live he just gave before walking into an uber, he said that he had recorders in his bag and has 51 hours of basement footage
>>219279049Good movie. You should check out The Witches of Eastwick if you liked that vibe.
anyone got the variant of this pic with a rat instead of cryo
>>219279046who knows. When they were dragging Alex B downstairs that's when the stream started glitching really bad and eventually it went down on both their website and kick
>>219279035TJ was at the house and took selfies with production. Bam is too stupid to lie and his lies are insanely retarded, when he lies he smirks and can't stop laughing and overselling it.It was true. TJ was there because he fucks Binx and was too pussy to come in.
>>219279057>it's 51 hours of a camera pressed up against dry wall
shadi have you ever taken an IQ test?
>>219279029what was going on with his toenails?He looked worse than some homeless people.
>>219279057He's got contingencies
>>219279055Tyler Perry is a curse to black cinema and a gay Atlantic rapist good job larping what you think I'd enjoy you nigger
>>219279066nobody knows anything, you'll have to wait until tj streams in 2 months or something
>>219279045>Jet is the only one who can come up with bits
>>219279040the white looks nicer imo
>>219279057Simply untrue as usual. He needs some of the most intense medical intervention possible. You couldn’t even section him because he’d just destroy everything. Man needs a lobotomy and a padded room, unfortunately. He’s simply too far gone.
>>219279066>when he lies he smirks and can't stop laughing and overselling itThis is what good liars do to make you think they're bad liars.
Why do we allow Shadi to post after the "big enchilada"
>>219279061Okie>>219279069Yeah
>>219279066Ok where are the pics
>>219279074How is recording the basement even a contingency? For what?
>>219279028
I don’t like AB and Cucumberfeet because they are too dumb to understand production gaslighting and false trvkes and recap them as if they are very real, cementing them into fishtank history for all the nufags and half ass clip watchers
>>2192790577 CONTINGENCY PLANS We are in for a treat maybe.
>>219279094goatse.info
>>219279046>I thought they were just being assholes again taking the stream down.in what universe does that make sense, they want us to watch them
>>219279092You guys made that the the fucking egregore cause you all are retarded. I was simply the messenger cause everyone else is a pussy cause they don't want the dog pile or to lose muh good graces with prod
very organic bot thread Jet
>>219279098Trust the plan
>>219279057I hope Midge is ok.
TJ was never invited because he’s nontent but Hag Hag “Everything should be about me” Binx obviously dragged him along and pretended they’d just bumped into each other at the airport.
51 hours basement audio leaked unless you pay the monkey king. 160 IQ
Binx is a pedo. TJ is mentally a child and she’s grooming him.
TJ BEING THERE WAS FAKEit was made up by Richie99 a long term jimmycord member and TJseether! Jimmy got Laura and Richie on the show False nuke false nuke
>>219278170She ever go into how she lost all that weight apart from the gastric bypass
>>219279128Why would you need a belt for your sleeve
>>219279124jet said he sent him messages 2 days ago, i don't know if they were invites or just "what's up" or something
TJ contemplated knocking on the door for 3 hours but just went home. After spending half a day traveling
>>219279029Women will make decisions like this and then wonder why the entire planet and every major religion has imposed strict social restrictions on their sovereignty since the dawn of time in every place humans have ever lived
>>219279142This
i hope tj is there so i can close out the tab and never think about fishtank ever again
>>219277269Is there a clip of this confessional?
>>219279129I want him to leak it, it's just going to be 50 hours of mints crying about Bashir.
>>219279150>Sleeve garters are adjustable bands, typically elastic or metal, worn just above the elbow to secure, shorten, or style long shirt sleeves
>>219279124Yes, that's why he didn't go on the show. He didn't want to impose if he wasn't really wanted. He's not an attention whore.
>>219279150First off for fashion, second he's emo gotta hide the arms, third he's a ninja always moving around. What if his sleeve slipped it was already humiliating having his groomers tattoo on him. Leave him alone
>aryeh likes the twins and LandonOur response?
KILL
>>219279167A belt tho on the end of the sleeve
Whether you are pro or anti TJ its a TJ W because he has nothing to do with fishtank has zero social media presence and is still the topic of conversation. Also reminder a Fish was just eliminated
We need to be talking about diamond
>>219279160>>219278495
>>219279181seems about right
>>219279181He wants to rape the twins and he likes Landon because Landon also can’t tie his shoes.
>>219279160some of it's on twitter
>>219279109They have consistently reduced ways to view the show for 2 seasons now.
>>219279186He's emo i mean look it was from like 2004 its like tripp NYC I guess
>there won't be much sleep for the rest of the show>you don't get to 50k well-restedYou also don't get to be very entertaining when physically drained.Do the wiggers not know that sleep deprivation is a human rights violation and is legally recognized as torture? Their lawyer probably included a clause about it in the contract though, so they'll probably be in the clear.
>>219279029Remember jets night time shoe inspection of Ellie in S4? That was weird at the time and even weirder now that we know he had sexual thoughts about her
i hope tj gets killed in a random act of violence
>>219279191Jesus Christ
>>219279181They are the self inserts and chunguses We want james vs bashir here
>>219279158mindbroken
>219279187the same 5 niggers spamming their self insert does not make him the topic of conversation
>>219279190We actually don't.
TJ mindrapes /ftl/ every time
>>219279191Bingo is satanic
>>219279198Tetsuya Nomura ass design
>>219279181I'm disgusted everytime I think of Aryeh and his gross jew face. A reaction of pure revulsion, on par to thinking of burt.
>>219279199Jet and Ben live in a basement with no natural light so they go to sleep at 7am and wake up at 2pm. Those ghouls don't understand what it means to be a normal person who sleeps when the sun goes down and get up when it's light.>Why come the fish are low energy when we feed them goyslop and only let them sleep for 6 hours
Im a chungus
>>219279184people will think this is AI
>>219279242it is the whole show is ai
>>219279187I’m not sure having the dysgenic freaks here talk about you is considered a win, but I get what you’re saying. Sadly he loses all the same because railing Binx once would be a decent get, but willingly spending time around her with her fake stims and Rosie O’Donnell voice out of choice is frankly subhuman
>>219279240Jet went to bed pretty early today probably like 4am
>>219279232Its good design it was tasteful
>>219279241Wholesome or Demonic Chungus?
>>219279240they can buy whatever food they want at the market
>>219279257Wholesome
>>219279240me neither
they should send alex to a hospital
Anyways Im gonna do something else
We need to add that Bongo said Alex B revealed to her that he has cancer and a tumor to the news in bakes
>>219279199Wow! That sounds serious! Will you please alert the proper authorities, just to be safe?
>>219279246fuck
>>219279272No come back
nobody can watch alex and think he is well it's worrisome especially when you know he was normal at one point
suddenly depressed realizing i will never have a supportive gf like carolina
>>219279272in flintstones time you farting would be a jacuzzi
>>219279105AB is a malicious troon who straight up lies. Terrible videos that are made with a narrative in mind and just so stupid full of pretentious wannabe intellectual nonsense. Like you check out the first video for season 5>1970...that's the year the Volkswagen released the hurr durr durr and that's the year the initiate group started their CIA experiments... this is the 50th year of fishtank. 27. 2000. The numbers and the colors. What do they mean? This season is themed after the early 2000s. Vicky is dressed like she smokes at her dad's house because her mom wants to be a lawyer and she looks like her dog is named Billy. She could be part of the intitiate group, the CIA experiments from 1960 with Jason GoldstrikerI will never understand how people can listen to this absolute dogshit schizobabble AI voice shit from a troon.Cucumberfeet just comes across as a guy who doesn't have much time to watch and he does the best he can grabbing clips and a little context. It's botched and missing context, he is just guessing what is happening.
PUT THE GLOVES ON MY MAN
>>219279287I want to think more about Sasuke and music >>219279298Okay
>>219279273This
>>219279302AB sucks and she's done a lot of damage to Fishtank. I do prefer Cucumber but I wish he didn't kiss production's ass that much. I understand not saying "Jet is a sex pest" but at least don't pretend you have no idea what's happening.
>>219279307Sasuke got raped by Orichmaru
Killing myself if I don’t get a racoon gf this year. I’m turning 32 this year and all I want in life is a pudgy wife who doesn’t shave.
>>219279317I see myself in him as wellDouble entendre btw
>>219279302That’s fair
>>219279181Wn2b keeping this creepy Jew fuck away from the twins at all cost
>>219279273>news in bakesOnly geeks care about the news bro dont be a DD_Genes
>bam called the lab the goo roomwhat did he mean by this?
>>219279334he's just quirky like that
>>219279181Aryeh is by far the most pathetic fishtank hanger-on. Yes, he beats out Jimmy and Tayleigh. Prove me wrong.
BRING ME THE PROPER RECAPS
Happy Good Friday everyone
The Goo room - another epic Jet failure
>>219279302lolI think the volkswagen thing was some other random youtube video but I saw it
>>219279342This shit always makes me lol
>>219279339>Prove me wrong.I can't.
In a couple eyesIll foresee all rape mark my words
>>219279334They’re making goo as a job
>>219279274I don't want the show canceled, just the wiggers to realize that actual torture isn't good for the show and it happens to be an actual human rights violation.
>>219279324maejok will find him at 2:30 PM while pacing around pissed off about the plumbing
>>219279362shut the fuck up
i thought a goo room would just be a waterproof room with a pool of goo, that would've been cool
Yall remember Rockystream and the Brick guy that restreamed
Goo room = Advancing the cultureLaboratory = Boring and played out
>>219279339You are right because even if i hate chudgang, somebody out there likes them but with Aryeh nobody cares he is cancer in human form
>a room… WITH STAINLESS STEEL TABLES
>>219279352I listened to the entire video while working and it's just a blur. No clue what the AI voice troon was saying but I heard the retard talking about how fishtank was as old as some car made in the 70s or some similar nonsense.Completely insane that someone listened to that video and gave the greenlight to post it on the official fishtank channel.This AB troon is obsessed with the failed bits of season 2 with the cult and that one time they told Burt that this was some experiment.
>>219279379i whisper this while going to sleep and cry
>>219279372Okay retard, enjoy your boring show with deflated contestants while bitching about "nontent".
Revealing rooms was a good idea but they have been the biggest letdowns probably because they are tied to the job thing
>>219279339He knows he causes people disdain and he revels in it.
>>219279359you're about to green out
>>219279374I imagined one of those old timey padded cells but the padding was goo
>>219279350That nigga really thought the fish would still care about jobs and rp shit this deep into the show
I miss Alex B
>>219279394Well I won't
>tell them the last room is the Goo room>they open the door>it was actually a Guru named M in the room
the SOUREST soda in le world
>>219279427All down here since this moment
I still think Bam just needs to tell the wiggers to rig it for Bashir. It would be the funniest ending.
TRVKE
James Drake falling asleep in the sprinter van and his head falling onto Bashir's shoulder
Cuddling with Vicky. Kissing Vicky. Becoming one with Vicky.
>>219279436Bashir is a decent side character, but James Drake or Landon deserve the money based on their performance in the show.Due to precedent, it's most likely Landon will win, he's also the remaining fish that wiggers have spent the most time and attention on.
>>219279339i present the jimmy evidence
>>219279438what prediction did he make?
>>219279438
bring back fishbucksbring back the beef bell and dog housebring back the forced date fishtoybring back the tied together fishtoybring back cigar delivery fishtoybring back loot crate fishtoylet them destroy the houselet them throw pee pee poo poo on eachother
>>219279464ear out
bongo's adorable semi-literacy
Well, only 2 more hours until I can watch nothing happen on my show for 12 hours and melt my computer into goo until 10 PM when I can't watch it again.
>>219279452James Drake and Landon have done nothing all season. Twins are the only ones deserving of winning.
>>219279451we're all saying this as a chorus
>>219279375>Rockystreamany1 have the crashout video
>>219279456About him fucking trannies pingasbomb
>>219279401Weed is for retards
>>219279470>Twins are the only ones deserving of winning.Who?
>>219279464You forgot the best one>bring back sharksit was the key to fucking with the fish without needing to rely on them to make all the content.
>>219279342I wonder if that was the same chair Alex B kicked
>>219279464Bashir and James date :3
>>219279452Bashir was the main character when the entire house was against him. His character arc concluded when he got twins and Landon on his team and won.Bashir was at the height of his story and then they brought in Alex B and killed the entire show for 2 days. We'll see what happens next. Fishtank was basically cancelled for 2 days and replaced with the Alex B show.
what makes someone talk like bingo? i wonder if she knows how she sounds.
>>219279453why is he like this?
>>219279453Unfathomably low brain activity
Jet just tweet replied he’s still awake
Bingo's such a little cutie
>>219279531He’ll crash in about an hour and wake up at 5pm
>>219279537CATCH THE BALL 1
>>219278061umm
guy who watches fishtank because jet is funny
>>219279501The more kino ending would've been to give James Drake the win in the cell and have him eliminate Bashir after almost crashing out when they brought Bashir back.Most Bashir content after he came back was simply Emma wanting him out and the others gossiping about him.The Room vs. Room thing was okay, and I agree it's the next best conclusion to his arc. James Drake and Landon are ascendant still, the twins are too passive and none of their Jet-driven bits (psychic, alien, dragon) have gone anywhere. At this point, Twins are there for DEI reasons.
>>219278231>Delaney is a close secondfor shotas only
I had a horrific thought im gonna skootaloo
>>219279576do u fuck with smoketeam6 he’s a new up and coming ug goat
>>219279589Been did
I was aware of fish tank and watched part of season 1 but for some reason I have watched this whole season. It has cured my short form vertical video scrolling addiction. I havent watched any short form content in 2 weeks. Any advice on how to keep this up after the end of ftl?
>>219279598You aren't cured, you're still addicted to the same kind of shit. Best you can do is watching retards on twitch watch videos for you for 12 hours a day.
>>219279594Coddled nontent finally getting hassled
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=UFHZLotNTqk&si=JmJhIJHOi6eUgqMn
contingencies
>>219279561the psychic one is the only one that's landed because the twins bought into it. The others not so much, they never fully commit to them, they just humor jet's shitty ideas.
>>219279598you're a goner if you actually watch short form videos.
>>219279598go to /bant/ and become a complete lunatic
>>219279592Ben should have never switched sides
>>219279598switch to something less lame if you need long form content like audiobooks or something
Did the twins really bring their own Bible? I thought it was just one of the books in the market but they told Alex B they brought it with them.
>>219279621I love varg2tm
happy birthday ellie
It’s crazy how me and shadi wud b such good friends but she fucked jimmy so I can’t fw her
>>219279653For reals come back smoketeam6
>>219279660they did>>219279660
>>219279670Shut up get over it
>>219279606it’s the classic case of swapping one addiction for another, like going from cigarettes to vaping. but with fish tank it’s easier to do other stuff while it’s on so it feels less harmful. >>219279643 I don’t watch porn, I’m a 30 year old woman and I like watching hours of cooking and crafting videos on youtube shorts, if by gooner you simply mean weak-willed then yes
>>219279670she fucked fishtank jimmy? lmao
>>219279685The Bible is an integral part of Fishtank.
>>219279693Never sober which is good for me
>>219279693No, she fucked Jimmy Savile.
>>219279691goner as in lost cause. being addicted to short form content is grim.
Jet and Ben are coddled nontent but we are not ready for this conversation.
Shadis big ass and tits
>>219279598how big of a fucked up retard do you have to be for fishtank to improve your life? particularly the worst season ever which might also be the worst shit ever live streamed in general. should probably just neck yourself
any recent twin toeslips?
>>219279744Bongo did more laundry yesterday
alex is coming back btw
>>219279730Whatevr Imma go listen to lucki now and look at pictures of his big tummy
https://x.com/jetneptune_/status/2040037296137785348Why is he still awake and what is he talking about?
season 5 has been very weird , I like it tho
>>219279761dont know dont care
>>219279758KEK
>>219279761galaxy gas dumbshit
>>219279561It what cracked out world is the best ending for Bashir to take his cell win for no reason, immediately making the most recognizable part of Fishtank (the cell) as meaningless as everything else on the show just because you think it's funny if the guy you jack off too locked himself in the room the next day got given the win for no reason.How are the James Drake people the most delusional fans in a show that has chudgang supporters that don't mentally exist in our reality.
>>219279761Hes in the thread with us but I cant be bothered to open the link do you mind providing a quick rundown with main bullet points you fucking retardFuck twitter
>>219279763I already forgot most of it lowest highs of any season
freetank was a nothingburgerSarah Weigel was a nothingburger
Jet you are starting to look like Gomez Addams lmao
Man this season is unwatchable if you don't stay up past midnight. So Alex left at 2am and did anything happen after that?
>>219279758>Guys, ok. We're giving Alex a knife as a trust exercise
>>219279798idk, my season pass gift ran out and ppv don't work
>>219279693According to Shadi he raped her. Then later she started fucking him. Shadis a turbowhore who has admitted to being in contact with several guys at all times.
why does jet and ben never box james drake who says he wants to box all the time
>>219279798the livestream went for non-paypigs went down
>>219279758wiggers will never learn
>>219279814aids alert!
>>219278081BISEXUAL!!!
>say the word, jet. i can break up friendtank
>>219279761kek, this is the most retarded shit everSeason 5 Day whatever it is died for this
a scared man
>>219279827>>219279812Whoever runs PPV must think this season is shit enough to not even repair their shit.
This season has taught me that I really like interpersonal conflict. To me that’s what makes Fishtank fun, seeing these crazy autists clashing with each other. Friendtank just isn’t very interesting. It doesn’t need to be peepeepoopootank but people need to have conflicts. That’s why week 1 was the best.
>>219279814Not at all times but yeah Gotta reclaim the rape somehow nigga Give me a break
REMINDER: James Drake hates Alex B because the Monkey King ain’t no race traitor
>>219279782It's an atheist almond a la annoying orange mocking a child praying in front of the missing children posters in a wal mart.
>>219279758doubtful, unless they can convince him to stay handcuffed to a radiator for the rest of the show.
Im still interested in boxing Jet but he would never let that happen despite his claims
>>219279860Oh
>>219279854He's married to a fat mexican.
We need to be fucking with shadi and claire because they are blacklisted by jet
>>219279842just watch big brother or survivor
>>219279862You couldn't actually beat him anyways
>>219279779It would just be fair since Bashir got eliminated already anyway.
A frightening amount of people here have paid for the season pass.
>>219279854I doubt that's why james hates him
>>219279862Do you know anything about the Frank and Jet situation
>>219279892JAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJJAAJJAJAJAJAJA
>>219279890big brother with censorship and no alcohol is lame
>>219279900It's just not even good enough to consider it. I refuse to give Jet money as well. If Sam buys out Jet's shares and places someone else in charge, I'll get the season pass permanently.
can someone pls share s3 eps?
>>219279890But that’s overproduced and doesn’t have the fun personalities of Fishtank. You wouldn’t see a TJ or Cole or Letty or Burt or Alex B or Bashir on those.
>>219279900dude, it's 10 dollars
>>219279900there is literally no reason to buy the season pass other than to get rid of that annoying pop up so i can watch in bed
>>219279905Duh the whole um stuff i delivered was the catalyst but they been had a beef i believe who cares honestly
>>219279900I paid as soon as Alex showed up
>>219279921But I don't want to give Jet 10$. Not even 1$!I'd pay 20 if I knew the money would be going anywhere but Jet's pocket.
>>219279890i tried to watch big brother but it was way too normie-coded, sickeningly solike believing the official story about 9/11 and getting the jab level bad
>>219279900it's pretty scaryat least they showed us confessional stuff sometimes in season 1
>>219279934you probably give worse people than jet money regularly so what does it matter?
Dead SeasonDead ShowDead SeriesPack it up jet
I feel like i encountered Jet on kik long ago but not sure cause I had all them old pics w the gun and I used to be on kik w my gc retarded dumb infamous shit to explain but that was 2014-16
>>219279921Wouldn't give Jet a cent. Wouldn't even give him a view. If the show is down on PPV or other restreamers, I just won't watch. Jet is awful for this show and I can't encourage it.
>>219250580uhhh fishtank is ART and we DON'T support AI art here chud because like capitalists and it's like directly killing artists and is fascism.
I barely even watch it anymore. Just browse threads and open free Kick stream if there is anything interesting.
Does anyone have the supposed video of Jimmy crying after hearing Abi will be on bloodgames?
WTF Bam just posted this on instagram!!!
>>219279896Yes let's ruin the whole thing because Bashir got put back in a very rare and understandably limited. Even though James didn't even really compete in the cell so it wasn't like he fought for a close second and just didn't give up, no he just left like a retard by walking out because he thought he had some big brained plan.
I turned off last night after Laura started screaming THANK YOU JIMMY and Blane was saying Friendtank always wins. Is Alex B getting kicked for threatening to kill people all that happened?
>>219279921I simply refuse to buy out of spite. Jet's an equally, if not more so, spiteful and petty faggot, so it's only fair. The silver lining of this season being so bad is that I don't feel a shred of regret for not missing out on a lot of it.
>>219279975The Long WalkWhat kind of town would let them do that?An abandoned town?Centralia, PA?They will fall in a hole.
>>219279954What makes you think that?
Psychologically torturing a tweaking crack addict on camera while thousands of people watch him suffer a psychotic breakdown is pretty funny.
best fish
>>219279954>you probably give worse people than jet money regularlyGotta stand by the principle anyways.
>>219279996He didn’t do anything but get targeted by Jet and Ben who had a melty. Alex B hasn’t been on drugs in years
>>219279181Landon won't be appreciative if he wins.
>>219280004most of all our money ends up in the hands of someone we didn't want it to
>>219280011Hi James
>>219279954jet doesnt deserve any money
>>219280006They really need to stop going full tilt in one or two days with them though. They have a tendency to quickly fry the frog instead of boil it slowly. Alex B worked better in Famous House because he thought he was in a normal environment.
>>219279906Jet won that fight
>>219279453>Shadi let this guy hit itHahaha
>>219280042He has a huge cock
>>219280024I’d rather have my money trickle down to baby rapists than directly give it Jet Neptune. There’s more steps in the former for it to get to an evil person compared to the latter.
If you hate Jet and Sam and the wiggers so much and you think they're so evil, why do you watch this and spend so much time talking about it?
>>219280052huge retard cock
>>219279836Ice would somehow make the show worse
>>219278698Wiggers fault. Alex was acclimating and calming down before they encouraged him to get wasted again and before they kicked their best slex tamer. Wiggers are actually bad peoplem
>>219280055Because I get to watch karma wear down and destroy Jet's life along with a lot of interesting side stories.
You now remember Bongo saying she’s not worried about taxes on the prize money since people stopped paying taxes after the Epstein files came out.
===Shoovy Update===
>>219279989It would just be fair. He was eliminated fair and square already. The whole house's #1 goal should be a united ousting of Bashir because he was already eliminated. They already dealt with him. He shouldn't even have been there to win the cell. The whole cell challenge was fraudulent because an eliminated person won it. I'm all for fair competitions, so the integrity of the cell is as important as the integrity of game play eliminations. It would be sour for James to win because of his schizo bit based on nothing, but it would be fair. Them bringing Bashir back as a contestant is just as retarded as if James won the cell.
>>219280053>I’d rather have my money trickle down to baby rapists than directly give it Jet Neptune. kek truly, jet can go fuck himself
>>219280065yeah, alex was calming down, so he had to go.
>>219280055that's not even true. some of us think only about you, Mints
>>219280055I'm actually a huge Sam fan and genuinely think about 80% of what he puts out is funny. I do seriously hate Jet though. S1 worked out with not much planning and Jet instantly thought, "oh I never have to improve then."
>>219280053you guys have strange moral beliefs, justify it how ever you want to but you're all hypocrites
>>219280088winner of season 5
make the call sam hyde
>>219280078slightlyhomeless update?
the twins are cursed demons
>>219280091Sam thought that too thoughbeit
Any updates on Emma?
>>219280055Because my heart is calloused and black with venom
>>219278099Is that tts that keeps repeating about drake have an arrest record for assaulting a woman true at all? If believe it. There's a hint of uncontrolled that surfaces in him at all times. Like he took Alex's yapping too seriously.
>tfw claude helped me bypass fool their paypig checks>tfw free 1080p streams in my media player of choice>tfw even cameraman cam works
>>219280094it's one guy samefagging lol
>>219280101>>219280108Still dead and raped
>>219280108the buttplug is nestled safe and sound in the cavity of her rectum
>>219280055I still like Roman Polanski movies and discuss them despite him raping a 15 year old. Just because the creator is evil doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy their product but it’s still my personal choice to not give them any monetary support.
>>219280108basement meat
>>219280055Why do you look at a fiery mangled twisted metal blood and gore car wreck on the highway?
>>219280108beaten, holes oozing with wigger cum and now single
>>219280108she might come back
>>219280094It’s as simple as “I don’t want to give money to Jet Neptroon” and you’re trying to flip it onto that person to justify you giving Jet money.
>>219280115Only criminal record found for him is a DWI.
>>219280106Obviously untrue as he clearly put real effort into his Judge and Jason G characters. And especially the Bloodgames character. Regardless, I know Jet was his make-a-wish kid, but he needs to realize that Jet just doesn't have the mind for Fishtank.
>>219280108She doesn't have any social media or at least said she deleted or locked it all. She did mention her letterbox when binx asked her if she had one tho which revealed she really is just a sweet retarded girl.
>>219280091jet is good at grinding, not planning. he talks about “bits” how he thinks he should, not because of any other reason than following sam’s lead. whenever any jet refers to anything about the show being meta, that’s 100% sam talking. what jet brings to the table is the weirdo zoomie discord audience that’s somewhat adjacent to mde millennials.
>>219280141ah so you're the rubbernecker causing traffic, actually perfect metaphorhope you die
>>219280160As I said, she seems really nice and chill outside fishtank but she's fucking boring as a contestant
>>219280108She's not allowed to have her phone for 10 days.
>>219280108Meet the new basement shark :)
>>219280083The retarded part of it was Vickey told them she was leaving before the elimination, everyone was telling jet bullet eliminations are fucking retarded and everyone could immediately see the issues that were about to happen and yet Jet proceeded regardless. Eliminating Bashir when he knew because Vickey made it clear she was leaving and then freaking out after.Bashir, to me, never felt like he was eliminated because that whole evening was just Jet fucking up everything and panicking back and forth about what to do so nothing that happened during that night felt real. So in those limited circumstances, it doesn't matter to me that Bashir got ""eliminated"" in such a gay elimination, in a retarded way, at a retarded time and all with so much preventable damage to the season. Bashir has done more than enough by being the lightning rod for all the shit starting in the house to earn his return from a retarded elimination no one liked.
>>219280160wasnt she the one who said Funny Games was her favorite horror movie?
they didn't show the interior because its set up like a space ship#spacetank
>>219280199yes
>>219280167Which just does nothing for Fishtank becoming an actual good show. Frankly, I don't understand how people don't realize Jet needs to be off the showrunner role. Zero charisma, doughy, low-bred looking. And more importantly, not even witty and can't think on his feet well.
>>219280168I asked you why you look at it.
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>>219280201They said they don’t want to kill the reveal so maybe
>>219280190yeah really love it when Bashir the "lightning rod" absorbs all of the content and converts it into nontent
>>219280201It's possible that we should encourage their van stuff heavily so the actual fishtank show is given to basically anyone else.
>>219280201there's bodies in there
>>219280201I can’t wait to see jet and ben and exfish collab with kick streamers
That Bashir William Blake line from Never Die Living still making me laugh.
>>219280024>ends upYeah, that's just a byproduct of living life though and for most of these transactions you don't have much of a choice.The problem with paying 10$ for Fishtank isn't that a fraction of it ultimately ends up in the hands of some greedy CEO.It's that there's basically 0 middlemen and it goes straight into Jet's pocket (since the cost of making S5 has already been covered twice by TTS paypigs). It's way more of a direct transaction compared to me buying bread in the store and some cutthroat agricultural complex downstream making a few cents off of it, while that money also pays everyone who made and transported it.
>>219279112you are a pathetic fat piece of shit
>>219280201bill ottman absolutely mangling that thing up in the McDonald's drive thru
