Toilet edition>FTL NEWS:-- Alex B is GONE after repeatedly threatening to KILL ppl https://x.com/amorphous714/status/2039945869466980786-- They showed the goo room to Alex B https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytEG8qb5OEs-- Fat ghetto Diamond left after 10 minutes. Also she was on Soft White Underbelly as a sex addict-- Emma has been eliminated-- 4 fish remain: James Drake, Landon, The Twins and Bashir>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://fishtank.observer/https://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_WikiPrevious: >>219278022
Poopoo hehehe
Would she be an alright illustrator?
>YOU'LL>BURN>IN>HELL
>RV saga widely considered the worst Fishtank content ever>Jet and Ben want whole "season" of that Why why why why why
Hi
you know when a baker kills your vibe after posting a banger …yeah
>>219280235She’s a great artist.
>>219280251The reason why it was bad is not because it took place in a vehicle, you are a retard
LubeCooch
>>219280251the only reason it was bad was because their internet sucked
>>219280251They’re on kick now it’s heritage
>>219280251They have to keep paypigs paying all year
>>219280251We should encourage their van stuff heavily so the actual fishtank show is given to basically anyone else.
Hope you guys are ready for Aryeh's twins date! Probably wouldn't have done it if Binx never showed up. Thanks Jet!
>>219280235I'm always deeply envious when I find out literal retards are more talented than me.
i love Trish and her fat butt and I don't even watch Fishtank or know what it is
>>219280303maybe they're not retards
>>219280305That’s fair
>>219280298How's the retard even affording it?
>>219280251these retards really said "people don't like there's 8 months of no content between each season"that dead air is needed to stop fatigue. having a constantly running feed of slop with old contestants sitting around doing nothing in a sprinter will kill hype even more if that was even possible
>>219280305BASE
Didn’t Alex threaten to stab people in the neck with a pencil like all the time s3. Why’s it a problem now. If they want to nerf him a bit just handcuff him to Binx
>>219280303>talentedGetting good at drawing has little to do with talent. it's just a product of drawing a lot.
>>219280251Gas is $4.20 / gallon.
>>219280305I LOVE TRISH!!!!
>>219280318A paypig was willing to fund it for him
>>219280305Peter took a bite of her butthole with his rat teeth like that scene from spingebob where Squidward takes the bite out of the krabby patty
>>219280326He threatened to murder random TTS senders all throughout s3
>>219280340lel
>>219280323>that dead air is needed to stop fatigue.they did bloodgames + the cell + bitchtank + streamstars + season 3 all in a row and no one was tired of it
>>219280302Computer Lab lasted like 2 days, Market is barely a thing anymore, Goo Room is another "job" and lasted LESS THAN a day. Are these seriously the ideas that Jet came up with in 8 months?
>>219280323>no Angie because they beat her to death with dumbells in a maniacal frenzy
>>219280298Frank is unironically no better than that faggot aryeh with how much he's whining about not being invites back.
>>219280235She would be an alright wife
>>219280251>BANG>BA-dumdumdum>SKRRRRRTTTT>"They spiked us again?">*Exasperated sigh*>"You guys aren't making the show fun to make."
>>219280303That’s all hard work on her end.
>>219280328I guess creative would be a better word for it.
The RV will be just Jet and Ben's sex adventures on camera.
JD's girlfriend was hot, what's her socials?
>>219280338Paypigs are a literal blight on this world. Almost as bad as Jet.
>>219280348Everyone was tired of the cell/bitchtank. Don't let the 6 schizo bantniggers convince you otherwise.
>>219280323season would have been great without Aryeh, Daniel, the crippled thing, or Seth
>in disbelief people are still watching fishtank>open thread>nothing except schizobabble and simpsAre these threads bots or is the MDE fandom even more autistic than I could ever comprehend?
TEN DAYS LEFTCan our boy save this season?
>>219280303You can get better at things by doing them more. This is a concept called "practicing."
>>219280357They could get it back on track, but hopelessness hits them like a ton of bricks and they never overcome it.
>>219280393It’s inertia. It’s terrible but you can’t look away
>>219280382this is also how I feel about people who pay for video games or receive neetbux too.
>>219280393No one normal ever watched Fishtank.
>>2192803934chan is the worst place to discuss anything and that goes double for this show. Most people watching do in fact enjoy it
>>219280328some people are just good at drawing. practice helps you improve, but it's hardly a universal ability.
>>21928039811 days
>>219280369i consider this a call to action and have provided your informations to the fbi
this is either the last season OR they will shorten the seasons to 14 days, bloodgames style (and still run out of steam and confidence after 2-3 days)
>>219280381fake girlfriend toothe transvestigators think it's a man though
>>219280398It’s the nothing happens show. No theme. Do nothing contestants. Bad challenges. Low effort money making
>>219280393Fishtank died with Jon, it went on a steady descent during season 2 without him and briefly revived when he returned for bloodgames but has been on a straight nose dive ever since
>>219280410Paying for video games is ok if it's a worthwhile video game. Personally, I haven't paid full price for a game in a decade though. Next game I'll pay full price for is Elder Scrolls 6.
Just woke up why is the stream down?
>>219280403GOBACKTOREDDIT
>>219280326They were looking for any excuse to get him out of the house. No one would just hit him because James Drake is as big a pussy as Landon and their suck up fans so that didn't work, Binx-chan so skibidi didn't work and a fat bitch to try to fuck with him failed miserably. So this was their next best thing.
>>219280393half the posters here are faggots from /bant/, they might as well be bots.
>>219280423I am the FBI.We're investigating the death of Ciara Horan
What was the point of the Goo Room? Did they make that room just so Ben could say "It's goo" instead of "it's good" one time?
What would a Aryeh x Twins date be like besides sitting awkwardly for an hour? Who would even want to see that?
>>219280436And post more Jet hate? Ok. I'll make a post about Ellie turning 19 today. Happy birthday Ellie!
>>219280348the difference is that all those are different from one another (also no one liked streamstars, only /bant/oids cared)Bloodgames was unique and so was the concept behind season 3 and the cell/ bitchtank were like mini versions of a season and even then people started to get fatigued midway through bitchtankthe wiggers sill put in effort to make every season have a new gimmick or core concept that made it unique, season 4 and 5 didn'tyou really wanna watch these retards stream for months and then watch a new season that is the lowest of the low in terms of effort or creativity?
>>219280403I don't have the time so I'm fucked.
>>219280454Is she seriously just turning 19?
>>219280348Hungry Games jammed in there was a blast. Posting was fun then, it’s dull now.
WHY IS STREAM DOWN???
>>219280398If Jet wants to break up Friendtank with 10 days left, it's actually rather simple, he just won't do it:>next elimination challenge is legal door elimination>someone must be eliminated via being forced out of the door within 2 days>if nobody is eliminated in 2 days, the season ends early and nobody gets $50k
>>21928043553 more minutes
wait, only 11 days left? it feels like we're still on week 2
>>219280456This. They need to go back to doing concepts. This is why s4 is the worst season, and it's a big problem with s5 still. It's just a rehash
>>219280449They have to make goo as a job.
>>219280452It doesn't matter if you want to see it or not. Aryeh refuses to let go of S4 and desperately wants to be back on and talk to the twins about cartoons. You will be forced to experience it because it costs thousands of dollars and Jet cares more about money than a good product.
>>219280466Even an hour a day is worthwhile. I was really shit at painting my warhammer minis, and I had to really force myself to keep going, and now I'm decent.
>>219280428For the challenges to be bad there would have to actually be challenges. This season is not only low effort, all the effort they are putting in is going to the entirely wrong places at the entirely wrong times.Like the rooms are a cool idea but if they are all going to be "job" type gimmick rooms, they should have just been unlocked from the start because no one gives a shit about jobs any more. Only the arena and jungle really fit the vibes the locked rooms should have.
>>219280488it feels like the second week and the last week all at once,
>>219280209Alex would probably have a better life getting lobotomised.
>>219280449it's so we can see retard fish try working a factory job
>>219280480The guys will just throw the small girls out.
guys guysempty your mind for a secokay ready? now think about thissuper gooBOOM
>Alex B shits blood then has a schizophrenic meltdown thinking he's about to be organ harvested LMAO I hate going to bed early
Say something nice about Emma
>>219280504You know what, you're right. Thank you for the encouraging words, friend.
>>219280480That won't end friend tank. It will be a mild afternoon where after deliberation, Bashir leaves so Drake won't throw out Landon or the twins and then Drake dabs them up and they are all back to friends.
>>219280525she looks like she gives up sex extremely easily
>>219280520super goo room (the secret last room)
>>219280525she looked slightly more attractive with the fringe.
>>219280525she was nicely eliminated from the competition haha
>>219280505They all have a severe mental block against thinking up challenges.What did we have so far this season? Collect sticks, walk around in a circle, drunk piece of shit, eat a burger and guess what's in it (that one was the best)
The fish aren’t ready for the super sour cheese fries in the super goo room. We’ll need at least 5 vibe repair days after Jet hits them with that.
>>219280525She made better challenges than the wiggers have done for the past week.
>>219280525Id hang with her
Alex B is going to retvrn
>>219280525She gave it her all in the stick collecting challenge, stayed up all night paranoid and everything and won it and eliminated Bashir who then came back for muh pacing and got immunity and got her eliminated.
>>219280525her dancing was endearing
>>219280390>Danielu don't mean that...
>>219280560It's almost funny how correct it is that "Eat a burger and guess what's in it" is the single best challenge of the season and it was a mini-challenge in a much larger thing.All the wiggers seem to do is sleep all day and then deal with crash outs all night. Makes complete sense why TJs gut said get the fuck out.
>>219280575Wouldn't it be round 3 because he already bitched out and quit before?
>>219280575they should wheel him in like hannibal lecter and just leave him in a corner
>>219280449That room already flopped before it even started. They may as well never show it to the other fishes
>>219280390Daniel was the main character and won s4
>>219280515>>219280495The jobs are nontent
reminder that the strawpoll showed that there are only 4 /ftl/ Vickyfags
I miss the thick short bisexual Payton look a like I had sex with back in September
>>2192806084 lions beats 100 sheep
>>219280608that's 3 more then I thought there would be
>>219280449My initial reaction was it was a gimmick to make fish turn out a shit ton of goo toys they could sell post-season. It's retarded then that they waited so long to open it but it's not like Jet doesn't make retarded decisions constantly.
>>219280599Yes. They need to get his ass beat by james in boxing before he finally leaves or the retards in the basement have truly fumbled everything this season.
i stopped watching when i realized landon was retarded faggot TJ 2.0 and they're going to rig it for him too win just like his predecessor. that was week 1 because i'm not braindead when did you realize and why are you still watching?
>>219280209Production giving Landon "Basement Janitor" yesterday tells me they have their sights on getting him out of the house next.
what is the point of the goo room?
>>219280608Do people hate her because she's an addict or
>>219280298>Fat ugly Jew giving the twins the ick live on cameraCould be kinda funny
LOL who did this?
I miss Diamond
>>219280643>i stopped watching when i realized landon was retarded faggot TJ 2.0 and they're going to rig it for him too win just like his predecessor.Rent free/mindbroken
>>219280560I've been saying since at least S2 that all they really need to do for challenges is rip off Kenny vs Spenny episodes. Nobody would care that they're rip offs, the competitions they did are fun to watch and some even fit the "fair" criteria they apparently care so much about now.>who can stay awake the longest>who can drink more beer>who can wear an octopus on their head the longest>first to get a stain loses
James Drake the race traitor
>>219280662Who cares ellie and jet are getting married
I want to see fair tank. I want Ben and Jet in referee jerseys and to swear on the Bible about having fair challenges. I want instant replay technology.I want all scoring plays to be automatically reviewed by mints in the basement. I want red challenge flags and yellow penalty flags. I want whistles.I want the refs to be well-versed in the spirit of the rules and seasoned enough to make judgment calls. Or to not and let them play.
might be done watching
im an alien
Mr Naked was content. Bring him back!
Oh wow Bex totally 'won' guys
What in the fuck is the theme this season? Without Sam they can’t have the same zaney chaotic energy since the contestants are more apt to resist and create their own social settings. I thought they were going to build some fake house, have all the permits yet they just simply moved states to do the same thing and cops get called the first few days. Now they bring in season 3 people.Now I get that since it’s just jet and Ben being the leaders there needs to be time for them to figure out which of their own gimmicks work, and how to apply it. Season 2 had it the easiest, pick a theme (70s) and create something around that, contestants have 70s clothes, the cigarettes, and the house create something aesthetic out of nothing even if no content is been made. All you need is to design the house with a theme in mind but this house has nothing thematic, just a bunch of collages that don’t really fit. AI could literally give you hundreds of feasible aesthetic themes that makes watching more enjoyable and gives the audience a flavor to work and engage with
I want more illiterate retards who can't understand, let allow follow, instructions
S2 to the off season of Bloodgames was the peak of fishtank. We will never get this back.
>>219280662I wonder what it's like to be a pretty girl and just take pictures of your face like its nothing.I'm an ugly freak so I always avoided photos. I couldn't stand it. When my mom passed away I realized that I didn't even have a single photo with her and that fucked me up.
>>219280694You keep posting it but yeah all things considered she did
>>219280684I haven't really been watching since Alex came on. I'm just here to shit post and try to trigger people I see obsessing over a fish.
>>219280390daniel and his speech impediment was crucial to the season
>>219280363does jet hate Frank because Sam respects him more?
>>219280697>needs to be time for them to figure out which of their own gimmicks workThe previous 4 seasons and 3 years being...?
>>219280445The bant boogieman. So scary!
>>219280697They thought the market + jobs thing would carry the season
>>219280607conversations around the campfire aren't interesting because the players don't make the decision who goesso they can push buttons in the button pushing factory
>>219280643They’re rigging it for Thing 1 and Thing 2.
>>219280701Many are saying this. Famous house was the cherry on top for the project. They should have ended it then
>>219280694come and see barn this dimes square whore and her spawn and her cuck husband and her cat ahahahahahahaahaha maybe then i will feel something
>>219280697It was going to be the job, market, and stoxs EcONoMy but that stopped mattering a couple days in because it was only half baked and no one wanted/needed to buy anything other than vapes.
>>219280667i wish they got an actual black queen instead of a white fat ass
>>219280710Yes, Jet also greatly dislikes Jan because of this too. I've heard from someone on the inside that he thinks Luke and Ryan are faggots too.
content idea: loudest fart challenge content idea: loudest burp challenge
>>219280697They have simply given up. S3 was the last time they tried being ambitious.
Fishtank should never have attention whores as big as Alex or Fatty on unless it's just for a challenge or a day.A freeloader should compliment the cast, not become the center of attention. Every season is ruined by these freaks. AirsoftFatty will come on and the entire show just becomes an autistic freak yapping and singing and taking his clothes off. Then everyone either sucks up to him thinking that's what they need to do or they go hide from him and completely shut down.It sucks. They are not funny, they are not entertaining. You have a fag like fatty come on for several seasons and he basically has 20 seconds of watchable content, like falling down the stairs, tickle the baby and maybe he did one other thing.Alex B would be fine for 8 hours just to annoy Drake who has no idea who these people are.
Sweet baby bro Burt just messaged me and is on a flight to the house.
>>219280694>Posts nice family Christmas photoThis isn't the own u think it is
>>219280652they make goo there
Those fish are the worst ever casted.Production sucksthe challenges suckno theme, no sovl
>>219280694I wonder if Jet will ever settle down and have a family
>>219280725midwit take
>>219280704Sorry
>>219280743When you have such a shit cast you could bring anyone as a freeloader and they would be more interesting.
>>219280675>>first to get a stain losesinstant food fight, they'd have to hide inside the beds
>>219280643>>219280725Jay and Ben are too busy trying to stem the entropy of their bad decisions to actually put thought into rigging an ending. They are barely able to rig the next couple hours.
>>219280694>has a child AND her tits finally grewyeah, I'm thinking she WON
>>219280454Faggot
>>219280694most relationships don't last that long desu, let her enjoy it while it lasts
>>219280685lol
>that botched room reveal
>>219280779That’s a push up bra
>>219280769the cast this season was a dud, im saying this despite the fact that I don't hate any of them, but the freeloaders this season have been downright awful.
>>219280769Mondotranny jet cultist copeThis is the best cast they've ever had.
>>219280782Jet deserves destruction and ruin, so I'll keep being a full time Jet hater during the seasons :)
>>219280525She's cute in a dorky way and someone I actually would hang out with irlshe's just boring as a contestant.
>>219280694Dateline NBC vibes with the serous face and hand on the cat's neck
if you were Production right now, what challenges/bits would you do in the last 10 days to make it interesting and competitive. How do you Save The Tank?
>>219280694Based Bex bringing in a child who can live through the full downfall of western society and total jeetization
Blane should have been a contestant
So the market isn't a thing? What do they do for food? Just order the fish doordash twice a day?
>>219280697the theme is the market and jobs but it's a work in progress
>>219280824yeah
>>219280251How many times does this need to be repeated? They think negative reactions from viewers is funnyPaypigs are just too mentally retarded and in love with Sam Hyde to ever stop giving wiggers money
>>219280777>bring bashir down to basement>tell him he has to shoot anissa with the elimination bullet or the show is over>tell him to tell everyone he was scoldedwow i can't believe paint huffing wiggers could orchestrate such genius level planning
>>219280812inspector faggot
>>219280646Landon then Bashir because they mogged production
>>219280738Jet is definitely the type of person to feel slighted by Luke because he got a job offer to work with Sam when he "got his start" from Jet and "betrayed" him
>>219280812Get 10 of the most annoying faggots from the fishtank sphere as freeloaders and whoever makes the most leave the show wins something big
>>219280773that'd fun to watch for a bit, im sure some would hide and others would attack instead. its simple but there's guaranteed tension at least. Most fishtank challenges dont even have that.
so we lost a fish and 2 freeloaders yesterdayhouse feels so empty now
>>219280743yeah
>>219280643i hate to break it to you but every contestant since season 2 is tj
>>219280739longest cum rope challenge
Letting Alex B and Binx on a main season was so fucking retarded and gay. Fuck you Jet.
>>219280792SLAM PIG
>>219280812not my jobjet should do a good job though
>>219280812Solitary Confinement, like the cell but each fish is alone in a room and does solo challenges for the night.Start with an endurance challenge like holding a weight above their head and then in the order of who held longest they get to pick their room they are locked into. Spend all night doing several mini-challenges that you don't reveal the winner of to the fish and whoever has the most points by noon the next day wins immunity.Can do shit like mind games on top like coming up to fish and giving them prisoners dilemmas like "If you leave your room in the next 30 minutes you win X amount of money but if more than one leave you both get nothing"
>>219280882It worked and they farmed 1000000 TTS. Paypigs will continue to reward their shitty ideas
>>219280822yea
>>219280704I never took pictures for most of my 20s but then I got a Asian GF who forced me to take pictures and now I'm kinda happy that I did Being around girls will force you to take pictures and then you'll find that its not as bad as you would think
No more drinking for me. I've been drinking too much and I blame Jet and Ben. Faggots.
>>219280694What am I supposed to be laughing about here?
I think brining Binky in is part of Landon’s arc. He has an obvious weakness to Latinx mommies and Binky is meant to try to use that against him.
>>219280704Was she hot?
>>219280882this. it completely destroyed the identity of this season. the actual contestants have become background characters.
>>219280900this
>>219280836Can they just take stuff from the market whenever they like now? I'm sure I saw bingo and bongo behind the counter yesterday. No more jobs then?Sorry I've barely been watching 2 hours a day and ppv is fucked
>>219280873this. except literally no one besides landon is tj
>>219280697>What in the fuck is the theme this season? "We hate you"It's actually what it is. How has no one caught on yet.
>>219280845Huh? Not to sure what you're implying because yeah that's what I'm saying. Anisa wanting to leave and so having to get Bashir to shoot her is steming the entropy of their bad choices and they were barely able to pull the rigging for that one together a couple hours out.
>>219280235Absolutely. I fully expect her to have a thriving art career, even if it's only doing commissions.>>219280303She's not retarded, just autistic. The quality of her art is proof that she's not retarded.>>219280328>>219280403I practiced all my life. Look at the shit I drew in S4. You need practice to reach your full potential, but not everyone has the same potential.>>219280418 gets it.
>>219280579Too bad her win was null anyways because jungle room props weren't allowed
>>219280907i blame my hand for constantly bringing drinks to my mouth, i'm gonna chop off my arms
>>219280704Im attractive and still hate it. I think they steal part of your soul, and thats why women are so soulless because they have all lost their souls taking a million selfies
>>219280779I am owed a foid like that (or Tayleigh)
>>219280209>Alex B got himself kicked from the show to avoid boxing Is it possible to be this much of a coward?
>>219280579She won because the boys didn't think the stump counted. That's it, they thought they had way more plant matter, and they did. If Drake had won as he should've, Bashir still would've been eliminated, she was paranoid over nothing.
>>219280896pretty good idea, full snitching and lying allowed on tts
>>219280934no one said they are putting thought into anything. they are just simply rigging shit. if they actually put thought into things their shows wouldn't be nearly as bad. they'd still be bad just not nearly as much so.
>>219280951*throws tomahawk into your head killing you instantly*nice try humble bragger
>>219280895 surely you have some ideas though. when I'm watching fishtank I'm constantly putting myself in the shoes of production or fish, ie how would I react in this situation or challenge, how would I make this entertaining.... or how could I plan an entertaining elimination challenge, or long term storyline that would keep people interested, or bring actual drama/confrontation instead of just friendtank. I'd love to try and plan a season start to finish and come up with challenges and plotlines, it might be good it'd probably be shit and boring. But it's fun to imagine (for me at least)
>>219280956They're bringing him back, hopefully to get his ass beat by James Drake.
>>219280933has been since season 1
>>219280969*unsheathes katana* prepare to die kid
>there are retards here who actually bought a season pass
>>219280938James was going to shoot Bashir anyways.
>>219280982Less and Less every year
>>219280982Wiggers tell them straight up that they hate them and they still donate lmao
>>219280979*unsheathes pants* isn't my cock small?
>>219280930this if i was retarded
>>219280982LOL
>>219280694someone replace Bex with Beth and father of her child with Bashir
>>219280992Blud has a crystal ball
>>219280971Yeah, I've said a bunch on here and they never used them and don't feel like thinking that hard right now.
>>219280851I don't really get what Jet thinks though, since he clearly doesn't do much worthy of praise and is very lazy. That's the opposite of what would get praise from Sam.
>>219280974>Want to fight?>Let’s go faggot>Cross this line>Now touch me first >Push me one more time >Now push me again when making eye contact with you if you’re ready >Now do it again if you REALLY want to fight >Okay now make sure you’re by yourself>Complete this crossword puzzle or else you’re too scared to fight >Ready to fight? Just give me your date of birth, mother’s maiden name and your social security number pussy!>Ill knock you out, just need you to place at least 10th place or higher in a triathlon >Ill body slam your punk ass but only if your credit score is higher than 820>Step up bitch, but I need to see your last three years of tax returns first, no fake ones>We’re fighting but only if you can name all 50 states and their capitals while I’m choking you out, punk>Alright we fighting for real this time but first you gotta beat me in CSGO>Write a 400-page autobiography about my life as the Monkey King or else you’re too scared>I’ll crack your head bro, but first you gotta let me explain why I’m actually the real winner of Season 3>I just need one punch>Thats what I thought bitch.
>>219280882Jet basically put S5 on hold so he could have The Alex B Show and now all the contestants are burned out and feel sidelined by S3 callbacks. Production hasn't had meaningful contact with the majority of the fish for like 3 days. It completely derailed the show and killed the fishes' momentum when they were finally finding it after 2 weeks, just to attract people who like bright lights in their face and paypigs who think sending the several hundredth TTS about raping Alex's monkeys is funny. And now that he's gone, they don't care about the actual fish with 10 days left.Jet is unbelievably fucking retarded. He didn't even try to incorporate Alex into the show and keep it going with him as a side character, the contestants were basically just told to do whatever while they follow Alex with the handheld camera on director cam the entire time. Bringing him on was yet another short sighted idea that had short term pay off but long term ramifications.I won't even get into how fucking terrible of an idea it was to get Binx on, everyone seems to acknowledge that at least.
>>219280959Ah didn't even think of that. Them getting schtzo'd out by TTS on which scores are right or not and secret deals would make it pretty good too.Also not sure what freeloaders would do. Maybe props for different challenges or just give them some kind of task to do for people to watch during challenge downtime. Maybe make them the "wardens" and you can give fish bathroom and water tickets they have to give the wardens for an escort to those things.
>>219280982lol no way this is true. all that shit is astroturfed and botted.
>>219280694Is the joke here supposed to be that he is balding?
>>219280982I can’t imagine giving money to streamers. Idc how normalized it is, it’s just weird to me.
>>219280792I would tolerate Jimmy as my brother in law if it means I get to plow Stella every day
>>219281017He openly admitted it, zoomer faggot
>>219280992And ultimately Vickey would still leave (like she said she would) and ruin everything the same.Bullets are still retarded and I'm glad Jet seems like he finally learned the lesson.
>>219281031Didn't the bots break a day or two back and show there were less than 1k people watching?
>>219281018I honestly believe if they spent a preseason farming ideas from this board they could go into the show much better prepared with shit people actually want to watch. The "let's just wing it" attitude with half baked ideas that come to nothing and lack of good original challenges will be the death of fishtank
>>219281021if the wiggers dont force him into a boxing match with drake i swear...
>>219281024
>>219281024k
I would love for someone to larp as chris chan on the show just once, maybe bash?
>>219281041fantastic cleavage
fell asleep right before they kicked alex. previous threads worth looking at or nah?
>>219281001*sucks your dick*heh, nothing personal kid
>>219281034>*buys ticket to movie*
>>219281053they make the most money when there are no challenges and they can put some retard like Alex into a room to farm tts
>>219281024The flawed perspective is that you're still looking at fishtank as a creative endeavor.More money = Jet winsThey farmed TTS with Alex because the other fish weren't getting any, now they've booted him because they made enough.Next they'll do a stupid challenge like "whoever has the most plushies gets immunity" and paypigs will empty their wallets to protect the twins.This is all so Jet can keep the IP profitable before he goes to live in a van and e-beg for gas money
Did Diamond leave quicker than Mr. Naked?
>>219281079>kid
>>219281053if they did, then people wouldn't pay for the $100 telegrama corruption of capitalism
>>219281043>Hey Drake you also would've kicked the guy who just left right?>Uhhhh... Sure>SEE?!
>>219281079
>>219280956He also pulled down his pants to make himself extra gay when Drake was pressing him in the confessional, that was an attempt to get them to stop talking about fighting.
Hey Faggots,My name is James, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day seeking attention from the stupid-ass hoes on your previous seasons. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Jupiter.Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Bingo and especially Bongo are clearly attracted to Alex B, imagine the types of dudes they end up trusting after the tank LOLthe only thing we're gonna hear about from the twins after the tank is a news report from their inevitable rape and murderrope simps, it's over for you
>>219280725>t. actual reatrdthey're rigging it for the twins to be finalists and walk away with a few thousand bucks and a fanbase. they're gonna have either James Drake or Landon do something mean to them in order to win, but everyone knows that the twins are frank mega-fans and therefore ineligible to be winners nowthey will probably be adopted by frank post-tank and become autistic twitter artists and background characters in his gumroad content, which he will continue posting once his case is over.
Taylor...
>>219281114james drake was most definitely a faggy theatre kids that discovered working out and sports late
>>219281034If giving e girls money for just smiling into a camera is weird. Giving wiggers $30 to play a tts is fully fucking insane
>>219281096That bitch was on for 10 very promising minutes, I thought she was about to start pulling Laura’s hair and shit. Brightest stars burn the fastest….
They should bring back Alex B as a freeloader.
>>219281111That's not what happened, kill yourself
>>219280974>bring him back to get obviously pummeled by James Drake>pulls out x-acto blade from socks>slits James Drake's throat>Jet and Ben try to restrain him>kills them both>Vance timidly standing by the whole timeI'm sure it'll go well
>alex b removedWow friendtank dogpiled another person out. Friendtank is evil as fuck
>>219281096>SECURITY COME HERE NOW
I feel like this season has had the lowest amount of plushy deliveries.
>>219281114lol
>poorfags seething they can't afford $10 on a season pass to support their favorite showI will be buying the Basement Pass(tm) today just to spite you fags. Support the show you love!
>>219281111Bashir walked back in and the first think james said to him was that he was going to shoot him too
>crazy shit happens all day>best thing was Bingo on the trail cam at 5am
>>219281156Okay Jet
>>219281123The day Bingo gets fucked real good is the day she'll drop all this "I'm an artist" pretense and start focusing on guys like any other woman.
>>219281165to be fair, if something did happen in that house, we'd just be watching a live mass murder snuff film since the wiggers couldn't even man handle Alex B
>>219281167Lack of archetypal simpable mids.
Will they bring back gay porn delivery this season?
I love Laura.
>>219281184gayest post in the thread
>>219281159He was blarting all the over he had to go
>>219281195if they were going to they would have with jd
>>219281167they're holding off on all that stuff, I wonder whyThey did last season too. Probably because in Season 3 there was a reason to hold off and they just kept doing that like with doing scenes.Ball brothers sucked big time this season.
>>219281158>Alex would slit throats after losing a boxing match Doubt it. This is all Alex could do after being shoved the ground twice.
>>219281199>he jerks off to donkeys
Now that Alex is gone we have kino to look forward too like uhh waa uhh wuu. It’s a bad cast, but production being shit isn’t helping
>>219281145he's got lots of shit out there. he was a faggy skater/theatre kid who was always in decent shape. ben thinks he has some kind of darkness in him and wanted him to beat the shit out of one of the normies on s3Alex was too psychotic to agree to mutual combat in s5 and ended up scaring him, which is the real reason the kicked him. he probably does have some kind of darkness, but he also is preparing to enter a nepo-marriage(his gf is super rich and runs a production company) so he's opticsfagging and thinks he can win by out-bro'ing everyone.
>>219281173>can't affordI don't know where wigger shills get the idea that nobody that can afford $10. I have several multiples of $10 - Jet just doesn't deserve any of them for how awful of a fucking job he's done this season. Also why pay the full price when the season's almost over?
>>219281199same, she reminds me of a girl i used to fuck
Remember Diamond?
I bought the telegram basement pass just to tell jet and ben to never bring on frank hassle and fatty lolIt's working and they agree with my reasons
>>219281184yeah dudes like you will get a hold of them pretty quickBingo is asexual, any sex with her is rape, and all the weirdos who want to fuck her are just rapists
>>219281159It was the wiggers
>>219281214The basement is hard at work right now figuring out what costume they'll dress the twins up in
alex b claims jet RAPED him in the basement
>>219281173fix the website so it doesn't melt my computer
>>219281199She seems fun and has good energy.
>>219281217interesting, so that's why he doesn't mind the gums
People don't even say Jet should be replaced anymore, they just look at you like this
>>219281210now imagine he if he had a long, sharpened blade
They did Alex dirty, shooting psychic energy into someone's brain will make them go crazy
I can't wait until Emma comes back later today!
>>219281232nah they won't dress them up with any effort because it's too pedo coded
>>219281224lolyou're right
>>219281248freeloader Emma will provide so much content and funny bits such as
>>219281244The step kids are the bigger deal I would think
>>219281173I would spend hundreds to make jet depressed and give up.
>>219281199>laura can be attractive>beth can be attractive>bongo can be attractivei think my beliefs (about women's attractiveness) were a bit wrong
dismaying to think how much money i'll be giving to the twins once they're out of fishtank
>>219281228I didn't mean it like that. Let me put it this way, she kind of reminds me of Robert Crumb, the type that was really focused on his art/comics but the moment he got pussy he married it. Bingo is obsessed with her art, but the moment she truly discovers love/sex she'll realize there is more to life than comics.
>>219281272
Are we hyped for the weekend?
does binx get many tts referencing her intestinal parasites?
>>219281277awh man please don't please for the LOVE of GOD I BEG YOU
>>219281159They literally didn't even do anything this time. He was schizo murder posting outside of Minecraft and they legally had to get rid of him.
>>219281277do you think it's reasonable to help destroy a show you love watching
>>219280982It allows me to take creepshots of the sleeping fish so its worth imo idgaf sue me
>>219281297I hope The Easter Bunny comes.
I havent seen any fan art this season
>>219281055Anon..
People who use black guy tts voice send the dumbest tts
>>219281173No one is buying a pass Mints
>>219281286dude... wtf... also she knows love because she has Bongoyou're fucking weird man, only a pedo would want to fuck someone like BingoI know she's 26, but there are people with down syndrome that old too so that argument is moot
>>219281331It’s all AI now.
It was a better time
>>219281331AI killed it
You think it's gonna matter to take down some measly MDE streamer guy that already has a crooked past and is already doing shady things already? Heh. I don't have to do anything, I just sit back and watch the dominoes fall. That's all I have to do. Sit back and watch all these other people self-destruct. And just watch... the dominoes... tumble.
>>219281331there's a ton on X but it's only of Bingo and Bongo.
Basement chat leaks anyone
>>219281327It would be even better with a picture of Jet. He looks like a cult leader this season.
Brian shouldve left during gator squats
>>219281247They shot alex up with dangerous levels of alcohol while in an already psychotic state. Jet and ben are bad people
>>219281235Vance laughed.
>>219281173>pay $10 to have a worse quality product than playlistsNah
>>219281224Based Absolutely based You are saving the show.
Diamond won? Diamond won.
If Bex asked, I wouldve gave her a baby
>>219281368There are no playlists anymore you retard.
>>219281314Yet each man kills the thing he loves
>>219281328Poop easter bunny can save the season
>>219281214>no you dont understand i like a methhead tweaker yapping all day to me cycling the same topic for hoursshut the fuck up, you have the worst opinions on this show. Just shut the fuck up.
>>219281337people keep flipping between twins being secretly super intelligent or barely aware of their surroundings
Even the bad fish S2 do more than the good fish S5
>>219281392No one cares
>>219281380Exactly. Still not buying im almost fully checked out of the season after 19 vibe repair days and gay ass psychic bits
>>219281392this will be Bongo soon
I think they should bring back AEW wrestler Darby Allin
>>219281400I care
>>219281390bongo abuses and controls bingo
>>219281337She doesn't have down syndrome, she's arguably not even retarded. She's mentally regressed, naive and impressionable. We're adults talking about an adult, it's a perfectly appropriate presumption imo.
>>219281414Good for youMost people dont>ugh why are they not like my fave season contestants?!!??Because they are different people dumbass
>>219281392fuck off retard
>>219281392Damn those threads were fun. Where’s the fun now
>>219281380>He doesn't knowLOL
>>219281418She's rebelling against her older sister. She probably thinks "what's the big deal, it's only a 1/2 hour. We should be equals."
>>219281428These bums don’t do anything interesting. Keep carrying water for this dogshit
>>219281404the psychic bits have been the best part of the season. the twins are a goldmine.
>>219281390No they dont. They are retarded full stop
>>219281439sending the wiggers on a wild goose chase is a funny bit
>>219281392Based frank
>>219281418She resents that bingo doesn't have to work and can just do art all day
>>219281390>>219281419obviously they're not braindead retards, but they are both victims of childhood rape and Bingo has stated she doesn't like sexual stuff so for people to continue to sexualize her is just fucking weirdI mean it's your prerogative if you want to be a fucking weird freak, but I'm just saying some dude's smelly dick isn't going to have any positive effect on her and in fact would do the oppositei really hope their community shields them from all the weird sex pests
>>219281455Shut up mints
>>219281410The Twitter account for ICP's wrestling federation JCW retweeted a clip of Bongo telling Bam ICP is one of her favourite music groups lol.
>>219281435Oh please…you people want to retcon and change the way things were. It was grim and dismal in the threads then too. Nostalgia fags are the worst. Every season is more or less the same in terms of /ftl/, the only thing that actually changes is the i tensity of simp posts and simp wars.
>>219281455they need to keep at it, we will have proof if they just spend enough time on it
Why did they replace Bulk with Blane? Bulk was the best freeloader this season.
so i guess since it's already posted on kiwi we can talk about this now. the original idea for s2 was going to be a True Detective style thing with Cole being the main detective character and the rest of the cast joining a cult. it all sort of fell apart because of sam not wanting to use actual cult brainwashing tactics, which he turned into "swamp magic" and "group therapy" - then the bit was trying to hide the fact he was holding initiations in the attic from the "protagonists" but that shit got too complicated and the bit fell apart almost instantly. they were gonna do a bunch of shit from some cult playbook and try to make cole freak out and think he was in a real 70's style suicide cult where everyone was actors but he left and jimmy was reddit and they just kinda dropped it all and locked in on TJ>t. knower of things
>frank spades keeps lying burt fucked aryehdude, tiny burt wouldnt even penetrate those humongous buttlocks
>>219281473ever heard about exposure therapy
10:00fishtank is now viewable without director for everyone on their fucked up website like the good old days
>>219281451Keep wasting your time on a show you hate retard >these people dont do anything im just going to spend all my time in the threads and watching them do nothing ughh Idiot
>>219281498dude I really hope you fucking kill yourself or get killed, and I hope it happens today
I'm at work and can't watch the show rn but I can tell nothing is happening bc the thread is always way worse when nothing is happening and it's rly bad rn
>>219281480It was fun in the beginning and the end. The middle was grim but even the composting had strike status posting
>>219281286And that's why she's afraid to explore romance because she's afraid it will kill her drive and interest in making an art career. But she mentioned if shes able to reach some success she might be interested in pursuing a relationship as part of her life but only then.
Ben is a legit tough guy
something big is about to happen
>>219276430>>219276471test
Alex got kicked for saying mean words
>>219281494That would’ve been fun
>>219281521Alex wasn't kicked - he walked! We want him back!
Blane dubs
>>219281480I think he meant the threads that were specifically in the image you posted because those actually were very fun threads. I had a blast that night.
Bingo is our asexual queen. I will marry her sister and protect her and eventually profit when she creates the next big hit cartoon.
blaine and laura have run their course and need to be replaced with actual scum of the earth
>>219281502I will thank you. You keep watching this garbage with me
>>219281481as i said in a previous thread, somehow the twins need to integrate their undoubted psychic abilities into their post-fishtank career.
The show would be so much better if James drake was in charge. He could actually recruit interesting contestants instead of terminally online retards (like me)
tribal rivalries could be a good thing for the tank
>>219281331I saw a couple twins art but that's it
>>219281508Nothings happening
>>219281494yeah i've been in the camp that Sam killed all of the potential good content in previous seasonsi like Sam but his moralfag Christian larp is getting old
>>219281494>make cole freak out and think he was in a real 70's style suicide cultHaving sam and tts there would break that immersion for me
>>219281521He was kicked for blarting all over the furniture and leaving stains for Landon to sniff
This season has really almost nothing going for it and might as well be a memory wipe once it's over. Actually on par if not worse than S4
>>219281589sorry JD, we'll never forget how big of a faggot you are
>run the show known for bringing in homeless drug addicts >move to Atlanta>don’t bring in any homeless drug addictsIt’s because Sam isn’t around to wrangle if necessary isn’t it?
i find intimacy repulsive myself, so bingo would be the perfect fit for me
>>219280525She seems nice, I'd hang out with her irl. And even if she was boring nontent as a fish, the twins are way worse but they get a pass because they're autistic twins so the lonely incels get more attached to them, Emma isn't pretty or interesting enough to be simpbait
goo room reveal is going to be insane
lol
>>219281589S4 at least TLP got refilled around but yeah it was pretty grim. Show hasn’t been good since they brought Alex’s fat wife on. Now it’s been like 2.5 seasons of just garbage
>>219280323Man, if it takes them 8 months to plan a season that is barely functional imagine how fucking scuffed a Tank would be with less time in the oven
I like the goo assembly line. another opportunity for he retards to prove they are unfit for civilization
send the hag home
*acts black*
>>219281589for sure worse.
>>219281494How did they know Cole was going to do the detective bit before Cole came in and did the detective bit? How did they know he was going to be so socially ostracizing before he came in and sperged the wrong way in a cast full of spergs.This seems like bullshit made up using shit shit that already happened even though they wouldn't have any of that knowledge. The only part that's true is they were going to improv some cult shit but gave it up.
They forgot the shape room
I’m not even seething at TJ anymore it’s just something about Alex B’s energy that made me so angry and pissed off.
>>219281632They missed the opportunity to dress her up as Erika kirkOr is it too soon for Sam
>>219281513I didn't know that, but I believe it. Good for her, obviously other hang ups are at play for her aversion towards sexual and romantic relationships, but at least her framing of it seems productive in so far as her art is concerned.
>>219281639shape store would've been funny if it didn't turn out to just be a gay crypto scam
>>219280646They have to kick out one of the guys and a JDrake vs Bashir finale is the only interesting one. Twins will stay as pets. Also Landon shittested them a lot. Bashir too, but at least Bashir can mog them. I think Jet and Ben have a weird sense of fairness where they take shittests better if they think the person doing it is normal.
vicky crying and crashing out and responding with a deep kiss
>>219281494This is so profoundly stupid that I can truly believe it came from Kiwitroons.
>>219281640yea we know youre a production simp
When will we learn the secret behind the stripes?
>>219281246No imagination needed. He already brought a razor onto the show and self eliminated to avoid getting punched.
>>219281563Why do people want to have sex with James so bad. He gets Female/TJ level of dickriding.
What if we have James Drake fight Bongo
>>219281673chad
>>219281676It would go like that episode of Simpsons where Homer became a boxer.
>>219281651Burt should've appeared as George Floyd too and then Jimmy as Hitler and they all talk about Agartha loooll xD
>>219281563He’s a failed actor dating a single mother.
>>219281671he didn't self eliminate, the wiggers had to go up there and drag him out and they were barely able to wrangle him lol
WHERES THE STREAM?????
>>219281676Competitive and charming and can speak good
>>219281514
>>219281673Let me guess, you're a fan of the dysgenic retards
My biggest hope for the end of the season is that James Drake continues giving Landon boxing lessons and the final challenge for Landon is he has to box Ben again.
>>219281696If someone was trying to steal my organs I would resist too
>>219281643
ppv has been fucking shit this season
>>219281700Meant for>>219281673
>>219281643Ben's actually just a weak little man huh?
>>219281077Nah, I was around until Diamond left and tracked back though the threads today. Nothing of note. I’m trying not to doom but fucking hell it’s absolutely bleak.
>>219281632lol, you reminded to go watch this, I only listened earlierit was worth it for the 10 second re-enactment
>>219281711We already had a boxing finale, that said they’re usually pretty good with endings. I have no idea what they can do though
>>219281643to be fair crackheads are known for being abnormally strong
>>219281703based nestor
>>219281618Why not both? Emma is better at wrangling Alex than jet and ben. Make her Alex's caretaker
they need someone like this in the tank
>>219281643sorry i need photoshop skills or a good ai that will face swap
>>219281716I wonder what caused him to bleed from his ass anyway.Binx pegged him at some point?Ass cancer he hasn't realized?Popping a hemmy? I wonder what he does back home to not notice an ass leakage? Feeling a warm and wet ass crack should be very uncomortable
>>219281638obviously, certain things were prompted pre-season. they told cole there would be a mystery to solve and he was a plant. they told trish to be a slut and tried to hook her up with cole or TJ. brian was a late addition. they just told everyone else they were plants, except shinji. cole just fell into doing the detective shit on his own. i think they were trying to make him look more schizo as part of this. they really wanted him to freak outand yeah, sam being there ruins the immersion of a suicide cult gaslight which is why they didn't do it. it was a writers-room sort of situation and the wiggers veto'd it early. the season's visual design and casting were centered around this idea though.
>>219281741They just need to handcuff him to someone. Maybe a twin since they freak him out
>>219281699fishtank.live
>>219281247They never released him.
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