>FTL NEWS:-- Alex B is GONE after repeatedly threatening to KILL ppl https://x.com/amorphous714/status/2039945869466980786-- They showed the goo room to Alex B https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytEG8qb5OEs -- Fat ghetto Diamond left after 10 minutes. Also she was on Soft White Underbelly as a sex addict-- Emma has been eliminated-- 4 fish remain: James Drake, Landon, The Twins and Bashir>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://fishtank.observer/https://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_WikiPrevious: >>219282963
>friendmogs your friendtank
what happens with the goo room now? is someone going to be assigned a goo making job?
Isn't Alex B coming back?
>>219284935>Diamond left after 10 minutes. Also she was on Soft White Underbelly as a sex addictproof?
>>219285029very good!!!!!!!
love him or hate him, bashir’s bit has become extremely stalejust like the rest of this season. time to wrap it up. four or five days tops
>>219285037proof is you made your parents disown youloser
>open fishtank>binx is there>close fishtank
Bongo is like a dog and Bingo is like a cat.
https://strawpoll.com/PKglelz9eZp
Why did Bam call Alex B a crackhead
>open fishtank>bongo is there>keep fishtank open
vicky leaving took a while to recover from, i don't think they're gonna recover from jd leavingit's gotten brutal to watch
CONTINGENCY
>open fishtank>binx is there>webm related
>>219285172No idea
>>219285029i hope they abandon it like the other retarded rooms
>>219285161https://youtu.be/eRvfxWRi6qQ
>>219285172I mean....
Why is baby grandma still here if Alex is gone
>>219285172alex b ryan dunn posted twice. he also johnny knoxville and steve-o posted.
anybody have the webm of blane writing "you're gonna carry that weight" on the board after leaving the jungle room while they were filming the b movie challenge. It was kidna wholesome, everybody unironically hated the guy until he did that scene where he improv going to hell after his character died, chat loved it lol, it was funny as fuck. Then he went outside and while he waited, wrote that on the board. It was like a weird synchronicity moment
>>219285178There's 10 days left bro, there's no time to recover
Bam>Sam
btw im the one who gave the season a 1/10
>>219285172he is addicted to crack and meth
>>219285172because he is one
>>219285172he should have said cancer head
>Binx exists
>>219285213how do you do it?
AB is built for BIG JIMMY COCK
>>219285213don't worry famalam i gave it a 10/10 to counter your 1/10. you're welcome.
even antara is glazing the wiggers
>>219285172bam has met thousands of alex bs
>>219285167Even a 5/10 for this slop is being extremely generous. It's 3 to 4 at the most.
Antara just confirmed that Jet and Ben are giving it 200 PERCENTSo lets all be RESPECT okay?
bring her back
>>219285172Why do you think?
>>219285247Why is that surprising, she's a hired indian
>>219285249steve-o was an alex b before he did the sneed-oful.
Does bam talk about anything besides shouting previous conversations he has had with people
>>219285251more of this
As someone that's been watching since day 1 s1, I kinda have to admit Jet's proven this project can continue without Sam and Frank. There's consistently at least been something going on most of the day every day. I still wouldn't pay for it but I haven't felt like the content's lacking at all. Jet's still a fat faggot though.
>>219285251where was he when we needed him most...
>>219285207
oh boy now that alex is gone we can get back to
>>219285207you encapsulated why I hate his fans succulently
>>219285251who is this guy
Bam calling the show nontent
"Friendtank" only worked in previous seasons because it felt like walking into a safe room in Resident Evil. Without a feeling of danger on the other side, it just falls flat.
>>219285257I wouldn't be mad if they brought Lujan on
>Tattoo artist on Sunday
>>219285232THIS LET JIMMY AND SISTER AB HOOK UP
>>219285029they are supposedly going to required to make 100's of jars of goo each day
>PPV barely at 500 viewers3 weeks ago we were at 4k
>>219285268>I haven't felt like the content's lacking at allthe people saying this are next-level delusional. are you the people that watch kick streamers or something? is your bar this low? fucking insane
>>219285277blane seethers are trannies
>>219285268>There's consistently at least been something going on most of the day every day.
>>219285282yea if they are going to get rid of the tension the void needs to be filled
>>219285292Ppv doesn’t work genius
>>219285282We seethe about the same shit every season and then retroactively make them better and we'll do the same thing with this one.
>Oh a remote controlled robot that’s a fun gimmick with them rotating guests piloting it>nope just an Indian for the entire seasonalright
>>219285278some faggot /ftl/ loves to fellate for some reason
>>219285271Mark
What are some offbrand shows that are ongoing and when do they air? Is Sardine Tin starting up after the early end of S5? I know it's around the time they did S1 last year. I didn't watch any of them, does anyone have recap videos for it, or for Estanque?
>>219285279fucking based
Jet and Sam lost
maejok is off the director cam i was wondering why it's shit again
>>219285292ppv sucks shit now that the other cams constantly buffer, don't work or have severely delayed audio.which is sad because the playlist is gone and the mainsite buffers like crazy too. there's literally nowhere good to watch this shit but on kick
>>219285295hate his fans, not him, learn to read
>>219285251Anyone have the webm of Burt getting stunned into silence upon seeing Cowboy?
S5 is coddled nontent
>>219285308The best part is Jet announcing the robot in the preseason stream as something they bought specifically for Sam to pilot and still be a part of the show.
Hate to admit, but Frank is actually needed here.
>>219285282trvthnvke
They get jobs yet?
>>219285310y
>>219285340This
>>219285336season 5 is the TJ of fishtank seasons, coddled with small bursts of content
Binx and Laura are making Blane lose aura. He’s just their subservient lapdog.
>>219285288SEND HER IN
Hey guys, halfway through Day 20 and the women are... CONSPIRING TO MOG BASHIR AGAIN! How will he get out of this one?
>>219285348lol
Why has Jet tried to make Fishtank tamer and less intense when he's still allowing TTS to say nigger and faggot and gas the kikes which makes this unmarketable and unwatchable for mainstream viewers? Isn't that the worst of both worlds?Either make it palatable to normies and get their money OR make it extreme and racist and gore and diarrhea in your face for the artist guy world record. I don't know what he's trying to accomplish or who this is supposed to be for
>>219285292director isnt even working is it?
>>219285277Idk dude, If I wanted to see people shit and fart and throw pee at each other with 0 substance or meaning, I would watch one of those russian streams. I really like those small moments, even if I'm reading a little bit too much into it
>>219285314Ur best bet is following sardine tin and arparure some no lifer like jakoff to keep up with that sort of goyslop
GET HIS ASS KODY
>>219285356this is the only valid criticism of blane i've seen
>>219285361Did Bashir even care that Laura hid his suitcase down in the basement?
>>219285268People love to praise s2 but the fish were so lethargic from lack of food the entire middle of the season dragged with them just laying around and Sam couldn't stand the fish so he spent a lot of time working out and moping around. If it weren't for Trish he'd have barely interacted with the fish at all. >>219285282The danger was a closeted homo tren freak with a massive dome and Frank, a guy who can barely move he's so fat though. Burt was scarier than those two because he's legit schizo and might have AIDS.
kody is bad at pretending to be mad
Blane is going to die without sustenance in the next 2 minutes
>>219285308I thought the idea would be that you could pay to pilot the robot and talk to the fish directly, so long as you have a webcam and a mic.
codyitup
blane buddies... i think we fucked up... big time... we need to apologize to kool guy kody
>>219285350That's Seth's dad's name
>>219285369you encapsulated why I hate his fans succulently
binx serves no purpose. she doesnt farm tts she just sits and acts cringe to the audience and is friendly to the fish
>>219285361Oh my heckin stars! Don’t target my bashir!!
can you blane him? :(
>>219285394do you realize why that might be a bad idea
I’ve seen enough, bring back the looping crackhead
lmfao blane's stunlocked
>>219285307>We seethe about the same shit every seasonnah, every season has had their own distinct problems that the fanbase overwhelmingly hated.>S1 technical difficulties all fucking season>S2"production told me to">S3way too big of a house causing numerous problems>S4S1 rerun>S5friendtank
they need to get rid of laura or binx asap
>>219285380No, he just asked Kody if he would bring it up and Kody was like, sure lmao
are they announcing who won the flight logs challenge soon
>acts like a fish>acts like a wiggerfucking idiot doesn't know his place
>>219285394Good idea on paper but you know it's just end up as Sharpfart as a freeloader in a robot body
>>219285282It's time to admit that Sam's presence and the sense of unease he brings cannot be replicated.
LAURA IS 4CHAN
>>219285378FISHTANK ALWAYS WINS!!!
>>219285404more freeloaders means less work for Jet so she's staying
starve blane challege today
>>219285418HELLHOUSE
>>219285417laura has already done her part.. not sure if there is really much left there, I think her chapter is over
>>219285407I wouldn't care about it so much if they ever hassled any of the other fish. Freeloaders this season are faggot pussies on a loop
>>219285411yes but its still better than every idea the wiggers have had, the fucking goo room?
Jet nuked restreamers but he nuked the show alongside it. Pottery.
>>219285427grim
stop calling s5 friendtank they're not friends this cast has no chemistry there have been zero friendships this season
bashir coming in to defuse the slight tension
one of the issues this season is the lack of unbalanced power between production and the cast
AND THEN I SAID PICK IT UP JANNY
>>219285427can't wait to see her reaction to all the nice things we have to say about her!! we definitely picked her!
my tummy pain over the course of this season has gotten so worse it is an actual physical pain now
>>219285412This but unironically
>>219285417Binx is leaving todayLaura needs to be eviscerated, but nobody wants to do anything to her. They need Frank
>>219285320Kick gives me driver problems on both my PCs, I'm not sure why. It's the only site I have issues with so I'm kinda fucked here after 10pm.
damn kick VOD scrubbing is actually pretty good now for some reason
>>219285452he has no reason to resent blane
>>219285451blane and emma where vibing. all blane could think about was getting her contact info when she got eliminated
Poor Blane... He's just a loving fan. Needs to be used better instead of letting him sit there and develop bonds
>>219285172
>>219285452HES SO CONTENT
Now that the dust has settled, everyone realizes that Burt was just playing a character and pretending to be that schizo, right? He wasn't even actually jacking off
>>219285464i get that when i dont see the twins up and awake
>>219285452lol
Laura has overstayed her welcome
>>219285370Again but fully in English?
>>219285464your tummy is producing uncoddled content
>>219285477he has no reason to cuck content every single fucking time it happens
>>219285417Binx and Blane are leaving today. Laura is probably there until the end at this point.
>alex b shows up>everyone focuses on alex b>alex b leaves>everyone focuses on alex bhe won
>>219285427haha clean it up janny oh man epic as f*ck
when frank gets here, make him wear something like this for no reason
>>219285452it's what he does
>>219285487She never had one from me
fucking christ if you aren't going to make binx leave at least move her away from the mic her voice is unbearable
>>219284935I want to have a friends with benefits situationship with Tayleigh
>>219285495>Binx and Blane are leaving todayWhy do you guys keep saying this?
>>219285493blane crying is not a sustainable bit of content they literally have no reason to hate eachother you autist
alex b is 28
>>219285493Actually he does because it completely destroys production's conception of their show
lol james drake is wearing a jacket indoors like alex b
>Binx is still there
To pass the time they should have freeloader eliminations. Make the cast fight for which friendloader they want to keep. Get rid of Blane and maybe Landon gets upset. Get rid of Laura and maybe twins get upset. This creates conflict, now they are fighting for something that isn't immunity and elimination or fake drama.
>>219285451They literally spend all day in the same room as each other chit chatting lol.At this point in the show in previous seasons, the fish would all be in separate rooms talking about how they don't trust each other. Final week btw.
i miss being able to use confessional when twins are there
>twins go to confessional to plot>get distracted by the fishThis happens like 10 times a day.
>>219285495>Laura is probably there until the endplease say sike
>>219285528it's alex's jacket
>>219285521It’s quite impressive that she’s managed to hit an almost universally hated pitch, cadence and volume. I can’t even begin to describe it.
>>219285524They said it last night. Binx said she was only staying the night and Blane said he was also leaving soon and said they were probably going to share an Uber together.
>>219285525Then get him the fuck out. This isn't the neet rehabilitation show.
>>219285035alex binxfucker was harvested in the harvesting room
>>219285528It is literally Alex's jacket lol. Drake found it.
>The jeet has just become a fish
>>219285348The ‘theme is of the season is like jobs and stocks and the market economy but we’re going to stop doing that halfway through and just start giving them everything for free and let them steal and not assign jobs until uhhhhhGet out of my fucking ear bro
>>219285505I only see janny used here. Sharty fags say wagie.
>>219285534I don't think anyone is that attached to them
I've gotten black out drunk every night for 20 days.
BORING GIRLS BORING GIRLS BORING GIRLS BORING GIRLS BORING GIRLS
>>219285481these comparisons were funny before we learned he is literally dying of cancer
Did they ever announce stock winners or was that a scam too
Yeah Jet, we can tell.
>>219285551She's beautiful
>>219285503S5 lost
if bashir is nontent why are all the foids constantly scheming to get rid of him?
>>219285544>>219285552so why isnt he destroying it? kwab
>>219285566Grim
Production needs to remove binx and Laura binx voice is grating
>>219285534>Get rid of Binx>Everybody wins
Twins should go next
>>219285527you morons keep saying this but they unironically love when he does that faggot shit
kody, you should've brought a notebook to take notes as you smell the fishes
>>219285583How does that make him content though
>>219285549>leave blane alone
>>219285577Doing drugs and scrolling/posting on X about doing drugs is what this nigger considers "doing work" btw
method just killed mythic beloran child of alar for 8/9 mythic progression in the race to world firstit is now a 3 horse race on the final boss of the tier
>>219285308If they don’t bring ghost politics in on it then they actively hate good content
MVP of season 5 so far?https://strawpoll.com/GJn44rGrznzhttps://strawpoll.com/GJn44rGrznzhttps://strawpoll.com/GJn44rGrznz
previous seasons had challenges for multiple thousands of dollars constantly popping off
REMEMBER SEASON 3!?!?!!
>>219285587Its good memento
Binx's voice is so fucking grating.
>>219285567ALL THE GIRLS ARE BORING BORINGALL THE BORING GIRLS
>its a binx tells the alex wife story episode again
>>219285603it makes me content with him
>>219285525it's fucking SOMETHING though, and he does it to EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS
>>219285539same. corridor will suffice
>>219285595It's gonna be Landon, then the Twins, then Bashir.
>>219285583nonconformist
Soooo show's dead huh
Bongo says she’s going to try not to get too involved in freeloader stuff. She’s just going to go through the motions and take things as they come.
The only thing Binx ever contributed to this show was getting assaulted
>>219285587would only be funny if alex was still there desu.if he started destroying the jacket right now it would come off as try hard.
>>219285566That's not good for you. You should take a break
>>219285634its 1pm nigga
>>219285638so sit on a couch all day what a shock
>>219285609fuck your shitty poll leaving emma off
>>219285526Alex B is forever 21
Daily reminder to Jet and Ben and crew that this season has been the most consistent so far. Good job, niggas. Can't wait to see what's in store. Don't listen to all of the doomer faggots. There's only a handful of them and none of them even actually watch, anyway.Keep it up, all of us fans in the silent majority are cheering for you guys. Except for mints, fuck him. (jk love him too)
>talking about digital circusAshanti coded
>>219285609what a dogshit poll
>>219285624she's done that at least 3 times in 24 hours
They need 300 pounds eternal Black freeloader who exists only to annoy everyone.
>>219285629stop seething mints
>>219285493Yes he does, it's because he does it to spite you and people like you in particular. He's mogging you, constantly. Ls. Ls everyday.
>>219285634died with the playlist
Can you guys give me Amazing Digital Circus episode 8 spoilers?
>>219285650And then what? Nontent twins? Drake, Landon and Bashir sitting around doing nothing?
>>219285640she herself realizes this
>Binx's head is still attached to her body
>>219285609The viewers for watching paint dry for 20 days
>Thursday night>Emma gone>Tensions low between final four>Production pays to have a fat melodramatic wigger whore as a freeloader>Other freeloaders 'hassle' her out in 10 mins>Sperg fish and freeloaders gloat and celebrate>"FISHTANK ALWAYS WINS BABY!!">Jet brings them food and congratulates them>Rest of the night is friendtank + Alex B>It's now Friday>Pressure is really on the wiggers to provide a show tonightThe pins are all set up. Does production have anything in the works to knock them down?
>>219285603>how is conflict contentyou fags are why this show is dying.enjoy the fishtank road trip.
>>219285551Bicky
Binxs voice is so soothing
>>219285607Mythic raiding is a net negative on game design and designing it exclusively for 2 teams to compete during live hotfixing on accounts all known to break ToS, occurring on servers on separate time zones, is the SHITTIEST ‘pro’ scene of any video game
>>219285655Shut the fuck up Mints you faggot bitch
lol Stinx only contribution to Fishtank was being attacked by a BBW latina
>>219285634yeah
>>219285663fuck that faggot too. bashir was actually interested when he was fucking with his gay ass
>>219285674kek'd
>>219285678A bunch of women whispering is a thin example of conflict
goran please...end le show
>>219285667almost everything of note that happens happens at night. if that makes you mad i dont know what to tell you
>>219285652who?
>>219285172real recognize real
>>219285526wtf I thought his ass was 37
yeah I'm thinking it's goo room time
>>219285667make up a challenge you wigger trash
>>219285678truly grim they don't get it
>>219285653Wait, I know this place. When were they in Austin together?
Binx voice in unbearable i dont even remember it being this bad is s3
I've never played a Fire Emblem before. Is Sacred Stones a good place to start?
One more week, right?
>>219285666>sanatic tripssatanic show
>>219285587what?
>>219285669lmao
>>219285664wow what a winner he really got my ass by ruining the show
>>219285667unfortunately that's just how it is on a 24/7 livestreamyou think there will just be no downtime? how could that even be possible?
>>219285706Nothing of note has happened in weeks besides laura eating pukeunless you count drake's boring acting bits as content
>>219285688probably still more fun than fishtank i think
>>219285691immediately spotted him w/o fail
>>219285650Exactly. It's 1 PM.Production used to treat this as a 24/7 show.Now they treat it as a matinee.
>>219285727Nah it's sexy
>>219285728no
>>219285178Vicky leaving took a devastating blow to the show
>>219285355The only content TJ did of his own volition was trying to quit the show the second he heard a horsecock tts
>>219285587It's a cool jacket. I'd keep it too.
Bongo looks beautiful today
>>219285727Because you could barely hear the fish speak in that big ass house lol
>>219285675yeah they are going to do a goo lab bit for 8 hour shift and everyone is going metaphorically kneel
>>219285728somebody already answered this like 4 threads ago. i don't remember what he said tho i think yes
>>219285728Yes
me and binxy are awesomesauce together!
Bingo's hungover as fuck
>>219285678the show is dying because people don't care about gossipGet a life you dumb cunt
>>219285203S2 they brought octavious thunder to fuck with brian but he got eliminated so soon after and goldstriker said pack and leave lol>does binx get enough tts to justify them keeping her?
>>219285737if you feel that way then why are you still watching? if you're not watching, why are you wasting your time in this thread?
>>219285737that's not true, plenty has happened, you just spent all of your time staring at and hitting Update in these threads so (you) can get called a nigger for the 239898th time
approach a girl and tell her you want to brutally pin her down and breed herits that easy, incel
If you were black would you give Scott Sullivan MMA the N word pass? Me yes
jet needs to send in knoswal so we can see why binx and her gothgirls hate him nowdo it jet! send in knoswal
>>219285675they ordered some really cool stuff off amazon
>>219285308the indian is funnier than anything else they'd ever do with it
Roundhouse kicking Stinx's head off her hag shoulders
>>219285774who gave landon access to a phone?
>>219285702The situations develop.Unfortunately production feels the need to cuck those situations as soon as they turn into something real, this season.
Twins gotta goThey literally do nothingAt least Emma let Drake manhandle her but nobody will touch the nontent twins
LOL! SMELL REPORT!
>>219285686this but unironically
>>219285727they were further away from the mics
Day 20 of mondotrannies blamming everyone except Jet for anything that is bad about the show>wooow, they don't do anything>woow, the cast should have come to the stream with their own 40 day plan>woow, the cast should have had a truck full of gadgets and tools for their own challenges>wooow, why is the cast not writing the show for Jet>wooow, they sleep all day after being kept awake all night by Jet>wooow, why don't they throw shit and piss on eachother after being told by Jet to not do thatEveryone is at fault except Jet
how can he sniff
Past contestants that pose as a threatening freeloader(even mog James Drake)>Burt>Freddy>Aryeh>Jon>Jimmy
Twins like Moomin
>>219285750it was never big things happening 24/7, you are delusional
cut off jets pinky and stir fry it in a wok type shit
>>219285725Mizzy came to Austin to do the kick skut sleepover stream at ice posidons house. Then hung out with feef and invited Alex to visit too
>People pay $100 to ask Cody to tell them what the fish smell like
>>219285802aryeh wanted to quit over getting gatorade poured on him
>>219285782sex haver here. it really is that simple no joke.
>>219285778>people don't care about gossippeople don;t just randomly start throwing hands, retard.gossip leads to shit talking and shit talking leads to fighting.idk why i'm explaining fishtank to newfags goddammit.
>>219285774he should unironically never recover from this. has anybody tts'd this to him yet?
>>219285727Shes playing up her accent more its a new thing female streamers do. Binx, vimp, you'll see if all over kick.
>>219285811Money well spent
>i thought he was gonna smell my feet for a second >could you imagine?>tickle tickle gosh i love the twins
>Ankara and Binx talking True Hellhouse
>>219285624It's all she has from season 3. What other story could she tell?>I did nothing but dressed like a goblin 1 time.>Oh I got a bunch of people to hate an Indian guy they already didn't like>I got dropped off at a bus station with a bunch of prostitutes in Vegas but the cameras didn't work so no one saw.
>>219285811a month
>>219285799it's not that jet is blameless but this is season 5. they have never had a plan, there has always been downtime. literally what are you expecting?
>>219285178JD was a plant. An amazing one that was keeping the show together the little that it was
Twins are content queens. Twins W!
>>219285774the tiger is ready for mating season
>>219285809Interesting. Thanks.
>>219285795nobody does fucking anything
Every time I switch to a cam with Bashir he's spouting some religious or self help shit at the camera
>>219285730guy who can't count
Do you think Bam will have more creative control next season?
>>219285801the grim future for these poor girls
>>219285624Did she even do anything on spictank to talk about?
>>219285822There has been no fighting you tard
>>219285751Binx voice is grating and unwatchable its insane she considers herself a steamer with a voice like that
according to the fishtank site, Alex B has not actually been eliminated yet!
beth x bashir <3
I'm guessing that in the future the basement telegram tier will pay way more than $100. That's assuming, of course, there is another season or that they continue the basement chat access
S6 needs a Gemmer
>>219285804fucking newfag.S1-S3 we had bits and challenges running literally all day every day.Even in S2, the most doomer season ever, had production coming upstairs constantly to incentivize fish to get active.That's literally where the 'production told me to" meme came from.
>>219285811>they were giving this information for free in previous seasons>we will still get it for free anyway
>>219285855>next season
>>219285851either that or giving somebody a therapy lesson
>>219285861Let's not be dramatic bro
>>219285870>S1-S3 we had bits and challenges running literally all day every day
>>219285868sexy and attractive
>>219285855Next season will be hosted by Alex Stein for free
>>219285863BASHIT!!!!
>>219285863he can fix her
I really want a hamburger right now.
>>219285851Sounds awesome. If only he would sit around and talk about how the women are hassling him exclusively and it hurts his feelings and how something needs to be done about them like all the women
>>219285860Because production keeps cucking every situation that escalates.That's not the fishes fault.
Bring Alex back but give him a loaded gun.
>bashir still counting up the negative tts he getskek'd
>>219285840I am expecting mondotrannies to blame everyone except Jet for the show being bad. My expectations were met.I am not the one complaining that the cast is boring and blaming them for nothing happening. Not a single mondotranny can tell you what they would do in their situation to make it interesting.>dude I would like...I'd sing a song! that would be epic!
>>219285870season 2 and 3 did not have challenges running every day you retardi didn't see season 1 live but i guarantee they didn't on that season either
>>219285851People ask why Bashir even joined the show, and this is the answer. He wants to sermonize and get people to follow his cultic ramblings. He wants to turn people into more Bashirs in the world. Classic Muslim.
Remember the beds filled with plushies that Josie, Binx, and Payton got in their seasons? The twins barely have any in comparison.
>>219285863
>>219285811 its definitely not cody sending his own TTS to sniff their armpits
>>219285895Stolen jd bit
>>219285811It's because after it was all said and done it was revealed Josie smelled like a foot the entire time because she doesn't believe in deodorant btw
>>219285868TJ should've gotten with her instead of the gambling addict.
>>219285898This is what every devout religious follower does
>>219285900so cute
>>219285855finna be fake ahh unc tank remember when fr
>>219285778>Get a lifeyou're watching a reality show at noon on a weekday lol
>>219285870lol
>>219285900>>219285863
There is no dramaNothing happeningNo natural conflictWhenever a conflict will happen it gets cuckedThere is nothingAbsolutely nothingAbsolute dead air and then we wait until evening so jet and ben will go up and do some shitty "bit" and roleplay with the boring retards
>>219285919beth... what are you doing...
>>219285904Of course she smells weird, she's a fucking weeb that worked as a garbage collector before the show. Why the fuck would people pay to find that out.
Why is binx still here? Alex b is gone. Her voice is making this unwatchable. Tuned in to see binx and antara chatting and I immediately had to end stream there voices are unbearable.
i love how consistently negative the feedback here is at all times, no matter what is happening (or not happening) the posts here are dooming. james could decapitate alex B and only 40% of the posts here would be positive
He’s about to drop the unseen footage that tells the REAL story. It’s over for Fishtank.
>>219285868show his penis
ME AND BINXY ARE AWESOMESAUCE TOGETHER
>>219285917Am I though? You're the one defending this shit that I dont have open
>>219285896ok well have fun with whatever the fuck you're talking about
>>219285728Yes. Other good starting games:Blazing BladePath of RadianceAwakeningDon't listen anyone telling you to start with anything else. Genealogy is kino but not a good starting game
>>219285919sister beth...
her ass looks like she's wearing a diaper
Making a pizza in an air fryer. wish me luck.
>>219285870season 3 had a week long pull up challenge
Locals only bitch
>>219285919if that is real how little confidence does beth have?bashir couldn't even look at her because he found her that evil and gross
>>219285904Turkey tom said that because josie wouldn't pay attention to him
>>219285863literally every single person in these threads is saying this
>>219285937What happens next will SHOCK YOU
The hardwood floor has scalp issues.
>>219285897>production told me to>production told me to>production told me to>production told me toWhatever you say man. Most of the bits in S2 fell flat almost immediately, but trying to say that production wasn't constantly trying to get the fish active is an outright lie.Production told me to btw.
>>219285877Its genuinely grating
>>219285886didn't his talk show get canceled? lol what a loser, maybe he should go back to cross dressing and "trolling" undeterred officials at city council meetings
THIS MONKEYS GONE TO HEAVEN THIS MONKEYS GONE TO HEAVEN THIS MONKEYS GONE TO HEAVEN
>>219285948She does wear diapers. She is disgusting. Why do you think she only wears shapewear
>>219285870>Even in S2, the most doomer season ever, had production coming upstairs constantly to incentivize fish to get active.What season were you watching? S2 had spans of multiple days in a row where the wiggers didn't come upstairs until 8 PM
>>219285921Give it some time to boil up againAlex ruined all momentum and shit only starts in this tank after 7 PM
>>219285937RELEASE THE NEPSTEIN FILES
/ftl/ is worse than ever this season do you faggots ever get bored of complaining
>>219285919>Bashir beat his future wife into loving him
blanes going to cum all over the place when he smells binxs ass on his bed
>>219285972Nah, he's got a new show with Real America's Voice
>>219285897def not on s1 s1 they tried to do 6 week long challenges basically>week long handicap challenge>week long baby challenge>etc.
>>219285942>being so into a reality show that you read the threads even when you're not watching itthat's even worse anon lmao
It's crazy that these evil bums will bring in a hyperretard junkie like Alex, make 50k in two days off letting people say they are gonna rape his mom and piss on his dead dads grave, and then kick him off without paying him because he said 'kill' too much. Jet and Ben are so untalented and incapable of running the show because they are just bad people down to their core. It's why the show can never be good
>>219285994>he asks while complaining
me and binxie are awesomesauce together!
>>219285979no more 666 tts please
>>219285961oh it's real it's damn real https://x.com/VampireLiquorX/status/2039096741408985387
>>219285938you sick fuck
just rape everyone at this point
>>219285984yeah, people who praise season 2 only watched the edits, that's the only explanationand don't get me wrong, i liked season 2 as well, but man it was so fucking cursed and half the time unwatchable
>>219285994i cant prove this but i think it's europeans doing most of the bitching. western hemisphere neets are just now waking up or making tendies.
Just now finding out about the basement tier plan. That's fucking grim. Smell checks is a new low but honestly I'm not at all surprised.
For a website that supposedl Hates trannies, I’ve never experienced so much fucking estrogen in one place. Kiwifarms is just a bunch of faggots obsessing over the dumbest shit, spreading rumors, and gossip like a bunch of fucking women.
crazy that everything alex B said was true...
Why isn't James Drake blamed for being boring?
>money doesn't matter>jobs don't matter>stealing doesn't matter>rules don't matter>coddled fish>coddled freeloaders>16+ hours a day of sitting around and yappingim getting demotivated bros
Alex B is not coming back if he is crashing out on Twitter.
>>219285870>Fishtank fans twisting themselves into insanity to try to convince themselves that every season hasn't been complete shit with few moments of entertainment sprinkled through it, and that they haven't wasted hours of their life watching the sloppa
Blane insists on himself.
https://x.com/you_effo/status/1895151805597917603
>>219286027? Why are you on kiwifarms
>>219285945Yeah, I've just got Sacred Stones on my 3DS from the Ambassador program. Was going through all the shit I've got on there and was thinking of giving it a shot.
>>219286004>kick him off without paying him It’s okay because Alex is rich. He made $148,000 last year and is a multimillionaire.
>>219285804S1 was lots of nothing happening but we were all so excited for the show it didn't matter. Fishtank S1 only happens once.
>>219286004so true bestie
>>219286033kino
Beth's attraction to Bashir comes from the fact that he actually finds her repulsive due to his religion
>>219285998wow so an even bigger grift, what a joke
>>219286033Because he Stayed the Hardest
>>219285984This is a retcon.Jet and Ben were upstairs every day just like every other season.Jet was just clearly fucked up on whippets every single day.
>>219286036because he's at least actually competitive. bashir and landon actively go out of their way to stop things from happening. they're all boring though
>>219285994Nigger™
Alex B has heroin dementia, it's not a real human anymore, just a shell with parts of a brain.
>>219286038she was too pretty
>>219286036He's a cute guy :)
My estimation of Landon as a fish just fucking plummeted
I miss when you could buy one(1) TTS with the season pass
>>219285948She wears spanx at all times 24 hours a day. She wore spanx in the sauna.
>>219286021I want that cursed feeling back. The entire selling point of Fishtank is that it’s edgier than what you could get away with on normal reality tv. Without it’s just Big Brother but without any personalities.
>>219286060bitch has a corruption fetish
>>219286045>"Dude I'd be so good on fishtank, everyone will love me because I'm weird looking but super based!"
>>219286033they need to kick landon already and come up with a good challenge for these 2 to become rivals. All lando does is simp for binx and get in between people. He seems like a good guy, but I'm so tired of the wholesome retard act, I much rather have a 1v1 with these 2, that actually care about challenges and winning.
>Hasn't done anything in 2 weeksKINDA COOLING OFF ON BASHIR NGL
>>219286036Because uuuuuhhh
>>219286044I always assumed most of the audience understood that, being a 24/7 show, there would inevitably be moments of downtime. I thought most people just had it up on a second monitor, hop on the threads and bullshit a little bit here and there, and then unmute and pause their video games when shit actually starts happening.
>>219285884literally>and he called the other guy a newfag
>>219285957It's difficult to load in and out of the basket, especially when it's hot
i want to see bashir and beth fall in love and improve each other. beth will become muslim and bashir will become less pretentious. like peanut butter and jelly
>>219286074what did he do? you must not have heard him last night. it was extremely grim and ruined what little faith I had in him
>>219286044>Fishtank fansyou're one of us, stop larping
>>219286014>>219285919what was he even wearing on this day?
>>219286074Last night makes me want him gone immediately
>nooooo i need my doordash and mother's care packages!yeah blane had his moments but he's a fanboy not built for the tank, not sure why laura's still hanging around either
>>219286084Is he talking about white nationalism again?
>>219286074Why?
>>219286054The money doesn't matter nearly as much as the nature in which they kicked him off.I hope you all realize they kicked him off because he 'ruined' the goo room bit, not because he said kill too much.
was there a director cam for season 2? is it possible to rewatch a season? like if it was hosted through a 30 day period
>>219286060negging works
I think this season will have a season 2 effect where a bunch of people like it after it's over, despite how grim it is right now
I'm glad sam is gone kinda I feel like the challenges he'd have them do were mean spirited or fucked up
FUCK OFF WITH BASHIR AND BETHBASHIR IS FOR JAMES DRAKE ONLY
>>219286075s1 they did a couple token drops>I was able to send THREE TTS
>>219286089THIS
>>219286039:)
>>219285982>Laura wear diapersLets see it she mentioned bringing diapers on as a jimmycord bit
>>219286119Rewatching a whole season sounds miserable
>>219285970delulu
>>219286002Making fun of losers like you means I am into the show? You're so desperate kek
20 minutes away still
>>219286105I think it was when he was being a wigger
what's going on in the basement that cody has to make appearances? don't take this the wrong way, he's doing great
>>219286130Yeah, that's the show. Now we just get a shitty live stream on the level of something some fag like Adin Ross or Kai Cenat would do
>>219286051Checking out their fishtank discussion. It’s night and day difference.
>>219286090He was doing well until Alex B showed upThen he slept through Alex B while Alex monopolized the show
>>219286119Josie was on director cam for season 2
>>219286074he WILL fuck binxy's brains out doggystyle
>>219285996
>>219286003>>219286042Tranny
>>219286130there's a balance to it where it needs to be at least a little mean spirited and fucked up or else it's just...nothing
>>219285970ThisS2 was just a less boring S5
>>219286125season 2 had way better highs which is what people remember
Remember when the prize for winning S2's Cell was $10k? Have they handed out even half of that in cash prizes this season?
>>219286132>Bashir smells like herbs and spices. Little tobacco. Generally good. MasculineThis is from Kody btw. You can incorporate this into your Bashir x Drake fan fiction
Bring Emma back or we riot!
I was eating some spaghetti and bit the side of my mouth really hard and now it’s really bloody and making my spaghetti taste like blood :(
>>219286153ben and jet are asleep and/or doing stuff to get ready for whatever dumb thing they're doing tonight
>>219286153He's the only one that can wake up during the day
>>219286033next level
>>219286090he's literally too strong he destroyed everybody that came after him
>>219286145im tired of missing out, everyone talks about season 2 i want to see if it's nostalgia posting or genuine
>>219286038>they say it's listening to feedback that's killing the season>they abandon their own bullshit after saying that
>>219286004Last time he "wasn't paid" because he refused to fill out a form
>>219286172post the other ones
>>219286177Damn you were fucking that shit up. Slow down
>>219286173who?
>>219286172It does compliment James Drake minty gum & old spice combo
the twins are so bored
>>219286125It’s been a good seasonJust Alex B stuff kind of ruined the pacing dynamic
>>219286099Beth is the kind if convert that would insist on wearing hijab everywhere as her own fetish
niggas hated beth so much that they kicked her for water
>we're just watching a guy eatkinographic neptunian scene
>mints goes to bed>maejok takes over director>show instantly becomes 3x betterHuh. Weird!
>>219286078i think the draw is moreso the fan interactioni mean, you don't hear AI voices threatening rape or making fun of suicide or calling the contestants faggots and niggers on Big BrotherI liked how cursed season 2 got (and season 1 towards the end), and we still have a week left for this season so who knowsbut if they don't take it that far, I wouldn't blame them. the crew seems to not remember season 2 very fondly, and if they aren't having fun then the show is going to suck
>>219286119Josie was on directors during S2 and would leave it on empty rooms for hours at a time.
>>219286043Burt must be happy
>>219286152oh man she's so kikeslave. bash always looks good
why don't zoomers hang out on irc anymore?
>>219286168Such as... ?
>>219286090emma was the glue. without her bashir is nothing
>>219286130Sam always grew to love the fish and gave them life lessons, He wanted to see them grow as people and knew how to successfully use "tough love".Jet unironically hates the fish and only wants to see them suffer. He brought a terminal cancer patient on the show just to drive him into psychosis and then kick him to the street. Sam would have never let something like that happen.
i'm so fucking sick of the freeloader show
jd WAS season 5
>>219286188you literally had to be there, unfortunatelythat's kinda the thing about this show, it's best consumed live
>>219286228I don't miss Sam treating the fish as his wayward children
beth is shlicking her cunt to the thought of bashir RIGHT NOW
>>219286205How they could is beyond me
>>219286219Zoomers don't hang out anywhere because they're all afraid someone is recording them and then using it as ammunition for an epic take down laterKiwifarms and takedown culture has raped an entire generation
>>219286228most retarded post of the year
>>219286243yeah, i imagine rewatching and going through archived threads would be incredibly depressing
>>219286228Sam has failed every single contestant he's tried to daddy, except Brian
director seems to be swapping at really good times and catching little scenes all over the house, whats happening??
>I hope Jet is in the basement coming with new ideas!>never mind, he's frying his brain on kratom and children shows
>>219286033there has been alot of kino colour shit going on this season
>>219286251Aren't they all on discord though
>>219286130I wonder how much was jet and bet getting in his ear. whenever he first arrived he was pissed off and short with the fish, shouting at them to make content. the longer he stuck around the nicer he got.
>>219286150>means I am into the show?You seem to have a pretty good idea of what every season has been based on your previous comment.Stop pretending like you don't watch Fishtank fucking faggot lol.
Hey let's send a horizontal picture to a vertical screen so it's way smaller
>>219286224Johnny throwing the hammer
>>219286251Nice projection schizo
>>219286269You would think so. But not really. Everyone on discord is old as fuck
>>219286244i'm a big fan of Sam so i enjoyed it a lot, but yeah it hardly compares to seeing him fuck with the normies on season 3, shit was so peak
>>219286242I hope Jet brings JD back like this, if not him it should be Charity. I'm not gonna bother saying Vicky because she's never returning.
this show is so fucking gay now it's just the jet and ben show if you are a fan of this you need to be put down. these threads should also not exist on /tv/ anywhere this bant tier trash
>>219286022If anything it's the other way around, also EST night time - morning are doomer hours
Why does Bashir smoke if he doesn't inhale? Does he just like smelling like shit?
>>219286272Not hard to know what is happening when there is 15 minutes of content per day to catch up on. Keep coping and seething though kek
>>219286169the idea was to win challenges for currency but as always nothing was planned out and they end up abandoning it anyway
>>219286112True. Money doesn’t matter, it was the way they did him dirty. G was hiding off camera the whole time in the goo room like a little bitch. That’s why they really booted him. 51 hours of raw footage dropping soon. XXL season pass holders already witnessed it all. The truth about the fake show is coming whether they like it or not.
Season is missing a sweet slutty airhead like Trish
>>219286228Sam liked torturing the fish, Jet likes having power over themJet likes mogging them and them treating him with respect, Sam just wants to shave heads
>>219286244Sounds like Fishtank isn't for you then and never has been. Stop posting and go play an extraction shooter.
>>219286173They could have brought her back after diamond left as an Alex tamer. And Alex would have been fine last night. And today binx could have done her Alex slave bit
>>219286277Boss nigga Johnny!
>antara diagnosing alex b as a narcissist
>>219286242people are not going to like this truth
>>219286236This season has the worst freeloaders by far
>>219286286>Le heckin Breaking BadWhat fucking year is it?
>>219286156What do they say?
>>219286296That's how you smoke cigars, just for the taste.
>>219286090Production should give him something to do then, or manufacture some conflict with drake. The "get everyone out of the dorm" challenge was a good example for non-scripted conflict
>>219286285If Charity comes back I'd say she has a pretty good chance of being reinstated as a contestant and winning the whole thing
>>219286323But he's smoking cigarettes
>>219286224>Cole arc>Summer arc>Brian going from hated to well loved>therapy sessions>triathlon>clues in the wall>cig deliveriesthis is all from like the first week btw lol
>>219286209There was no director cam in s2
>>219286287I am not confident in my hypothesis and do not wish to disparage eurobros. It's also very possible that it's doomer hours 24/7
>>219286267What’s Faithful Sheriff?
>>219286316We saw the fucking people Jet could have hired, imagine if one of those freaks was on right now
>>219286286>>219286317you guys are so contrarian and cool>what other popular media should I HATE?
>>219286038
>>219286317Do TV shows expire after 12 yearsZoomers are insufferable
Still have no idea what the ghost community is and how Landon ended up in it
>>219286036The answer is >>219286071Shit like >>219286067 is coping."Actually competes" buy doing nothing for the plant challenge, leaving the cell second for no reason (at least TJ left to shit), and spent most of his time gossiping with Emma.
>>219286332there was it just wasn't there week 1
i miss the subtle humor of season 1, like vance cummaxxing in his room, simmons sleeping positions, simmons putting 4 slices of pizza in a pan on the stove top, etc
James is unironically the most boring person there
>>219286332there was
As much as I'd like to see them do it, I don't think the twins will win. Does anyone think they will be successful post show? I love them on the show but worry they will make poor choices.
>>219286331>Brian going from hated to well lovedPeople literally voted to get him off the show lmao
>>219286331I miss the therapy session where they were encouraged to be mean to each other>vibe nuke instead of repair
>>219286306>go play an extraction shooterkek
>>219286296He's actually smart to not inhale too deeply if he hasn't smoked a cigarette in awhile
>>219286356I will never understand the love for james, he isn't even good at challenges
>>219286359I could see them fighting over the money
No I didn’t realize that the show was over
>>219286354the fish almost killing themselves every time they turned on the stove was great
>>219286228Yeah bro I really miss Sam's fatherly pukey pissers while I film closeups on my cellphone for absolutely no reason at all haha challenges
>>219286330Then he is an idiot lol.
>>219286257Sam cried when fish left constantly lol.Jet has never showed any sort of emotion.
>>219286359They’ll win and Bongo will fuck every guy who gives her a slight bit of attention and they’ll waste the money on something dumb and end up opening an OF together in 3 years.
>>219286340I was on /tv/ when the S4 BB leaks happened, newfag. Breaking Bad references are corny in the big '26
>>219286331>>Brian going from hated to well lovedThat did not happen at all>>clues in the wallHuh? That's nothing>>cig deliveriesAlright so you're just trolling nevermind lol
>>219286331>Brian being hated to well lovedThis never happened during s2 he was always hated
>abandon the cast>bring in nontent niggers from season 3>almost bring on TJ>now they are just sitting around talking about previous seasons and talking about which freaks they should bring backJet killed this season
>>219286105No it was the day he did "Japanese construction worker", I remember it because I thought the name was stupid until I realized he looked like an NPC from Yakuza. It was his jean jacket with a black tank top and the poofy Japanese pants with the japan boots.
>>219286323it’s not the taste, you swirl the smoke in your mouth and absorb the nicotine through your gums
>>219286370im not like the #1 james fan or anything but heres why I like him:>stay hard saga>alex b mirror match>sliding down the stairs like a retard
>>219286277>Johnnyseason 2 fans, everyone
>immortalhd>uberhaxornovafuck I miss cowchop man
>I'm such a nerd XDkill James Drake
the main thing I fucking hate that makes me stop watching is the SFX spam, they still havent worked out to put the SFX on a seperate speaker maybe just me?
>>219286343it's a political radio show dude that used to be kinda big on /pol/ 10 years ago
>>219286386you fell for the idea that sam has emotions
>>219286390Your entire generation is corny, kill yourself
always felt neutral about james, dont really care for him
>>219286381no he isn’t, you’re an idiot if you put cigarette smoke into your lungs
>>219286363one of the most hated from the moment he entered till he left>I remember not only people here hating him but everyone on the reddit and twitter as well
>>219286403real ones remember creature hub
>>219286331>Brian going from hated to well lovedS2 revisionists are fucking crazy. He was literally voted off by the audience because he was an energy vampire that everyone hated. Nobody warmed up to him until he was the sheriff in Bloodgames
>>219286386Sylvia being eliminated was as traumatic as Charlie Kirk dying
>>219286297>content per day to catch up onThanks for admitting you watch the show.Not sure what the point of that whole LARP was.
>>219286404Incels threatened by chad DrakeEveryone is a nerd now, you don't matter and you're not special
>>219286414Sam is a very emotional and volatile man.
Bongo smoking cigarettes gives me the ICK
>>219286390>Breaking Bad references are corny in the big '26
starting to think a lot of season 2 fans just watched the episodes and that's why they like it so much
has anything happened since alex b left?
>>219280694>>219281009i still need it
>>219286393He was liked during psycho killer freeloader arc
wigger moment
>>219286390>the big '26kill yourself
>>219286335some dumb retarded peanut nigger vtuber
>>219286377that and fatty making the smoke alarm go off every single time and just hearing "GAAAAH FUUUCK"
>>219286425So unlikeable that nobody cared about how unfair his elimination wasHe did kind of redeem himself with Bloodgames thoughbeit
Bongo smoking cigs makes me HORNY
>>219286331>Cole arcnontent>Summer arcagreed, funny>Brian going from hated to well loveduhm...>therapy sessionsthey only did this because the fish weren't interacting with each other, which hasn't been a problem since>triathlonstill a week left>clues in the wallthis was a troll>cig deliveriesi mean, it was a funny bit at first but it really had no effect on much of the content after the first weekseason 2 was fine but anyone glazing it as the best either didn't watch live or has a mush brain memory
>>219286434Fuck you I was always a Brian Buddy.Even if we started as completely ironic, we grew to love him.I don't give a single fuck what the paypigs voted for on the site.
>>219286395>no meta talk>turns the whole season into metahow meta
>>219286463clip pls
>>219286430>creature hubI remember creature hub, but I genuinely preferred cowchop, it just felt tighter, and the stuff they made was funnier (at the time anyway)
>>219285746Grim
>>219286437watching two clips means you are obsessed with the show kekflawless logicMaybe argue with someone less intelligent next time
season 4 is the root of all evil they'll try to convince you it's season 3 they're wrong. the audacity to reuse the first house and so blatantly phone it in with a "streamlined" fishtank built around farming TTS rather than a real concept killed the show forever. BUT IT WAS ALWAYS ABOUT FARMING TTS! you weren't there or can't admit there used to be passion even if they were incompetent. themed season + new sam character + new house once a year it could've been so easy
>>219286370he's won every single one that bam decides on, which is most of them. and he's won a bunch of others. what are you talking about
>>219286416>>219286442>>219286453Seethe
>>219286434>S2 revisionists are fucking crazyfor real, i can't tell if they think they can gaslight us into misremembering or if they really are that fucking retarded lol
>>219286331And then the next two weeks were>Brian/CL arc>forced TJ/Taylor romance slop>Nifty>Octavius>brian’s anticlimactic kicking>Jimmy rambling about Reddit cartoons>nontent every day until the evening
Does anyone have the drunk Bingo podcast from last night?
>>219286390i bet you think seinfeld references are "cringe" too.
half the reason people call a fish "nontent" is because they don't pay attention to them because they're not already their favorite
I didn’t see the Alex sign language bit when Ben taped his mouth. The clip was funny
>>219286356Boring James loves board games
>>219286331>Brian going from hated to well lovedConfirmed for not having watched the actual seasonBrian’s redemption happened later in Bloodgames
>>219286513I only watch the twins and I call them nontent.
>>219286434Yeah energy vampire. Season picked up again when he left. Should’ve left during gator squats
>>219286434I didnt like brian. at all. but he was voted off by paypigs. there were plenty of people who liked him in these threads. for some reason
>>219286443https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775238508394039.mp4
nahimjushhkiddinbros won
None of the fish really do anything but the twins are unironically the most entertaining
no jobs today?
>>219286333>doomer hours 24/7yeah, I think that's it currently
>>219286386Sam never cried shut the fuck up
>>219286535They're n(c)ontent
WHAT IS ANTARA'S INSTAGRAM?!
>>219286449Cope the only time people sorta came around to Brian was during bloodgames and even that felt forced and inorganic
>345 max bench>175 lbsDraco would fucking kill Frank
Is director dead again?
Why does Bingo say potty like a child?
>>219285358mogged by her petite, superior gene cum dump sister
they had such a good time in the first week, I am glad everything turned to shit after they brought bashir back for no reason
>>219286542yeah that's a good way to put it. they're just always mildly entertaining, but never super entertaining
>>219286516https://youtu.be/eRvfxWRi6qQ
>>219286356>>219286370All love for James is literally cuckoldry. "OMG he's such an alpha sexy normie chad, PLEASE fuck my wife!"
>>219286553cause she gets attention for acting like a child
Is burt happy about Alex b exit?
>>219286543It’s Antara.some Indian name. Hopefully you can find it with Antara.
>>219286531>s2 is the closest to the original concept of fishtank/mde fan hell house
season 2 was so good that the finale had less viewers than day 19 of season 5
>>219286572Nigga what the fuck are you talking about. Projection much cuck?
>>219286484>Making fun of losers like you means I am into the show?I never said you were obsessed - I said you do in fact watch the show, which you denied back here.>Making fun of losers like you means I am into the show?If you're gonna LARP at least put a bare minimum amount of effort in.
>Frank walks in>Breathes fatly>The fish begin to immediately meta talk about him to James Drake>James Drake immediately on guard and shuts down Frank the moment he tries anything>Frank kwab'd until he leaves defeated
just woke up. why the fuck is binx still here?
If I had to go hand Blane food for the day and he responded like that I'd crash the fuck out at him
>>219286572truthnuke
>>219286572Hilarious because James "James Drake" the Snake literally raises another man's children
>>219286572>>219286592yeah definitely projection, if you reread his reply in a positive light it makes more sense
>>219286538>jobs
>>219286572this is some odd projection anon
>>219286590svvv trvvve!
>>219286541He 100% teared up for Simbal, and there were a few others.
Landon left the tank
>>219286354For me it was production bringing a fish into a random room, telling them some retarded unbelievable gaslight, then leaving the room and closing the door so the fish has to open the door again to leave
>>219286604What did he say? I don’t watch Blane.
>>219286595sounds more kino than 98% of the rest of the season
totally free kick stream down again?
The return of the monkey king status?https://x.com/SlackerBluePod/status/2040034917632065936
>>219286604What did he do?
>>219286591Do viewpoints matter. The swamp Olympics was good
>>219286590it was originally just "put some autistic people in a house and see what happens" and that's it. the only thing they really sold it on was the "what happens? the audience decides" but whatever, the audience is too retarded. there's no mention of hell house or whatever the fuck. go watch the original trailer nigger
>>219286541he definitely faked choking up for a few eliminations
james drake seems receptive to the idea of starting to go against bashir and landon. we'll see
>Coddled Laura getting her daily doordash meal
>>219285570>dying of cancer
Last night was a weird vibe
Bongo is taking a big poopy
>>219286595This would be better than whatever Jet is planning (lol) for the rest of the season
>>219286639AIDS HOUSECOVID HOUSEAIDS HOUSECOVID HOUSESOMEONE IN THIS HOUSE HAS AIDS
People don’t even really post screenshots or webms this season. Maybe because it’s bad
The season was getting so good and then Alex B fucking vibe nuked it from orbit. If they wanted to do this it should just have been a mini season like Bitchtank of the days called Alextank: Return to Season 3 or something
>>219286639Of course it's a 13 minute video that could've been 5
The wiggers are absolutely gay for James
>>219286098I used a kitchen glove. It worked.
drunk bingo last night was kino
>>219286386He was forcing that shit cause he knows his fans lose his shit whenever he cries about something
>>219286623No, he did not lol
>>219286228>kick him to the streetAlex is rich. He did an uber lux to a super fancy hotel. He was on the street for five minutes max.
>>219286652He’s taking about the streams where Sam and Jet initially came up with the idea you fucking retard
Then what, what's the point? https://x.com/CakeStartss/status/2040106430015889799
hag ass
>>219286652ok retard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX5oIPea1d4
>>219286572Many are saying this.
>>219286652>there's no mention of hell house or whatever the fuck. go watch the original trailer niggerHell House is literally the original name and concept that they came up with fucking newfag
>>219285570>dying of cancerIs this true? Qrd or proof?
>>219286228this poster spent his own money on zipp
>>219286704it's just part of the sovl of the show
I’m thinking we need brotank
>>219286513TRVKEit do be like that since S1
nobody even clips anymorethis show is dead
>>219286318It’s pretty much full on wigger defense force when it doesn’t read like a bunch of teenage girls.
have the S2 kiddies hit puberty yet?
>>219286652watch the videos of sam and jet talking about creating a reality show before s1 aired nigger
What the fuck is Bashir doing?
>>219286715Did they have a falling out with Bic? Why aren’t they shilling Zipp anymore?
>>219286188>im tired of missing out, everyone talks about season 2 i want to see if it's nostalgia posting or genuineseason 2 had more content than any other season and any attempt to say otherwise is just seething josiepedos or fags who think burt masturbating for 42 days on S3 is peak content. S1 barely had anything going on most days and S3 died around day 20, it was just vacuum cleaners and the cameras turned off during the final 10 days. S2 had challenges run once or twice a day and the fish engaged in a lot of infighting, more than any other season. Its fishtank at its most potent form and each season has been a more diluted form of it. S5 is basically a kick content house stream that slightly crosses into fishtank from time to time.
Bashir muttering in arabic again
Are jobs over?
>>219286725No playlist no clips
>>219286714>https://classic.fishtank.live/clip/377352>they found a cancerous tumor. he's been diagnosed with cancer
Laura is such a retard. She literally has become a female version of JD
>Look, we tried our best, but the cast really disappointed us. If you want to blame somebody, blame them.
>>219286734a-rabing
>>219286729arrested development
drake and twins final two, drake goonna split the money because thats the kinda guy he is
>>219286725>>219286677I have no idea why niggas keep saying shit like this, there are tons of clippers and screenshotters, the same as every season
>>219286331Brian did not go from "hated to well loved" in the first week lmao. He did have a rivalry with Cole though which is more content then anything in season 5
>>219286741Good.
>>219286090>False flaggots in charge of controlling the narrative
>>219286753LMAO if you think that snake would ever split the money
>>219286699oh ok, so the pre-show spitball ideas that weren't ever committed or mentioned in anything official, got it
>>219286743Jd is way cooler
>>219286652This. Hell, Sam's original Hellhouse idea was pretty much just whimsy stuff. "Replace the toilet paper with hotdog buns; recreate a bad music video; who can smoke the most cigars challenges", where the idea was a bunch of silly dumb shit aiming at bathos, with the MDE guys only showing up through pre-recorded videos before and after challenges with canned commentary. S2 was the way it was because they didn't realize "arcs" were going to emerge for Letty and Josie, and they decided that was their new aim.
>>219286743they should bang each other
>>219286741Are we sure she didn’t misunderstand his mom having cancer?
>>219286753It's either a Bashir Drake final or a Twins and Landon final, no other way this goes
>>219286747hes such a croat fuck
Jet would probably nuke this right now if it wasn't for the fact S4 already was nuked prematurely.
>>219286737truuuuuuuuuuuuu
I love the goofy TTS that just send random nonsense with the words bingo and bongo in them
>>219286759that's still responding to someone elsebashir doesn't do anything on his own
>>219286188S2 sucked and the only people who claim it was good are mentally ill TJtrannies and nu-fans who didn't watch it livethe s2 experience was the fish sitting around for 22 hours a day until production came up to either yell at them to do something or force them to do hellhouse content for an hour
PLEASE JET HAVE LAURA TEACH BINX HOW TO PATCH DRYWALL SHE WILL HATE IT LOL
>>219286696Alex isn't rich himself. His family is, but they only pay for things he needs directly due to his past. He never actually gets the cash in his hand. They refuse to pay for shit he actually needs, like when his house was in a hurricane. They give him the bare minimum, which for a literal billionaire family, is kind of sad.
>>219286531FUCK man we had it so good
>>219286712oh yeah, show me the logo and the official promo mentioning hell house fucking nigger
>>219286802Bongo took a shower yesterday but they’re not wearing clean clothes.
>>219286789so DO something wigger. make it happen
>>219286776Source: your bootyholeWhat you just said is based on literally nothing
>>219286772it's possible but idk why he'd be so secretive about it since people already knew that and were tts-ing him about it 24/7
>>219286790yep
>>219286802>This information cost someone $100
>>219286802
>>219284935>Alex B is GONE after repeatedly threatening to KILL pplthank fucking GodCAN A NIGGA GET A HALLELUJAH?
>>219286765Idk man, seems like they committed to it pretty hard in the S1 Finale and all of S2. They're obviously drifting away from that, but you can't deny that it was a big factor in early Fishtank lol.
>>219286695Yeah he did (unless was just acting)
Haven't watched this shit yesternight and todayYou nerds keep me informed
>>219286802post all of the results for each contestant
>>219286802100 dollars well spent
>>219286790yeah it was miserable.however, the hellhouse content in that season was better than 90% of every other season
>>219286806The promo for this season literally called it Hellhouse.
>>219286758you're trying too hard.kiwifarms is that way.
>>219286743JD was leagues better than Laura.
>>219286838
>>219286852This season had a promo?
>>219286800it is sad that he couldnt take care of himself for years which is the reason he lost their trustthey know if they give him a bit more money he will just overdose or some shit fishtank caused even more damage to his brain
>>219286732i did nigger did they ever promo it that way officially? no>>219286768yeah exactly. they had a loose concept, but season 1 was the experiment that cemented what fishtank actually is (which, ironically, is still kind of a loose concept lol)
Kody please give them jobs already
>>219286832fuck it, I samefagHALLELUJAH
>>219286737This is the same type of fag who will straightfaced lie to you that Bitchtank was any good
season 3 was the maximum turning point of fishtank.
>>219286868>>219286852what fucking promo, you're just making shit up
>>219286874goo room
>>219286874he's waiting for jet to wake up to show them the epic goo room. they are going to make goo all day!
>>219286755Clippers rely on rewind functionality.Now that their ability to do that is gone, there are WAY less clips this season.Cucumberfeet has commented on it multiple times in his recaps. There are so many moments he has to describe rather than show us.
>>219286867>They all smell like what they look like they smell likeMoney well spent
>>219286725the retard wiggers cut off all their best clippers
>>219286800>Alex isn't rich himself. His family isWhy does he keep reminding us that he’s rich? Can anons ITT claim their family’s fortune as their own too?
>>219286834right but it wasn't hell house the whole time. season 1 and 2 had more "vibe repair" days than it did actual content. it wasn't just hell house 24/7 like retards like to paint it
let the goo flow
>>219286867surprised by landon Ive never seen him take a shower
>>219286872what the fuck does "officially" mean in this context lol, this is an independent livestream on the internet
>>219286802hellyeah
>>219286904yeah its 2pm>reveal your pointless room already
>>219286895>>219286889kino but who is doing market?
>>219286869>it is sad that he couldnt take care of himself for years which is the reason he lost their trustIf my son had spent almost a decade clean after struggling as a kid, I'd let him back in.8 years is enough.The fact is his family just doesn't love him that much.
every single fish except for JD has been coddled this entire season
>>219286862At least we could send JD hate tts. They block spanx tts and coddle Laura so she's really full of herself. Laura got super jittery obsessively talking about diamonds weight after diamond lightly pressed her. Laura would break easily if tts bullied her.
Bingo's late night chats are cool. I'm going to miss her.
>>219286704It's way too late for that
>>219286776bash × landon final. screencap this
>>219286907posted by Sam or Jet on any of their respective social media accounts,and uh thanks for the fun fact!
this show makes me mad, seeing all these social interactions that i could never be a part of because im too subhuman, even landon mogs me. i will never have friends or a gf ever, ill just watch fishtank and dream about what could have been
Does Jet really expect to have the fish work the goo room for hours and that'll be entertaining to watch? They already blew up the fake money wagie angle, there's no point to it.
>>219286867>>219286802so Emma it's the most bad smelling fish in fishtank history?
>wacky hellhouse
>>219286941I doubt it. I think the wiggers are going to kick Bashir this next elimination
wheres the content in this joint?
What is the most goranian thing that has happened this season?
>>219286948james drake said vicky reeked too
>the drug addict junkie I went to high school with plays Factorio at the same time every day on steam>i'm watching fishtankwho lost?
>>219286947He's too retarded to realise they essentially just made two computer rooms
>>219286951zagnut
>>219286947>*watches for 24 hours straight*
>>219286955jet getting heemed by a gay vibe nuker
>>219285282https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgTEiSmve1Q
>>219286740We'd still have the playlist if people didn't report it to the wiggers
>>219286962we all lost with jet in charge
lol Laura is seething that Bashir is just ignoring her
>>219286951that's obviously tongue in cheek
>>219286925>If my son had spent almost a decade clean after struggling as a kid, I'd let him back in.Your kid probably wouldn’t humiliate himself on a reality show or get married to a fat abusive wife.
>>219286955emmas boyfriend suicide letter
>>219286974boo hoo nigga
>>219286947I think that's why they were trying to shove Alex B in there, because he was the only that could have salvaged itThat didn't work out lol
>>219286979>they never called it hellhouse>okay they did but it was obviously a joke
>>219286869Years of stress dealing with Alex b addiction and actions probably contributed to putting his father in an early grave his family might resent him
Hi I'm jet neptune I slurp my opps dicks and make them fall in love
Laura heard the word ice and started panicking
>>219286992I needed that shit to make clips
>>219286997this but unironically
>>219286981>Your kid probably wouldn’t humiliate himself on a reality showReally a nothingburger. My cousin was on Fear Factor in like 2005. Who gives a fuck.There are ways to keep her out of the money.
>>219286896you can play the official streams in mpv with rewind if you know what you're doing. you need a season pass tho. the fact that there is no rewind on the site and the clipping function sucks is still stupid.
>>219287009$10
>>219286331>Brian going from hated to well lovedCumtown Guy got voted off by the way.
Genuinely no reason to watch this show post Emma, not even ragebaiting
>>219287009
>>219286904The goo room isn't going to work now that the jobs, the shop, theft, and money dont matter. Goo room makes no senses now.
>>219284935The one good thing S5 has going for it is that its final four is probably the best in the whole series so far.
>>219287019Still can't rewind
>>219287007send in frank dressed as ICE and have him try to deport her
dead threaddead show
>laura still here after the JD thing>binx still here after the alex b thing?????????????????????????????
the next elimination will be a goo based challenge.
>>219287025This but JD
Baking
>>219287033I can rewind on mobile :)
>>219287014>My cousin was on Fear FactorPost episode. Did they eat crickets?
Paint dry Live
>>219287041laura has overstayed her welcome.
>>219287015I can use the string from ppv to do this, right?Where do I put that in MPV?I did it last season but I'm a tech retard and can't remember what I did.
>>219287009if you're legit clipping and posting them and getting any kind of views or activity hit up production they'll hook you up with an XL pass
>>219286755Nobody posts them in these thread as webms. You used to be able to catch up by watching webms in /ftl/
this house could really use a table made by feminine hands
>>219286708I haven't watched in a few days besides the clips of alex getting kicked, why is there a sex toy on the bed
People who have gracefully disengaged with Fishtank:BrianSylviaMost of S3Who else?
>>219287029it never made any fucking sense, even when the dumb wiggers were fucked up coming up with the stupid idea while giggling to themselves
>>219287041nigga what you saying nigga say it to her face nigga
>>219287042Is it who can make the audience goo the hardest?
>>219287050on a fucking friday?
the show turned back to watchable now that the drug addict psycho left
>>219287029we all need a little bit of goo in our lives
>>219287041fucking this. it's like if octavius stayed after brian was gone
gooing
Can we somehow get egg god in the tank?
>>219287020Got voted out by the audience
>>219286977Based
We need a freeloader with a huge ass or huge tits
make the call jet
Payton deleted everything fishtank related and is now modelling for big brandsGood for her
>>219287064production pranked them by giving them a vibratorthey told alex b to use it as a mic at one point
>>219287062>they brought back the don't stop moving challenge but not the build a table bitinsane
so what do ya'll think about the newest invincible episode? it got pretty crazy
>>219287065Wouldn't say Cole has been graceful in disengaging from Fishtank but seems to be healthier and a lot happier than most of the others in his season
Should I go on Ozempic like Jet Goodson?
octavius thunder was probably the worst freeloader of all time, it was really funny how badly he failed at his goal
Solution to Jet's poop house enjoyers in the audience.Make an official fishtank spinoff called Hellhouse, where you rent a crack den and put poop house enjoyers in and just have Jimmy host it. Have it run once every 2 months.
5’6 is the optimal height
https://x.com/wigger/status/2040109067100668079
>>219287027Jet done plapping your fat ass mints?
>>219287093No jet
>>219286925No, his mom was letting him stay at the big penthouse his dad had but I think his other siblings don't trust him or they don't trust his wife when she's got him isolated from them living in a different city. The rest of his biological family is quite reserved and normal.
>>219287067True like what did they expect? Two people separate themselves from the other fish all day to do nontent? The jobs just separate the fish in a shitty way they needed better jobs.
>>219287081i'd take octavius over these two and he wouldn't even make any sense here in the first place
>>219287058the ppv .m3u is probably fucked just like their site. i'm talking about using the streams from the official site. like i said you need a season pass to do it.
>>219287101surprised it took this long
post Lady Vipers
>>219287065payton never engaged
>>219287113They should stream Friendtank in the house and Hellhouse in the basement, Production can live in an RV or something
>>219287115my goat is washed
>>219286930Jimmycord fucking bitch! Hope someone throws a mallet at her head!!!!
>>219287123>hats off to the anon that said gender baiting is the best clip farming strat
goo house
>>219287134sad things
>>219287106last week's ep was straight filler for the first time in the show>this week's ep made up for that
>>219287077Woah there nontent nigger you didn’t like all attention being on an old contestant while he monologued in a room by himself for 48 hours as if he was in a mental institution??? Reddit is thataway my guy!
>>219287065Jeff
>>219287101Payton goated
>>219287106
>>219287041It makes zero sense and its actively hurting the show
>they're just now getting to the stuff they were doing as soon as they showed up in the house in season 4
>>219287101That would be the pretty obvious move
Binx leave yet
>>219287169>yall wanna play hangman?
>>219287037Kino
>>219287137she did for a little bit>there was stream with her parents where her dad says "mde never dies" and everything
QRD on anything happened since Alex left ?
>>219287041Laura lost all aura after JD left. People were saying she was one of the best freeloaders of all time. Now she's broken character and is just another friend in the friendtank
>>219286947I bet they want to sell the goo to fans. The fish will literally be sweatshopping their merch while being ttsed.
>>219287123was there nip slip
I'm leaving /ftl/
>>219287181Hangman kino was better than the entirety of S5
NEW>>219287188>>219287188>>219287188new>>219287188>>219287188>>219287188
>>219287065peter magic
Looking back at S4... maybe I judged it too harshly
>>219287081True
>>219287192no
Make the call Jet
>>219287180Jet said last night or the night before, they're not doing a bloodgames 2 yet and are focusing on making a video game
>>219287156literally just switch the camera holy fuck i hate new fans
>>219287190more like L aura
>>219287000Probably true. I worked for a rich guy who was well connected and a former city councilman for a major city and his sons were getting DUIs every couple of months after they dropped out of college. It caused him so much stress and it fucked his health and marriage bad.
>what if we had like, a goo room
>>219287187>nothing>nothing>nothingI might've missed a couple things though
>>219287101She abused her husband as he was trying to get ready for work
>>219287208that unironically made me a little hard
>>219287169maybe by day 75 they'll start dumping piss
>>219287155the hell episode was kinda comfy though, i enjoyed damian and satan interacting with mark. also him constantly having to kill the magma woman over and over was funny. new episode was amazing, the end was nuts>>219287166hi
>>219287214and here is where they will reply with "not giving money to the wiggers"
>>219287065bexcowboyclaudia
>>219287014>There are ways to keep her out of the money.Like what the setup is right now?
>>219287225Shit being a euro fag cause every happens between happens 10pm to 10am my time
>>219287190>People were saying she was one of the best freeloaders of all timeNobody thought that in these threads shes been universally hated JD was way more entertaining
>>219287294go work night shifts and take pto for fishtankt. doer
>>219287296Pre JD leaving she was decent post she was boring
>>219287106Meh It was kinda nothing until the guts ripping scene
This has to be the only show on earth where the fanbase screams its unwatchable garbage but consumes every season and every offseason slop spinoff
>Laura bringing up diamonds weight unprompted This bitch is mindraped by weight. Spiritually fat. Her father paid for her weightloss through surgery.
>Laura just said frank hassle will be her best friend >i love frank I hope frank breaks this bitch and destroy her spanx
>>219286243The first week was also elevated by being the Week before Christmas, at least for me. The timing of S2 was sort of surreal. The misery days also coincided with the those dreary post-christmas/post-new years/early january days.
>>219287294Make your own Eurotank.
>>219287497LETTY INBOUND
its unreal how much love i have found within myself for the twins
