what happened to the dunk threads?egg is icsh
how come none of the targaryens have purple eyes in the show?
>>219465605TAOOBA!
mmm... monke
>>219466083Looking healthy tonight ser
Old >>219438499
>>219466175>43 replies>Archived
>>219466199Catalog got overwhelmed by fishtank and tranime spam and the slowest thread got archived.
>>219465753Because it's stupid
>>219466154
>>219465605>what happened to the dunk threads?The show is over, OP. Why solve the captcha for a dead general?
>>219466287As long as TAOOBA! is alive the general is not over.
>>219466175>>219466199GOTfags on suicide watch
>>219466199nobody watches this shit. it's just 1 schizo that makes this thread everyday hoping to meme it into existence
>>219466335Littlefinger would do that shit
I keep rewatching the show over and over. Something about the coziness of it makes me never get tired of it. Maybe I’m depressed
just end the general already
Just a reminder that he and his brother are descendants of Duncan the Tall, as is Brienne and Hodor.
>>219466484Sometimes I'll put on GoT S1-S5 in the background when doing something longform, it's very cozy
>you wake up in your comfy chamber at the citadel, the sun is shining through the windows and the sound of birds and common folk can be heard below >you don your robe and maesters chain, take a puff off your pipe and go to the window to view the beautiful harbor of oldtown >it’s been 7 years since the mad queen destroyed kings landing, and since the death of Euron crows eye, whom all were certain would be the doom of the city >alas the great city survived such threats, as it survived all the ones before it, the way it survived the waves of refugees that fled the smoking ruin of aegons city>All the plans and sacrifices of the wise maesters that came before have come to fruition, and you stand in gratitude and respect of those who planted the seeds of the great tree who’s branches you now look down from, those branches that wise gyldayn, vaegon and sandeman dreamed of but could never climb >you close your eyes and smile, satisfied>the dragons and Targaryens are all dead. The maesters and Hightowers won
>>219466491it's all ritualposting and screengrabs from the wiki(same guy for over 10 years, he never read the books)
These threads are comfy, it's hard to complain
This general is the shitty dive bar of got discussion and there’s nothing wrong with that
Would he knight Dunk in private if he knows that Dunk was lying about being one? Or would he just not bother with it
>>219466282lol
it lacked the casting to immortalize the characters and world so it feels kinda hollow
I need season 3 of hotd so I can rape it and shit on it
>>219466199>only 6 episodes>only 30 minutes long>The best character didn't even get that much screen timeYeah... they really shafted us on this one so there isn't alot to discuss anymore reallyA Knight of the Seven Kindgoms didn't give us enough to meme about either
>>219466986Lyonel is a bro he would have covered for Dunk and then they would have gotten Drunk.
What's the worst chapter in the books?Hardmode: no AFFC or ADWD
i saw an advertisement for HotD last night when my wolverines beat uconn
>>219468117Any of the Dany ones
>>219466083THAT'S TAOOBA!
>>219466509>all tall characters in Westeros are descendants of that guy called "the Tall" who lived 100 years agoYeah that checks with GRRM's world-building>>219466986Dunk probably not being a knight was a fucking joke of a "twist"
>>219468117that long ass chapter of Catelyn climbing up to the Eyrie
>>219468117Bran's chapters in ASOS>direwolf vision>Hodor says Hodor>Jojen lore dump>fuck I wish I could walk rinse and repeat
>>219465605>his name is egg because his head looks like an eggbravo, nolan
King's Landing smallfolk are the scum of the earth. Aerys II had the right idea.
So who gets Dragonstone at the end of season 8
Bros... Why did he do it?
>>219471241Kings landing as a whole is shit made stone, danys greatest achievement was burning a*gons Jew hole down >>219471350Matter fact, tear down dragonstone and salt the earth too, I don’t want any evidence these dragon faggots even existed
>>219471350Gendry starts a Baratheon cadet branch there while edric rules storms end
>>219466484You need a hobby
>>219466528Total grey rat victory and supremacy Forever
>>219470202I kinda liked that chapter when I read it. I liked the atmosphere and the world building of it
>Maester Ryben, the Citadel’s foremost expert on banned, forbidden, fraudulent, and obscene textsmaybe he can tell us what icsh means
>>219471375"My 300yo Dragon Dynasty for She"
Ass>tits
Maegor the cucked
>>219471241>(((Targ))) city>people are scumbig surprise
A slutty whorish Red Priest and Stannis supporter was teaching a class on Stannis Baratheon, known kinslayer”Before the class begins, you must bend the knee to Stannis and accept that he is the most righteous King the realm has ever known, even greater than Joffrey!”At this moment, a brave, godsfearing pro-Tommen Lannister bannerman who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of the Red Wedding and fully supported all military decision made by House Lannister stood up and held up a picture of Shireen.”What color is her hair, pinhead?"The arrogant priestess smirked quite Braavosily and smugly replied “blond, you stupid Westerman”"Right. But Stannis and the traitor Eddard Stark declared Joffrey a bastard because no Baratheon child could have fair hair. If Shireen is trueborn... then Tommen is King."The priestess was visibly shaken, and dropped her ruby and copy of Stannis' denunciation of Joffrey. She stormed out of the room crying those traitor crocodile tears. The same tears traitors cry for the Starks (who started the War of Northern Aggression) when they jealously tried to claw the justly inherited crown from Joffrey's head. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Melly Sanders, wished she had pulled herself up by her boiled leather bootstraps and become more than a slutty heathen witch. She wished so much that she had a Red Wedding at which to be murdered, but she herself had petitioned against them!The students applauded and all bent the knee and accepted Tommen as their liege and savior. A kitten named “Ser Pounce” meandered into the room and perched atop the Lannister banner and shed a tear on the ruby. The Rains of Castamere was sung several times, and Tywin himself showed up and paid off all his house's debts.The red whore lost her faith and she and her false king were killed by Boltons the next day. Their heads were stuck atop the walls of Winterfell and their souls cursed to burn in 7 hells.
>>219466199Sorry, I normally samefag these threads all by myself, but I took a break yesterday.
>>219468117Any and all Sam chapters, unironically.
>>219471375Rhaegar thought: I could sex her! (Icsh!)
Remember the episode where Jon Snow passed out drunk after fucking a russian prostitute and she took pictures of him lol
>>219468117With no AFFC and ADWD its probably Cately ascending to the vale
>>219476564that's not what icsh means tho
>>219477356So what does it mean?
He looks like the kid who was going to uppercut santa
fun facto: Jae 2 does show up in the HBOverse but only on the Bluray extras
>>219466526Season 5 was soulles except for Stannis and some Jon Snow scenes.
>>219478306Jae 2 was such a useless bum, lil Duncan should've ben king with his peasant queen
he is also indirectly mentioned here i don't think he is addressed by name anywhere
The show would have been so much better if instead of getting attacked and rescued by lead Bran & company had just laid down in the snow and died in the season 4 finale
>>219478685But then Jon or dany probably would have ended up on the throne. Fuck that
>>219465753>>219466154
So Varys kills Kevan because he’s doing too good a job cleaning up Cersei’s mess that was made after Tywin died. Except Varys had no idea Tywin was going to die in the first place because Tyrion went totally off plan when that happened
>>219480167poisoned by Oberyn
>>219480167>yep lemme show you the way out of the castle that goes right by your dad's bedroom who just tried to have you killed, DEFINITELY don't kill him or anything that would be super bad
>>219480167As much as Varys shits on Littlefinger for being harbinger of chaos, he needs chaos just as much to be able to sit Aegon on the throne. Kevan fixing the mess disrupts his plans even more than Tywin dying.
>>219480321It is interesting that Kevan is so immensely more competent than both Tywin and Cersei that Varys has to personally murder him immediately
>>219478532Is he stabbing straight through plate armour?
>>219466986>>219468116Lyonel is the kind of a faggot that would make a big deal of it and get Dunk into trouble. He isn't a good guy and it bothers me people read him as such simply because he's "fun".
>>219480451Begone, bitch Fuck off with you
>>219480451I don't agree, they said on youtube he likes to knock shit off people's helmets in tournaments and throw it to peasants, seems like a sign of his disdain for knights he considers beneath him. Some random hedge knight stirring up a trial of seven against the royal family and a few members of the kingsguard is pretty admirable, I think he'd be cool with it and probably even find it funny that such an inspiring knight wasn't even technically a knight.
>>219480431No, he's just a retard who isn't wearing any. Many such cases in the Show version of the story.
>>219481481But he's wearing pauldrons, and there's a visible chainmail voider in the elbow. He wore arm and shoulder armour but not breastplate?
>>219481587Blackfyres are like that, plain retards.
>>219482161kuato there probably convinced him he didn't need it
>>219481587It's probably just a shirt that LOOKS like armour like Mace's sweater and mild steel costume, or whatever the fuck Jorah or Beric were wearing
>>219483006TEST: Waffle knit vs 80lb war bow! The results may shock you?! Click here to see!
>>219467999checked, I genuinely think HBO thought it would flop, so they lowered the budget.>>219468117All Arya chapters, there's no way this midget 9 nine year old is becoming a super assassin. Straight YA tier character.>>219476558The first two Sam Chapters are straight Kino, the rest are dogshit.
>>219483692it's more like the source material is too shortwith the current runtime they already had to pad the story quite a bit, with a full season of 1 hour episodes it would have turned into filler hell
>>219483806Think it's several things. They could've easily added more onto the source material, hell they even characters significantly and it turned out awesome.
>>219480321>>219480167No, GRRM kills Kevan because he wrote himself into a corner of not chaos and everything getting resolved mostly neatly. Or so he thought, because even if you take that away, its all still a shit pile on top of kindling. Cersei is DONE, and the Lannister are spent on manpower, show or book they lost the majority of their forces, nearly everything that wasn't directly under Tywin. Even the Mountain's Men started taking heavy casualties towards the end, and even worse after he 'died'.And that leaves the Reachermen to secure the Riverlands and restore order while at the same time needing to invest heavily into Kings Landing to secure Margaery's safety. While at the same time raising armies and a navy to fight the Ironborn. And again, fAegon invades with the Golden Company into the Stormlands, which has been hollowed out.All this while being obligated to attempt to supply, mostly overland, vast parts of the kingdom on credit or just plainly as a gift. The Reach will be forced to retreat anyways. Which leaves the Riverlands in complete chaos as everyone starts murdering the Freys and trying to horde and steal enough to survive the winter. Which leaves Kings Landing with none of the kingdoms able or willing to feed it, and no money to buy imports and no credit since everyone is either broke, overextended or fucking hates them.Kevan or not, the entire situation is completely fucked.
Listening to book first time and show cat is whatever but ngl book cat is one of my favorite characters
>>219468117one of the Arya chapters in BraavosI forget which one is worst, they're all bad
he is just a little dude...
>>219475871Wildlings are at camp, showering Jon with gifts and the songs of their people. Jon smiles, enjoying this valuable cultural experience. a cry is heard in the distance. suddenly, the camera pans to the thundering stampede of a thousand men on horses. we see Stannis driving the men to fight by cracking a flaming whip. "FORM RANKS, YOU DOGS" in the distance, Wildling women and children are burning, the soundtrack a high screaming wail. "TAKE THE WOMEN FOR OUR THRALLS," Stannis shouts, "FEED THE BABES TO THE FIRES" "Yes," cries Davos, "R'hllor hungers!" Jon looks on, his face grief-stricken. "Seven save us," Jon whispers, "he's even making the women and children pay the Iron price.and who...Written & produced by D&D
>>219484915Kino pasta
>>219484685If anything the show makes her a way more sympathetic character, book Cat is a fucking retarded cunt
Do I marry the last daughter of Daemon Blackfyre or an Ironborn lady?
>>219486207>Ironborn ladyhonk if Thatcher's dead
>>219486338there's no need for that son, that's a fuckin woman ye're talking about
Favorite minor character? For me, its gotta be Ser Rodrik. Stout keg of a man, a fierce and loyal warrior and a wicked hairdo.
>>219478532>>219480431>Is he stabbing straight through plate armour?Consider how shitty the art is, (par for the course with ASOAIF art) do you really think the "artist" has any historical knowledge whatsoever?
>>219484915>FEED THE BABES TO THE FIRESHaha thats so Stannis though
>>219487644For me? Its Irri
>>219483806>with the current runtime they already had to pad the story quite a bitNonsense, the entire season of Dunk & Egg was only 3.5 hours in total and all the "padding" they added was needless and garbage to boot.
>>219487644Jory, because he had a scar on his eye, and when Jaime was like "That's where you got your scar" he answered by going "Eye" like a mcdonalds employee saying "Sorry for the weight"He played the game like no other, Jaime got absolutely dunked on and will never live it down.
>>219480708> they said on youtubeAll three stories are 355 pages.The Hedge Knight is 118 pages including introductions and dope illustrations.Either read the fucking story yourself or stick to only talking about the /tv/ details because you giving someone else's take on what you don't is or isn't true doesn't add to the conversation.The Laughing Storm actually isn't a total bro who wants to suck Dunks dick. He's just a bit of an adrenaline junkie doing it to be apart of something historic, in the books.Now go search for a Youtubers opinion to let you know if I made this up or not.
>>219488632If that worthless fat nigger ever actually finishes his books I might read them but I'm not starting a series that doesn't even have en end.
>>219471241lowborn peasants are always shit.like in the books can you name an actual important smallfolk? closest is Davos, and he was raised to knighthood, the truth is George knew people prefer the cool nobility over some dirt farmer.
>>219488674The Hedge Knight is a complete story that is 118 pages.Read that or omit that from future posts that you get your book knowledge from Youtube.
>>219488765Instead I will continue to post about youtube specifically because you don't like it.
>>219488682Gendry is a smallfolk. Being a king's bastard doesn't make him less of one.The Septon with a dog who tours Brienne around is a pretty cool dude with a good speech about broken men.
>>219488682Ian McShane's character, just sitting around rappin with the youth, building churches and whatnot
>>219488784And this is why you get >>219466199You got four posts out of someone who can genuinely talk about the topic and is meet with someone who specifically should've been gatekept out of the conversation.
>>219488923cry about it
Im rewatching GoT for the first time since it aired. Why did the hound try to fight bronn right before the battle of blackwater bay? They were on the same side and they had never even interacted on screen before that moment. It feels like the writers just thought that would be a cool scene and didnt bother give it any context
>>219488682Duncan the tall
>>219488812>The Septon with a dog who tours Brienne around is a pretty cool dude with a good speech about broken men.
>>219484685>Forever changes the Stark bloodline to have red hairTully victory
>>219489886House Baratheon has magic genes, literally ALL of them have had black hair and blue eyes.Starks also appear to have magical genes, as they've intermarried with southerners in the past yet return to their First Men origins.
>>219468117Bran's furfag chapters
>>219465605That bald child reminds me of a chemotherapy patient I molested 12 years ago.
>>219480167You don't understand! Some kid that got a decent education NEEDS to be king to solve all of Westeros' problems even though the worst of the Wo5K is finally over without any of his help and that this will result in more infighting whenever the next spoiled prince takes the throne.
>>219484276Gurm can just make them pull men out of their asses. Why not? The Romans did it.
Why did the white walkers just ignore samwell at the end of the season 2 finale? This show is fucking retarded lol
>>219491936Why the fuck would they want a fat fuck wight?
>>219492105>fat fuck wighttwo for the pwights of one
....semoc eH
>>219491936They don't kill the sole human so he can return and warn others of their arrival. Just like the opening scene of S1E1
>>219466175>>219466199>>43 replies>>Archived>>daeron II thread
>>219493222>invert color>he's STILL blue
>>219493365Oh. I guess taking a screenshot when i have color inverted on my phone is like screenshotting a crack.You'll just have to take my word for it.
>>219467999hbo clearly didn't have faith in the novela or ira parker, now they will course correct seeing as this show was the most praise thrones has gotten in a long time, also beesbury posting carried the threads
>>219480431armor doesn't work for blackfyres, it's the trade they make for their fighting abilities and drip, and why arrows pierced daemon 7 times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPmqCVlO55k&list=RDxPmqCVlO55k&start_radio=1we should've gotten a show 30 years before dunk and egg
>oh, it's barba
>>219493500The lesson learned from all the adaptations is that they work best when they actually have source material to follow... it's just a shame that Gurm is now physically incapable of providing anything besides cliffnotes written in grease stained napkins.
>>219493800but it would be so cooooool
>>219466175Daeron killed the thread like he killed his dynasty.
Would you?
>>219494489Don't be gay
>>219494612oh... I'm sowwy...
>>219493524>that’s his reaction to Melissa>try to meme it into Barbawhy
>>219494715Bloodraven agents and their Blackwood propaganda
>>219465605https://x.com/alayneofstone/status/2041664619656184059is he /ourguy/?
>>219496369It's so weird how they went out of their way to put racial diversity and racial politics into the show, just for no one in-universe to acknowledge it at all. There's not a single time where anyone points out that the Velaryons are black (on team Black no less).I remember an anon once wrote an effortpost that put it well. There's nothing to acknowledge the Valaryons as a visible minority in Westeros etc., so it doesn't even do anything to actually show what their experience would be. There's no Blaxploitation, no "lived experience", no nothing. The Valaryons just stand around as random background Blacks, it's a very weird diversity fantasy by white californians.
>>219491936lazy writing
>>219497186>niggers everywhere>even Asians>Criston Cole takes off his helmet 'GODS, HE'S DORNISH'
>>219488970I thought the same thing but it turns out GRRM wrote that episode
>>219487644I liked that the show gave him a more meaningful death scene than just getting tricked and killed offscreen by Ramsay during that stupid Reek plot in the book
>>219491936they realized his plot armor was too op
>>219497186Isn’t it the whole point on the show though? Like thats why everyone knows Rhaenyra’s children are bastards. Viserys tells Alicent some story about a horse having a foal of a different color right after the time skip
>>219491936No one picks the fat kid when it comes to choosing people for a team
>>219497347Someone needed to explain to the showrunners that Dornish Marches != Dorne.
>>219498169Isn't the horse genetics thing book only? I can't remember.But in the show no one speaks up and says the obvious: Velaryons are black, these kids are not black.
>>219498169No, one of the reasons why it's stupid is that it makes something supposed to be ambiguous completely transparent instead.
>>219498169There is no point. That faggot condal openly admitted it was done for diversity reasons due to his distaste with the old show for being “too white”.
>>219498274Yeah i’m sure the horse thing is show only. But it feel like it absolutely is obvious to everyone on the show, that’s what mindbreaks Alicent; Rhaenyra is just basically flaunting it and taking advantage of the fact that nobody will say the Princess and heir is a whore out loud. And she’s exploiting Viserys being a pushover. Alicent even tells Viserys something like “one child like that is a mistake, three is an insult to you” and you could tell they’ve had the conversation a dozen times before.I didn’t even watch for like 3 years because i immediately ignored it after the Coralys promo images but i thought it was a pretty clever way to do it if you were going to force blacks lol
>>219498589>pretty clever way to do itThere’s nothing clever about the show velaryons or Hotd in general, it’s dogshit written by retards.
>>219498679>There’s nothing clever about the show velaryonsIt's completely retarded because the Targaryens and Velaryons had been marrying each other for countless generations but somehow they look completely different.
>>219498806Also the whole point of marrying velaryons was to keep the Valyrian look of the Targaryens when incest isn’t available. It’s not because they are just sooo good at sailing or whatever
Limited lore. Only a handful of faggots want to discuss GoT endlessly. It's worth episode threads and little else.
>>219499228More like unlimited lore but it’s shallow as a puddle and wide as an ocean
>>219499228Limited? We haven't even scratched the surface of Mysterios.
>>219499278Star Wars syndrome. A whole galaxy, nothing explored.
>>219499278>Sears
>>219499278>shadow lands>obviously just the indian peninsulaGEORGE SARR!?! Please do be explain what did you meaning?
>>219499278GRRM made the most ugly looking world mape in all of fantasy. But that one is deliberately fake and retarded. Wit a "Dothraki Ocean" in Ulthos etc.
Can all Targs not burn or is it just Daenerys and if its just Daenerys is it permanent or just a one time thing
>>219499688it was the blood sacrifice, not being a Targ
>>219499688They can burn just fine, as shown by Summerhall.
>>219499688CheckedHer hydro-intolerance is exclusively hers, as explained by GRRM, and it makes her fire proof. The more she drank, INCONTINENCE
>>219499688George has said it was a one-time miracle and even Dany is not fireproof
>>219499278How is this goofy ass worldbuilding so fun? I enjoy it too I'm not trying to shit on it too much, but even without the parody it's very silly.
>>219499516the map is obviously fake, but it perfectly parodies GRRM's retarded world design. he mapped himself into a corner by starting with making Westeros such a massive continent, but also not really planning out anything else until it comes up in the story. He basically just has the hero continent, and the other continent. So every time he needs a new mysterious place, he just stretches the other continent further and says "oh, that place is over there in Otheros, that's why we've never heard about it before". the fat fuck could have avoided all of this if he just sat down for a week and shit out a basic world map with 4 or 5 continents in MS paint. but that's too much work
>>219499759you die by toxic fumes first in fires instead of burning to death
Is there any hope for HOTD season 3?
>>219500798Maybe but the only way to make it decent at this point is literal softcore lesbian scissoring from our leads which may be closer to being on the table than we may have previously though; but realistically no
>>219500247Shoutout to the fantasy map generator:https://azgaar.github.io/Fantasy-Map-Generator/
>>219489886it's also weird that Ned concludes that it's because of incest and not just infidelity
>>219465605This kid got annoying as fuck in the first season. Everything with just Dunc was good. Shant be watching season 2.
>>219500798It may have Storming of Dragonpit.
>>219500798I assume it's gonna be worse than season 8
>>219501122>may haveso it won't
>>219500798HBO squandered prime Monke when they had her. Season 3 is DOA
>>219501036The Crone spoke through him, granting her wisdom
>>219501122I’m gonna cum so hard, best moment in westerosi history
>>219501122I genuinely think it will be kino (in isolation)
>>219500798no
>>219501122>>219502482They could kill two birds with one stone: While the mob kills the dragons, they also shout "Kill the Blacks" and swarm out to lynch Rhaenyra's people in the city, including all those black-skinned Driftmarkers that the Velaryons brought over in their army. This genocide explains why there are no blacks left at the time of GOT.
>>219493800>The lesson learned from all the adaptations is that they work best when they actually have source material to follow... it's just a shame that Gurm is now physically incapable of providing anything besides cliffnotes written in grease stained napkins.Sure but as we can see with Dunk & Egg, where HBO has three fully self-contained stories, they STILL needlessly change and added all kinda shit.Hollywood has become incapable of actually _adapting_ a story, they feel they must change all kinda elements because they're supposedly "artists" and have to put their stamp on the show and that's even before we get into the now mandatory shilling of woketarded propaganda.
stop raping, ser
>>219503769There is something profoundly gay about homosexuality
Apart from the writing being retarded , HOTD feels like an enormous missed opportunity marketing wise>look at all the cool aura farming dragons to sell as merch>team green vs blackEct
>>219502865Not even sure how they are adapting sworn sword because the majority of that book is exposition and nobody doing much and then dunc fights at the end.
>>219500798Still can't believe how badly they butchered Alicents character and I still can't understand why
>>219487644Dagon Codd. Told Theon to shove his terms right up his rotting boipussy and avoided being flayed by Bolton niggers with all the rest..
>there's not going to be a siege your grace
>>219501120t. Aerion
>>219504892Show writers have this very childish worldview of women being incapable of doing anything bad because they are "oppressed by the patriarchy". In exchange they made it so that all her negative traits from the book are someone else's fault and which made her as interesting and compelling as a wet fart.
>>219501120I don't recall asking for your retarded opinion
>>219488060It looks like one of those History and Lore featurettes.>Consider how shitty the art is, (par for the course with ASOAIF artDisagree, when it's good it's great.
>>219503769why is Dunk such a slut
>>219505860Only way to explain all the big guys that are all over Westeros 100 years later.
>>219492334kekaroooooo
>>219499278That's cute. Now let the adults talk, kid.
>>219504892Foids were complaining about her
>2020>I am forgotten
Out of all the various homage cultures, why did GRRM never put not-Japanese in ASOIAF? His take on a Planetos Samurai would be kino
>>219506336shouldn't have simped so hard for the red woman fag
>>219500798We can hope it's so bad it becomes good again.
what fanfics have you lot been reading?
>>219507773the one where gendry and arya attempt to circumnavigate planetos
>>219507773kill yourself
>>219507773I look down on fanfic and think people who consume them are inferior desu
God I wish icsh
>>219508333that's not what icsh means tho
She's so icsh
>>219506336
>>219508301Except for stuff like this, the only acceptable form of fanfic >>219506324>>219499278
>>219499278The first time i saw Mysterious it was on a subtler map and I thought it was an actual GRRM innovation
>>219494715"oh, it's barba"is just a funnier
>>219508359The discourse has shifted, deal with it.
>>219484685She’s way more of an open cunt to Jon which hits harder given how the cast are universally much younger in the books. It’s so petty how what angers her the most about Jon is that he looks more like Ned than her kids. That and she was possibly cucked by the hottest woman in the south.
>>219508397that's not what icsh means tho
>>219491936>Would rather convert an infant than Samlol
>>219491936Sam is dating his aunt.
>>219509511Jon is going to creampie his aunt so hard its going to wake her barren womb
>>219508816fixed
>>219509795Jon is not going to creampie in Gilly.Sam is dating Gilly. gilly is the wight walkers aunt. and maybe his brother too, i dunno craster was a freak.
>>219510187>>219509795>>219509511>>219491936
>>219499278Austrios looks exactly like Australia. How can GRRM get away with this?
>>219488674There was Alice shipwise that did decent rewrites of the screenplays and then she also wasn't able to finish the story. We will never see the end of it. Bleak https://www.aliceshipwise.com/gameofthrones/archive
>>219503769Him kissing Tansel on the cheek is cuter than the rest of the faggotry in that image.
Winds of Winter status ?
>>219511246Never ever.
>>219511246Done in 2019, not published for the shame of the reception of the ending
>>219499516Check out the >Dothraki riverand>Dothraki lake
>>219511246As soon as George finishes lunch
>>219505499>In exchange they made it so that all her negative traits from the book are someone else's fault They did something similar to Cersei, softening her character in the first 5 seasons and giving her worst deeds like massacre of Robert's bastards to Joffrey. It worked better back then but still.
>>219508333I wonder what actresses think having to wear a loose sheet on set the entire day, with their tits and pussy being one snag away from being fully exposed.
>>219511246George here. I don’t want to finish it because everyone will be mean to me for killing off their favorite characters. I’m sorry, I just can’t face it
>>219511583Make Brienne suck Pod's dick while Hyle Hunt fucks her in the ass you fat fuck.
>>219511583Just finish it fat fuck. You had entire Covid to work over it
>>219511583All will be forgiven if Daenerys becomes a Yunkai sex slave and gets a PoV chapter every once in a while where she's just fucked in every way possible and remains otherwise irrelevant for the entire story.
The real George here. The real reason I haven't finished the books is because I DON'T KNOW HOW. I WROTE TOO MANY GOD DAMN CHARACTERS. WHY DID I GIVE THE GREYJOYS SO MANY
>>219511583Then just end it with a Kt scale extinction event asteroid where the only people who survive were the ones who went North to fight the others
>>219502771>Kill the Blacksbased
>>219511246It will be released in exactly 14 days
>>219509795Jon is going to creampie Sam
>>219510130thank you anon
>>219493222!on ,on ,oN
>>219513116He already promised he will released it yesterday at 2:00 PMMartin always chickens out
Why did this gay retard start a civil war against his brother?
>>219514318FAVSTIAN as fuck
How many seasons will HOTD go for
Tfw you realize varys is a blackfyre
>>219515165I thought he was a eunuch
>>219506336I will never forget AGH posting
>>219514318>Stormking He wanted to buck break him quite literally
>>2195146214 or 5 probably
where do we even get info about post-Aegon III reigns? The World of Ice and Fire?
>>219515564kek
>>219516102Ye. And a little from dunkin egg
>>219516102Yeah and D&E
ON THAT EVE THE CAPTIVE IMPDOWNWARD FROM HIS HORSE DID LIMPNO MORE WOULD HE PREEN AND PRIMP IN GARB OF RED AND GOLD!
>turkeys, pumpkins, wolverines and maize exist in Westerosbut why no tobacco?
>>219517109Isn't that what Ser Benis chews?
>>219517816He chews this shithttps://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Sourleaf
>>219518197It even compares it to chewing tobacco even on the wiki. I assumed it WAS another name for tobacco, like how they call Aligators Lizard Lions and those dinosaurs in Sothryos something funny. I swear there's alot of mundane things in GRRM's world that have funny names despite being what we have in this world.
>>219493222what is your little fan club going to do when you discover the role has been cut?
Could you resist the bratty neice targussy?
>>219518967insane that they got two inbred people to play members of a dynastic lineage
>>219517816Ser who?
>keep seeing articles about a GoT actor dying>it was some extra from season 6
>>219519127Benis :DDD
>>219520611
>>219480451Lies. Lyonel isn't a no fun allowed fag like Stannis or any Stark.
>>219519195>articlesHuh? Who the fuck reads the news in 2026
>>219511246It will be released but it really doesn't matter much at this point. The story, for all its virtues, is such a mess that Martin himself doesn't care about it anymore. I wish he would understand that he doesn't have to finish it, give up, and get to writing more Dunk and Egg while he still has time.
>>219523155>The story, for all its virtues, is such a mess that Martin himself doesn't care about it anymore.he's so autistic and delusional for thinking he can try to condense the story to end in 2 books when he hasn't even introduced the "Others" aka White Walkers yet in the books
>>219514318his brother was an incel weirdo that no one liked that tampered with blood magic
>>219526002>blood magicIf magic was real are you honestly saying you wouldn't be into some shit?
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>>219518967I lot of trouble could have been avoided if they had been married from the start.
>>219527427>goofy cgi skeleton runningThis scene was so ass.
>>219527427Show me it's body
>>219527427what happened to his sister
>>219517109The lack of tobacco on Planetos makes sense, as the ancient genetically engineered superhuman Valyrians who colonized the planet from Earth in our distant future, wouldn't have brought the useless and dangerous plant.What's odd is there is no mention of potatoes on Planetos?
>>219527030bye king!
>>219529740She got bond burgered
>>219529366
>>219527030>oh, it's barba
>>219511480But that's just how women run around in normal life all day.
>>219526002Stannis is married and got is wife pregnant a lot (though only one child survived). He is NOT an incel. If anything he is involuntarily maritial, because he hates his wife.
>>219534078>he hates his wife.based
>>219524247instead he introduced Quentyn and Asha as POVs for fuck sake
>>219520611Fug
>>219511246Off the table
>>219517109Where are the wolverines?
>>219466154I honestly still can't believe they went with this and we're somehow supposed to believe these people are Dany's ancestors. Racially blind casting is so fucking moronic, people are going to look back at the 2010s and 2020s and laugh at this shit.
>>219539162The we wuzzing will continue, regardless of morale
>>219539162They already are. Even the top BlackRock bloke said woke shit went too far.
>>219539334Nah, times are changing, we're seeing less and less of it. Dunk&Egg had it in minimal amounts and nothing as egregious as this. Even normies made jokes about it in HOTD.
>>219539372he just being subversive as usual. the harry potter snape casting is proof that the rot is not going away
>>219539496The UK still needs to catch up to the civilised world.
>>219465753they couldnt afford the contact lenses after they blew the budget on CGI dragons
>>219527427>ENEMY AC-130 ABOVE!
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>>219539496I think they are actually afraid. Google trends search for "goyim" shows an enormous spike in the last 12 months. The goyim literally know.
