Semen Demons Editionprevious: >>219425850
>>219489073Oh, I have seen this movie.
FF> Paranormal Prison >the Levenger Tapes
>Moshi moshi?
>>219489155Paranormal Prison was pretty good and Levenger Tapes…that movie was annoying.
>>219489229Yeah, Levenger Tapes annoying as hell. So much dumb shit in the movie annoying the viewers. I wouldn’t recommend it.
>>219489306Stop talking to yourself, it's embarassing
>>219489331Talking to myself?
I'm going in the house (on Haunted Hill, Return to)
>>219489073>serpentile semen demons
>timeless semen demon
>>219483337Nice unhingedkino gem. I söyfaced at the Portal references.
>Semen Demons Edition*opens thread*
I am going to watch Abominable I heard this was a bigfoot kino
>>219489916kino name?
>>219490007Calm down simp
>>219490007The Devil's Nightmare (1971)
>>219490007Simping for a granny huh, anon?
>>219490105thanks
>>219489073>Semen Demons
>>219490200>A megapint of semen?
>>219490149
>>219489965Update: The girl in this movie is called Herdburger
ABBOTT: Don't phrase anything like a wish Lou. The Wishmaster will twist it on us.COSTELLO: Ok I won't wish, I'll askABBOTT: Asking is wishing Lou!COSTELLO: Alright alright... then I'll hintABBOTT: Hinting is just wishing with manners Lou, now you stop itCOSTELLO: Ahem ok... suppose a fellow happened to receive a million dollars-ABBOTT: That fellow's you!COSTELLO: I didn't say it was me! Though I wish it was.ABBOTT: LOU!
>>219489073>>219489125was a pretty good costume (the movie is pure slop)
What's the last horror you watched? Just flimed Cobweb (2023) with Homelander. Not bad. Kinda predictable but they did a good job with the atmosphere. 3/5.
Necrostorm update. their VOD platform they said they'd have in January is still not online. But, Adam's Curse is gonna be up there.
>>219491034I remember the chick having a phat ass.I watched Dolly last night, nothing you haven't seen before but it's breddy good at all the basics.
>>219491034Cobweb was a top film of 2023.
Return to the House on Haunted Hill was fun. This is honestly one of Combs best roles and he doesn't even speak any dialog, it's just a creepy character.Apparently the DVD version has a whole pick a path system in it, and you can choose what characters do. The extra scenes don't seem to be online though, guess physical chads win this one.
>>219489447How did you like it? I haven't seen it in a while, but I purchased it a while back because I remembered enjoying it.
>>219491770>>219492070oh nvm kek
>>219492070Glad she died, that's what ya get for mocking action figure collecting
>>219491770>>219492070i remember the first time i got that it was some jank wrong-ordered rip and it took me a long time to realize it was nonsense
>>219492296That could be because the blu-ray version had some kinda "choose you own adventure" mode, which might've fucked up some of the rips
>>219489164Pretty good Miike flick
>>219491770>>219492070Return To House On Haunted Hills, more like.Cerina was also in Cabin Fever and a few other things. She was hot enough at the time to get more though. Too bad.
>>219493035She'd become the go-to "she'll get naked" chick of the period, which isn't what she wanted to be.
>>219493035I need to rewatch but the Return lead was also in the 2009 F13
>>219490388+1
>>219493102Yes that's right.
>Binky time
>>219492070Is shr the women with nice tits in cabin fever?
>>219493878Yes
>>219493878yes>>219493035I actually met Cerina a few years ago and when got a pic with her she really smushed her boob up against my shoulder. I think she could tell I was an incel and wanted to do something charitable. She also told me on the set of Intermedio, the producers kept sneaking into her trailer and cutting her crop top smaller and smaller each day. She's really quite sweet.
>>219494006What a fantastic jiggle
>>219494006Kek that's a great story. Wish I could go to some conventions but I'm nowhere near em.Maybe I need to find one of those actresses that do custom autographs.
>>219494104I need to find Felissa Rose and get more than just an autograph iykwim
>>219493035Tits too big
>>219494532Anon too gay
>>219494006O I have seen that movie. Pretty good.
Could be kino
>>219489073BLEH!
>>219495680BLEH!
>>219495680Bleh
>>219495708>screaming for his treat me fr fr
>>219495461I genuinely kind of trust Cregger, and I don't think there's any real way to "do RE right" (nor do I care) so I'm not worried about him "getting it wrong".
I'm almost finished reading Junji Itos Tomie manga and the guy is a genius. It's one thing to be an amazing artist but every time he manages to blindside me with a twist it makes me laugh how sick it all is.I think that surreal comedy aspect is why it's harder to adapt.
>>219495900Anime. Grim.
>>219495841> I don't think there's any real way to "do RE right" (nor do I care)Not having ugly casting like the last movie is a good start.
>>219495956Today's the day. You're gonna summon the courage and tell your parents you're gay.
>>219495956>Not having ugly casting like the last movie is a good startruh roh
>>219496154Zach Cherry is in Amanda Fix's upcoming movie, and he previously acted in a show with Sarah Gadon!
>>219495461I would be shocked if it's even as good as the original desu, but we'll see. Modern movie reboots generally don't impress me these days. But I watched Jurassic World Rebirth yesterday and it wasn't terrible, so I'm always open to them surprising me.
>>219495461>world buildingIs this a new gen z thing or something?
>>219496154Grim.
>>219495900Grow up. Loser.
>>219495900>mangaBanned here.
>>219495461>Hi there, I want to talk to you a little about how the show I'm heading wont follow ANY of the actual IP it's based on, enjoy
>tranny getting called faggot multiple times>acknowledged tranny somehow being a mother>japanese playing chinese and getting called chinks numerous times>gamer word used for no reason at all>plot that makes no goddamn sense>werewolf vagina monster girl kind of scissoring with a woman>woman with a cloud for a head>tranny that is jesus in a way>splatter galoreYeah, it's definitely a Yoshihiro Nishimura movie. You're either into that style or think it's shit.
>>219489712 with cocks!
>>219496666Thanks super Satan I had no idea this existed
What do you guys think of “lesbian bed death” and their horror movie themed music like “son of a thousand maniacs”I am drunk beyond reason, so ignore me if you like
>>219494518I want to take a naked selfie with her while I'm wearing the Angela mask.
>>219497830Just looked it up, it was ok. Maybe I'll check out some more stuff later.
>>219498409Kinky!
Watched it last night even though it was on Shudder for years. Even though its a blunt PSA on elder abuse, I still teared up like a bitch. Lead actor sold it too well and it definitely was a great idea for Romero to include actual local seniors as extras.
>>219499271This made me feel really bad for the elderly when it came out. But after 4+ years taking care of my grandparents and their friend, I've learned that some elderly folks are incredibly rude, selfish, and if you don't give them your undivided attention constantly, they'll start guilt tripping you, or worse, start causing harm to themselves and others just to get your attention. But I digress.
>>219496154Stacked cast
>>219499541Have you ever tried ignoring them old folksLet em die, they've lived long enough. That's just natural
22 days until we're officially halfway to Halloween
>>21950032011 days until we're officially halfway, from now, to halfway until Halloween.
>>219496154I'm glad they're at least including my favorite Resident Evil characters, Bryan and Carl
>>219490314You have piqued my interest
Saw Primitive War (2025) the CGI was better then expected, good kills, a little long winded but it's stupid fun. I'd put it above Jurassic World Rebirth which isn't that high of a bar.
>>219489073I'm specifically looking for kino recommendations for WW2 occult or zombie horror.
>>219495841>I don't think there's any real way to "do RE right" It just requires a director who can do suspense and is willing to focus on the plot and characters instead of just blasting away at zombies
>>219489306Worst part is that drag sequence was pretty good but utterly wasted relative to the rest of the movie. Unfortunate since it predates the use of the same gimmick in Willow Creek.>>219489369anons here seem to think any two people with similar opinions on the same movie are the same person.
>>219491770It got some good scenes in it but it's a shame had to shit all over the premise of the first. Why couldn't they have just gone with the old tried and true "The doc was hidin' a buncha loot and I want it, see?"
>>219498753>rope necklace hiding cleavageDamnit mommy, why?
What was with the chopped up bangs look? It was in Scream 3 & The Faculty.
>>219503476In the 90s, if you didn't have chopped bangs, you were nobody. Even I had chopped bangs.
>>219504866I don't remember anyone having it in my school, but I wasn't a teenager then. I also don't really remember how many looked or dressed except in middle school because of the kids wearing jnco jeans.
>>219502578> Worst part is that drag sequence was pretty good but utterly wasted relative to the rest of the movieWhich sequence? The sounds in the woods part with the flashlight ? Cause THAT specific scene was a top 10 or 20 scene in horror. Do you know any movie with a scene like that? I might have seen it somewhere else.
>>219503476Like what?
>>219505543Courteney Cox in Scream 3 and Famke Janssen in The Faculty.
>>219505795Would be hot on a hot girl.
Demon mommy!
>>219495900Don’t post here from now.
>>219495900I haven't kept up with Ito for some years now but Tomie has always been some of his very best work. His short stories are also all worth reading if you haven't yet.
Where's the fucking Evil Dead Burn trailer, Ghost House Pictures!!?
>>219507016Keep up with your medication instead
>>219507206what a disgusting and ignorant thing to say, kys
Feels like I'm the only one that loves this movie. My favorite in the series.Letting the Machine Girl / Mutant Girl Squad guy make a Tomie movie was pretty genius.
>>219501555Imma watch that slop
>>219508009Give me Tromie Unlimited.
>>219501555It was bretty good
>>219495680Bleh to you too
>another couple days of pushing back watching Bone TempleEh, I'll get to it eventually. It's sitting on my Desktop since February 17th and I keep watching other shit instead.
>>219502495>is willing to focus on the plot and characters instead of just blasting away at zombiesProbably not going to happen because the characters are basically invulnerable in all the games, blasting zombies is basically what the games are about after the PS1 original, and the plots are too silly to take seriously outside of a B-movie context.
>>219502495>>219509345Why not just create a RE show where each season follows a different game?
>>219509345>plots are too silly to take seriously outside of a B-movie context.Glad people who appreciate b-movies are the ones actually making the a-movies
>>219494518hugged her
>>219509305Peak slop movie. Best part was last 5 minutes.
>>219509526>>219509600There is no way to do RE right plotwise because the original plot is so good and original already.
>>219509881Typically things with good plots are HARD to ruin.
>>219509345>Probably not going to happen because the characters are basically invulnerable in all the gamesThe main character, yeah, as in every movie. Resident Evil games tend to have 2 or 3 survivors and then everyone else dies.> blasting zombies is basically what the games are about after the PS1 originalThe whole original trilogy (and 0, CV) are primarily about the character navigating an area and trying to figure out what's going on and how to escape, while interacting with some friendly people and some crazy people who have their own goals. The fun of the game is in figuring out how to proceed and then seeing the mystery unfold. The zombies are just basic obstacles to impede your progress, not the primary source of enjoyment. Directors want to focus too much on the zombies and other monsters and having groups of survivors mowing them down together with weapons instead of making something slower and more atmospheric like the Silent Hill movie.
>>219509923No director wants to follow a game’s plot exactly and can’t help but add and/or do their own shit. The new re movie will be total garbage like the last one.
>>219509526Its probably because even though there's already plenty of implied and on-screen drama and shady dealings, the showrunner will almost always find someway to fuck it up. That or they won't have any clue on how to introduce puzzles or certain setpieces like the giant snake, crocs and spiders, or they'll stretch that budget so thin.
>>219509604Jealous... how'd she look in person? Equally as MILFy?
>>219510336>stretch the budget so thinIf a company can spend 75m+ per episode on the new DEI Harry Potter show, they can throw enough at a RE show so they don't run out of budget.
>>219489073Highly recommend italien horror movie "Demons"from 1985, great atmosphere and overall campy acting/story but moody technicolor shots. just wait until the motocross katana indoor cinema resolution. The whole movie is on YouTube,I made a short music video of it, enjoyhttps://youtu.be/_uVGWhVgxJk?is=x_a8EndDaoWa-IxK
>>219510605I didn’t like that movie at all. Reeked of 80’s slop.
Reminder, there are anons here who are 40+ with no looks or youth and are just a lifeless dried body giving you their views on 80’ horror movies. Look at Chris Hemsworth today at 42, it is over for the anons over 40.
>>219510904That's a lot of projecting
>>219510975It really isn’t. Chris Hemsworth at 42 with his literal millions and lifestyle and fitness and nutrition and personal knowledge could not stop the decline that hits most men at 40.
>>219511061Just look how gross the average 40 year old is and apply it to horror fans. The caveat of 4chan or /hor/ you might get some autistic anons who know how to youthmax, fitnessmax, and nutritionmax. I highly doubt Hemsworth actually knew anything outside of cookie cutter stuff.
Don't know what good the IDF thinks targeting /hor/ would do.
>>219510736It's probably the use and feeling of the color dynamics and composition and the way it is shot, kinda strange but also familiar that does it for me. Falls in the same lane as Suspiria.very pleasing for my eyes these old spaghetti horror movies
>>219511332Demons just felt and looked ugly.
>>219510485RE's movies do very well, but I dont think Capcom gives enough of a shit to finance each episode that much. They'd be lucky to get Halo TV show budgets.
>>219511378>80’s>heavy metalPass.
>>219511419They do well but they were all missing something except Retribution which was the best movie.
>>219501555There's no way that tripe was better than the last Jurassic World, holy fuck hated that bloated ass film.
>>219511287they'e trying to demoralize me specifically but it doesn't work
>>219502054Dead SnowThe KeepOutpost 2008there's Overlord (2018) but I thought that sucked
>>219511747It is over at 40. Wrap it up.
>>219511911I am 48
>>219511332> Falls in the same lane as SuspiriaHell no.
>>219508009That films is kino as fuck anon, you are a man of taste. On par with the first except it takes the "tons of set pieces" approach rather than atmospheric. Also the lead is actually convincing as an evil succubus type.
>>219490200I could have saved her
>>219510605great rec anon>>219510736retarded faggot
>>219512118Nothing could have saved her. She was walled.
>>219510455
>>219512215That’s wild, bro. She was so young in Sleepaway Camp and now she looks like that.
>>219512215Perfect mama
>>219512286Well, its been tons of years since it came out. Time waits for no one. Still would desu
>>219512215Very nice, anon.God I want to get with a hot, tan mommy twice my age so bad
>>219512480Time waits for men that take care of themselves which people under 30 do. No one that today will grow up and look as bad as people over 40 today look.
>>219512527>tanTans are gross but people with white skin love it which just accelerates aging.
>>219512215I want to lay my head on her lap, while she strokes my hair and calls me a good boy, and every thing will be okay
I want a television show that’s a prequel about STARS. Basically Law and Order, Miami Vice, and CSI. After about four seasons it ends with BRAVO team disappearing ALPHA team boarding the helicopter heading to the mountains
>Her Private Hell is tipped to premiere out of competition at cannesSoapy-bros, i-is it over?
> I want to lay my head on her lap, while she strokes my hair and calls me a good boy, and every thing will be okay
>>219513180Real shit.
>>219511911still not working
>>219513408Could be that it's too pulpy, or violent. I looked it up and The House that Jack Built was out of competition too, and that's pure kino.
>>219513714Hope that is the case.
>>219513714>The House that Jack Built was out of competition tooReally? That's insane. That film is a masterpiece.
>>219513995I know, apparently 100 people walked out though kek.https://www.theguardian.com/film/2018/may/15/vomitive-pathetic-lars-von-trier-film-prompts-mass-walkouts-at-cannesAlso there's a quote in there>Cannes director Thierry Frémaux saying that it featured “a subject so controversial” that it could only appear in an out-of-competition slot at the festival.
>>219514182The article is about The House That Jack Built by Lars von Trier.The main scene that triggered the biggest walkouts at Cannes was: • A sequence where the serial killer (played by Matt Dillon) shoots two children during a picnic—specifically, he kills them with a rifle. That moment is widely reported as the tipping point where many audience members got up and left.There were also other disturbing scenes that contributed to people walking out, including: • Violence against women (including mutilation) • A flashback involving harm to a duckling • Use of real historical footage (e.g., concentration camps) But the child-killing picnic scene is the one most often singled out as causing the mass reaction.Europeens are so pathetic
>>219514429What a buncha hypocrite pussies
>>219514429>AI dependent subhuman
>>219505099I mean the camera dragging scene at the end. I'm assuming that's the right movie and I'm not confusing it with that flashlight tag movie you're probably thinking of. (they both sucked)
>>219514182>>219514429>go to unfiltered arthouse film festival to get away from the artificial polish of hollywood>get your panties in a twist and act all offended when a notorious shock-master's film features shocking scenes of violence (that aren't even that extreme when you think of something like a serbian film)What the fuck did they expect? The Voices 2? Something like My Friend Dahmer?
>>219514429Europeans are the same ones that had a bunch of movies in the 70s that featured underage nudity. How the fuck did they get so weak?
>>219514563>My Friend DahmerI'm not sure if they meant to make him somewhat sympathetic, but it did.
>>219514512>>219514558>>219514563>>219514626>>219514479They are such a pathetic bunch of “people.” Totally irrelevant in 2026.
>>219514706I'm pretty sure they wanted to make a salacious film about a notorious serial killer, but also wanted to pretend to be above revelling in his crimes."Oh my god, it would be so disrespectful to the victims. We're would never try to sell his acts of depravity to audience-goers who would enjoy that" they say while selling a film about a literal serial killer that people will only watch because of the infamy of said serial killer
>>219514845I feel like they thought everyone already knows what he did, so there's no need to show it. It's kind of like how they didn't show the murder of Sharon Tate at the end of OUATIH because we all know what happened. I don't remember them showing any killings in Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile either. Maybe they did, but it has been awhile since I saw it.
>>219502054Dead MineFrankenstein's ArmyArmy Of The DeadBlood VesselCan suggest some other schlock grade as well, if not exactly recommend.>>219511879>Outpost 2008There's 2 sequels to this.
>>219515130>There's 2 sequels to this.I can't imagine they're great, though the premise is. Need to get around to seeing Dead Snow 2.
>>219506538o fuc
>>219514992>they didn't show the murder of Sharon Tate at the end of OUATIH because we all know what happened.I thought it was because Tarantino is an autist in love with Sharon Tate and Polanski, so he wanted to rewrite history where they didn't die (and he got to show Margot's feet for 3 hours)>I don't remember them showing any killings in Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile eitherIf I recall right, they only showed the kidnap/initial assault of one or two people towards the end. I think the reason there was to try and put the audience in the gf's position where he didn't seem like he could be capable of the things he was accused of. That was more targeted at a young woman audience.
>>219515418>an autist in love with Sharon TateUnderstandable
>>219515255I've only seen up through Outpost: Black Sun so far. It's ok. The 3rd, Rise Of The Spetsnaz, is apparently a prequel.Dead Snow 2 is magnificently over the top, I liked it better than the first and the first is pretty fun..
>>219515550>an autistI meant a simp
Has anyone else watched The Red Queen Kills Seven Times? I liked a lot of elements of it but wished it was better overall.
>The Rule of Jenny Pen director James Ashcroft's Netflix serial killer thriller THE WHISPER MAN has been rated R for "some bloody violence, disturbing images, suicide, language and brief sexual references.">A grieving father and his young son relocate to the quiet town of Featherbank, which was terrorized by a serial killer known as The Whisper Man 15 years earlier, while rumors circulated that Whisper Man worked with an accomplice.>Robert De Niro, Michael Keaton, Michelle Monaghan & Adam Scott star.Absolutely stacked cast
>>219516637Seen it, loved it. Spectacular.
>>219516637>>219517098Giallo ftw
>>219516750is his first film any good?
>>219514429>Europeens are so patheticWell, they aren't as use to their kids being shot, so it would still be shocking. Unlike whatever backwater hellhole you must come from.
>americans like it when kids get shot>europeans like it when girls get traffickedwhich is better?
>>219517894latter
>>219517928incel detected
>>219498753I bet she is.
>>219502251>>219502313Source?
>>219518031Cry foid
>>219516218You're a sad angry homosexual, Sharon Tate of course starred in two horror films.
>>219517894Why not both?
>>219517802Europe is considered out now. It is irrelevant. Go heat your home with candles, loser.
>>219517802shooting kids is too expensive in india
>>219518441The more FF you watch, the more you realize Hell House series is creme de la creme
>>219518377Lil timmy can’t stop thinking about India
>>219518377Where's that webm of one getting whomped with a branch
>>219518289Yousa sad pathetic little simperino, rnt uuu? Shoo away lil shrimp simp~ ~ uwu xD kys
So many worthless europeens itt T_T
>>219518498If you thought HH 2 and 3 were good, you're an NPC who would watch paint dry. Which undoubtedly you are.
>>219518441*ominous honking*
>>219518704Watch more movies, like 100, then come back and post with us. This is not some internet pleb horror forum.
>>219518704I have never seen one of these Hell House things but I wanted to tell you your sentence structure is abysmal.
>>219518916> I have never seen one of these Hell House thingAre you the anon that doesn’t even watch horror movies outside of October?
>>219518852he's right you gay ass brownoid. >>219518441at least it looks like they're focusing on the clowns again.
>>219518916The first one is worth a watch.
>>219513408>A remake of Her Private Hell>In Japan>With Rainy AND SoapyGlorious.
>>219518916> I have never seen one of these Hell HouseYou don’t belong here along with multiple anons desu
>>219519031You don't need to be actively watching horror movies to want a place to discuss horror movies. I watch very few of them outside of October but I always like to talk about the ones I've seen here
>>219519128Look at this weeping little bitch
>>219519239He is right. This is a very specific topic general and the topic is horror. Why post here if you don’t even watch horror movies and haven’t seen the modern classics?
>>219519315Now you're samefagging, KWAB
So many fucking anons here don’t even watch horror movies in /hor/
>>219519571The state of this general, huh? Imagine a place for discussion of horror movies and the people rarely watch movies.
>>219519315>hell house>modern classicsJesus Christo.
>>219519128only the first is any good and thats more of a /ffg/ thing
>>219519694FF IS /hor/>>219519645
>>219519735yeah but /ffg/ is not /hor/
>>219519694Not that retard but 4 is ok, and the not-found-footage one is passable.
>>219519767Shut up
>>219519239>>219519481We have anime posters here.It’s over.
>>219519735Never said it wasn't, but it's hardly a modern classic.
>>219520121It is a modern classic.
>>219520164You're a modern faggot.
>>219505902Damn I'm excited to watch this.
>>219509305Yeah I can't bring myself to watch it either, even though everyone says it was good. My subconscious doesn't believe them.
>>219505795
>>219509305>>219520488I thought the first one was better even if it grinded my gears. The second one benefits from your innoculation to the nu-wacky 28 world it gets out of the way.
Don’t post here if you don’t watch at least 5 horror movies a week.
looking forward to it
>>219520906How can you look forward to it... if it's behind you right now!!
>>219505902>Demonwarp 4K UHD Vinegar Syndromekino
>>219520938
>>219521104Turn my head 360 around and walk away
Just put on Psycho Killer
>>219516750Same director has a psychological horror/thriller film with Emilia Clarke on the way >>219476869
>>219521150Its not too late to turn it off
>>219521150let us know how it is
>>219521150Only movie I've ever come close to walking out of the theatre half way into it. So enjoy.
>>219521406The first 10 minutes are pretty good so far…>>219521406Seem pretty serious and good mood and tone so far.
>>219521425It's bad.
>>219521406>>219521425Definitely better than Longlegs so far
>>219521150Today is a good day. Annoying foid character in Daredevil dies and black guy dies in opening of Psyho Killer
>>219521513The first 10-20 min are fine but then it gets increasingly dumb
>>219521635Nobody asked, klanny
>>219521635does Georgina get her feet out?
>>219521698This movie seems like what Longlegs could’ve beenI am at the part where a roastie just gets killed by a truck lol
>>219521768Who? The bitch that looks like a grandma?
>>219521953the protagonist
>>219521635Put down you phone zoomfaggot
>>219522001In Psycho Killer? No idea who that is. Movie is carried hard by tone, the opening credits, screen coloring and plot and slasher. With that foid, and without those things, I wouldn’t be watching.
>>219522101>movie is carried by the opening creditszamn
>>219522146The tone is set for a movie within the first 30 seconds, noob.
>>219522146He's an adult retard and this thread is daycare
>>219522027Nta but it is 2026, a movie and phone is how you enjoy a movie.
>>219522232>>219522146Why is this so surprising to you horrorlets?The tone is set within the 10 seconds. Even how the logos for the studios sets the tone. Like for FF13, when New Line Cinema shows up, the chee chee chee haw haw plays along with it. It sets the mood. You guys wouldn’t know anything about this though. I get it.
>>219522324You are choosing to read this post in which I call you a low IQ simpleton. You could have watched a scene in the movie in detail, but you didn't.
>>219522324calm down anon
>>219522324James Wan understands this. He sets the tones for his movies with the first 5 seconds.
>>219522422He has standards, wierd, huh?
>>219522395Go watch a horror movie instead of bothering other anons
>>219522482I said settle down
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>>219522572You made this image? Tragic. James Wan defined the 2000s to current day.
>>219522664Is that harperfag?
>>219522767
>>219521698This movie is good so far and better than Longlegs.
>>219522395>Mario Bava fans.webm
>>219522767You could be watching a movie, but you're samefagging instead.
>>219522927kek
Psycho Killer still good so far…
>>219523322How would you know? You're not watching it. You're reading this post where I call you childish NPC.
>>219489073
>>219523411I agree
>>219523371Definitely rooting for the psycho killer.
>>219523980Anyways movie over, would have been better with a better ending.
Just finished Psycho Killer. Time to watch The Mummy!Double Kino
>>219523411
Don’t Let the Cat Out. It is on Tubi.
This was fairly kino, it's based on the same case as The Exorcism of Emily Rose. So it's more psychological thriller than horror.
Is the Let The Right One In series worth a watch?
>>219524797I might not agree, but aristocratic taste is a refined taste
>>219524797If you diss the Siss, you're on my shit list.
>>219524984Interesting added
>>219524797You missed Ginger, I'm gonna assume <3
i'm gonna do it
>>219525312>>219525312?
>>219525679i'm doing it rn
>>219525887based it doer
>we have The Blair Witch Project at homeKek this wasn't bad by the end of it, really ramped up the tension at the innawoods part. It needed the little girl edited out of the whole film though, less would have been more.Thanks for the rec.
>We have Lee Cronin's the Mummy at home
>>219526980>white girl mummyWe were kings and so on.
>>219526980more like broad of the deadhaha
>>219527355>bread of the deadMmmmm... Bread.
>>219527399I wish I didn't like bread so much. Basically ate no bread/rice/etc for months and now I've ordered dominos 3 times in a fortnight. Basically alcoholism relapse but with carbs.
>>219527445>carbs are badThe 10s are over, kiddo.
>>219527532So, the carb lobby has got to you.
>>219527560>the bread is the problem, not the fact that i ate a whole loaf in one sitting
>>219527445I struggle to watch movies without a big carb meal. I'm a one meal a day freak though.
Just finished. Uses the "IP" as a jumping off point into a weird sorta meta slasher. This is, like Longlegs or Psycho Killer, an attempt to modernize the 90s Silence of the Lambs knockoff serial killer thriller.. Dacre is devouring scenery in this, and come the climax Barbie is too. Hope you're okay with camp because this goes all in on the goofiness. The FOD "footage" is convincing looking for trying to look like the time period, and it was cool seeing characters watch Blood Feast in a movie, lol. Charlie xcx is a cameo, she can't have more than a minute screentime. Spoilers next.
I can bake
>>219527445dominos is punishment enough
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>>219527607>ate a whole loaf in one sittingDon't project your love of bread onto me
>>219527607Even that's okay if it's whole grain. It's not good to eat a lot of refined food, but processed foods are not synonymous with carbohydrates. Most health foods that you're supposed to be eating as a primary part of your diet are high in carbs, and so are a lot of unhealthy foods.
>>219528009Yeah but you can't get uber eats anymore, some shit stinking nigger will deliver cold food, dominos is the only thing that arrives at an edible temperature these days.
>>219527699Barbie works at not-Tiktok, reviewing videos flagged for content and approving them or deleting them. She starts seeing a series of clips shot like FOD of supposedly real executions, and comes to believe there's a serial killer staging the clips. Turns out she's right, and we get to know him really well. Through his job at a cell phone store, he seems to be able to call up anybody's personal info, and he kidnaps people he believes have helped propagate media that profits from the misfortunes of others to use them in his own videos. He kidnaps Barbie and puts her in a cage with other prisoners, but she escapes the house and brings the cops back. Dacre beats her to the punch and calls the cops first saying that she's a crazy stalker, so the cops ignore her story. She sneaks into his place, frees the prisoners, and gets into a knock down fight with Dacre and beats him to death! He streams himself dying and so does she./pol/ trigger: both main protagonists are gay for no reason (fag and a dyke.)
>>219525210I didn't want to cover her cute face
