JUST edition>FTL NEWS:-- Burt is here working the goo factory-- The fish have been gaslit into thinking a nuclear war is happening-- BAM'S PARENTS were here...-- Landon is back as a janitor-- Nina’s challenges suck-- Ice Poseidon's gf Kimmee was here...-- Bliccy is here-- Landon cucked Bashir, who can't stop taking Ls>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://fishtank.observer/https://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_Wiki>>219495011
bunk bed building challengepainting the dorm pink challengepost season bitchtank 2
Vimp has a beautiful body... but that face... yuck
OMG IT'S HECKIN BLICCY :OFRIGGIN CONTENT
https://youtu.be/I8kd1SXsfxY?si=O9TQs1oP9z1QBPHUTHIS BITCHS MUSIC IS TERRIBLE
Which thread do I use
REMINDER: the show died when JD left
Kimmee status? Will she return?
>>219497501You mean charity
Could Scott beat up James?
>>219497501everybody is saying this
I want to marry bingo and have little retarded children with her that we can laugh at all day. Bongo’s survival will be dependent on how I’m feeling that day.
>kick chat is nothing but burt fangirling well I guess I can give up on this season. I refuse to watch the black chungus pedophile.
Sick of this lazy nigger already. Sleeping on the floor at 10 am while he’s got a job to do smdh
How would things have changed if Charity and Bezo never left?
Frank should host season 6
START MAKING GOO YOU BLACK NIGGER
>>219497530Johnson’s been riding my ass all week about this upcoming goo order that needs to be filled
At this point they might as well make the show an ip2 boss rush. There's plenty of them begging for clout and if you send in 2-3 at a time surely Bashir and Drake can't take them all
>>219497529OMG NOT THE HECKIN KICK CHAT HAVING A DIFFERENT OPINION TO YOU
Actually happy to see Burt back he is entertaining even if I'd avoid him like the plague in real life
what if he loses out on the inheritance and sues jet for 190 mil
>>219497542Harland Williams or some other competent roast comedian.
My favorite days of this season >Vicky crashout and the day after>The day Landon was in a bad mood.>JD Laura saga
>>219497501It died when Jet started putting unfunny losers from previous seasons on. Alex B sucked so bad and then you get fucking Binx and Dumbgay and worst of all Burt, fucking Bliccy is there. Letty is fucking vile.Jet needs to be raped.
>>219497538Bashir wouldn’t have got shot first probably. Bezo would have
Challenge idea: whoever can lift the twins up to the balcony using make-shift rope around their neck the fastest wins a half life 2 steam profile background image
>>219497561Did Vicky shower once the entire time she was there
>>219497562who do you think IS funny?
>>219497561Bongo crashout was pretty entertaining even though it made me hate her
>>219497561Lowkey Vicky was overrated
We're keeping the threads up for RV arc right?
How did Jet go from adamantly saying that there will be no returning characters in S5 to making S5 the nostalgiaslop season?
>>219497538all of the best moments you remember from this show would be accompanied by an IRL laugh track. Bozo would've taken some heat off of Bashir and probably would've been eliminated in his place.
>>219497551Let me guess you thought your burt movie title was funny. Look at how giddy you are over a pedophile on the show
>>219497576She never showers. Much like a fish, if you wiped away the slime covering her body it would most likely kill her.
>>219497562Bliccy is low iq filter if you find her annoying you're just dumb. Everyone other then Binx in the rest of the list is entertaining in a hate watch way
>>219497574Where is the Twin seethe coming from?
>>219497576She said she didn't
>>219497583How dare you?
clavicular soon
>>219497589why the sexual predator? Anyone but him. One season was enough.
Burt is weird but nothing has suggested he’s a pedo
>>219497581i have forgiven her already, i'd probably be freaked out aswell if i was drunk and was told i had to leave the show i wanted to get on for 2 years
>>219497479>IM TRANSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY! I LOVE PETER THIEL AND TRANSHUMANISM!
i need my woodworking challenge and i need my cozy camping arc
Imagine a world with Anise, Charity, Emma final 3
>>219497580The current cast. I don't want any returning faces unless they are from this season. Even if I like someone from previous seasons I know they would suck hard if they returned and ruin the season.Cole was funny but if he returned he'd just talk meta shit and it would become the Cole show. I don't want to see his face ever again.I want new people. Surprise me.
>>219497607the silent majority
THE RAPEDWhy is every woman who comes on Fishtank a victim of rape?
>>219497621Jet is the producer and he has been on every season
>>219497605Binx was kind of great tbf. I never hated anyone on the show as much as her when she was screeching at Bashir, Vimp and Landon.
>>219497622You dont remember the way he talked about guys in s3. Lots of “baby boy” stuff. He is a pedo or pedo coded at least
>>219497589Chat crying
>>219497605I think Bashir and Drake will see through her schtick but poor Landon and the twins are going to believe every word that comes out of her mouth. The twins already think she’s a tranny who enjoys young boys.
>>219497478Why you gotta be mean to Vimp? She has a beautiful soul
>>219497501The show died season 3 with the RV stream.
post season 5 moments that got you lookin like this
>>219497607They're chingus retard bit has worn thin and the reaction of bongo to going home cooled alot of people down on them, doesn't help they're not really funny or compelling other then being retards
i cant really figure out why this season feels so underwhelming.
>>219497607post-meltdown
>>219497589First 2 weeks of this season were GRIM with the wiggers showing visible stress and frustration, getting into physical fights with the fish constantly. I think they just said "fuck it" and went full cashgrab mode bringing in fan favorites and lowering prices for tokens
How are we feeling today about Bashir x Vimp?
>>219497478
>>219497607evil people
Who the fuck is Bliccy
>>219497561>Vicky crashout>Drake staying the hardest>peak tank is over on the day Anissa left>Bongo SMASH
>>219497649
>>219497635If they weren’t raped prior to fishtank you can bet your ass that Jet will fix that
>>219497653no Sam
Burt is a disgusting freak. Remember him smelling whoevers shoe Disgusting imagine having a sex pest predator like him around Oh but its okay he is retarded so its fine he wants to brutally rape men. Its wholesome! He won the show!
>>219497624She is undeniably funny you picked one bit from the whole night retard
>>219497656Bashimp is over.
>>219497642Usually to older men like Alex B
am i the only retard that thinks that bashir kinda has a crush on letty?
The Tiger takes what the Tiger wants.
>>219497589I can only assume that Jet had a meltdown over them removing the new people like the tranny and the fat mudshark. The season had a lot of duds who walked so Jet went full kike and called up all the old people he knows won't walk.
>>219497656it's probably over. He's been replaced by Landon. although she still intends to help Bashir.
Burt is the greatest actor ever on fishtank and still mindfucks people to this day
>>219497681>smellingnigga he licked the inside of skintags shoes clean
james drake meeting burt and getting confirmation about them simply not paying the winner the prizemoney is gonna be kino
I like this season, actually
>>219497644This is why she is loved she will run with a bit and make low iq retards seeth
>>219497653The most interesting part to me has been seeing a righteous man constantly having to fight demons. Good vs evil will always be entertaining
>>219497656SELF INSERTERS LOST
>>219497687Does not matter. Its pedo coded. Its disgusting. He wants to envision men he likes as “baby boy” Get this black pedophile off the showIf they kicked naked and the trans unitard guy they should not have burt on.
>>219497682Her whole bit is that she sits there and said some stupid shit under her breath that no one listens to, while idiots like you in the chat go ''OMG THEY BELIEVED HER HAHAHA TROLL CONTENT QUEEN SHE CONVINCED THEM HER DAD IS THE BIGFOOT HAHAHAHA'' while no one actually there in person heard or cared about anything she mumbled.
>>219497720first mints W
>>219497704When he pretended to wipe his own memory in S3 he was honestly pretty convincing. I knew it wasn't possible for a human to do that but I started to believe it because he kept it up so well for so long
Vimp actually looked hot with the lights off last night. True definition of a butterface.
>>219497707Thats disgusting. Absolute foul sex pest predator behavior.
>>219497702*SHOUTING* HEWWO? HEWWO?
https://strawpoll.com/X3nkPelKjgE/resultshttps://strawpoll.com/X3nkPelKjgE/resultshttps://strawpoll.com/X3nkPelKjgE/results
>>219497729But Burt makes jet a lot of money doe
>>219497727they are coping by saying Vimp is manipulating Landon to go against James Drake, but Landon isn't even in the game anymore, he's just a paid freeloader/janitor that'll stay until the end.
>>219497656Another harlot trying to get between James and Bashir thrown to the side
Challenge idea: whoever can cause more 3rd degree burns on the twins without killing them wins a small Wendy's chocolate frosty
>>219497710Kek I'm sure he walk when hear that , probably that gum woman he date is with bull now and he find it KEK
>>219497704No he is a retard and his whole thing is lame>>219497740This is the average burt fans and their intellect Wow just…wow
>>219497710Burt got paid during streamstars
>>219497691Based Landon getting some titties and fanny rubbed on him.
>>219497738sharpfart was telling the twins they should contact him if they needed help streaming.
>>219497749Bashbros can’t stop winning. Inshallah! You get a 9 year old! And you get a 9 year old! 9 year olds for everyone!
Challenge idea: build a gloryholestrap vimp to itwhoever cums the hardest wins
>>219497478You'll get used to it
Fuck I hate Burts tired routine but I would love to see him accidentally hassle Bashit by constantly being gay and humiliating him by being in the same room and doing the same overly sexual routine. Actually no, I want him to rape Bashit and end up in jail.
>>219497749Funny how these threads are 90% Bashir seethe then every poll shows the majority like himPretty sure there's like 3-4 autists who have been going schizomode here trying to turn people against him
>>219497777That was magic stars
>>219497762This but binx
Now that we know Burt didn’t really sue fishtank it confirms that Frank will come on and it’s all a big fake to throw people off
>>219497737Filtered
>>219497695She had a talk with Landon in the computer room last night. She said that she was still secretly allied with Bashir even though she's hanging out in the dorm, and that he should abandon James to help the twins to even out the playing field. He immediately agreed to this.
>>219497781Burt and Bash love their 9s Maybe they will be the new duo on the show
>>219497690no, you are not the only one, he was really really intimidated during their first confessional, and a bit during second confessional, despite being tired of competition, and later was talking to her on multiple occasions but, she is a bad woman and not giving him favor (which is good for him)
>>219497756It's not coping when that's literally what she said she's aiming to do. Whether it works out or not remains to be seen.
>>219497561>Alex B goo room, taped mouth sign language, confirming he would really murder everyone and not in Minecraft.>Alex B first day>Drunk Bingo being social and then playing nightcrawlers alone>Drunk Bongo crash out #5>JD Laura>Love on the spectrum night with Vimp and Bashir>Landon beating Drake in the rizz challenge
>>219497778Laura was such a cunt about this. It was her idea in the first place then she acts like it’s all awkward and like she’s better than Landon when the camera is in her face. Classic BPD whore.
>>219497777trvke digits
>>219497788I don't know about everyone else but as a JDbro I've been just falseflagging constantly, it's fun. I don't really have any strong opinion on any of the remaining fish but I like making their fans and haters look bad.
>>219497793yeah I respected Jet and thought it was funny how he kept ignoring frank. Now we see it was all gay fanfare.
HEY JET CAN YOU MAKE THE BAR AUDIO ANY WORSE PLZ
>>219497737The twins legitimately believe she is trans. I enjoy the character she plays and how mad retards like you get about it
Love when they’ve slept for hours as I go to bed and when I wake up they’re still sleeping.
>>219497756>but Landon isn't even in the game anymore, he's just a paid freeloader/janitor that'll stay until the endyeah, but james and laura want to keep him closer in case of him being a side during competitionif they are allowed to do this, so is vimp
now i know how you guys felt seeing binx there (i was indifferent for her)like what the fuck why so many season 3 faces
>>219497655This. They succumbed to their own incompetence. It’s clear that they had bigger plans for the goo room for their “serious game show”, but now it’s just a gay nigger aids factory.
>>219497815She vastly overestimates her own attractiveness despite her skinflaps blowing in the wind whenever she moves aroundShe's still fat on the inside (not just her organs I mean her personality)
>>219497836>not changing your sleeping schedule
>>219497589Unlike normal internet personalities, lolcows have an inverse parasocial relationship with viewers - that being they are the ones who lash out when their fans aren't acting the way they want.Jet Ineptitroon was sick of his fans noticing his patterns of incompetent/predatory behaviour so around 2 weeks into this season, gave up. There was a "production cam" segment where he literally said thats what he was doing. Since then, season 5 had - albeit less mistakes - literally zero effort put into it.
>>219497788It's literally one Christcuck and mints. We all love Bashir.
Post Vimp tummy
>>219497827They play along with everything and Bongo said she thought it was a joke.
>>219497793Frustrating that it's gonna happen with like 4 days left
I love niggers
>>219497793i'll respect jet more if he beats the "EAR OUT" allegations and is willing to put aside his ego and do business with someone he doesn't like
>>219497843 Newfags started with season 3 and they're catering to the newfags, look how many so called fans didnt know who Bliccy was
>>219497827You are fucking retarded if you think the twins believe anything Bliccy says. You must think Burt is real too.
>>219497836Love when I go to bed at 2am the content just starts happening and all the organic stuff envelops but when I wake up to watch it back it seems boring because no ftl to chat in
>>219497843There only been 3 And 2 from season 2And 1 from season 1 4 from season 4 inbound ?
>>219497850She’s clearly insecure about her body. Bashir needs to just lay into her about constantly wearing spanks and baggy clothes to hide her disgusting loose saggy skin.
It's sad that Americans forgot how to build homes that breathe, now they rely on air condition units
>>219497858Bashircord is like three brown guys and two tayleigh fans
>>219497872>and do business with someone he doesn't likelike what? what is the business with frank? only his gay romance with burt, nothing else
>>219497644Bashir knows exactly who she is. He's a fishtank Autist who's probably watched Bitchtank.
>>219497682>She is undeniably funnyYou are so fucking raped.
>>219497869
Jet hasn't done basement cam in a while... what's going on little buddy?
>>219497882There are people ITT who genuinely thought the twins were tricked by Jets "I'm an alien" bitThey just go along with whatever prompting because they know it's a comedy show and they're trying to be funny
>>219497915Not cool, bro...
Do your part and make sure the director autocam is never on unfunny retard BurtGo AFK on the closet cam if you have to
>>219497933We like burt here
>>219497914My bad forgot the only funny thing is epic wholesome chungus Pedo bait twins
>>219497869carolina... emma... binx...
Imagine locking Bingo in a cave and cutting the tendons in her legs and hands so she just has to lay there on the ground begging for death as you keep her alive for months so you can slowly cut chunks off her body daily
>>219497855>I'm not bad at what I do, I just wasn't trying!!!classic
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774820901685399.mp4
>>219497907It's true, I'm the head mod of the bashircord and we all do call to prayer 5 times a day on video call
>>219497941Reddit is two tabs down
Challenge idea: long distance sand throwing. Whoever can blind the twins with sand from the farthest distance wins a cute parasol
I really dont want to see burt or hear him. I know mints is going to have him on director cam all day so people can do the burt clan stuff. well, it wasnt the best season but I had fun /ftl/ if there is a season 6 i will see guys then. I just cant/refuse to watch this guy again.
I'm not a huge Bashir fan but I almost want to see him win just because the seethe from James would be unreal.
>>219497933Burt's funny I hate him as a person but he's funny
>>219497478Pussy don’t got a face
>>219497892james drake is from season 3 too
>>219497941you like pedophiles being in the show?
>>219497589it is the final season of old fishtank, next one will be cx/ip2/kick slop
https://youtu.be/VnP4hEMRQtw
Jet fucking hates the fishtank spin off shows and the people on it. But not Spictank, he gave his approval.
>>219497981we liked Blane
>>219497520Just be an alter boy for the Catholic Church if you want that
>>219497962this but the other way around
>>219497855>lolcows have an inverse parasocial relationship with viewers - that being they are the ones who lash out when their fans aren't acting the way they want.I genuinely can't wait for the sprinter van streams. Jet will be a full-blown lolcow within a year if he follows through.
>>219497981I thought Sam quit?
I should get muscle implants
>>219497975Kek I actually wish he was man he would have been so much better on a season like 3 as he would of adapted just like he did this season
Challenge idea: The Toothfairy Challenge. Whoever can knock out the most twins teeth and put them under their pillow wins a $2 bill
>>219497990Blane was white and posts on /ftl/ of course we like him. Burt is well everything we hate.
Burt clan here
>>219497982This isn’t old Fishtank, this is NuTank. There’s Soultank S1-Bloodgames, Soullesstank Bitchtank-S4, and NuTank S5-Current
>>219497982The final season of old fishtank was bloodgames don't kid yourself everything since then has been something different or a watered down failure, closest we got was the shit show of s4
>>219498010drake x luke bromance was took from us :(
>>219497878Jet was trying to get TJ on before any of them
>>219498028ZOMG THATS LIKE THAT THING THE CHINGUS PEDO DID AHH THATS LIKE GUYS REMEMBER IN SEASON 3!?? LIKE THAT WAS EPICNESS!
>>219498009but then you miss out on the PUMP
>>219497981Stupidest take ever with Simmons Sam and many more being given a slide but Burt is your issue?
They should do a 5 day challenge for the finale. They have to watch Burt every day and whoever laughs first loses. Challenge runs for 5 days. When none of them laugh they just split the prize.
Burt is a pedo because uhhh
>>219497962Twins winning will make both seethe and the fanbase
fishtank should be about references and inside jokes
>>219498012@jet @letty @ben @billottmanSteal this
satanic show
newfags don't remember the julian and dingdong seasons of fishtank
>>219497896A/C is superior. Compare the heat deaths between the US and EU
>>219497948this but freddy
>>219498001It is duty of EVERYBODY in /ftl/ to buy stinger traps once Jet starts his van tour so we have locations all over the US ready for him
>>219497982>>219498039This is the correct terminology Classic fishtank >s1,2,bloodgames,bitchtank,powtank,famous houseNutank >s3 rv trip, s4,streamstars,fanshitKicktank>s5, streamervan trip
>>219498069Watch s3 instead of the epsiode recaps buddyAlso many of the “pedos” kicked off the show did half of what burt doesnufan
Bashir outwore his welcome 2 weeks ago. The glazing is so forced.
Is Bongo abusive to Bingo?
>>219497561Landon is in a bad mood every day
the first 6 days of season 5 had soul and was nice, but it fell apart because Jet had no replacements for people walking off.
>>219498102This but James Drake
>>219498084Meant>>219497901
Burt is a pedo because uhhhh he got told to sniff a show and call 40 year old Alex B whiteboy
>>219498093he will completely fail without anyone intervening, dont worry.
>>219498100>he masturbated in his own bed, that makes him a pedo
>>219497956>>219497942reddit loves bliccy, you are in good company, raped faggot.https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1sfoom6/bliccy_is_objectively_hilarious/https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1sfmkxv/bliccy_bit_is_prime/
>>219498102this but twins
Where did Bliccy go
>>219498110Bongo beat Bingo into coming on Fishtank, a show she doesn't like
>>219497901>here in Europe we do things a little differently, let's just say we're a bit more enlightened than you savages>175.000 deaths per year from lack of ACt. European
>>219498069He fucking won the season even though binky deserved it
>>219498102The season would have been so much better if Vicky never left lowkenuinely
>"SPECIAL GUEST COMING IN TODAY">burt arrives at 3 am>he's just there to be a TTS magnet and stay in the room they had to abandon because they abandoned jobs and the market>day 25/30I think this is actually my last season
>>219498102this but Landon
>>219498121>>219498126>no you have to love the black sexual predator that had violent rape fantasies that production had to force him to say he was just joking about you guys didnt watch s3 at all
>>219498133What kind of mentally ill retardation is this?>you don't like Burt? you must like BliccyWhat the fuck is this?
>>219498117South Europeans also forgot. It's actually becoming a lost technology.
>so uhhh guys it's going to be a social game type show now>anyway all TTS are auto approved, don't snitch okaywhat was Jet thinking?
>>219498133OH NO NOT HECKIN REDDIT I MUST CHANGE MY OPINION
>>219498133Only one of these is me ?
>>219498136Probably sucking sandniggers dicks in Dubai, the usual.
>>219498115>Jet had no replacements for people walking off.Or challenge ideas. Heres a challenge idea.The molten lava challenge: whoever can make the hottest liquid to dip the twin's hands into wins a pair of has station sunglasses
>>219498162ear outnukes are still in the air
>>219498162That was Phil and April dumbass
>>219497376 (You)>so cucked by fishtank addiction he tries to e-date the retarded women that also obsess over fishtankword of advice, virgin. your life will be better: after a fishtank season ends, completely forget fishtank and anyone associated with it exists and continue to do so until a new official season (not spinoffs) begins-------------------------------lmao i barely watched season 2 some of 3 none of 4 or this one except recapsyou're a virgin!kill yourself you're retarded (something I actually know based on your completely wrong assertionsvirgin lol. bad guessthere were pages of threads on her here
>>219498170I mean not really. Buildings are still designed without A/C. It's just that there's no point if it's going to be inhabited by humans.
>>219498162It's the last season period.
>>219498194>Or challenge ideas.crazy lack of challenges this season, wonder what happened. Clickable cameras + interesting people + challenges = fishtank.
guys be like let’s argue about ac in the ftl thread
where is gmodtank
>daddy burt is therekek i cant wait to see him burt off
>>219498054you sound so miserable. hopefully you can find happiness when this show is over. praying for you.
>>219498216engagement wise is the the lowest/slowest /ftl/ has been during a season? Or rather last week of a season?
>>219497982>Chicken Andy enters the tank and Nina has a melty>Scott pins down Xena, who screeches like a monkey>Cob Bruvs smash beers and furniture with Bongo, Landon and >Damiel acts like a retard for Tik Tok>Nick White gets bullied by Duanye >*TTS* HUH what ok huh ok>Goran zooms through the chaos with the tele robot >"Ok, THIS is EPIC fr fr"
HE MADE A JOKE ABOUT 19 YEAR OLD PAYTON YOU SICK FUCK
>>219498225>wonder what happened.The hardwood floors.
DINNER AND A SHOWits bams parents making chili slop and the fish doing a cringe ass talent show
>BEN I CAN'T BREAT-ACK
>>219498102this but jet and ben and 2 years instead of 2 weeks
>>219498110Yeah
>>219498170It's not lost technology, all you need is very thick walls made of rocks or something similar.
What are the twins real names anyways? Ashley and?
HE VIOLATED FRANKS CONSENT BY SMELLING HIS SHOES HES A FUCKING MONSTER
>>219498248The throat singing had me cracking up. You guys are just miserable lol.
>>219498268Bingo
>>219498248Wiggers are so greedy. It's a jewish show.
>>219497788Now you understand
>>219498235Tell me why I have to like the black ape sexual predator being on the show. Just tell me, is it because he is retarded? He gets excused of all his behavior because he was dropped ok his head? Im praying for you man.
let's start a "mistakes of S5" thread, reply with any I have missed:>Charity miscast>Emma miscast>Anissa miscast>Bezo walking, no replacement>Vicky walking, no replacement>Market being meaningless>Jobs being meaningless>All fish sharing a dorm (no pillow talk scheming)>No theme>Audio in certain rooms is still bad>Rooms unlocking mechanic didn't work>Handheld live cam removes fishtank sovl>Basement cam>Bashir elimination / return>The Cell being an absolute nothingburger>Beth freeloader failure>Mr Naked freeloader failure>Alex B freeloader failure>Diamond freeloader failure
>>219498279they can do that stuff any time i want a person to come in like the psychic or whatever that is specialguys like you are just being a bit of a silly billy right now
>>219498110Bongo worked two jobs to provide for Bingo and wishes Bingo would help out more financially.
>>219498279>dinner and a show>anon doesn't understand that the show is for the fishes
>>219498273>>219498240>>219498181since you are literally crying for attention (you) now calm down and watch the show
>in my wagecage>would rather listen to a refrigerator and people tossing and turning in their beds than listen to musicwhy am I like this
>>219498296the reason Charity was cast was "wouldn't it be funny?". They didn't think any further than that.
>>219498309He's the worst.
Burt makes people here seethe and thats why jet likes him on the show. You have to stop letting jet know what bothers you
>>219497562>It died when Jet started putting unfunny losers from previous seasons onTai in S2, got it.
>>219498312its exciting because its liveanything can happen at any time you never know
>>219498258That's fair
>>219498296>Ben beating up Landon>Jet's ozempic rage at JD>Twins coddling>Rigging candy challenge so twins aren't eliminated>Bringing Landon back after elimination (as a failed freeloader)>Bam as a host >Tattoo artist phone calls meaning fish can talk to fans (even though it was funny)
Burt was the most popular in S3 by far
>>219498324Huh, maybe /ftl/ can reverse psychology jet into making a good show
The inconsiderate tiger stole vimps blanket
>>219498296wow, now i am scared
>>219498321By he I mean the anon spamming this thread, not Burt.>>219498288Just take a break from posting before it's too late, this is not healthy.
>>219498296THE WIGGERS CANNOT RUN A GOOD SHOW I TOLD YOU ALL FROM THE BEGINNING WHEN THEY WERE PAINTING INSTEAD OF MAKING CHALLENGESBen is just as retarded as jet. What do they spend the money on? It's not contractors making the house good. It's not casting or even research on contestants. Everything is from Amazon so it's not procurement.
>>219498288I like when he tries to make sense of the nonsense. He's too familiar with it now but it can still be okay.
>>219498296>Binx failed freeloader>Kimee failed freeloader>Letty challenges
Super bed update
bashir is guts and griffith is james drake in theory. james drake is actually an antagonist that manipulates everyone by making them think bashir is the evil one
>>219498296
>>219498296You forgot the tranny freeloader failure and bam is just a bad fit for the showSperging over hardwood floors is also a huge buzzkill
>>219497589Jet just said that to get Aryeh to stop talking about the buy-in. You don't want Aryeh on the show, do you?
>>219498296>jet on cam everyday
s3 would not have survived all of gorans attempt to kill the franchise during the season if it wasnt for burt being able to put on the burt show for weeks
>>219498373Has James done anything interesting in the last 12 hours?
>>219498373W Janny taking all the blankies so we can see Vimp tummy
>>219498359Thats fair. Not my cup of tea but more power to you anon.
>some anons still think this is a real gameshow
>>219498296>>219498340>>219498362All awful examples of mistakes except the audio. Your show would suck.
>>219498340>>Bringing Landon back after elimination (as a failed freeloader)I dont hate this, especially near the end of the season like what they did with trish and brian. the house gets extremely empty when there arent many fish left
>>219498344The unholy trvke of demonic destruction
>>219498296Bezo was a miscast. A fucking discord mod, friends with production.Vicky walking was fine. She did her part, was funny and left on a high note.Market needed to be locked down and operated by the production, it should have been steel bars. Worst part of the market was giving people a job to sit in the market all day.The problem with the cell and most challenges is no money reward. The reward they gave for for the cell was immunity, which doesn't matter if you don't think you are up to be eliminated. For other challenges the reward was fake money to spend in the store.
>>219498296>no poop throw
>>219498344Burt is loved by racist homophobes and some of you anons just can't live with that. Cope, seethe, and dilate.
>>219498405Retarded faggot
too many fan freeloaders is my biggest problem this season
I'm gonna hand it to the wiggers. Audio has been good this season and video has been ok.
>>219498362Letty challenges were fun>two little nigger babies
>>219498373>golem landon is back>no need to manipulate twins>no need to wake up earlyjames "james drake" drake showing his true face every single day
>>219498404oh yeah man for sure having 2 contestants literally do nothing and 2 more walk in the first few days are awful examples of mistakes
>>219498373Landon isn't even asleep he's just staring at vimp (can't blame him she cute)
>>219498424>>219498296>no returning faces
>>219498380It's been so long I actually forgot how this came about. When exactly did this get shown to the public and how?
Interacting with the camera man, being meta and breaking the 4th wall has to go, too late for this season but for season 6..Jimface = elimination Talking to Vance or Richy = elimination
>>219498340this post is a perfect example of why Jet shouldnt listen to fans
>>219498424Casting hit a brick wall.
>>219498268Ashley and Hale (Dead name: Haley)
>>219498250Nothing more chucked than him pretending he couldn't breath
was Head the only freeloader not aware of the show?
Oh man! I love this new season of fishtank so much huh /ftl/ Having Ice Posiden associated with the show is great we love Ice, I think Ice would be better than Jet! I love the idea of getting away from that stupid “fishtank” ip and being more ice/kick stream! Also LOOOOOVE the returning faces. As a longtime seether of the show and /ftl/ poster and Xhead i have to say the best thing is seeing old faces again! Jet dont change one thing, dont touch it! You made /ftl/ so happy with this season we all love it so much!
>>219498412Bezos was a really bad casting decision, guy had no redemable qualities, not a single one and he was the main reason the house was getting swatted in the early days.Charity was also an incredibly bad casting choice, chick was 100% not tank material.Vicky was ok, but she had mental issues and should have had reassurances for her little shithead catsRest are ok as far as I can tell.
is jet a bashir vs. james finale chad? that's why he rigs everything for bashir?
>>219498465Obviously he knew bam told him
>>219498296>>Charity miscastGOAT of S5>>Emma miscastbest girl>>Anissa miscastmommy>>Bezo walking, no replacementyou're getting banned from the discord when I get out of here.>>Vicky walking, no replacementBashir>>Market being meaninglessone of the best cameras of the entire show. would have been great for morgueposting.>>Jobs being meaninglesshi Landon>>All fish sharing a dorm (no pillow talk scheming)friendtank won>>No themes2 was years ago bro>>Audio in certain rooms is still baddeaf>>Rooms unlocking mechanic didn't workworked fine>>Handheld live cam removes fishtank sovlthis is true>>Basement campay up>>Bashir elimination / returnhold me now>>The Cell being an absolute nothingburgersomeone didn't buy a ball in time>>Beth freeloader failurequeen>>Mr Naked freeloader failurebest night of the season>>Alex B freeloader failurebest story line of the season>>Diamond freeloader failureshe sensed your demons
What were the rewards for the Nigger Nina challenges last night?
>>219498439your show would suck
>>219498455>>219498434>>219498404can't believe there are people who unironically defending jet in this thread. sure you can disagree with some of this anons listed mistakes but the fact that there are this many 5 seasons in that are even points of contention is insane
>>219498491If you're gonna be awake this early do some work jet
>>219498459>>219498250>no physical contactUnless it's our cuddled plant choking someone.
>>219498502AAARGHHHH I CAN'T BREATHE ACK ACK ACKKKKKK ALLAH HELP ME AAAAHHHHH
>>219498357it's a live stream, not a hollywood production
reminder that they counted on cam and bashir verifiably had less than 1200 candieshttps://gofile.io/d/z2bGPY
>>219497907Imagine using discord. Couldn't be me.
>>219498468Also we love Mints in director he makes the show so watchable and kino. I would never watch the edits because Mints just did it too perfectly already!
>>219498475i meant prior to coming on. every other freeloader was a fan.
Can I get an invite to the Blanecord?
>>219498296Don't worry bros, S5 was just practice... SURELY they'll get it next time...
Charity accused production of roofieing her and left, she was great imo.
>>219498522Boohoo little bitch
>>219498516James should do that to Bingo and see if you retards have the same reaction.
>>219498544depends... do you love your mommy?
>>219498529
>>219498547true, but not having a replacement for her when its GUARANTEED a character like her would leave immediately is crazy to me
>>219498522rigging it was the right call because Landon would just go into his retard quiet mode and not participate in the finale, making the Twins the default winner
Reminder that Bashir literally ate pork yesterday.
>>219498549Final 2James Drake vs the twins1 VS 2 BOXINGJames Drake with no hesitation breaks both of their nosesAutistic spazz wailing screaming cryingJames Drake turns to the camera.>freeze. fuck these retards i hated them all and i'd do this again and worse. unfreezeturns spits on Bongo's broken faceThe screen goes blackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MtDLRvpx-k begins playing
>>219498522first time watching fishtank? They always rig challenges to keep the paypigs from doing chargebacks. Imagine if they let Letty win in S1. We wouldn't have gotten S2.
>>219498547Charity would've been a GOAT freeloader for like 2-3 days
not every candy is worth the same
>>219498529I genuinely like it when mints directs because he never puts the cam on Dumbgay
so what was the show yesterday...?
I'll be honest. ppv going down killed it.
Super bed update Landon is a generous lover and put the blanket back over vimp
>>219498577Bro it would unironically be the greatest possible ending. Then he returns as host and just beats the shit out of people nonstop
>>219498582what are they all worth?
>>219498148The only thing blue Vimp deserves is a swift kick to the jaw the nasty thing
>>219498592nontent vibe repair
ask Bashir what he thinks of Israel
Crawling to the finish line
>>219498522lol you're STILL doing this?
why are people obsessed with landon romancing someoneis this all self inserters
>>219498592fishes do a talent showclinically insane betrayal of trust
>>219498601Hospitalizes them for eliminations lmfao
bliccy is more likeable than letty
why doesn’t the house look like a swamp by now?
>>219498616they wanna see his doink
I hope Bill Ottman cares about the twins and just tell them they can self publish their cartoons on amazon. I would buy a copy or two.
>>219498616cuz it's funny
>>219498634It does in the basement
>>219498634Laura painted green would make a pretty good shrek ogre desu
>>219498616I just want lil bro to live a little. Even if it's fake, it's a level of familiarizing so he MIGHT be more comfortable with irl girls
>>219498577Please god make this happen.
Why did Vance block Letty?
>>219498557Yeah
>>219498638Shut the fuck up
>>219498412>>219498296The casting was absolute shit. half the randos applying to be freeloaders would've made better fish
>>219498502It's no punching and you know it
>>219498616>is this all self insertersyes
>>219497641>she was screeching at Bashir, VimpThey both deserved it. You guys are just gay.
>>219498616Landon is getting needed exposure therapy to women. A week ago he cried rape from being cuddled by Laura. Last night he got double spooned and was the one who raped
>>219498592The main event was Bam bringing in his parents. Seems like Jet was gone because he was driving to the airport to get Burt so Mints was in charge pushing some Landon romance shit. Then Burt arrived late and that Burt shit was the main nontent of the day.
>>219498494to this day people talk about trish, even if she was a bad (pointless for the show) castpeople are calling "mistakes" any shit they can expecting other will glaze them for the volume, look, we have only one week left, slow day but you cant have peaks of people screaming all the time 24/7main mistake of jet is that he is such faggot scared of own audience and paypigs, whales are retardsyes, dogpilling jet is funny, but him listening to own audience in fear of losing money is the main problem of fishtank
>>219498549I would clap and cheer if he snaps that little bitchs twig arms and breaks Bongo’s nose.
>>219498421>bashjeet seething landon stole his girl LOVE this fact
>>219498549Nah Bashir is the woman beater remember
>>219498664this is the best cast they have every had in the history of this show and if you disagree there will be dire consequences
I think it's time.
>>219498458I love Bliccy unironically, she seems really pleasant to talk to
>>219498616people like bash, landon, blane all have self inserts here. Why is that a shock? You know the people who watch this show and use this board. Are you just trying to belittle the fans?
>>219498651>>219498675These anons are the real niggas
>>219498664crazy they wasted Vimp as a freeloader, swap her for Emma and the show would have been so much better
>>219498616there's been a severe lack of romance this season and people are starved
Do you think Vimp's poosy has a pungent aroma in the mornings? Especially considering she has been bleeding from her hole.
>>219498494Keep seething about jet, keep watching his slop.Jet being retarded is half the fun of the show
Tune in to director cam. 3 minutes.
Only one man who can save this. Jet, make the call
>>219498680>to this day people talk about trishWhen, other than right now
Burt is here to save the show
>>219498710Thanks prod
>>219498680trish only merit is having a big ass.
>>219498549>*seriously cries and yells like the world is ending*>nahimjushkiddin>good choke James Drake>*runs away on all fours*
CKY
>>219498680hornyposting =/= talking about
>>219498616as bashir said, puke bucked on your clothes is not funny, other things can be funny, like multiple whores making fun of landon's virginity
unc tank
Steel Panther just walked in
Bill!
>>219498616Landon is a funny little fella. Getting him get out of his comfort zone is fun
>>219498692>no spergs>no simpable fish>no actual nutjobsduds
>and then they bring in a hair metal cover bandHELLHOUSE
>fake band
>>219498660Because he's aware of the effect he has on women
chat doesn't know what butt rock is
>Leave the goo room and you’re out, BurtBen cucking content again
I like Steel Panther but idk what they're supposed to do in the tank lol
fuck i thought these guys retired, I saw them live like 10 years ago
I never got the JD hate. Was he hated because it was not funny to make fun of him? He is from the bay area but obviously not gay. He seemed bothered by suddenly having TTS hate on him hard the first few hours but then came to terms with it. Seems like the viewers had to settle with the gay joke because they couldn't find another flaw.
>>219498736>puke bucked on your clothes is not funnyit is
>>219498502ben literally begs for fights every season
Bingo is going to be cranky today since she didn’t get her 18 hours.
is burt really there? i dont watch the show, only read the threads.
>>219498769Yeah
Bam just shot a huge load of boomer mogging on the fish
>>219498616it's self inserters.
>>219498769he had this holier than thou attitude, it was really grating. i hate people like that, reminds me of some of my colleagues
>go to house party 2 weeks back>Actually get into a conversation about fishtank with someone>He is hyperfixated on Burt >can't even talk about anyone else in detail, just burthe has a girlfriend too
Unctank
Is Bongo powerless to drugs & alcohol? Asking for a friend
>>219498738Who?
>>219498664The top 4 + JD were all good casting. All of them are either likeable or fun to hate. All of them put effort into challenges and did try to win.The rest complete duds but Vicky was funny and could have been a fine freeloader.
>>219498769Jet cumslut comment weaponized entire production and the wigger hordes against JD
>>219498680esl
>>219498395He was mind raped after he thought he got Bashir out for the second time because he stole his candy. Probably figured there was no way Bash would have enough, and after production obviously rigged it he's realizing nothing he does matters.
WTF no amps?
>>219498784Yes but do you trust us
>>219498802these hair metal niggas
Steel Panther now this is some old school boomer shit lmao
>LIVE>MUSIC
Reminder Bingo was forced into going onto a racist homophobic show she doesn't like by her bigger and stronger twin sister and has been losing a pound a day and barely eating.
>>219497448>bam>phil and april>steel panther UNC TANK RULES
>that one anon saying the audio is good this season>switch to bar came and it literally just sounds like staticmints lmao get the fuck out the threads
>>219498769he thought that "funniest guy in the warehouse" translated to "funniest guy on the gay internet show" and that got him targeted
zoomers are braindead
Wuhan? Covid 19 reference?
>>219498830Good
>>219498807your point is?
>>219498692S4 mogs desu they hit it out the park with Freddy, wrench, arye and daniew
>>219498712This guy is literally unironically dead and I'm not memeing.
>>219498703This is the real reasonPlease lord, let Bongo x Landon happen naturally
Freeloader auditions, whatever happened there...
of course the unc is instantly going to flirt with the girl who look like she does a lot of drugs
>>219498863chill
bliccy just lies
WHY IS BAND OBSESSED WITH BASHIRCODDLED MUSLIM
>band member immediately trying to fuck bliccy
>>219498820>old school>band formed in 1997>formed 1 year after Linkin Park
>2 songs
>>219498793>Talk to IRL friend about fishtank>"Dude I love jet he's so funny haha did you get the season pass?"
>>219498863none of it's real jun, it's a tv progrum, a movie
>>219498863Yo, what's good
>>219498799Yeah
i dislike skinny bliccy
why do zoomers even exist
>>219498877That was 30 years ago, dude.
>>219498877>30 year old band>Not old schoolTime flows forward unc, get used to it
>Open stream yesterday and it's a Margera Family dinner>Open stream today and it's this shitThis is what you people watch for days on end?
>>219498873Seething jew
>>219498877I hate to break it to you, but 30 years ago counts as old.
We're all dying
>>219498873Long hairs respect long hairs
>>219498877theyre making fun of glam rock, which is 50 years old now
>>219498817Of course :D
>this is landon>he never had a zagnut, can you believe that?
>>219498914Some sooner than others
bill ottman in the basement letting out a wry smile and nodding his head along when the band plays their music
These boomer men are not bad at doing the musics and cool that they only need a guitar and shaker
the only person i know irl that watches this show talks shit about it relentlessly, total wigger death
>JD got kicked offI knew it. It's just like Cole all over again.
Shes just flirting with them for free drugs right?
who the fuck are these new freeloaders
This is just awkward, Jet.If you were smart you'd let them film a music video in the house and go wild.
is TTS on?
kek'ing at zoomer bros watching this
>>219498937JD scammed everyone especially Jet and Ben and left when his PTO was up never forget the truth.
Jesus, Bam
bam invited his friends to the house again
ermmm, the 80's called, guys...
The Steel Panther guys are all basically James DrakeThey should fuck with them and make them do shit.
FET’S LUCK
>>219498985They all have black step kids?
i'm gonna buy a housethen I sell my housei'm gonna buy a housethen I sell my houseyeeeaaah
better than burt ig
Bam's so fucking corny
why do all musicians always have chad phenotype? Why do guitaraists rarely look like incel skinny ugly guys
the singer looks crazy bogged but his voice is nice
>>219498985no similarities whatsoever
Why don't they bring vance and a drum kit up
>>219498975It's worse there a 80s parody band that's actually from the late 90s
so this is what they woke us all up for? I wont hate, the elvis night was actually really fun but come on they sent out notifications for this??
>/ftl/ is surprisingly fast for a morning>band arrives>/ftl/ slows down to a haltkek
>>219498848S4 was shit but i think it was the most diverse and balanced cast they ever had; two great normies, some great freaks and spergs with great simp bait. Their personalities are more memorable to me than anyone in S5 minus the Twins and Bashir. if the Finnish bitch had been there instead of Ellie it might've been better. Shame it was a rugpull.
Is Goo Room really going to be Burt only? I wanted to see everyone goo.
>>219498954>bring a hair metal band in during the final few days>hair metal bands are known for destroying hotel rooms>the tank is usually destroyed by this point>don't have the hair metal band destroy the house like a hotel roomThe missed opportunities this season are infuriating.
Do any of the Fish know that Burt is here?
I mean at least they're all awake "early" i guess
>>219499000Bingo Bingo house flipper arc
>>219499022okay all the zoomers can leave nowthis is an unc show always was
>>219499038They were told over tts but don't know for sure
>>219499028>They're literally just going to sit there playing songsthis is hard to watch lol
>>219499023I can't watch this kind of cringe, it's too much
>>219498296add>awkward hair metal band segment where they dont actually destroy anything when the only funny thing about hair metal bands is when they destroy stuffto ur list pls anon
>>219499049Well now now hold on….
>>219499027The bit will end by the afternoon when drake breaks in
>>219498701Their excuse for not casting Vimp was because she was "too contaminated" aka she was Binx's friendI have no idea why they walked it back later for freeloading. She's not even on the site is she?
>>219499058>>219499056>>219499051what's the problem?
>>219498954They should have hired a local hardcore band, let them host a show with 20+ fans, and do a moshpit challenge in the living room.
>>219498296Robot/Antara being dogshit.
Bashir looking like Ulillillia
fuck off
>>219498592Cumcumberfeet's recap covers it
>>219499074They want her holes
>>219499088lol
>Is TTS on?
So in Atlanta can you order food whatever time of night like 4am
Getting musicians to play music is fucking lame. These people play music for a living. They should be there to do some challenge. They should make the cast do something and rate them. Just do something other than performing songs.
who are the randoms there
>>219499115Yeah
>>219499078>what's the problem?It's not funny or wild.The only people it appeals to are people who already liked Steel Panther.
>>219499078>Band walks in expecting people to care>No one does>Bams all giddy>TTS blaring calling them gay>Bams parents just kinda standing aroundI hate this stuff
>>219499023There’s another thread Everyone NEW>>219497436>>219497436
HOOKERSLol
>>219499082Respect Antara
>>219498296>Bashir elimination / returnOnly good thing this season, without it, zero conflict
BUT MY COCK IS COMMUNITY PROPERTYYYYYY
This is soulful
as a zoomer these guys aren't braindead pussy wiggers so i feel threatened
>>219499115Thats any big city, NYC, Chicago, LA
>cheese fries>fresh airdo the submarine sandwich line Bam!
Why are we watching a couple of middle aged men play guitar
>>219499024s04 won
>>219499220its bams show
>>219499112paypigs usually hold back until the fish get drunk
>>219499024>two great normiesWho were the normies?
>>219498925When does Red Bam enter the tank
>>219499388remember anons, you too will get old
>>219498296>>Market being meaningless>>Jobs being meaninglessdo you know what you're watching? genuinely curious. the economy collapsing was planned, but you're too much of a nigger brained cattle to realize that (it's okay to be low IQ)
>>219497448Bliccy got a tit reduction????WHAT THE FUCK
>>219499780ozempic baby
I WANT TO SEE MINTS BARE ASS
