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star trek sex with shran
>>219539067kill yourself btw
could a level 1 diagnostic have detected the cenobites?
Good Morning Crewmen!Your old pal Neelix here with a steaming pot of your old favorite Leola Root stew, with a special secret ingredient!
>>219539067good riddance
>>219539187>special secret ingredientis it talaxian cum?
>>219539209
>people unironically wanted a TOS rebootwhy
>>21953956709 movie was ok>>219539567
/trek/, I've been thinking...
>>219539599very excellent joke buddy
>>219539567They hate new ideas
>>219539067I bet Paramount will go back to dumping the whole season at once instead of weekly releases for SFA and SNW. If they do, that just lends credence to Mike’s claim about five digit viewership.
>>219539646Now I buy her as Chief Engineer.
>>219539567People treat TOS like a comic book where you can just reboot and update it every generation for a new audience. But most of the charm of TOS came from the actors and the time it was made.
>>219539067Thanks a lot, incel nerds can't handle anything being different once again.
>>219539599fuck off normgroid
What even is startrek.com
>>219540060postman pat lookin ass pepe
>>219540352>religious hierarchy with a pope is actually heckin woke
I'm off to make Academy season 2!
>>219540352>Deep Space Nine shows a culture free from most oppressive power structures.
>>219540352>>219540400its a civil war in slow motion, i guess that makes sense as feminism
>>219540352Me? I love this article because it validates me loathing Bajorans for thirty years
>>219540352does this bitch not know who kai winn really was
>>219539067>online auctionIt's finally over. There shall be no more nutrek. Huzzah!
It is interesting how shitting of a show TNG is overall. Like 9/10 times you tune in you're going to get a stinker of an episode, yet somehow the 3-4 great episodes TNG and its general comfy atmosphere has elevated the series to what it seen as today.
>>219540599It’s a sliding scale. A 6/10 40 years ago is a 9.5 today.
>>219540433>Kira: Paramount>House: Star Trek>Old Man: Star Trek fans
>nutrekpig sperging lmao
>>219540599>Sub Rosa
>>219540665I would say season 1 of TNG as a whole is as bad as anything from std, snw, or picard. That shit is borderline unwatchable.
>>219540599>I wonder what the lowest rated episodes were?>look it up>they were always about Troi or her moml m a o
>>219540700No you’re retarded. They’re basically just TOS episodes with better production values.
>that time the Voyager crew caused Ruby Ridge
>>219539646>/trek/, I've been thinking...Did it hurt?
>>219539067That's it, bro. Game over, man. Kurtzman is out
>>219540837>He thinks it'll ever endLol
>>219540912Okay, doomer
>>219540665>the retarded idiotic cartoon crossover is rated that highreddit was a mistake
>>219540974Not a doomer, It's just reality. In fact i love nu treak and hope it never ends! Michael Burnham for f*cking life
>>219539067F
>>219540837Man I wish. Members of the tribe are not allowed to fail
>>219541042At least we got Robert Picardo making an absolute cunt of himself on social media out of thisYou'd think somebody so old would be wiser but then again Takei is like 107
Nutrek CHADS always win. It doesn't manner how many shows get cancelled, movies flop, money down the drain, etc. We will win and you'll just have to deal with it. Alex The Great Kurtzman is god and will never bow to down to the whims of irrelevant racist chuds and incel nerds. We're the fucking winners now, bitch!
>>219541042>dey gon take off my foot?
>>219541075Boomer actors get less wise with age.
>>219541075QRD?
>>219541125I dunno, I just open Facebook to look at my cousin's Disneyworld photos and I'm greeted with Picardo making lengthy angry wall of text arguments with random people who say Academy sucks (he gets especially offended if you say the show sucks except for him)
Where's the In Trek News guy?
>>219541149If the show is criticized in any way remember; its always the fault of the audience. Kurtzman can't do a damn thing wrong.
>Encounter at Farpoint (Parts 1 & 2) - 9/26/1987Good>The Naked Now - 10/3/1987Meh but good visuals>Code of Honor - 10/10/1987Bad>The Last Outpost - 10/17/1987Kino>Where No One Has Gone Before - 10/24/1987Good >Lonely Among Us - 10/31/1987Bad but enjoyable and weird >Justice - 11/7/1987Retard Kino>The Battle - 11/14/1987Bad>Hide and Q - 11/21/1987Kino>Haven - 11/28/1987Picture>The Big Goodbye - 1/9/1988Bad but important for introducing the holodeck>Datalore - 1/16/1988O mai wa evil twin>Angel One - 1/23/1988Heightist propaganda >11001001 - 1/30/1988Bad but Binars are neat>Too Short a Season - 2/6/1988Shit>When the Bough Breaks - 2/13/1988Thought provoking, Wesley’s best sode. >Home Soil - 2/20/1988Woke cuckino >Coming of Age - 3/12/1988Hilarious>Heart of Glory - 3/19/1988*Klingon death wail*>The Arsenal of Freedom - 4/9/1988fucking retarded>Symbiosis - 4/16/198880% Kino, spoiled by the oversimplification of the moral dilemma to pander to the War on Drugs>Skin of Evil - 4/23/1988Wtf >We'll Always Have Paris - 4/30/1988Kino of the highest order>Conspiracy - 5/7/1988Peak action Trek. Should be the absolute limit of high octane action in Star Trek. But otherwise very fun to watch.>The Neutral Zone - 5/14/1988 dumb. terrible season finale
>>219541149Why is he starting arguments on photos of your cousin at disneyland? Are you related or something?
>>219540700not even close>>219540732the problem with TNG s1 is the cast. theres like 10 too many main characters, Yar had to go.
>>219541246No, it's the Facebook feed shit. I guess his sperging out got engagement and it knows I'm a no-life fucking dork so it hit me with "Look at this next, scroll forever"
>>219541042
>>219541363audible kek
>watch one episode of that Pike show>they "educate" some alien race on demuhcratzy with capitol protest footage
>>219541470You don't remember that classic TOS episode "Fuck You, Richard Nixon" where Kirk and Spock just looked directly into the camera for 45 minutes and chanted "Watergate, Vietnam, Watergate, Vietnam"?
>>219541528Nam' was LBJ though
>>219541528>>219541470>they thought it was their City on the Edge of Forever
>>219541470Educate yourself, sister!
>Alexander Hilary Kurtzman (born September 7, 1973) is an American filmmaker. He is best known for co-writing the scripts to Transformers (2007), Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009), Star Trek (2009), Star Trek Into Darkness (2013), and The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) with his writing and producing partner Roberto Orci, and directing and co-writing The Mummy (2017). He made his directorial debut with People Like Us (2012), co-written alongside Orci and Jody Lambert.Jesus wept
>>219541635How did he make so much garbage after starting with one masterpiece?
>>219540700TNG S1 is stinky but it's a pleasant stink, like your baby daughter's first poop or your little sister's sweaty gym socks. NuTrek's stink is foul and overwhelming like, perhaps ironically, when you drive past a water reclamation facility.
>>219541732Writing, directing and producing are three different skillsets. It also helps if you work with talented people who can iron out your faults instead of retards and yes men.
>>219539067rest in piss k-trek
>>219541149It's not just the actors, it's basically anyone involved in the show, they're all like that. I was looking for production art from Picard and the Twitter account of the guy to get it from is too flooded with reaction images from having retarded arguments with fans and bitching about politics to fucking find anything.I wish these retards would know that your timeline is finite, after so many posts it just stops, and from that point on you have to rely on the site's increasingly unreliable search function to find older posts - a search function that doesn't even index every post, it's been this way since long before Elon took over, the most comprehensive search you ever make will always have gaps because of it, shit drives me up the wall.
>>219542043Producing doesn't require skill at all. It's just a fancy way of saying "I gave them money so they could make this".
>>219541635Unironically is there any explanation for his continued employment besides sexual favours or some sort of blackmail? I don't understand how you can be handed the keys to anything with such an outrageous run of failures.
>>219542469JJ got him an unbreakable contract
>>219540700The documentary about TNG S1 is actually more interesting than the episodes. The shenanigans that Gene Roddenberry's lawyer tried to pull during the production were hilarious.
>>219539567They don't know where to take the series and it is easier to just remake the classic so they can clap at the references or "smart" subversion choices Never walk forward always walk back and flesh out everything to explain why scotty had a bottle of green in that one episode and how emotionally charged it was for him to use it.
>>219540352If bajorans are modern day liberal zoomers does that make dukat trump? And the changelings are the jews pulling the strings?
>>219539187>>219539255tfw postin hapi neex =^_^=
>>219542469"failure" was always the plan. its much more profitable for the people in charge to start new shows every 2 years because they can funnel money to their production subcontractors to set it all up and tear it down. and theres so much govt money and retail investment dollars in the machine I really think the federal government needs to start regulating it more strictly. all of these jobs should be bid publically. all of the ledgers published. if they dont like it they can spend their own money.
>>219542983It's just baffling to me because once upon a time, not too long ago, television was a business. It was a shady, treacherous business but it couldn't violate physics.Enterprise gets shitcanned because its 5 million viewers can't justify its $2 million an episode budgetNutrek drags on for a decade, dropping $8 or $10 million in every episode in half a dozen different series that never break one million viewersIt's like they've invented postscarcity but only for television studios, there'll never be another Firefly or Rome because you just get infinite money forever now
>>219543140i think you misunderstood, the latest star trek is a symptom of an entire industry of value vaporizing. every time someone merger's a big studio they lose like 60% of their combined market share overnight.
>>219540700Gay nigger faggot.
>>219540835AAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>219542638He looks furiously angry
>>219539067What are some other /x/ trek episodes? I just read Skin of Evil was poorly received when it was aired. I liked it.
>>219543796click click click
>Cirroc Lofton (Jake Sisko) does not appear in this episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Evi0oT3OAg0kino
>>219542249Well duh. If your paycheck depends on a show, you damn well at least pretend to defend it in public. Are you low IQ or just obtuse?
