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>>219540880
James face cut status?
Is Burt truly the GOAT Fish?
cuming in MINTS ASS
Can't believe Bashir won S5
>>219540907Bashir mogs
>>219540914It has been foretold
>>219540880someone post a clip of the fight
>>219540914Never would've expected this dude to be the main character
>>219540914at this point, I don't find it unlikely
>>219540903grim
shit was all good just a few weeks ago
are people mature enough to admit that landon is an annoying faggot with zero redeeming qualities yet
>autistic>hates whores>like paradox games and time splitters>magnanamous with his enmies and even wishes the best for them >calls out the longhousing of thes how>calls out Landon for being a simp who gets manpulated by any girl who's slightly attractive and calls him retarded >likes Japan and speaks some JapaneseWhy does nu-TV hate Bishar again?
>>219540914He should walk out of the house like the truman show, that's how he wins
How would you rate the Fishtank wikipedia article?
>>219540928
>>219540933He's a funny agent of chaos. Youre autistic so you judge him as a peer. I see him as a lil buddy making stuff happen
mints ass
>one >suck a BBC >two>suck a BBC
>>219540914Twins are going to win
>>219540939they aren't smart enough for paradox games so they just make fun of people that play them instead
>>219540924>Ayo step daddy where yo get that scar cracka?!How's he gonna explain this to his wife's kids?
>>219540952Don't even understand how you let yourself look like this.
>>219540948no bitchtank = no read
>>219540933He's a simp loser, completely beyond saving. Hope he goes back to being a janny, gets mad about poop in the sink, and some freshman heems him into a coma he never wakes up from.
>>219540933landon interrupting the flow of goo was the last straw for me
>>219540885They try to press him, theyre just too retarded, they thought bringing his gf in would work, but they're just a nice couple.They tried getting Letty to troll him with the Carolina boxing tweet, he didn't give a fuck.What so many people have said is they just need a bigger person than James who's there to mog him, manipulate people against while seeming nice.They need like a Jon Zherka type in there to fuck with him
>>2195409395 words: “daddy won’t let me box”
>>219540903need an image of the repeat fish/freeloaders (the ones that like attention (jimmy, dumbgay, greg, burt, etc) staring at the pov to encapsulate this into an image
>>219540948I saw TJ and I clapped
>>219540939Jimmycord raiding, notice how the bashseethe comes in waves then vanishes instantly
qrd on the annoying retard? is laura still there?
James #1 ally gets voted out>Bring him back as a freeloader to fuck with your enemyRun a poll to get rid of James' #1 Freeloader>Ignore poll resultsGame isn't rigged for Drake btw
>>219540975Hs Drake boxed anyone besides Bongo and Emma?
>>219540939also picrel
>>219540929>he can't naturally detect main character energyAt least you learned something from this
can someone post the webm of the scuffle
What are we thinking? Is Blane going to be an annoying faggot who makes FT his whole personality? I think the answer is YES
Reminder to discard the opinion of anyone complaining that Bashir won't box James Drake. We already saw Bashir vs. Vance and that was a struggle while production refused a 3 vs. 1 of Jet, Ben and Vance vs. James Drake.
>>219540973I really don't understand how they misread his character so badly. He's a deeply insecure fag, but because he's the strongest in the house nobody can do anything to him.
>>219540983its also peak SEAmonkey hours
>>219540991he was supposed to box Wes, don't know what happened to itHe boxed his ex if that counts
Just woke up. Cant wait to frantically defend basheers honor all day
>>219540995Is this Bashir's? where'd you find this?
>>219540991everyone else turned him down, kinda shows the dawg Emma really had in her to do it.
i'm a Bashirfag and i figured out why he only attracts ppl like meconservatives are closeted sexual degeneratesi want to ram my dick deep inside his pink ginger asshole and recite from the holy scripture and Bash screams out his sins in repentencethat's 99% of his fan base and conservatives in generalwe're mostly all hyped up gay men and trans, but closetedreligion is how we cope
>>219540973just bring in Gyspy Crusader or Sean Strickland and tell them he's a cuck with black children
>>219541000
>>219540975>I promised my dad I would box Vance but not James drake
>>219541030wow 2v1 again.
>>219540939did not know the Timesplitters lorenigga is even more based nowfukken Basedshir
>>219541017https://saif.systems/originIt's the website he shouted out.
Imagine cutting off Bingo’s limbs and throwing her into a homeless encampment to be used as their public fuck toy
How did Jet even link up with Sam in the first place? I can't think of someone luckier than Jet Goran Neptune
>>219541036longhousers are like niggers. they never fight fair
>>219541030cut the first half of the fight - good one
>>219541001I opened his twitter once and I'll never look at him again, gruesome shit.I get trying to milk fame off this kind of thing because a few people like you, but it's always so pathetic.>>219541017It's SAIF shit, but Bashir has already said it's not his website, just a friend's.
>>219541011it's sad because he wouldve been a good winner if he had any struggles
>>219541041>POV: Jets ass after S5
>>219541043Why are you guys like this?
>>219541043>"someone gimme a hand here. imjuskiddin"
I hate james drake.
>>219540939trust fund baby that has no friends IRL so he has to go on fishtank to feel something
>>219541038The timesplitters moment was unironically the point at which Jet flipped on Bashir and started not just irrationally hating him because of mints. Jet perked up like a little puppy at the comment and told them all to just keep talking about video games, it was funny.
>>219541048here's the first half
>>219540939genuinely feel it's a raid when content is happening, during early morning the threads are relatively chill with minimal tribalist jeering (never none though)when it's popping off it's just non-stop back and forth "brown" this and "jimmycord" that
>You found an Ultra Common Bashir W>[inventory full]>Dropped Common Production L
>>219541036Landon did nothing & James held back with just a slap; yall trippin acting like this behavior can just get washed off. Bashir has started more fights this season than anyone else; which subsequently is also why he gets fucked with more than anyone else.
>>219541001He already is, he did a fucking Fishtank discord interview within an hour of leaving and bought twitter verification.
>>219540967This kinda ruins my stupid daydreams of going on fishtankYou get like 1-2 cool fish per season but the tradeoff is living in a house of retarded BPD e girls, jews, and literal drunk retards. I would be alienated too
>>219541070>no friends IRL so he has to go on fishtank to feel something99% of fish
>>219541070So he's rich? Awesome. And hasn't he been traveling and going to Japan for a PhD? Seems like a lot more than what most 4chan /tv/ users will ever do.
>>219541073I think you're onto something I remember feeling surprised jet asked him a genuine question without any rage or malice behind it
>>219541087This is unironically why I prefer James, he’s so out of water with these retards, playing their game on their court & beating them at it.
>>219541081>don't believe your lying eyesYou're bad at manipulating bro it's all on video.
why does bashir attract "fans" with just a delusional victim complex? are they just brown or is there something else happening?
>>219540995Red Desert is Antonioni's worst filmGod i would destroy this pretentious fag in a film class debate
>>219541076We need more moments like this.
>wigger humor
>>219540914>>219540929>>219540996They gave him a movie entrance, an extra life after the fact, and every possible advantage.
James ''Ill fucking kill you'' DrakeRemember when a drunk Alex B was kicked for saying this? Draco did it when he was sober.
>>219541117main character
>>219541110*such
>>219541107>playing their game on their court & beating them at it.what's the last challenge he won? He's a guy dating a woman with kids, this is not someone I'd envy. Well, maybe if I was a loser.
>>219541117Yeah you get extra shit if you're popular. Fishtank is a social game
Who is the biggest season 5 /ftl/ lolcowanime picture landon seether? or Twins stalker? or any additions to the list?
>>219541114Since Mints has 7 TTS alt accounts Jet should make a hack_blastard one for these.
>>219541122Alex was kicked for saying it 600 times in 4 hours, while also brandishing a knife
>>219541114W JetW TTShack_blastard lives
>>219541122He was pretty obviously a bit drunk. If this was earlier in the show he probably would've been gone, but the wiggers have bet everything on the Drake/Bashir grudge match. Designed by Letty this time, so it's going to be an absolute shitshow.
>>219540933>tranimepedo avatarfag>uhhhh that fucking autist is so annoying wtf why doesn't he clean the floor!
>>219541041
Bingo should be given the Junko Furata challengeBongo should be given the Sylvia Likens challenge
>>219541107>playing their game on their court & beating them at itlike uhh.... he tripped Emma at the "walk around the chair" challenge... that was exciting
>>219541135Basheethers take the cake
>>219541133Basheer is a 30 year old virgin lmao.
>>219541135the mudslime guy
>>219541122the delineation that Jet made to Bashir is that they tried for hours with Alex B, even taping his mouth shut to get him to stop threatening people and he kept crossing the line without anyone doing anything to him physically; they don't want to kick someone for doing it a couple of times in a heated gamer moment after getting hit with a door
this is grim this feels like season 1 josie v letty threads.
>>219540933The point of shilling him is that autistic men need to win at life without trooning out, because autistic women get handed everything.
>>219541135The jimmycord raiders
>>219540939i only come to tv for ftl, i ride or die for the fish i pick in the first week and bashir has not disappointed me once. love his growth into a serious competitor since he cooled off the i just want the twins to win maine plus he is an underdog and thats always entertaining.
>>219541164isn't that good? there's a lot of tension between contestants
>>219541164Drake vs Bashir might be the best final two Fishtank has ever had
>>219541133Everyone’s whining about him not getting pressed because he’s been beating the wiggers at their own game. Every thread is filled with James is coddled followed by a list of things they tried and failed at using to press him with. It’s literally an unending cycle in these threads.
>>219541107yeahhe's winning the social game with ease, despite what the rest of the faggots know about the show
James Drake is the main character and the only good person this season. He deserves to win but the season doesn't deserve him.
>>219541164It's Bashirfags Vs Bashirseethers James is just a placeholder contestant for people who don't like Bashir
Do you guys ever jerk off while the show is playing in the background but something interesting starts happening and you stop midwank?
>99% of women side with drakewhy are foids so boring
>Bashir only applied when he knew Sam wasn’t hostingKWAB
>>219541178Oh yeah its just going to put me through some seething times I just have to get ready for it.
>>219541164except now they're simping for a muslim and a normie. guess it was a gay show all along
>>219541185we get it, you're gay
>>219541179Bashir is the best final one they've ever had, Drake is just the normie retard who has consistently failed to take out Bashir despite spending the whole time seething about him because his support is incompetent and he can't do it himself because he's terrified of the audience thinking of him as the bad guy.
>>219541185TRUKE
>>219541012But they're Muslims so you're retarded
>>219541157Explain why this is a bad thing? Try not to seethe too much. I'm 31 and not a virgin and wish I didn't have meaningless sex. My friend from church just got married in February to his wife. Both virgins, and I'm very happy and proud of him for waiting. You sound sex-obsessed and resentful for no good reason anon. Do you have a pornography addiction? Do you have unwanted sexual behavior?
>>219541194Yes
>>219541203Sam would bring him on for a bit where they do the "eat pork" elimination challenge, then yell "SAY CHRIST IS KING RIGHT NOW!"
>>219541203that makes a lot of sense
>>219541122Alex was threatening to kill the whole house over TTS spam. James got a door smashed into his face and then punched in the jaw.
>>219541194I jerk off only when the fish are sleeping.
>>219541135Skull, Benleaks, Blaine (he took off his tripcode), that one Binxfag
>>219541194I only masturbated to the Vimp x Bashir kino romance scene where I imagined his strong arms pinning her against the wall and making love to her and also to the thought of James Drake getting home after being eliminated for being a psychopath and finding Carolina riding her bull
>>219541135For me, it's the Bingo stalker.The anime avatarfag is slightly redeemed because Landon is a seethe-worthy faggot, even though his posting is as obsessive as the Bingo guy.
>>219541145this tbbqh
>>219541203He applied after he saw the Mints posts saying this season would be a legitimate reality show with fair challenges.
Do we think Bashir’s dad Omar jerks his noodle while writing suspense-filled novellas replete with adrenaline-rich chase scenes, surreal sexual encounters, and moments of magical realism?
>>219541210nta but probably. I'm personally straight and am a Bashirbuddy. I am trans though and like little boy hentai
Thoughts on Vimp tummy?
>>219541227yeah he would've walked early
>>219541182So uh....which challenges did he win anon? Answer the question nigga
>>219541203Yeah hes a bitch. Sam would have trolled him so much and he wouldn’t have taken it like simbal did
>>219541164It's just the Bashcord fighting imaginary enemies
It's funny that production hates bashir despite the fact that they both have the same views on what fishtank should be Jet only caved in to hellhouse because of peer pressure, same as Bashir
>>219541252hoe
i kinda wish burt wasn't locked in the goo room so he could call the longhouse snakes "duplicitous cunts"
>>219541256mobile game acting challengemethhead acting challengebottle episode acting challenge
>>219541252vimp is such a piece of shit I don't care how flat her tummy is. She's trash.
>>219541164>josiepedo!>lettyjeet!yeah it does feel like home doesn't it?
Was anyone following Drake in the flag challenge? How the FUCK did he lose 2 flags when it seemed like all he was doing was pressing Bongo because he got scared of the twins having 6 flags instead of 3.Bashir literally only lost 1 flag, to Bongo because he thought she'd have the basic mentality to understand that a temporary alliance might be a good idea before pincer attacking him with Bingo. His second flag just came off in the Bingo struggle because he stepped on it.
Do you think if I gave Bingo $1k to stop shaving her armpits she would do it?
Where is burt sleeping
>>219540966None of you even watched it you just bring it up for fake oldfag points, none of you ever name a single thing that happened in itsame with bloodgames
>absolute chaos in the Goo Room after the door is busted in>Bashir quietly clocks out and leaves One of the best belly laughs of the season
>>219541107fucking this
>>219541227Good
>>219541277goo room floor
Letty will rig the season against Bashir because I replied to her with a picture of her disgusting mangled discolored rotten cunt while arguing about how Bashir has been dogpilledBashir will lose just so Letty can spite me
>>219541261Isn't it funny? Bashir would likely agree with the redditors who think James Drake should host the show too, as that makes it more friend tank.
>>219540880>James and Bashir got into a scuffle and hands were thrownQrd on this? Why would they fight when they are goo brothers?
Drake is Goku and Bashir is Vegeta. It's fine to say Bashir is your favourite but it has been written for many millennia, time and again, that Drake is to win.
>>219541268>bottle episode acting challengeLandon won this, are you even watching??
>>219541277goo goo goo goo goo
Good morning, can someone please link the Bashir fight as well as the Laura crash out? Thanks in advance for any assistance (you) can provide in this matter!
>>219541280He was seething thoughbeit
>>219541194You know me too well
>>219541194i jerked off two days ago and my libido is lower these days, i came to that fat-tittied Littlerobin slut and that raccoon-haired ice skater. i usually have to hold it in for days to get horny again. Bliccy's moans made me rub myself through my pants though but i stopped when Jet walked in the room
>>219540933I now fully sympathize and support when Ben sucker punched him when he was drunkI hate drunks. I really hate retarded drunks
>>219541194Some anon posted a webm jacking it while bongo was crashing out thinking she was eliminated in the candy challenge kek
>>219541290Bashir became the official goo lab tech and wouldn't let James back into the goo room, which angered James
>>219541261>should be Well dont make 5 seasons, a half season larp show, and a handful of spinnoffs cementing what the show is. Absolute retardation on Jet and Bash if they think its going to change because they want it to. And I back Bash
>>219541293it was subjective, he should've won
>>219541182>he’s been beating the wiggers at their own gamethey literally just rigged the last elimination challenge to guarantee his immunity
*playing with goo*YALL COOKED
>>219541301No
/bash/
>>219541083yeah it's like going outside simulator but you're still inside and get shit thrown on youwhat ruined my daydreams is realizing Jet isn't being retarded for a bit, he just does bits or turns things into bits to disguise how retarded he actually isI would still apply if they paid you replacement wages though but just that stipulation makes me not enough of a loser to go on lol
>>219541310Alyssa Liu? She is so fucking hot. Cute little raccoon.
>>219541290Because Drake is a snake, and got really upset and pressed over Bashir stonewalling him during the goo bit. His great strategy was to go cry to Burt about how evil Bashir is, then go cry to the twins how evil Bashir is, and then use the twins as a shield and go "dude dude just let the twins in dude" and when Bashir told him to fuck off, he lost it.
>>219541164Those were far worse newfag
Why did the Goo make everyone go insane?
>>219541314He was only good when he only shit talked production over and over again. I wish he would just go back to that.
>>219541117it's so fucked up that they gave him the advantage of literally every single other person in the house (except for vimp for a couple days) being allied against him for the past week. you know it in your heart to be true, he has endured the most and is the most deserving of the victory
>>219541230KWAB James the raped
Last night was crazy, we need a vibe repair today.
>>219540939>Why does nu-TV hate Bishar again?>>calls out _____ for being a simp who gets manpulated by any girl who's slightly attractive and calls him retardedIt was right in your post
>>219541304anybody would seethe trying to complete an autistic task while drunken retards are hammering on the door for 6 hours
Laura ate some of the goo btwchances she dies today?
>>219540903projecting there a bit jetty?
>>219540939>paradox games and time splittersThose are gay as fuck
>>219541083I want to say I'd plow all of these egirls in the bathroomBut I fucking wouldn't want to touch any of them honestlyExcept to crush Laura's skull
>>219541280i liked it when he calmly grabbed a pizza box and left. if only he had just stayed. Another reason why the Twins need to go.
>>219541261there's no way you niggas believe this shit
Bongo won season 4
>>219541322>uhh have sex with Emma >uhh suck his dick>>219541341Trvke
I’m over these fangirl threadsPing me when Frank gets there
>>219541316https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/219447381/#219448273
>>219541172Men as autistic as Landon cannot win at life. They can be kept around as clowns or if they have good parents they can be forced to have good structure and match made with a girl much more retarded than they are
>>219541327Your day will be cursed when it could have been blessed
Reminder it's based to like Jet and the crew and lame to hate them
>>219541334>someone has something that I don't have>they seem to be having a good time with it>FOMO ensues
>>219541359please hold your breath, frank is definitely coming soon
>>219541375fuck off
>>219541353which part?
best ThankfulTank moments>?
>>219541348hi newfag tourist. go bcak to roblox
>>219541375I did slightly like Jet a little bit this morning when he had the gay heart to heart with Bashir. Still fucking hate these wiggers, though.
>>219541235>I only masturbated to the Vimp x Bashir kino romance sceneI did too desu. Love on the spectrum was kino while it lasted. It doesn't hit the same with Landon, he feels like a rebound.
>>219541329Jet is genuinely low IQ if you haven't noticed.
>>21954138120 minutes away, i heard
>Reminder it's based to like Jet and the crew and lame to hate them
Landon’s life might be ruined by this show. He’s going to call himself the Tiger to the wrong guy at a bar and get killed in a bar fight.
>>219541375They're lazy faggots and Jet is the worst mistake Sam has ever made in his life, including the Marky note and crashing World Peace.
>>219541384jimmy almost burning himself alive
>>219541375if Jet wasn't a materialistic sexpest I might have liked him. Ben is where it's at.
the season is almost over
I just don't like him as a person and think he is annoying. His religious monolgues remind me of jimmy being 1 note about mormons.Hes like nega-jimmy where he wishes them well outwardly but inwardly seethes while jimmy is the opposite
>>219541397Good. But realistically, this retard never goes anywhere but work and his house.
dude Drake is so fucking coddled...>ignores how his favorite was eliminated and then brought backwhy is Drake so aggressive? >ignores how Bashir has poured dangerous liquids on people's eyes like four times by nowdude Drake is the manipulating one!! he made everyone turn against Bashir!!>ignores how Bashir led the first attack on Fort Drake with all the house on his side and it was just his shitty personality that made them all turn against himDrake is production's favorite!!!>ignores how they brought his gf, made their cocksleeve letty try to rape him, how they let dead nephew tts messages, how jet sends hateful messages to Drake meanwhile you can't even mention Bashir's dad's booksdude Drake is not even good at challenges!!!>ignores how production teamed him with the worst possible people all the time just so Bashir could have immunitydude Drakefags are so homo, he's evil!!>proceeds to flipflop between liking and hating Landon and Vimp depending on who they're siding with
>>219541384Alex B wrestling Daniel
>>219541338>act like a nigger>get hated by the other fish like a nigger (temporarily)>PRODUCTION DID THIS!
>>219541375good morning mints, your goo room bit turned out well
>>219541397It's amazing how easy it was to gas him upThe dude thinks he's a chad now
>>219541403Ben and Jet are pretty much one in the same now. Jet is funnier than Ben, though
>>219541399>Jet is the worst mistake Sam has ever made in his lifethis is just bringing him passive revenue now, he has washed his hands of Jet in favor of Luke
>>219541410holy trvth nvke
>>219541412Go back.
>>219541412>Reddit spacingNot reading that
/ftl/ needs to be posting like Drake and Bashir in the arena is already happening, don't let production weasel out of it.
>>219541122Bingo and Bongo say it like ten times a day
Ive been manipulated my entire time
>>219541397He's going to be surrounded by enablers feeding him liquor, he's doomed to be a lolcow until he dies from liver failure.
>>219541391>>219541235>>219541194>>219541233>>219541362ITT compulsive masturbators mad at Bashir for not being a compulsive masturbor porn addict.
>>219541157Unironically better than being a literal cuckold.
>>219541412bashirsissies wont have a coherent repsonse to this btw. they'll just double down on their lies.
>>219541420Ben hasn't fucking done anything this season since the Landon fight backfired on him.Why isn't Ben going up at night to talk to Drake while he's sleeping about his ideas for movies?
It's time to apologize to Jet and admit the goo room saved S5.
>>219541399wow, the difference is staggering
>>219541439LOL cope
>>219540933you were right and i apologize
>>219541421I am actually a big Sam fan, but am quite annoyed at him for not manning up, buying out Jet's shares, and literally putting anyone else in charge of it. Jan or something. Maybe give one season to the "Renaissance Men." Hell, I'd like to see Ben do it by himself with a different crew. Jet sucks so bad it's not even funny.
>>219541445Because he wants to suck Drake's dick
>>219541439obvious cope considering you're likely a 30 year old loser virgin too.
>>219541447>admit the goo room saved S5.Wrong. Bashir's REACTION to the goo room saved S5. And they can still fuck it up.
>>219541442Why did you reply to yourself?
>>219541194I jerked off watching Letty fake smile and preen for the confessional camera while imagining her pissing on the couch
>>219541450being a cuckold is better? okay then...
>>219541412throwing nukes like this in the middle of the thread
https://strawpoll.com/xVg71rl6Gyrhttps://strawpoll.com/xVg71rl6Gyrhttps://strawpoll.com/xVg71rl6GyrVOTE
Don't follow Sam's advice on "GET A SKILL", my friend got into welding and it gave him cancer in 5 years of work
>>219541412not to disrupt your pointless and gay bickering>dangerous chemicals in peoples eyesit was just moisterizer for landon right? most chemicals in a bathroom probably wouldn't do any damage to one's eyes, otherwise it'd be a big problem
She's all I think about now.
>>219541473One more try little buddy, you can figure this out.
>>219541221ohai ESL, what time is it in bangladesh?
I was a DrakeFag since day 1 wanting to see someone competent beat all the other retards around, but after last night and all thinking of all the betrayal Mohammed has endured, I WANT to see him win.Some may get the impression that he’s far up his own ass and thinks himself above everyone else, but from giving the twins/Blane 5/4k out of the 10 and how hurt and disappointed he seems to feel seeing Landon and Vimp against him it makes me feel genuinely bad and wish he could have a friend a fight alongside with him. Win the Fishtank Bashir.It was the same feeling watching Cole get dogpiled by everyone in season 2. It invoked a disgust and hatred for everyone else in the house against them even if it was unreasonable
>>219541481I would've given you an honest answer if you didn't reply to a jimmycorder.
>>219541473The fear of Burt is not that he'll physically assault you, he's a teddy bear. However, he's a teddy bear that will sniff your shoes while you aren't looking.
>>219541472wow dude...thats like a low blow...don't you know that stepping up is cool because you get pussy??
>>219541412They simply cannot contest these points
>>219541331No she isn't. She has an ugly goblin face with fat doughy features and trashy annoying piercings, the bleach patterns look trashy also, and you fags need to stop spamming threads about her on every board months after the Olympics.
>>219541462Better luck next time, Bashsissy
First I didn’t like Vimp because she appeared red-binx Now her soft kissable tummy and underspoken manner has won me over. I’d date her, not to marry obviously. But because I think I wouldn’t need to pressure her too hard to let me do anal. That and the cozy cuddles and probably anxious attachment style at the start.
>>219541473you don't need to specify thread number
>>219541487i am way to sleep deprived for this. forgot the slash lol
>>219541310Got any Alyssa Liu feet pics?
>>219541375Jet is in the process of transforming fishtank into his fantasy of being a cloutlord kick guy. Bear in mind, this is for an enterprise that he didn't create and probably still doesn't have corporate control of
The worst part of people like the twins and vimp feeling sighly bad about bashir is that they didnt do it out of their own volutiononly when they realized people fucking hated them for being backstabbing whores
>>219541473>>>/Board/postnumber No need for the thread OP lad
I'M JDI WON
>>219541494You are the dumbest nigger alive.
>>219541472>not even 2 minutes later>european hours>already 18 votesat least don't make it as obvious baby bro
>>219541516>Red binx started seething and throwing shit at burt while he stood still and didn't retaliateTime is a flat circle
>>219541529Welcome to foids. Hope they all die.
My beautiful wife Ashley
Just saw a pic on X of some the screen caps of franks messages….What a pathetic loser, literally reached chudgang begging.
>>219541508Wrong. She is cute and sexy and talented and my wife
I'm just shocked that Greg is gay
>>>/a/287352168test
>only one person took a screenshot of vimp's feet while she was asleepHoly shit it's so over for her LOL
>>219541252I have deleted tens of thousands of pictures of naked women from my hard drive because of navel piercings
>>219541529That’s how foids work, they only performative start regretting their actions after they start reaping the consequences.
>>219541472JIMMYCORD?! WE NEED TO BOT THIS QUICK! BEING A KEK IS BASED NOW
>>219541516Vimp is a good woman Maybe the most good woman ever on the show
>>219541529i know that this is going to sound like an incel post but it's the truth. take it from someone who's married. women go whichever the way the wind is blowing as a literal inherent survival mechanism. the sooner you realize this, the sooner you can appreciate them for what they are (or hate them if that's your preference i guess). they can't control it.
>>219541334Did you hear the way Bash ominously referred to the goo before he got in there? It had a hold of them all before they even knew it.
>>219541538mmmmmmmmmmmKay!>can't read the roomKEK
>>219541550That guy!? GAY!?!?!?! There's no fucking way, dude! You're pullin' my fuckin leg!!!
>>219541542I voted 5 times
>hey Laura, you know that dogpiling on Bashir all day just makes him more popular right?>WHAT?
>>219541497>It was the same feeling watching Cole get dogpiled by everyone in season 2.I've never felt more hatred at an entire cast when that happened. Cole walked so Bashir could run
>>219541473The way Bongo shouts for production is cute. She has a really cute voice.
>>219541393He has been regularly outsmarted by Landon
>>219541334Bashir got to have something that the rest of the house couldn't. Honestly, they should give him an xbox. I give it 20 minutes before someone breaks it.
>>219541472people can vote on this multiple times you retard and Im not giving you my ip so….
Wish we could somehow experience the smell in the house
>>219540905NEEDING STITCHES??
>>219541375Name one interesting or funny thing Jet did this seasonName one good decision he made
>>219541594They both sound retarded. They don't enunciate their words properly, they just string them all together and it sounds like fucking gibberish
>>219540933The real question is, are you mature enough to admit that even in his manic drug psychosis, Alex B accurately clocked what kind of person Drake is?
>>219541601that's what kody was for
qrd on the james drake/bashir kerfuffle?
>James Drake pretending he's going to keep in contact with Landon after the show and immediately blocking his number>Landon quitting his janitor job to stream himself trolling Ghost Politics to 4 viewers >The totally shocking reveal that Bashir is lying about his wives>Bingo Bongo murder suicide>James Drake winning and suing Bill Ottman when they try to pull some Burt type shit on himOff season bros I can't wait.
>>219541458Probably cope but it's still true. Raising another man's kids is basically the lowest you can go.
>>219541550what the fuck
>>219541611He got punched in the face repeatedly
>>219541561>the male brain is engineered to find pictures of naked floozies on the internet appealing >visual reminders that they're whores is somehow offputting it's a funny organ
>>219541591Jet simply cannot learn anything new. Too many holes in his brain from the gas.
>>219541612Bongo speaks fine, she just has trouble putting her thoughts to words so it can come out slightly jumbled. Bingo just has a fast mumbled way of speaking where she doesn’t put any pauses between her words.
>>219541605Did he ask for a doctor like Bashir the queer when he got some bug bites?
haha he was just acting when he was screaming>i will kill you, i will fucking kill you, put gloves on!because he is an actor and he didnt lost his cool, right? because what kind of person puts such things as act? uh, maybe ignore last part...
>>219541611some of the tts was funny, not immediately kicking fish for messing with production (learning lessons), some mean TTS
>>219541591The immediate aftermath of the fucking flag challenge made my blood boil. Bongo crying because Bingo is upset, Bingo saying it's not even that big of a deal, the rest of the fish gathering up to convince her that it was a big deal and she was practically raped, and then they all run off to destroy all of Bashir's stuff because he's in the goo room.How is everyone else in the house so fucking unlikable and evil that a weeb muslim is head and shoulders above them? Worst fucking cast they've ever had.
>>219541611I liked his robot night patrol bits. I guess that it’s
>>219541616the clip will be on X
>>219541611>alien bit>jetbot>hack_blastard-esque TTS>goo room (this was more mints' idea, but it's jet's show, so jet w)
>>219541497>>219541591Real, I'm sure Cole would have had a similar arc as Bashir if he didn't Nina-post. I think some people just gravitate towards the underdog getting ganged up on.
>>219541114>>219541140hack_blastard is like the Green Goblin calling out to Jet whenever he wants to make a brutal TTS
>>219540932James has a weak mind and a weak spirit
Yeah lets talk more about that we have so much more time to discuss bashir and drake but greg fucking burt, what happened there?
I hope everyone, including the homosexuals lusting for Bashir and James, can agree that the biggest kwab this season is none other than Frank Hassle.
>>219541656i guess he's more focused on running the show proper with sam gone
frank hassle being obsessed with what happened on Burt's discord and a fucking Fishtank spinoff show is so funny. dude has suffered extreme aura loss ever since a fucking Indian kicked him down the stairs.
>>219541399When does estanque come on next?
>>219541676Inarguable Trvke
>>219541616both threatened to kill eachother was very cool
>>219541676Sure, him getting ignored by the wiggers is funny as hell.
>spend majority of season in dorm>ceiling fan noise going since day 1
>>219541660you should probably stop reading posts in this thread, or posting yourself
>>219541676giganuketrvke
>>219541691No clue but I actually may watch it to further create posts and ways to foment anti-Jet sentiment on reddit.
>Jet/the crew does one good thing>Sudden spike in posts about how great they are
Was James lying about the mountain story even true?
>GOOD MORNING LAARA
>>219541616Drake's mask slipped for about 5 minutes.
>>219541700The fact that everyone in the house still talks about him and hypes up his not happening arrival is pretty fucking funny too
NUCLEAR HAPPENING ALERT>NUCLEAR HAPPENING ALERTNUCLEAR HAPPENING ALERT>NUCLEAR HAPPENING ALERTFRANK HASSLE IS 20 MINS AWAY>FRANK HASSLE IS 20 MINS AWAYFRANK HASSLE IS 20 MINS AWAY>FRANK HASSLE IS 20 MINS AWAY
>>219541676Is it worse to be ghosted, or to be discord moderator Bezo and be on the show but flee because "someone totally crossed the line with my family guys"?
>Bingo threatens to kill someone>nobody cares>Blane threatens to kill someone >nobody cares>James Drake threatens to kill someone>KICK HIM NOWWWWWWWW
>>219541616>It's a dogpile Bashir episode>Freeloaders spend all day smashing down the door they're told not to smash down>Rush into goo room and fuck up hours of hard goo work>Production tells them to leave and Bashir has to clean up the mess they made>Landon comes back and keeps hassling Bashir who keeps trying to close the broken door on him>James comes as well to re-initiate the dogpile>Bashir closes the door again>James knocks the door off the hinges>Bashir pushes the door, hitting James in the face>James starts bleeding and punching at Bashir, threatening to murder him several times>Fight broken up, goo production resumesThere's a video on YouTube called goo room siege or something that covers it, the last 10 minutes has the James v Bashir scuffle
>>219541686Thats the canon end to “frank” on the show. He was defeated, the jeet destroyed him.
>>219541714fort day (20 or so) was a misstep, but they've been pretty good since
>>219541700Ben even said "I don't know Frank". Dude got blown the fuck off!
James...Drake bros...*coughs*....I don't feel so...
>>219541725But he's always 20 mins away
>>219541631These lil retards got me acting weird
the goo room was simply too powerful. I understand now why they had to delay it till now.
>>219541714Drives me nuts honestly. No, they did not do a "good job this season." They literally only remember the last thing that happens each time? I hate paypigs, I hate fishtank "fans" outside of /ftl/, and I hate Jet so much.
Why didn’t the twins get eliminated for being the first to walk through the elimination door?
fishtank is the only thing Frank has left. he doesn't put out videos of him epically owning people trying to grocery shop or walk on the sidewalk. dude is washed up.
>>219541588fucking revolting mentally ill schizo, hope she ropes in the post season
>>219541252still would, but now instead of passionate good woman sex it will now be painful hate fuck sex
>>219541671And a very fragile ego
>>219541749Did you miss the part where Ben dressed them up in gay outfits because the paypigs were turning on them? Coddled nontent.
>>219541383the whole post, fym
is goo being produced as we speak?
>>219541718James has talked shit and being ready to go multiple times on the show already
what will the fish be doing after the show is over. I predict James will leave the internet and never mention this show again. Landon will see the error of his ways and try to get in contact with Bashir but it'll be too late. Laura, Blaine, and the Twins will be posting on /bant/ and will probably show up on Jimmy's FT ripoff
>>219540914I consider Letty the winner of s1 because of how much nontent josie was. They basically just handed a win to silent simpbait because guys bought Josie a lot of plushies.If bashir doesn't win s5 I will still consider him the winner
H O P E
>>219541764Everybody is sleeping but Burt is probably still producing goo.
>>219541252I don't think she's actually celibate, bros.
>>219541764Goo production is halted for now. Production managers Burt and Bashir are fast asleep, dreaming about goo
james drake will say straight in you eyes this is ai generated pic btw
>>219541751Always has been, those videos were already old by the time he was on the show.
>>219541740You know where you’re asking this? Also he doesn’t even live with her
>>219541759He got so fucking upset over the fact he couldn't manipulate Bashir to let him back into the goo room, it was pathetic.
>>219541714Why does Bex, a DJ slut who hangs around in leftist circles and was addicted to some drug at one point, not have a single tattoo?
>>219541759very fragile masculinity, he needs to check his privilege, i'm trans btw
>>219541122dude's clearly on roids, hot temper and fragile ego
>>219541654his blood sugar was a little low, he's just a silly normal guy uWu
>>219541749So they're equal with Bashir and James in >Coddle (Production trying to force a satisfying 'final challange' end to the season despite the fish continually fucking up) tank
>>219541660He sucks though, no one in the house is that unlikable (apart from laura and dunyey) or evil, you just feel like that because you faggy self insert is not liked.
R A P E
>>219541616Just watch the video man. Too many moslim loving cocksuckers on here to get an objective reply.
>>219541788average unitarian
>>219540951>I see him as a lil buddy making stuff happenhe is cranky and completely unreliable
This entire season is a really interesting demonstration of social dynamics and how narratives can snowball
>>219541780ran through
>>219541788>raising niglets>is a homo toodrakebros...
>>219541787good lads
B V R T
bashtards be like "you need to follow the wiggers rules"
>>219541800checked
>>219541740>said the virgins
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775743047363439.webm
>>219541805keep religion out of the thread, there's enough shitflinging as it is
>>219541740>polls this in a den of virginswoah so unexpected
>>219541614i bow to based schizo's foresight
>>219541808It's more a look into how one normie can talk circles around a bunch of complete retards.
SAY. HIS. NAME.
>>219541818twins are effortlessly kino
Bashtards be like noooo you can’t say you’ll kill someone
>>219541730(You)
>>219541764you wanna help me anon?
>>219541812goo room with them and duanye was kino, the drunken foids and their simp landon kicking the door down and rummaging through everything made my fucking blood boil
>>219541818>laura "PAY ATTENTION TO ME PLEASE" nontent>cuts to twin content during her crashoutkek
>>219541792some people just don't want to mark their body with ink, even if they're surrounded by people with them
>>219541818Content queens, they deserve the $100k
>>219541633But that's completely wrong just can the visual reminder NOT be:>a man/a penis/jizz in frame>a piece of metal jammed into the skin and back out again>ink injected under the skin with a needle and left there>Making a retard faceHere are some good ways to convey it instead:>an intense smoldering stare at the camera>the nudity itself>spreading her vagina lips wide open for the camera and/or putting something inside herself and/or rubbing herself
>>219541832VIMP
>>219541812There's a zero percent chance goo production resumes, with no door all the fish will just walk in the room and dump piss on Bashir for daring to have fun without them. It'll be abandoned within 3 hours.
james needs to be nicer to the guy who just make him bleed for no reason
>>219541832Heisenburt
is burt gone or off-cam?
isn't "virgin" as an insult kind of old? "incel" has been the meta for all of this decade (2030 is 3 years away), your age is really showing itself /tv/
>>219541818kek
>>219541631god tier threesome
>>219541832Daniel Fishtank
>>219541818amazing transition
please invite like jon zherka or sone amateur fighter to clock james ass before the show ends.
>>219541790>>219541816>>219541825Lol you actually disagree with it
>>219541856Being a virgin is not even that bad anymore now that the true nature of women has become common knowledge
bashtards be like>aryeh is interesting actually
>>219541853>for no reasonSo true, poor baby Drake. He din do nufin!
if s5 is the dogpile on bashir episodewhat were the recurrent episodes of previous seasons
>>219541800checked :O
ready or not s5 house map
>>219541856you are manipulating me like bashir right now
>>219541882Aren't like 60% of men under 30 virgins now?
>>219541883Yes
>>219541832TED
I'm more invested in the goo production than the ultimate outcome of the season. Mints, I kneel.
>>219541792Tattoos are retarded in general. Psychologically, it was a way for men to appear like you have scars without actually getting them physically. So it makes even less sense for women and is just a signal that they are mentally unstable or have a callous disregard for their own body, which is another instability.
Landonbros can he bounce back?
>>219541884this but unironically
Kill Landon
>>219541660>How is everyone else in the house so fucking unlikable and evil that a weeb muslim is head and shoulders above them? because the ppl Jet chose are money hungry and crave fame. Bashir is the only one that has a code he lives by
>>219541818Goranian
>>219541848in any of the ones in the lower, you can trick yourself into thinking she's a passionate virgin though
Basissies be like>Vimp was just pretending to hate him brother I promise
>>219541328I need a fucking shirt of this
>>219541832MR. NAKED
>>219541899It's only slightly interesting because of the Fish and has nothing to do with production.
this thing's chin is massive
>>219541886that's not what "episode" means but it makes sense that an ESL brownoid is a bashtard with a persecution complex
>>219541886Burt episodes were common filler in S3I'd say Daniel gets drunk and pisses off jet was rerun a few times in S4
total janny humiliation
>>219541886hard to say since S3 & S4 were basically cancelled mid-season
>>219541927Is that angie!? When did she come back on the show??
>>219541895women wait until marriage for their husbands, men stay pure until marriage for God.
>>219541773Landon will take all of the wrong lessons from the positive reinforcement for being a drunk menace outside of the tank and make his already Grim life worse.
>>219541895kek probably why they don't think its a bad thing
>>219541910>Bashir is the only one that has a code he lives bybashir's only defining characteristic is that he continually violates the "code" he espouses
Vibe repair today?
>>219541913>>Vimp was just pretending to hate him brother I promise
>>219541899They're gonna sell goo for 50 bucks each and the winner gets given the profits from sales to make up the 50k
so the final challenge is going to be a 3-way elimination challenge?
>>219541941Building up the ego of a retard for it to crash and burn in the real world is a good bit, it's just a shame the cameras won't keep rolling.
>>219541856we're getting raided by tumblr femenists who love the longhouse hate when a woman is hit (unless chad does it) and hate virgins because they negotiate with their holes.
>>219541939I don't think most of that 60% are just remaining abstinent until marriage, anon
when will the rest of the house realize that dogpiling on Bashir is only making him more popular
It's indisputably hilarious that all of this happened as a result of the Goo Room bit
>>219541927it's a hbd trait for natives in both americas
>twinscoddled because no one is allowed to fuck with them and they cry like babies when the most minor thing happens to them>drakecoddled because they tried to fuck with him once and because it didnt work they just stopped trying>bashircoddled because he was allowed to return after being eliminated>landonconstantly targeted by tts, his fellow fish and production. took it all like a champ and was only eliminated after production rigged the candy challenge
>>219541952hi ben, do you have the early shift?
>>219541774trvke. There's always a "winner" and then there's the Winner.
>>219541964With any luck he'll be livestreaming it in lolcow fashion
>>219541957
>>219541952better than having none imo, you can tell he tries
>4 days left>dumbgay, biccy and fucking laura are still there>james is still a coddled plant>nothing happens if bashir isn't thereMany are calling this the grimmest season.
>>219541952>he continually violates the "code" he espousesCould you name one time? Thanks.
>>219541886s3? dogpile alex b and make him crashout, dogpile mizzy, burt wholesome hunguss4? freddy-direnc (french) romance
>>219541913truuu their levels of cope are legendary at this point
>>219541964Not true, he will start streaming then his chat will convince him to IRL stream at bars then we can see him go:>I'M THE TIGE-ACKAs he gets knocked out by some drunk guy on roids
MASSIVE TRVKE IMMINENT Emma/Midge was and is the only one deserving of the 50k
I miss Alex Bernard
>>219541818Laura is so shit it's unreal
>>219541963Of course, the wiggers know a 3v1 is the only way to stop the Dragon and they want their bestie Bashir to take home the W
>>219541982
bashir is reenacting 9/11? wtf??
>>219541910Funny how his dad Omar doesn’t follow that code KEK
>>219541965class a trvke
>>219541998Spouting chud memes at the robot gave me the ick
>>219541974>coddled because he was allowed to return after being eliminatedWhy do all you retards bring this up? He was brought back because the elimination challenge was a complete sham with stupid rules. If he had stayed eliminated it would have been completely unfair to him competitively.
>>219541974>took it all like a champhe completely shutdown the week before his elimination
>>219541999
>>219541954Just end it early and give Bashir's the 50k there's ZERO content without him.
>>219541877fully believed this was the letty toe-sucking porn
the final two
>>219541998That’s obvious
>>219542007Skullfucking Laura in his sleep
>>219541727>Alex B says he'll kill someone>James pisses himself thinking Alex will slit his throat in his sleepmany forget this fact
>>219542024kek
Drake will have a violent meltdown if he loses
Landon is almost in for a spoon, Vimp just needs to bring that ass back a touch more
>>219542017she was so ready to be a pick me, shit got nipped in the bud real quick.
>>219541998fax
Direnc would have mogged Bashit
>>219542007he is like jesus and james drake (or landon) is that roman soldier who stabbed him
>>219541974After Beth, has anyone even really fucked with Landon? I don't consider the one night of Laura drunkenly trying to get him to kiss her as being targeted harassment.
>>219541976if production felt any resentment towards fish, they'd just use tts, i doubt they'd be shittalking them here instead of utilizing the torture house they have them trapped in
>d-did i do good jet-sama?
>>219541013Drake is the real woman beater not bashir.
>Jet compared Landon to some evil retarded henchman from Game of Thrones
>>219542051Fuck off Beth you LOST
So who will get a kiwifarms thread after this season?
I felt sad that the twins wanted to play with goo but everyone else was being crazy so Burt didn't trust them
>>219542028b-but what about the twins?
>>219542045Landon will die a kissless virgin
Bashir failed the shit test. Vimp is one of those ''I can fix him'' types. The thing with these kinds of women is that they don't actually want to fix you. The biggest ick you can give to a Vimp type to agree with her and change.She tells Bashir that he talks too much or whines too much, he goes ''oh shit, you are right, thank you. I will fix that.'' And he changes his behavior. She hates that.What you are supposed to do is disagree and keep the flaws.If Vimp starts talking to Landon and it seems like they may be hitting it off. Vimp will then shit test Landon saying something like ''you drink too much, it's really bad for you and you act angry and weird when you are wrong.'' His response should be ''fuck you, I drink how much I want, when I want.''t. knower
>>219542063HODOR
>>219540973>>219541025Why would prod hurt their plant?
<:)
Bashir and James are good final contestants. I hope Bashir can get his dad's permission to box. When did his dad tell him not to? through a letter?
>>219542040I hope he kills everyone in the basement
>>219542056Did you miss the part where they've done nothing but fuck with and shittalk bashir over tts in addition to rigging everything for drake?
>>219542065Landon is 100% lolcow material if he starts a streaming career he's fucked
Anyone else growing increasingly anxious about how mean they are to bashir. Constantly checking my phone to make sure hes okay.
>>219542040he deserves to lose
>>219542063>landon is the zombie mountain
Drake will have a violent meltdown if he losesBashir will have a violent meltdown if he loses Bongo will have a violent meltdown if he losesBingo will have a violent meltdown if Bongo loses
>>219542079adboard that shit
>>219542065LandonBongo
>>219542025This would be the good end to the season. Just kick everyone out and have production make goo with Bashir for a day while chatting about videogames while the chat seethes about the epic Drake final getting cucked and the twins not being there to sleep all day. Give him a quota to hit to win the money.
>>219541934he could have palmed it
>>219542095okay beth
>>219542058>drake is the real woman b-because he j-just is, okay??!! >meanwhile bashir has physically assualted more women in 30 days than anyone else in previous seasonsbashirfaggots once again not living in reality
>>219542072>If Vimp starts talking to Landon and it seems like they may be hitting it offSixth time we see the mother/son or sister/retarded little brother dynamic with him and people honestly believe he would be a romantic interest for non-retarded woman.
>>219542040guaranteed, dude should have been kicked for everyone's safety week 1.
>>219541025Gypsy is too old, Sean Strickland is worth too much
>>219541886>S1 Jet flirts with Josie episode >S1 Letty cries in the basement episode>S1 Fatty crashes out episode >S2 Jimmy humiliation ritual episode >S2 "production told me" episode >S3 cleaning episode >S4 Daniel mogs Jet episode
>>219542101Yeah production has kinda fucked themselves. People are going to be mad as fuck at whoever wins.
What confuses me about bashir is that hes a Syrian muslim surely they have arranged marriages and stuff why is he still a virgin at 30? He probably wants a jap muslim wife kek
>>219542079too accurate
When you think about it, things started going downhill starting with Laura arriving on tankShe infected the whole house with her demonic energy. Demon vibe nuke
>>219542106I just worry for him. A man can only take so much. He's been getting dogpiled
>>219542108He beat his ex wife for cucking him
He should have won
>>219542065Landon if he doesn't disappear from the internet and actually tries streaming, OnlyUseMeBlade/Josh Block 2.0
>>219542040I really do hope he attacks the wiggers. I might reassess Drake from F tier to D tier if he takes out Ben and Jet.
>>219542104Tbh I don't care if it gets rigged for bashir he deserves it
>>219541818>>219542000Jimmy's girl... of course she's a retarded one trick pony.
>>219542126I miss those days...
>>219541886hey landon seether
>>219542101Bongo a dude?
>>219542101what will happen if Jet loses
>>219542118He literally runs away from women. Any time a room fills with women he flees. I dont think he's gay but he's definitely been completely mind raped into asexuality by the internet and his upbringing
>>219542122theres nothing to worry about fag
>>219542072Landon does drink too much and retards should didn't drink at all
>>219542040james drake vs the swat team is the real finale
>>219542118he is from a high middle class family of scholars as wellhe could definitely get laid, but chooses not to for whatever reason
>>219542020I would respect Bashtards a lot more if you just owned it. No matter how you try to spin it, it was complete bullshit. And yes I agree it was good for us viewers and made sense from a production standpoint, but no matter how stupid the challenge was, it was unfair to the other fish.
>>219542120The thing is Bashir already knows japanese so he’s like 79% capable of getting a rotten japanese wife aka undesirable 30something year old christmas cakes
>>219542124>zero proofyep keep seething
bashir better keep his head on a fkin swivel today and get some shadowboxing reps inthe storm is coming soon
>>219542129>Jet tried convincing him to become a streamer last nightIs he evil or just retarded
>>219542116Production enjoys making the fans angry they have contempt for the audienceBashir is the only person I can see losing with grace, no way James takes the L without screaming about fairness and we already saw what happens when Bongo thought she was out
>JUST BUSTED
>>219542126Many are saying this
>>219542108>NOOOOOO THE WOMAN GOT SOAP ON HER HELP HELP HELPcry more faggot, the foids start it every time because they're all infatuated with drake and do his bidding trying to force bash out, bashing their foid skulls in is a mercy, inshallah
>>219541818Vimp, go tell her that she cries too much and it's giving you an ick
>>219542156both
>>219542148>it was unfair to the other fish.Oh no. How hard they must have had it. Are all their clothes destroyed yet? Their mattresses out the window?
>>219542142Okay good. I'm glad to see basheer standing up for himself. I know he promised his dad not to fight so using his cunning and skill instead is really making him my favorite fish. Reminds me of jimmy
Landon's snap back to reality once he leaves the tank will hit him so hard it will give him whiplash. I can't wait.
>>219542154Okay ben, go suck that big purple
>>219542108Hey good morning bashir's #1 hater. I'd give you a serious reply but you have over 2000 posts seething about him. We know it's you by the "insults" you use and your reddit formatting.
>>219542118One of his wifes is jap, he has 4 apparently, married right before entering the tank, meant to be on the honeymoon now, hasn't met them, two of them are 40. He is 29
>>219542095why did you flip-flop on him mints
Those week 2 vibes were actually cozy af looking back...
>>219542156Jet knows that Landon would make more money doing firesale IRL streams than he does as a janitor, but he's also evil because he wants him to live that life.
Anyone else growing increasingly anxious about how mean they are to bashir? Constantly checking my phone to make sure I’ve not been doxed by saif.systems and bashircord
>>219542158>losing with grace Not at all, he will cry that it was rigged for Drake and that production wanted him gone. The final 3 are all going to tempertantrumaxx and its going ti be so faggy
>>219542176i think he's too retarded to snap back to reality. he's going to be built up by people who are going to ruin his life by encouraging him to drink 24/7
Can’t stop thinking about Bongo. I’m terrified she won’t like me and will reject me.
>>219542158Even if they do rig it for Drake because they're gay faggots, they have to do a fake out kick on him first. How else are the wiggers going to get his mask to crack, they don't fucking do anything to him and they're too stupid to get a wrestler in there to fuck with him.
>>219542184Bashir and James Drake are both step-fathers. We have confirmation that James Drake's step-sons are not black.
>>219542169cringy incel
>>219542185Its his wisdom and his sermons. You realize he is a man among ruins and his stoicism really disarmed me
So when does Luke or Sam show up to beat the shit out of insecure Drake?
>>219542148There's nothing to own, the elimination was complete bullshit, that's why it got reversed. It has nothing to do with bashir's popularity. Drake crashed out over it because he's an insecure retard who wants to be able to physically dominate the house
>>219542184>repeating an obvious joke told with tongue-in-cheek
>>219542148They changed the rules for the elimination challenge multiple times so I thought it was unfair he left in the first place. Bringing him back simply corrected that wrong but even then I don't care if he walks away with nothing because he's tried his best and hasn't quit even though everybody hates him and fucks with him constantly
Funny how it went from the most likable final four to a death house dynamic with a bunch of shitty people (and Bashir)
>>219542079
>>219542184>bashtards are that mindraped by him that believe anything that comes out of his mouth even if it’s an obvious joke
I've been a bashbro since day 1
The Orwellian faggotry already reached /ftl/. It's surprising Jet is not affected but you are: Bashir did grab the door with intention. Jake overreacted though. But Bashir did take the door with purpose.
>>219542118He’s a faggot
>>219542203go back.
>>219542209Nigga Drake is a beast, Luke would get pummeled and Sam would gas out after a minute
kiwitranny thread is more unreadable than usual bc everyone is arguing about bashir and james drake nonstop and it's the same circular argument ad nauseum. it's the fishtank discussion equivalent of burt looping all day in s3. /ftl/ is actually better for once
>>219542217The collapse of the tard reich has been devastating for the vibes.
>>219542217*including Bashir
>>219542220same
>>219542173>comparing a staple of any Fishtank season to being brought back as a fish after eliminationWhat I said, you guys are just incapable of admitting even the tiniest little thing. Why not just say "yeah it was kind of bullshit but it was early in the game and he definitely has earned his place with all the stuff that's been thrown at him"
>>219542079>he forgot about BONGO SMASH
>>219542223Psychosis even
all the returning fish except alex b have sucked. getting random locals in and filtering them quickly is how they should continue to do it
>>219542231shiwi is the only good thread on there
>>219541974>my favorite contestant is the most raped contestant alive, others are coddledwhy is this so prevalent this season
>>219542223I still don’t know why James & Landon pushed the door off its hinges like that, so Bashir is seething and shut the door on them Big fucking Deal
>>219541887I'd pay to see this porn
>>219542223So what? Drake started it. I can give Bashir some slack for trying to defuse the situation and then just losing it after a solid day of people crying about him when all he wanted to do was fucking make some goo with the twins.
>>219542148The point of the show is to be entertaining and cause conflict, not do gay wigger olympics drakefag. Cry more.
Which fish/freeloader gives the best:>Head>Handies>Anal>Loving missionary for the purpose of procreation
>>219542196>Ladnon at 45 will be going to bars calling himself "The Tiger"Grim
"This is going to be the James Drake show we don't care if you like it or not"Remember that ben and jet said this shit early in this show
>>219542167ENHANCE
>>219542220Every sane person with an IQ above 90 is rooting for Bashir. No Bash no content.
>>219542152>Defending a woman beater for freeAlright bud
>>219542182sup
Coddled = they arent rigging the show for my self insert
>>219541062The whole >KILL NINA>BEAT NINA WITH A HAMMER>CUT NINA IN PIECES AND THROW IT TO THE PIGS>etcShit began with lettyseethers from s1
What if instead of the goo room it was the POO room and they had to fill 1000 containers with POO
>>219541036landon is basically one of those inflatable guys outside of car dealerships, probably more of a detriment to james here than a help
>>219542079trvkie
>>219542238It wasn't bullshit. Bashir was the only one doing anything when he got kicked, and he's the only guy doing anything on day 25. He shouldn't have been kicked to begin with, Jet is retarded for letting the bullet happen in the first place.
I believe that James Drake will win
How do you deal with massive egos like James Drake?
>>219542271>antara mails in 500 lbs of poop from her local street
>>219542217true, Landon became a golem, Twins did the worst possible thing by dogpiling on Bashir despite vowing to try to get James outI can't even hate Bashir, because everyone else seethes at him in the house for winning a challenge
>>219542217bashirfags have exposed themselves as hate and death once the retards started disliking him. It was always a shamm
>>219542288Realize they’re empty golems and move on
>>219542247We need to keep the threads alive during sleepy time, anon. If I say "I respect all contestants and freeloaders and I wish them well" no one will reply and the thread will die.
>>219542231Honestly this fuck sake
vimp has her feet out right now and this is the only person who bothered to take a screenshot >>219542167that's how you know it's truly, objectively over for her and she won't be getting any simps from this
>>219542219i'm just going over what /ftl/ said, homowar anon
>>219542288he only responds to violence
>>219542253this. maybe bashir was just trying to push the door off, maybe he was trying to fight back. but i was on the arena cam beforehand. he literally got a TTS saying landon was being a drunk retard and he scared the twins out of the goo room, he went to the goo room to kick landon out, then drake comes up as the knight in shining armor saving the twins and further poisoning them against him after he has endured a week of the entire fucking house harassing him nonstop. the fact that bashir hasn't cracked and tried to kill someone is astounding, most people would jimmy out in this situation
>>219542254>bashtards>bashits>bashfagsYou probably realized by now but when you see these super clever insults it's always coming from the same loser anon. Dude is active 24/7 in these threads I wonder what he will do when the show is over. Poor fella.
>Vimp feet in dorm
>>219542271Bashir head would explode
>>219542260Bad face bad feet. It's over.
Bashir x James fujos hate this war right now
Bongo’s back as she sleeps is sexier than Vimp feet
>>219541030If Burt is acting there, he mogs Drake.
>>219542263>still no proofyawn
HOLY SHIT STEEL PANTHER JUST ARRIVED
>>219542292I don't interact with autists much so I still have that "rain man" image of autists as highly talented people in my head and it's always surprising to see how like 70% of them are just retarded as fuck
None of this matters bc bashir is a josiecel. He literally said josie is his favorite fish. Noone in /ftl/ will defend this
>>219542231Have you read this thread? Or the previous 25 threads? It's also the same drakefags and bashfags saying the same things over and over with the occasional goonpost here and there
>>219542302He actually has four husbands
>Twins winAnother showdown is revealed where Bingo and Bongo must face off against each other to achieve ultimate victoryWould it be kino?
Why don't they just vote Simbal out?
>>219542271this is the finale. Simbal and Antara are flying in too
>>219542339No because they would just split the money anyway
I don't like James Drake because he isn't interesting, that's it
>>219542331/ftl/ split into multiple boards josieposting. the cancer was always here.
>>219542331Bashir having a bad taste in fishtank contestants is acceptable. Every hero needs a character flaw
I had so much more fun in the threads for s1,2,bloodgames,3 and even 4. It’s all seethe now. Even Josie vs Letty threads had funny oc and memes
>>219542331He literally bought a Queso plush so he could feel closer to her. Was the cringiest thing I’ve ever heard someone say tbqhwyn
>>219542335how many black stepchildren
>>219542288Befriend them and become Chads together
>>219542331common bash w
funniest part of season 5 is watching autists call bashir a manipulator when james drake is the most manipulative snake in fishtank history.
>>219542310Support of the nontent "main character" who cries to production all day is organic though
>>219542072WE. DONT. CAREif she betrayed him for real, she lostif she is still trying to play this "controlled betrayal" to help him, she cant, she is useless, it is not possible to backstab laura and james in a way to help bashir or twins, it is not possible, she was useful idiot, and james will not give her important role in his team in last challenge to sabotage his team if challenge will be based on freeloadersif at the end she say "i was helping him according to plan" nobody will believe her bullshit, because it will be just pathetic to say>he won because i said 8 days ago i will help him by investigating longhouse, give me credit for his winthere is no turn back for her, bashir is on loner path, only way she could save her face is to... leave
>>219541611this
>>219542288Bashir is the one with the ego, everyone has called him out on it. It's incredibly undeserved too. Drake has been humble all this time, up until people begged him to turn up the heat for the last week.
>>219542354Well it's not our fault, the vibe nuke happened on the show itself.
i gave the wiggers a chance again but they just crashed out again and went full retarded again
>>219542046>>219542017>NOOO CALLING OUT INDIANS IS PICK MEyou have two little nigger childrens with brown eyes
>>219542331they fucking will, they defend him liking tayleigh aryeh and josie
drake is like a cross between brian and simbal
>>219542348Whenever something interesting happens with James Drake, Bashir is involved. Weird uh?
the first GREENLIGHT from landon is gonna put all bascists into mass ptsd kek cant wait
do you guys play vrchat?
>>219542331He can be wrong about the best fish in S1, it's fine.
>>219542079calling bashir unemotional does a disservice to bashir
>>219542176Hes going to be gassed up for a year being invited to tour the circuit of spinoffs. But yes after that he will be reduced to rubble
>>219542365Drake is just socially competent
I don’t know how you guys can argue so passionately about a shitty season with shitty contestants.
>>219542379bashir is like a cross between simbal and simbal
DESPITE what you bashfags or jamesfags saywe have to agree that Jet and Production had a massive failure of sending out the wrong email in season 3If Alex B and James Drake were set for s3 I can only imagine the rest of them. We were robbed anons
>>219542367so beth has a chance then?
>>219542331He is a literal paypig for josie. No one can defend that
>>219542374The hatred towards indians is pretty forced
>>219541631They actually look like twins here, I can only tell them apart because of Bingo's gross moles
>>219542367Yeah, her only move now is to leave. Hope production keeps shitting on her with the TTS until she cracks.
>>219542326I thought that's what people mean when they called people "autistic." It was normie speak for retarded because they weren't allowed to say it anymore.Then it turned into "this person is a little strange/does a weird thing" because they felt it made them unique.
>>219542395no bashir is like a cross between letty and cole
We are Bashsissies.We do not forgive.We do not forget.If you want to support our King, you're more than welcome, but if you dare to betray him... Heh, let's just say your life will become hell....
>>219542368Maybe we've been too hard on Jet
>>219542407Bashir is like Thanos and superman and batman and god and Capeshit ass post
>>219542365you’re autistic for not seeing it in bashir kek
>>219542288you cast them on reality shows
>>219542408Nice one jimmycord troon
>Blane is a Mommy lover, a loli enjoyer a FF14 player and a /ftl/ posterBlane is the most based person they've ever had on the tank and it's not even close.
>>219542396Drake was still on S3 up until the wiggers delayed it too much so he had a gay movie premiere conflict. He was part of the Binx/Alex B batch, they wanted to keep him too. He was replaced by Burt, because he dropped out only a week or two before it started.
>>219542415hey calm down ok?
>>219542396True, we need to correct the timelines with James in S3 and some other autist in S5 (Mr Naked, but he stays)
bashir is like a brown cross between cole and jon
threads are gonna be so shit from now on with the console wars
Bingo is so checked out that it's hard to root for the Twins anymore
Simbal and Connor would mog Drake
>>219542399So even if *looks away* I were hypothetically *blushes* no, I can't say it *wind blows around my hair* umm *looks down* if I were *lip trembles* would you think low of even me Anon? *stares at you intently*
>>219542437yeah that tracks
>>219542430Hi blane
No matter who you root for or seethe against, we can all agree that it's time for the twins to leave for total wartank
>>219542438there’s like 2 days left
I'm literally autistic. Is Bliccy real or a masterfully played character??
Drake is awake, time for him to try and steal the goo room.
>>219542430trvke
>>219542407you should be raped and killed for saying this
>>219542441they are both completely done after exposing themselves
>>219542446Lot of the cast would have mogged Drake even Burt. The problem with Season 5 is there isn’t enough big guys because production wouldn’t be able to control any of them.
SPLIT UP THE TWINS FOR THE FINAL CHALLENGE BINGO AND JAMES (lol) BONGO AND BASHIR. WINNING TEAM FACES OFF IN SOME NON-PHYSICAL CHALLENGE!!! DO IT PRODUCTION!!!!
>>219542467he's absolutely correct though
Bump
>>219542458I'd prefer Bashir leaving before wiggers wake up and rugpulling the season
>>219542462>masterfullyShe's pretty shit at it. Funny, though.
>>219542406That's what "autist" used to mean. "Autism" meant "borderline retarded" in 95% of cases until very recently. Nowadays when people talk about autists they're mostly talking about mild-moderate spergs. From my experience 90%+ of the "smart autists" are spergs.
>>219542462She plays up her personality for comedic purposes and is actually kinda quick witted
>>219542468Bongo needs to expose herself more, I’ve cum 8 times to her pants falling down during her melty.
>>219542462she plays a character, she's not actually a tranny that puts 5 tampons in her extremely loose vagina to feel like a woman, anon; but she is actually a druggy alcoholic socialite slut
>>219542441Bingo never wanted to be there and Bongo is a bad person for dragging her on (she knew she would never get picked on her own).
What room is my boy Head sleeping in? I cant find him anywhere
Hey JetIf you really want drama, make them take an IQ test. It'd be funny seeing how James and Bashir react.
>>219542462to my (non-autistic insofar as letty is playing a character, so is bliccy
>>219542430okay this is epic
>>219542462a character played so masterfully that it became real
>>219542501goo factory
FUCK THESE NONTENT NIGGAS WORST CAST IN ALL SEASONS AND OFF SEASONS HOPE JAMES DRAKE KILLS PRODUCTION AND THEN HIMSELF WHEN BASHIR WINS
>>219542441you must always hold onto the hope of another drunk bongo crashout
>>219542486they don't call it asperger's anymore, it's autism spectrum disorder now
>>219542501>bring back headbring back head
>>219542462method actress who's in too deep
>>219542462it was a gimmick at first but now she's living it
>>219542430is he actually a furry and didn't plan to share his twitter before he came, or did a friend sabotage his profile?
>>219542501Head was harvested to provide goo for the goo room, you can find him in the 10oz containers.
>>219542495>pants falling down during her meltycan I get pics
>>219542256>>HeadVicky>>HandiesVimp>>AnalAnisa>>Loving missionary for the purpose of procreationEmma
>>219542377I've never seen anyone defend this
>>219542514Maybe but I don't see why. Clearly there is a MASSIVE fucking difference between someone like Bashir and someone like Landon even if they're both picky about loud noises and the texture of foods or whatever
>>219542501did he give birth yet?
>>219542503Would've been a great computer room bit. I don't know why they didn't just remove the fucking xboxes.
>>219542537>>>Head>Vickyyou're getting an infection so bad the doctors will have to have to cut off parts of your dick anon
>whole season rigged for bashit>brown newfags pretend he's a victimwhat's the reason for this
jet herewe’re planning on doing a civil war finaljames and bashirfreeloaders are split equally for both of them we’re bringing in reinforcements oh yeah and twins as freeloaders
>>219542288Like a bridge, chip away at the keystone and it will all come tumbling down. In James' case it's his cuck kids and his career
>>219542292 When the twins sit down to talk about things, they always come to the conclusion that James is their biggest threat and they should focus on him. But as soon as they start interacting with people they're back on his side. They're just easily manipulated autists.
I need to see Bongo's fat ass in panties
>>219542554because you have a low iq, i think.
>>219542441I wanted to root for them but she shows her head for two seconds and then heads back to bed to sleep. Come on man who the fuck did they make it to the final week when all they do is sleep? I don't think it's even remotely close to fair other people were kicked out but two people (especially bingo) sleep all the time, do nothing and are in because no one wants to fuck with them on account of them being rape victims and they've got PTSD so it triggers a massive hysterical meltdown if they are pushed.
Wheres burt?
>>219542554Apparently they have some saudi paypigs nowBut it’s also quite simply a fuck you to Sam. If he wants to leave, we’ll let a muslim guy win his show
>>219542552
I have an insider telling me Sam is confirmed to co-host the finale with Bam
>>219542230Yeah bro Drake is a beast against weaker men with no fighting experience.
>>219542572Blind spot in Goo room
>>219542572goo room, you know, the room he's not allowed to leave? dumbass
>>219542543Autism is kinda just a scatter graph of personality traits so it can seem very different between people. It's also pretty closely link to stuff like tourettes, epilepsy and ADHD because it's effecting the same part of the braint. diagnosed autist by a psychiatrist
>>219542554Could you please put "homo" (short for "I'm an internet soldier in a homosexual forum war on either drake or bashir's side") in the name space from now on, so I know not to read your posts?
>>219542503they should play chess
>>219541927
>>219542566Shit stains on them
has anyone seen vance
>he is manipulating me, he is manipulating you, he is manipulating themlike during s3, idiots want to believe they are immune to manipulation, that they are in controlin reality, they are being manipulated by binx or james drake, or them together
>>219542578sam cant save this shipwreck of a season
>>219542371They both have massive egos, that's why it's always them clashing in particular. There's nothing humble about James Drake.
james drake is kind of a wuss.>wah wah why did you bring bashir back?>wah wah i had to eat all of the food myself :'(>wah wah he pushed the door at me and it hurted my face :'( :'( all i did was kick the door in to instigate it but who cares i'm james drake!!! :'(every time they zoom in on his face he looks like he's crying.
>>219542256>best glucky suck suckBliccy>nursing handjobsAntara>anal sexEmma>breeding womb kissing sexVimp
>>219542603he got lost, i think he's in mongolia
>>219542126damn feels like a completely different show with him gone, not saying i miss him, he left at the right time with his arc being complete.
>>219542603he's in the goo, in the goo room
>>219542253>>219542309Bashir never starts shit but he always gets the blame. NO BASH NO CONTENT.
>>219542577>Oral sex frequently transmits infections like HPV, herpes (HSV), gonorrhea, syphilis, and chlamydiaI warned you man, you picked the nastiest girl with the nastiest method
>>219542556Won't work because freeloaders that already hate Bashir will sandbag him You need to nerf Laura or remove her, everybody else is scared of her because she goes poopoo mode. She's worth like 5 freeloaders on her own
>>219541617He pre-decided to end it early, he even got the streamer van everyone hated from s3 ready to fuck Bingo in
>>219542578I heard the same but it will be via the robot
>>219541998>nontent feminist most notably known for twisting her hair and sucking a vape>oh and having a schizo ketamin addict bf in the pysch wardyeah no
>>219542371>Drake has been humble all this timeHe has been avoiding conflict, you mean.
>>219542441I don't support them because they are evil. Whether you like or hate Bashir, you should hate the twins. They flip flop on Bashir every 5 seconds. One moment he is their best friend and they love him, the next moment he is a violent pedophile rapist, the next moment they never did anything and were always loyal to him, but then he is a woman beating manipulator.They are insane evil women.
>give Burt his owed 50k>twins begin crying hysterically>Bashir looks into the nearest camera and begins seething>James Drakes calm facade breaks again and he tries to rip Jets head offThis is how you save the season
The twins should have gone during the last elimination if not sooner. In my honest opinion they should have been freeloaders from the start.
>>219542556just hand bashir the 50k
,
I promised my dad I wouldn't let anyone beat me up.
This pisses me off. This fucking retarded golem could of had nice cozy cuddles with a girl far beyond his possibility, something he will probably only be able to do once in his life. But hes too fucking stupid to do anything.
>>219542612>every time they zoom in on his face he looks like he's crying.crazy how true this is
>>219542371True, bashirs social game is weak.
>>219542636If he did good in the goo room I wouldn't mind this, but he's fucking useless in there.
>>219542612He ALWAYS looks like he's crying since he got that shitty Bam tattoo.>>219542610Sam can save the season by boxing insecure Drake.
>>219542430Where does Blane bro stand in the Bashir vs Drake questionI know you’re here
The final challenge should be who can make the other guy cum faster
>>219542646he tried to make it a calm situation but it really did come across as rapeybingo was raped
>>219542636Burt accepted the risk before they bet it
>>219542636>and he tries to rip Jets head offdubs and we get kino this season
>>219542552The ends justify the means my friend
>>219542603in bed with Letty and kimmee
>>219542646>the last thing you want to do in life is force people to make decisions when it can fuck you
bash-jin-cole— if you go against production in anyway and are socially retarded a huge chunk of this fanbase will support you. If I was producing this I would work you retards so hard.
>Drake in the kitchen waiting for TTS to tell him what to do
>>219542666It’s funny how bliccy got held down and raped behind the bar, don’t get me started on Dunyay. BASHIR IS A FUCKING MONSTER
>>219542645Many are saying this.
>>219542377Nobody has ever or will ever defend bashir liking aryeh
the final challenge should be who can stay inside letty the hardest.
>>219542665This but with the twins and Burt
>>219542614Literally the opposite but whatever
>>219542578Yeah it was posted here a couple of days ago that Sam is coming for the final.
>>219542682bashir closing the door and duanyue screaming in the bathroom was funny, i thought he was raping bingo in the bathroom first
>>219542578>Bam Hyde and Sam MargeraEat shit Ball Brothers
This is just like part of the The Wire when they can't go after Marlo because the higher-ups want to keep the crime stats low
>>219542371Name your favorite James Drake moments that doesn't involve Bashir in anyway. Go!
Wiggers and whores pushed them to this.NO MORE BROTHER WARS
>>219542556you'll need to get freeloaders who don't already despise bashir then
>>219542642i agree. i don't think any finale so far except maybe s1 has had balanced contestants. tj was a prod golem so i don't know how much it counts
>>219542680>.....what's my line?>.....jet? ben?>...
>>219542656>implying production didn't literally intervene to turn the house against bashir
>>219542462Bliccy is one of the highest tested iq fishtank participants
>>219542708
>>219540932It was never good, James always snaked out the second others werent around
>>219542646Those are two different people though?
>>219542650>far beyond his possibilityyou give e-girls far too much creditfucking loser
IT WASN'T RAPE, BUT IT DEFINITELY FELT LIKE IT WAS.
>>219542650He has zero experience with even making moves on women, he doesn't know how to advance the plot. A TTS came through last night asking if he'd get his first kiss from Vimp or that monkeyspit e-girl and he chose the e-girl he doesn't even know.>not even knowing her recent repost
Drake is now coping and insisting that he was just copying what Bashir said during the Alex B conflict when he said he was going to kill him.
What really happened to Kody?
>>219542603i think he got lost again
>>219542717Like when?
>>219542699Prolly bringing ryan and luke with him
>>219542578>Sam comes in>Keeps getting everyone's name wrong>Looks bored>Kicks a door or two but his heart isn't in it>Stays on his phone/laptop for ages>Tries to fuck Letty while he's there>Dips before the actual final prize presentation
>>219542675
>>219542717>Everyone likes Bashir>OKAY NO MORE FRIENDTANK>Everyone likes Bashir again>OKAY SEND IN MORE PEOPLE FOR JAMES>No one likes Bashir >OKAY FRIENDTANK IS ALLOWED AGAIN
>>219542577she looks like a caveman here
>>219542719lol
>>219540933>GenSHITThis poster is Israeli
>>219542585Someone told me recently that "autism" is a meaningless word in medical terms, because it's just a cluster of random developmental issues that tend to occur together, and there's not much of a difference between "autistic" traits and retarded traits.But the fact that you have extremely smart people with "autistic" traits makes me think it's not 100% about IQ, and more just a sort of brain glitch. We associate autistic traits with retards because low IQ is the most common kind of "brain glitch", I think.
>>219542731bingo looked so cute submitting to bashir
What if instead of Sam Hyde it was Sans Hyde who showed up?
You freaks can't be serious. There is no way it's not just a small minority of people falling for Drake's shit.Just now in kitchen Drakes started spinning his narratives>eh, actually yesterday when I was telling Bashir I would kill him, I was actually making a reference to Bashir saying to Alex that I could kill Alex in a fight...yeah, that's what I was actually referring to... because he was dressed as Alex BThis dude spent the whole night thinking about this and how to make it seem like he didn't lose his coolYou freaks actually fall for this shit?
>>219541081Absolutely delusional.Bashir IS content but only when hes being fucked with; as such, the entire show right now hinges on fucking with him.Everyone knows it and his win will be earned and then some.
>>219542742Prolly bringing rabbi Jay Dyer to give a lecture to Bashir.
>>219542464You don’t need to respond to yourself Blane
>unite friendtank against your greatest enemy and fail>whine and complain when the tables get turned on youJust another day in the life of the rich kid fake muslim
>>219542646it’s because bashir approached looking and talking like a freak. just go for it and say sorry after
>>219542646kek
>>219542614the meme only works when it's two people saying the same thing
>>219542781did he really say thatlmao
>>219542781They are actually retarded enough to fall for this cope, yes.
>>219542781>I didn't touch the door>I was just helping the twins>I didn't hit Bashir>I was just quoting Alex BJimmy Drake
What happened to the mommyposting? Was it Blane all along?
>>219542678bashir has evolved pass that, I'm not saying him telling the wiggers to their face that he wants the show to be more wasn't great and played a part in why people like him but now it's more that he is a fish that went through and is still going through a beating but he still fights and tries to make the most of everything he has. plus i personally like his autistic personality
>>219542745>tries to make Bashir eat pork>he doesn't>Sam kicks him off the showLOL BASHIR MOGGED XDDDD
so close to checking out of this season am glad it's nearly over, last 2 days have been nontent other than the drake and bashir fight
>>219542650why? everyone is making fun of him and it is guaranteed he will not "put inside" it is middle school tier mocking/bullying
>>219542781Yeah I hope he kills him. Something exciting would actually happen on the show.
>>219541288Post it again then because I missed. Or link to an x post of it
>>219542745I don't follow tank culture that closely, has any member of production actually slept with a contestant? I remember Eggy saying some things, like girl contestants had told him they were creepy, but this was like s1 or s2, there hadn't really been that many female contestants at this point, and most of them (except JC and Summer) continue to have decent opinions of the operation publically
>>219542611thisand Landon is also developing a big ego from thinking he's a fan favorite, happens to a lot of returning fish
>>219542781James Drake Coleman is the most manipulative snake in Fishtank history but the viewers are too autistic to see it.
>>219542807he approaches everything in legalistic terms
>>219542831Can we skip to the one where he says it's fine because he was "helping" the twins?
>>219542646this is honest and justified
>>219542678These were all my #1 Fish from day 1 btw.
why has everyone turned on AB? even on twitter and in the yt comments, when did this occur? he was liked during S3 right?
>>219542711Sell your game challenge.Legitimately crying in the closet from love letters. Scaring the shit out of Jet after Bashir came back and making him visibility uncomfortable Staying the hardest in cell overtimeHis Elvis impression and tunnel snakes Sucker pushing Alex B and His burn local impression while doing so“Freeze”Throwing out the streamstar tranny mogging and calling out fake Alex Stein to only having him in the show for a few hours Fort Drake and taking all the house throwing shit at him without a word kicking off the Bashir rivalry that’s been brewing since day 1 Termanator walking into Bashir base for his bag of candy Fighting Bashir last night Your turn Bashirtard
>>219542847This tracks, half of them are as retarded as most of the fish.
It's Coffee Time and you're listening to the James Drake Coffee Time Podcast.
>>219542875>kicking off the Bashir rivalryExquisite bait.
>>219542877he's manipulative in inoffensive ways, Bashir is really bad at it, while being confrontational
>>219542872>he
>>219541729I started watching the video and I have to say Bongo's enhanced coordination and spatial awareness as a result of her donor vein was really on display
>>219542781jet already explained everything, frame by frame, there is literally not much to do other than waiting for him to snap at bashir again or even prod lol. but hey, good job seething at this show at fucking 8am lmao.
>>219542781dumb as a bag of bricks and always resorts to FIGHT ME BRO. this is the same guy that formed an alliance with emma and jd to get to the final 3
>>219542765they aren't extremely smart. intelligence the sum of these traits. tismtards just have all their skill points in one area instead of distributed. they don't have a higher number of points to distribute.
>>219542844Abi from Season 2 and Claire from Bitchtank have both explicitly confirmed having sex with Jet. Letty dating one of the wiggers briefly. Ellie from season 4 was caught on police bodycam hanging out at a lake house the wiggers take girls to fuck at after Shadi from Bitchtank called a wellness check on her.Those are the four confirmed but there’s almost certainly more, Josie dated steinful (ex-editor) and also spent several weeks with Jet for a “streaming boot camp” and summer accused the wiggers of raping her.
>>219542781This is unrecoverable for drake fans. Bashir would actually own up even in a fake way to some things but drake has low iq scapegaots
>>219542781and that's a good thing
>>219542942Drake has said 50 things stupider than this and they still love him, you are underestimating their total delusion because he's a handsome normie. He could tell them the sky isn't blue and they'd believe it.
>>219542895ElaborateThat was the straw that broke the camels back of tension that was building between them all season. They both were relatively friendly in person but shit talked each other behind their backs
>>219542636This is the best ending i've seen yet
>>219542781that's actually funny, i don't think he thinks that he is fooling anyone it's a goof, seethe more bashtard
>>219542934>they aren't extremely smart.They are. Some of the most famous scientists and mathematicians in history had strong autistic traits. Cavendish was a huuuge autist
>>219542844Sam and Mizzy probably fucked after S3Frank and Sylvia posted an image post her elimination on S1 indicating they might have fuckedThere's rumors that Burt had some sort of sexual encounter with Sam or Jet
what is big purple?
>>219542942Bashir already did. Jet told him that he was at fault and it's because Bashir has anger issues. Bashir accepted it and apologized. Zero attempts at ''no, actually I was just pushing the door because he pushed me, it just happened to hit him, no I was not angry''He just accepted it. He manipulated me by telling the truth.
>>219542975The actual rivalry started somewhere between day one and when Bashir smashed the plants for Drake, and when Drake tried to steal the cell for Bashir. Please, keep up.
Why does Bashir complain so much though?
>>219542781this is the smoking gun. what a fucking obvious lie. bashir has admitted over and over that he doesn't like most of his own behavior on the show, but the low IQ normie mind can't comprehend anything but conforming the world around them to the version that benefits them the most.>>219542988oh yeah now it's a goof. another thing low IQ people say when they're caught. jesus christ i didn't know so many fishtank fans were THIS retarded
>>219543012Because he's being beaten down every day by a house full of freaks.
>>219543000
>>219543012He’s jewish
>>219541912Lots of women unironically get tattoos/piercings before ever having sex now.You're coping.
For me it's adopting James Drake's advanced manipulation tactics to better suit myself in the pursuit of wealth and happiness
>>219543006Fuck him and his humility manipulation tactics grrr..
>>219543012growing up rich with no hardship will do that to you
>>219543065I hope you're handsome, it won't work otherwise.
>>219542993(you) are actually retarded. sorry.
>>219543076No worries, I am
>>219542997Yeah she was probably just having a breakdown. The rest are all true though. https://youtu.be/7aj4Tp2lIZg
>>219543054nah, I don't believe this, and i don't think you do either
James Drake isn't even tall.How the actual fuck would anyone pine for him?
>>219543012because jet doesn't know how to run a real show and nothing makes any sense
>>219543082Grok, ruin this nigga's career.
I'm so fucking tired of the retards who think Drake and Bashir are anything alike. Bashir is an autistic retard with a strict moral code. Drake is a sociopath who is currently stealing goo.
>>219543065>wait for Bashir's crude, aggressive, self-aggrandizing and vociferous manipulation tactics to fall apart on their own due to his bad temper and Muslim signature arrogance>in stage whisper: so I think....maybe, like, he doesn't actually respect you, and maybe isn't loyal to you just because he pretends to be for the camera or to get you to do what he wants. I've noticed he always makes people do everything for him and gives nothing on his own account.>goes into confessional>guys I am 100% locked in, and I am prepared to do whatever it takes to win this game. Please root for me and support me.>listens to TTS>Landon? Autists win? Hmm....yeah. I, you know I can't discuss it all right now, but I definitely have plans...regarding that, trust me. I just need to wait and see for now.DEVILISH
>>219542660Bashir relies too much on making Islam his personality which has alienated some people due to him refusing tasks, food, events, by falling back on saying 'CAN'T DO THAT I'M A MUSLIM'.James Drake is just a normal guy thrown into an abnormal situation, he's handled himself well considering. If I had to pick one over the other it would be James Drake but 60%-40%.
Lmao, snitch TTS just warned Bashir about Drake's gay plan to steal goo.
>>219543094I think you're a trashy woman who has become upset that your feminist deconstruction of the "problematic" psychological components you assumed to be my beauty standards didn't pan out to be even slightly involved and now you're trying to act like an /r9k/core guy because you have to feel like you won.
>>219543012pampered rich kid
>>219543012People only call it complaining when they dislike the person. The second anyone says someone is complaining, it's just a seething sperg mad at someone.Twins and Landon complain all the time. They are the biggest complainers and whiners on fishtank and no one says a thing about it. But when Bashir shares any of his emotions, it's complaining. When Bashir requests anything, no matter how small, it's complaining. When Bashir flat out can't do something like eating pork because he literally just can't do it, it's complaining.This is repulsive faggot framing. Instead of saying what your problem is with someone and speaking your mind, you use these retarded passive aggressive frameworks with no correct answer.
>>219543034you're projecting, which actually means that YOU are retarded. Checkmate
>>219542936All memes aside why the FUCK didn't Shadi mind her business, she doesn't know Ellie and Ellie was 18. Isn't this basically just a lower form of swatting?
>>219543158it's self discipline just like james drake has self discipline on going to sleep, cleaning the house, doing exerciseit's actually great that the final 2 have such strong morals and stick true to themselves regardless of the regard show
>>219543226He lives in a pretty shitty townhouse. Seems like his family lost all their wealth going to America.
>>219543117Remember when autism was about smearing shit on walls, whereas now it's just a Type A personality and/or being introverted?
>>219543226that's JD
>>219543117>LLM jumps from ''most'' to ''many''>says they have never been diagnosed>names 2 examples
>>219543234It was for the greater good Jet
>>219543282JD is employed (gay sex work IS work chud)
>>219543288>>LLM jumps from ''most'' to ''many''ESL self report
>>219543228>can't do something like eating pork because he literally just can't do itI hope you also defended Binx not eating meat during the hot dog challenge in S3
>>219543234Jet started talking to Ellie when she was 17, while she was in Cali. In addition to the monetary reward of a grand prize, there is a latent acknowledgement that she can stay on with Jet afterwards for "streamer training" or whatever mundane nonsense. Letty even encouraged her to get with Jet in S4 confessional, which a lot of people forget. It is probably the most evil act of Fishtank considering Ellie could simply have simply finished high school, went to college for free, and then had a normal life. As opposed to the other fishtank girls that Jet fucked, as they were all pretty damaged and older.
>>219543298Come ON man she'd been piss retaining for me for 40 hours straight and that bitch RUINED it for me and made THAT bitch RUIN the carpet too while I wasn't even looking or filmingWhat the fuck>>219543316No, shut the fuck up, he's calling out the LLM using affirmation bullshit to the point of "bending the truth" which they all constantly do. GOD I'm sick of retards spamming "esl" "brown" "jeet"Just learn to think
>>219543351>he's calling out the LLM using affirmation bullshit to the point of "bending the truth"So you would say that Isaac Newton and Einstein are not some of the most famous scientists to ever live? Let's see your reasoning.
>>219543316Tranny retard>hey grok, are most scientists autistic?>yes, many areAre most vegetables potatoes?Yes, some vegetables are potatoes
>>219543347I don't have anything against vegans not eating meat. I want to kill Binx for different reasons.
>>219543368No you DUMB FUCKING NIGGER, he was pointing out that you wrote "most" and it wrote "many" which isn't the same thing, kill yourself and stop trying to beg a different question you subhuman piece of shit
>>219543372>I am gonna win this argument by twisting words around!!!Emm.... no. You aren't.>>219543407>he was pointing out that you wrote "most" and it wrote "many"Most =/= some of the mostYou MUST be an ESL if you can't grasp this.
This could be a good day>Drake and Laura noticed that a lot of TTS have the same cadence, clearly the same person writing them>another TTS tells them it's actually mints>Drake goes silent and is visibly seethingRIP mints
>>219543228Bashir actually does complain quite a bit. I think you should take your meds.
>>219543439Kill yourself trans freak
>>219542430MANY ARE SAYING THIS
>>219543462You are mentally unwell and obsessed with trannies
>>219543515Says the discord pedophile
This is fucking pathetic."I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY BUT IT WAS TOO CLEVER TO PRETEND I WAS BEING ALEX B I DEFINITELY WASNT RAGING AND SEETHING"
>I didn't threaten to kill him, mom, I was sitting in the chair and I accidentally pulled down my pants mom and there was a virus on the computer, mom you got to believe me>MOM! IT WAS A REFERENCE MOM
>>219543585It’s not that serious either way, just put the goo in the tub bashitter
>>219543194It's more like a "where there's smoke there's fire" thing. You could be the one exception, but it seems like a generally good rule.
>>219541774I don't get this revisionist take. Josie was likeable and had fun shenanigans. Some of the best moments of S1 were centred around her. She also had some of the most emotional moments, like her final challenge with Vance. Saying that Josie is nontent is an outright lie. Nina was managed by production all the way to the end.
