Arthouse & Classics & (K)(C)atsPussydition>QotDFavourite Byron joint?Previous: >>219479660
Queen of /film/
I could've zased her
>QotDSpike Lee's remake of Black Narcissus, "And Dat's Da Double Truth, Sista Ruth"
>>219546312Based.
I have yet to marathon Valerie and Her Week of Wonders (1970). What will I and my autistic zoomette friend who only likes horror and sex movies because everything else bores her will think of it?
>>219545987Name?
>>219546613Fuck off.
>>219546613Kathleen Byron.
>>219546613Lewis.
>>219546613darude sandstorm
>>219546613hope solo . she has nudes
>Cannes press conference opening with a rambling anti-AI speech, only to announce Soderbergh's AI John Lennon doc in the selection... great bitlmao. Is this true?
>>219547278>with a ramblingThis one?
>Sion Sono’s “The Man from Goodbye” has been selected for the 79th Cannes Film Festival in the Un Certain Regard category.>Described as an autobiographical account of his defamation suit against Yuki Matsuzaki shot on an iPhone 16 Pro. Stars Teruyuki Kagawa as Sion Sono.
Looks like Sono isn't cancelled.
>>219547668>an autobiographical account of his defamation suit against Yuki Matsuzaki shot on an iPhone 16 Pro. Stars Teruyuki Kagawa as Sion Sono.Kek, i'll definitely watch this.
>>219547668Holy based. I hope he gets his sexy, big-titted gravure idol wife to play his sexy, big-titted gravure idol wife.
>>219547928You know he will.
Zion Sono
We're all playing his sexy, big-titted gravure idol wife here.
>>QotD
>no Serra>no Reygadas>no Alonso>no Miike>no Malicknah im good
Doc and Sally insideThey're cooking for the down five
Well, anons, seems like the fix is in.T'was fun while it lasted.
>>219549455>the fix is inYou'll be a witness to that game of chance in the skyYou know we've got to win
No shit, Sherlock.
>>219545987C U T EUTE
>>219550728
>>219550728As we departed, I could not help but marvel.“Holmes,” said I, “that an empty toilet should speak so eloquently—!”“My dear Watson,” he replied, lighting his pipe, “there is nothing more deceptive than an absence. It is, after all, far easier to overlook what is not there than to explain why it should not be.”
/film/?
any kinos where I can goon to a hot tranny?
>>219549418sang this in my head! whip it on me Jim>>219551640yes. yeess. yeeEEESSS.>>219545987any ron jeremy picture (they're by ron sdfdshsfh)
>>219551866https://youtu.be/hpmz6KXLL6I
>>219553047>pilotBetter wait and see whether it'll be greenlit for full serialization.
>>219553207It's already the full package
Tea status?
>>219554144Cold, unironically.
Digits for Sir Ridley Scott
>>219554144*smooch*
>>219555677Yeah!
>>219555562>for Sir Ridley ScottOh? Did he die or something?
The French language sounds even more cringe than usual when people sing in it.
>>219555918but speaking it tastes SOOO GOOD>>219554144all expired early this year coz i forgor to brew it eheh... I had oolong, some blacks, organic green, kombucha,..
>>219555918Nah. When French people sing, that's literally the only time you can get them to pronounce their syllables properly. When they talk regularly they just mumble and rush and completely swallow every other word.
>>219556393>still no armpit hair shots
>>219547278Why do jews love AI slop so much?>>219547668Holy based French, we are so fucking back
>>219555723I didn't think she could be any more perfect
>>219556492I don't even remember any armpit hair shots.
>>219556977>>219557024I will now never watch Godard
>He's a young man with a waifu. He can't be stopped or reasoned with.
>>219557247For what it's worth, he renounced all of this later on in his career and disowned his Maoist era films.
>>219557299I will now watch Godard.
>>219557299>he disowned La ChinoiseNice.
>>219547668Fuck you
Sometimes when I kino I like to slip a dildo between my buttcheeks vertically. Then I just hug it with my asscheeks.I call it ‘night, night candlestick’
>>219555723>>219557299Wow, I LOVE her jackets!
A challenger approaches...>>219557382The fact that he had a pretty ugly divorce with a certain actress may have had something to do with it (and also why it took ages for it and some other films he made around that time to be restored and re-released). Just an educated guess, though.
Cannesbros..https://www.worldofreel.com/blog/2026/4/9/bucking-fastard-1
>>219558109Kate > MaraJust saying.
>>219558109Based Cannes feeling the Stipetic sister simianlove this year.
fucking bastard by herner werzog
>>219546745reddit ahh post
>>219558969ackshually that a Youtube-ass post, knuckledragger.
>Cannes
>>219557835We know harperfag. You already told us this in the last thread
I liked project hail mary to be fair
"There was theatre (Griffith), poetry (Murnau), painting (Rossellini), dance (Eisenstein), music (Renoir). Henceforward there is cinema. And the cinema is Jerry Lewis."
>>219559749>korea is now allowed to screen at Cannes grim
>>219560117turd slurper pls go
>>219560212i like almost all movies i watch be it "kino" or "true kino" or not
>>219557794Wtf, i was actually excited.
Tonight:>Endless Waltz (1995)>Trzecia część nocy (1971)
>>219560802>Tonight>Bulls comes over while I watch>Endless Waltz (1995)>Trzecia część nocy (1971)
>>219560139Dangerously based. I was watching this just yesterday!
>>219560867What the hell man.
>>219560095Obsessed.
Ahh yes, a slow thread. Low stakes, you can relax, nothing is expected of you. Just feel the breeze.
>>219560163Par Chan Wook is the Jury President this yearExpecting nepotism and Na Hong Jin winning the Palm
>>219560139>>219560921Is that the one where he tries to kill himself at the beginning and keeps failing?
>>219560139MOMMENMOMMENMeh-uhMommenM-uhyay
>>219561219Yep.
>cannesIf i'm not invited idgaf nigga
>>219556492>>219557213You got me scouting like Jean-Luc Brunel and I'm pleased to announce that my keen eyes bore fruit.
Brakhage.
>>219561578>mfw the pits match the drapes
>>219546425quintessentially british!
>>219562179https://youtu.be/OZA1vKv2SAk
>>219562434Great album.
>>219561082No one has gotten more cooked by time than the wandering waifufag. Exiled from /hor/, he turns to /film/, exiled from /film/, he turns to /wpop/...
Films with this energy?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylzksv6N_x0
>>219562549I've been to Hell and back, and back to Hell…and back.Goodnight /film/.
>>219562522Their best.
>>219562522True.
Watchin' Urban Cowboy tonight strictly for all-American brunette beauty Debra Winger. >>219562549Still making shit up hoping it'll stick, I see kek
>>219563019A 600 lb man spoketh...
>>219561578Yeah there's a couple other really good ones in closeup too.
I think im actually just too much of a retard for these movies brosI need to just get back to watching capeshit and kms
>>219563784What moviesWhere did they touch you
>>219562549What is /hor/ and /wpop/
>>219563826/film/, but for men.The future of /film/ (if (You) don't stop them)
>>219563312What, really? Is it fake?
sup' bros, smoothhands herewatched the notebook yesterdayfor some reason previously i thought this movie was about a time bending romance between two people that live in the same lake house year apart that wrote love notes to each other in a notebook that would be magically transported in timeturn out it was a really run of the mill romance reminded me a lot of big fish with the framing and settingwhy this idea was in my head i have no idea.. is there a movie like this?
>>219562179That is one filmmaker that needs to be seen on film projection and not digitally.
>>219565180Gay or female?
>>219565652kinomaster
>>219565302You ever see Brakhage In a theater?
>>219565930No.
>think of it as a visual poem bro>haha bored?? thats the whole point bro>it literally isnt supposed to make any sense>its up to interpretation bro>yeah bro THE VISUALS dude>yeah bro you jus make up your own meaning in your own head like a complete fucking faggot
>>219566248So how the fuck would you know which is the best way to see his films?
>>219566401Are you joking?
>>219566858I've seen Brakhage in a theater, on a projector, on a smartphone and tablet. Digital is the way to go.
>>219565652both
>>219563019Cute granny!We love our All American Sweethearts™ 'round these here parts.
>>219316643Greatly surpassed my expectations. A very excellent watch.
>>219545987Fucking white bitch
>>219570614
>>219570570Yeah, i suspected you'd like it more than me. Guess the stuff that bothered me didn't bother you at all then.
>>219569661Very true. You strike me as someone that enjoys the work of Carey Lowell…Anyways, I finished the film and it ended up being pretty good despite leaning toward the longer, predictable side. I loved Winger's tomboy attitude, cute face, tiny braless chest, and unbelievably husky voice; even better, she's a member of The Tribe™! Travolta was considerably miscast though and pretty much every character portrayed was an asshole but hey, that's just life isn't it?
Is there anyone who makes misanthrope kino without the gay moralizing like picrel
>>219573134Who was this nigga? Gerald Kargl.
>>219571326To me the pacing didn't lose steam ever. I can say it has joined my little macmahonian canon.>>219565180You were thinking of Agresti's hollywood yarn The Lake House. Watched that shi 15 years ago, forgot all about it.
LET THE PASTBE THE PAST
>>219573134Koji Wakamatsu. Secrets Behind the Wall (1965) is a prime example from the ones I've seen.
Speaking of Wakamatsu, this was a pretty run of the mill biopic, decent but nothing special; can't imagine caring for this if you're not an Abe fan. My favourite part was Keiji Haino talking some major shit on his dead friend, kek. Someone like Shindo would've made a much better film with the same source material.
Good night, /film/.
Finally watched The Company of Wolves. Excellent transformations and engrossing performances, plan to rewatch it soon. Up next is 1987's straight to video Snow White.
Best release of the year. Americans could never:https://www.radiancefilms.co.uk/products/histoires-du-cinema-and-other-works-le
thinly veiled shill post
*hangs /film/'s wet laundry*
>>219556977>>219557024this is your brain on hegeldialectic materialism, not even once
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Wagecels are seething!
>>219583067frogs really like to go full retard with their film titles
>ok.ru not working unless VPNAm I the only one with this happening to him? somehow with VPN now I download 100 times faster films at ok.ru than before all this happend
This is pretty fucking good, certainly ahead of its time. Holds up extremely well for a 1956 horror flick
>>219581647Kino owns the US rights, that's why the disc is region locked
>>219585859>that's why the disc is region lockedStill region-locking discs is retarded. Many BR players don't even support regionlocking anymore and no PC disc drives do. So you can always easily avoid it.
>Gregory Peck once told me a slightly rude story about Virginia Mayo - who played Lady Barbara Wellesley - when I interviewed him for television a few years ago. Originally it was to have been Margaret Leighton playing the part. She did a screen test that went to Jack Warner, and his one comment was, ‘She’s out, kid - no tits.' So they had Virginia Mayo instead. Margaret Leighton, this classical actress who spoke beautifully, was cast into the outer darkness because her chest wasn't quite big enough - you do need a hit of bosom for these bodice-ripping romances.
>>219585653Probably the best of the genre along with Forbidden Planet. Check out the 70's remake too, it's excellent.
Is Gun Crazy like 20 years ahead of it's time or something? Some of the scenes of this remind me of the beginning of Bride of Frankenstein where that lady gets thrown down the ladder where it feels like it's from a 1960s or later film.
>>219538209The belovedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bL2AlQLVsE
>>219545987>Favourite Byron joint?Saving Private Ryan
>>219545987>Favourite Byron jointDon Juan
>>219587344>Don JuanIcy what you did there.
>>219586164>When I met John Ford for the first time he had a handkerchief that he used to chew and bite on, and the thing in the eye, you know. He was also just stepping out of the shower. The first thing he said to me - which I’ll never forgot - was, ‘I’ve heard a lot about you.’ So I said, ‘Mr Ford, I’ve heard a lot about you. I’m a great fan of yours.’ He said, ‘Yes, but if you think that I’m the sort of arty-crafty director who pokes the camera up the nostrils of the actors or between their legs, that’s not me. I shoot a picture the way I see it, the way I feel the camera move. And if I don’t like the script, I tear out the pages. If you understand that, I’m sure we’ll get on fine.’
>>219587837>Rossana Podesta, who was also the star in Helen of Troy, suddenly got a heart problem in the desert, like a heart attack, even though she was only a young girl. So the doctor sent her back to Italy to recover. Bob Aldrich said to me, ‘Can we shoot around her for five or six weeks?’ Well we did. Rossana came back to an air-conditioned trailer, but after two or three days in that terrible heat, she was ill again. So we packed up everything in Morocco and went back to Cinecitta in Italy where I had to rebuild a whole section of Sodom and Gomorrah outside Cinecitta. Luckily I found some sand dunes on the way to Fiumicino that looked like Morocco, so we filmed the rest there. Everybody said, ‘Why did we have to go to Morocco in the first place?!'
>>219586164Kek.
Hey BFag it's "your" not "you're". Fucking idiot.
>>219587882shooting barry lyndon> it’s all in Ireland. There’s a long story attached to that. I was so happy to find Huntingdon because it was built in the early seventeenth century, and although the windows were wrong, the correct ones were made at Pinewood and then shipped out. But Stanley didn’t like the people who owned Huntingdon because they were practising all sorts of strange rites and so he wouldn’t allow his daughters anywhere near it; he felt very uncomfortable. I told him I wasn’t going to find anything else so we at least had to shoot the establishing shot there. He left it to me and everything became a nightmare.
>"Hammer!">Hell if I know why that was the first goddamned word that came out of my mouth. Even more of a mystery is why I hadn't said anything until I was almost five years old. My brothers and sisters and, above all, my mother, Rebecca, were very worried about my abnormal silence. They suspected I was mentally retarded, or, worse, just plain stupid. It was a joyous occasion for my entire family when I finally uttered those first two pugnacious syllables.Fuller mentally retarded >In the eighty years since that summer of 1917, I've more than made up for my belated introduction to talking. I'm a storyteller. My tales were usually drawn from my own experiences. Other yarns were adapted from newspaper articles printed under big, bold headlines. Many stories I concocted from imaginary situations dreamed up over the cranky keyboard of an old typewriter as I smoked a good cigar. Even when I made up my characters, they were emotionally honest. Whether my yarn involved a whore, a general, an informer, or a cop, I tried to write them real, not heroic, nor patriotic, nor lovable, but real, meaning true to their background and longings.Fuller storyteller
Samuel "Hammer!" Fuller.
>>219586276>Check out the 70's remake too, it's excellent.Agreed.
>>219588112Sent that dog killing freak flying.
>>219589344Little fucker just barked up the wrong tree.
>>219588158>We had a very limited budget and Tinto Brass was wonderful. He’d got me on the rebound from Barry Lyndon and he realised I had gone through absolute purgatory, so he was very sensitive about it. My sketches were a bit small - I was afraid to do big ones - but Tinto loved them. In fact, he kept all the originals. I only have a few bad photocopies. He came up with all these brilliant ideas for shooting. He’s an extraordinarily talented director, but he’s got this sexual obsession which is really unfortunate in some ways. >He’s become associated with soft porn. But he’s actually a cultivated man. I've met him. >Very cultured. In Italy it was cheaper to use real marble when we were doing a shiny floor than to do a mock-up, but of course nobody believed it at the time. I’d done it on Helen of Troy so I did it again for Salon Kitty. Tinto was fascinated by the actual marble floor so the officer skates along it in the scene. It was a brilliant idea
I hope that zoomers never find out about this film because scenes like the letter are just like that Analog Horror bullshit.
>>219589803Guy enjoyed working with Tinto Brass more than working with Kubrick, based.
Anthony Hopkins enjoyed working with Michael Bay more than he did working with Lynch
Gorbo you there? Clozzy do you read me?
In CompetitionOpening film:LA VÉNUS ÉLECTRIQUE by Pierre SALVADORI – Out of CompetitionAMARGA NAVIDAD by Pedro ALMODÓVARPARALLEL TALES by Asghar FARHADIA WOMAN’S LIFE by Charline BOURGEOIS-TACQUETLA BOLA NEGRA by Javier CALVO & Javier AMBROSSICOWARD by Lukas DHONTDAS GETRÄUMTE ABENTEUER by Valeska GRISEBACHALL OF A SUDDEN by HAMAGUCHI RyusukeTHE UNKNOWN by Arthur HARARIANOTHER DAY by Jeanne HERRYSHEEP IN THE BOX by KORE-EDA HirokazuHOPE by NA Hong-jinNAGI NOTES by FUKADA KojiGENTLE MONSTER by Marie KREUTZERNOTRE SALUT by Emmanuel MARREFJORD by Cristian MUNGIUTHE BIRTHDAY PARTY by Léa MYSIUSMOULIN by László NEMESFATHERLAND by Pawel PAWLIKOWSKITHE MAN I LOVE by Ira SACHSEL SER QUERIDO by Rodrigo SOROGOYEN(THE BELOVED)MINOTAUR by Andrey ZVYAGINTSEVUn Certain RegardOpening film:TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA by Jane SCHOENBRUNELEPHANTS IN THE FOG by Abinash BIKRAM SHAH | 1st filmIRON BOY by Louis CLICHYBEN’IMANA by Marie-Clémentine DUSABEJAMBO | 1st filmCONGO BOY by Rafiki FARIALACLUB KID by Jordan FIRSTMAN | 1st filmUĻA by Viesturs KAIRIŠSLA MÁS DULCE by Laïla MARRAKCHI(STRAWBERRIES)EL DESHIELO by Manuela MARTELLI(THE MELTDOWN)SIEMPRE ONIONS TU ANIMAL MATERNO by Valentina MAUREL(FOREVER YOUR MATERNAL ANIMAL)YESTERDAY THE EYE DIDN’T SLEEP by Rakan MAYASI | 1st filmI’LL BE GONE IN JUNE by Katharina RIVILIS | 1st filmWORDS OF LOVE by Rudi ROSENBERGEVERYTIME by Sandra WOLLNERALL THE LOVERS IN THE NIGHT by SODE YukikoOut of CompetitionHER PRIVATE HELL by Nicolas WINDING REFNMidnight ScreeningsFULL PHIL by Quentin DUPIEUXCannes PremiereKOKUROJO by KUROSAWA Kiyoshi(THE SAMURAI AND THE PRISONER)HEIMSUCHUNG by Volker SCHLÖNDORFF
>>219586164>She did a screen test that went to Jack Warner, and his one comment was, 'She's out, kid - no tits.' So they had Virginia Mayo instead.This kind of talk is absolutely forbidden in /mannishtitlessbeauties/.
>>219586164>‘She’s out, kid - no tits.'RETVRN
i never get tired of watching films
>>219592830what are some films
>>219592860well my recent watches are:marty supreme (in theaters)the omen (1976)for love and gold (1966) bad day at black rock (1955)these are just 4 random movies but all were entertaining watches and it's just great to take a step back and enjoy the existence of over 100 years of films for us to enjoy (it's impossible to watch them all in a lifetime (even just the good ones) which is both good and sad)
>>219589803>Much to my surprise, on 1 October 1943 I was posted to the top-scoring single-seater fighter squadron in the RAF’s 11 Group, the 609 West Riding Squadron. It’s motto: ‘Tally Ho!’>Flying Hawker Typhoons?>Yes,Typhoons.>When was the first time you saw real action?>Well, I had seen action on escort duty for bombers and I was very keen in those days. I thought, here I have the best fighter in the world with four 20mm canons. I’m king. Then you quickly wake up to the fact that you are not king. One of my first experiences was escorting American Marauders on a bombing raid to Abbeville in France. We were just going to fly there and back, a journey of an hour and twenty minutes. I didn’t have long-range fuel tanks. The first problem was that the American bombers couldn’t find us at our rendezvous point. When they did, we’d been circling for ten minutes and then finally we managed to go to the French coast, but as I was flying on main tanks my engine started cutting out. It’s not funny because I had to switch over to reserve tanks, and what often happened is you got an airlock; you had a problem to start the engine again. You had to do all sorts of things to get the propeller turning. So I’m now on reserve tank and I call my commanding officer - who was a lovely man called Thornton Brown - and I said, ‘I’m on reserve now, will I be OK?’ And ‘You bloody fool, reduce your revs and get a homing on the radio. Try to glide as much as you can back to England.’ So I had to turn around. As I landed, my engine cut because I was out of petrol. I later found out that Thornton Brown and two other pilots were bounced by a high-level American escort who decided we were German Focke-Wulf 190s!The Americans had not seen Typhoons before so they did one dirty great dive. They shot down Thornton Brown, they shot down an American pilot we had in the squadron and they shot down another pilot.>Friendly fire?>Yes, friendly fire.
>>219591064Also based.
>>219592065Buncha nobodies.
>>219593054>for love and gold (1966)absolutely based
>>219593100>Our plan was to fly into inland France, go into echelon starboard, and then dive down and attack towards the sea on our way back to England. Well the first thing I noticed, because I was one of the last men in, was that planes were going down in flames before we’d even got over the French coast. I heard it over the radio and I thought, ‘My God!’ And then the next thing I found, when we were attacking, was that the German anti-aircraft guns were just aiming at the first plane because if they didn’t hit it, they hit the one behind. So I slid out to one side and came in at an angle, which probably saved my life. >We’d never had serious losses before. But suddenly, in one show, the first really important one, we lost three aircraft. To lose three people was traumatic for all of us. In fact, when we landed back in England there was general depression. There was one pilot who bailed out - Junior his name was - and since I was the last one to attack I saw him hit the water. I sent out a Mayday to I circled round him until my petrol became too low and I had to leave. But they never found him. We were scramble Air Sea Rescue and probably the most effective close-support weapon the army had, and our losses were horrendous, really horrendous. From the beginning of 1944 to November ’44 we lost nearly twice the establishment of the squadron. Not all killed: some became prisoners, you know. But still a terrifying loss.
>>219593211>So I was in charge of 10,000 ex-Luftwaffe prisoners of war in a place called Wunstorf in northern Germany, near Hanover. The RAF asked me to sign on for another year to form these prisoners of war into labour units to reconstruct the airfield - the airfield that in 1948 and 1949 became one of the principal bases for supplying Berlin. It was a strange experience, but the funny thing is I was very popular with them even though they knew my background. I took the whole of the officer staff, still in uniforms, to Bergen-Belsen concentration camp two or three weeks after Belsen had been liberated, and it’s something I’ll never forget. The inmates, by this time, had been taken out of the camps and were living in the SS barracks, but they were almost proud to show us around, you know, proud of the horrors they’d lived through. I did not see one German who was not emotionally shattered by it. One tried to commit suicide two days later. It would have been easier to hate them, but I could not. Only if somebody had behaved arrogantly towards me would I have shot him dead. After that, they more or less administered themselves and they did some very good work.
>>219593177Ok but enough about your family.
>>219592065>los javisnah im good
I don't recommend, I make formal endorsements.
I don't make formal endorsements, I give ultimata.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzmnSyqv37ADanny Kaye appreciators here?
Fucking Clint had some brutal ahh throat cancer sounding voice in Gran Torino... motherfucker was on that whiskey and cigarrettes diet fo sho
>>219596445https://youtu.be/d8ktjw4c7JY&t=1431Made me think of Nick doing a Clint Eastwood impression and remixing the outro song live. Pure gold
Jonas Mekas tonight, maybe Anno too. Very RYM.
Sjostrom.
>>219596445the granddaughter was cute
Chaplin.
>>219560802>Trzecia część nocy (1971)Didn't get to it yesterday so watching it tonight. Also some Borowycz shorts i found on archive.org.
I've got a filmic block inside my headSomepony save me from my social life and the outdoors so I can cool off enough to sit down for a picture
>>219597847Just watch before going to bed.
>>219597939I'm neurotic about my movie times. To get anything watched it has to be spontaneous when I feel a drive. Watching before going to bed risks getting too sleepy to engage with it, and a paused movie never gets finished. Watching in the morning is no-go because taking my daily stims boosts my energy and I want to get things done with my hands or exercise. Besides, my neighbor makes too much noise between 11am and 12pm. The list goes on but I'm outta breath.
>>219598542Well then, can't help you.
Watching films in the daytime is the definition of sadism
>>219598580Thank you very little.>>219598598You mean masochism? But agreed.
Nothing like watching slopkino on TV during daytime.>>219598542But night time increases the chance of that 'drive'.
>>219598686Yes I do. I get those mixed up because I'm not some rinky dinky kinky fetishy type.
>>219598686Aren't you a NEET? You can find the time.
Daniel Radcliffe as a psycho gangster with glasses would be sick.
It is true. I make different kinds of noises from 11 am to 12 pm. When I fuck my wife the bed screeches from the back and forth action.
>>219598957Well sure, I have enough time to share with the whole class. But it's the energy allocation on very limited energy reserves that makes everything challenging.
>>219597847> Somepony save me from my social life and the outdoors so I can cool off enough to sit down for a pictureI work 60 hours a week and can only watch 4-7 films a week. I rarely speak a word to my wife and have more social interaction texting her boyfriend than I do with anyone else.
>>219599411Kek.
>>219599428That sounds like depression.
>>219599567It actually isn’t. I only have so much energy for each activity.
>>219599411> It is true. I make different kinds of noises from 11 am to 12 pm. When I fuck my wife the bed screeches from the back and forth action.And 12pm to 1pm is the bull’s turn?
>>219599616You respond as me but respond how I would respond. That's true I haven't been depressed for years.>>219599494Are you sure you're not taking the piss bruv...
>>219597847>I've got a filmic block inside my headDo you like to fuck?
Forgot to post this banger in the Chantal Goya thread...https://youtu.be/blJldvAPwpQ
>>2195999636pm, watch a film at 6pm.
>>219599966>I onlyyy want to seee youuu giving meeee some slurple brainI mean sure but I haven't done it in-person for two years. I'm good at phone sex because of how I sound like. Lucky me voice kink is a thing, but the excessive glazing gets mildly bothersome.I have a friend who's engaged and she usually avoids being in a call with me because she's too into my voice. I have to speak to her in a girl falsetto.>>219600265That's a great time. A classic time. Right after dinner.
>>219600439>phone sexThat doesn't count, wtf man.
>>219600648It counts, when I’m talking to your wife :)
>>219600648I know. It just takes a lot less effort on my part and I get to make a woman cum. I love doing it. Prowling the outside world is asking too much.
bumpetic
stibump
>>219600439I'm dismayed that you didn't catch the reference
Friday night ballet class.
*pirouettes*
>>219606161Friday night bullet ballet class>>219607441Jean Luc Godard's do get a little bit quirky at night
Every time someone says "prestige tv" I want to spit in their fucking face
>>219608346Do you hear that a lot?
>Photographer David Zimmerman rarely leaves home until friends bring him to a wild party. He becomes fixated on a mysterious woman and follows her. By dawn, his life transforms-he awakens in her body.I'm going to fucking cum.
>>219609031Literally me.
>>219609031Same. Jesus Christ.
High as fuck listening to 80s German guitar riffs. What to watch?
>>219609498Cat People
>>219609498Klassenverhältnisse.
>>219609498Any random Fassbinder movie for contrast. Try Effi Briest.
/tv/ on the weekends is honestly great. The bitterness, the misery, it's raw.
>>219611077Hard to be happy when we all just paid 40% more for gas
>>219611137You don't need to be happy man, embrace the hellscape. Everyone's miserable.
>>219611175No, only lower income and middle income people are unhappy.
>>219611227>um ackshullyFuck off, nerd.
>>219611275Read the news, dummy. “The iran war is hitting lower and middle income people the hardest.” - Bloomberg
>>219551866The crying game
>>219611330You're not in the position to give out orders, bottom feeder. Get the fuck out of my general before I get mad.
>>219611137Ok why are you poor lol?
>>219611837Yawn.
>>219612338Sent that rich parasite flying.
>>219592315Fran's tummy game ridiculous.>/mannishtitlessbeauties/Did someone really say this about her?
I think it could be fun to reedit and rescore public domain garbage movies into art house films.
>>219612508It's been /film/'s alternate moniker for a while now...
>>219612588A YouTube poop approach? That's cool.
>>219612588Look up Can Dialectics Break Bricks? Also check out the works of Peter Tscherkassky, if you're not familiar with him.
>>219612594Are those used condoms on her?
>>219613644Do you even know what a condominium looks like, anon?
>>219612594>>219612688It's almost unbearable how lovely she was bros...
Lynch, Lynch, Lynch.
Let me guess, you need more?
Lynchia Lunch
>>219613711There is a feminist who has a wall of used condoms with names for each one.
>>219614039Okay.
The only thing feminists are right about is scream therapy.
>>219614039I used to bang a girl who kept a studious record of everyone she fucked, with ratings and details and everything.She had sex with at least 5 new guys a month so she had a lot of notebooks.
>>219614204How empowering. >>219614182Men need therapy.
>>219614253Conventional therapy is useless, what actually helps is ketamine therapy, scream therapy, cats.
>>219614393Don't forget conversion therapy.
>>219614966Of course.
>>219614182>scream therapyI would not subject anyone to those cheap slasher flicks, not even as part of some potentially beneficial therapy.
Carné.
I don't care about poetry, philosophy or storytelling. I want to read your diary.
Méliès.
Who is the /film/ic equivalent of Spike Jones?
>>219615974>Spike Jones>an American musician, bandleader and conductorHow do you go from making music to driving trains?
>>219611524This is my general, nigga: you don't get respect in this bitch, biatch.
>>219616593Gig economy.
>>219616676Your respect is worth nothing, wigger.
>>219597611Jesus Christ, what a fucking drag, almost unbearable. Call me filtered if you want but i don't get Zulawski, i really don't.
>>219609498I need to watch more german films.
any other anti japanese kino?
>>219618692The Handmaiden.
>>219618692Bushido: The Cruel Code of the Samurai (1963) takes a steaming dump on the samurai. Co-written by the guy who wrote many of Mizoguchi's pictures.>>219612508Somebody mentioned tummy?
>>219618856Being anti-samurai is not being anti-japanese.
>>219618692There's some cool Looney Tunes cartoons.
>>219590495Ed Gein was so boring. Who would have thunk it?
>>219618904fdgdgdsfg
The first kiss is always the sweetestFrom under some broad's sombrero
>>219620316*smooch*
is valeriep*do some new schizo or what
I would love to fuck Cary Grant's chin.
>1) Find legitimate, motivated excuses for moving the camera but always look for ways to move The eyeball is the organ most utilized in moviegoing. If you don't keep the eyeball entertained, no way you'll get the brain involved. >2) Use as many interesting angles as you can. Don't repeat composition in close-ups. Don't remind the eye it's already seen the same thing. >3) Make your villain as fascinating as your hero. A one-dimensional villain won't be as scary as a complicated, interesting one. "How I Made a Hundred Movies in Hollywood and Never Lost a Dime", Roger Corman
