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Queen of /film/

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>>219609031
Body swap films are always fun! Looking forward to this one.

>>219609551
Already seen.

>>219609690
>>219610019
I ended up getting a splitting headache and went to sleep but I've made a note of these for future reference. Thank you.

>>219618381
Same here.

>>219612508
>Did someone really say this about her?
Yes, but I <3 small boobs so I turned it into a positive:
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/218862527/#q218868461

>>219626196
It always has to be a woman with you people. Girls stink, they're evil. You're just like everybody else. Waifutard scum, gonna make sure this thread gets nuked.

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>>219626284
Lmao bro, the splittin' headache's just the beginning of da hex... call me back when your tummy starts getting upset and your brain goes POOF!

>>219626196
Caught > Letter from an Unknown Woman > Le Plaisir

haven't seen others yet

>>219626272
Careful...

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My friend always watches over me.

>>219626695
the stag horns stay up when your bull visits you?

>>219612588
Based and RoseHobartpilled.

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>>219626532
>mention getting a headache once
>"y-you're gonna die puto amigo…"
Look, I'm not the freak here with stomach cancer LOL

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>>219625781
embryonic take

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>>219626469
You WILL be smooch'd. Resistance is futile.

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>>219624655
we are at least THREE (3) different autistic individuals posting mosaics
it's easy to find out if you check the filename patterns and the filesize

>>219626933
Oh brother, you don't know what's coming for you. My nigga, you're cooked. You should have lost weight when you could, fatso.

>>219627374
Westernfag isn't autistic though. Autists have taste.

>>219627532
Autists can have shit taste. Like being obsessed with sonic franchise or scat pinku flickers.

>>219627794
>being obsessed with sonic franchise
Really? Isn't that more of a meme?

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>>219627794
>scat pinku flickers.
I'm severely autistic and am obsessed with scat... I get dames to wet themselves when I tell them about my preferences over the phone. I find my fetish to be a part of my charisma, a je ne sais quoi if you may. Do you have any scat pinku recs for yours truly?

>>219628020
It's a meme/stereotype because of a reason.
>>219628082
It's not too late to delete this, lil bro.

>>219627374
what software do you use, and how big are movies usually? I feel like my pc would explode just trying to import one lol

Just because a furfag might be autistic, does not make an autistic a furfag.

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>>219628119
I love scat, and I love to seduce women with my words... I feel no shame over making them broads come by sending them pictures of my shit... in the end, every women is secretly a scat lover, they are just too afraid to admit it.

>>219628251
>>219628082
You are NOT him/her
Stop with the skinwalking

>>219628125
ffmpeg and any of these scripts
https://textdoc.co/D5QNYIX2avmsqi49
https://basedbin.fly.dev/h8S54F.txt

you dont need to import nothing

>>219628125
>how big are movies usually
Have you never downloaded one?
Anyway, it depends on the runtime, obviously, and on the bitrate. Runtime * bitrate = filesize.
And bitrate in turn depends on the resolution, as well on the rate of compression.
You can get webrips of 2-hour films in 720p that are no more than 500MB. But that usually translates to a really terrible quality.
If you want at least 1080p and not too many compression artifacts, expect more than 2 GB.

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>>219628300
You will never understand our decadent, coquette, succulent, trascendent™ desires, so go back to your cave and rot, simpleton. I will continue swallowing faeces while I read the thread and ignore you.

>him/her

First of all, good morning /film/. Second of all, piss is not scat. Third of all, find a gypsy, Harperbro, they're good at reversing curses, it will cost you though. Fourth of all, QOTD: Caught or Letters From an Unknown Woman, but need to see more of his films; got The Exile download, is that one any good? Fifth of all, will give Zulawski one final chance with On the Silver Globe.

lil bro/sis a they/them lol/kek

>>219628591
she/they/it
RYM style

The skinwalker gets skinwalked... Ironic.

>>219628591
Highly recommend the 2011 documentary The Ballad of Genesis and Lady Jaye.

>>219628626
>On the Silver Globe.
His second worst after the masterpiece DIABEŁ (1972, 0/10)

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>>219628626
>will give Zulawski one final chance with On the Silver Globe.

>>219628685
That's one a lot of people say it's his best, i think it's only fair.

>>219628753
is his best*

>>219628302
thanks! a bit overwhelming for someone whos never used this stuff before. do you just paste that into ffmpeg? which parameters are you supposed to change (timestamps, I'm guessing)?
>>219628311
ofc lol, I was just asking to get an idea of the typical file sizes you deal with. do you use ffmpeg too? thanks

On the Silver Globe is where I draw the line with surrealists. Fucking garbage movie.

>>219615974
Not a who, but a what: Hellzapoppin'.

>>219628813
More of a expressionist blunt desu, but yeah, it's complete scat.

I remember when I was on acid this one time and one of my friends started scatting (the jazz singing style) and I thought it was the funniest thing
Skipita beeda! A skippity bop!

>>219628984
Scat (the jazz singing style) can be pretty great, there's this one (hot) french lady who does it and it's actually impressive.

I'M THE SCATMAAAAAAAAAAN!

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>>219627388
>You should have lost weight when you could, fatso.
You can continue making up your own headcanon but the truth is, my BMI is in the normal range so if I lost weight, I would look even lankier.
XLchads stay roomy!

>>219629012
>there's this one (hot) french lady who does it
Who?

>>219629047
XXXXXLchads*, Hunter. Let's be honest here for a sec...

>>219629100
My favorite French New Wave film

Manon des sources tonight

>>219629152
I share a birthday with Emmanuelle.

>>219628800
you run the script from the terminal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBWX_4ho8D4

>>219629087
Camille Bertault.

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Le dossier 51 (1978) has proven once again that Michel Deville is unjustly overlooked. It was quite engaging to have a movie about surveillance shot subjectively from the perspective of the spies. The fluidity was present most of the time, and so were the creative cuts that I consider a Deville trademark.
It took a bit for it to grab me but once it did I didn't want to be let go.
>>219629176
Do you share a fecund build with her as well?
>>219629152
Hell yeah! Report back.
>>219628082
>>219628251
I laughed. Please take my actual Jane folder so you can skinwalk better
https://gofile.io/d/VdPHAO

Halloween = Arthouse Classic
Halloween II = Hospital Map DLC for H1
Halloween III = Underrated Blunt
First Blood = Arthouse Classic
Rambo: First Blood Part II = Worthless Scat of High Regard

>>219629434
Oh, turns out I've heard her version of La femme coupée en morceaux from Les demoiselles de Rochefort without putting her name to it. I'd never seen her face (it is indeed very nice) or heard much of her scatting (also very nice) before though. Thanks for the rec.

Art is work, work is a labor of love

Homods

>>219629537
>my actual Jane folder
That's a surprising amount of non-nudes in there.

>>219629537
Did you watch it at 6pm?

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>>219630066
They're for a blue board and I don't pleasure myself to her.

>>219630163
Yes actually. I started around 6

>>219630177
You pleasure yourself to SCAT (Zulawski, Kekchiche, De Palma, etc.).

>>219630228
Succulent Cunts And Tummies

I SENT THIS BITCH A PICTURE OF MY SHIT

>>219630177
You're a strange fellow, mate.

I don't know what it is with females

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>>219630413
That's okay I attract the most interesting people.

BUT I'M NOT TOO GOOD AT THAT SHIT

Yeah I always find, yeah I always find

YOU BEEN PUTTING UP WITH MY SHIT JUST WAY TOO LONG

>>219630228
holy filtered

/estilo/

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who /hype/ for Glimpses of the Moon?
shooting with Vittorio Storaro starts this month

>>219632864
(Danny Brown adlib voice) STYLE

>>219632871
One From the Heart is a bit like Megalopolis if it was good

Quay bros.

>>219632972
Go back to da cluuub

>>219632061
REP MY SET
SORTA LIKE SQUIDWARD WIT DA CLARINET:
I'M IN YA BISH MOUF

>>219634973
This is where /film/ is shot

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>>219634995
das ist richtig

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It was all downhill since then

>>219635153
>German Backdrop.jpg
Looks more like a glass/matte painting to me.

>>219635324
when you disembark it's generally an uphill battle

Thread fucking sucks. No Hardyposting whatsoever.

>>219635388
>>>/wpop/

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>>219635353
no, it's a painted backdrop
it comes from the book The Art of the Hollywood Backdrop

Thread fucking rocks. It's because there is no Hardyposting whatsoever.

Dude these fuckin asians have something with the piano, I just left the lobby and was literally sitting there for an hour, taking in Bach, fuckin Chopin

>>219635388
>>219627031

>>219635475
Yeah, they love that whiteboi "classics" shit, no arthouse playing whatsoever.
When I was in Asia, I noticed chiggas had a massive fetish for France, too (but what I've seen of France is mid at best, ngl). They (the french) mog at cinema, thoughbeit, but I still think it's weird that the chink niggas are frenchaboos kinda like the fat fucks in America who are weaboos and koreaboos.

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>>219635434

Le quattro volte, le quattro formaggi.

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>>219635475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAefPlRsYoo

This general stinks

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>>219635686

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>>219635801

This particular has no odor

Girls stink, they're evil.

tonight, i'm going to watch sullivan's travels

>>219635878
BADDIES EXPOSED!

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Who is going to the KG meet up in Brussels here? Let me guess, broke AmeriKEKS?

>>219635891
JACK BLACK IS GREAT!

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>>219635878
The most evil woman in cinema.

>>219635931
Dutchy?

>>219635852
Freak is AIRBORNE. Fiery reentry imminent.

>>219635985
That's not 'zemsky, though.

That Shelley Duvall/Kubrick argument a few nights ago was fucking hilarious, I think it was LH vs somebody

>>219636073
Don't make me angry, wetback. Get out of my general before I jump on my elephant and knock on your door.

>>219636073
QRD?

>>219636380
One anon was like "she was scarred for life because of her experience, she was never the same" and LH was like "BRO she's fucking retarded it was inevitable BRUH" and I was giggling like an idiot the whole time desu. Such an asshole.

>>219636380
>>219446287

>open the thread
>scatjeet is fantasizing about turds again
>close the thread

>>219636649
it's a skinwalker falseflag

Snowflake ahh niggas... back in the day, we used to get butter shoved up our asses and we LOVED IT!
"There is nothing more rebellion than finding joy in something that's supposed to be your punishment." - Alberto Camus de Acuario

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>>219635931
I've long dreamed of taking a cross-continent train ride. This might actually get me to go, if I have enough money around that time. Consider seeing me there unlikely but a hard maybe.

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>>219629152
I want some of those old Marcel Pagnol posters (maybe you're talking about the 1980s one in which case enjoy the poster anyway)

"Women are fucking idiots bro. They're dumb."-Lil Hitler

I saw a Jane B modelling picture and her tits didn't go past Tanner 2. Sad!

>>219636561
>>219636619
Thanks and kek.

>>219635434
If so, that's kinda impressive. Must have been massive.

"Women are fucking geniuses bro. They're smart."-Big Gandhi.

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>>219636697
>h-hey you g-guys have any shits i can put in my mouth

>>219629152
good movie. i like jean de florette and manon des sources

Nothing like a piece of shit with a good glass of wine and a Zulawski flick ahhhhhhh

We're all in Salo here

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Our Jewish Queen........

>>219638394
I birthed her.

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>>219638493
Loved you in Les Carabiniers.

>>219636698
>Alberto Camus de Acuario
My fucking sides.

Hey anon, keep posting these set design pictures, i'm enjoying them.

Warhol and Wakamatsu tonight.

>>219626284
> I ended up getting a splitting headache
Cuckolding is that stressful?

>>219639874
Which Warhol

>>219635891
i didn't find sullivans travels good. a 6/10

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Up next for Arirang April, debut film from Kimchi Duck's assistant director Cho Chang-ho.

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Looking for moar like these

>>219642492
Benny's Video

>>219642527
Seen. Very good. Altough my favorite Haneke is the MILFkino

bumpetic

mosaicanons, I need your help (bear with me because I'm dumb with this stuff).
I pasted the script in windows notepad, renamed it to mosaic.sh as shown in the link, and saved it in the movie folder.
then I shift+right clicked inside the movie folder, opened powershell and ran ./mosaic.sh, but it just opens the text file.
what am I doing wrong?
I also edited the script by changing inputFilename and metadataTitle, and changed this part as well >>206728321
the timestamps aren't important for now, random is fine, I just want to make sure it works.

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based and lemonpilled

>>219644530
First step install a real operating system, or at least get some kind of bash shell for windows idk.

>>219641738
I've got Vinyl and Beauty #2, haven't decided which yet.

>>219645080
that's what I was worried about, that you need additional programming tools

stibump

i feel like there are a lot of ‘duuude weeeed lmao’ faggots in here and i better be fucking wrong

there's nobody here, you're tripping over nothing, fag

We're all straight edge here

>>219647368
a decent terminal is not really programming tools

>>219647525
There's like three or four.

Are you looking for an opening?

there's not three or four anons in this dead general, let alone drug addicts

I can take on these browns all by myself. I'm a warrior.

>>219647615
what terminal do you recommend for windows 10? (I can't change it)

>>219647713
so like half the posters here
>exactly what I thought with these fucking faggots

>>219649119
Fuck off somewhere else then. You don't belong here.

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>>219649239

>>219649515
Goddammit catfag

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love the way the spawn cape looks in spawn (1997)
sometimes crude effects can produce something much greater
-smoothhands

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>>219650004
Correct.

>>219650159
this is artistic choice not an effect limitation
-smoothhands

>>219650314
It definitely looks crude in a budgetary limitation sense, in the context of how /lush/ the rest of the film looks

>>219650361
what do you think this would look like without budget constraint ?
the same, thus not a budget constraint
- smooth (right again) next challenger

>>219650414
>what do you think this would look like without budget constraint
Like the real devil.

>>219650556
filtered

>>219650593
False and not an argument.

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Saw Silent Friend yesterday. Shoulda just been a nature documentary, really.

>>219650658
the intention was to depict the image of the devil as it would in a child's mind

>>219650556
what does the real devil look like?

>>219650775
Because children perceive the devil as a poorly realized choppy 3D animation.

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>>219650819
A bit like this.

>>219650829
filtered

My choices this week have been so underwhelming that i'm bummed out now.

>>219650872
See >>219650658

>>219647525
Nah nigga, I don't do drugs anymore, just good ol' booze on the weekends and a pack a day. Winners do do drugs, though.

Commando is straight up absurdist comedy and it mogs Monty Python.

>>219651301
Name them.

>>219652824
Doodoo drugs? Like jenkem?

>>219653523
Scat drugs.

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She fucking mogs everyone in this general swagwise.

>>219654938
Foids don’t have swag

>>219654938
Any person from the 70s does.

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why is imdb like this? is it pajeets central now?

>>219655408
I take more offense at the missing comma between "Medfly infestation" and "a group".
Don't people fundamentally not understand anymore what purpose punctuation has?

>>219655408
>>219655624
Probably AI.

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>>219654938
Ermine furs adorn the imperious. Man I love women who take no prisoners (heh)

>>219652996
>You Killed Me First (1985)
>Submit to Me (1985)
>The Right Side of My Brain (1985)
>Submit to Me Now (1987)
>Worm Movie (1985)
>Suicide Club (2002) (rewatch; it's good, still like it)
>Mosquito on the Tenth Floor (1983) (rewatch; nowhere near as good as i remembered and i take back the four or five times i recommended it here)
>Bloodlust (1977)
>Guerillère Talks (1978)
>Beauty Becomes the Beast (1979)
>Endless Waltz (1995)
>Trzecia część nocy (1971)
>The Embryo Hunts in Secret (1966)
>Vinyl (1965)

Good night, /film/.

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The first kiss is always the sweetest
From under some broad's sombrero

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>>219658769
*smooch*

>>219644530
does the file has permissions to be used as an executable? get the basics first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqn20YFvYWE

>>219660265
>does the file has permissions to be used as an executable?
He's trying to run a Linux "*.sh" file in Windows, anon. Of course it's not going to be treated as an executable.

>>219644530
how to install ffmpeg in windows and set the enviroment variables
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBnyOH1o5Ms

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happy gallo birthday

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>>219639775
ok
there's a large section on the jim carrey lemony snicket movie

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>>219661966
really great stuff

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>>219661984

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>>219662006
last movie featured is Hail Caesar (2016)

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>>219662150

Jarka hands

>>219660761
Happy birthday!

bumpetic

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>>219663885

>>219626196
Ophuls' skill is undeniable but his movies are boring as fuck.

>>219662188
I really like this one. I need to watch it so see how that clothesline that connects to the overhead lights is shot so that it doesn't seem awkward.

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Are we excited for Cannes /film/?

Amanda Fix will be there and she's freaking out.

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Wtf, I didn't know Spike Lee had it in him, picrel was actually gigakino. I only saw Do The Right Thing and Malcolm X before this, and while I enjoyed it it was kinda standard late 80s-90s fare stylistically, but this was his usual aesthetic mixed with actual poetiscism.

>>219660761
Happy birthday Vince! If you're reading this, please let us watch Promises Written in Water.

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>>219665253
hanging miniature from City Lights

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>>219666225

>>219665831
No Way of Wind, no excitement. Inb4 "it's never getting released" take your pessimism and RAM it.

Manon des sources (and the previous Jean de Florette) is kino. Never read the source material but it has a lot of naturalism undertones and that's always a plus to me. The plot and themes being coupled with an awesome and superb audiovisual craftmanship make it a pleasant watch and this is an understatement.

Digits for Sir Ridley Scott

>>219665222
He's incredibly boring, yes. Muh women.

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Otto Preminger

>>219667107
Easily one of the biggest directors out there

>>219660265
>>219660668
okay, I think I've made some tiny progress.
I already had ffmpeg installed from yesterday, but when I checked with ffmpeg -version from cmd it showed the essentials build instead of the full build, which is odd....
I managed to get it working using git bash. however, the clips aren't being combined even though COMBINECLIPS and CREATEMOSAIC are set to true in the script. it generated 9 webm files, but only input1, 5, 2, 8, and 9 work, while input3, 4, 6, and 7 won't open.

for each webm, the terminal shows:
>Error opening input: No such file or directory
>Error opening input file filename.mkv
>Error opening input files: No such file or directory.”

when I delete the webms and run it again, I get the same errors, along with:

>Error opening input file lista.txt
>Error opening input file listb.txt
>Error opening input file input1.webm
>Error opening input file input10.webm

there's only the movie and the script in the folder

>>219667523
>No such file or directory
Means you got the filename wrong, or have the file in the wrong directory.
>Error opening input file *.txt
Means the text file either doesn't exist or is corrupted.
>Error opening input file *.webm
Same, but for the video file. No surprise this would appear after you delete the video files.

>>219667523
>>Error opening input file lista.txt
>>Error opening input file listb.txt
that's for appending videos, you dont need that part to create the mosaics

>>219667673
>>219667778
the movie and the script are in the same folder on my desktop. I drag the script into git bash like shown in the video.
the script was originally a .txt file that I renamed to mosaic.sh
the inputFilename in the script is the same as the movie.
it gave me 5 working webms out of 9 on the first try, then it stopped working

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Very "funny" how French cinema just up and died this decade

>>219668086
maybe the timecodes are formatted wrong?

>>219668123
So cute.

>>219668123
don't worry lil bro, it's still on life support carried by Cattet & Forzani.

>>219668123
Cause of death: *stab*
You know it's true.

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>>219668123
Cute.

Also, the French film industry is fairly self-sufficient. The government actually invests funds into art. The reason why you don't hear much about it in the Anglosphere is because the majority of contemporary French cinema consists of lowbrow comedies and crime films.

>>219668174
no, I just changed these >>206728321

>>219668086
>the movie and the script are in the same folder on my desktop. I drag the script into git bash like shown in the video.
Try putting the video and the script in the same folder. Then try again.
The script might have trouble keeping the two differerent (source/work) folders in order.

>>219668473
what do you mean? they're already in the same folder. if I open git bash from inside the folder, it starts working again, but I still get some webms working and others not (first it was 5 out of 9, now it's 7 out of 9). I don't get why it's not making the mosaic even though combining is enabled.

now I'm also getting these errors on top of the others:
>Format matroska,webm detected only with low s
core of 1, misdetection possible!
> EBML header parsing failed
>Error opening input: Invalid data found when processing input

you guys should make a video tutorial for retards like me lmao

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>>219668953
try with another video, or try to make a mosaic with only one input,or add an instruction for ffmpeg to ignore the error

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How do people on Letterboxd have 6000+ movies watched? I'm only at 1500 and by now I have a feel for what movies I like and there aren't any movies anymore that I get excited to watch. Sure there are a lot of highly rated movies I've yet to see but they are about subjects that I am not really interested in. If I force myself to sit through some highly rated classics I could get to 2000 but after that I will be watching movies knowing full well they are going to be so so and that feels like a waste of time when there are so many other things I could be doing.

>>219669184
I tried another video but nothing changed. is it possible the error comes from me just dragging the script into git bash instead of actually running proper commands? the issue is I don't know how to do that.
and I still don’t know your steps (what you change in the script and how you execute it). maybe that's where I'm messing up

>>219669528
>How do people on Letterboxd have 6000+ movies watched?
5000 of them are shorts, the other 1000+ dropped halfway through.

>>219669615
>the issue is I don't know how to do that.
Right click on the opened folder, select "Open in Terminal" in the dropdown menu. Then enter the scripts full name (including the dot and extension), then a blank space, then the argument you want to give it, i.e. probably the video file's name (again, including the dot and extension). Then press enter.

>>219669615
>>219669847
Oh, and if any filenames have spaces in them, you need to put them in quotation marks. Or, better, rename them not to have any spaces beforehand.

>>219667107
>>219667176
Master.

>>219669528
>are about subjects that I am not really interested in
NGMI.

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chiaroscuromaxxing

>>219669528
There are a few explanations. Some shortsmaxxed. Some are true "cinephiles" which just means a dimwitted person who will passively watch anything that looks pretty and artful. Some women watch 1000s of romcoms in the background while doing their nails or talking on the phone. Some of course are just lying and haven't seen those films.

>>219669847
right clicking in the folder gives me "open with visual studio", "open with git gui here" and "open with git bash here"

maybe I can't see it because I don't have admin rights?

The catalog is fucked up.

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/tech support/
>>219670285
All that text but the source cited is your imagination!
>>219660761
Happy birthday Vinnie! If you're reading this, do whatever you want with Promises Written In Water.

>>219670512
>right clicking in the folder gives me "open with visual studio"
Why would someone like you, who doesn't know how to work a console, have Visual Studio installed?
Anyway, if you can't find it in the quick-menu, open it manually. On your keyboard, press the Windows key (between Alt and Ctrl) and R at the same time. Then enter "cmd" (without the quotation marks) and press Enter. This will open the console terminal, but you'll need to navigate to the folder your files are in before executing the script. You can do that with the "cd" command.
"cd #FOLDERNAME#" will take you to the subfolder with that name. "cd.." will take you back. If you need to see a list of all subfolders use "dir". In case you need to change to a different drive, for some reason, say drive D, enter "D:".
Once you're in the right folder, enter what I described in the last post (script-name followed by video-name).

>>219670851
I have a feeling he's right clicking on the folder icon instead of right clicking an empty space inside the folder

>>219671101
You know what, I think you're right.
He'll probably see your post.

anybody in here take a shit that they dont need recently? havent had lunch yet thanks bros

>>219642492
nothing? : C

>>219669528
I've hit 4000 films watched. I've been on Letterboxd since 2015, back when it wasn't taken over by filmtwt yet. On average I've logged about 230 films a year. 2600 total. The rest are films I remembered seeing and added as watched.
If you really love cinema, it just feels like a fun hobby, not a job. There are times when you don't feel like watching anything at all, and others where you end up watching a film or two a day for a month straight. I know a guy who goes to festivals regularly and has seen around 12500 films (including 2500 shorts).

bragging about your letterboxd count is like bragging about your trophies/gamer score.

>>219671591
i agree but there is some merit to it. someone who has seen 40 films simply will not have the reference that somone who has 3000 does

>>219642492
The Killing of a Chinese Bookie

>>219670851
>press the Windows key (between Alt and Ctrl) and R at the same time
damn you'e treating me like a retard (deservedly so) lmao
>>219671101
>>219671180
no, I was clicking an empty space inside the folder. cmon.

anyway, do I have to put the folder path or just the name of the folder? neither one works

>>219671591
I feel actual pride over 1ccing shmups and old arcade shit like Metal Slug, and if I had 6k ratings I would flex that too (passively). Unironically, having that amount of knowledge / experience and achievement is a flex in itself, specially if it's something rare.

>>219672115
When you open the console manually, you usually start in your "home" directory. You need to navigate from there to your target folder step by step.
Usually, the "home" directory, nowadays, is C:\Users\#NAME#.
And you mentioned that your target folder is on the desktop. That means you enter, separately:
cd Desktop
cd #FOLDERNAME#
And once you're in there, you can just refer to the files by their names, without the path. That's the reason why you go there in the first place.

I'm actually enjoying this saga of the anon trying to figure out how to make the 3x3 videos.

>>219672796
If he learns to do it? All the proof we need that we could train monkeys to do it too.

>>219672486
got it, thanks. so I'm supposed to put the script name and the movie name, right?

like this:
>mosaic.sh filename.mkv

I've tried both with and without quotes, but it still opens the script as a text file

>>219672796
it's taking way too long for something that's supposed to be easy to do, but I don’t want to give up. it would all be much easier with a video tutorial lol

>>219673424
>it still opens the script as a text file
That's because it's still a Linux shell file, and you're still using Windows. Which might explain why you got all those errors earlier, if you opened it in a third party tool (gitbash?). You need a *.bat file if you want to execute commands from the Windows console directly. And a Linux operating system if you want to natively execute a *.sh file.

>>219673424
I asked grok to convert it to a ps1 file

https://basedbin.fly.dev/p/FQ7IJP.txt

>>219673918
>How to use it:
>Copy the code below into a new file named, for example: CreateVideoMosaic.ps1
>Save it in the same folder as your input video and ffmpeg.exe
>Right-click Run with PowerShell (or run it from PowerShell terminal with .\CreateVideoMosaic.ps1)


I havent touched windows in a decade so try at your own risk

and here as a bat file

https://basedbin.fly.dev/p/EQLQnw.txt

i watched this georgian political comedy Repentance (1984 but banned until 1987) and found it very funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90LukX3eSgM

Smoked only one fucking cigarette and now the whole house smells like it
Did the nouvelle vague people really live like this all the time?

>>219674180
The "nouvelle vague people" all lived in Paris. They smokes exactly because its smell would overpower the natural French metropolitan sewage aroma.

>>219673990
wait a second, was the ffmpeg executable supposed to be in the same folder as the movie and the script form the start, or do I only need to move it there for this? because I followed the installation video and ffmpeg.exe is in the ffmpeg folder on my C drive

>>219674686
not needed, if you set the enviroment variables

>>219674686
Since the errors you got before don't say that the exe wasn't found, I'd say that you did everything right in terms of >>219674867 and don't need the exe file in the same folder.

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Not the windows anon but I just figured out how to use the script. Thanks for unlocking more powers for me!

>>219675701
How drunk is Richard Burton in this film?

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>>219675701
wow

>>219673990
so this kind of worked. now I get all 9 webm files. the quality is pretty low tho (the movie itself is only about 2gb) and they're all different sizes, from 1221 kb down to 66 kb.
also, there's now a "mosaic_3x3.webm" file (which didn't show up before) but it doesn’t work.

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>>219676096
Cross-eyed-licking-liquor-off-the-limo-floor-while-moaning-"NEED" drunk

>>219676111
>but it doesn’t work
Any errors?

>>219676195
powershell closes immediately when it's done, so I can't see the errors, and they don't show up in the log file either

are you all using linux?

>>219675701
can you make mosaics of more /arthouse/ and /classics/?

>>219676192
>Filename
This but unironically.

>>219676469
I'm not using the script at all. I can, in theory, try to debug what the other anon got from the AI, but doing it remotely is pretty much impossible. I had a quick look through both the *.ps1 and *.bat files, and from a scripting side, it looks pretty much okay (most of it is just setting variables and then calling the executable anyway). But I'm not an expert on ffmpg, so I can't really verify whether the giant "filter" variable is in the correct format that ffmpg expects.

It's also possible that something about the codec gets fucked in the output file. You could try experimenting with the output type. For example, you could try manually changing the last line
>-y "mosaic_3x3.$fileType"
to something like
>-y "mosaic_3x3.webm".
That way you'd force it to convert the result to a specific format. At least from how I think ffmpg operates.
In the same manner you can also try editing the bitrate variables throughout the code to get a better quality, though that will of course mean a bigger filesize.

He'll have it figured out by christmas.

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>>219672115
>>press the Windows key (between Alt and Ctrl) and R at the same time
>damn you'e treating me like a retard (deservedly so) lmao
no he was being honest

>>219676965
>-y "mosaic_3x3.webm"
nada

any fellow windows user want to try my steps and see if it works?

>>219677577
Other filetypes don't work either? *.mp4, *.mpg, *.avi, *.flv?
Other than that, I can really only see one of the variables not being set properly. You could test this by removing some of the lines and see what the script spits out without them. The -metadata line is pretty useless, for example and can be taken out. And I think it should work without the -c:v and -b:v commands as well, and just default to some standard codec and bitrate.
Running it without the -filter line should be interesting, if that's indeed where the problem lies. You'll get a huge video though, since it'll take the rescaling out.

>>219676096
There's an interview with him where he's talking about how his career went to shit around the late 60s and the only good film he did in the 70s was Equus

just spin up an instance of arch in virtualbox and use it in that

>>219678038
>Other filetypes don't work either? *.mp4, *.mpg, *.avi, *.flv?
I haven't tried yet
>The -metadata line is pretty useless, for example and can be taken out
done. nothing changed.
>And I think it should work without the -c:v and -b:v commands as well
I took out -c:v and -b:v from the three lines they were on, but the script won't launch
>Running it without the -filter line should be interesting, if that's indeed where the problem lies
you mean the whole line, -filter_complex $filter? I tried that, but I'm still getting the same result: 9 separate webms and a mosaic_3x3.webm that won't play

anon, give my python script a try
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/212177223/#212190225
i don't use the random function though so not sure if it works

>>219679212
What if you replace the whole last command (the bottom block beginning with ffmpeg) with nothing but the line
>ffmpeg -i input1.webm -y "mosaic_3x3.$fileType"
possibly also replacing "$filetype" with a target format?
That doesn't give you what you want, but it'll show if you can at least convert one of your nine videos to an output video.

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>>219676585
Looks goofy with the aspect ratio. Reading the script each video is a fixed aspect ratio? How adjust per file without editing the script file?

>>219680060
>without editing the script file
I think editing the script is the point. How else should it know what size you want it to be?

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>>219680206
*stab* *stab* *stab*

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>>219680060
this cinegrid reminds me of the movie pale flower which i really liked

>>219679607
with just that line, mosaic_3x3.webm actually plays, but it's only 22 kb and it's the same scene as input1.webm (66 kb, the opening credits lol)

>>219679559
I think I have python installed (dunno why) but I don't know what to do with this, never really used python

>>219680876
>it's the same scene as input1.webm
Yes, that's the expected outcome. The next things you can try it to add in the other argument lines, but keep the input file at just the one instead of all nine (basically removing all the other -i stuff). Maybe the problem is somewhere in the video files or in the way they're added as input.

>>219681090
is there any way you can test the script on windows? I feel like we'd save a lot of time instead of me just going through endless attempts

>>219681436
Right now, not really. I agree that it'd probably be easier, but it's too late over here and I'm a bit too tired to set the stuff up. And in the end, I'd have to do the same thing: Add in or remove lines to see at which point it breaks.

>>219681577
are you just testing it? because I don't really see the purpose of a mosaic made of random shots with no compositional sense
>>219681736
thanks anyway, you've been way too patient with me lol

the art of mosaic composition (anon)

Isn't it a pity
Isn't it a shame

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>>219682745
Read this in his voice.

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>/film/

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>>219682694
*smooch*

>>219680308
With a spoon?

>>219672796
Same. I hope that there's a satisfying conclusion to it.

>>219683731
Update in the new thread.

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