Maekar's tards editionPrevious >>219616245
fookin stewpid
Maybe incest isn't so bad after all
Game of Thrones? More like Game of BonersBAOOOBA
How were people confused about how much punishment Dunk took during the combat after this scene? Man is blessed with giant's blood
>>219669173Rhae's a freak>Rhae was the youngest child of Prince Maekar Targaryen and his wife, Lady Dyanna Dayne. >She had four older brothers, Daeron, Aerion, Aemon and Aegon, and one older sister, Daella.>Once, in her youth, Rhae gave a love potion to her youngest brother, Aegon, so he would marry her instead of Daella,[4] to whom Aegon may have been betrothed.
How will /dunk/ season 2 be ruined?
>>219670041Feminism and faggotry, just like everything else.
>>219669409It's roofie time, Egg.
Why is he incapable of raising a single normal child
>>219670203Daella is seemingly normal until she meets Dunk at least.
>>219669173egg is icsh
>>219670203Fatherhood is hard, and harder if helping run an empire at the same time.
>>219670498How would you know, incel?
>>219670077Which one do we think Dunk plapped?
i'm scared the world will end soon in fire and blood. ;_;
>>219670559egg of course. plap plap plap.
>>219670571If all the Dragons died and winters got longer and colder, if all the Others died, would the world get insufferably, inhospitably hot?
>>219670571April 23, 2026? Are y'all prepared, anons?
>>219670614i meant irl.
>>219670498He should've just stayed at KL to be closer to court and to Daeron/Myriah so they could help him out specially after his wife died, no point in living at Summerhall so far away. It's not like they were visiting his wife's family at Starfall, Egg hadn't even gone to Dorne before he met Dunk.
15 years later and Jaime fags still have no counter to this
TRAITORS BASTID
>>219670843What was his FUCKING problem?
>>219670559Probably Rhae. My theory:>Dunk and Egg go to visit family at Summerhall>Egg spurns Rhae particularly harshly>To get revenge, Rhae seduces Dunk>Egg finds out and is forced to send Dunk away>Dunk goes and has solo adventure in Essos while Egg realizes how much he misses himBasically the middle part of Dunk's hero's journey.
I just know that dany going full mad king is obviously integral to the book plot as shown by its inclusion in the show but it just feels fucking retarded
>>219670936It makes more sense with Aegon taking everything right under her nose
>>219670917Rhae is younger than Egg, Dunk is no pedo. If he plapped Egg's sister it's gonna be Daella.
>>219670903>Targ loyalist unlucky enough to be in King's Landing when Tywin sacks the city>Other loyalist houses/knights given the chance to swear allegiance to Robert>Twyin needs to make an example of someone>Thorne given the choice of death or the Wall>Sent to the penal colony where he spends his final days unknowingly bullying the last Targ maletl;dr BASTIDS COULD BE HERE
>>219671018I figure AKOTSK will adjust the ages to make it more palitable to general audience.
>Egg did I ever tell you the story of Dunk and Egg Season 1 where I talk about "Another fucking Andal tradition" despite it being the basis of our entire culture, whose tradition I was married in, that knightly culture drives from, that is basically synonymous with Westerosi feudalism, which I hate for some reason. Also somehow I have no idea what a Trial of the Seven is for some reason. It's also not disputed in the story that Dunk hit Aerion, so we're not really having a trial because we're letting gods decide in the absence of evidence, we're having a trial because we're now establishing a precedent that any rapist/murderer/slaver/criminal of any kind can have a Trial by Combat to have a chance to escape justice which defeats the entire point of having a legal system. He was a good friend.
People saying Stannis was gonna sack King's Landing makes no sense. Why would the new king sack his own capital?
>>219670936Makes perfect sense ACTUALLY
>>219671133Only sworn knights can demand a trial by combat
>>219671133I was thinking about this. There was no doubt that Dunk assaulted Aerion, the only question is wether it was justified or not, which circles back to if Aerion was justified or not to torture the puppeteer. The trial makes no sense in that case, they should just consult the law (lmao) on wether Aerion was right or not to administer justice on the spot.
You fucking idiots, it was because the claim that Dunc had kidnapped Egg
>>219671341Egg is right there he could say he wasn't though
>>219671133Despite it being an obscure legal institution and basically old history, every Targ would know about trials of seven by virtue of Maegor the Cool's trial.
>>219671521>The word of Maekar's two oldest sons vs his youngestyeah that doesnt hold up, then you add on top of that a prince being stuck by Dunc
>>219671133it's a shit tradition, because it allows his shitbrain son to waste the crown's resources on his idiotic son's retarded personal squabbles by invoking the mini tourney when the shithead should just be content with having the peasant's hand chopped off.
>>219672188The entire point of invoking the trial of seven was aerion is a pussy that wanted to get out of the situation as easily as possible because he assumed(Almost correctly) he'd fail to find 6 knights to stand with him and automatically making Dunc loseHe didnt count on his uncle fucking him over
Which king was best cast compared to the books?
>>219672798Joffrey was so well cast the actor had to quit the profession
>>219672798me
>>219672873shirtless joffrey was so hot
>>219670543I played a map painter once...
the good timeline
>>219672938>playedis that a euphemism for ... stuff?
>>219672311you are still asking to put 12 knights on the line over a little dispute. and in this case costing the crown a royal life as well. it's pretty obvious but the targs are fucking retarded. the first thing i would do is push a law that prohibits royal blood from engaging in any trial by combat shit where they aren not represented by a champion. especially if you have an idiot retard prince that will challenge some random peasant then end up nearly killed by said peasant.
>>219673796>a law that prohibits royal blood from engaging in any trial by combatLmao, what a pussy dynasty.t. the entirety of Westeros
>>219673796>prohibits royal blood from engaging in any trial by combatSounds like a great way to show strength during a time Targs need to build legitimacy now that all their dragons are gone
>>219674182you don't need to show strength if you show capable administration. too bad the targs are beyond retarded and manage to look both weak and retarded by accidentally killing their own in a teenager squabble. exactly what caused the previous targ melty.
>>219672873There was a lot of good casting, like Alfie Alan for Theon.
>Blackfyre supporters start countless wars for the throne even decades after Daemon's death>meanwhile, the list of all Targaryen loyalists willing to take care of the royal family mere years after Aerys II dies: Willem DarryWhat causes this disparity?
>>219674917lmao the second one didn't even get off the ground and after that the only supporters were the golden company
What of the Whitefyre rebellion?
>>219674917>Daeron the Good>Mad King Aerysi think that gives you a good idea
>>219675095>only supporters were the golden company10k > 1
>>219675263Brightflame you mean
>>219675298blackfyre rebellions supported daeron, huh. learn something new every day
>>21967533010k shitters that get bodied by dozens of thousands of true westeros patriots every time they attempt to land
>>219669307NIGGA SO CHOMPED!
>>219670203Aemon was OK.
>>219674917>Blackfyre supportersessosi fags who can't fight
>>219671041Yeah it never made sense why everyone else was given the chance to to swear loyalty to Robert after being Targ loyalists but this random guy gets singled out and sent to the wall, not like he was a diehard loyalist or committed crimes.
>>219675523>Aemon is the only son who's mostly normal, wise, and kind>Daeron forces him to become a maester, even when Maekar begs him not to GIVE MAEKAR A FUCKING BREAK
>>219675451That's great, you retarded tranny, but the point is that the Targs don't even have enough loyalists to have someone babysit the royal prince after their one supporter dies.
>>219672798Viserys or Joffrey, although I hope we get to see a lot of screentime with Maekar
>>219669173We have the stupidest fucking pictures for these threads
>>219675681and brownfyres had to flee to tyrosh lmao
I cannot for the life of me understand why people don’t realise it’s canon for Dany to go mad queen. It is the story. It could not be any more integral to this series
>>219675693Daella is cute
>>219675605I like to think he was just unlucky and was the first guy Tywin saw when he walked into the throne room post-sacking.
>>219675677Daeron the Dumb was hellbent on destroying the Targaryens and ultimately succeeded.
>>219675605Robert pardoned people left right and center but he had to deal with Tywin
>>219675838Really? He was gonna do Evil Tyrion for a while but abandoned it. And he really likes Daenerys. I can’t even really remember the arguments for it anymore other than the show, but that might just mean she burns KL, you don’t have to be nuts to burn those niggers
>>219675605He made 'Tywin shits gold' joke five years earlier.
>>219670041>>219670065And lots of Blacks (no, not Rhaenyra supporters).
>>219670491Will you reveal us what it means tho before this general dies for good?
>>219669173Peak reddit
>>219670794Reading the first book after a decade and I remember that Robert wanted to make Jaime the warden of the east for some reason.Also, what the fuck is a warden and are they ever mentioned again in the other books?
Rhaegar Targaryen was a little bitch. All my homies ate' Rhaegar Targaryen.
>>219671341>>219671270Dunk was accused of two crimes: Kidnapping Egg and hitting Aerion. The first crime is one's word against another, so that can be judged by asking the gods as witnesses with a Trial by Combat. The other crime is undisputed though. You cold maybe argue that the gods are called here to decide if Dunk's (supposed) knightly, divine vow to protect women and the innocent supersedes the temporal law of royal untouchability. (Similar to a self-defense situation.) That's way outside the usual use-case of TbC, and anyway more thought than grrm has ever put in any of this.
>>219676981>The other crime is undisputed though. You cold maybe argue that the gods are called here to decide if Dunk's (supposed) knightly, divine vow to protect women and the innocent supersedes the temporal law of royal untouchability. (Similar to a self-defense situation.) That's way outside the usual use-case of TbC, and anyway more thought than grrm has ever put in any of this.Also, it would be one thing for Dunk to prevent Aerion from harming Tanselle, but he basically beats the shit out of him.
>>219674651Even the good casting had its problems though. Take Tywin: obviously, Dance is great, but when he's acting particularly nasty it seems out-of-character, because Dance seemed to think of him as not being a bad guy and plays him with a lot of natural majesty. Book Tywin is certainly competent, but also just a complete monster, scarcely less deranged than Cersei.
>>219675423yeah my b, i read it too fasti thought you were pointing out the opposite, that the blackfyres only got support from a bunch of jobbers houses meanwhile Robert got support from everyone (the real reason being that George had already established the important houses in westeros both before and after the rebellion, so he had no choice but make the Blackfye supporters a bunch of nobodys)
my biggest surprise from reading the books after the show is that Pyp and Grenn are still alive
>>219670936King Bran is way worse
>>219674651Alfie is a good actor, but Theon is meant to be noticeably older than Robb/Jon, plus his features are too light for an ironborn
>>219670936Gurm would absolutely do it better than the show but he's probably still struggling with how to fit it into just two books as well. Two books is of course plenty of time, but given how agonisingly long her story has been, it's still going to mean her story was 90% buildup and 10% doing nothing before going crazy. Dany as a character only makes sense in the context of a trilogy.>>219680457And the same thing I just said above also applies to Bran. He did nothing, his story was boring, and he just becomes king out of nowhere. Make fun of me for being a Stannisfag if you want, but him becoming king would've certainly been more interesting than what George cooked up. Stannis was a real, active player in the story. He would've been a better choice for the story than Bran, though Jon becoming king really makes the most sense of all.
>>219680770not only would Stannis becoming king make more sense in universe, but it narratively it would also be way more surprising to make the joyless middle aged man king instead of one the dozen YA anime protagonists running around
>>219670936Removing the Young Griff plotline is one of the shows biggest mistakes imo. Makes a lot more sense to have dany spurg out over a fake targ pretending to be her brother with Dornish backing taking the throne rather than Cersei being the fucking final threat.
>>219681002So you think thats the gist of it in his plan? Like Quentyn (despite being dead) makes her take Dorne as a given when she shows up and they back faegon instead and she loses it?
>>219680970George's best characters are all his middle-aged and elderly men. He's really good at writing highly masculine characters and it's highly refreshing considering the preference for younger protagonists, which George himself unfortunately places too much focus on. Jon is cool, but just remove the other Starks from the story and nothing will change.
>>219681554I think faegon is going to take the throne with Dornish support and be hailed as a hero by most of the realm while Dany goes to da norf to deal with The Others as the "real threat". After that is done she comes back down south with her dragon(s) kills faegon and is hated by the people as a tyrant. Something along those lines
....semoc eH
>>21968051319 isn't that much older than 16.
>>219669271>NOH>NOWY TENDS
>>219669307>goodbye 8 year old boy>im sending you leagues away on the back of a weapon of mass destruction past lands occupied by a house were openly hostile with to work against their interests
>>219669307Targs never had mother-son or father-daughter incest.
>>219675605Allister Thorne seems like the type to keep bitching and moaning tho
I know that Littlefinger pulled the strings and started this whole saga, but did he predict that the war would start because Joffrey gave a fucking Valyrian dagger to some criminal?
>>219681002>pretending to be her brotherNephew
>>219684065Joke's on her, they're both fakes.
>>219683649he is 4-5 years older15 to 19-20 is quite the difference
https://youtu.be/xPmqCVlO55k>Bittersteel and Bloodraven both loved Shiera Seastar, and the Seven Kingdoms bled.>—thoughts of Barristan Selmy
>>219684190is that the red door/lemon tree thing ?most people think this is a red herring and Dany's the real deal
>>219684451George himself said it's important. And he also said the hatching of the eggs was a one time thing through blood magic that Dany got right by coincidence which could mean she doesn't have dragon rider blood at all, just regular valyrian blood and managed to bind the dragons to her by mere luck.
>>219684715it's not mere luck idiot, the creatures are like chickens, they attached to the first thing they saw after they were hatched
>>219684874Hatching them is the mere luck, retard.
I know that the franchise gets shit on for its armor/costuming but man can they at least get these guys helmets that fit, coif or some padding at least.
>>219684874Nah, they don't obey you unless they're bound to the person by blood magic. They're not fire breathing chicken.
>>219670491Why do you keep posting this? Are you autistic?
>>219684995targs literally put eggs in their baby's cribs so the dragon would bind to the child, no magic was neededhave you tried reading the books?
>>219684920Good fucking god did they ever fumble Lyonel's helmet. What the fuck is that thing?Get a bucket helm. A bellows helmet. A fucking bascinet. Get ANYTHING ELSE that has a visor and bolt some horns to the sides. It must have taken substantially more effort to nail that abomination together than any other option which would have looked infinitely better.It's so fucked. The rest of the armour in KOTSK looks great so why did they trip at the finish line for Lyonel?
>>219685177>have you tried reading the books?Have you? Their dragons are already bound to the Targ bloodline by blood magic, that's why they hatch in their cradles.The cannibal is a great example of this, he's not bound by Targ blood magic and they can't claim him.
>>219685297no evidence of any of that except your wishful thinking and asspergerystay mad
>>219679374I'm re-reading ASOS for the first time since 2019, Grenn is such a good dude. He saves Sam during the march, and they kill an Other together. I skimmed his article on the show wiki and I forgot they made him abandon Sam and die in battle :/Swear to god I'm never watching past S1 again unless my gf likes it
>>219685201A lot of the helmets in AKotSK suck ass, some much more than others, but thank fuck Lyonel's hat is barely visible for the most part because it's the worst offender by far. The only reason I can think of that it exists is because they wanted to include Lyonel laughing during the fight and had to make the holes big enough to see his face, but even then just give him a fucking visor.I was basically seething over this ever since I first saw it in the fourth episode. It angers me, it fucks with my suspension of disbelief, I hate it.
Daenerys chapters are like that Daffy Duck cartoon where the animator keeps fucking with him. She’s just going along with the main plot but George keeps randomly having her breast pop out or making her suddenly reminisce about touching herself for no reason
maybe lyonel just has bad helmets because he thinks its funny
I post for she
>>219686967>>219684920It almost looks like one of those fuckass Kendo helmets
>Ser Arthur Dayne>Greatest Swordsman Ever>BTFOd by a 4'11 Westeros Floridan
>"greatest" swordsman ever>loses a 2v5 against a bunch of dudes in chainmail and leather while wearing full plate and wielding a valyrian steel adjacent bladewhat did he mean by this
>>219687478>>219687714>biggest feat is beating some schizophrenic bum
>>219669173TAOOBA!
Dunk funkin sunked, on god. We will never get anything as good as GoT again, will we?
>we've reached the "people desperately spamming bad headcanon theories just so people will argue with them" phase of /got/ againgod help us all
>>219687478>Westeros FloridanThe Reeds know about the trvth from the Tower and haven't told anybody yet.
>>219669307Another kid molested by a tranny
>>219688169Incorrect.
>>219683941Maegor and Visenya.
>>219670917>Rhae seduces DunkBy seduce you mean rape right?
>>219675605Tywin certainly had a personal beef with Thorne from his time as hand and just used the chance to get rid of him.
>>219671041Never made sense to me how the reach got off scot free for remaining loyal to targ yet some minor lords got their lands taken from them or walled
My favorite knight of Westeros? Why the honorable and loyal "Nimble" Dick Crabb of course.
Tell me anons, what's your OC donut steel house?
>>219690724house fart
>>219690724I have a few House DandletonHouse Furcotte House ArchideldHouse Dugnutt and house Sweemey
>>219690724House Ravenfall of NevermoreValyrian steel sword: Forlorn Hope
>>219690724House Shittle
>>219688043THAT'S TAOOBA!
>>219690724I have one but if I tell everyone will make fun of it
Alliser Thorne did nothing wrong.
>>219694470There's actually 10 if you consider Dragonstone to be a realm of it's own.
What did Tyrion mean by this?
The dragon 'ought never lose.
>>219695784Part of his deal with Griff and Connington is that when they take the Seven Kingdoms Tyrion gets to rape Cersei.
>>219695784He was trying to make her mad but on some level it's a Freudian slip because he is an incel.
For Westeros I get the impression that there are far more Knights than there were in Mediaeval Europe, (less than 1%) but still many fewer Samurai than were in Japan. (10%) Maybe 3%, or something in that range?
>>219696071After the Blackwater there's a big ceremony where they make hundreds of knights all at once.So yes, there's a lot of knights around. Especially during post-war periods.
What is the population of Westeros during the Wot5K? I think the show implies that King's Landing has 1 million people. So maybe 10 million for the whole continent, extremely spread out aside from the capital?
>>219696557Six million
>>219696557Who the hell knows? Gurm didn't put too much thought in it, so it's something of a folly to try yourself. But with that said, the individual kingdoms are probably roughly comparable in population to a large Late Medieval/Early Modern polity. Let's say 15m is the average size, give or take a few million if it's stronger or weaker.
>This is the worst nameday ever.
>>219697499Don't kid yourself, she was stealth-schlicking the entire trial.
>>219672798Wasnt Jahy II cut out of the show universe?
in his cups
>>219696557>I think the show implies that King's Landing has 1 million people.Which is nonsense. Gurm famously doesn't understand math and the show was straight up retarded.
>>219694580>There's actually 10 if you consider Dragonstone to be a realm of it's own.It's part of the Crownlands.
>>219682216>>219681554>>219681002>People still think Young Griff is a fake.>Where Varys literally told the truth of the matter to a man he was about to murder.Varys has ZERO reason to lie to him about Aegon's real origins.
>>219700860>Which is nonsense.Why? Constantinople had around 500,000 people at its peak, and we're dealing with a continent-sized kingdom that has summers lasting decades at a time, which in turn means multiple harvests per year.
>>219697728show stannis also i can't believe this is real lol
>>219697728why is he reviving baelor targaryen?
>>219700997He was simply testing his marketing scheme
>>219669173
>>219701809I unironically think the big reveal will be that Daenerys is a fake Targaryen, which is why she's called "Stormborn" - because she's some random Dragonseed that was born in the Stormlands.After all, she's literally the only character in the setting who would have a nickname about the circumstances of their birth.
>>219687478>>BTFOd by a 4'11 Westeros FloridanI wouldn't be surprised if Howland Reed turned out to be the most powerful magic-wielding character out of the "good guys."
>>219670491luke is icsh
icsh bump
>>219688184No way that's a tranny
>>219669173Who are the Westeros version of Jews and why is it the Maesters?
>>219705814Actually it's the Ironborn>Monotheistic>Believe they were made in the Drowned God's image and are his chosen people>Strong cultural in-group and resistance to conversion, even multiple attempted genocides haven't destroyed or converted them>Refuse to work for their wealth and instead steal all their shit from others or use slaves
>>219671133I thought it was neet because it hinted that Targs identify more closely with valyrian than andals tradition, despite being in reality much closer to Andals. You can see a similar pattern in old norman texts, where the noble try to differenciate themselves from other french rulers by hyping how cool "north men" were, but it's apparent they don't really much about them and what they were actually like, and despite Normans armies functionning in the same exact way french armies did at a time, and being the embodiment of knightly culture
>>219693863Gets me every time
>>219700903But Dragonstone existed before the Crownlands were a thing. Also "prince of Dragonstone" is a title in and of itself.
I'm rewatching GoT after watching AKOTSK today (I really enjoyed it), and I know the later seasons got a lot of flack for the cast teleporting around the map, but there's a lot of teleporting in the first season too.
I wish every noble was speaking like the Fossoway cousins in their first interaction with Dunk, with wordplay around their houses symbols every sentence.
Is Viserys tricked by Illyrio or what? Like do they explain to him giving away Daenerys is no guarantee or is he scammed?
>>219708520Yeah he needed the REAL Targaryen heir to be dead so his Blackfyre heir could marry the other Targaryan and supplant the line upon conquest.
why did they make her fat and old...
>>219708772They just assumed he’d run his mouth and get himself killed (Illyrio tries to get him to stay in Pentos)? Or did they think he would just get slaughtered in Westeros with the Dothraki?
>>219676567Ceremonial titles handed out by Aegon the Conqueror. Literally meant fuck all except to pamper the newly conquered lords
>>219684920He's called the Laughing Storm because everyone laughed at his choice of helmet
>>219708977I mean, either/or really.
>>219708977>Or did they think he would just get slaughtered in Westeros with the Dothraki?nta but most likely that, like some anon always says, the dothraki were probably meant to fight the armies of westeros and weaken each side so Griff and the Golden Company could swoop in and crush what's left of the horseriders, in the process gaining the favor of the large houses and making Griff a savior for the smallfolk. Viserys either gets killed during the war or gets executed afterwards by Jon Connington and Varys to appease the lords.
What was this guy's problem?
>>219707066It’s not as egregious as the last two seasons. S8 has the characters going from winterfell to dragonstone to kings landing all within a single episode. And then you have the infamous beyond the wall episode and that’s enough said.
>>219684920helmet is not the issue, the gorget that doesn't cover his neck is
>>219709861He was the Mountain of his day.
>>219686377dunk's armor looks great tho
>>219710334>>219686377Maybe that's it, it was a Bride vs bridesmaid sort of moment, not letting the other cast members outshine the main protagonist
>>219709861Too based
>>219709861Martin gave him Hashirama cells
>>219710334Turns out giving him plain knightly attired almost exactly as it was described in the story is better than faggy fantasy gear.
>>219709861the little one was the brains of the operation
Why was he such a cuck?
>>219710632He was used by Jaeharys to get rid of Rhaena. There's no explanation for how he could get tears of Lys without some outside party sponsoring him, the guy had no funds, no contacts, no knowledge of poisons, and couldn't even read.
>>219709861Inbreeding extraterrestrial
>>219710596you underestimate how hard even basic armor is to get right because its not really basic. you cant get a 3d printer monkey to do it, you cant make chain shirts in an autoclave, you cant replace gamberson with a padded shirt. and 9 out of 10 times a producer will laugh in your face if you ask for a 50k dollars to go shopping or hire an armorer for 1 decent suit of armor
>>219710815>gambesonOnly a fool would use these in the gurmverse. It's all leather, and it's all boiled.
>>219710334I think it's a bit silly he has plates for his horse but not for himself.I guess it could be explained as it being harder to shit out a cuirass or even a coat of plates that big fast enough and he is admitelly on a huge budget, but in a world with advanced plate harnesses it's a bit weird that you'd joust in just mail.>>219710373Eh. Targaryen helmets are fine, you'd probably want a helmet with a solid faceplate for jousting, but the barbute thing most of them have going on is fine since it's more of a mixed event. Aerions helmet is on the edgy side but it's mechanically fine and in-character honestly.Kingsguard too, even if their little head spike is silly. Both theirs and rest of Targaryens actually seem to share a similar design with a removable front plate that goes over their mouth slit.Raymun gets a real, if outdated great helm to go with his coat of plates. Fine, considering he was a squire fifteen minutes before.Steffon has a nice apple themed armor and a bit weird helmet, but also fine, though I don't think we get a single decent look at it.Hardyng helmet is also beliveable, also probably one of only helmets with a proper chain collar, which helps since the sides of the neck are rather exposed.Beesbury gets an enclosed helm which is extremely primitive technologically but honestly, who cares, it's fine.The crazy retard Rhysling gets just chainmail which... is stupid, but that's just his character.There's also tons of great background helmets during previous episodes.And then there's whatever the fuck chamberpot bullshit Lyonel has on his head, completing the otherwise beatiful plate armor he has. What the fuck.
>>219710933> It's all leather, and it's all boiled.leather's too thicc to use as a layer where you would use gamberson
>>219670571As long as everyone else dies with me I don't give a fuck.
>>219707544I wish all the houses were on theme as House Beesbury. A bee coffin where your body becomes a hive is insanely on brand
>>219712314quick children, gather the corpse honey
>>219708520Wasn't it part of the Dornish Master Plan was for Viserys to marry Arianne? That way they'd have the Dornish forces, the Dothraki, and the Golden Company once they attacked.If everything did go as planned it would have been interesting to see Viserys reaction to Faegon since being Rhaegar's son he'd have the better claim. Would Viserys have called bullshit or would Varys been able to convince him that Faegon was who they claim he was(instead of being the Blackfyre that he truly is)
she was so sultry and cute.... why did we have to replace her with a butch dyke trannoid.......
>>219712572He'd have demanded some kind of proof at the very least, I can't imagine he'd be eager to give up on the throne.
>>219687008What kind of queen would Shireen be?
>>219676567Wardens were in charge of defending a certain part of the Kingdom in case of foreign invasion. They'd be the supreme commander of those forces so all the lords of that region would have to follow the warden's orders.Were Jaime to be made Warden of the East that would mean the lords of the Vale would be expected to follow his orders without question if the time came which they weren't happy with since he's a Lannister. Traditionally a Warden would have been the Lord Paramount of that region like how Jon Arryn was of the Vale.Storywise George dropped the idea early on
>>219712679Probably a wet blanket like with Aegon III. Patchface would be her Mushroom and write a history of the War of the Five Kings later on.
>>219705814Braavosi
>>219712666Monke
>>219714238our monke
>>219702780season 1 bran is icsh
>>219710334The visor's slit is not as narrow as it should be
>>219708520>Is Viserys tricked by Illyrio or what?Gurm didn't plan for fAegon in the beginning, which is why he has Daenerys married off to Carl Drogo with Illyrio just handing over three (3) highly valuable dragon eggs to her, when a far more sensible plan would have been to save her for marriage to fAegon and sell the dragon eggs to fund his invasion of Westeros.In either case, Viserys was going to get killed off.
>>219710815>you cant get a 3d printer monkey to do itYes you can and even if you didn't want to, there is an entire industry turning out actual real armor for Society For Creative Anachronism larpers.
>>219715145you can but it will not look good in closeup and will look like rings of power armor at a distance. plastic vs metal looks too obvious.
>>219712679Probably decent, the real problem would be if she has the strength for crushing all the upcoming mini rebellions and keeping that bitch Sansa from seceding
It’s over
>>219716773That’s it where is this fat fuck I’m going to kidnap him and starve him until he writes.
>>219716773It was obvious
>>219716773so it's probably true
>>219714942Grrm just keeps revising the value of the eggs up every time he puts out a new book. Truthfully Ilyrio just liked Daenerys and wanted her to have a portable store of wealth that wouldn’t mean anything to her husband or the rest of the khalasar. And maybe because it also makes her look more like a targ and not just a lysene
>>219670843>"I called you a bastid, now i rest."
>>219717335>targ
>>219717476Most based arc in the show.
>>219717529>based
>>219717520>and not just a lysene
>bane?
>>219717591Wildling lover
>>219716773more impressed a 4chan shitpost made its way to the publisher and he was concerned enough by it
>>219716773It's weird because the /lit/ thread hasn't even 404'd yet. But imagine there being so little to discuss about Winds that you have to debunk a 4chan post.>>>/lit/25200054
>>219669173I haven't touched any got content after season 8. Are the spinoffs any good?
>>219717862Hotd is straight fanfic lesbo trash avoid at all costs or stop at s1 if you must. Akotsk is kino on par with s2-4. Probably saved the franchise atp.
>>219717820ledditors reposted that larp post, that's how it probably caught the attention of the publisher>>219655093
>>219717820Nobody would ever say they work for Bantam Spectra, they would just say Bantam or Random House. It’s like saying you work for Diet Pepsi. And i’ve noticed that before on /lit/ where they generally do a bad job pretending they actually work for publishers because they don’t know any of the actual parlance
>>219717799>>219717820>shutting down a shit postAm I huffing copium if I say that sounds odd
>>219717799>>219718013
>>219718090it's worse because if you've followed the discourse on "why isn't Winds out and why do all these fake leaks come out false" for the past few years you know that George actively blogs whenever he makes progress on the book and he has repeatedly said he will never 'stealth drop' the book because that's antithetical to how publishing works, especially for the most anticipated book release of the century.
>>219716773
How kino would it be if AI spits out a semi-passable draft of TWOW and ADOS before the fatman? Think that would be the final nail in the coffin.
If I were George, at this point I'd just hire a team of ghost writers with iron-clad NDAs to finish the books.Fly everyone in to New Mexico. They can sit and listed to George explain the remainder of the story while he stuffs his face. Then they all go away for 6 months to write the thing. George can then provide commentson the draft and final approval.He gets his money and somewhat salvages his reputation, we get the books. Win-win.
>>219718971Kinda like what Kanye did for ABDTF and that was arguably his best work. Think fatman has too much pride though.
>>219718971That would be the most pathetic of all possible endings for this saga, far worse than merely dying without finishing the books, which is completely O.K. George messed up by filling the story with too much bloat when it should have remained a trilogy, but in doing so he showed off his talent as a storyteller and introduced us to many fascinating characters and storylines, even if it's all going nowhere. But even in the best possible outcome, the story just does not work anymore. So many POV characters are just retarded and useless and actively detract from the story. So who cares? He should worry more about writing Dunk and Egg than a story he's clearly fallen out of love with.
>>219716773Anyone who is dumb enough to still fall for this bullshit deserves the disappointment.
>>219669368>didn't at least tie a rag around his legThis triggered more than it should have.
>>219718971>His reputationFrankly at this point his reputation can only go down now that we know every retarded plot point of the story has been shown as canon in the show
And what do we get once we abandon the cope?
>>219718694Back in 2023 I guy did that exact thing and ended up getting sued for it.
Dany freeing the slaves in Astapor and then Sansa getting surprise-married to the imp in the very next chapter. He really brought it to Storm of Swords
why are these guys so irrelevant across the entire timeline
>>219719920dooming is a ladder
>>219720226Too busy fighting actual troglodytes on their doorsteps
>>219720234>dooming
>>219720299That didn't bring any hope to your friends.
>>219712314You couldn't pay me a thousand gold dragons to go into that fucking tent.
>see /got/ posts over the years claiming that Littlefinger is obviously untrustworthy in show as opposed to in the books>read the books and he's just as sketchy and basically tells Eddard he's going to betray him while being glib and irreverent constantly
>>219721210What's the matter? There's nothing to bee afraid of.
>>219721378The only difference is littlefinger is smiley and friendly on the outside cracking lil quips in the book while in the show he’s always whispering sinisterly while kubrick staring and anime villain half smirking
>>219721378Ned also had his wife telling him he could trust Diddlepinger.Which is why we should never listen to women.
How does Littlefinger get away with never fighting in a war. You would think it would be a permanent disgrace in their society to sit out the entire rebellion while the vale was fighting for Robert
>>219721825He’s not a knight nor does he have any levies to raise
>>219700860>that sorry excuse for a harbor
>>219721378The POVs who don't trust LF are Ned, Tyrion and Sansa. Catelyn tells Ned to trust him and it costs him his life.All of the other characters think LF is just this earnest good guy who will invent money to give you whenever you need it.
>>219696557>King's Landing has 1 million people. So maybe 10 million for the whole continentwhy would you think it's reasonable to conclude that a continent's capital should have 10% of the population
>>219700860
>>219721210The Bee magic will protect you. It is known
>>219722601and who, are you
>>219721825He was the heir to a backwater in the Vale with zero troops. Wouldn't have done much good and he was probably still injured from the whooping Brandon gave him.
Why did Lysa choose ser Vardis as her champion instead of let's say Lyn Corbray?
>>219722601Was the official explanation not that Cersei had the Kingswood levelled to build Euron's massive naval fleet and Scorpions?
My ideas for 7 kingdoms equivalents:Dorne- Iberian peninsula Reach- FranceStormlands- Germany Vale- Austria, Switzerland and Czechia Crownlands - Benelux Riverlands- Poland, Western Ukraine and Hungary Iron Islands- Scandinavia North - Eastern Europe and Russia Wall- Urals Beyond the Wall- Western Siberia Do you agree?
>>219723184falls apart immediatelyculturally half of these have nothing to do with the other
>>219723184ok.
>>219723084No and even if they did try that, it still wouldn’t explain why a lush, hilly, coastal city now looks like an arid, flatland and landlocked looking one.
>>219723184Haven't you forgotten something?
>>219723267It is based on geography not only culture nerd>>219723567SorryWesterlands- EnglandVery English geography, economy and character
>>219714376So sad that he looks like a Reddit mod now
Is that ck3 mod any good
>>219724275YehIt's pretty goodI use it with the tw attila battles mod and with the ai chatbot mod so I can have real time battles in total war and rp as characters in the map world.
>>219724382>ai chatbot modNo clue this existed, how good is it
ALL THE GOLD IN WESTEROSIS IN A BANK IN THE MIDDLE OF VISENYA'S HILL
Lysono Maar is... Not a secret Targaryen.
>>219670491That sentence is nonsense grammar. Please don't repeat random memes you've heard if you don't know what they mean tho, newfag.
>>219724445It's okIt mostly remembers things you say over time, has a mechanic to send letters (so you don't telephatically discuss things with other rulers), has group discussions so you can talk to your whole council, and a bunch of other stuff (can raise/lower opinion, can initiate sex and result in pregnancy, etc etc).In the prompt you can easily get it to rp in the world of westeros.It's called "voices of the court - community edition", use the community edition, it's more advanced
>>219724275You can brat correct Rhaenyra
>>219724701Littlefinger old boy, I need you to come up with some coin for posthaste for me to throw into the blackwater as part of my biweekly 'throw coin into the blackwater' entertainment. There's a good man, ta-ta.
>>219723184It's all just different flavors of England, man. Even Dorne, the most exotic part, is in part just Wales.
>>219725407I shapposh I could put this idea back on the table
What if Robb had married Dacey Mormont in Winterfell before marching south?
>>219725869She was the perfect bedwarmer for Robb. He can get her pregnant without any ramifications since Mormont women can say they simply fucked a bear. Please disregard the baby's Tully red hair. Boom, no Jeyne Westerling incident. Then he just marries the Frey girl and moves on with his life. I think they cut her from the tv show because they were aware she was a walking plot hole.
Just finished marathoning season 4.Should I stop here or continue watching to see for myself how bad it gets?
>>219726066Like everyone else, you wasted your time watching anything past the first season.
>>219726066Season 5 and 6 still have some great moments if you're willing to put up with a lot of bad/frustrating writing. 7 and 8 is when it gets truly dire
>>219724701It don't matter at all where you've played beforeKingslandings' a brand-new gameTryin' to be a hero, winding up a zeroCan scar a man forever right down to his soulLiving on the spotlight can kill a man outright'Cause everything that glitters is not Lannister goldAnd all the gold in Westeros is in a bank in the middle of Visenya's Hills
>>219726226The last holistically good episode of Game of Thrones was Hardhome in Season 5.
>>219711557Yum
>>219725869Mormont women are hags>>219726033Auburn hair, NOT red hair
I need good posts, Ser Duncan...
>>219726033>can say they simply fucked a bear
I need good memes, Ser Duncanon... the /got/hotd/dunk/ folder... it's empty, your grace
>>219725088icsh is an adjective not a verb
>>219727341Auburn is red, idiot.
>>219688399That never happened. He married his niece.
>>219730670>smol hand
Stop shitposting, ser!
>>219731069It's not tho.
>>219731121My sister said it's brown and she knows colours better that all you moids.
>>219730670SO GET... BOAR
>>219731472Is she single? Can we join our houses?
Veiny host of Dornish spearmen
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>>219701115those numbers are made uptenochtitlan eclipsed Constantinople and only ever had like 200000 people
>tenochtitlan eclipsed Constantinople
Start the damn thread before I piss my shi
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