Arthouse & ClassicsRose Hobart edition>QotDFavourite Rose Hobart joint?>BonusFavourite actress?Previous: >>219626196
Queen of /film/
waifu of /film/
>>219683272
Lloyd keeps getting even lazier with his bakes.
Crushing on Peter Lorre's daughter again…
>The SS we'd rounded up at the camp immediately began denouncing each other. In defeat, the entire Nazi mentality-their grand philosophy of courage, loyalty, and Aryan superiority-turned to mush. I rarely saw soldiers behave that way. If only Hitler could have been there to watch his beloved SS turn on each other. Goebbels wouldn't shake hands with Jesse Owens at the 1936 Olympics because his superrace was superior. How I wished Goebbels could see his superrace in defeat, livid with fear, ready to sell out Hitler and each other. They were like vicious, cornered animals.LH status?
>>219683407>/film/ chartshttps://mega.nz/folder/87xyiJjZ#3B2eXe2lmN2KbFNNEagggQ>/film/ directors directoryhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qgdYsMPAaFWrAa_7EHLpXqpOHLaDLmytM9wJ5nhGtqs>/film/ literaturehttps://mega.nz/folder/XCokCRpR#tlesB0J_7jhaEWZVJqVzlA>but anon, where do I find these films?https://rentry.org/filmlinkshttps://rentry.org/kinolinks>script to make 3x3 webmshttps://textdoc.co/D5QNYIX2avmsqi49
>>219683321I fixed it.I think.
>>219683540>>script to make 3x3 webmsA damn scam!
>>219683499Hitler, one of the original bad guys of cinema and the world
>>219683499Yeah I always find, yeah I always find
>>219682028Okay, anon. I did afterall set up the whole thing on my Windows, and I ran it to see where the problem was. As I had expected, it was in the definition of the "filter", and it was one of those nasty details of how Powershell scripts evaluate their values. I hate that language!And it proves once again that AI cannot be relied upon.Anyway, here's the fix for it: "[tmp1][v1] overlay=shortest=1:x=$($scaleSize_x):y=0 [tmp2]; " + "[tmp2][v2] overlay=shortest=1:x=$($scaleSize_x*2):y=0 [tmp3]; " + "[tmp3][v3] overlay=shortest=1:x=0:y=$($scaleSize_y) [tmp4]; " + "[tmp4][v4] overlay=shortest=1:x=$($scaleSize_x):y=$($scaleSize_y) [tmp5]; " + "[tmp5][v5] overlay=shortest=1:x=$($scaleSize_x*2):y=$($scaleSize_y) [tmp6]; " + "[tmp6][v6] overlay=shortest=1:x=0:y=$($scaleSize_y*2) [tmp7]; " + "[tmp7][v7] overlay=shortest=1:x=$($scaleSize_x):y=$($scaleSize_y*2) [tmp8]; " + "[tmp8][v8] overlay=shortest=1:x=$($scaleSize_x*2):y=$($scaleSize_y*2)"Copy these lines over the lower part (9 lines, no more, no less) of the "filter" definition that look like them. This should fix your problem.
>>219683838By the way, if anyone is interested: To test it I used the last file I downloaded. And for no other reason than the lead actresse's nude scene: Urgence (1985). Enjoy the terrible random snippets it took.
>>219683499You should read the USA Trilogy by Dos Passos, Fullerbro.
>>219683838it works!
>>219684506Glad I could help.
>>219683838>that absolute gibberish do winbabbies really?
>>219684595https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gCo8fajC7o
Fuller tertiary
>>219684506>>219684595first attempt. the quality isn't great (it's only 1.6gb after all) and the scenes are random, but it works.I also tried a 19gb movie and the quality still looks low there too. what do I need to change in the script to improve it a bit?
>>219684639>absolute gibberishTo be fair, most of that syntax is down to what ffmpeg wants to see. The only thing in that block that is specific to the Windows Powershell language are the + to concatenate substrings and the $ to evaluate variables. Not any prettier in the corresponding Linux version.Now, the real problem here was that it demands $($var) if we want to put in var as a string, and complains about $var because that only evaluates to a number.
>>219684850That's what I'm reading rnhttps://readsonlinefree.com/samuel-fullerchrista/432332-a_third_face_my_tale_of_writing_fighting_and_filmmaking
>>219683838>"[tmp1][v1] overlay=shortest=1:x=$($scaleSize_x):y=0 [tmp2]; " +>"[tmp2][v2] overlay=shortest=1:x=$($scaleSize_x*2):y=0 [tmp3]; " +>"[tmp3][v3] overlay=shortest=1:x=0:y=$($scaleSize_y) [tmp4]; " +>"[tmp4][v4] overlay=shortest=1:x=$($scaleSize_x):y=$($scaleSize_y) [tmp5]; " +>"[tmp5][v5] overlay=shortest=1:x=$($scaleSize_x*2):y=$($scaleSize_y) [tmp6]; " +>"[tmp6][v6] overlay=shortest=1:x=0:y=$($scaleSize_y*2) [tmp7]; " +>"[tmp7][v7] overlay=shortest=1:x=$($scaleSize_x):y=$($scaleSize_y*2) [tmp8]; " +>"[tmp8][v8] overlay=shortest=1:x=$($scaleSize_x*2):y=$($scaleSize_y*2)"just buy a disc you cheap faggots
>>219684506He did it!
>>219685032>what do I need to change in the script to improve it a bit?Well, one way is to not downscale the output quite as much. There's these lines near the top:>$scaleSize_x = 436>$scaleSize_y = 320And if you make those values larger, the output files will all get larger too. Of course, you should try to keep the ratio between x and y the same as it was in the input video to avoid stretching.Then you can change the bitrate to be higher, both in the output and the intermediary files.The line>$out_bitRates = @("2M","2M","2M","2M","2M","2M","2M","2M","2M")lists all nine intermediary bitrates. 4M or even more gives you more to work with than 2M.Then, further down in the file, you'll find the bitrate for the output file:>$mosaic_bitRate = "1.5M"You can also choose some higher value here, but be aware that this directly effects the filesize of the final collage.
WE ARE DOUGLAS SIRK WE COOOOLOR THE FRAME
Fuck the bonus question. Women always get their way, they get everything handed to them, they don't have to work hard, we have to go above and beyond constantly just to get a piece of something and they act like we aren't allowed to want anything. It's not fair.
>>219685666>those tripswomen have to be absolutely shitting bros
>>219685666Have you never met a woman in real life?
delulu hours>>219685883he's giving off "mentally ill emotional cripple held down by his imagination and other mentally ill emotional cripples online" aura>>219683411YOU MADE ME CHEFCK ughi believed you why would you just LIE to me >:((((
>>219683141was obsessed with rose hobart for ages.
>>219685883>thinking women exist irl
please don't engage with minions of Heck.
>>219686270Based and Cornellpilled.
>>219685666
>>219685666Some women are like that, others are on the grindset. Ignore the bitches that say retarded shit and embrace the ones that have a heart, simple as.>>219686184>he's giving off "mentally ill emotional cripple held down by his imagination and other mentally ill emotional cripples online"So, literally you? You've never worked a day in your life, bitch, so shut the fuck up and get back to cooking dogs.
>>219686184>mentally ill emotional cripple held down by his imagination and other mentally ill emotional cripples onlineI didn't make that post.
Misogyny is ultimate expression of rebellion in today's age
Fast forward about three decades to about 1990. Christa and I walked over to a movie house on the Champs Elysees to see a new American film that had just opened in France called Dances with Wolves. When the film was over, we strolled back to our apartment, also in the Eighth Arrondissement. I took Christa's arm with one hand and smoked my cigar with the other. It was a lovely evening for a walk, but my wife was very upset. According to her, the basic plot of Kevin Costner's movie had been lifted from Run of the Arrow. She saw lots of details they'd "borrowed" from me, like a close-up I'd gotten of a horse that had "U.S. Cavalry" branded on one of its legs. Christa was furious. According to her, Dances with Wolves was an expensive, uncredited imitation of my 1957 movie. "It's plagiarism!" she said. I heard her out, puffing my Camacho as we walked along those lovely Paris avenues. "Not plagiarism," I said, mimicking Jean-Luc Godard when I told him face-to-face he'd stolen ideas from me. "Hommage!" I laughed. Christa wasn't satisfied. "So what do you think?" she asked. "About what?" "Stealing!" "Nonsense!" I said. "Remember my finish in Run of the Arrow?" "Your finish?" "Yeah, the big titles across the screen: THE ENDING CAN ONLY BE WRITTEN BY YOU! It's an invitation to go on with the story." "So?" said Christa. "So, they went on with the story!" Christa joined me in my laughter. It was the best response to all plagiarists.
>>219686703Not really, it's just an expression of retardation, but I can understand the feelings of people frustrated by the inequities of nature like anon. Truth is, men are born worthless and must struggle to achieve massive value (if they get there); if you don't like that, you're free to die or live in misery for the rest of your life.
>>219686872>men are born worthlessAn even bigger expression of retardation
>>219687014Nah, that's just reality. You are worth nothing until you prove it, and that's why egotistical fucks are so easy to shatter. They live in illusions.
stop engaging with the schizo!
>>219687163>I can arbitraily decide what's real and what's illusion Hubris, another deterrent of retardation
>>219687239Experience teaches invaluable lessons, but you're free to suffer if you so decide.>>219687211Yep, no one should talk to you.
>stop engaging!>I decide what's real and fake>don't engageNotice how you all have this unearned sense of authority? This is an inherently feminine trait, you don't ever tell me or anyone what the fuck to do. Some lowly little wannabe cinephile thinking they can tell me what to do, it's fucking absurd
let's get back on topic
We're all engaging with schizophrenics here.
>>219687351I can, and many people can, too. The thing all low value men have in common is that they think they are above everyone else and can do whatever the fuck they want without consequences. Trust me man, someday you'll meet the dad you never had, and he will beat your ass (you will thank him for it eventually).
>>219687441You don't get to dictate how the thread goes or what we talk about, you don't have the authority and if you think you do, I'll make sure to correct you or rip it right out of your hands, you gookloving waste of oxygen.
I had mixed feelings about her Valerieposting at first, but it's grown on me.
incoming Lil H and CRApo rap battle
>>219687498I don't think I'm above the man in the ivory tower or the man living in the sewer, sleeping in his own filth but one thing I have the freedom to do, is whatever the fuck I want. I have the safety net, I have the means.
>>219687535
Who is the best working French filmmaker and why is it Yann Gozlan?
>>219687598I can take them away if you want.
>>219686184>YOU MADE ME CHEFCK ugh>i believed you why would you just LIE to meHuh?? made you check what???
>>219687692How? Throw a coconut at me? Stab me at the ATM with a machete while you pull up on your little motorbike? I am privy to any and all spic tactics.
>>219687751>ritaincolorDamn. Blast from the past.Are you Italian or German, anon?
>>219687775I can take away all you have, man. I'm humble because I'm under God, and I only fear God, but you lack that fear because you're too proud. Enjoy going through hell, LH, it was a joy talking to you. You will thank me for it eventually, you fatherless loser.
>>219687840I'm part German but not from Germany.
How the fuck is A Perfect World (1993) a top 5 Clint joint. Letterboxd users are smoking crack fr fr.
>>219688045Well, she was, as far as I know, only really famous in Italy and Germany.I'm German, but I wouldn't know about her if I didn't care for pop-culture from 20+ years before I'd been born.
Here's to a Hardyposting-free thread
Our love can destroy this whole fucking world.
SIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!
To become the new flesh, you first have to kill the old flesh.
Dovzhenko.
Analife (2005)
Sometimes, you realize that the snow is too hard for making angels.
This is what /film/ is now. The notion of actual discussion is so absolutely alien that people have been reduced to simply posting nonsequiturs and quotes and references and meaningless punchlines.
>>219689259what do you want to discuss about lil bro? 1v1 me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqVs_dUgTKM
>>219690173Latin american and black american cinema are my passions. I also love hip hop.
>>219690325I can def talk about the first with you, not much about the second and nothing about the third.
>>219686708Christa is a real one.
Loving women is /film/, hating women is /film/. Get it?
Sometimes the woman points the gun, sometimes the woman gets the gun pointed at her. Get it?
>>219690173Did you listen to the new Immolation album?
>>219691892Streets are saying they brought the heat again, but right now I'm just working through OG classics like Internal Bleeding, Disgorge and Cancer.
Tonight: Flesh (1968).
what's the best way to download a big file from transferit? jdownloader2 doesn't support it, and the browser download is too slow
>>219688633>>219688974>Harper's Bazaar (feat. Franny Hardy)
>>219683141>Favourite Rose Hobart joint?Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, 1931
>>219692912What's special about this particular version of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hide?
>>219688633>>219688974>>219692841Fr'annies...we won.
>>219692037>CancerUnderrated
>>219691480I don’t like girls
>>219693520They really are... it's hard to believe James Murphy did Spiritual Healing, Cause of Death and Death Shall Rise in like a year and a half, the dude was amazing. On the other hand, I'm starting to think Scott Burns' production work is kinda ass sometimes; I really hate the excessive treble in his albums.
>>219693555Sameness
>>219693555Then you're not /film/. Later
>>219693555Me neither. I love 'em!*smooch*
The torrent dropped a few weeks ago, and I didn't even notice. Has anyone here seen it? The cinephiles I steal recommendations from were all praising it.
>>219692975It's a pre-Code horror film, so it's got a little edge to it; March gives a solid performance in a dual role, and some of Rouben Mamoulian's direction is fairly imaginative for '31. And it was fairly influential; for example, Walt Disney studied the transformation scenes while planning the sequence in Snow White where the Queen turns herself into an old witch.
>>219696986Ok, adding to the list.
>>219695664How should I end you and Mr. Harper, bro? What would be the scariest thing to do?
Good movie.
Flimflam
Don't think closing your eyes could save you.
>>219683141I was spamming them months ago, now everyone's jumping on the bandwagon. baka
>>219701020>say her name
>>219701129their*
>>219683141Are there any genuinely fascistic Arthouse films?
>>219702285Triumph of The Will
bumpetic
>>219702338>state-funded>heavily promoted to the masses>shallow slop that wears its intent on the sleeveAre you the guy that also thinks Spielberg is "arthouse"?
goooood mornyan /film/ <3>>219687751made me check if she actually was his daughter because i saw a connection :(
>>21968314140 days until /ourgirl/'s Teenage Sex kino premieres at Cannes
>>219705209Die
>>219706232Cucked response.
>>219706261Fix your attitude.
>>219706278Sent that freak flying.
>>219706291>>219706278Silence cuck.
>>219706308And so the cuck was silenced.
How come mods autistically delete and ban all actress spam all over the board but completely ignore when it happens in this thread anyway?
>>219706798You're a very pathetic cuck
>>219707230Care to answer the question?If you made a thread about her on this board, they'd immediately go after you, and you know that. I don't even agree with that policy. I just wonder why they're being so inconsistent about it, especially when in here it's way more repetitive and off-topic than anywhere else.
>>219707277Why are you a cuck? Can you answer that?
>>219707392Come on, anon. Stop being a nuisance.
>>219707403Stop being a cuck. Its not hard, you just need to admit your appreciation for this beautiful and talented television and film actress. Go on, she is waiting.
Good morning Fixbros.I see the cucks are getting ornery lately. Sad!
>>219680060>>219683838you can get a constant width while keeping the original aspect ratio with scale=w=600:h=-1or force a min dimensions that fit the aspect ratio with: (if the height is divisible by 2 you get better results)scale='400:300:force_original_aspect_ratio=decrease:force_divisible_by=2'you can always check the documentationhttps://ffmpeg.org/ffmpeg-filters.html#Options-2
>>219707793Amanda Fix is GORGEOUS
>>219706278Kek too easy.
>>219708835The script also uses the height as an offset for the composition step though. So you need the value outside of just the rescale. Of course, if you can get the original size of the input video, it's not too hard to just automatically set the height to the corresponding value. Something like>$scaleSize_y = $original_y * ($scaleSize_x / $original_y)rather than setting both manually should do the trick. I'm too lazy how to look up the width and height of an input video with ffmpeg though.
>>219708870If you don't have eyes maybe
>>219709646Any good films about eyes, anons?
TWENTY EYEEEESIN MY HEAAAD
>>219704474get formalism pilled lil bro
>>219710569
>>219712157You cannot make an arthouse film that's also state-funded propaganda. No matter your style.
>>219712243I said "good", not "korean".
>>219712298Same difference
>>219712402By your standards maybe.
>>219712298Sent that gooklover flying.
>>219712263Soviet montage era movies are a staple in arthouses. KYS
>>219712938Who hurt you, anon?
>>219704474>wears its intent on the sleeveMuh subtelty
>>219712263Yes, you can.>>219713069I think he's waifufag aligned.
>>219713109Subtelty is what separates art from advertisement.
>>219713069After I pressed the post button I realized my reply was too belligerent. Mind that I was telling your dogmatic (You) to KYS, and not your real (You).
>>219713151
>>219713269Exactly.
We're all waifufag aligned here.
please respond
>>219713726My hunger strike is still going.
SAY HELLO 2 HEAVEN2 HEAVENYEAAAAAAAAAAAH
Guys great news. /ourwaifu/ Angry Rice has hairy armpits again.https://old.reddit.com/r/Hairycelebsreborn2/comments/1sjkbau/angourie_rice_australian_actress/
We're posting reddit pics of women now.
>>219714792Gross!
>>219714792>Hairycelebsreborn2What happened to Hairycelebsreborn1?
>>219714937Mandy would greatly benefit from that too.
>>219714861It is the new age.
>>219714983Amanda is naturally hairless
>>219714972The subreddit creator disappeared after some point and reddit deleted it.
>>219715048She had some good stubble in some pics.
>>219715101Many such cases.
>>219709361getVideoWidth() { ffprobe -v error -select_streams v:0 -show_entries stream=width -of csv=p=0 "$inputFilename"}getVideoHeight() { ffprobe -v error -select_streams v:0 -show_entries stream=height -of csv=p=0 "$inputFilename"}
>>219715150Blasphemy
>>219715515Your waifu is hairy hahahaha accept it cuck
>>219715676Silence cuck
>>219715353Well, here's your code then. Replace the line>$scaleSize_y = 320with:$original_x = ffprobe -v error -select_streams v:0 -show_entries stream=width -of csv=p=0 "$inputFilename"$original_y = ffprobe -v error -select_streams v:0 -show_entries stream=height -of csv=p=0 "$inputFilename"$scaleSize_y = [int](([int] $original_y * $scaleSize_x) / ([int] $original_x))You know what, here's the whole (Windows, *.ps1) script:https://pastebin.com/znyAq7tL
>>219714792Nice, and legs?
>>219717817Legpit hair?
Maggie is a cute!
>>219717874More armpits:https://old.reddit.com/r/angourierice/comments/1qvihqd/beauty/Legs lightly hairy in 2025:https://old.reddit.com/r/angourierice/comments/1nasdnw/angourie_at_the_2025_toronto_international_film/
Cannes fucked up this year, a bunch of big names are projected for parallel sections instead of Main Competition or Un Certain Regard at least. Like, how tf are you putting Radu Jude in Directors' Fortnight. I know Dracula was ass but come on. He is at a point where his next movie after this year's one will have Sebastian Stan in it. If Serra goes into Director's Fortnight that will be especially embarassing but considering his hubris he'll probably wait out till Venice.
>>219718768>He is at a point where his next movie after this year's one will have Sebastian Stan in it.What point is that supposed to be?
>>219719040I'll give you the point but you've got to suck my dick to get it.
>>219719040Big enough, with enough industry and hipster audience cred to be put into the Main Competition. But this year they especailly tried hard to scrape the bottom of the barell to push a bunch of french movies into it instead. Which sound boring as fuck. They always mandate a shit ton of french movies, but this year is particularly barren on any good ones. The body swap Lea Seydoux one I guess is interesting, cause it might be coom kino and it "perplexed" the programmers.
>>219719330Is it a really girly dick?
like cmon>The Birthday PartySet in a hamlet in rural France, the story follows a man and his wife, their daughter and an artist neighbor. As the man plans a surprise for his wife’s birthday, inexplicable happenings begin to disrupt the hamlet’s quiet existence before turning into a nightmarish chain of events when night falls. WHO CARES????>A Man of His Time MarreIn September 1940, Henri Marre arrives alone in Vichy as the newly formed regime of Marshal Pétain establishes its government. Hoping to secure a role in this shifting political landscape, he carries a manuscript he has written titled Notre salut, a text he believes could help guide France toward renewal after its collapse. Moving through offices, cafés, and corridors of influence, Henri tries to persuade officials and intermediaries to read and support his ideas. WHO CARES?????>Gentle MonsterAfter relocating with her family to the countryside, a renowned pianist uncovers a life-shattering truth that forces her to confront the complexities of love, trust, and deception. WHO CARES?????>Another DayGarance is a young actress, but not a star. She manages everything as best she can, valiant, cheerful, a soldier, and she finds in alcohol an unconditional fuel, a source of comfort. Garance changes her life and begins an eight-year journey of moves, work, encounters, parties and anxieties, joys and hardships… An intimate, friendly, and sexual revolution. But she consumes, more and more. Until the very possibility of death. WOW DRUK BUT IT'S A WOMAN, WHO CARES?????????????????????>A Woman's LifeGabrielle, a dedicated surgeon and head of a hospital department, is stretched thin by the weight of responsibility. There is little time left for her private life: a loving husband and a mother who depends on her care. Yet this is the life she wanted, the life she chose. When a novelist comes to observe her at work for a book, her balance begins to shift. WHO FUCKING CARES?????????????????????????????????
>>219719675I can stick a cute bow on it.
>>219719739Doesn't cut it for me, sorry.
>>219719793Duh. It's not supposed to. It's a pink velvet bow.
That's five out of six french films that sound like zzzzz.....mimimi....zzzzzz.....mimimi....core. And for those they cleared out space and put Refn out of competition. Schoenbrun in Un Certain Regard (yeah yeah, tranny slop, but rather that than all of that boring french shit), and Radu Jude and Serra and who knows what else potentially in Parallel Sections instead????? When the fuck will Fremaux retire.
>>219719939>and put Refn out of competitionIt's been literally decades since that hack has made anything worth watching
>Citizen KaneFollowing the death of publishing tycoon Charles Foster Kane, reporters scramble to uncover the meaning of his final utterance: 'Rosebud.' WHO CARES???? WOW HE SAID A WEIRD WORD! SO PROFOUND!!! WOW LET'S WATCH REPORTERS DO THEIR JOB!!!
>>219720111yeah but at least it would have been funny to see the critics subjected to a bunch of cringe 13 year old shit Refn doesinstead of seeing them overpraise boring ass french shit
>>219720111It's been only a decade, actually, and the movie in question (The Neon Demon) was a banger, actually.
>>219719931>pink velvetHe wooooore pink velveeeet.Pinker than velvet was schlong.Softer than satin was ... let's not go there.
>>219720331it was gay edgelord shit
>>219720379THAT PUSSY'S FUCKING DISGUSTING MAN. IT'S ONE OF THE WORST FUCKING PUSSIES I'VE EVER SEEN.
>>219720493Pretty much the best genre in all of cinema alongside busty girls with machineguns.
>>219720588grow up
>>219720777I'm your father, and I'm russian.
>>219720938sounds hot, let's have father son incest
>>219720588This is a small boob appreciation zone, buddy boy.
>>219721183Any good /film/s about this?
Cannes lost all credibility when they gave that movie with dogs yapping the whole runtime an award.
>>219721320Funeral Parade of Roses
We don't get any respect
>>219721320yes, from the Queer of FIlm himself
>>219721356no idea what you're talking about
>>219721356Was Barbara Stanwyck at Cannes?
>>219721428
>>219721253lets cosplay
>>219721724His wife has an insane ass.
>>219721477Oh this, but it was pretty good? You have poor taste. Liked Zhangke in it, shame about the AI slop stuff he is doing right now. CCP got his ass.They lost credibility by giving out shitty Palms. Fucking Panahi last year with a movie that filmed on-location theatre crap. He went back to Iran to serve his sentence. Since Amerimutts are now attacking Iran on behalf of Israel I think Iran should just ditch any pretense and kill that piece of shit traitor west cocksucker. Hang Jafar Panahi in public from a crane.
I wish she'd attend Cannes again, this time as jury president.>>219721253>>219721376This.
>>219721866Yeah, nigga.
will Nanako be at Cannes this year, i want to see her suffer
John Cassavetes: ordinary director that exploited his wife's acting skills Incredibly common among greek artists, how sad
>>219721864post it
>>219722426Shit that never happened, part #22.
>>219722426soul
>>219722661Actually realistic rating for Chinese Bookie. That movie's overrated af
>>219722740Which cut did you watch?
>>219722452OK.
>>219722740And unrealistic for Love Streams which is the most boring movie of all time. I'd rather watch the whole Chantal Akerman and James Benning filmographies ten times in a row than ever be forced to get through Love Streams.
>>219722775Don't know, don't think it matters. The sound and photography of the film is fucked as shit, and not in the le grimy, seedy 70s NYC way whatsoever.
>>219722426>John Cassavetes: inventor of both video and audio cassavetesFtfy.
When will the Kali Yuga end...
>>219723223>Next Movie? Fall Shoot ConfirmedIs that the title? Or why else the caps?
the "it was all a dream" ending actually seemed like a pretty common vehicle to end a movie in classic hollywood movies. that feels like such a tension deflating ending you wouldn't get away with nowadays, makes me wonder if audience back then loved that trope
>Pierre NineyHate him and his retarded nose. Very punchable face in general. That Gondry movie he was in was some obnoxious shit as well.
>>219723400I posted this in the other thread but I thought it was Garrel.
>>219723380Exempla?
>>219723645NTA, and I don't think it was common.But there are relatively popular plot interpretations of both Alice in Wonderland and Wizard of Oz as dream narratives.
You know Quebec is dire at cinema when Dolan joints and Red Rooms are considered high art over there
>>219723942Yeah, I think even back then niggas knew it was a lame ass plot device.>>219723985Sad! but I've got this image of Canada as an overall sucky place except for metal and women; their cinema is (mostly) ahh, and the -4 degree winters also seem like ahh. I wanna get to know their indigenous women, if you catch my drift; they're cute.
>>219723985Red Rooms is good but Xavier Dolan should get hate crimed
>social media is ummm badThanks Quentin, my mom says that all the time too
>>219724504Your mom is right and so is Dupieux. This movie was excellent, I have no idea why it got weak reviews.
>>219724504Unironically couldn't see myself without getting into fights on X, IG and 4chan, and also gooning to women (very important). Pre social media life was either very fun or very boring, now it is always at least entertaining.
>>219724380Why you using ahh? are we on tiktok?
>>219724852Yes.
>>219724578I'm a huge fan of Yannick. This one didn't really click for me. Didn't laugh at any point either.
>>219723645I watched this Crime & Punishment ripoff from the 1940s the other day where the whole movie is a college student kills his professor for money and then tries to escape the law. In the end it turns out it was all a dream, the professor that he killed in his dream writes him a cheque, and the girl he was in cahoots with in-dream he meets "for the first time" and they go for a date and it was just so lame and made the whole movie redundant and it made me think maybe audiences liked this kind of ending where they get to experience a thrill but they also get to go home happy, but I suppose it's just confirmation bias on my end
>>219725089I viewed more as just a dark spiral, it's probably Dupieux least comedic film and that's what I found particularly interesting.Yannick was amusing...but didn't impress me very much. My favourite films of his are Smoking Causes Coughing and Reality.
bodied that arthouse freak heh, soviet montage rules, your made up definitions suck a big one
>>219725444>soviet montage rulesYou do realize that you can like things without calling them "arthouse", right?
>>219725318Haven't seen those two yet, I'll check them out. I agree on the nihilism of the film, I probably went in with the wrong expectations
Man With a Movie Camera is probably the most overrated movie of all time (and boring as fuck).
>>219725544that's beside the point lil bro>>219725656posted it again award
>>219725719>posted it again awardStill a trvke.
>>219725719>beside the pointThat was the entire point of your post: "Fuck definitions, I like this thing, therefore I'll call it arthouse". And, yes, this sentiment is so retarded that it should be beside the point when we discuss film.
>>219725996you're conveniently forgetting my mention of soviet montage flicks being shown in arthouses. I wonder why? Are arthouse cycles ran by communist propagandists? Or is it because the films have artistic merits? I'm reading you, xoxo
>>219725996Intelectually dismiss that nigga; he only writes retarded shit because he's all about muh "russia numba one! we da best!", can't reason with people like that.
>>219726326???I'm not even Russian. Weakest ad hominem ITT.
rolling for a movie to watch, 0 is viewer's choice
>>219726411You're spiritually russian.
>>219726147>being shown in arthousesBrainlet argument. "Arthouses" are just cinemas that consider themselves non-mainstream. That doesn't mean that everything some of them decide to show is therefore "arthouse".I'm sure most "arthouses" even show big-budget mainstream films from time to time, particularly older mainstream films. Does that make, say, Gone With the Wind "arthouse"?There's a reason we have definitons.
Invader Zim mogs all of this shit btw.>>219726479Texas Chainsaw Massacre was shown in arthouses on release (deservedly), as well as old porno joints like Salon Kitty (undeservedly).
>>219726471Harshest insult ever uttered at someone.
I NEED AN EASY FRIEND
>>219719939Schoenbrun is making Teenage Sex kino with Amanda Fix. Best film at Cannes.
>>219727604BASED!What kind of dress do you guys think Amanda will wear to Cannes?
>>219728015The hood streets say she will go buttnaked
>>219727604>>>219728015You are indeed an enemy of /film/. May the curses in your house never cease and your brickwork fall into rebellious lands.
>>219728015What does this have to do with the topic of film?If she comes wrapped in toilet paper, will this make any difference to the film she starred in?
>>219728101He really is, i don't get why him and the kdgfag come here, they're clearly not into classics and arthouse and just come here to troll.
birkinfag's extremely malebrained attempt to seem girlbrained is so cringe. just stop it nigga you will never be her....
>>219728328>>219728239Are you cucks perhaps jealous that Amanda Fix is going to Cannes and your trash waifus arent?
>>219728637He's replicating the speech patterns but he's too malebrained to actually care for fashion and bad romcoms and doomscrolling Instagram and other stuff girls like
>>219728650>waifusThat's a Japanese concept that applies to anime or manga characters. Not real life actors as you seem to think.This means that the reason nobody's waifu goes to Cannes is pretty obvious.It also means that the plural of "waifu" does not come with a plural-s and is just "waifu". And that you're on the wrong board if you want to have that kind of discussion.
He kinda looked like Jean-Pierre Leaud desu
Man, girls are so baseeeeed...>FashionThe shit>Bad romcomsThey don't exist>Doomscrolling InstagramWhat else is there to do lmaoThey also give food for free (milk, blood), and clean the house and shit!
>>219728637He gae tho
>>219729158>Bad romcoms>They don't existDude. Hallmark have built a whole business empire on making bad romcoms.
>>219729123He looks more like an FtM Harper.
>>219729313I obviously was memeing, but I unironically enjoy that slop. I think Pretty Woman is actually underrated.
>>219729561>I unironically enjoy that slop.From what I've seen of them, they have like a dozen different actresses for their main roles, half of them decent (or at least cute enough for me to not notice) and the other half abysmal. They also have maybe five different actors for their love interests, and they're all terrible. It also seems like they have only one single writer and no more than a handful of directors. Which means that not only are those romcoms terrible films, but they're also all basically the same plot, with the same pool of actors, filmed in a similar way. At some point, it's gotta get boring if you keep watching those.
>>219729123You might be faceblind my friend.
>>219729561>Hallmark romcoms>Pretty Woman Wtf mom, you're posting on /film/?
>>219729828Always some dogshit plot that goes like "oh frick there's a snowstorm and now I'm trapped with this canadian handsome dude in my house, this sucks!", type beat.>>219729904Yeah, nigga.
Did someone say Hallmark?
cinema transcend us all
>>219729051You are a cuck. Amanda Fix laughs at you
>>219730451>Always some dogshit plot that goes like "oh frick there's a snowstorm and now I'm trapped with this canadian handsome dude in my house, this sucks!", type beat.Mmh ... I'm far more familiar with the "successful but frustrated career woman is sent back to her hometown for some reason and falls in love with her down-to-earth handyman childhood friend" plotline. Or sometimes the childhood fried is her boss instead.>>219730475She's mainly in that Christian romance stuff though, isn't she?
>>219730591Transcendental chomping
>>219730591*stab*
>>219730881I like how her eyes seem to be staring at an endless horizon. Truly transcendental.
What the fuck happened to Brian De Palma?
>>219731801Gave up to the hitchcockian virus, I guess, but CageSnakeEyes is an underrated banger.
>>219731801He got completely fucked over by the producers while making The Black Dahlia Murder. Speaking of, I highly recommend The Devil's Candy by Julie Salamon. It's a great read about how a massive Hollywood project featuring A-listers and major studio backing can completely fall apart.
WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE A CURSE
>>219731801What do you mean, those are all good.
>>219732761Your taste is cooked.
>>219730800>She's mainly in that Christian romance stuff though, isn't she?Not really, unless you consider all those Hallmark holiday flicks Christian/faith-oriented.
>>219733710Only those that at some point drop that "god wants us to be XYZ" bull.Which is a surprising amount of them.
took a step outside of kino-ing bc you faggots told me i needed to remember how bad it really is out there.watched the fifth element HOLY FUCK THIS IS SO GOD DAMN SHITTY AND RETARDED HOW THE FUCK CAN PEOPLE UNIRONICALLY WATCH THIS FUCKING SHIT LET ALONE CAPESHIT SUPERSLOP I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE ASSBLASTED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!!
>>219729904there are people here that unironically watch kdramas
what's his endgame? stealing movies without even dropping a like.
on the 'favishoutout my boy Rai Tre
>>219737205why isn't it moving? did the script break again?
>>219737322that was an hour and forty minutes of moving pictures. they need a break
What do we think of this foid's letterboxd?https://letterboxd.com/xajnie/films/
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>>219736865>8,633
>>219734547Besson is complete ahh; not a single good joint, but as a comedian he's great. I was pissing shit laughing at Valeryan when the piece of shit came out.
Besson is like Ang Lee without the woo woo shit that gives Lee character
>>219740595subway is fine i guess but my problem isnt with besson specifically its with the unlimted about of slop that is exactly like it. the fifth element plainly put is the most generic cringeworthy ass slop ever put on film
Besson is like Bresson but without the R.
>>219739977I shagged her.
>>219741258How many stars?
>>219739977>0 films made before 1970grim
>>219739977Abysmal.
>>219741336fucking RIGHT that BITCH
>>219739977truly abhorrent
Most foids are so fucking tasteless. They make most of "film twitter"Foids killed goodreads and they are crawling all over letterboxd. I hate the guys too but foids I hate
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Awful end to the thread.
>>219741656Probably best to just avoid those types entirely instead of promoting them here, eh?
>>219741234TRVTH NVKE
bump of /film/
