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star trek sex with shran
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Can't believe Dukat generated a holo-image of himself as the Emissary and shared it on all subspace frequencies.
>>219702435At least he knows how to fight like a man. That's more than can be said about some other characters I've seen.
That's because he always was a real man.
undress with m'ress
>>219703041I refuse to believe he did any real racing.>look it up>did hot laps and celebrity things for NASCAR promo evrntsI fucking knew it.
Are there any TOS experts that could answer a question for me? I just watched That Which Survives. When the ship is locked into high warp drive and is 15 minutes from exploding, Scott crawls into an access tube to try to make fixes to keep the ship from blowing up. This makes sense to me. But, then Spock has Lt. Rahda prepare to jettison the pod along Scott on his order. Why? If jettisoning the pod will save the ship, then why not do it before the 15 minues are up and give Scottie a few seconds to get clear before hitting the jettison button? If it won't save the ship, then why bother with the jettison at all?
>>219704496maybe they wanted to kill scotty
>>219702435Do you think those actors expected Shatner to do that? They look genuinely taken aback
>>219704496its basically jeffttison the fuel pod, later reworked to jettison the warp core
>the enterprise is too busy patroling the neutral zone to help with the kilingons or cardassians and dominion war, but they said they could spare worf
>>219705957The Dominion would've just ganked the Enterprise if it did show up. They wrote the whole USS Odyssey storyline specifically to show that this would happen. A single Galaxy class ship would make no difference to the war.
>>219705994its a sovereign class you pleb
>>219704496it scotty didnt fix it they would most likely all die anyway
>>219705994the cardies kidnapped picard because they knew enterprise would take the lead in any conflict, it being the flagship and all. its just proof that the feds didnt care about the retarded bajorans and the problems they caused for themselves.
On behalf of Nutrek I offer peace, You say what?
>>219706256
Just ordered the first season of 80s Twilight Zone on DVD, partially because of the high concentration of Trek actors.Quite like the original series but only seen maybe one episode of the 80s show before. Great theme song and incidental music by the Grateful Dead too.
>>219706256>>219706309
>>219707838thanks
>>219707870ENT mirror intro is still my second favorite intro in all of Trek. You just can't beat TNG, but man, does it come close.
What was going on with all the quarreling in the last thread? Was it because they were hungry?
>>219703041>no mention of horsesHuh
>>219708114As far as I can tell there’s at least 3 very distinct autists who frequent these threads that you should under no circumstances engage with
>>219708114There's a halfway decent shitposter that likes to come into this general and rile up the locals. Sometimes he manages to get them fighting each other and it burns through the post limit fast. Thankfully it doesn't usually propagate between them, so he has to start again in the new one.
>>219708207I hope it’s me
rom should have been executed before the vorta came through the wormhole
>>219705957>we can't have the Enterprise or any Soveriegn for that matter on screen, it'll just confuse people!>later: shows an IntrepidObviously they backwards justified it because they needed the sets, but they could have been using alll those Enterprise-E sets no problem if they wanted, people aren't retarded
>>219708153Horse riding/husbandry wasn't a cool young man thing to do in thr 70s. It was for kids and old people that liked westerns and playing cowboys and indians. And women. Always women. It would've detracted from the polyathlete professional the puff piece was going for.
>Oochie woochie coochie coo?
>>219708302Yeah, it's annoying. And then you have Netflix who came to conclusion, that they need to dumb down scripts.
>>219708320Akoocheemoya
>>21970632790s Outer Limits has a lot of Trek actors in it too.
>>219706021Looks like a Galaxy to me, mate.
>>219708302>people aren't retardedWorth remembering that when a Sovereign turned up in Picard S2 many people assumed it was the Enterprise even though it was just an incidental ship in a fleet of ships, it wasn't even big on the screen. Berman's autism was proven right.
>>219705994>The Dominion would've just ganked the Enterprise if it did show up.Nuh huh, because Geordi and Data would you multi tachyon anti polarity field (that they just pulled out of their ass), to deflect all of Dominion weapons, and then hack all their ships to blow up or something.
>>219706256And I, on behalf of the Old, accept.
>>219708823Don't fall for his tricks, old man.
i would give my left nut for a new trek about people on a federation ship getting into episodic adventures like 5-10 years after the end of DS9
Female captains, amirite
>>219708982Let Troi pilot the ship, what's the worst that can happen
>>219708617The Ent D (Galaxy-class) was wrecked by letting Troi drive it, before the Dominion war started. The Ent E (Sovereign-class) not being present for the war is what the guy you replied to was complaining about.
>>219708982>>219709079Imagine being off duty in the mess hall/ten forward, enjoying a nice meal when this shit happens.
>>219708982Even Mitchell BurntHam couldn't escape it.
>>219709160they were on red alert by then so everyone would be at duty station or in their quarters. but that would be humorous
I bet this guy and Odo would have gotten along.
The drug dealer's mask was cool though. Reminds me of one of the demons from Shin Megami Tensei.
>>219708923S-sorry but the truce is officialy I guess.
>oh boy! I just love investigating gaseous anomalies!
>>219709773It's like someone turned an animation smear into a ship design
>>219709849Ship's perpetually going into warp
>>219709184There’s an unusual amount of women on the bridge when the D crashes too. At least 50%
What an absolute unit
>>219710540i remember in the book in the part about this episode, Bob Blackman saying how he had to redesign Cardie uniforms so they'd be able to cast fat people.
Nice cinematographyAlso god I love this scenehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7AvdDMDIn8
>>219710983What's with all the toy guns in the background.
Star Trek
>use orb of time to go back and build Dukat a statue>billions of lives saved
Sorry that your favorite show got wokeified and killed.
>>219711825I don’t really care anymore. It doesn’t change the fact that the stuff I like exists
>>219711872Well they cant take that from you, though I'm sure they will try.
>>219706256Rest in piss nutrek
>>219711680>It's NERF or nothing, Commander
>>219707949VOY is objectively the best Trek intro
>>219708982This was Harry's fault
>>219712767Voyager should have just enhanced their warp drive like their demon planet duplicates did, it wouldn't have destabilized real people.
>>219712911but then they would get home
>>219710983The first four series were framed specifically for 4:3, and I'm really glad the remasters preserved that.
It's William Sadler's 76th birthday!
They should do something like Picard, but with Archer.
>>219714610>it's revealed Sloane's name is Luther>he concludes he's wasted his life violating his own beliefs in order to preserve them>that people are what they do rather than what they espouse to believekino
>>219714754>They should do something like PicardThey should not do that
>>219702394Did LT. Barclay have episodes outside of TNG?
>>219715030Several on Voyager, yeah. He's instrumental in establishing contact between them and the Federation, and in getting the Doctor back and forth to cure Zimmerman.
>>219714754There's a pitch for such a show with him as the president of the Federation
>>219715030he has a few eps of VOY.
>>219715093oh fug I need look them up. none in that DS9?
>>219715093I like the one with him and the holodeck recreation of Voyager. Dwight did a great job in that one.
borg nanotech is dumb and i hate it.
>>219715093>Several on Voyager, yeah. He's instrumental in establishing contact between them and the Federation, and in getting the Doctor back and forth to cure Zimmerman.He even appears in VOY season 1.
>>219712911>Voyager should have just enhanced their warp drive like their demon planet duplicates did, it wouldn't have destabilized real people.That's what made it such a kino 'sode.>the demon crew is constantly patting themselves on the back for coming up with such an amazing redesign for the warp drive>they're puffed up with the idea that they're going to be famous for creating it when they get back to Earth>realize they're all mimic goo>broadcast an SOS to the real VOYboys>demon ship goes splat just before Voyager arrives>Voyager: "Huh... weird. Well, let's turn around and keep heading for Earth."The audience is left with the realization that the Voyager crew was almost given a technology that would have gotten them back to Earth in record time if not for the missed connection.
>>219715140He's great at portraying Barclay going from absolutely at ease on the holodeck to constantly dropping spaghetti irl without making it obnoxious. It's nice to see him go outside of his comfort zone to help Voyager too, risking not just embarrassment but punishment as well in order to do that right thing. As soon as it works he's rightly praised for it, too. I liked seeing that.
Don't forget Barclay's cameo in First Contact
Why did they make so many DS9 alternate universe episodes? They weren't good enough imo to keep doing them.
>>219702394>Who wants a warm martini?Words to live by.
>>219716037>the angry black man>cunty 2nd in command>the young doctor>the slut>the irishmanwhat else are they supposed to do with such boring characters? one day im going to go through and count the episodes that are carried by supporting cast. i think its more than half of ds9.
>>219716487i like how in tos alcohol is something only the doctor and the scotsman are allowed to dispense.
>>219716591The lead Engineer and backup captain having unlimited drinking privileges is how you know TOS is a product of the 1960s
>>219716037they were fun for the writers and actors.
>>219717585their job was to enterain the audience, not each other.
>>219716037mirror kira is enough to justify them all
Jesus Christ this is painful to watch and for the reasons I think they'd hoped
>>219718166Imagine if it was just Data there looking around shrugging like the travolta meme
>>219718166They should have just found a letter she wrote and have Crosby narrate, rather than the hologram shit. Play it over recycled clips of her fighting. Are we supposed to believe every crewmate recorded a eulogy for their own funeral, or only the one who actually ended up dying? Because I'd love to see Worf's hologram.>If you are watching this, then I have died gloriously in battle.
>>219718663>root beer for all!
>>219718663>>If you are watching this, then I have died gloriously in battle.> they find him like a week later in his ship’s only surviving escape pod
>>219718663>If you're seeing this message, investigate Keiko for my murder. I always knew she'd do me in one day, god help me
>>219715350him struggling to get a word in when trying to do the right thing for VOY was easily the most convincing and relatable bit from the character. like out of all the goofy spaghetti spilling moments he had in TNG, him finally taking a stand and clarifying himself was genuinely great
Should I bother with Voyager after I finish DS9? The general impression I get is that Janeway is cool but everyone else is a whinging pussy with a punchable face
>>219717363Who was going to stop him?
>>219705994we did see two of them totally fuck shit up in the war later on, but that was obviously a little fanservice in the end i suppose
>>219718166>Jesus Christ this is painful to watch and for the reasons I think they'd hoped20 minutes late, I notice I accidentally a word*NOT for the reasons I think they'd hoped
>>219718663>Are we supposed to believe every crewmate recorded a eulogy for their own funeral>HolodeckGPT, based on Tasha Yar's logs, recreate what her eulogy might look like so we can have a funeral
>>219718969Watch it, the show's decent overall, the actual good characters float to the top and drive most of the stories. It's worth it even if the show can be a bit hit or miss. I mean, what else are you gonna watch? Discovery?
>>219719235grim
>>219717793She's cringe.
>>219719235What episode?
>>219719235You've had that screenshot sitting in your hard drive for eight and a half years?
>>219719403https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Choose_Your_Pain_(episode)whatever this bullshit was>>219719413i probably posted it before 8 years ago but i stumbled upon it again, suck my dick
>>219719554>https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Choose_Your_Pain_(episode)LMAO, if this is truer Trek than TOS, that Discovery fandom is full of idiots.
>>219718663i never had a job where I put my life on the line but Im pretty sure that people who do prepare final messages in advance and regularly update them
>>219719235I don't fully understand the mentality of a person like this. Some I get, they're so attached to the franchise name they've lost all agency and self respect. That's not what this is though, if that were the case he would be saying how the new stuff stands tall with the old stuff. Instead its just flat out "old stuff lame new stuff good"
>>219719262Was thinking of picking up Remington Steele, but lacking any decent sites to stream it from, I guess I'll give Voyager a shot
>>219719235NuTrek is brain rot.
>>219719413I can top that
>>219702394Bridge Commander is awesome.
>>219720598lmaoKino.
>>219718969Voyager has some really interesting episodes. The crew admittedly isn't as strong as DS9 or TNG but some of them are alright
>>219719235Dementia is a scary thing, I would rather be dead than turn into this.
Feel like I'm getting cucked by Worf bros. Been watching DS9 and waifuing Jadzia who's almost identical to the girl I was friendzoned by, now I have to see them being in a relationship and her kissing him and I don't like this at all.
>>219721331t. Julian
>>219703564So you have to nitpick to find something to use to criticize the man? Makes me wonder how your own abilities would stack up against Shatner's in his prime. Let's see... Strong, handsome, fit, sportsman Shatner, next to a weak, fat, pimple faced recluse who pompously sits in judgement of his betters.Guess who wins. Protip: it isn't you.
STV still sucks, Bill.
>>219703564you foolish fool you. https://thethirdturn.com/wiki/William_Shatner/Results/Toyota_Pro-Celebrity_Race
I like barclay
>>219720598How in the fu-
>>219718166Why is she in the Windows XP wallpaper?
>Today is the end of the Civilian Government. The end of a regime that acquiesces to disorder. At this very moment in a system far from here, the Detapa Council lies to the Cardassian people while appeasing the onslaught of the loathsome Klingons. This fierce machine which you have built, upon which we stand will bring an end to the Council, to their cherished fleet. All remaining systems will bow to the Second Order and will remember this as the last day of Civilian Governance! Fire!>*Dukat Base fires gigantic warp speed laser beams which rip through subspace and blow up all the planets in the Cardassian system*>Damar: Sir, we've just destroyed our home planets!>Dukat: Shit...
Laddie.......you think you might wanna......rephrase that?
Can the trasnporter change me into a woman by chance.
>>219725385Only a child
>>219725385There's alien technology for that.
>>219703041This guy is obviously an insecure poser. Do you not see that?
i wonder what became of alexander. he was a good guy.
Odo could’ve just killed the female changeling and transformed into her to stop the war
>>219727041odo was a traitor working for the dominion the entire time
>>219706256good Nutrek:Star Trek (2009)Star Trek: Lower Decks (complete series)Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (seasons 1&2)
>>219725184>i said>your mother will be forced to live in the streets, begging for scraps of food
>>219727443its all shit, actually
>>219706256Decanonize yourself.
>well, that happened
>>219727846>god damned star fleet and their god damned safety regulations>if i want to expose myself to extemely dangerous contagions its nobodys business but my own
>>219727041he did transform into her but it was just to kill some Cardies and a random Vorta
>>219728455in my opinion that was the most brilliant part of his ruse to steal the cure for space AIDS
>>219727443SNW S3 was mostly fine, except for the finale which was bootleg Discovery trash. I like it enough that I hope they don't fuck the series finale but I'm prepared to be disappointed.I hope they have Ortegas and La'an be more alien racist.
>>219727846>we need to kill everyone who knows about these, they’re too horrible>but they can cure O’Brien easily back at the station What is wrong with that species
QWORF!MAN THE TORPEGOS!
>It'll be all right. Our technology can revive me even if I'm brain dead for two minutes.
>>219720598>>219702547trek, it's kino!
>>219726643Let's see your own personal pic and bio, you repulsive fat ass. I'll wager you're not even close to the man Bill Shatner was in his youth. So fuck off with your lame assed criticism of a man whose worth is far beyond anything you could ever dream to accomplish.
so why does shran call all humans pinkskins when he's seen ensign mayweather? are andorians blind?
>>219730673Brown's a type of pink.
>>219729098They might change the finale to be a giant fuck you to Paramount. It’s obvious the finale was meant to lead into a full fledged TOS remake. Well, that got pushed back another 15 years.
>>219730836no
>>219727443>Star Trek: Lower Decks (complete series)>Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (seasons 1&2)are those really good? I could watch something new now
>>219731091>SNW has 2 more seasons>S3 finale was in 2261>Kirk's 5 year mission begins in 2265 with "Where No Man Has Gone Before">Very likely S5 will end with the commencement of Kirk's 5 year missionhow will they explain the ship suddenly looking dogshit I wonderAlso it's been like 2 years since I last saw The Menagerie, why does Pike step down from literally the best job in Starfleet again?
>>219731318lower drecks is okay if you like to masturbate to crudely drawn cartoons but otherwise its steady march from tolerable parody to asinine late rick and morty trash. strange new worlds is bad and not worth watching but it has some redeeming qualities like being more episodic and more heterosexual. had it been the first entry in nutrek it might have been salvagable but the shits jusr too deep to climb out of
>>219731439those arent the same timelines so im not going to think about it
>>219702394You just pissed off i'm not totally naked so you can stare are my cock.
It was a pickle Rick hazard
Maybe the next Trektoon should take cues from Smiling Friends instead of R&M and capitalize off the void.
>>219732494paw patrol is a more viable model
>>219732494>smile>death on all sidechoose one.
Why the fuck did he steal a candle?
this show has everything trekkies have been asking for
>>219732940he was on that horse
>>219732748This doesn't really exist.
>>219733073its real and its fabulous
>>219702435Shoulder checking someone with your full mass is a real thing but I have no clue why he jumped
>>219727443>Star Trek (2009)Nutrek started with Discovery. The Kelvin movies are their own thing.
>>219733149It's a faake. Never seen it referenced outside of /trek/.
>>219733300How many currently-airing Nickelodeon shows can you name besides SpongeBob?
>>219704496Because while it would save the ship, it would leave them stranded in deep space with no way to warp out, which is a very bad thing obviously. It's just less bad and has a higher chance of eventual rescue and survival than flat out exploding. By Spock's logic, there are 3 outcomes, ranked in order of desirability:>Scotty fixes the warp drive, the ship is saved, and everyone lives.>Scotty and the pod are jettisoned, Scotty dies, the ship is left adrift but intact.>The ship explodes and everyone dies.
>>219733050You ain't cool till you get sucked off by a Borg slut while mainlining simultaneously in both arms at the same time. Night City is wild.
>>219732940It was a fire hazard
The prime directive is fucking retarded and there is no virtue to allowing lesser developed civilizations to suffer through disease, war and death when you can elevate them past those growing pains immediately. If anything, the Federation has a moral obligation to do the exact opposite of it.
>>219733490The opposite of the prime directive is colonialism.
>>219733490The prime directive can be both good and bad. Your example is when it's bad. Plenty of other examples where Starfleet ruined a civilization because they stuck their nose in their business.
>>219733490Yes but that’s a lot of work.
>>219733572Only if the goal is to conquer and subjugate, as opposed to uplift and elevate.>>219733652Fair enough.
>>219733572Colonialism was comfy in retrospect
>>219733719> Only if the goal is to conquer and subjugate, as opposed to uplift and elevateLiterally all proponents of colonialism said this. Didn’t you learn “the white mans burden” in school?
>>219733719>Only if the goal is to conquer and subjugate, as opposed to uplift and elevate.Both effectively the same thing, as they would erase the culture of the less advanced races. no different from what the borg do, really.
>>219733786Some asshole claiming he is your friend so he can stab you in the back doesn't mean everyone claiming they are your friend is using it as a front for betrayal.
>>219733490Just hack the Borg to turn them into terraformers and hop on a ship and get shit done.
>>219733805It would drastically alter it, for sure, but the skipping of untold years of suffering and struggle is worth the changing of any culture. Imagine early human tribes bashing each other's heads in with rocks because they think the other tribe poisoned their well, because they have no conception of disease. Elevating them would surely change whatever culture they possessed, but that's a small price to pay.>no different from what the borg doThe borg mentally and physically enslave people and completely remove their own minds and personality. For all intents and purpose, they murder them. It's completely different.
>>219734052pre-warp civilizations would be absorbed by the borg fairly easy when the federation had trouble with them at first. it's foolish move considering the borg is real.
>>219733876No people actually believed it at the time. The way they teach history is too adversarial. Most humans don’t and cants act like Grima Wormtongue.
>When wardrobe hands you a tablecloth to wear
>>219716591You legally can't prevent a Scotsman from drinking. It's considered an international war crime.
>>219703564>trying to discredit Based BillNot on my watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmIsg6ca3QI
>>219734528when smiling friends went off air iran got bombed... you take away scottlands booze and goodbye britian.
>>219718969So far I've been enjoying it. There's some freaky alien concepts in there, and I get a real kick out of Tuvok's character. For the most part it's like a slightly more bland TNG.
>>219735155fuck off /pol/tard. i'm sick of seeing /pol/shit 24/7 on /tv/ these days.
>>219718969Voyager is great, ignore DSNs
>>219734405Most TNG season one was like that.>We spent all our costume budget on Farpoint and Big Goodbye. Quick pull the drapes down and run them through a sewing machine.
>>219735991His voice upsets me to this day. Look at him, just look. There's no way he should have any voice other than a high pitched impish jester affectation.
>>219735991Season 1 had the most elaborate costumes you’re nuts. After that everyone starts wearing kindergarten teacher jumpers and brown vests
>how she answers the door on Sunday morning after telling you to stop by her dorm to work on your group project
What a menace
>>219736469Poor Bashir. Not even the station bicycle would give him a ride.
Love Mirror, Mirror, but I wish we could’ve seen more of Mirror Universe Kirk and the others who teleported to the other universe. At least Spock with a goatee was cool.
>>219718663>If you're watching this, that means I'm dead. Geordi, please, please, PLEASE delete my private holodeck program list without viewing them.
>>219736739He has a self driving car
>>219733399thanks. this majes logical sense.
>>219736838That just means he’s special. R-right?
Computer, activate Emergency Neelix Hologram.
>>219735712People are angry and want Smiling Friends back. People wanna smile so it's time for a holy war.
She should have kept her fringe for ds9
>>219736838but have you tried cocaine and liquor?
>>219737384
>>219737350That program has been deleted
>>219737557aye
>Rule of Acquisition #112 — Never have sex with the boss’ sister
>ywn kick the gong around with tasha not cool man
>>219737940quark is responsible for the fall of ferengi society
>>219739122True. I don’t understand why the Nagus doesn’t get deposed though. He broke ape law
>>219718663When DS9 is being evacuated in 3 part season 2 opener Sisko gives Jake a letter that he tells him to wait on opening, pretty clear it's for in case he's killed.Later during the Dominion war Miles hands someone, I think Julian, a data rod with recordings for his family in case he doesn't survive the mission he's about to go on and mentions that he records a new one before he's sent out on anything dangerous.
Set phasers to "exploding heads"
DS9 is extremely emotional compared to previous series.
>>219739767I'm not saying this is bad. I love the emotional episodes. I'm just pointing it out.
>>219739767how dare you
>Troi can tell I booked an appointment because I'm extremely horny and heard about Broccoli's holodeck programWhat do you think her prescription would be?
>>219739767It has very little sci-fi, relatively speaking
>>219739855alright maybe I'm forgetting some episodes.Nevermind. TNG is the best of Trek I've seen so far.
this lying cunt…
>>219740102>socialisation>s
>>219740102what do you mean by that, sir?
>The Visitor>Nana Visitor is barely in it
>>219740102That episode is pretty problematic >LAL: Gender female.>TROI: That's right, Lal. Just like me.>LAL: Gender male.>DATA: Correct.>LAL: I am gender neuter. Inadequate.>DATA: That is why you must choose a gender, Lal, to complete your appearance.>LAL: What are criteria?>DATA: Access your data bank on sexuality, level two. That will define the parameters.>TROI: Whatever you choose will be yours for your lifetime. It's a decision that will affect how people interrelate with you.
>Star Trek: Voyager>not a single 'sode is about V'ger
>>219740402yeah you'd think they could change genders by then.
>>219740435>Star Trek: Voyager>not even 1 oyager let alone 5
>>219740463Why would you want to? If you don’t hate yourself. They’ve cured self-hatred
>>219740544I personally don't want to. I enjoy being a man.I'm just saying that in Heaven changing gender is as easy as changing an outfit.
>>219740656They wear the same thing every single day though
>>219739855I remember only two things from this episode:>Kirk casually spanking dudes on the ass after a training session, no homo of course>"There's no right way to hit a woman, Charlie."
can you niggas see the Delphic Expanse/Azati Prime here? I like knowing my bearings.
>>219710983I like how Sisko's got a smirk about it - like "yeah, that's how a man gets it done!" - and when Dukat looks at Kira with a smug expression she just turns away, seething and malding in the face of Cardassian superiority.>>219702342Exactly! The moopsies are no threat to the Founders . . . but to the solids? Those violent, bone-filled solids?
>>219741162There's something really funny to me about measuring distance in space because there is functionally no point in caring about any of it between planets or space stations because it's just emptiness.
Hated Sisko from the very first episode. I understand grief but he's far removed from the death of his wife and he knows that there is literally nothing voluntary about being assimilated and yet he's STILL a complete cunt to Picard, acting as if though he was responsible for what happened. Combined with the godawful performance and I just can't with this show.
>>219741455Yea I could tell just from looking at him he was a bad seed. Something about his complexion just rubbed me wrong.
>>219741455>not slurping his nuts from the back is "being a cunt" ok
>>219741541You're a dishonest prick and I hope you get hit by lightning
>>219740304>Nana Visitor in Star Trek James Bond parody>her brother was an actual glowie inspiration for James Bond irl
>>219740717>>"There's no right way to hit a woman, Charlie."One of the few times Kirk was wrong... By today's standards, anyway.
>>219740485When I was younger I used to legitimately thought there were 8 other Deep Space shows I had to watch before starting DS9.
>>219730673I think he assumed Mayweather was a different species.
>>219741278I got a bone for you right here
>>219741455Sisko was such a bootlicker compared to past captains too
>>219713064I just watched that episode, are you me?
>NOO WHY WONT YOU GIVE US YOUR TECHNOLOGY>sorry but your planet will blow up and while we can do something about it we wontstarfleet is so hypocritical
>>219742534Planets and people have to die. It's part of life.
>And what about the crew stranded 70 years away from home who started allowing ChatGPT to use up holodeck time because a 1-year old they let onboard thought it was a real person?>This one actually happened.
>>219742534Planets can be rebuilt.
>>219742613It really is crazy. He deleted a medical database because the Cardassian doctor was a chud according to on crew member, went insane over basic medical ethics, filled his programming with pornographic subroutines, singing subroutines, subroutines devoted to leering and leeching the female crewmembers, almost abandons the ship to become an opera singer, transports to the alpha quandrant to work out the daddy issues he added to his programming, writes a holonovel insulting the and denigrating the crew, sends it to earth without telling anyone… I could go on and on
>>219731318They're not *bad*. They don't quite scratch the itch, but it comes close. Also Prodigy is good.
>>219731439>Kirk's 5 year mission begins in 2265 with "Where No Man Has Gone Before"No?
Hit best of both worlds on my latest rewatch and I have the same thought I've always had with this episode: it's great but not really an all-timer. The second part is noticeably weaker too but even the first part just doesn't land the way it presumably did for audiences when it was airing. I usually don't care about outdated visuals but for the borg it's always been a bit too goofy and the idea of an assimilating hivemind is no longer a novel concept at all so the thematic elements of loss of self and culture don't feel as punchy, especially after having watched voy.
You now remember this was a thing.
>>219743169Is it worth a watch? I think Dal is cute.
>>219743169I dropped STD in the second season and haven't watched a second of nutrek since. I genuinely hope Kurtzman dies a painful death. Gods wrath already took Orci and I like to think it was for his role in mutilating the corpse of trek
>>219743169This is the only semi-bearable thing in the entire decade of Kurtzman trek, and it's still not worth watching.
>>219743107>best of both worldshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ckJx97IDeUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaPLbgHfw44https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj0plbE8LYEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip48NBZa_TQ
>>219720667stop stretching it, dont you know theres a fix for proper 16:9 support?
>>219743388Neat, thanks.
>>219704769I believe they may have been acting.
>>219743794They stumble pretty awkwardly like they didn’t expect it
>>219743020uh yeah niggatwas the pilot after all
>>219743931they are good actors
>>219742816Don't even try it, sucka
>>219745923It's the biggest joint ever
janny wake up
>>219734377>Most humans don’t and cants act like Grima Wormsteinftfy
>>219741784Jannies ban you for mentioning that
I never realized Iggy Pop was on DS9 until today. Had a "why does he look so familiar?" moment.
>>219749726I never realized William Shatner was on TOS until today. Had a "why does he look so familiar?" moment.
I fucking hate the chink in TOS. And the russian. Useless characters
>>219743218Nutrek will never die. Kurtzman is ETERNAL. But you will.
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>>219743366you are wrong
>>219750732Moopsy?
>>219743169Why did they choose Voyager to get a cartoon sequel?
>>219750732https://youtu.be/vlez2Dtu95E?feature=shared Oh god this is real
>>219752099>Kirk>Janeway>Archer>JR>Picard>Sisko
>>219745675for you
>>219752155chubby bionic commando Vulcan > the smug guy who beat them at baseball > T'Pol's bitchy mom > Tuvok > T'Pau (TOS) > Spock > Selar > Kirstie Alley > *
Disregard bitches, acquire logic.
>>219752029The people making nuTrek really love Voyager if you haven't noticed
Scotty would've stopped The Burn.
>>219750732>>219752099Don't they realize what the corn stalk symbolizes with Gen Z?Porn. It's an algorithm-friendly way of saying porn.
>>219752029Foids.
It’s funny how everyone thought socialization and conversation would be hardest for an artificial intelligence when it’s the easiest
Anyone else still having issues with the captcha or posts taking ages to go through? The site has been bugging out for me ever since the maintenance ended.
>>219753007They expected intelligence to be some sort of miracle
>>219753007LLMs are giant predictive text mechanisms. They don't think; they calculate the probability of the next word in the chain. And they still mainly communicate through text and don't understand spoken nuance.
>Harry falls in love with a holodeck character>Tuvok tries to teach him Vulcan detachment>she falls for Tuvok instead>she's a yandere stalker>takes over the ship>Tuvok finds her real body>she's actually a femcel playing Second Life>Tuvok and Harry make up over a game of Jengathis episode was a goddamn rollercoaster>>219753025It's happening to me too.
>>219753064Just like everyone around me>>219753025Yes. I just thought it was the ketamine I’m doing
Am I alone in finding it weird when they ask Data questions that the ship's computer would be obviously better suited to answer? It feels like the writer didn't want to interrupt the flow of the scene by having a character stop and talk to the ceiling
>>219753127i find it more odd that data has spent 10-15 years living as an independent person, including at least 3 at the academy and he still acts like its the first day he was turned on. imagine a walking talking fully functional sexbot getting through the academy without cadets fucking it. its absurd.
>>219753127Just about an hour ago, I was posting in a thread on /v/ and asked a question that someone else then said I should have googled. I think people simply prefer conversation if it's an option, especially if they're already in one. Data is one of the bros.
Sex with Species 10-C.
>A line in the script but not contained in the finished episode would have revealed that Benjamin Sisko served at the Federation embassy on Romulus early in his career, where he befriended a Romulan member of the kitchen staff named "Stolpan". It was further revealed that Stolpan was arrested by the Tal Shiar for "political improprieties," and in response, Sisko was prepared to go to the Tal Shiar Headquarters and convince them to set him free. However, Sisko was eventually persuaded by Curzon Dax not to go.Damn that missing line was one hell of an infidump
>>219753509probably for the best that one didn't make the cut
>>219753509>He was a good friend.
Ira Steven Behr doesn't get enough flack
>>219753509Filing that away for future fanfiction.Are there any good books about the Tal Shiar? Something like the Obsidian Order bits of Stitch in Time.
new should be scouts themed
>>219753824For what
>>219754119for turning DS9 into the dominion war show
>>219754119>for what>>219754212>For turning DS9 into biggest kino of the franchise
>>219754352most of the war episodes are boring, weyoun and damar are the only things that salvage it
>Sherry Jackson, who plays the android woman Andrea, said that they had a censor on set to make sure that her costume fully covered her breasts and that side cleavage was not visible.Sounds like an exciting job
>KILL HIM NOW!SHUT UP, WEYOUN!!!
new>>219754672>>219754672>>219754672Also goddamn this site fucking sucks and barely works these days, nice captcha times
New>>219754675>>219754675>>219754675
>captcha times out before it even loadsvery cool. what in the fuck did they do last night?
>>219754688>>219754732Nicely done, gentlemen
>>219754688>>219754732welp, you fucked it doomsday guy>>219754799To be fair it's near impossible with these busted captcha times
Apparently... The game is afoot.
>>219755841Moral of the story:EvilUglyFats will go to any lengths to avoid being exposed as ugly, fat, or evil.
>>219740402that episode sucked, but it wasn't "problematic". you'll never be a real woman.
