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There's something I've been thinking about lately. Do you think how scary a horror film is matters more than anything else and do you feel the same with comedies being funny? Maybe I'm just the weird one but I love the original Home Alone and rewatch it every Christmas but I've never really found it all that funny even as a kid but I still love the film and think it's kino. Same with other allegedly super funny comedies like Superbad or The Hangover or Frasier or Seinfeld sure I chuckle sometimes but I can count the amount of times I've legit lol'd between all 4 of them on one hand despite the length of the average TV sitcom I just think they're comfy and watch them for the characters and acting more than anything.I have a much easier time loling if I watch a funny movie in the company of other people which has less to do with the contents of the films themselves and more to do with getting caught up in the general mood and social atmosphere of your immediate surroundings. I feel the same way with horror films I just really appreciate the craft, aesthetics, dark themes, tension, suspense and atmosphere behind the good ones and getting scared is a nice bonus just like laughing heartily at a comedy but it doesn't really matter that much to me desu as long as I'm entertained.The horror films I would consider legit 10/10s are not very scary neither are the 10/10 comedies all that funny. I feel the same with thrillers I'm very rarely at the edge of my seat but suspense is still a great narrative tool to create entertaining stories with.
>implement new data harvesting & tracking>completely fucks the site upNow THAT is what I call horror
Watched this yesterday, it was pretty good. Anyone else? Name is About a Place in the Kinki Region, from the same director of Noroi and Sadako vs. Kayako
>>219768840Ah yeah, I've accounted for those already. The villain was indeed freakish, and persuasive if that makes any sense, like the Djinn from Wishmaster. I would say the budget was less than Wishmaster's, but we're going off a child's memory.>>219768870I didn't even think of that. Reminded me to grab Nightmares with that "Emilio Estevez gets trapped in an arcade game" story.
>>219775041It was slightly above average. Can't give it more than a 5.5/10.
>>219774985I guess it's a mix.The Blair Witch Project scared the shit out of me and it's one of my favs. Alien didn't, but it's giga kino because of the design of everything. The Evil Dead isn't very scary, but has great characters, some comedy, a mix of everything. So I guess as long as a film has something going for it.
>>219775041Was alright but I think I like his original stuff like Noroi more. That one was an adaption iirc.
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>>219775075Yes, I felt it had a lot potential but it was well done enough to be enjoyable.>>219775109Yeap, his eye is on the mockumentary stuff, the regular film parts are well done but you just want more of creepy VHS little horror stories. I also think he improved his effects/CGI scenes, the only one that looked bad for a moment was the last one but then I realized it was supposed to be jarring.
>>219775291I wish it was easier to see his stuff. Tons of it is either impossible to find or relies on fan translation
>>219775254Last general went on forever
>>219774952Kino edition
what if 4chan actually died and we're all zombies
Have yous already talked about psycho killer
>>219774952>>219775559This is a movie.
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>>219775649kek
>>219775348Same. He did a lot of things that looks pretty fun, like comedies, crime, and drama, most of them with J-Horror at it's core.
>>219774952>>219775559>>219775613doom asylum bros...
>>219774952Just saw the most /reddit/ horror movie of all time, name is Butchers Book Two: Raghorn(Spoilers)>the bad guys are sadistic, women haters, cannibals, viles motherfuckers but they respect trans women>the sadistic bad guy does a castration in 4k on the only rational guy in the movie, they show everything in a close-up>the kidnapped girl end up being a skinny, skeleton face, long hair but also balding, trans guy (the only character that survived)>every character (beside the castrated guy) is a piece of shit>every character is killed in a very gory way but the trans guy, who escape harmless
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undertone was scary but boring
>>219774952>>219775559>>219775613She really a cute. That combination of physique, hair, and glasses. But it's the facial structure hidden behind the large glasses that really do it for me.
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>>219775844You'll get bored for a few minutes in psycho killer but that's it
Not surprised chuds got real quiet after this came out.
>>219775923Cuz they were in their bunks?
>>219775777>tfw I have the blu-ray and can look at her big, jiggling ass in 1080p any time I feel like it
>>219775923Saw the best parts on AZnudes. Was expecting her boobs to be bigger.
>>219775923She looks mid
>film is about how le heckin audience is the real monstersCabin In The Woods, Funny Games and Resolution all did this shit
>>219776670the real monster is in between my legs if you catch my drift
>>219776670Idk, real life? I know like 90% of people are struggling and I just keep doing better and better. It is wierd. I make peoples weekly pay in a night’s sleep.
Just finished. Man, Samara Weaving loves being in violent movies, huh? What a weird group of people behind this one: Jorma Taccome from Lonely Island, Tommy Wirkola from Dead Snow, and David Leitch from the John Wick movies. It's mostly a post-Tarantino quirky crime comedy, except that the violence eventually gets ratched up to a level that makes me feel comfortable putting this in the horror pile. Basic premise is a couple goes to their lake house and discover each was planning to murder the other. Things escalate then halfway through they find out three escaped convicts have been hiding in the house the whole time!. A lot of fun and Samara's at her best here, getting to use her natural accent.
>>219776670not to sound like a dick but a month ago before that Iran war started and before inflation kicked in again, I was thinking like regular people are kinda getting used to it so they might be doing better and then the war started and kicked in gas price increased and then I was like awesome. The bottom 90% keep falling behind and I am just watching it.
>>219776751She looks great covered in dirty and blood.
>168 days until Oct 1
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>>219774952>Scream Queens AKA Throat Goats
>>219776889Cancelled this year
Just put on Evidence of the Boogeyman
>>219776751Did you watch the original The Trip featuring Noomi Rapace and Aksel Hennie?
>>219777157No. Woke shit.
"how about we make spoiler **Society** but worse?"
>>219775777It's on tubi though
don't use tubi
>>219777190He is waaay too ugly to look at.
Tubi is a treasure trove
>>219777240you one gay ahh nigga
>>219777271>t. Liberace
>>219777271This is what you people look like
>>219777240Have you told your parents you're gay yet?
>>219777379Horror fans do look like this though
>>219777240This is the guy calling you gay each general>>219777379
I don't know what films to add to my collection
>>219777710Show us your horror collectibles
>>219777745I’m shy
>>219777710Doom Asylum, if you want to honor the thread.
Hokum?more like /Hor/kinoum
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>>219777745that viral marketing anon got me
>>219777922Friends to the end
>>219777960that reminds me that halloween game is coming up this year. he can play that.
>>219777886>>219777914I don’t get it
Signs you are about to watch kino.
