Doctor/Bartender EditionPrevious >>219754675
star trek sex with shran
Bajor was in a better position under their treaty with the Dominion
total pinkskin death
>>219798452Trekpu don't talk like that that's not like you
>>219798347I wonder who could be shapeshifted into this post...
>>219798452Very kind of you to spare Mayweather.
>>219798633Dominion forced them to have friendly relations with Cardassia, and even had them cooperatively manning DS9 together. The feddies could never make that happen
>>219798652someone needs to lift the frieght
>A man either lives life as it happens to him, meets it head-on, and licks it. Or he turns his back on it and starts to wither away.I always turned to Dr. Boyce for advice when I was feeling down.
>>219799004All that worked up over some pond scum green women who would still be ick if they were white.
>>219799156Me too. He's helped me plenty of times over the years.
The Dominion really couldn’t find more than one Iconian gateway huh
>Groppler. That's the equivalent of a thot, isn't it?
member when trek lesbos was kino
>>219799646i thought everyone here hates DS9 mirror episodes
>>219799747Yeah but I like women
>>219799747I do but I'm one of the Voyboys who doesn't like most DS9 episodes beyond the Dominion war arc
>>219798452They're so obsessed with prequels and the TOS era, could they do another Enterprise-like show? Felt like it was cut too short and they didn't get to do enough of the pre-Federation Alpha Quadrant when everyone hated each other.
On those nutrek shows, all the uniform boots are so overdesigned. Like hyperspecialized boxing/basketball hybrid sneakers full of spacy microdetails. The captain of an aircraft carrier isn't wearing cutting edge frontier aircraft carrier sneakers, he's wearing standard edition black leather shoes that fit the uniform.Kirk's era has reached the same normalization. Space travel is for everyone and doesn't require space gear.
>>219798652Andorian eyes see all human skin as a color that translates as pink.
>>219800061I fucking hate how NuTrek plasters the Starfleet logo all over every set. That's worse than the shitty overdesigned uniforms for me.
>>219800182It doesn't bother me at all because I don't watch it.
>>219799548For the longest time I thought Groppler was his name.
>>219800300Same.
>>219800300I'm pretty sure 90% of viewers thought Groppler was a name. Even the writers didn't care enough to clarify.
>>219800417>Have pet magical wish granting jellyfish>Use it to construct magnificent futuristic spaceport.>Continue to live in absolute squalor.Were the Bandi a little... you know...
She's back! Good ol' Ensign...uh...
>takes your home>takes your plantings>nullifies your sister>upturns your defenders>Janeway: DURR THE KREDIN AREN'T THE NEMESISDo they really expect us to fathom this shit?
>>219801234What do you mean you don't remember Ensign Jatel? You must not have been paying attention, shame on you.
>SILARAN: I'm glad that you remember. Now, do you remember what you did? How you put a plasma charge outside his bedroom window in the middle of the night?>KIRA: I remember he executed fifteen Bajoran farmers because they refused to display the Cardassian banner outside their homes.I don’t understand.Why not just display the banner?>fighting insurgency>farmers refuse to even lie that they won’t offer aid and comfort to insurgents with an empty gesture
>>219798251why
>>219801234two. weeks.twwooo... wwwee-eekks
>>219801479
This TNG episode is great
>watching "Justice" on H&II wonder how long TNG would've lasted if they stuck with the TOS-style "Omniscient Space Weirdo of the Week" plot lines of Season 1?
>>219798267There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your PADD screen which is the only source of light in your quarters, giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little Shran post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just type the words. Oh, and we all know the words. The "epic" Star Trek blue guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on subspace posting about an Andorian man. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a science officer or a helmsman or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Shranfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "star trek sex with shran star trek sex with shran." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same temporal loop that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.Forever...
>perfect world>all rule breakers are killedParadise
>BLACK SPACE MAN
>16 years in the future>troi and crusher aged up just by using less eyelinerkek
>>219801435>just wear the mask even if it doesn't make senseNo, and furthermore death to all Cardassians
>>219801567They only had so many Phase II scripts to rework, ran out by the second season
>>219801567Season 1 was burning off scripts from the TOS revival show that never happened.
>>219801706the jewish wars of Rome were started for basically the same reason (not displaying a statue of the emperor). You’re siding with the hebrews here.
>>219801567They were still milking "space god of the week" for years.
>>219801820Oh noanyways
>>219798251Is it true Kinberg is getting hired to do a hard reset on the franchise? We're so back boys.
>>219801904I heard this rumor too but I'm surprised I haven't seen any clickbait about it in my feed.
>>219801706Cardassian website. Vedek Yassim lost.
Good TNG episode
Starfleet should have reduced the Argrathi homeworld to a pile of ash. Hope they got DOMINION'd at the very least
>>219801946Yeah I had a click baity YouTube video pop up and give me hope but I've learned with all the Kathleen Kennedy rumours for the last 10 years that you can't trust copium channels.
God bless you
I fucking love good TNGSeason 1 too
>>219802393seas 1's strong eps are among the best of the entire seriesthey got it right a few times.
I love how Sisko is visibly mentally unwell and being black is just a small part of it.
>>219802486Sisko talks to Jake like he wants to fuck him. Such a weird tone
>>219802486If you go back and watch the first episode of DS9, he really cracked when Jennifer died during the Battle of Wolf359.
Epic
Fuck the nutrek guy
>watching “The Hunted”>entire bridge crew get in the turbolift>don’t say a word to anyone elseummm guys? guys where are you going? Who has the bridge? Guys?Also wtf was that ending, they really just ducked out
>>219804234It brings up the question of who's minding the bridge when the entire senior staff is having meetings in the conference room.
>>219804234>>219804271The computer automatically calls in the B-squad from Descent. lmao Barnaby
