Lannister editionOld >>219780089
N+A=???
>>219825652debunked
>pssst anon, our watch begins
Oberyn Martell‘s telling Tyrion that he would be his champion and Baelor Targaryen doing the same for Duncan The Tall are my two favorite scenes in all of the television shows.What does that say about me?
BENEATH THE COPETHE BITTER SEETHE
>>219825725Unironically you probably have a gay desire for a big strong man to hold you
>>219825731Blackfyre loyalists seem like homos
>>219825750Would you hold me?
>>219825682She had a baby, anon
what is the appeal of house lannister?
>>219825821Lions are a cool animal and gold is a cool color
>>219825821House Lannister are the only ones who care about the common people. Everybody else wants to wage wars for "muh rights" while the based Lannisters solve things quickly with as little blood spilled as possible.
>>219825887Shame Elden Ring sucks ASS
>>219825948It's a total disgrace, but Gurm's story is as compelling as ever, minus the weird gay incest shit. If Gurm built a thousand fantasy worlds every single one of them would feature sodomy and incest.
Getting genuinely angry thinking about how the Jew showrunners created this whole awful show just for the Red Wedding only to portray it in the dumbest way imaginable. There's just no sense of the tragedy that's in the books at all, of the promising boy-king murdered so cruelly, the dreadful atmosphere as their just cause is gradually lost. It's just "let's shove vulgar imagery in the audience's face," no different from the Theon torture scenes. Demented heeb freaks.
>>219826093Thats because Robb is an ass and kind of dick in both mediums. They did the real tragedy of Ned getting killed in KL pretty well though
>>219826124Ned gets even more chances to show off how sanctimonious he is in the books but he also comes off as more gentle, vulnerable, even feminine than Sean Bean's portrayal I think, and his innocence makes it pretty sad. It's still the greatest tragedy of the novels and a part of me will always wish we got some lower-stakes story where he remained the protagonist.
>>219826093Robb was a traitor. He got what he had coming.
>>219826311Are you calling him a traitor from a Lannister or Stannisfag perspective? I'm a Stannisfag myself but him and Robb both fucked up massively there by not getting into an alliance; giving in to pressure and crowning himself was a worse mistake than anything he did after.
>>219826491Exactly. He was a traitor and a fool, and he died like a dog.
Sea gets frozen over by The Others as he sails in a dozen ships to Braavos with all the gold of Westeros.
>>219826826>comes from braavos>hates the nobility of westeroshe's trying to break the wheel and bring republicanism to westeros
>>219825625egg is icsh
>>219825821A level of familial dysfunction matched only by the Greyjoys
>>219826093what was different about it in the books that made it more tragic?
reekbros...
>>219825821Lannisters deserve to be humilated and destroyed for wiping out Reyne
>>219826999Catelyn's inner thoughts and building dread as the war drags on, Robb not being played by an annoying guy who is too old and can't act, the fact that the massacre itself wasn't just crude torture porn as I said.
Good night sers
would she have been a better Catelyn?
>>219828055besides her age, michelle was pretty close to perfect if you ask me
>>219828494She was way to likeable as a person and not nearly bitchy enough
What's his endgame?
>>219828569>Tyrek>not a horse
>>219827533I heard that a lot of the soldiers eating at the wedding also had back stories. I think it was specifically one guy that got killed and made it tragic
>>219825625>TywinCan’t get over his dead wife, his eldest children are fucking each other, and he hates his youngest son for being a dorf>KevanMarried a dumb whore with a fat ass and has a terrible stutter
>>219826999Robb isn't a pov in the books so everything you get is through the lens of a mother mourning her dead husband/soon to be dead father, not knowing if her children are alive or dead, agonizing over political mistakes and realizing you're slowly losing the war for your survival, running on fumes trying to be strong for your son before everything collapses in front of her
Your brother, Baelor, whatever happened there?
I just finished season 5 (and season 2 of Deadwood).What did I think of it?
>>219830228it's all downhill from there, anon
>>219830315I'd say it already started with this season. The writing has gotten ridiculously lazy and stupid. I wouldn't say it was a bad season, but definitely the worst so far.
>>219830393right, but i still enjoyed 5 even though it showed signs of decline already. honestly a big red flag was in season 4 with pic related
The dragon ‘ought never lose. Simple as.
>>219830228>season 2 of Deadwoodbased, the quality of character writing between these two shows is profound. Be on the lookout for a Deadwood cocksucker in S6 I won't say who
>>219830819SAN FRANCISCO COCKSUCKA
>>219825821They have the coolest armour
>>219826298Neds hits so hard IMO because there’s just so many different things that happen in the first novel where if any one of them had gone differently he wouldn’t have died.
>>219825625TAOOBA!
>>219832513THAT'S TAOOBA!
>>219825948>>219826016><popular thing sucks> heh, i'm going to look so cool, people think i'm a total badass nownow watch this i'm even more badass... atheism + trump are... LE GOOD
>>219825625when new book
>>219830452him just jumping shirtless into a bunch of fully armored dudes with thick shields and somehow winning that encounter offscreen is more than comical
>>219833108he's not part of the 20 good men for no reason.and the no shirt is actually a buff and increases your str+crit rate by 50%
>>219833108i forget how it goes down but it's like Yara shit her pants from the sight of him and just decided to leave. so fucking dumb and lazy writing
>>219833096August 12th 2028
>>219833247I don't remember it fully either but I think after he no diffed the fully armored ironborns with a dagger he lets his dogs loose on Yara which is followed by a comical close up zoom on her face and her saying something like>"it's time for plan B... RUN"and then she outruns the dogs and makes it out of the castle I guess
>>219833087Relax little buddy, nobody's gonna come and take your precious little baby games.
>>219827626she used to be my queen
i'm bored. wat do.
>>219833425>used to bexe's your king now? when did xe do it? why did xe do it?
Bloros Bount
>>219826093>sense of the tragedy that's in the books at all, of the promising boy-king murdered so cruelly, the dreadful atmosphere as their just cause is gradually lost.Idk that's exactly how i felt after watching it, you probably felt nothing because already knew everything that was going to happen>>219827533>needs to know the character's thoughts word by word to understand human emotionsLol
>>219833426Play CK2
....semoc eH
>>219826858luke is icsh
>>219833968!on ,on ,oN
>>219834058>icshwhat does that mean
I watch for he
>>219837401i will now follow the seven
>>219826858>>219834058>>219837003jeor is icsh
>>219825625>Stannis and Tywin look and to a lesser degree act like colour switched versions of each otherCersei should canonically have the hots for Stannis. No further elaboration is needed.
>>219833425>used toTraitorous scum
The Seven punished Stannis for his heresy and blessed Dunk for being a true knight.https://youtu.be/PHp8Yr_iATA
>>219825652She's not Septa Lemore, HOWEVER I want her to be because it's funnier.
>>219825652>N+A=???G
>>219825682The video essay watcher are getting uppity.
N+I=G
>>219837772>Were it ANYONE else outside those walls, I might try to arrange a private audience...but this is *Stannis Baratheon*...I'd have a better chance of seducing his horse God I'd love to see Cersei try to fuck Stannis but him just 'tisming out of it
>>219825652A+B=GIt is known.
Merge these threads with fishtank and fuck off
>>219840662>>219838314Who the FUCK is G?
>>219837764no jeor is not icsh tho
>>219840772geor
>>219840662no
>>219838296It's fun to think she's Edric's mom even though he's like 13 and the age doesn't add up.
>>219825625any other Catelyn haters online rn?I hate this dumb bitch like you wouldn't believe
>>219841061No, fuck you
>>219840772Him.Greg Dayne.
E+D=???
>>219841392= stuff
>>219841008George completely forgot about him, we haven't heard form him in two books.
>>219841392=HOT
>>219841392>for di lord and ladies of di court we have procured di illuminated evidence of what these so called hedge knights do with they squires
>>219841680hot
>>219826858#>>219834058#Wow icsh poster, your meme has really become popular people are talking about it.
>see anons meme for years about MUH 20 GOOD MEN>assume it was just a poorly and laughably done scene>finally watch the season>it was actually worse than I imagined since it all happened off-screen with the excuse being a throwaway line about how they knew the terrain betterIt was like the writers knew there's no way Ramsay and 20 good men could pull off something like that on screen in a way that wasn't completely retarded.
Who are these Goodmen?Are they northern cadets of house Goodbrother?
>>219828055>would she have been a better Catelyn?Yes, she's actually attractive, unlike the spinster granny librarian who was cast.But then Dumb & Dumber were such talentless nepohacks that the entire pilot episode was shitcanned by HBO and they had to start all over, at which point Jennifer Ehle had bailed on the production since she figured it would be canceled (as it should have been).
>>219842506they are goodboys
>>219830228Ian McShane would have been better cast as Elder Brother on Lonely Isle.
>>219833296
>>219841392raw sweaty sex in the hedges
>>219842776hot
>>219841392D+E=D
N+E+D
>>219841474Why does he look Valyrian while Ashara looks med?
>>219844443fatherfucker
>>219844443>I'd love to stay and shit but.. sigh... honour demands that I leave you and our unborn child in the lurch and go fuck my brother's betrothedLol. Ned is such a huge piece of shit in Ned+Ashara scenarios that the entire thing falls flat on it's face.
>>219841474I always found it funny how he's Dondarrion's squire despite Marchers having an eternal feud with the Dornish.I suppose George wanted them to symbolize peace somehow amongst all the chaos of the W5K.
How will he rule the Reach?
I will take ser /dunk/'s side!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=outAjKU72cQ
>>219846160This soundtrack is so crazy comfy, been listening to it a ton
>>219846050Gets removed or killed within months.
How badly did the uncool Daeron and his whore wife take Baelor's death?
>>219846739Probably shit, pissed, and cummed, and then spit on Maekar
>>219846739He was a fag so he probably just seethed quietly, resenting Maekar but neither openly blaming him nor comforting him.
What was the point of this?
>>219846949Made my dick hard
>>219846949it was improv'd and beautiful
>>219846949rhaenyra's actress is some sort of millenial alphabet people and changed the script during shooting
>>219827626would
Are they gonna make Rhaenys half black since her mom is Velaryon?
>>219846949Women get horny for daddy ageplay abuse kink
>>219847065ALL their moms are Velaryon you fucking idiot
>>219846949>No chemistry at all>Non white is terrible actor
>>219847065That's Visenya and I doubt it.>but the VelaryonsIf this shit were consistent, every single Targaryen would have to be part black and they're not.
>>219846739Myriah probably wagged her fingers at Maekar and went aw hell naw while Daeron did his best Catelyn in Jon II, AGOT
>>219825652J, fuck targfags
>>219825652>oh, you're pregnant?>better fucking kill yourself, stupid bitch
>>219841474>>219845424its retarded af that the 12 yo lord of starfall is squiring for an outlaw, it would be different if he was some kid lower on the succession like Egg was
>>219847788Beric is his only male family member. Discounting Gerold who isn't a serious person and shouldn't be left in charge of children.
Is the book really coming out this year, or is it a huge meme larp?
>>219848170take a guess retard
>>219847885>Beric is his only male family member.if that's the case it makes even less sense for him to be fucking around in the riverlands instead of ruling his househe is not even the heir but straight up the lord
>>219848298beric has a higher calling
>>219825625
>>219825764Shut up sand nigger
>>219848298They kind of got stuck there when what was supposed to be a routine robber knight-hunting expedition like young Jaime's foray into the kingswood escalated into a continent-spanning war.
>>219847788>>219848298>outlawHe's not a plain outlaw, he's Lord Dondarrion and he was bethroted to Edric's aunt(Ashara's sister), that's why he was squiring for him.Beric should've sent him back home when the war broke out though but he's never been too right in the head.
Is 'LOL Podderick has a large penis' so overplayed in the books?
Just bindged Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. It was freaking cool. Now what? Is there gonna be a season 2 or should I read some books?Haven't watched House of the Dragon
>>219849213Tyrion paid the whores in advance not to take his money that was the real gift
>>219849213Did that even happen in the book? I thought it was post season 5?
>>219849643No Pod is like 10 in the books
>>219849405Yeah season 2 is coming out next yearLack of CGI and smaller+shorter episodes means more of a quick production cycle
>>219849213..so it's not even in the books. Fitting as it stands out as fucking awful writing.
>crashing this Summerhall... with some survivors!
>>219849741That's kinda fucked up then
>>219850119>kills nearly the entire family and dooms the targaryen dynastywhat was he THINKING
>>219850173He was THIRSTY.
>>219850173the dragons were NOT making a move. he had to get it on
>>219850119DELETE DIS
>>219850057Yeah they spend 10 minutes on a brothel scene just for one "dude Pod has a huge dick" joke. This is also early in season 3 so they could have spent time on anything else
Did they hair dye him for flashbacks in season 2?Means we could also get to see Rhae and Daella.
>>219825652Ramsay??
Did the throne cut him?
>>219830452This is the episode I stopped watching the serie frankly
>>219842272>.gif
>>219850173>"these are eggs..">"I am also egg..">"it is my eggstiny to hatch them..">"come here Maeggor, eggcellent, and hand me the wildfyre"
>>219846949They're simply appealing to the fan base
>Duncan watching yet another targaryen royal and his squire die horribly in a dragonfire in front of him
>>219850853I cant imagine anyone is still watching HotD that isnt a smoothbrain just watching for CGI dragon fights and girlbosses
Finally figured out the rest of the vows
>>219851249Megabased
>>219851249>in the name of the crone I charge you to cackle ominously at Targaryens as they pass you by>in the name of the smith, I charge you to beat Targaryens with hammers
>>219851715yeah thats way better
itt; seething andals
andals won tho
She's a rapist
>>219825821Sounds like "Lancaster". Meant to subvert your expectations that a family of rich, blonde people wouldn't commit incest and murder children.
>>219852153Funny how Jaime and Lancel didn't have a clue:>Lancel: Marriage requires consummation. King Baelor was made to wed his sister Daena, but they never lived as man and wife, and he put her aside as soon as he was crowned.>Jaime: The realm would have been better served if he had closed his eyes and fucked her. I know enough of history to know that.
>>219852153>Daena Targaryen, did you put my peepee in your goblet of fire while I slept, he shouted calmly as he starved himself to death
Imagine that you're just a servant doing your job in the Red Keep and everyone tells you to avoid the master of ships then one night some random balding chud forcefully stops you in the hall and makes you to listen to him complain about how his brothers never loved him.
>>219852603Stannis is too tismed to talk to strangers.
>>219852100Nigga I’m an Andal First men fuck animals, trample that dirty vandal under my sandalFuck Garth the green cuz that man dull Bane of the heart tree nihga call me Randyll
>>219852153Judging from how much Tyrion and Cersei seethe at Baelor you just know he was a good guy.
>>219852692when did they seethe at Baelor
season one is so comfy, bros. i rewatch it all the time
>>219852796Ned is still alive in my heart.
>>219852153Who did she rape?
Tyrion's face when the people rip apart the septon is so fucking funny to me
>>219852763Cersei seethes at Baelor for imprisoning his sisters just "cause they were beautiful" when she's confronted by the high septon for beheading Ned in front of his statue instead of sending him to the wall, claiming Baelor forgave his enemies.She also gets pissed off during her walk of atonement when she passes by the statue and thinks about how Tyrion told her Baelor was scared of his own dick and that he had expelled all the whores from Kingslanding. She also calls him a fool in her head when she walks by the statue while trying to negotiate with the high sparrow.Tyrion is pissed at him for burning some books and calls him Baelor the Befuddled. He also goes on a rant when talking with Oberyn and says that if Viserys poisoned Baelor instead of him just dying from the fasting then he deserved it cause Viserys was the true ruler.Davos on the other hand laughs his ass off when Stannis orders Florent to obey him and thinks he made the same face some lord probably had when Baelor ordered him to wash some beggars' feets to show him humility.
>>219852603Lmao thats exactly how it would go too
So are the three treasons just a red herring to drive her insane because the last one for love already happened when Jorah betrayed Robert and saved her from the wineseller?
what could he have done to save his ass?
>>219825625>mfw lancel never figured out there was no such thing as a breastplate stretcher
>>219853625Not been such a cunt and learned a little humility
>>219853826made me sad that baelor offered his maester but died so dunk got stuck with the shit one
>>219845400>leave you and our unborn child in the lurchHouse Dayne is richer than House Stark, it's not like Ashara will have to go on food stamps and she never told Eddard she was pregnant with his kid (Jon Snow) and meanwhile, he had already been betrothed to Catelyn.
>>219846949>What was the point of this?Leftist propaganda.
>>219848514>Beric should've sent him [Edric Dayne] back home when the war broke outExcept that's a squire's job and the primary purpose of the nobility.
>>219825625OYSTERS CLAMS AND KEKOLDS
>>219834058season 1 bran is icsh
after season 1 the characters are too spread out, the show moves at snail pace
