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star trek sex with shran
>>219833833star trek sex with your mom
Based Trek denying that Time exists.It doesn't exist. Time is an illusion.This whole butterfly effect thing is fake.
>>219833820Who the hell is that supposed to be?
>>219834207"This is a high-quality collectible statue of Counselor Deanna Troi from Star Trek The Next Generation, specifically modeled after her look in the show's later seasons."
>>219833820Dianna Troi looks disgusting--nipples protruding--in her blue shirt for every fan to see. Very very disrespectful.
>>219834333I don't remember he nipples being so hard in the later seasons.
>>219834052
If the Threshold salamander thing was so easy to cure, why didn't they just send Voyager beyond the warp 10 mark to get it back to earth and then fix the crew afterwards?
>>219834575Ship from the Delta quadrant filled with salamanders suddenly shows up in Federation space.Is immediately destroyed by squadron of Federation starships, lol
>>219834715Why would they do that?
>>219834749So I could lol about it, obviously.
>>219834715They'd detect Voyager in Earth orbit and then the Doctor could explain what happened and how to fix the crew.
>>219834774What makes you think that the salamanders would allow the doctor to use the communication array?
>>219834575Because Brannon Braga was always more about shock value, than making sense. Also he proved time after time, he doesn't know shit how evolution works (or just didn't care).
How can he talk like that??
>>219835470That was a very weird trans alegory episode.
>>219835470>>219835482I've heard it imitated, but never duplicated, lol
>>219834804
>>219833833
>>219833820I like how ST merchandise is either something very high quality but expensive, or Happy Meal chinkslop. With nothing in between.
>>219835155Is he the guy who thought up the ocampa? A race with a ten year life span that only reproduces once to produce a single child.
>>219833833Have sex.
>>219836174with Shran
>>219834464How long has the Vulcan been a spacefaring civilization at that point? Everyone bumps into temporal anomalies all the time.
>>219834774>everyone at Starfleet Medical too paralysed by disgust to actually treat them
>>219834464I don't recognize two of these.
>>219836693Top left is Deep Space Nine and bottom right is TOS.
>>219836132I go to model train shows and have found cool old TOS and TNG figurines and model ships for cheap, if a bit dusty.
>>219836701I think he meant bottom left but i get what youre doing. Ha ha.
>Star Trek's 60th anniversary>no conventions scheduled other than Vegas>hardly any merchandise coming out>nuTrek shows are being cancelled left and rightWhat happened?
Sarah should’ve turn out to be Paris’ ancestor. So when Paris calls Tuvok a freakasaurus at the end of the episode Tuvok could’ve been like “you kissed your direct ancestor”
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>>219836794>*snif snif* ...jew...?
>>219836814zesty
>>219836775They want to surprise us with "Year One" announcement. What better way to celebrate TOS, than by making it again?>But they destroyed enterprise setsBECAUSE WE WILL GET A REFIT, CLOSER TO THE ORIGINAL. Trust the plan!
>Akiva Goldsman's shitty TOS remake will never get made>Terry Matalas' shitty 7 of 9 lesbian fanfic will never get madeHonestly? Great time to be a Trekkie
>>219837660truth
>>219833820Looks like Michael Jackson
>>219836775>What happened? I am Kurtzman, Slopper of Slop, look upon my works ye mighty and deslop!
>>219836775The nazis got everything cancelled. And people say cancel culture only happens on the left
>>219837832I was googling and stumbled upon Threads and people there were calling (((David Ellison))) a Nazi lmao
>>219837660>Akiva Goldsman's TOS remake will never get madeDARKEST TIMELINE (SLIGHTLY) AVERTED
>>219837882Well, to be fair, Threads is a harrowing tale of post-apocalyptic horror and the disintegration of the human race. ...Oh, you meant the website? SO DID I
What does God neeed with a starship?
>>219837028I’m not even opposed to a TOS remake if done right. We can tell stories on the small screen now we never could in the 1960s. The problem is all the writers capable of telling those stories will never work with modern Paramount, who only wants to tell stories like this (>>219836814)
>Doctor gets his own Mr. HydeFun episode.>Robert Picardo liked how the episode presented him with an enjoyable opportunity to act wickedly to the episode's female performers in general. Not long after he performed in this episode, Picardo mused, "Last year I was paid to kiss all the female guest stars. This year I'm paid for sexually harassing all the women in the cast, which has been fun! [...] I abuse women, which is certainly not an image I'm promoting. But they straighten me out in the last couple of minutes."lmao
>>219838553Typical male feminist personality type tbhonest senpai
>>219836136And they both carry and give birth from their BACKS! Eh? Pretty alien and weird, right?>uh so how does their sex work?We don't have to worry about that because the show is PG-14
>>219838553Robert Picardo also wrote all the Doctor's fantasies (mostly naked or half naked crewmembers fighting for his sexual attentions) in the "Doctor's Daydreams Go Berzerk" episode
>>219838553>But they straighten me out in the last couple of minutesPicardo seems like a character on his own.
>>219838734>take off your clothes and get on the couch, Jeri Not the first time she'd heard that, I'm sure
>>219838349>we we weWho's this "we"
>>219838553Picardo's an arrogant freak in more ways than one.
>>219839088It's the royal we.
>>219835155Brannon Braga was the proto-redditor:>hates religion>constantly writes about evolution despite having zero idea what it is (like someone who thinks they're smart for reading pop sci headlines)>his substance-less shock imagery plots are basically desperate attempts to get at the top of r/interestingasfuck
>>219839681There's one key difference though. He wasn't afraid to admit he was wrong, and apologized many times for several bad episodes.Reddit writers are arrogant and self-absorbed; what they made is ART - it's simply the audience who is wrong.
>>219837832So... Not being queer, and not wanting to watch tootie trek is now "Nazi" behavior. Not wanting Star Trek to become a prancing fairyland is now "cancel culture". Pure insanity. Forget the fact that nuTrek is total garbage that no one wants, with or without the retarded faggotry. Show business is a popularity contest. If a show isn't popular, it's not going to survive. You can't force everybody to like what you like just because you like it. Get over yourselves.
>>219839894Anyone who describes their opponents as "nazi" are irretrievable, you can't get to that level of delusion without doing permanent damage to your brain. Kind of like that episode where Chakotay got brainwashed to hate a species and fought in a war against them, then couldn't shake off the negative feelings even after learning the truth.
>>219839952>>219839894Fuck you, nazi
>>219839978
>>219839978Case in point
>>219840022>get their two jewish leads to wear nazi uniforms
>>219840050It keeps the propaganda alive.
>>219840050>On 1 December 1967, newspaper and magazine photographers were invited to the set for publicity. Nimoy refused to have any pictures taken of him in Nazi uniform, as he was due to attend the Wilshire Boulevard Temple children's Hanukkah services later the same month, and did not want any possible controversies to arise.
What nuTrek gets wrong more than anything is that Star Trek should feel like a stageplay. This is why I also don't like the pre-JJ Trek movies.
>>219840335You know who also enjoyed stageplays? HITLER
>>219840372Well nobody's perfect
What do trannies think of Profit and Lace?
>>219839995kys AIslop TOSchizo
>>219840526They all resemble Quark when he was "Lumba" so they probably like it
>it's a Broik episode
>>219840526This episode wasn't good but it's not one of the worst in the series. Zek and Brunt keep it out of the lowest tier.
>>219839793And yet, he defended "A night in sickbay".
>>219840571We get it... You love nuTrek, and see yourself as the supreme arbiter of what others should be allowed to think about.So is your next move going to be writing yet another crybaby blog where you project your own psychotic psychological failures onto every other poster who disagrees with your tyrannical faggitty fascist views of what should or should not be acceptable posting behavior on this extraterrestrial basket weaving forum?
>>219841236I accept your concession.
>>219841263
>>219841057>oh no not hot boobie sex titstrekkies were simultaneously coomers and prudes
>>219841344What? I remember it as "Archer nearly starts a war, because he couldn't keep his stupid dog on the ship" episode.
>>219841344I happen to like hot boobie sex tits, thank you very much.
>>219841393Most fans just went uggghhh nudity and sex?? ewwww!!!!
>You created me with powers beyond those of mortal men. I would be more than happy to use them to assist you, for a price.
>>219841393He asked for, and received permission to bring Porthos down with the landing party. He would have probably, happily left his dog on the ship if the Kreetassans had informed him of their sacred trees.
>>219836775>hardly any merchandise coming outBecause Paramount increased the price of the Star Trek license
They should make a Kelvin timeline version of Voyager
This makes me sad. They are like the washed-up hazbins from Galaxy Quest.
Nutrek is going to be wiped out of existence as if it never happened, and the next show will be with Archer.
>>219837660>Terry Matalas' shitty 7 of 9 lesbian fanfic will never get madeThat's great, but>shitty Enterprise-G still considered canon>next time we get an Enterprise it'll have to be at least the Enterprise-HEnterprise-J edging closer and closer
>>219842308fucking hate titan-A/enterprise-G so much, fucking hate how it's a tos movie design with tng nacelles glued on, fucking hate "constitution III" being a canon class name
>>219842302They would have to de-age T'Pol tho
>>219842354First rule of the Starfleet design guidelines. You leave the fucking saucer alone
>>219842488It all went to shit after this.
>>219842580What are the tiny ones called that look like a constitution class with an oversized deflector?
>>219842302Picard-style show but it's about the NX-01 crew getting back together. The finale is yet another holodeck simulation being run by Riker.
>>219842354So many of the decisions around it are indulgent and contrived>Riker's USS Titan was notable enough to get a successor with an -A suffix>whole new ship but for some reason it has the Titan's computer core, making it a "refit">I like TMP-era, this TMP-era fan-design looks cool, let's just use it even though it makes no sense and it's already popular enough that everyone who gives a shit about ships already knows it as Bill Krause's Shangri-la>Titan-A helps save the Federation, should be a historically significant ship in its own right by now>let's rename it, lol>an old, beat-up, tiny Enterprise will make for a perfect flagship!I'm sure they'd pull out Matt Jefferies' original notes to prove he thought the refit should be called the -A like that matters when it didn't happen
>>219842616Not sure where you're seeing that
>>219843082If I had to work with Bashir, I would too.
>>219842024Who is the old man sitting fourth from the left?
>>219842024>>219843249Nevermind. I didn't recognize him without his wig.
>>219840050The word Nazi had an entirely different context 60 years ago. It held serious weight and wasn't another buzzword for an unlikable person. When Patterns of Force aired, we were only 20 years removed from WW II. Plenty of people remembered it. Now we're so far removed from Hitler, he's become a mythological figure.
>>219843142this one
>>219843393Who is it?
>>219842793And the post credits scene shows that the Riker simulation was actually a holodeck simulation being run by Barclay.
>>219842302could unironically be kino if it wasn't pozzed
>>219843429Unfortunately, too many people still remember the war propaganda that's been drilled into their heads for the last 60 years.
>>219842302They could bring back evil Tucker III from the Terran universe.
>>219843617They could also time travel and prevent Trip from being injured by the warp core blast, which would also restore the life of Dr Pflox's simbiant.
Just started Undiscovered Country.The refit TOS Starfleet aesthetics have peaked here. Crew behavior is a lot more respectful, busy people everywhere. Kino
>>219843686Nah, no time travel for the sake of reviving dead people. By that logic they could always retrieve a fresh Captain Kirk from somewhere once the old one dies.
>>219843686what the hell is this ooga booga bullshit
>>219843758You do realize we're not talking about reality, but a science fiction television show/movie, right?
>>219843882scifi doesn't mean all rules are off the table tho.My memories of Enterprise are vague at best but if that Daniels guy is still alive, he could probably bring back Tucker.
>>219843872>Wait! This is Star Trek! You can't just make this shit up!
>>219843934With time travel, right?
For me, it's Lt. Stadi
>>219843758Okay. Then just time travel into the future and kick Riker's ass until he agrees not to make up his holodeck fantasy where Trip dies.
>>219843882It's the law, lower your shields now anon.
>>219844165Oh look! The time travelers showed up to make things right again, lol
>>219833820120 replies, and not a single Ferengi. Once I inform the Ferengi Commerce Authority, you can expect a formal protest from our government
>>219844165>Why don't you use your time machine, and time travel earlier to stop the accident?
>>219844194Ferengi Marauder is the most beautiful alien design. It even beats the Romulan D'deridex-class.
>>219844194I think Nerlix, Balok, and Shran made a few pretty good Ferenghi.
>>219844248Right?
>>219844248Bunch of lazy fucks.
>>219844248>>219844372t-time...reasons
>>219844400If they knew how to do their jobs right we wouldn't have had to suffer with that cunt Sarah Silverman's bullshit.
>>219842488isnt the point of the saucer so it can slowly spin and do faux earth g'swhy tf would you make a round hull anyway? imagine how hard it's to navitage just a standard ship interior
>>219837660Considering how the past entries have all been Cock and Ball Chinese Torture with a relax brake on a medival rack (lower decks)Nice to see something getting canceled.
>>219844645>isnt the point of the saucer so it can slowly spin and do faux earth g'sNot in Star Trek. They have gravity plating.
>>219837660Don't forget>Dear White People nigger "comedy" show won't be made
>>219844645>why tf would you make a round hull anyway? imagine how hard it's to navitage just a standard ship interiorIt's a Ship designed in the 50's. Don't overthink it.
>>219844801>It's a Ship designed in the 50the time period when everyone knew what a military ship looks like? and had most likely witnessed launches of warships in person
>>219835183>*chakotay turns to tuvok*>"Well, THAT just happened!">*laugh track*>*credits roll*
>>219844645The ships in the "real" Star Trek universe use some kind of vague technology to create artificial gravity that is unrelated to centrifugal force, as it shows, in the Mirror Archer episode, that the artificial gravity can be altered in various sections of the ship at the press of a few buttons.
>>219837660Of all the things you could blame on Terry Matalas, making Seven a dyke is thankfully not one of them.
As expected from descendant of Sherlock Holmes.
>>219845031>some kind of vague technology to create artificial gravityspace hamster in a hamster wheel is behind it all, they just call it "subspace anomaly" for shorthand
>>219838745He's unironically one of the most underrated comedic character actors around.
>>219844794Thank God for little favors.
>>219845106Lol.Wait...Are you sure we can make this shit up?
>>219844645>>219844801It's just a product of the flying saucer UFO craze. That's literally all there is to it.
>>219845109He's actually one of the most mentally ill wokesters that ever got a high level casting in the history of the franchise.
Is anyone playing Tomodachi Life? I haven't picked it up, but the game is basically a Holodeck for fictional characters.
>>219845248Juvenile animation looks like a cross between Rick and Morty and South Park. Thanks, but I'll pass..
>>219845225Well, here's the thing: I don't care.
>>219837738cannot unsee
>>219845296You're entitled to your own opinion of course, as am I.
thinkin bout that freight
>>219837738Kek.It really does, kinda.
>>219845202>ufosoh god i'm mad now it makes sense. its literally just retards wanting to believe weather balloons are ufos that created all this shit
>>219837738>>219845377Maybe Janice, tho.
>>219845408The Roswell balloon incident contributed to that, but the Kenneth Arnold sighting from the same year is what turned flying saucers specifically into a global meme. He didn't even report them as saucers but the media misquoted him.
>>219845367I was afreight for him until T'Pol showed up.
So does this mean all trek races have buttholes?
>>219845414Of course I meant Janet.
>>219845225I doubt that.
>>219845871AND male nipples!
>>219845967Shut up, Bobby P.
>dad was a TOS babby as a kid>also a cab driver in London>convinced him to start watching TNG like 1.5 years ago>he's only up to half way through S6 because he watches like two a week>He just saw Chain of Command Parts I and II>He told me he picked up the main Cardassian villain in that ep who is interrogating Picard (David Warner) in his cab>dad mentioned Titanic to him which he was surprised by as it was like 15 years after Titanic and he also asked if he received royalties>he said only the big stars like Winslet and DiCaprio gets that type of thingI've known this nigga for near 30 years and he's never told me that story
This is now a Star Trek nipples thread.
>>219846143remember that episode where bones and kirk had gay sex
>>219846143
this is a chilling episode. This is how I felt when I admitted that I am solipsist.
>Ocampa don't usually get into heat until they are 5 years old!>I am only 2 years old!>Oh Neelix! Fuck me like I'm a 5 year-old!...Was this really necessary?
>>219846615
>>219846615Isn't that the episode where she eats out of a bowl of beetles?
>>219846087I tried to get my dad into TNG and DS9 but he just laughs every time an alien comes on screen. I put on an episode of DS9 and he would just laugh hysterically at the Cardassians. Even the word “Cardassian” had him in stitches because of the stupid whore celebrity.
>>219846615Neelix was totally turned off once she became sexually mature.
>>219846647Yeah, also flower pot dirt. Ocampa reproduction is pretty nasty.
>Captain's log. Using the lightspeed breakaway factor, the Enterprise has moved back through time to the twentieth century. We are now in extended orbit around Earth, using our ship's deflector shields to remain unobserved. Our mission, historical research. We are monitoring Earth communications to find out how our planet survived desperate problems in the year 1968.These niggas wildin
It's entertaining to put someone in their own bubble universe and see what they do.
>>219846143Are all Vulcans that hairy?
>>219846820I don't think so...
Fuck Trump
>Tom Paris crosses the Warp 10 barrier and gets lost outside of time and space. The crew has to rescue him somehow.>A "The Fly" rip-off where a beloved character slowly turns into another foreign species, with a ton of body horror and disturbing mind corruption>Two crewmen get accidentally turned into a (silly) alien species and produce offspring. Oh no, what do we do now? (moral dilemma)Honestly this episode contains three pretty good plot ideas, that on their own could have made great episodes, but they somehow combined them all into the worst possible turd.
>>219846969Oh, waah
Tired of /pol/niggers spamming /tv/
>>219846653>nobody's Keeping Up With The Cardassians
>>219843718Wasn't there a scene where they pull a mask off of a Klingon assassin and he's human underneath? Berenstein effect??
>>219847037Most people would religiously watch a reality show about Garak.
>>219847090Yes and it was Odo all along.
>>219847019Have you tried writing another blog?
>>219836693I think they sneaked in a couple of nuTrek pics
>>219846969
>>219846629Somebody should have checked that man's holodeck logs
>>219836693Well yeah. Time travel being common means events are always being erased from history, that's why you forgot.
>>219847373Enlightened humanity knows age is just a number babe
>>219847333Is she a fictional character based on Abigail Spamberger?
>Tell Keiko...I was the real O'Brien and you're the duplicate...
Why didn't Janeway just trap the Borg Queen in Fair Haven?
>>219847687Reminder that the only reason they immediately treated O’Brien like human garbage (including his daughter) was an uncorroborated tip off from an informant within an alien species that they just met
>>219834464Thatsthejoke.jpg
>>219834388Mine were
>>219848041The way they treat Miles is how ugly and low status people have to go through their whole lives.
>>219845871deuterostomes are the best
Did all the Weyouns die as virgins?
>>219846726dumb episodetime travel is suddenly easywas also a shameless backdoor pilot for a failed spinoffat least the cat lady was hot
>its simple>i relieve weyoun of command>of his penis
Could Q defeat the Prophets?
>>219848769If you’re watching in DVD order, the episode is your warning to how stupid things are about to get. I personally find Assignment Earth to be fun stupid. While most of the episodes that come after are “What were they even thinking??” Stupid.
>>219848833Q is the prophets. There is no continuum, and any omnipotent alien is Q having a laugh
I love this little nigga like you wouldn’t believe
>>219848769Star Trek IV proved that time travel is trivial for any warp capable race.
>>219848978youd probably enjoy star trek: scouts
>>219849007Actually, it was "Tomorrow is Yesterday"
>>219848793This has been discussed at length here. The Vorta don't have genitals.
>>219848978This thing screams “forced mascot”. Like they wanted to mass produce toys based off it to rot on store shelves and landfills.
>>219849140Did they ever make a single toy based off it?
Was there ever a Leola Root episode? Given Tom's love of the mid-20th Century, there could've been an "Attack of the Killer Leola Roots" 'sode.
>>219849115thats a lie. the vorta have malleable genitals that are compatible with all known races for to facilitate diplomacy
>>219849007It's extremely difficult with 23rd century tech, it took Spock's very precise calculations to make it work, and it was still sketchy
>>219849189I believe they made just one plush, I remember it from the Communicator magazine
>>219849393the time police come and fix it unless it was supposed to happen. its pretty much the entire plot of ENT
This seems to be true for most fandoms.
>>219849478What happened to that nigga? Was the homeless version of him killed by the LAPD? We’ve never seen anyone back to the future fade out in ST time travel so his counterpart that sends voyager back at the end must be a duplicate
>>219833820SHAMONE
>>219849755I got to thinking about something similar the other day, and came to the conclusion that:> the decline and fall of the west can be seen in LegosWhen I was a very young child, in the 70's, we played with legos. We had big box or container, something that had passed down through 1/2 a dozen children already, and we just made stuff.We weren't told what to make, or how to make it. There was trial and error, and mostly the imagination. You can (and did) make everything; and when you were done, you'd throw in back in the box, ready to be torn about the next time when you wanted to build something else.Now, not only do they have to tell you what to build, they have to provide you with idiot-proof instructions on how to put the simple parts together. Meanwhile, the child who built random crazy stuff for no other reason than creativity, is replaced with a child (or adult), who want the thrill of being creative without the burden of being creative. I could go on, but another example would be "The Beam", where people can pretend to be as brave as 1930's workers eating their lunch suspended in the air; all in the comfort of an entirely safe (but fake) photo-op tourist traphttps://www.rockefellercenter.com/the-beam/
>>219849755Modern television writers grew up on 00’s internet culture which was totally wacky and absurd. This culture turned into 2010s SuperWholock tumblr where the fans believed they should act as consultants since they now had a direct pipeline to the creatives. Now in the 2020s shows are directly written to go viral on social media. Whereas TOS and Berman Trek were written before the internet so people took things much more seriously. Succession was the last TV show that didn’t have brainrot Reddit dialogue.
>>219849989They make adult legos now. I recently helped my 34 year old sister move and she had made some Harry Potter adult Lego set and wanted me to be careful packing it
>Stardate 46379.1>Being a high-IQ Indian is illegal for some reason
>>219850197>indian
>>219850197The last time that happened 30 million people died
I fucking hate the joke the writers make about the Kazon being unworthy of assimilation. Basically admitting that they wasted our time with the worst additions to the series.There's this weird contempt for the earlier seasons that crops up occasionally in the latter half. Obviously there's Fury, but there are also flashbacks to pre-Seven sickbay scenes showing Tom as the nurse, bringing back Joe Carey solely to kill him right before they get home, George Costanza casually mentioning that they cured the Vidiian phage off-screen, and probably more.
>>219833820>visible layer linesDisgusting
>>219850401When Jeri Taylor left as head writer, the others wasted no time shitting on her stuff that audiences didn't quite receive that well.
>>219850401There's an offhand mention of Tuvix in the last or second to last season that has the feel of Rick Berman passively aggressively telling the fans to shut up about that episode already.
>>219850557>the others wasted no time shitting on her
>>219850149they make adult children* now
Honestly Kate Mulgrew and Jeri Ryan hating each other irl just makes their early scenes together more interesting. That contempt and frustration were real.
>>219850719>That contempt and frustration were real.Not to mention the sexual tension.
:3 <3
>it just so happens that Voyager runs into Talaxians 40,000 light years away from Talaxkind of a cheap way to write Neelix off only two episodes before the end tee bee aich
>>219850401That's nothing compared to what Behr did to Dukat and a number of TOS/TNG characters.
>>219851131Kurn really got done dirty.Still better than nutrek character assassination.
>>219850896Little monkey fella
>>219851007I really don't get why they felt he shouldn't have lived happily ever after in the Federation.
>Pussy like Niagara Falls
>>219851844And with the way the show ends, Neelix would have no idea that Voyager made it home
terra prime is a good ending to ent. shame there wasnt another 75 eps before it
>>219851923I appreciate the structure of this episode making it different from the usual courtroom drama.
>>219851926after he leaves they can talk to neelix from starfleet hq anytime they want.
>>219852015its a stupid premise. starfleet officers are not subject to klingon law
> DS9 Episode Badda-Bing, Badda-Bang > Sisko complains about the lack of 1960's racism making Vic's program unrealistic> Bashir has these cardsWhat did the producers mean by this?
>>219843512Sorry for the delay...It's Chekov.
>>219852055>it's realHoly shit
>>219852154The computer heard Sisko want more racism but this is all it could produce because it’s using a cucked woke LLM
>>219852015I like the Klingon lawyer. Before ENT he and the Klingon chef were among the few indications I can recall that there are people besides warriors in their society.Hell, doesn't that one Beverly episode state that scientists are looked down upon in Klingon and Ferengi society? Freaking ridiculous.
>>219852225The Klingon lawyer definitely gets the shit kicked out of him routinely
>>219852225>see image>"oh yeah whomp comic i wonder what he's up to nowadays">go to site>it's just full on ds9 self-insert fanfic now wtf?
>>219852367i dont know what that is
the Klingon lawyer in Enterprise was based. the one in DS9 was lame
Lucas is a fucking hack.
>>219852367I had a weird experience with that comic last year. I was trying for the life of me trying to remember what the name of the comic with the round guy was because I kept conflating him with Dobson. When I finally found it by searching for the Klingon scientist strip, I learned the comic came back from a several year hiatus literally that same exact day I searched for it. Spooked me out.
>>219852468>The decisions you make in a video game are admissible as evidence against you in court.Nice legal system they got there...
>>219852429Hertzler is very good at star trek
>>219852546Raping holodeck characters would probably be relevant to a rape trial. But admissibility should be subject to vigorous examination
Times you got Star Trek jumpscared?I was wondering if Glup Shitto was added to Wookieepedia because apparently the official Star Wars Twitter account mentioned the term and instead stumbled upon some SW shitposting wiki:https://starwars-universe.fandom.com/wiki/Glup_Shitto
>>219852658This was an honest jump scare desu
>>219852656its impossible to rape a hologram
>>219852800
>>219850547Those are not layer lines. It's the texture of her leggings. If they were later lines, you would see them in every feature... Face, hands, hair... Every feature. But you don't.
>>219849285that one Vorta had a very malleable set of chesticles
star trek
sex with
1. Your favorite character of all time2. Your least favorite character of all timeNot including nutrek
>>2198534471. Weyoun2. Worf
>>2198534471. Tuvok2. Ezri Dax
Show me some Top 100 Trekisodes lists across all pre-nuTrek series I like overanalyzing them.https://www.imdb.com/list/ls076657706/Interesting to see how much ENT dominates the list, overtaking VOY & TOS and nearly tying with DS9. I imagine this can be attributed to ENT airing at the height of IMDb's internet relevance, before all the big social media platforms.One of the main things I'm curious about is seeing what fans consider to be the best "regular" episode. As you can see the top of the list is dominated by what you might consider episodes with "inflated" scores due to mets reasons (i.e. all the TOS episodes that have entered the public consciousness and have thus become harder to gauge an objective scoring of, episodes that are important to the series due to lore reasons like Q Who, episodes that have a narrative twist/gimmick that make them stick out more like The Visitor, etc.).By these standards I reckon Cause and Effect is the highest "regular" episode on this list. I think you can definitely argue that it's one of the most "Star Trek" episodes of all time.Another thing I'm curious about is seeing if general consensus on an episode changed over time. I feel like Darmok used to get clowned on when I first got into TNG, but nowadays I'm seeing it praised more and more as embodying the ethos of Star Trek.
>>219853663>episodes so good they enter public consciousness>NOOOOO YOU AREN'T JUDGING IT OBJECTIVELY Transporter accident yourself
>>2198534471. Damar2. The feuding families in The Outrageous Okona
>>219841462T'Pol is great. And Jolene understood the assignment, as the kids say.
>>219844194I paid the no Ferengi fee you dirty scheming big nosed latinum grubbing Ferengi! You say another damned word and I'll got pay a bunch of Nausicaans a few slips of latinum to pay a visit to your female relatives.
>>219845953Jackson if you're nasty!
>>219844194But Brunt is the first post as always.
Your descendants will live alongside giant bugs and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>219853982That's the abuse I get for people a people person
>>219844194This is my favorite image of Quark so far. I am on Season 3.
>>2198534471. Garak2. Kes
>>2198534471. Picard2. Picard
>>219834333looks more like AI slop poorly imitating Troi and plastic statues
>>219846994The Tom body horror stuff is the best part. Can cut out the Warp 10 stuff as that part of Trek lore feels too important to fuck with in a one-off episode and definitely cut out the baffling ending.My idea for a fix would be to sort of combine the concept with Favorite Son and the Kobali episode:Tom fucks an alien, turns out this species is hermaphroditic and reproduces by laying eggs in the loser (similar to snail love darts), this also mutates the host not unlike parasitic barnacles, Tom's body starts mutating just like in Threshold, the Doctor can fix all this but doing so would kill the babies inside him, Tom refuses, ethical dilemma about whether that is really Tom, eleventh hour risky technobabble allows them to restore Tom without killing the babies. Maybe some discussion about whether they should share this breakthrough with the aliens in order to end the suffering caused by their reproduction or if completely fucking with a species's reproduction methods has too many ramifications.
>>219834362What is this shit? SD 1.5? Get this slop out of here. At least use SDXL or Flux. Maybe ZImageTurbo.
>>219853447PicardNeelix
>>219855214Also yes I realize this is similar to the ENTisode where Archer wants to product the Xindi-Insectoid eggs.
>>219849989>Now, not only do they have to tell you what to build, they have to provide you with idiot-proof instructions on how to put the simple parts together.Well you're pretty fucking late to the game on this one, slowpoke, because I was a kid in the '80s and '90s and the lego came in sets with instructions. You bought a set that had a plane on the box? Guess what: it came with instructions to make a fucking plane.
>>219853493Why Worf, senpai?
>>219836132ReAction figures are supposed yo be 5poa throbacks to old og Star Wars figures.
>>219855273he's just shitty as a person and I don't enjoy him
>>219855198>That deformed delta>The random pip on her left collarIt's absolutely AI.
>>219855284The Jew fears the samurai
>>219852055>>219852101>>219852154What are the odds of getting dealt Moonman's Hand?
>>2198534471. T'Pol.2. Neelix.
>>219852055Do Quark's holosuites technically run on Cardassian operating systems? Maybe that causes his holo-programs to occasionally be based and redpilled.
>>219852055>>219855401Oh wait this would've been after the Dominion controlled the station for several months. Maybe Dukat did some research about Human history and had someone program in subtle ways of trolling Sisko.
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>>219855461>>219855401maybe, /pol/troon you could try watching the fucking show and find out that a holoprogram savant named Felix is the one who made it
>>219855293That "random pip" is a snap receiver cylinder to close the collar. Not a pip.You can see the other half of it on the right collar.
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>>219853447Data Dax
