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star trek sex with shran
What does God need with a starship?
>>219893725Glory to Cardassia
This is all you need.
In the last season of DS9 now, was Worf this much of an insecure loser in TNG?
>>219893738Only to witness.
>>219893936yep. it's basically his whole character
>>219893725Jews love to dress up like Nazis for some reason.
>>219893936He's the most Klingon Klingon and that's why he doesn't fit in with Klingons.
>>219893936no, he resolved all his shit in tng but ds9 sucks
please don't tell me he actually said this
>>219893725>Kurtzman made Star Trek too gay!>Star Trek in 1968:
I ship Bashir and Garak
>>219894209Did you post the wrong picture?
>it's un-cloaking!It's funny watching early seasons where they phrase things slightly off in a way they never would by the end of the show
>>219894258Bashir x O'Brien is superior
>>219894205Just wait until you see what Q says
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>>219893883It's missing Captain Taggart. "Never give up, never surrender." ―Commander Peter Quincy Taggart
>>219894005 #It keeps the propaganda alive, as well as the foreign aid.
>>219894005they used to have a sense of humor
>What is this, some kind of star trek?
the aliens in voyager suck. three seasons in and it seems like they’re basically all humans with weird hats or weird hair. The other shows did a better job to make the aliens feel more alien, even if they also had some basically just human races
>something about splitting me in two
>>219893725He is now the same age as Old Bones.
>>219894769There are vanishingly few people alive who can remember the Holocaust. They can't keep using it as a fear tactic forever. What's next AI representations of Holocaust survivors used to guilt trip middle schoolers?
>>219895034One of the most prophetic lines ever delivered.
>>219893725It's his birthday too, you know...
>3rd season TNG: Geordi has an ongoing power efficiency rivalry with the Chief Engineer of the USS Intrepid>four years later: USS Voyager launches, an Intrepid class ship>it's been made canon post-hoc that the Intrepid Geordi was talking about was the first of the Intrepid classOkay but we all know it wasn't, really. Lucky for them it all adds up.
>>219895006The one-off aliens all had to be as low budget as possible since they were designed with the knowledge that they can never randomly bring them back due to the show's premise.What's more frustrating is how the recurring aliens suck narratively. Especially the Borg.
gettin all fucked up on anesthaszine and the white
>>219895915nothin wrong on a Monday night
>>219895083It's a good bet they'll never teach them about this...https://share.google/imTotSKcYPXR79wR9
>>219896207kys /pol/nigger
>>219896207Have you ever thought why does every incident that shows Israel in a bad light is extensively covered but other events not?For example Christians are being killed in Syria on a daily basis. Did you even hear about it?
>>219896563are you aware Israel provided material support to Jolani and were allies with his regime until he started getting cold feet about them just recently?
>>219896563You really expect anyone to believe the media is anti jew?
Can you cook Tribbles? There's got to be some muscle tissue or something inside that furball
>>219896661you would think so. for how they reproduce it would suggest they're a highly predated species wherever they come from.
>>219896661>born pregnantGuess it'd be a bit like haggis
>>219896661Phlox feeds them to one of his animals in sick bay so there's got to be some nutritional value there.
>>219896843i love how phlox took all his notes with him.
>>219893938in the 60s Star Trek had to be careful not to depict the future as atheist since the average person still considered themselves religious of one kind or another. By the time TNG was on god was gone and the religious beliefs of alien characters were depicted as a sign of backwardness or immaturity.
>>219896661Doesn't matter, they were driven to extinction anyway even though the logistics of exterminating a species as highly invasive as them make no sense at all
>>219896887>depicted as a sign of backwardness or immaturity.name 5.off the top of my head I can't think of anything like this. every time there was a "god" it turned out to be something real like with the Edo or Ardra and in Who Watches the Watchers it was specifically about showing them that there was an explanation for the specific things they didn't understand and attributed to Picard being a "god." they never looked down on any aliens for having a god.
>>219896970Klingons developed the genophage or something somehow
>>219896995>Klingons>doing sciencehearty kek
is sex with kes ethical?
>>219897017i'm glad you took that as the joke I meant it to be. high five
>>219897023What happens in the delta quadrant stays in the delta quadrant. Just ask Paris and Janeway.
>>219897023she's two years old you sick fuck
>>219897053cheers, brotherI don't have any Star Trek reaction images on hand other than Worf saying "Die"
>>219896887>in the 60s Star Trek had to be careful not to depict the future as atheist since the average person still considered themselves religious of one kind or another.Didn't the network veto the Kirk and Uhura kiss because that would have been too spicy for the Bible Belt? And then Shatner and Nichols told them to pound sand and did it anyway
>>219897023It better be she has a lifespan of like a decade.
>>219897099why does no one ever mention that this "kiss" is basically forced rape on both of them by an alien using them as playthings and the entire episode is just feeling bad watching Kirk and the crew fucking suffer at their hands?
>>219897133that was how they got around it with these guys >>219897099
>>219897164Spock and Chapel being forced to kiss hurt my feelings the most. it's like the aliens somehow knew her feelings and did it to be extra cruel.
>>219897017Science is their battlefield.
>>219893883Why is Charlie Kirk there?
>>219897089
>>219897133Anon, that's part of the fantasy. I'd never force Uhura to be my sex slave, but these damn aliens force me to struggle-hug her over and over again! Damn them all to hell! Same shit from The Cage, but it was like 4 girls at the same time with a pregnancy kink thrown in. Gene was a man of taste and culture.
>>219897089>I don't have any Star Trek reaction images on hand other than Worf saying "Die"You need at least four reaction subdirectories to be able to post here. But I can help.
>>219897294i have too much empathy for Kirk (because he's my favorite and I love him) to enjoy seeing him in that situation uwu
>>219897357Oh, to be the captain of a Constitution-class starship
>>219895183
What is the best Star Trek episode?
>>219898021The Visitor
>>219893725Was Kirk a Nazi??
>>219898021Threshold
>>219898021My favorites are The Royale and It's Only a Paper Moon. They're really cozy.
>>219897023Why does this simple case of relative aging utterly confuse so many people
>>219898810Anon to security: we've located Mr. Neelix.
>>219898810Because she's supposed to age ten years for every year but isn't sexually mature at the age of two which should be analogous to a twenty year old human.
>>219898021The one where the space cat kills the black navigation officer
>>219896727Exactly. They must be delicious. I know damn well that Pflox would gobble them down in some tribble drop soup.
>>219898998>tribbles That's what Hoshi's soup was missing.
>>219896661I forget, what was the explanation for Talaxians being thousands of lightyears away from their home planet?
Is Phlox just a Cardassian wearing pinkface?
>>219898984Are you sure that's not Red Dwarf?
>>219899099War. That Neelix deserted from. They meet the alien Oppenheimer who developed the planet killing bomb that killed Neelix' family in an episode.
>>219899099they were retarded
>>219899156Oddly, the mirror universe version is not all that different from the one on this side
>>219896654kek, he does apparently
>>219899195If it was within Neelix's adult life, doesn't that mean they traveled through deep Borg space?
>>219896887I know, right? Can't imagine why Picard had a Christmas tree when he was in the Nexus.
>>219899444Christmas is pretty secular in places like Japan
>>219899028Oh, man. Now she's stuck in my head again.
It’s Takei’s birthday today
>>219899492Cope.
>>219899551
>>219899582first post itt calm your tits
>>219899567Who gives a fuck about that faggot rapist
>>219899187Its a space cat that traps the enterprise and they have to go forward to escape.
>>219899303I thought it was funny how he accepted his place in Terran society, as long as they gave him aliens to dissect and torture.
>>219896887NOEL: (light turns) At the Christmas party, we met, we danced, you talked about the stars. I suggest now that it happened in a different way. You swept me off my feet and carried me to your cabin.[Kirk's quarters]KIRK: Merry Christmas.NOEL: Captain, if your crew saw you carry me here.KIRK: My crew is sworn to secrecy.NOEL: But my reputation. I mean, just having met like this. Of course, it would be different if you cared for me.KIRK: You want me to manufacture a lie, wrap it up as a Christmas present for you?NOEL: No, I prefer honesty. (they kiss)
>>219899551Puffy
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>>219894126Yeah, it was good for a while but it's turning into a shitty soap opera now. Not happy about Dukat going from complex character to generic fantasy villain either.
>>219900146Holy shit, I forgot about that
>>219899624I think the reason he hates Shatner so much is that he tried to come on to him while they were filming the OS and Shatner rejected his advances.Oh, myyyy.
>>219900292I would need Spock to help me forget.
>>219900005The skirt on her uniform was ridiculous. Like a parody to see how short they could make them before people complained.
>>219900458I can't imagine anyone complaining about Helen Noel's outfit but a bunch of faggitty fascists.
>>219900316a lot of the TOS actors are just salty that he was a bigger deal than them and could reap the benefits of that and they had to whore out for con money. that's really all I can figure it boils down to because Shat is always like "I don't even think about them at all I dunno why they hate me we were just coworkers"
>>219900605>they had to whore out for con moneyoh and I forgot the crucial part: didn't get paid as much for it as Shatner
>>219900605>>219900712There must be more to it than that because the lead actor always has the highest salary and opportunities
>>219900757it's kinda different because Star Trek became such a big thing. I guess they felt entitled or something. I'm not even surprised because that's just how actors are. they all think they're god's gift.
>>219900605I always got the impression that Shatner was jealous that Spock/Nimoy is seen as the face of the franchise.
>>219900605Then again it could be just like I said and they were just reluctant to talk about it.Oh, myyyy...
>>219900924well then I wonder why they didn't have beef with Nimoy. probably because he was an actually humble person and worked super hard so even they couldn't in good conscious try to fuck with him.
>>219900605
>>219897023seks
>>219900605Shatner also had the most lines to perform and took the most blame when ratings sunk. He was the face of the whole brand. That's immense pressure. There was a rumor that during season one of TNG, the producers told Stewart if Picard wasn't popular they were going to kill him and have Riker take over. That's why there was that weird foreshadowing about him wanting to be Captain by 35.
>>219901140>He was the face of the whole brand. That's immense pressure.you're right I mean they literally would not have gotten the show made with Jeffrey Hunter as Kirk. Shatner being in the role made the whole thing work
>>219894036I love the TNG episode where Riker goes aboard a Klingon ship and we discover that Klingons actually know how to be merry and have a good time. Worf just has a gigantic stick up his ass kek
>>219897876Who can stop him?
>>219901251he is a literal Klingaboo despite being a Klingon just because he wasn't raised as one. but instead of realizing that his idea of what they're like was childish and naive and growing up, he never does lmao
>>219900924>>219900961There was that thing about Shatner being jealous that women considered Spock hotter than Kirk
small question but, why did the ds9 writers hate O'Brian with such passion that they consitantly made episodes designed to toruture him? theres like, 8 episodes where he gets fucked over somehow
>>219901299torture*
>>219901251My face shot into a grin when I first saw the Rob Bowman directing credit.
>>219901299the DS9 writers loved Colm as an actor so they went out of their way to do O'Brien episodes even weird dumb shit like that one where he's some kind of undercover agent. O'Brien suffering was a good-natured meme.
>>219901297I really doubt he was seriously bent out of shape about that and didn't just joke about it. Spock is hotter because of his personality, which, is not real because it's a TV show
>>219901339Imagine what his life would have been had he stayed single
>>219901441he probably would have just stayed as a transporter janny on the Enterprise.
>>219900605>>219900924I vaguely remember stories about Shatner demanding rewrites to take lines from other actors to make sure he had the most lines in an episode.
>>219901644That was even referenced in Galaxy Quest, that definitely happened
>>219901644>>219901671Oh my...Where'd that story come from though? Sounds like it could be real but could also easily be tabloid bullshit.
>>219900924>>219901733Read the letter Roddenberry wrote to them both. It's hilarious.https://www.slashfilm.com/1324759/gene-roddenberry-threatening-star-trek-letter-leonard-nimoy-william-shatner/>No, William, I'm not really writing this to Leonard and just including you as a matter of psychology. I'm talking to you directly and with an angry honesty you haven't heard before. And Leonard, you'd be very wrong if you think I'm really teeing off at Shatner and only pretending to include you. The same letter to both; you've pretty well divided up the market on selfishness and egocentricity.>I want you to realize fully where your fight for absolute screen dominance is taking you.
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>>219901843holy moly I had never heard of that beforeGene confirmed for based and Kelley confirmed for consummate professional and gentlemanI think I'm gonna buy that book now
>>219902002>With a forward by Seth MacFarlaneughhhhhhh ewwwwwww ughhhhhhhhhhhhh ok I'll still buy it but I'm not reading that
>>219901843>>219902002Shatner:> Mr Tambourine Man> Lucy in the Sky with DiamondsNimoy:> Highly Illogical> A Visit to a sad planetThe "Spaced Out" album has to be heard. Sounds like the Star Trek Band was also playing and writing the musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkz9mMauIAc&list=PLHhF7eXU0QSj9Yk6gh62osQ5o2N0HORQf
>>219901843Bonus: Gene also wrote to Isaac Asimov on how to deal with writing for the both of them.https://web.archive.org/web/20120627222403/http://www.lettersofnote.com/2012/06/getting-star-trek-on-air-was-impossible.html>Gene: But the problem we generally find is this—if we play Kirk as a true ship commander, strong and hard, devoted to career and service, it too often makes him seem unlikable. On the other hand, if we play him too warm-hearted, friendly and so on, the attitude often is "how did a guy like that get to be a ship commander?">Asimov: Then, too, it might be well to unify the team of Kirk and Spock a bit, by having them actively meet various menaces together with one saving the life of the other on occasion. The idea of this would be to get people to think of Kirk when they think of Spock.>Gene: But I think the most important comment is that of keeping them a close team. Shatner will come off ahead by showing he is fond of the teenage idol; Spock will do well by displaying great loyalty to his Captain.You think we can blame Asimov for shippers?
>>219902227>Spock will do well by displaying great loyalty to his Captain.i feel like in the SHOW (I have been told they kind of correct it in the movies I still haven't seen) that Spock never does any such thing in fact he leaves Kirk for dead for dubious reasons and does him dirty where I feel a true friend wouldn't have. the impression I got from the show is that Kirk is a fucking angel who can love and be friends with anyone even someone like Spock because he's so emotionally intelligent.
>>219902002Kelley gets a small jab in the fuller letter in the book>Of the three, it goes to DeForest to a lesser extent, but even you have shown signs lately of wanting to join our Child Star Club.
>>219901299The thinking was that O'Brien is the closest thing to a blue collar everyman amidst all these aliens and Academy graduates, so his suffering hits the viewers harder than it does anyone else.
>>219903493I'm convinced that someone (not Picard) screwed with Miles' career. His move to DS9 was painted as a promotion (he's now 'chief of operations'), but the park him as far away from the federation as you can get while still being IN the federation; and his job on DS9, though a higher job title, is a hell of a lot more work, most of annoying stuff like fixing people's food replicators and environmental controls. He went from being transporter chief on the flagship of the federation to top(?) NCO out in the middle of sticksville.
>>219903674That is: outside of the practical show issue that you had a popular character you wanted to cross over to the new series, so you had to come up with some excuse.On the subject of Picard... in one of the early DS9 episodes, Miles and Picard cross paths, and Picard says something along the lines of "I wish you still served on the enterprise"; which suggests it wasn't Picard who sabotaged Miles' career
>>219903674>>219903772Clone (real) Riker tells him not to talk to him real angry like and O’Brien doesn’t seem particularly confused by it.
Should I watch babylon 5 or farscape next? I've finished trutrek.
>>219901671>Rumors referenced in a movie definitely happened
>>219897023Only after she turns 2.
>>219903845watch From. that's what I'm watching now
>>219901207
>>219901207Shatner is a real man, playing the character of another real man in costume.
>>219903817O'Brien probably figures it was Riker who had him transferred after the massive transporter fuck up in Rascals, which was O'Brien's last appearance in TNG.
>>219901251>>219901286Both Worf and Spock are massively overcompensating but their stoic angst is what makes them endearing or at least relatable.
>>219904430you comparing Spock to Worf makes me want to kill you
>>219904380Yeah but O’Brien thought it was the other Riker so he must’ve fucked something up in addition to that that only Riker would hold a grudge over but not Picard
Watching Ties of Blood and Water. Am I tripping or is there something wrong with the makeup in this episode? Dukat and Weyoun just look off somehow
>>219904467It is a good day to die.
>>219899856Catspaw?
>>219904380
>Worf is given command of a Klingon bird of prey>found a month later in an escape pod singing Klingon opera, the sole survivorHe really should have killed himself
>>219904467
>>219904268Shatner was one of those actors given a chance to build more than one iconic character. If Kirk was what Shatner made of it; his later role as the lawyer "Denny Crane" in the TV show "Boston Legal" seemed written for him.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IJC1DQH_sc
>>219904476Riker was the first officer and responsible for the safety of the crew. And O'Brien accidentally turning several crew members into children because he forgot how to operate the transporter he operates every day is a pretty serious safety concern. Regardless of how Picard felt about the incident Riker would have been within his authority to transfer someone over it.
>>219901644Tagay spun this elaborate story about Shatner deliberately stealing his lines during Season 2 (1967-1968) to explain his absence that year, which is fucking bullshit. He was off filming WW2 movies, playing scheming Jap soldiers.
>>219901644I know Martin Landau did that in Space 1999.
>>219893730star trek sex with wesley
>>219906141If you set a phaser to stun and shoot someone in the head with it over and over again at close range would it kill him?
>>219906188Logic dictates that it would indeed.
>>219906141
>>219906188CTE ray
>>219906411Why are the chainsaws chasing the cowboys?
>>219906474because the cowboys were cute
Fuck garbagemen
>>219905441>>219903895Proof is pretty much here though >>219901843>For as long as I stay with the show, starting Monday, there will be no more line switches from one to another. In the actual book, it's said>Your [Shatner's] constant frantic concern, not only over Spock’s lines, but lately McCoy’s, Scott’s, and most recently even Chekov’s small part, is almost embarrassingly apparent and is a key factor in the sabotage and breakdown of whatever stage morale is left.To be fair, he essentially calls Nimoy a drama queen>And now, Leonard. I must say that if I were Shatner, I’d be nervous and edgy about you by now, too. For a man who makes no secret of his own sensitivity, you show a strange lack of understanding of it in your fellow actors.
>>219897267That's Seth MacFarlane you fucking zoomer spastic. He's the "Honourary" Trek Captain because people were so disgusted by Star Trek Discovery and Picard, that they somehow forced themselves to like an equally shitty series made by Seth MacFarlane and inspired by Trek; called the Orville.It's a very gay show.Being a Trek fan at this point has become depressing... But it's still better than Starwars.
>>219899303Denobulans are the Talaxians of the Alpha Quadrant.They should be exterminated.
What’s the actual best Trek series?Overwhelming consensus on Reddit is DS9, so I assume that means I can safely rule that one out
>>219908662Reddit only have that opinion because they copied /Trek/'s take.But they scarcely understand, nor appreciate our DS9 memes.Because Reddit people are cocksuckers.
>>219908802Fuck. This is just like when they steal /mu/s albums recs.It really is hard to tell these days when something is a Reddit opinion and when it's a "Reddit parroting 4chan" opinion.
>>219908868I'll explain it very concisely my friend.Stay off Reddit, they have nothing to offer you.We are your people now.
>>219908919It's good to be here. Hope you don't mind if I take off my duster, kick up my boots, and settle in.
>>219896970Couldn't you just use a transporter to lock onto all of them and transport them into space?
>>219900575*sigh*if anyone needs me I'll be in holodeck 2
>>219908662Honest answer? That would be TOS.The OG series that started it all.
>>219908662I really like voyager so far. The characters are more interesting, better acted, and the one off aliens are better done with more thought put into them than TNG.People lied to me and told me this was the worst of the old trek shows and Neelix was treks jar jar. They were wrong. It’s great,I love it, and I love neelix. He smashes ocampa pussy, cooks for advanced aliens (us), and doesn’t afraid of anything.
Anyone have any good Geordi sex pest memes?
>>219910105You are possibly the worst human being I've ever encountered, anywhere.Neelix is horrible.
>>219910105>>219910134
Are you still talking about Neelix? The guy was a creep. We've had so many wins with the Delta Quadrant and also tragedy, and you're asking about Neelix? I mean it just feels like a desecration.
>>219910219Neelix had sex with a three year old.This is unacceptable my friend. Janeway should have had the EMH euthanize him.
>>219910280age is just a number
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>>219910134>redditor hates the anti reddit characterworking as intended
>>219901441He would have bred that one Cardie chick, I can tell you that much
>>219906052Based Space 1999 knower
>>219908662Mall Walk 9 is a fine show but it's the weakest Star Trek show and is best thought of as a funny little spin off of the proper installments. The Dominion War crap grows increasingly tedious as it goes on.
how come bolian men are always fat
>>219912483that's muscles not fat
>>219912628Bolian men are taking the dwarfpill
Fat Klingons are based.The dinner table is the ultimate battlefield.
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>>219912736kek
>You want to do things the hard way, fine, but I'm going to get the truth out of you, and when I'm done I'm going to take whatever's left of you and lock it away.
>>219912483>why do the whale people have blubber?
>Kes is married to Tom>their daughter is married to Harry>Harry's son is Filipinothis is fucked
>>219914810What happens in Delta Quadrant stays in Delta Quadrant.
Reminder that Jadzia was canonically the neighborhood bicycle who fucked every man on DS9 (except Bashir).
>>219914810This is happening for the second fucking time, in the same series.What are we doing here?
>>219914971She implied one of her hosts was an incel so she and Kurzon had to make up for lost time. It was the one where she had an intern who wasn’t ready for the Dax symbiote.
>>219914971XD she fucked a smelly autistic Klingon and married him.Couldn't even give my boy Jules a handjob or nuttin.Hows that for frontier medicine?
>>219914971>Well, fock you, Dax!
>>219914896Keep Harry away from your babies.>>219915009Yeah but this time they decided to get weird with it.
Irrelevant to the thread but does anyone have that meme of apu lifting up a picture of a movie that completes the set of a "hall of kino" hanging out the wallit's like "/tv/'s X trilogy"
>>219910105Neelix was never a fraction as annoying as JarJar. The hate is all a meme. Troi’s mom is closer to that JarJar of Trek. Except she appealed to older women instead of kids. And she had more of a reason to be annoying.
Not great, not terrible.
>>219915112I don't even think Tom and Kes should have been a thing.I don't even think Terrans and aliens should even mix.Long live the Terran Empire!
>>219915215EMH should have copied Janeway's hairstyle every episode.
>>219910105Lame aliens, too much technobabble, half the cast disappears into the background after Seven assimilates the crew, too many time travel plots, and too many contrived excuses to have plots about Earth / Alpha Quadrant species.It's good background noise, though.
>>219915783>Lame aliensLame recurring aliens, I should specify.
>>219915816The hirogen were ok.
>>219915644We could have had genuine kino.
I've never even watched Star Trek but there's a lot of soul in these threads anytime I pop my head inHope you're all well lads
>>219915783Half the cast were either bad actors, poorly written characters or Harry Kim.
>>219916000Thank you, friend. Hope you are also doing well. Take this image.
>>219915909I like their designs and the threat level they present to Voyager, but it's hard not to just think about Predator when it comes to their culture. I do also appreciate that being comprised of tiny hunting parties adds to that frontier vibe I wish VOY had more of, even if it makes zero sense for a mono-culture to still persist after millennia of fracturing off into tiny groups.
>>219916159None of the clan based alien societies really make sense. How do you develop warp drive if your main concern is the blood feuds of your hundred member clan, like the gatherers from TNG?
>>219893725Does anyone else have a weird headcanon about TOS? Mine is that it's the equivalent of a pulp novel take on what was actually going on(mostly horribly stuff like fighting off Klingon boarding parties). But since that would be too gory it's mostly "oh weird, we found another planet that's just like Earth's Roman Empire!". >>219893936TNG used mostly Worf as a way to show that a new alien was super tough by tossing him around like a ragdoll. He did get to be kinda badass in the spacewalk scene in First Contact. I really hated the Worf/Jadzia coupling in DS9. They just bring out the worst in each other. You can't wait to have a baby with this guy? He doesn't even know what to do with the kid he already has.
>>219914971Jadzia was "finding herself" and Ezri was ready to settle down.
>trek has literal dozens of "go back to the past" episodes>best one by a massive gap is one centered around a comedy episode of TOSHow did they do it?
>>219917534Because it was very visibly a labor of love, like the LotR moviesThat sort of thing comes through on the screen
>>219917534Time travel is generally best handled as a comedy. It's too ridiculous and leaves too many questions if treated seriously.
Janeway’s got a pretty decent rack under that starfleet uniform
>>219917534>How did they do it?By showing respect, and not taking away from old story to tell new one.
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>>219918081lol that’s the episode I just watched which made me realize I might’ve been sleeping on Janeway
>>219917737And she angrily refused the special bra they usually gave women>meanwhile Marina Sirtis and Penny Johnson sing its praises
>>219917534It was shit thoughbeit. So was the VOY 'sode with Captain Faggot.
>>219917737Maybe so, but I've never seen her tiddies. Even if true, however, her voice and attitude is what makes her mostly unattractive to me. She's way too masculine to arouse any feelings of desire in me outside of wanting to slap a ho.
>the Vorta just kinda forgot about their telekinetic powers
>>219917534They really went out of their way to mimic the look of TOS. So much so that the episode was included as a bonus feature on the TOS BD set. Outstanding what they were able to do on a weekly TV budget in the 1990s.
>watch five episodes of love boatHoly shit they are literally the same personI thought it was a joke but it's not, not even in the slightest Also TNG uses the same blue font color as Love Boat, Gene wasn't even remotely hiding it
>>219918237wtf is a maje?
>>219918237Now you have at least somewhat
>tfw your timeline stops existing and you never existedIf I was Q I'd staff a ship with all these would-have-beens and never-weres.
There was only room for one Paris daughter in the canon future, I suppose.
>>219918292i can never keep the early dominion shit straight but i thought that happened in the simulation they were running to see if the federation could be trusted
>>219918292Some Vorta have telekinetic powers and some Vorta have genitals. None have both.
does /trek/ respect Steve Shives' opines on all things Trek?
>>219918629lmao no
>>219918578no, that was real. you're thinking of The Search where Sisko decides to blow up the wormhole
>>219918338In the context given, it appears to mean something in the order of, "master".
so after finishing core trek (1966-2005) my life feels emptyis any of this worth watching?Star Trek 2009 looks like obnoxious action sholock yet its got even higher reviews than Wrath of Khan.
>>219918453One would think that being only one quarter Klingon, her forehead ridges would be much less pronounced than her mother's.
>>219918732they did a whole episode on this niggaB'Elanna reprogrammed the doctor to try and get an abortion because she didn't want her child having those uggo genes (S7E12: Lineage)
Starfleet shouldn't have uniforms. Just put on a combadge and a colored shirt.
>>219918725The '09 movie isn't really GOOD, but it has some neat scenes of ship combat, hulls venting screaming crew into space, giant ships exploding, it even has a planet getting devoured because the director has a fetish for destroying worlds. The second one sucked, the third one was okay but forgettable.>>219918806She just wanted to delete the ridges so their kid wouldn't get bullied like she did, as if anyone on Voyager would have done that. It didn't matter because of when they got home but if they'd spent another 18 years getting home Miral would've grown up on the ship in good company, certainly better than B'Elanna's upbringing.
>>219918732Genes aren't like a perfectly mathematical, evenly distributed soup.I think they discuss it in the episode where Torres first sees the baby will have the ridges, or maybe I remember thinking about it while watching it, either way it's presented as something variable which could've gone one way or the other.
I feel like Data deserves human rights but EMH doesn't.A positronic net is far more sophisticated than a bunch of photons, forcefields and subroutines.Keep those fuckers cleaning out warp plasma conduits where they belong.
>Defiant at warp while cloaked>Jem'hadar seem to notice>our cloaking device has a secret flaw they could be detecting>drop out of warp and they'll be unable to detect it>Defiant drops out of warp while cloaked right in front of themWould a cloaked ship still generate a flash when it breaks the light barrier? I feel like that should happen whether it's cloaked or not...
>>219918908No one cares what you think or how you feel about anything
>>219918827Uniforms in general are kind of fashy :/
>>219918997So are guns and rules and discipline for that matter!
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>>219917737Don't try to pretend that you'd fuck Kate Mulgrew.Her cunt is like the Bermuda triangle.
>>219918972Jem'hadar ships don't have any windows. They wouldn't have been able to see the flash if there even was one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfbsZRbwbJ4
>>219919069>Ensign Janeway reporting for duty Captain, you wanted to see me?
>>219894005Shatner appears to be one of the least jewiest jews in show biz.
>>219918997I hope Nausicaans murder your family.
>>219918846Please don't mention soup to me...
>>219919069>Her cunt is like the Bermuda triangle...a myth?
>>219919138Yeh you'd think so brother, but years back he had some gay little talk show and one episode he invited Jerry Springer on.I swear you won't be able to guess which historical event they spend the entire fucking episode crying about.Shatner is a troll face, just like Ron Pearlman and Kissenger.
>>219919191A smelly and dangerous one.
why do this
>>219919138You're just saying that because his social media manager occasionally posts "based" things on Twitter and a gay minority hates him.
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>>219919191Ships go there and never come back. Some say it's a temporal anomaly, others say it's a wormhole to another dimension. I favor the methane release theory myself, a large pocket of gas bubbling up through the ocean has been shown capable of sending a ship to the bottom in seconds.
>>219919415She's a dirty, funky buccaneer of a woman and rather she keep her pants on.I'd fuck Ishka before I'd pump Janeway/Mulgrew.
>>219919324they needed to establish that archer wanted to fuck tpol so he could decide to never fuck tpol so they could move on to having trip fuck tpol.its TV 101, really.
>>219919495>She's a dirty, funky buccaneer of a womanYou don't have to keep selling me on her, anon.
>>219919341Nah, he's never been outwardly political, partly because he considers himself a guest in the US, he's a very hardworking guy, he's a regular 4chan browser, is a rancher, really what's not to like?
>>219919514It's a shame brother.Joelene Blalock is a fine woman; but I have zero interest in HER.But TPOL!? Oooos!You'd gang her.
You know how when you take your erect dick and do quick dick kisses on a woman's wet spread pussy and it makes those squelching noises as she dilates? That with Janeway.
>>219919602He's a Jew...
I was recently watching "Shore Leave", and I decided to ask Google something I've always been curious about, so I typed in:"Star Trek TOS who the hell is 'Ruth' to Captain Kirk?"I got nothing but a vague but obvious answer about her being a "past love" of Kirk's.But I have always believed, and I think, correctly so, that she was actually an older woman who cured his virginity when he was a kid. Does anyone else see her that way, or is it only me?
>>219919640>You know how when you take your erect dick and do quick dick kisses on a woman's wet spread pussy and it makes those squelching noises as she dilates?This is the Star Trek thread
>>219919661idk but her theme makes me tear up what a great piece of music
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>>219919640I'm a Star Trek fan so no, I don't know that.
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>>219919640Yeah. It kinda squeals like link sausages do when you cook them in a microwave.
Guess who never had sex
>>219919886Porthos?
>>219919886This general demonstrates why Trekkies were traditionally seen as losers who are allergic to women.
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>>219919906 Kek
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>>219920185There are at least two Star Trek references in South Park I thought they made up for the show.
>>219920185You know someone had to purposely design that prop.
>>219898021balance of terror
>>219919161Never figured out what the had to do with Nausicaa.
>>219919080If it isn't necessary for your ship to have an exposed bridge with a window you can look out of why does everyone else do it?
>>219919886The Miles O'Brien replicant.
>>219919906There were plenty of White women in the crew.
>>219920325There's a Sci Fi franchise called Star Trek.Nausicaans are a species of violent thugs from that.You should give Star Trek a go bro, I think you'd like it.
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>>219920396What for? We're right here.
>>219920353>why does everyone else do it?No one does it, not until JJ/NuTrek
>>219920383KekBut Porthos was actually female irl
>>219910105>>219915166The over-the-top hatred for things like Jar Jar, Neelix, or Barney always felt like it came from insecure preteens and teens who had to prove how mature they were.
>>219920416So what, are you new here?
>>219920353Because they're fucking simps bro.They've all been doing space travel wrong, the Dominion are spreading enlightenment throughout the milky way galaxy.You think the fucking Borg have a big old view screen on their cubes?This is why the Alpha quadrant powers are wrong.
>>219920325TNG writers were weebs throwing in Japanese words and imagery wherever they could. They had a ton of Urusei Yatsura and Dirty Pair references during a time in which those shows were nearly impossible to find outside Japan.That's why Masks is incomprehensible to so many people.
>>219920442That may be part of it, but all of those characters are actually pretty annoying in their own way.
>>219920325>>219920469Nausicaa isn't strictly Japanese, it's a character from the Odyssey. They've been ambiguous about whether the Nausicaans were one of their many anime references (which were more Okuda's domain).The one thing they've clarified for certain is the Enterprise's sister ship being the Yamato is strictly a reference to the actual WWII ship, they never had the Space Battleship Yamato anime in mind
>>219920469>during a time in which those shows were nearly impossible to find outside Japan.Just stop.
>>219921046Yeh I was talkin to this Lebbo mate of mine. He told me that Japanese cunts eat with chopsticks.What's the go with that?
