Soifaced Coomers EditionPrevious: >>219909828
>>219935137>Soifaced Coomers Edition
>>219935279Kek, accurate
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>>219935137I love the Grave Encounters movies
Serious horror :)Comedy-horror :/
>floats toward you
>>219935316There are only 2
>>219935590yes, and?2 moviesplural
>>219935611The way you said it. You don’t say it like that.
>>219935660Hola ESL
>>219935611You say, “I enjoyed Grave Encounters 1 & 2.”
>>219935711Will you fucking go away
Off to a good start I see
>>219935809Just keep this general to October
>>219935590you are supposed to write the word out for numbers under 10
>>219935316GE III when
>>219936726heh heh
>>219935660That's exactly how you should say it, pablo.
>>219935711LOL no, I say it just like that
I liked it. It was like if Wes Craven directed Cube.
>>219935448I wish it stuck with>floats toward youinstead of a cringe jump forward and shitty soundtrack stingCould have made it so much more dread-inducing
>>219935316can't take that shit seriously after 'jak memes
>>219925397>Fully grown, they are easily big enough to flip a car and plow through houses like they're made of paper.Just like the start of Razorback.
>>219935448Lake Dingo's: The Mummy
The OG Faces of Death is on tubi lmao
bros what the fuck, I literally didn't do anything
>>219937426It's coming out on 4K now. I'm mulling over whether or not to get it before it sells out.
>>219937474ext.toalso try some of the 1337 mirrors1337x.stx1337x.ccx1337x.wsx1337x.eux1337x.se
>>219937496don't click these links they make chlorine gas
The Mummy was a good movie.
>>219937503it's too late!
What do you guys think of the Conjuring movies? Especially and particularly Conjuring 2
>>219937553chocolate at the end of the garden eh
>>219937553Goddamit
>>219936792which one are you referring to?
>>219937763The Conjuring 2 is a good movie.
>>219937763I remember being unimpressed by Conjuring 1, there wasn't much original about it.Conjuring 2 I liked because it was a comfy duo kino with Patrick and Vera. Conjuring 3 sucked because of the plot being chained to those hokey ghost hunters irl. Actually offensive given the real life case.Conjuring 4 was loaded to the brim with cuties and I'd rate it similar to 2.
>>219937809There's a local theater showing this soon and that actress is supposed to be there to do a Q&A afterwards. I'm thinking of going to it
>>219937870Not trying to be negative, she's a lovely young lady, but Conjuring 2 WAS ten years ago, anon.
>>219935711lol
>>219935448this scene was so scary that I covered my eyesoh and also the ending scene of [REC]
>>2199377631 and 2 are comfy with a few effective jumpscares, 1 having a creepier atmosphere, but they keep showing the demons way too early. that nun ending in 2 ruined an otherwise great movie3 and 4 are terrible they really need to get rid of this chavez guy but the glory days of blum kino like insidious, sinister, conjuring are long gone
>>219937906Jesus Christ, is she-- is she over twent-- *HRFF* is she over 20 years ol-- *BRRFFFFF*I might as well just stay home then
>>219937960REC is, by far, the best horror movie of all time. Objectively.
>>219937906Looks like Hayden Pannettiere
>>219935137WUUUUHHHH
>>219938134AAAHHHH
:O
>God of Frogs 2026 1080p AMZN WEB-DL DD+ 2.0 H.264-BobDobbs>God of Frogs 2026 1080p AMZN WEB-DL DD+ 2.0 H.264-BobDobbs>God of Frogs 2026 1080p AMZN WEB-DL DD+ 2.0 H.264-BobDobbsPossible frog kino has been released
>>219938340Say BobDobbs is the God of Frogs 10 times fast!
>>219938340If 65-year-old GILF Kate Vernon doesn't get naked in this you and I are going to have words.
>>219938496We can have words right now. So how's your day going? Feeling pretty good? Did you have a nice fulfilling meal?
>>219938526Stern words!
>>219938544Ok, we can try that too. How the fuck is your day going motherfucker? I bet your feeling pretty damn great, aren't you? Slashing all the hot camp counselors after peering at them topless? Of course someone like you would have a big expensive fulfilling meal.
>>219938340>we have Frogman 2 at home
Just finished. I liked this a lot! Kinda reminded me of Ugly Stepsister.
>>219938700It's a good movie.
>>219938741Me on the right.
>>219938700It wasn't bad but you can't get much more of a generic trauma analogy horror plot
>>219938753
>>219938753same birdman, same
>>219938700I enjoyed it>>219938785>>219938741Girls' gymnastics is pure gold
>>219939036That's a child
>>219939068Yes, yes it is
>>219939068The anon is what you might call a "pedophile".
>>219939146
>Curry Barker Directing ‘The Texas Chainsaw Massacre’ Reboot Movie for A24Another reboot. I'm betting now this is gonna be "woke person makes anti-woke film to show how they understand woke sucks sometimes actually"
>>219939414He sounds like an Indian's pet dog.
>>219939444KEK
>>219939128I was half-expecting a dragon to fly by in the background.
>>219937763I like all of them, even the lesser-regarded third entry. >>219937553Is this the lg that says cunt like 20 times or a different one?
>>219938741>>219938785Wew…
>>219939934Nah, that's this one.The other one is the one who goes missing.
>>219940119
Just finished. Last B. Cronenberg I hadn't seen and I don't think I understand this guy's movies. Not a fan of Caleb Landry Jones or Sarah Gadon either. I did like the Philip K. Dick by way of Burroughs detective story vibe of the thing though
>>219940593not for everyone but I thought it was kino, fairly daring.kind of like his father I think it's just about throwing you into a bizarre alternate reality up front that you eventually get comfortable with enough to take something away from it by the end.
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>>219940119Was the toe licking scene really necessary?
>>219938102Remember when her mom was pimping her out and she grew addicted to being mistreated by big chads? That was wild.
>>219940119>>219940803>Was the toe licking scene really necessary?>that screencapFor a crappy modern horror, it sounds like there are a TON of silver linings…
>>219940803pure Evil Dead hijinks
>>219941121Do the world a favor and hang yourself
>>219941121Here bro, so you don't have to wait til digitalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kmdbz_kMqI0
>>219940119>>219941121The escalation in modern films makes me wonder if we'll actually get a horror depicting a pregnant kid one day
>>219941461It's only the opening scene, but check out picrel.
Is undertone any good?
>>219937831>I remember being unimpressed by Conjuring 1, there wasn't much original about it.That’s because your palate is not developed. You’re a pleb.
>>219941207You first, batty boy>>219941245KEK of course it was just a gag.>>219941517Are you the same anon that mentioned Tomie Unlimited recently?
>>219941668No, I like it but there's another guy pushing that one specifically. I like the whole franchise.
>>219941544its the 2nd most boring movie of the decade (after skinamarink) in its first 70 minutes but also one of the better horror flicks of the decade in its last 20 minutes
>>219941946Yea I was getting skinamarink vibes from it. But if it pays off, then worth it I guess.
>>219941993nta, I couldn't even follow it and don't know what happened, but I'm a retard.
>>219942263Oh, and I didn't think it's Skinamarink-y at all, it's shot traditionally and isn't THAT boring.
>>219942278If he'd just cut it to about 70 minutes I think Skinamarink could've been a normal hit.
>>219937870If you do go, let us know if anything interesting comes up.
>See a shop for rent where I live>Rent is fairly cheap>Has a really large cellar>Get dreams to open it and sell spooky stuff>Then have midnight horror showings for select clientele in the cellarA man can dream, bros. A man can dream.
Watch Undertone in the dark with headphones.
>>219943148Showing movies without the right permission is illegal. All it takes is one person to out you, and you're being sued into generational poverty.
Hey AvistaZ bros, can you check if this Takashi Miike movie is up there with english subtitles?None of the private trackers I’m on have it w/ subs
>>219943169I watch everything in the dark with headphones on because it's not even 5am when I start watching stuff and I have blackout curtains.
>>219943148in this economy??
70s horror is kinda boring imo.
>>219943201>drama / thriller / crimeNot horror>2 releases>Japanese & Chinese subtitles>no English onesWell there you go
>>219943201Decent courtroom thriller, but not horror or as daring as Miike's earlier works.
>>219943259I love that Miike directs whatever he wants. He's done every genre imaginable. Dude made a legal comedy-drama, musical romance, and a horror-thriller all in the same year. Dude is weird and clearly just loves directing.
>>219939535Dude , there's a spooky skull in your picture.Okay, technically two.
>>219943390I think I remember seeing an interview with him where he said him just getting offered a job is fate telling him to direct it. Would explain why he makes so much..
>>219943234Lots of booba.
>>219943635Better than the alternative where he has some vice that is sucking all his money dry, so he needs to work constantly or end up homeless.
>>219941517Not bad. Makes me hopeful it happens more and writers see value in its use as a plot device.
>>219935137>>219935316
>>219944273still gets a chuckle from me every time
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>>219943234>using the b-word
I keep talking about dismemberment and today Maika Halfwolf got her legs eaten in Monstress 61
Hear me out. The show its from is cringe but a realistic version of this would be a great slasher villain: a killer robot wearing someone's skin.
>>219945084more like Maika Nolegs lmao
>>219935137SPOOKY
>>219946399Jesus Christ.
>>219938048Not funny.
I prefer Gonjiam over both Grave Encounters.Gonjiam is damn near a ripoff of Grave Encounters, but I think it's far better executed.
>>219946876:DDD
>>219946399i should impregnate her
>crow’s feet in your early 20s
>Men, marriage, and pregnancy are the real horrorsThis is 99% of horror movies and I wouldn't want it any other way.
>>219948075Women have this thing where they look good and are more expressive facially than are men.
shut up chuds
>>219948365no actually
>>219947809third time's the charm
Why is half the thread pedoshit?
>>219948566Because it's/tv/, stupid.
>>219948566It's one retarded loser talking to himself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IxPD-jNdwM
>Wendy actually survived in the original cut of Final Destination 3, but test audiences wanted her to die so they shoot a different ending where she dies Based or cringe?
>>219949202Why does he look like a guy who's gone way too deep into mewing?
>>219949759Grim all around. You never listen to your test audience because they're generally dumb as shit and you never change your vision to appease these dumb as shit apes.No winners here I'm afraid.
men dont look like men anymore
>>219943169What the dog doin'?
>>219949202Black female in trailer as love interest. Pass.
>>219950608I literally saw that movie last Saturday!But, who are the 2 guys in the middle (guy kneeling with the red jacket and the one with the shotgun behind him)?I don't remember them in the movie.
>>219950608> men dont look like men anymoreMen are not really men nowadays but male cattle. Modern females are losers.
>>219951671picked up
>>219951671>>219952626Every white dude in that universe has a Black SO. All I know is Wonder Woman better be getting the D from Terriffic.
>>219951871>Modern females are losers.you are an autistic retard who spends 18 hours a whining about off topic shit in a horror thread
