Arthouse & Classic bathhouseBratleriepetic edition>QOTDHas a film ever gotten you to purchase a wearable item?>BonusWould you ever consider doing that?Prev. >>219931893
Queen of /film/
Very cumonable face in OP
finally marathoned picrel. what did i think of it?
>>219981243*stab*
>>219981213I could've saved her
>>219981243that's a child
Favorite silent film star?
>>219981309sur dix
>>219981516Buster.
>>219981266If you want to RP give session id
>>219981213
>>219981645Besides him or Chaplin
>>219981516The old gay dude in Orestes Laskos' Dphnis and Chloe
>>219981516Paul WegenerErich Oswald Hans Carl Maria von Stroheim
>>219981911One of the men you listed is German but the other is one of 'them' (though he was one of the good ones). It will shock you when you learnHint: it's the one who invented an entire fake Prussian aristocrat title for himself
>>219981275
>>219981826Seastrom.
>>219982055?
>>219981826Valentino, John Gilbert or someone like that is my serious answer. Silent comedy is gay and lame but I like the dramas.
>>219981516/film/ answers: Lon Chaney, Lillian Gish, Victor Sjöstrom
>>219981516
>>219982116We call him Sjöström here.>>219982122Mouchette [1967] elicits the feeling of "I could've saved her" to me.hope that clears things up
Almost 2400 films watched (not some insanely big amount I know) and I feel so burned out, I think I got maybe few hundred left in me and then it's down to 1 film a week, I wonder if that happens to most film watchers, at some point you have seen most of the classics and good directors and you are now trying stuff that it's a hit or miss, more often miss at this point to be honest. I slowly switch to reading more books (2 hours a day).Anyone else had a similar experience?
Paulbros we're back...
>>219982230My dad loves the spaghetti western Carey did in the 70s called Man of the East. We watch that a lot.
>>219982245Oh I see that's with his son. I've never seen it before. Thanks for the suggestion. I got to get back on the /film/ wagon and start watching some Кинo again.
>>219982230Harakiri Harry Carey Harakiri Harry Carey let's call the whole thing off!
>>219982337>I got to get back on the /film/ wagon and start watching some Кинo again.watch Wagon Master, also starring Carey Jr.
>>219981213>QOTDNot purchase, but when i was 15 i saw picrelated and thought Lurie looked like the coolest guy ever so i tried to find a hat like the one he wore in the movie, turned out my cousin had a similar one that used to be his grandpa's, so i wore that thing everywhere for like two months. Looking back on it, it's quite embarrassing.
>>219982192I've been through periods of not watching anything for weeks but it always passes.
>>219982192I force myself to do what's right regardless of how I feel, and I watch about 4 flicks a week. The burnout fades by itself if you just persevere in the k-watching journey.
>>219982192I think that's kind of a curse of this hobby, you tend to start with the best and move down from there, and then it becomes harder and harder to find new great movies, and you feel like 95% of the movies people mention and bring up you've already seen and enjoyed. I had this weird drive where i wanted to watch a bunch of movies i gathered from a couple of "greatest ever movies" lists before i turned 27, so for many years I watched tons of movies at a very high pace, and since then I'm still searching for more movies and still discovering new things all the time, and new movies also still get made but my pace has definitely gone down, and there's a lot of movies on the watchlist that I've scrolled past 100 times over the years because I'm never in the mood for it.. I do think it's normal, if you start at the "top" ( which I believe I did ) it's kind of more effort for diminishing returns all the way
/film/ actually rekindled my interest and made me start averaging a film every two days again. In the year or so before coming here i was barely watching one a week. So thanks, /film/.
>>219981244Mf got unlucky with the dom, what a fucking asshole
This is not an islamic edition.
>>219982893Thank God.
>>219982904We call him G-d here.
>>219982747You are most welcome my summer tulip.
Picture this: You are in Thailand in a dilated shack on a cold December night. It's Christmas. A ladyboy underneath your arm as you two watch Antonioni's L’Eclisse for the second time that evening. Doesn't get much better than am I right /film/.-smoothlegs
DumontGODS....we couldn't be more back...
Director's Fortnight is STACKED this year, absolutely humulating the Main Competition.
>“Red Rocks” follows the rivalry between two gangs of kids—a mix of local residents and summer visitors—who compete in the perilous game of cliff jumping. “Shot in the French Riviera with very young children, the film adopts a documentary-like approach, guided by the deliberate use of wide-angle lenses. Once again, Dumont explores the grace that can emerge from cinema,” said the section.I'm feeling it DumontGODS, I'm feeling it...
>>219983361Stoner ahh nigga
>>219983306Kid on the left is one of the most old man looking kids i've ever seen.
>>219981516Bessie Love
>>219983603He kinda looks like Von Sydow
>>219983603French hicks look weird, especially the ones Dumont picks
>>219983603see more kids
>>219983690Poor choice of words
>>219983635Stellan Skarsgard IS.. Max Von Sydow IN ... the benjamin button story
>>219983891what moovie?
sigh...
>>219984080what's wrong pardner?
LAMENTING INNOCEEEENCEIT'S MY FORM OF SELF-DEFEEENCE
>>219983891There'scinema、andthecinemaisNicholasRay
>>219950371If you're watching Ferrara films, I highly recommend The Addiction. I feel like that's generally considered his best among his acolytes.
>>219984456Bad Lieutenant is pretty much the only one of his joints that could be considered unironically /art/.
>>219984154eh its nothin...
Wtf Anora ripped this off hard
>>219985095Fak nah.
>>219984550New Rose Hotel?
Which one's the best out of these? You can rank them>The Shrouds>Resurrection>L'Etranger>Grand Tour>The Testament of Ann Lee
>>219985261Magellan.
>>219985261Calabuch.
>>219985261Resurrection is probably the best one, just stream of consciousness kino all the way through, although Bi Gan is getting a bit stale, could disappoint. Grand Tour is considered a failure but I liked it. The Shrouds is good, but late Cronenberg is acquired taste. L'Etranger was an uninspired adaptation of Camus, but the cinematography is good I guess, although nothing particularly special. The Testament of Ann Lee is just cringe.
>>219981213I am formally submitting AVATAR (Cameron, Lightstorm, 2009) for /film/ consideration for acceptance into the official /film/ Film canon.Look at this frame, an homage to impressionist painter Van Gogh, as the characters frolick along their Garden of Eden in what is essentially a recreation of Genesis told through a scifi lens. Can't get any more artsy fartsy than this!
>>219986050This is /film,/, not /computers/.
>>219983690Look at his ear, even his ear is an old man's ear.
>>219985232Mega kino.
>>219986050Van Gogh was a post-impressionist painter.
>>219986516He was also mid as shii, and a manufactured industry plant created by his brother after his death to get some money off art speculation.
>>219986635there are worse painters out there.
This is still the best film about a visual artist.
>>219986825Yeah, but he's way more overrated than most of the shitty ones. Shout out Miró, Kusama, Dalí, Ono, Hirst, Botero.
>>219986890Munch just left da shat.
>>219986890you should check out the movie "andrei rublev", that one is really good
>>219987010Yeah, yeah. But that one doesn't really count.
>>219986986Never been a big fan of Dali.
>>219986261don't be snobby, what matters is the end result, not the instruments
>>219986890What about Rivette’s La Belle Noiseuse
>>219987035Why not
>>219987055Was shouting out shitty painters / "artists". Tbh, Van Cock makes them seem like prodigies.
>>219987109You know why...
>>219986890Indeed, indeed.
>>219987139No. That's why I asked
Tonight.
>>219987114Fucked up lol, I meant to say "they make Van Cock seem like a prodigy".
>>219959989>xe logs films despite not even watching half of themWHOOOOOOOOOOORE
>>219981213Was she sex back then?
>>219987320Sirrr go to sleep it's late in mumbai ok?
is Vincent Van Gogh /film/?
We're more into Vincent Van Gallo here.
>>219987462Shut In (2022) was kino by the highest degree.
You're not funny.
>>219987512alright alright but The Human Trust (2013) now that was a great one by Vincent Gallo.
>>219987512Women tell me I'm funny.t. Van God
What's the /film/ equivalent to the Rick Ross verse from Devil in a New Dress?
>>219987696Sadly, Cosmopolis. Arthouse niggas ain't got the test to pull off a filmic DIAND.
Thread smells fecaloid now.
>>219987854Yummy!
>>219987696MVP: Most Valuable Primate (2000)
How do I become a director so respected I can put underage nude girls in my movies?
Um.
>>219989173Become a friend of Tarantino.
>>219984456>If you're watching Ferrara films, I highly recommend The Addiction.Seconding this. Plus Lili a megacute.
You are funny.
>>219990567Thanks faggot.
>>219990639No prob.
>>219981213I can see the outline of her nippuru
>>219981213>not posting the full scene
>>219981213>AOTDIf you ever bought clothes because of a movie, you're a cringe faggot and you should be euthanized
>>219990978I have a Godzilla t-shirt.
>>219990978I have an XL sized Suspiria 1977 shirt
>>219982747Pathetic.
>>219990978I have an AKIRA motorcycle, Ghost in the Shell girlfriend, and Sen to Chihiro daughter.
>>219990946Lháři žháři!!>>219991116Wtf, are we twins?
I KNOW I'M PATHETIC I KNEW WHEN SHE SAID IT
>>219982747And how long have you been posting here while watching 1 film a week?
>>219981810what movie ?
>>219991516Darude Sandstorm
>>219991085>>219991116>>219991192I think you don't understand. The merch is fine. Buying the same clothes a movie character wears is cringe.
>>219991516A guy brought this up in the last thread. It's from "Como Era Gostoso"
>>219982747Answer me
No.
>>219992243You’re pathetic
>>219992265You're brown
>>219992265>patheticWe say dégueulasse here.
>>219992295We say pathpetic here.
>>219985261I would go:1) Resurrection (4.5)2) The Shrouds (4)3) Grand Tour (3.5)4) L'Etranger (3)5) The Testament of Ann Lee (2)Magellan coming in at sixth, with a dismal score of 1.5
>>219982747How many movies do you watch a week now? Curious too. Nta
>>219992353Nta but >>219992282
>>219992282I am white male from the midwest
>>219992378Post hand.
I love how many arthouse films just assume that the viewer is bilingual and willing to read subtitles. Gotta filter out the Amerisharts
>>219992378.You should be planting corn right now.
>>219982653have u seen every John Ford, Hiroshi Shimizu, Raul Ruiz, Joao Cesar Monteiro, Fritz Lang, Nicholas Ray? +there's at least a handful of films released every year that are worth watching if you keep #abreast
>>219992409This one filtered our resident Timmy recently.
>>2199891731. Move to France;
Are we excited for Cannes Fixbros?
>>219982747Tell us how many movies you watch a week
1 film a day, such is life!
>>219991652My favorite movies are historical epics so I walk around wearing chainmail with my nipples visible
>>219992720Very much so, fellow Fixbro!
>>219993052Pathetic.
Some of you guys wouldn't know good kino if it ran up to you and kissed you on the mouth
Top 1% anons, raise your hands!
>>219993100You take that back!
>>219993100*smooch*
>>219993072>t. Kurt Angle
smoothhands, of letterboxd fame, here. how are we all doing tonight??? watch any kino today??not me just a quick old jap short (too short for a nap)now im watching the nfl draftand you?
>>219993100I watch 2-3 movies a day and get paid $200 to watch each movie.
>>219993100We like the kinos of the Canadian actresses Sarah Gadon and Amanda Fix
>>219991301>>219991802No, that was before. >>219992353I try to do one everyday but probably average one every couple of days or so.
>>219993142Are you a youtube reactor?
>>219992720>>219993082Terrible dress. Makes her tits look saggy.
>>219993225One a day. Okay then. Try to work up to 3 a day.
>>219992935>averaging a film every two days againCan you fuckers not read?
>>219993324Stop being coy and tell us already
>>219993324/film/ not /lit/
>>219982747> averaging a film every two days Yeah…I don’t think you should be posting here…we’re not that kind of place
>>219993310You sound cucked
https://youtu.be/nA-UBVKQFM0Less kino. More reading. You heard him.
>>219993376What kind of place?
>>219993324You watch one film per few days, you don’t get to post.
>>219993390Because I'm not into saggy tits?
>>219993416Reddit
>>219993354>>219993421Can any /lit/anon explain to me how to properly evaluate a book's typesetting and page layout in the corresponding film-related terms that I understand, like cinematography and mise-en-scène?
>>219993421Says who?
Can someone explain the Cannes controversy in NBA terms?
>>219992282I'm latinx.
>>219993438Because you are acting like a cuck.
DAVDAVDAVDAV IN MAY
>>219993635... says the guy who'd gladly let a mediocre actress quite literally cuck him.
>>219993553Says /film/, moron. We aren’t some pleb general. I watch 5-7 films a day.
>>219993823Which ones did you watch today?
>>219993823Rookie numbers. I have three monitors hooked up to a rig on my shoulders. Swiveling my head back and forth I am able to watch three kinos simultaneously if the wife and her boyfriend don't interrupt. On average I can watch 15 a day.
>>219993823Nobody else here does that.
>>219993823Do you even remember what you watched last month.
i just looked and it seems like i average about 3 films per weekguess i have no choice but to kms now
>>219993698Nothing about Amanda Fix is mediocre
>>219994015That’s pretty pathetic.
>>219994034Her face is. Her body is. No idea about her personality, but chances are it's pretty mediocre as well.
>>2199939662 movies during the day and 3 at night, noob.
>>219994015Isn’t it bed time now catfag?
>>219994120You are being unbelievably cucked right now.
So, basically, LH's daily routine revolves around baiting people, and if he fails baiting someone, he just goes on to the next bait objective? Super fun.
>>219994186Who’s LH why do you have a nickname for anonymous people posting here
>>219994226Le LH c'est moi
>>219994152>f-fuck you>but yes night
>>219994163Didn't you just admit that you're actually the one who's into being cucked by this Fix chick?
>>219994226>t.
>>219994280Im no cuck, unlike you.
>>219993971I keep a list
>>219994355What did you watch today?
>>219994372Not telling you. Normally, I wouldn’t mind sharing recommendations but it turns out numerous anons itt don’t even watch one /film/ a day.
>>219994397I watched Barbarella, Terminator 2, Andrei Rublev, Van Gogh and Cars today, you can tell me and I'll pay for the others by watching 2 more films today.
>>219994432It's probably the jeet /hor/fag, judging from his posting style.
>>219994256Odd looking duck...
>>219994501It's LH.
>>219994501>posting style
>>219994355So you don't remember.
>>219994432You watch movies but numerous anons here just said they watch one film per few days.
>>219994573I watched all those movies with 3 other /film/ anons.
>>219993966Did you just say that?
https://www.tiktok.com/@keijiedits/video/7502365064419167510
For the same price as a Schoenbrun flick, you could watch a good Stay As You Are, a fresh slice of Cat People and a Paris, Texas, which you will enjoy much more.
>>219994350And yet you did not deny that you'd love to get cucked by her. Interesting.
>>219994975Gosh, she looks so STUPID
>>219995014Yeah, she’s a girl.
>>219994975Are her hands tiny or is it just a big teacup? That's what I've been wondering...
>>219994934Silence blacked spamming cuck
I need LH...
>>219995118It's a big cup.
>>219995264For you.
>>219995118>her
>>219994975
>>219995346Utterly repulsive
>>219995166What the fuck do you want, you lowly little spic? Interrupting my goddamn Korean crime-mystery-thriller marathon.
>>219995410All I ever wanted was a hug.
>>219994975*stab*
>>219995485Fuck off.
>>219995346Worst thing posted in /film/ since G*donfag's micropecker.
>>219995346Delete this.
>>219995346Delete this RIGHT NOW
>>219995346Roemer truly was a master of persepctive
>>219995697We call him Rohmer here.
>>219996138We actually call him "Ricky Ro-Ro".
>>219993958Are you harperfag
>>219996220Yes.
>>219996262Lies.
>>219995523Fuck on.LH my eternal lil nig on a leash :3
>>219996220Back to your containment thread, Gurpy.
>>219996159I call him Jean Marie Maurice Schérer personally.
>>219996573You have to be careful with that though because he didn't want his mother finding out about his work.
Cucks lost
>>219996549You’re stupid to think you know who is who.
>>219996305I am Harperanon, not harperfag.
>>219996549> Back to your containment thread, Gurpy.What are you guys talking about?
>>219996963Lies.
>>219996887>>219996963You're next-level retarded for thinking no one could ever pick up on your habitual lying and military-grade autism, especially when you've been spamming the same place for years. Do us all a favor and go jump in front of a train already.
>>219996993ribs
>>219996993Anonymous board. Many different users. I am not the guy you replied to but I am just saying.
>>219996993You’re accusing another anonymous user of being someone else. I see this on many generals.
>>219996993You’re claiming that another anonymous user is actually someone else. I also notice this happening often in generals.
The H man is a very autistic, fat loser without friends, exiled by his family, lives alone because his family forced him to leave home, yet still receives money from mummy and daddy, etc. The H man is a cringe loser.
watched two films today. i fucking hate Valerie and Her Week of Wonders and i fucking love Dry Leaf
>>219997481More like Dry Spell, amirite or amirite, Harperman? Laugh out loud.
>>219997104Gotta have them ribs. And pussy too.
>>219996549Guess it’s my cue to leave now that you’ve started posting
Ayo can we get this GET for Sir Ridley, Imma need your help
>>219996549You seem really proud of posting her pictures, but a lot of people are getting tired of it.
>mfw all those seething pissjeet replies >>219997104Absolutely smoochable from head to toe, ain't she?
I FUCKING LOVE ALL-AMERICAN SWEETHEART SISSY SPACEK!
>>219997964That nigga is just a cringe loser, ignore him like his family did.
>>219997939Trips and Sir Ridley doesn't make it past april.
>>219998289Well, he'll live forever now.
good morning darlings <3 may we seize the day and enjoy pictures
>>219994521LH?
>>219998223BASED AND CARRIEPILLED!>>219998232Ya see Fenomeno, the issue is he simply can't ignore me; I truly wish he could move on. I've tried time and time again but I live in his head rent-free more than you, if that's even possible. Both of you are unable to keep my name out your mouth. You're blinded by rage 24/7 writing waifubro hagiography while the other freak stews in retardation, spamming /hor/ whenever he isn't banned.Fantastic, isn't it?
>>219998502You really think someone from somewhere else is here, you are honestly beyond help. I do enjoy your presence here however, you seem unintelligent and low pressure and keeps this general entertaining
>>219998502Mental illness I reckon. On the bright side nobody will ever sincerely write "I miss CRA/Pissman" when they're gone.
>>219998502Only thing fantastic is your weight and small dick size.
>>219998786No woman ever said "I want a 5'6" femboy inside me", sorry to tell you pal.
>>219998502What is /hor/?
>>219998835Depends if he is pretty, Mr, Ogre.
>>219998835Femboys actually do have high demand among straight women but low supply from conservative men hoarding all that cum.
>>219998835You’re probably some blue collar scruffy looking shrek looking low is guy who calls men who take care of themselves “gay.” How do know? When you said “femboy.” It was pure envy.
QRD on all of this?
Just like how you can usually tell if someone is attractive based on their voice, you can tell if someone is attractive based on their posts and what they say. Attractive people tend to have nice eyes that are bright and cheery and their voices and tones express that.
>>219999060she needed correction
SQUIRREL
>>219999066reminds me of this image
>>219999161“Kinda, but the guy at the bottom wouldn’t sound attractive. People who seem attractive usually have bright, lively eyes, and you can hear that energy in their voice too. It tends to sound upbeat and cheerful, even if it only comes through now and then.
>>219999161Nta but a few days ago, I was online gaming and the moment I heard this chick speak, I said>hell no, I will not talk to someone that sounds like this I didn’t know who or what it was but it was purely from sound and voice and tone. Turns out it was some black that sounded very ignorant the more she spoke.
>>219998502>FenomenoWhy are you giving him the highest of compliments?
>>219999066Facts! Truthfully my voice is my most attractive feature.A certain somebody pointed out how I sound like Julien Miquel and I was gobsmacked at how similar we sound.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJbC1KY1CgQ
>>219998870He is gay, Mr. Fatass.>>219999254Stop capping and kill yourself; you're just a low IQ autist with pathological levels of covert narcissism, a woman height and to top it all off, are a femboy. What a fucking disgrace for males worldwide, man.
>>219999279You drive a pick up truck, have a Trump sign on your lawn and have a gay dating profile.
>>219998786100%. /film/ can't handle more than one sperg meltdown at a time so you know it's real bad when they're replying to each other.
>>219998944No chance in hell anybody who posts on /film/ is "some blue collar scruffy looking shrek looking" guy.
>>219999330Speak for thyself, I look like Gerard Depardieu
>>219999340Present day or 70s/80s Gerard?
>>219999279The covert narcissism you speak of is my self aware exaggerated confidence and an attitude of "I'm an unstoppable force but I'll show humility when necessary">What a fucking disgrace for males worldwideI don't think of it that way since I seek validation from women, not other men.
*smoo- *dodge*
>>219999330An anon literally said he does blue collar work from what I remember.
>>219999356
You can tell she got the ick...
>>219999356AAAHHHHH
Typical French behavior...
>>219999395She's so fucking sexy.
>>219999395...
>>219998835then how do you explain the kpop threads
>>219999330I kinda look like Keanu facially, but I wear XL and have a pretty blue collar body from boxing and the jobs I did before I got my degree, so he's right, plus I'm bald.>>219999354You're just a delusional retard bro, nothing more, nothing less. 0 confidence.
>The set dresser, whose duties could include choosing the furniture and paintings that will appear in a movie, said the actor used his legs as pincers to hold her as she squeezed past him in a narrow corridor.>She said he grabbed her hips then started groping her behind and “in front, around.” She ran her hands near her buttocks, hips and pubic area to show where she was touched. She said he then grabbed her chest.>The woman also testified that Depardieu used an obscene expression to ask her to touch his penis and suggested he wanted to rape her. She told the court that the actor’s calm and cooperative attitude during the trial bore no resemblance to his behavior at work.>The other plaintiff, an assistant, said Depardieu groped her buttocks and breasts during three separate incidents on the film set.
>>219999410All 38+ Chris Chan type gayniggas larping, perfect space for someone like Birkinfag desu.
>>219999413Yeah, you’re some low iq blue collar. It was pretty obvious from your oddly specific insults.
We're 500 posts away... Stay on duty, Ridleybros
Baking
>>219999416His Wikipedia article is a fun read
>>219999413>XLEveryone here is fat, knew it. >>219999416That's just being friendly in France.
>>219999488Edition status?
>>219999524*oven dings*>>219999535>>219999535>>219999535
>>219999540Too late.
bump of /film/
