Trek rightfully denies the existence of time edition.Previous: >>219974080
star trek sex with shran
when I watch the show I like having /trek/ general on my other monitor.
Wesley crusher died a virgin
>>219999199Why do you pretend you're not phonefagging like everybody else for the past 10+ years?
>feminist>treats women like shit for trying to earn a living
>>219999194>>219999240star trek sex with wesley
>>220000353is it even possible to harm a tribble?
why didn't kes just send them all the way back to earth?
>>220000851She would if they sacrificed Neelix
Who is the most beautiful woman to ever appear on Star Trek? I assure you, I only want answers for pure and sacred purposes
>>220001276
Redpill me about voyager. Any good reasons to watch it other than Seven of Nine?
>>220001853
>>219999240Not a butt virgin
star trek sex with d'deridex
>>220001853there is nothing but good reasons to watch it
>>220001853It's extremely comfy. The whole show feels like a warm hug.
What the fuck? I didn't remember this eppy at all. Which of you Voyboys has been messing with the timeline in order to create new 'sodes?
Akoocheemoya. I am far from the wigwams, casinos and cigarettes of my ancestors.
>>220002491I skipped so many low effort episodes of TNG on rewatch for the last 20 years I realized there were 2 I had never seen recently
>>220002491You probably skipped anything that had Janeway's gothic horror holonovel in the teaser like any normal viewer would.
>>220001853You've gotta watch it just to be able to fully appreciate how they squandered all the potential with the mostly episodic TNG formula.The night before last I unironically dreamt about a Voyager finale where by the end of the show the ship was so beaten up and had so many alien modifications that it had become virtually unrecognisable, and then the first Federation ship that meets it is a clean, unmolested Intrepid class. Voyager pops out of a wormhole or whatever and they meet nose to nose, so it looks like a fucked up mirror image.In RLM's Voyager video Mike dismissed this as a possibility because they had their roster of beauty shots of the physical model they had to get their money out of, but the show was openly intended to be used as a testbed for CGI effects. Half the regularly used beauty shots of Voyager were already CGI from the very beginning. If you're uncertain whether you're looking at CGI or not you can tell from whether the windows beneath the shuttlebay are lit, they couldn't squeeze lights in there for the physical model.
>>220002491>tries to get a romance storyline >get cucked by monke
All I want to know is which slop shop gets the IP next...Amazon or some other jewish nepo baby with a political agenda. 15 years with no new trek.
>>220002965Paramount
>>220002789>>220002513akoocheemoya
>>220003446I'm so glad I found /trek/ before watching VOY, every scene with this chucklehead talking about the spirits of his people has me giggling like a schoolgirl. The 'sode with Nog where he Akoocheemoyas for the first time in the back of the shuttle had me on the floor.
holy basedhttps://youtube.com/@bringbackenterprise9220?si=jjJnfpQIS4dH-XxM
>>220003603I had the same experience. Similar to watching TOS 'sodes like Amok Time or Mirror Mirror after growing up with countless parodies.
>Mr. Chakotay, what do you think we should do about the large and heavily armed alien warship we have just encountered?>Let me consult with bear spirit of um ancestors.>HEY AH HA HA HEY AH HA HA HEY AH HA HA HEY AH HA HA HEY AH HA HA HEY AH HA HA HEY AH HA HA HEY AH HA HA HEY AH HA HA HEY
>tfw 1/108058937206th Indian and your dad takes Chakotay's bullshit seriously
wtf you guys never told me he'd be showing up
>letting chatgpt delete precious medical knowledge because chatgpt made another chatbot using it and the chatbot made a space minority uncomfy (because woke)
>>220004361>computer, generate a Japanese doctor circa 1942 with complete medical knowledge of the era>wtf this guy was in Unit 731, computer what the fuck? delete program!
get yourself a girl who looks at you the way Janeway looks at this lizard person
>>220004402She’s got a type
>>220003974
>>220004361Why didn't they just reprogram it to not look like a cardassian and change its voice? It's a hologram.
>>220004641The fact that it was data obtained by something one guy on the crew said was unethical is the reason they deleted it. Now the doctor could’ve just ran the program in the background, or changed the UI so it didn’t look like the nazi doctor but hindsight is 20/20
why are starfleet consoles filled with volatile explosive material?
>>220005133To kill extras for dramatic effect
>>220004641>>220004754becuase its a half baked dilemmaholomoset was right, emh is full of medical knowledge that was initially gained through unethical practices. the voy crew was only emotional about it because it was recent instead of 500 years ago.
Reminder that one exploding panel took out both Janeway and B'Elanna in that episode where Kes was traveling backwards through time.
I'm fine with exploding panels as a visual way to communicate the ship is getting damaged, but I hate how frequently it just insta-kills the poor goldshirt. I always hope they're just horribly burned and unconscious, but too often you have a main character check their pulse or dialogue confirming they've lost a crewman.
How exactly does a shower of sparks kill a person? In TNG sometimes a crewman would get badly burned, in VOY's pilot some of the bridge crew had shrapnel wounds, but later on crewmen just fall over and stop breathing. Is it supposed to be such a concussive force that it damages them internally? Is it supposed to be electrocution?
>>220005218>Unit 731 >V2 rocket scientistsSo the real reason Sneedfleet calls all it's officers "scientists" is so they won't face any war crimes trial?
>>220002774The fact that it was already CGI for more than half of the beauty shots of the ship doesn't diminish Mike's point. They would keep reusing shots, and they did.
Star Trek characters have no genitals
>>220005951I take most of his opinions on Trek with a grain of salt since a lot of it is half-truths and false info spread throughout the fandom for decades
>>220005951>They would keep reusing shots, and they did.The still would be doing that, just not the same shots for the whole show, more like a new batch of stock shots per season.
>it's a Dax episode
i can't stand RLM but it's funny seeing Other people call them "nazis" after their claim that starshit fagcademy only had a few thousand viewers lolapparently super mega jew david ellison is a "nazi" too for canceling it
>>220005218The voyager crew was only emotional about it to be performative for their pet Bajoran
>>220006147That’s on you for hanging out on the next Charlie Kirk-type shooter pregame lobby website
>>220006147Whenever you find somebody yelling about "nazis" you have found a mentally unstable and potentially dangerous retard. Yes, every single time. Use this knowledge wisely.
>>220006334True!
>>220006147The 400,000 viewer figure has spread all over the internet. I’ve seen it pop up in numerous YouTube videos and tweets. If it were false then Paramount could sue and demonetize RLM for defamation. That’s why I think its real.
>>220006453I'm honestly surprised how fast and wide that number was reported on as news. A lot of people have dismissed it with "clearly he was making a joke!" which I don't think is particularly clear at all, but it feels kinda irresponsible reporting on hearsay like it must be true
>>220006334I will take this knowledge and use it irresponsibly.
>>220005981Please don't ruin my fantasies about Spock...
>>220006453cant sue without revealing the real numbers which would be just as embarrassing. also the numbers dont really exist. theyre split up and buried so nobody can find them and leak them. even the people charge of peeplus dont know. theyre all satisfied with 3rd party engagement data from twitter and youtube and reddit.
>>220006067>it's a Dax episode
>>220006514>>220006453You reminded me. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uK2oFq5d4lwThe Lion King music composer is suing a mainland African $27 MILLION for mocking the film's African intro theme
>>220006514I think that was his intention. I'm surprised anyone cares what this nobody has to say, though, and I watch their videos religiously.
Why did yeomen stop being a thing post-TOS? The captain basically having a PA sorting out all his (digital)paperwork and maybe also sometimes bringing him lunch makes a lot of sense, Picard being in charge of 1000 people would probably need one more than Kirk ever did. Being beautiful is also a bonus.
>>220007103I'm just going to keep telling people the lyrics translation is "look, there is a lion! oh my god!" because it is funny and basically fuck Disney.
>>220007151Enterprise had them and it was gay. they stood around and refilled the ice tea. and then I think one was a shapeshifter or something.
>>220007200One was the gay time traveler who was fighting the shapeshifter.
>>220007103>12 minutes to explain a 3 sentence story. youtube fags must die
>>220006453They don't even count in viewers any more. Watch Minutes is the new hot metric.
>>220001385Looks like Jerry Lewis in drag.
>>220007151Post-TOS Trek is too gay to have a qt space secretaries.
>>220007151>Why did yeomen stop being a thing post-TOS?Heterophobia.
>in a luscious woodland>turn a corner>Vasquez rocksCrazy how that happens
Smoking a peace pipe with Chakotay
He was the one who closed the door. He did proposition her and he certainly did try to rape her. Why are you doing this, deanna?
>>220007592>drugs can make you feel good. they make you feel on top of the world. youre happy, sure of yourself, in control.
Listening to Chakotay ramble on about how his people don't believe in land or use weapons while he leads a terrorist movement over a land dispute.
>>220008521typical injun, like how they make false claims about being peace loving hippies when we all know they were raping and murdering each other
>>220008618And they're proud of it too.They play the victim when they want something or when criticized.But when they feel high and mighty, they love playing up that warrior mutilator shit.I'm glad I'm not from or live in the Americas. Because from Alaska to Chile, they just seem like absolutely vile, ugly, nasty people.I'm not the biggest fan of Polynesians, but at least they do have a joviality and hospitality to them at times, and I respect their commitment to religion when they're religiously inclined.But the redskins... Yuck.
>>220008618The same could be said about the leftist faggitty fascists who are currently trying to control the message of the Star Trek franchise.
>>220009198Yeh fuck them too.Woke cunts will try to infiltrate and appropriate anything though, it isn't just Star Trek.Whatever is fun and cool; the lefties will try to take it over. They exist solely to ruin everything and spread misery.
Chakotay doing a rain dance in the water recycling plant because Neelix accidentally blew a hole in the side of the ship and dumped half of the ship's water reserves into space.
>>220009264>mfw it works
>>220009254Correct on all counts. It's a total Marxist movement designed and implemented to employ the power of the entertainment industry to promote their society wrecking propaganda.Also >>220009196
>>220007151Feminists were screaming about Star Trek’s sexist depiction of women as far back as the 1970s. Notice how early TNG would stop every other episode to say “Women are equals in the Federation! Look at how many high ranking officers are female!”
um WHERE is my waifu
How come for decades Trekkies could joke about fat Kirk, fat Scotty, fat Riker, but Tilly and various other nutrek characters are off-limits and jokes about them are considered "punching down"?
>>220009638Malcolm is right there.
>>220009658You already know the answer, why bother with the charade.
>>220009638If you mean T'Pol, she's living in luxury and has no time or desire for cheap promotional events.
>>220009638>25th anniversary of Enterprise>starring Jeffrey Combs as "Weyoun"
>>220009706she appeared in a Lower Decks episode in 2024 though
She requested to be credited simply as "Jolene" to not attach her name to it though.
>>220009819what does that achieve? I know sometimes writers ask for a psuedonym to be put on episodes that they write and throw a temper tantrum when changes are made so they don't want their name on it anymoreWhat does she achieve by shaving off her 2nd name from the credits? I don't get it.
>>220009766As a cartoon? Hardly an "appearance". Besides, no man of culture would ever watch pickletrek.
>>220007262The Pitt has like 1.2 billion watch minutes and that show is one stock set with a couple dozen no-name actors. There’s no CGI but impressive makeup effects for injuries. And that show tcan crank out 15 hourlong episodes every year to stay relevant. In other words, the most popular streaming show is built on the foundation that streaming destroyed.
>>220009819Perhaps it wasn't even her voice, but an AI clone or something.
>>220009893I actually happened to speedrun Lower Decks a few days back.I literally only watched episodes/scenes with Good Trek characters though.That meant a bunch of clips on YT including seeing Riker captaining the Titan, Rom as Grand Nagus putting in an application for Ferenginar to join the Federation, 2 entire episodes (one where they go to DS9 and Kira & Quark are there), (one where they jump between different quantum realities (starring alt versions of T'Pol, Curzon Dax, Harry Kim, Gay Bashir & Garak (wtf) and Lily Sloane from First Contact)).The humour is absolutely ghastly. Very difficult to sit through desu. The entire show is practically looking at the camera and saying "haha hey guys remember this. check out this reference. this was a thing, huh?"
>>220009565>that pic>star trek was always wokeyeah and woke really fell off bigly
>>220009565I think the problem with women in TOS was how disloyal traitorous cunts they became as soon as they gazed at Kirk. A few times is fine but it’s nearly every time.
>>220010033Every streaming comedy is either a half hour drama where every character talks like a Redditor, or nonstop references to other people’s work.
>>220010194I don't believe it. He either said that to save face, or avoid some damaging consequences, or those words were put in his mouth when he couldn't speak for himself.
>>220010388Well yeah https://youtu.be/Q6GqblcVkLM
>>220010194there's something very funny about roddenberry going out of his way to make "racism is bad" stuff but also being extremely sexist
>>220010452>posting the one weird Gene interview that exists which was probably taken during a period when mini strokes were eating holes in his brainYou might as well post pic related
>5 episodes in to your brand new show>let's have them steal Neelix's lungs!Wow they got Spock's Brain out of the way extra early
>>220009565i dont think thats true. the women of star trek all say the outfits were liberating. they were wearing skimpy clothes in real life but TV censors oppressed them until the late 60s
>>220010728Women are born exhibitionists. It is part of their natural function.
>>220010660Imagine if they killed Neelix off then and there.
>>220010490stroke just takes off the filter
>>220009638Black don't crack
>>220010480>racism bad (for humans)
>>220010955dont black crack
>>220010963they're not racist to the other species, they just don't relax either
>I will integrate you ruthless terrorists into my crew and make Chief Dances With Buffalo my second in commandWhat was Janeway thinking?
>>220011095Same difference.
>>220010823
>>220011107I would've done the exact same thing in her position. What is she going to do, imprison or kill all the Maquis, she hardly has the means to do that plus she needs the crew to run the ship. In fact if I were Janeway the only thing I would have done differently would have been letting Tuvix live, and let 8472 fight the Borg and take the long way around.
>>220011203my nigga checked trivago
>>220011247Tee bee aich 8472 wouldn't have stopped with the Borg, they were set on slaughtering everyone in our dimension
>>220010033It's no more than another Marxist humiliation ritual to turn viewers away from the positive presentation of the moral principles present in the original series.
>>220011469janeway probably would have talked them out of it
They only thought 8472 was plotting to exterminate the galaxy based on Kes's vibes and a vague "the weak will perish." Based on how they were in the Starfleet Academy replica 'sode, I doubt that was the case.
>4 digit signifierWait so the Borg haven't catalogued 10,000 species yet?
>>220011790>watches starfleet academy kys
>>220011973there are only 9997 species in the galaxy, dumbass.
>>220010033> Rom as Grand Nagus putting in an application for Ferenginar to join the FederationThe federation is worse than the dominion. Its cultural poison masquerading as elixir promising safety
>>220012312liquid hands typed this post
>>220012125i think he's referring to the episode of VOY when they stumble upon a simulation of starfleet academy created by species 8472
>>220012411oh.>>220011790i apologize. i'm now going to harakiri in shame.
Unusually strong female drives.
Captain, a big swirly thing has manifested in front of the ship and it wants to speak directly with you.
Captain, a cute little guy is here and requests to make your acquaintance.
>>220013256send him to my quarters right away!
>>220013256
>>220013478Call me crazy, but I think Enterprise is the coolest looking Star Trek show.
>>220013791They have the only uniforms that look like someone could actually wear to work.
>>220013791it's probably the one with the most plausible starship interior
>>220013826I disagree, ENT's uniforms look like gopnik tracksuits
>>220013791>>220013826>>220013838>the coolest looking one is the one where they made it look like a basic ship/submarine interior and everyone is wearing basic bitch coveralls also like in present-day real lifeI wouldn't call you guys crazy just retarded
>>220013256Where is my officially licensed chibi Weyoun plushie?
I like the late DS9/TNG movie uniforms. Late Voyager is nice too, since they look like the older ones, just with less spandex and an shirt of some sort underneath.
>>220013896i like the TNG interior but you gotta admit that making it look like a luxury cruise ship was an odd choice
>>220013870Ok but every other trek uniform looks like polyester yoga pants. The bridge must smell like absolute ass at the end of a shift.
>>220013921i've been keeping my eye peeled for unofficial ones but then again I'm not really clued in on the Weyoun fandom scene
>>220013959it wasn't made to look like a luxury cruise ship it was made to look like a Hilton and it wasn't an odd choice it was extremely deliberate
>>220014003Why didn't they keep that aesthetic for the interior of Voyager and the Defiant?
>>220014003“Imagine a luxury hotel in space” is how you sell TNG to women.
>>220014050because those shows are different and the set design is meant to convey different things to the audience do I really have to fucking explain such basic things? are you a child or something?
>>220013921that's a big neck
>>220014071or a cruise ship that also does military exploration
>>220014077Oh, I thought it was because of advertisers. Like Hilton payed TNG to make the ship look like the lobby of their hotels but couldn't be bothered with the other shows.
>>220014133no, there was never an official associate with Hilton. this is what set designers said they were going for.
>>220013896I'm retarded and I love trek
>>220014555aren't we all?
>>220014131That’s how you sell to blacks
>>220014133This reminds me of how streaming services are going to start integrating AI ads into TV shows.>My. What a lovely ship you have, Captain.>You can thank the fine folks at Hilton for that!>Link pops up to reserve a Hilton Hotel on your phone
>it’s another /pol/ complaining about “Marxist” subversion of a utopian sci fi series that depicts an explicitly communist (no, this is not an exaggeration; it is explicitly stated many times in the series that Earth has no money or social classes), egalitarian, and post militarist society oh boy yippee
>>220014697I was thinking they would try to sell you a scale model of the ship.
>>220014697No, the show will just change an array of pixels and alter audio pitch and tone to release the neurochemical reactions that will result in you buying a Swiffer, as determined by the AI profile built off your precise total cumulative internet and phone use that simulates your brain.
>>220014771they literally have no personality or thoughts outside of talking points. i can't imagine watching media through the filter of "how can I make this /pol/"?
>>220011973I'm going to assume Braga developed Species 8472 and is responsible for most Borg lore since First Contact, and going by all his episodes that show a complete lack of understanding of biology I doubt he knows what a species is. Presumably it just means sapient species. Probably would've made more sense to just designate everything by the star it orbited. (Obviously this wouldn't apply to special occasions like Fluidic Space or rogue planets.)
>>220014845I'll get nothing but ads for alcohol and seeds. The AI already knows my family has a farm and I get ads for gmo corn seeds daily.
>>220014771> post militaristSo what’s up with all the guns?Besides. Marxist subversion has literally no place under communism, which is definitionally the utopian end point. More marxism would be anti-communism.
>>220014771They say that but the Picard family still owns a huge acreage with a vineyard on it. There is no way everyone is able to do the same.
>>220014845I’m only getting personalized ads for weed.
>>220014914>There is no way everyone is able to do the same.yes, there is a way. but not everyone wants exactly the same thing anyway
>>220014771>thinks communism applies in any way in a post-scarcity economyretard, fuck off with this stale ass bait from 20 years ago
>>220014914The population of earth is much lower due to emigration to colonies and TND from the Eugenics Wars.
>>220014771>Earth has no money or social classesAnd then goes on in numerous episodes and numerous cases about that not being the truth at all.This angers and irritates the shit out of you leftist faggitty fascists, doesn't it?
>>220002740Janeway's holonovel should have been more an Agatha Christie murder mystery, that would have been fun, like her Dixon Hill.
>>220014994>TNDI'm sad that I figured out what that meant on my first try. I haven't even gone to /pol/ in years.
>chocolate chocolate chocolate!>ack!
>>220014982>too many people want vineyards this year… contact planetary weather & climate control and release the mood altering neurotoxin
>>220015032Well here it means Total Neelix Death, which is entirely right and justified
>>220015020With everything they could have done with the holodeck voyager consistently aimed to low. Still not as bad as the 50s Vegas casino on ds9 though.
>>220015020the english gentleman dressing up as his dead wife had a lot of potential
>>220014771The thing is that any communism that appears in trek wasn’t actually achieved by way of Marxism. It was achieved by building a really fast space ship. Marxism and communism aren’t interchangeable words like people uneducated in the area tend to think.polniggers are annoying but the statement you made has no internal logic
>>220014988Engels on what a communist society would look like:>There will be no more crises; the expanded production, which for the present order of society is overproduction and hence a prevailing cause of misery, will then be insufficient and in need of being expanded much further.>This development of industry will make available to society a sufficient mass of products to satisfy the needs of everyone. >The same will be true of agriculture, which also suffers from the pressure of private property and is held back by the division of privately owned land into small parcels. Here, existing improvements and scientific procedures will be put into practice, with a resulting leap forward which will assure to society all the products it needs. >In this way, such an abundance of goods will be able to satisfy the needs of all its members. Sounds an awful lot like "post-scarcity" to me, dipshit.>>220014995Cite specific episodes or shut the fuck up.
>>220015020The only person on any trek show who had fun holodeck adventures was Julian, a James Bondesque mission in the 1960s sounds a hell of a lot more fun than all the yawnworthy shit Geordi and Paris got up to.
>>220015241Communism or something like it could only work with a Trek level of technology. When you've cracked antimatter energy generation and machines that can make food materialize out of thin air and have dozens of empty planets people who don't like it can leave to go to practically any form of government would probably be stable.
>>220014866First rule of leftist faggitty fascists - falsely accuse your betters of doing the exact same thing that you are actually doing.
>>220015263What he said about agriculture is retarded because communist methods kept leading to famines. It didnt play out anywhere the way he theorized it. On top of that Engels also advocated pedophilia.
>>220015264
>>220015263>"post-scarcity"you will have nothing and will be told you are happy
>>220015263Apparently you only watch nuTrek.
>>220010660HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS NOT MY LUNGERINOS
>>220015386Right???
>>220015263Communism is basically just a bog standard utopia, the contention is always whether or not it can be produced in real life—not really whether it’s goal is good or bad per se
>>220015387>Apparently you only watch nuTrek.Is this "nuTrek"?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQQYbKT_rMg
>>220015386>>220015428The goalposts are shifting in real time. It's gone from "post scarcity and communist societies are two completely different things" to "post scarcity is a lie." Make up your mind.
>>220009722Don't you remember. Weyoun 0 served as a strategist for the Romulans in seasons 5 through 10. Shran wasn't in nearly as many episodes.
BROS HELPI NEED THIS TO GET INTO COLLEGE
>>220009196Eating poor Captain just because he was rightly upset about longboat theft isn't very hospitabl.
>>220015511Compare and contrast the asking price of a supply of dilithium crystals, or a single tribble.
>>220009476It's as capitalist as it is Marxist, just say jewish.
>>220015707
As a federation citizens we’ve abandoned currency. We now pursue a philosophy of bettering ourselves through self-improvement instead. For instance, I may exchange running a 5 minute mile and reaching fluency in French for a (non-warp) space shuttle
>>220015670This is different. Outside of the Federation's inner operations and in the more distant parts of the galaxy, resource scarcity, conflict, and even war are very real things. But those conditions do not apply to the overwhelming majority of Federation citizens, who live in a utopia back on Earth or nearby planets and stations.
>>220010660So was Neelix's knowledge always being wrong or otherwise somehow backfiring on the crew a deliberate running gag? Or did the writers not realize how often they were doing it?
Neelix is so fucking based, why do you all hate him? Must be a low T thing
>>220015918Based on what? Sacagawea?
>>220015918His farewell episode literally brought a tear to my eye. Especially when Tuvok did that little dance at the end. Then him cuddlng his new wife and wife's son. Then they ruin it by making his actual final appearance be him playing tic tac toe with Seven in the finale. It would have been 10x more poignant if he was just gone forever. I hated Voyager's finale so much.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RMNfMCN15E
>>220015918Because he isn't communist. He was an interplanetary merchant selling junk in order to make ends meet.
>>220015602I can’t be the only one who processed El-Aurian as Elorian.
>>220015602Vreenak is the "It's a faaake!" Romulan.
>>220016118Thats not a line from the show.
>>220003974>>220004511I have often thought that a criminally neglected part of Damars character is that he shows a extremely high level of technical skill that never gets commented on. The fact that the Dominion are throwing every available resource at the mine field and he is the one to bring it down is amazing if you think about it.
>ARISSA: I'm not in your way, am I?>ODO: No. No, not at all. I, er, I usually read for an hour or two.>ARISSA: What are you reading?>ODO: It's a detective novel.>ARISSA: Have you figured out who did it yet?>ODO: By the third page.>ARISSA: Well, I should let you get back to your book.>ODO: I don't really feel like reading. Perhaps we could talk for a while?>ARISSA: What do you want to talk about?>(Odo kisses her.)How did this fucking virgin pull it off im shaking and crying rn
>>220016452he can shapeshift his dick into any shape she likes
>>220016452Chad Data versus Virgin Odo>>220016576Knowing him he probably keeps it a 5 inches
>>220014771>histrionic faggot has a melty about something he imagined
>>220016382It’s a line from A show
>>220016452If he was willing to shapeshift into a minotaur or a dog or something he could be the ultimate slayer of pussy but you know he'd be too much of a stick in the mud.
>>220016452she was taking advantage of him
>>220016452She said she couldn’t tell he was a virgin too
I finished Picard S3. It was pretty good for obvious nostalgiabait.
>>220016788He did shapeshift into a dog when he time traveled back to Roswell with the ferengi, it didn't help him slay any pussy.
>>220015602Amanda Rogers is a Q______.Loskene is Tholian.
>>220017221Yjk
Imaginee what a Kelvin Wesley Crusher would be like.
you people, you're all shitposters, in some kinda Star Trek general?
>>220017199no it wasn't
>>220009638>>220010955Unironically he looks greatAlso why did they do nothing with his character
>>220018183They wanted to have a black guy on the cast but forgot to look for one that could act
>>220018840i want to fugg alexander please let me fugg alexander please
where is this bitch looking
>>220001853It's fun to laugh at all the technobabble.
>>220018883He is 8 years old there you sick fuck
>alien species has super long gestation period in order to justify a character being pregnant before they were stranded>alien species ages super quickly in order to justify creating a new child character / teen character>alien species lives extremely long in order to justify having 23rd Century characters appear in 24th Century shows
>>220019128Off into the middle distance.
>>220001853It has the best premise of any ST show and blows it up over time by remaining a cookie-cutter ST show instead of examining the effects of being locked up in a starship with>Committed terrorists>Statists>the very first sentient hologram the Federation itself created that exists in a medical capacityThinking about Voyager is better than watching Voyager, but it still must be watched.
Worf, when the barrel fell
>>220001853I haven’t started it yet but RLM sold me. I agree with their opinions on DS9 and TNG. So if they liked VOY, it’s worth a shot.But I’m no mindless RLM sycophant since I hated One Battle After Another.
>>220020126> >the very first sentient hologram the Federation itself created that exists in a medical capacityImagine getting tricked by ChatGPT like that lol
VOY S1 was way better than I recalled. But now I'm in S2 and...oh it's bad.
>>220001853Janeway is consistently hilarious as a captain of a starship.
Seven of nine is such a weird aspect of Voyager because she is an interesting character, Jeri Ryan gives a great performance and her being hot doesn't hurt either. But she completely takes over the show. There are so, so many seven-centric episodes. It gets old after a while in and of itself but also because it a) removes too much of the mystique of the borg and b) makes characters that were already sidelined have even less to do. It being so patently obvious that her prominence had a lot to do with Braga getting to plow her IRL makes it worse too.
>>220001853fwiw, im watching through and just got to the part where seven of nine is on the crew and she does have ridiculous tits. janeway has a sneaky nice rack too.
>>220020427the rest of the crew kind of sucks although theyve grown on me a bit.
>>220020427it's at the point were like "fuck everything these nerd fags will watch if we put a big titty bitch in the show." it was totally cynical. she just happened to be actually good.
>>220020354Yeah that is pretty much exactly how I feel about her. I don't give a shit that Chakotay and Kim got fewer episodes, but more Tuvok could've been good. Maybe Torres is wasted potential, too. She's pretty one-dimensional but still better than Chakotay.Maybe a hot take, but I think Paris's character was overall handled better than most of the cast and is a top 3 of the VOY crew for me. Sure a lot of episodes he just says "Yes, ma'am" but he continues to periodically get fun episodes after Seven takes over.
>>220020911>it’s a “Paris like spaceships” episode
>>220011973They said there were plenty they encountered but never bothered to absorb them because they were beneath them/unable to.
>>220020996They still give the rejects desginations.SEVEN: The Kazon. Species three two nine.NEELIX: You're familiar with them.SEVEN: The Borg encountered a Kazon colony in the Gand Sector, grid six nine two zero.NEELIX: Were they assimilated?SEVEN: Their biological and technological distinctiveness was unremarkable. They were unworthy of assimilation.
I think I liked Kes way more on my first watch because she was a complete surprise. I had a decent grasp on all the other characters (besides maybe B'Elanna, I just knew she exists and thought she was 1/4th Klingon) before jumping in through people talking about the show and seeing clips of it here and there. I had no idea that there was this whole other main character who sticks around for nearly half the series.But on rewatch, I concede that she's a stinky kaka character who doesn't add much and every new trait/power they keep adding onto the Ocampa is absurd.
>>220020175Kek
I like Kes cause Jennifer Lien has the most sultry, seductive voice I've ever heard
i hate kes because she encouraged the doctor's delusions that he's a person
>>220021721faggot
>>220022155What's scary is we're going to start seeing this IRL.Idiots already think LLMs are "AI."
>>220022155He is though. Or at least he's much more of a person than Data. Unlike Data, the doctor shows the capacity for human feeling.
>>220021721She's also strikingly beautiful. Her face actually reminds me a lot of Natalie Dormer, who is also a goddess.
>>220021721I don't want to know what she sounds like now
>>220023314Would
>>220022155Reminder that the Doctor manipulated Seven into accusing an innocent man of assault and driving him to suicide, and faced zero repercussions.
>>220021127All you have to be is boring to avoid assimilation?Check and mate
>>220021721>>220023018>beautiful but modest and demure>sexy and sultry yet warm and soothing voice>loving, comforting and empathetic disposition>curious and intellectually stimulating companionI desperately need a Kes in my life
>>220020354In rewatching last time I was surprised to remember that Seven episodes really weren't as copious or frequent as I assumed. There were a lot of them but they were pretty tastefully spread out between episodes featuring other characters. I think people just conflated her heavy involvement in the marketing with her involvement in the actual show.
alright guys, watching DS9 S4 E8 "Little Green Men" with a bowl of vegan chili at my side.so far the Ferengi Episodes have been pure kino. House of Quark being one of the best in the entire show so far.
>>220023926It tickles me that they got the space hippie from TOS to play the hard ass air force commander.
>>220023576I rarely see people mention how the show really becomes the "Janeway, Seven, and the Doctor" show, I guess because the Doctor has been around from the beginning. And yeah I don't think Janeway actually drops off in screentime or episodes when Seven joins, it was probably just the marketing that made Mulgrew resent Ryan.
>>220020354>great performanceyeah, of a rude girlboss with a cringy affected low voicethe bitch ruined that series
>>220015322they absolutely don't, though. you never click on a /tv/ thread and see "well actually if we see what chomsky said about this is" or "this reminds me of what zohrans doing" or anything like that
>>220020204sentience is but a matter of compute that we are rapidly approaching
>>220010955bucks do break however
>>220021721I didn't know she was animated Agent L until a couple weeks agohttps://youtu.be/y-tAVXyLlfQ
>>220015322Literally everything I ever see written about leftists on this whole site is a transparent rightoid projection.
Why is there suddenly a guy who makes duplicate generals while the current one is like 50+ posts from bump limit?
>>220024771I suggest you get your head examined, Son. You obviously have no idea what I was talking about. Your reply makes no sense, and actually makes you look like you're not only a faggot, but a severely retarded one as well.
>>220026016this is him btw >>220026040
>Mortal CoilThe good Neelix episodes don't get enough recognition. Mostly because of the bad Neelix episodes to be fair, but when they hit they really fucking hit.
Why did they make the Federation President in STVI look so much like a Klingon and not even mention his species in the movie? This confused the hell out of me.
>>220001853It’s great. The characters feel more alive and human than the cardboard cutouts on the Enterprise D. The aliens are more interesting (vidians, ocampa, hirogen, etc). And above all else, It’s comfy
>>220026603he is a klingon
>>220006453I expect there was a misunderstanding and the 400,000 figure was the number of people who watched the whole way through the season. That would line up better with the reports that the first ep got 2.1 million viewers, those figures would still be terrible, and Paramount would incur the Streisand effect if they sued
>>220026805ocampa are disgusting
>>220006453I'm pretty sure it was a joke, but I guess it's not impossible that his nepobaby "friend" actually did hear it through the grapevine.
>>220026603unimaginative makeup artists.
>>220026603He's a biker
Reminder that O'brien canonically died in DS9 and his past self took over his life.
>>220015034bush
>>220002523It was only a couple years ago that I watched an episode of tng I hadn't seen before. It was after the inner light episode where Picard gets a gf while playing that flute of his and then realizes that his relationship is fucking up his ability to command effectively.
>>220027837It was his near-future self, in a way that made no sense
future o'brien was the prime universe o'brienthe o'brien that died was a time clone
why did vorik want to "explode the galaxy"?
>>220028700klingon pusy
I need more Apu
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>>220025145Chatbots can’t even play D&D. The compute you speak of costs more energy than its worth.
>>220029569Too late, the wokies took him away like 10 years ago
>Tuvok writes a Holodeck program about a hypothetical Maquis mutiny, and the crew loves it, Janeway includedBased>Seska 5D chess hijacks the program from beyond the grave, disables the safety protocols, and outplays every attempt at shutting it offCringe
>>220027837Death is preferable to Keiko
>>220030657Love the part where Tom and Tuvok argue about writing
Settle it once and for all, top 5 eps of TNG?
Why not leave caitians as anthro lions rather than generic cat people? We need a Battle Beast security officer!
>>220030810Keiko is a great wife >wants him to fuck her at 12>wants him to fuck pregnant KiraO’Brien is the stick in the mud
>>220031418To avoid furbait and to make jokes (lions neither cough hairballs nor meow).You know what Star Trek needs? An actual serious cartoon ala Bad Batch.
>>220031601What would it be about though? Klingons on the run from the empire and working as mercenaries for the Dominion? Jem'hadar somehow going rogue?
>it's the Keiko cuckquean and you can't tell if she's serious or not subplot episode
Riker the rape ape
>>220028002That was one of them lol. I guess ever since the streaming era started I’d been skipping the ones with the synopsis that were just like “x character falls in love”
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>>220026066How do you know this?
>>220033510It's called noticing things
