>I relieve you /tv/
>>220017593Jelico did everything right
>let's just sing the worst song ever written by mankind
>>220017673unironically, i had no objection to him going right up to Troi and telling her she needs to put a uniform on. its the Federation flagship, not a strip club. Troi is actually so moved by his boldness that she continues to follow his instructions even after he leaves the ship
Captain Shaw ftw
>>220017752
>>220017752In a deleted scene, he tells her that if she is not in a uniform then she must be an Orion slave girl and should get on her knees and start sucking.
About time, I haven't been this relieved since my wife got discharged from sickbay... she almost made it out alive.
DICK JONES
Scaring the everloving shit out of the Romulans by blowing up one of their warbirds with a transphasic torpedo.
>>220017791>when you have a cleavage you can't have brains in Hollywoodlol. lmao even
>>220017849Id rather hit the J’nai with a transphobic torpedo
>>220017791does she realize it was just a tv show? she had no real power in anything. read your lines sweetie
>>220017760>captain reddit
>>220017593>>I relieve you /tv//tv/ stands relieved. based jellico.
>>220020055Bump for relieved pr I r tread
He was one of the good ones.
>>220017791She literally told this all to a bbc. Jesus fuck, what is with white women?
>>220017593When I first watched chain of command I could not for the life of me understand why Riker was throwing such a hissy fit about jelico. When I watched it again as an adult it was obvious. I used to think the writers just blew off rikers captain arc after a couple seasons, but not so much. Riker went from wanting to be the youngest captain in starfleet of any old ship to having his heart set on the enterprise. And with Picard being old and shit I imagine he was content to be the first officer until Picard retired and he could sorta inherit command of the enterprise and be it's captain. Starfleet making jelico the acting captain instead of Riker was basically a spit in the eye to him. It made him realize starfleet has no intention of passing command of the enterprise to its first officer, they'll just find another captain.
star trek sex with shran
>>220018213Damn, autism must be a burden.
>>220017593>>220017673I have Jellico fatigue. He was a douche, he shook up the crew's whole schedule and routine switching them from 3 shifts to 4, which would have required the senior officers to reorganize every single person under their command in to new teams, pissing basically everyone off and turning them against him right before taking them to potentially start a galactic war. His whole here comes captain hardass to light a fire under you routine is something you'd do to cadets on a training cruise, not the elite crew of the federation's flagship on a vitally important mission to negotiate and de-escalate a powder keg situation with a belligerent foreign power. He knew how to handle Cardassions, that doesn't mean everything he did was right.
>>220017593I never post in these threads, unless its a Jellico edition.
>>220026756The elite flagship crew started the whole conflict by antagonizing an all powerful entity. Which led to entangling with the Borg, which got their captain captured and mind raped. This puts the federation at a serious if not fatal tactical disadvantage. A kick in the pants and schedule change is the least he could do to them.
>>220017593/tv/ is a four shift rotation board
>>220017791she also looked better in the uniform.
>>220017593And I relieved myself in your chair.
star trek
>>220031685good or bad? discuss
What was he reading in that moment?
What went so horribly wrong?
>>220032321Classic literature such as Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s stone
>>220032392Its "sorcerer's stone" actually.
>>220032373Love that scene. Petting zoos at Auschwitz
>>220032321my posts
>>220032373Why didn't Oddo turn himself into Kira so Bareil and Shakaar and everyone else could run a train on him?
Who was responsible for Voyager being so chudy?
>>220032685
>>220032772Fucking Kliggers
>>220032685The passage of time
>>220026756Data literally confirmed that Jelico's changes were perfectly reasonable and that Geordie and Riker were being little bitches.
>>220033262it was cool how quickly jellico realized he could use data to fact check the senior staff
>>220024855I read it this way too. It was insulting to not let him in charge of the ship after he was considered for other ships before. I think, the only explanation was that they needed someone with specific experience for that type of mission and he just didn't take it well. It was also badly explored.
>>220033412That was hilarious because he pretty much made Data his second in command after that kek
>>220033423Every time it seems like Picard is dead I imagine Riker doing a little endzone dance in his mind. He seemed really bummed they could rescue him in best of both worlds
>>220024855This happens IRL all the time. Companies will dangle positions in front of you they have no intention of following through. They just want to keep you motivated until they no longer have use for you. Then say hello to the unemployment line.
>>220033412yeah that's because data isn't human, doesn't have any sense of normalcy to be disrupted, and could reorganize the entire crew in to any arbitrary number of shifts and teams several thousand times a second
what do people think a flagship is?
>>220033611A sillier name for a sailboat.
>>220033585Nice try, Geordie.
>>220033469No I die when the scene cuts to Data wearing a red command shirt, sitting in the 1st officer chair copying Riker's power stance
Modern Trek fails to comprehend Starfleet is a military organization, not a cruise. We see them spend time having fun, but most of the time they're working and facing true danger.Post TBOBW stories involved much of the federation realizing they're out of shape. Even the Enterprise was still not being reminded of the many dangers that aren't the Borg. Jellico was highly necessary for them to act like a true military ship.
>>220023920She thought it was a microphone
>>220033574Some people are destined for middle management
ezri's mom is great. norvo is a shithead
>dynametric tail fins>they're not on a tail
>>220034795Why is he ok with the bottom fins but not the top one?
>>220034795Those are canards, aren't they? Sloppy job, mister Paris
>>220034827the bottom ones house the nacelles
Rare picture of James Doohan with moe and larry.
>>220017593The old lion challenges the young lion.
>>220033725>It's called noticing thingsBetter see an optometrist then. Or maybe a psychiatrist.
>>220017593gyatt damn
>>220025987star trek sex with wesley
>>220035846More cushion for the pushin
>>220030155I never found her attractive at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXeV0bOg8RY
Akoocheemoya, I am far from the casinos of my ancestors.
>>220036791Heya-hoya heya-hoya bring me firewater and squaws
Patrick Stewart must've had to suppress every fiber of his englishness to avoid pronounding Jalad and Tanagra with a hard A.
>>220036911Beltran is my favorite spichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wgss7YO_l5Q
>>220037401>patrick stewart>english
>>220037539Aye. He was even on Coronation Street.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUwYwJ2DT_I
>>220022606Janeway was always in the wrong. It almost seemed purposeful at a certain point to make her disagreeable and stubborn, never listening to her senior staff. It conveniently always worked out for her because the writers made it so
>>220037719looked the exact same in 1967 as he did in 1987
>>220017593Get it done
It's so beautiful. How the fuck did I GOT FAITH win out over this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JNgC8tc-x8
>>220024855In the first place, expecting to go from XO to captain of the Enterprise without first captaining another vessel is a highly unreasonable career expectation. The Enterprise is not a feudal fief that Riker just inherits when Picard dies. It is the "face" of the Federation, meant to be an exemplar of all it's values, and you're not going to be made it's captain without decades of damn near spotless captaincy on another vessel. If he wants the Enterprise, he should take a captaincy on one of the many ships Starfleet was throwing at him, serve there for a while, and then put in his application for command of the Enterprise. And if he just wants his friends, then he can be happy where he is, and there is no beef with Jellico. Additionally, this is not a peace time scenario. If Picard had been called away while the Enterprise was investigating some stellar phenomenon, then yeah, calling in a replacement captain as apposed to just letting Riker run things for a few weeks is a slap in the face. But this is a international flashpoint where the Cardassians are gunning for a war the Federation isn't ready for. Tens if not hundreds of thousands of lives are on the line, and the operation needs to be headed by someone who knows how to handle the Cardassians, whom Riker has met all of one time. Riker should have been enough of a man to swallow his pride, adjust his schedule, and miss a few poker games to stop a war and save lives, including Picard's. But he threw a tantrum instead, and not even the power of editing and ominous musical stings could obfuscate what a child he was being.
>>220038445You're not gonna change my mind.
>>220017593Based Jelico stopped Troi dressing like a harlot. She's a Starfleet officer and should act like one, dammit.
Space>The Final Frontier: Star Trek V>These are the Voyages: Enterprise Finaleof the Starship>Enterprise: 5th Star Trek showIts continuing mission, to explore>Strange New Worlds: ENT S1E4 and Star Trek show in its own rightTo seek out>New Life and New Civilizations: SNW S3E10To boldly go>Where No Man Has Gone Before: TOS S1E1 and TNG S1E6they really love miling that speech, huh?
Does anyone think that people will look back fondly on the Kurtzman era in 20 years in the same way we do with the TNG era?
>>220038838SNW and Lower Decks seems to have its audienceDiscovery (esp S3-5), Starfleet Academy and Section 31 is universally mocked thoughso no, in the same way Enterprise's finale is still bullied 21 years later
And you Star Trekkers, you're Star Trekkers on some kind of Star Trek?
>>220038970Rape trek. Raping amongst the stars.
i haves not yet begun to rape
I hate how many shows and movies fuck with searching for stuff because the names they chose were already terms / phrases / episode titles>First Contact>Enterprise>Picard>Lower Decks>Strange New Worlds>Section 31>Starfleet Academy
>>220038838No way. Paramount will memoryhole Kurtzman Trek like the very worst movies and dated episodes. If the rumors of another clean reboot are true, don’t expect a single reference to the Paramount+ shows.
>>220039731TNG reboot movie series, but it's set in a splintered timeline from the Kelvin one
>>220017673So happy, that shran is not second post here.
>>220039773Picard prequel series with a millennial stage actor as Picard.>>220039721I made the mistake of searching “Picard and Data” and got a facefull of Star Trek Picard screencaps. Yuck!
>>220032321ulysses
>>220039659Fertility status?
>>220033423They say it in the episode. They needed a guy who knew the cardassians like the back of their hand. Riker wasn't it.>>220033469>>220033841This is the best part of the episode. Chain of command might be the best two parter in star trek tbhonest. The only one that could really compete is best of both worlds. Incredible episode.>>220033574I have a saying "it's not real until the money is in your hand".>>220038548Yea I realize all these things I was just trying to write from rikers perspective. Riker acting that butthurt and entitled was really out of character for him. But I guess it just goes to show you that we all have our weak points, even the XO of the flagship. I think everything in the episode just compounded for Riker and he just sorta fell to pieces.If this where Ds9 we'd have a scene where Picard was like "Riker wtf where u doing while I was gone bro". But to bad it's tng and everything is fine and dandy by the next episode. I seriously doubt Picard would have approved of how Riker handled the situation.
Classic Jellico moment to not link the previous thread.
>>220040175resistance is futile.
>>220040175There was no "previous" thread. The current thread was at like 260 when this one was made
>>220037795The fate of all bald(ing) men.
>>220040175Bitches leave
It's a ruse of course, a top segret Federation Plan.You can tell because the Star Trek sex with Shran post wasn't the first post here. It's a top secret plan.
I'm getting the itch to make another slopera. Give me ideas. I'll also eventually remaster to the latest model. Right now I'm using the Dukat voice to have remix battles with an IRL friend. https://vocaroo.com/1i5BxmC9SJig
>>220033585But he provided his rational to the crew, they just refused to even consider it because they didn't want to shake up their cushy routine. You'd think an elite crew would better understand the need to change and adapt to circumstances. It's like if Spock came aboard and said "hey we need to change X, Y, and Z to succeed in our Vulcan related missions" and the crew unilaterally said "ha ha ha no you pointy eared fag we run dis ship we do what we want."
>>220041108Fucking lol!
personally I have a perfect bowel
>was a brash and foolhardy person in his youth>gets stabbed and mellows out >Q lets him change his life so that he doesn’t get stabbed >somehow this results in a version of him that doesn’t take risksGood episode but really it should have had the opposite outcome when you actually think about it
>>220040850Slopera anon, welcome back.I honestly think a Worf one would be good, some funny stuff in there like him being a shitty father and getting cucked by Bashir in the end. Spock has a lot of character content as well.
>>220041331Nah, the point is that Picard regretted being the brash young man who started that fight with those Nausicaans to the point he wished he had never done it in the first place.Q was showing him what that brashness added to his character and what he would be without it, probably with some Q-esque exaggerations to really drive the point home. It's about accepting yourself for who you are despite your flaws.
>>220041343Worf would be interesting from a technical perspective, as I have some ideas on Klingon opera, but I find him such a lame character. My parents were immigrants so I empathize with his "more Catholic than the Pope" klingabooism, but he is a dogshit father and extremely hypocritical. Spock would be interesting but I'm trying to imagine Vulcan leitmotifs that don't sound like rejects from a Pure Moods album.
Kelvin-style TNG movie starring Tom Hardy as Picard
>>220041529Worf would make an interesting character profile for all of those reasons you mentioned, though. He has a lot of flaws. And I always loved the theme to the Amok Time TOS episode, I'd pull inspiration for Spock from that.Or you could ditch the character profile idea entirely and go with a different approach.You could do a song for each alpha quadrant race of note for example, that'd be fun.
Showing off my magnificent cosmic power by hitting Worf into a wall
>>220041629>Worf would make an interesting character profile for all of those reasons you mentioned, though. He has a lot of flaws.>And I always loved the theme to the Amok Time TOS episode, I'd pull inspiration for Spock from that.I wonder if there's enough about Martok to do his rise. I like Martok. He's earthy. One who fate chose rather than an ambitious one. But other than>muh ketha lowlands>muh feisty wife >muh why do you keep promoting me into desk jobsI'm at a bit of a loss. I think I need to get properly drunk on blood wine and consider this.
>>220041861Yeah, there isn't enough about Martok on the show to really flesh him out in the same way you did with Dukat. I like him but there isn't a ton of material there.
>>220041894https://vocaroo.com/1nqKhVLJuhWw I like this version betterI guess I'll start researching on Worf...
I remembered Fair Haven and Spirit Folk being a single episode. Did they seriously do more than one of this shit? Who is this for??
>>220041861Martok's time in the dominion prison and overcoming his cowardice on the Rotarran are good material. His Tova'dok with Worf would be a good number from an opera perspective: Worf about to go in to the ring, Martok about to wish him success, before the stage goes to black with spotlights illuminating just the two of them as they perform a duet explaining their mutual despair, before Martok urges Worf to keep fighting.
>>220042238So M would make a good supporting character for W. I like it.
>>220042116Pikeys
>>220042451Potatosisters...
>>220042116>>220042451Those episodes were made when the majority of America was European descent. Not Hispanic like today
>>220043022ay caramba
Name a better Neelix scene.https://youtu.be/hY6c-wkBZCg?feature=shared
>>220026756>3 shifts to 4,4 shifts is what you want if you're going into combat. The crew gets more rest and is under stress for shorter periods. That saves lives.
>>220043022>Those episodes were made when the majority of America was European descent. Not Hispanic like today
>>220043022Irish culture was being mocked in those episodes not celebrated, you dumb /pol/ LARPing thread derailer.
>>220043846>Irish cultureno such thing, you need to be sapient to have a culture
>>220043715>shiftsNot necessarily. Depends on how the shifts are broken up. In the Navy we had some sailors in 2 shifts (watches), 6 on and 6 off. Basically all they did was eat, sleep, and stand watch. Some were in 3 section, which back in the day was 5-and-dimes (5 hours on, 10 hours off). This allowed the watches to rotate but it ass-rapes your sleep patterns. The upshot is like with port-and-starboard watches (2 shifts) you get good continuity between the watch teams. 4 section you started getting people lost in the sauce. If the crew stood 3 section, 4 on 8 off non-rotating watches that would be the best schedule. >4 hours shift>8 hours sleep>4 hours shift>8 hours work, eat, gym/relax
Computer, activate Emergency Chakotay Hologram.
>>220045087Please state the nature of your cultural emergency.
>>220042451IMO, the woman Riker was with in this episode really did not give off an Irish vibe. She looked way too much like Vorenus's Wife from HBO's Rome.
fucking up the rotation
>>220040604Thank you bitches!
>>220045562
>>220045643Yeah, that is not Irish. Too docile of a face.
>>220045675Plus she has a neck instead of a column of fat connecting her head to her shoulders like real Irish women.
>>220017673Yep.
>>220030155>she also looked better in the uniform.agreed
>>220045755 no woman compares to Tall Red Haired Woman with prominent front teeth and prominent clavicle. Like that beautiful wild beauty. Toothy and beautiful. A force of nature. Fairy Queen my beloved. Goddess of the Mists my beloved.
>>220045789nice thick ass right there. troi looks ok too.
I was thinking this performance had to have been "Just act like Jim Carrey" cause it's so similalr by Carrey didn't get his break out till 3 years after this came out. Weird stuff.
>>220045755I'm actually choking from laughing so much.
>>220045995This was cast for someone else, Robin Williams I think.
uhhhhhh this was a twist.
FUCK Nutrek.
>>220046085I can see that. Matt Frewer is great in the role its just uncanny how Carrey-esque his performance is to me.
>>220017673Picard was incredibly incompetent
>>220046093The first two seasons of this were alright. MacFarlanes humor kinda doesn't jive with Trek but it isn't Trek so whatever. But man season 3 just goes full 1:1 with modern American social topics. 0 subtlety, just a punch to the fucking face every single episode. Didn't bother finishing it
>Oh for fuck's sake. Time to pretend that Chat GPT is a person again after he libelously slandered us in front of the entire Alpha Quadrant, since we're still stranded and he is our only medical officer.>Two months later: Voyager gets home>MOTHERFUCKER!They should have decompiled him right then and there. It would have saved us his Shartfleet Academy bullcrap for one.
>>220045995The Department of Temporal Investigations concluded that this discrepancy is the result of tampering with the timeline.
>>220046178Carrey stole his mannerisms from Max Headroom, played by Matt Frewer.
>>220041331Kirk would never. No regrets. No fucks. Even in the very stupid nexus he's not having a gay anime slice of life Christmas fantasy with his dead family. He's just chilling with horse on in his cabin like a boss no fucking women around nagging him. What a chad. Picard is a beta cuck.
What kind of accent does Salome Jens have?
>>220046204horrible wrong opinion. It's S1 that is basically a Macfarlane comedy show because he had to conceal his intentions from FOX which had bought the show. Once he got into S2 and S3, he could make it the Star Trek-style show he wanted.
>>220041861I wish you good fortune in your glorious battle against writer's block. QAPLA!
>>220017593Him and Captain Fraiser Crane is probably my two favorite non-trek guest actors in all of the series. He did nothing wrong.
>>220046093Never watched this show but that robot character reminds me of these corny ahh bluds from Prototype.
Which is the superior type of teaser?>slice of life interrupted by "bridge to [character]"or>in media res and you don't know what's going on until after the opening credits
I like when the ship explodes right before the opening credits.
>>220049161>captains log: the federation’s flagship is transporting microbiologist negotiator ambassadors currently negotiating mining rights with a reclusive species not much is known about but which is said to be peculiar
>>220032425He's French (in a world where the French language all but died out) so it's either Philosopher's Stone or l'école des sorciers (which actually translates as "School of Wizards" not "Philosopher's Stone". Fucking French and their retarded translators)
>>220046577Kirk's woman was upstairs... He was about to go up and ask her to marry him when he finished cooking her breakfast. Then Picard stuck his giant schnoz in his business.
>>220046200Yes, he was. Even Archer BTFO of Picard.
Rewatching TOS and I'm on season 2 episode 10 and I swear around 46:01 the Andorian makes the fucking roblox OOF sound doing. Some research says its from a game called Messiah but I'm curious if that game ripped it from this episode? They sound exactly the same.
>>220040850We had Dukat did nothing wrong now we need EMH isnt real requiem
>>220045675>Rosalyn Landor (born 7 October 1958)[1] is an English film, television and stage actress and audio book narrator. This is cultural appropriation
>>220042116>Who is this for??Me
>>220038548well said
>>220045755>Plus she has a neck instead of a column of fat connecting her head to her shoulders like real Irish women.
>>220044989the navy is a welfare program for blacks and beaners please be serious. starfleet is serious.
>>220017673Normally Trek is so on-the-nose about its lessons and having a moral be emphasized each episode. So, my favorite part of those two episodes was how he never gets any sort of comeuppance. He just comes in, pisses everyone off, saves the day and gets to be proven right, and then returns to places unknown as quickly as he came. It puts a real smile on my face.
>>220045643Absolutely staggering midriff game.
star trek kiss from kes
>>220052530She's far from fat but it's not like some crunches would kill her.
>>220052801Unnecessary. It's already exactly as kissable as it should be.
>>220052937Go fuck yourself, you leftist faggitty fascist asshole. Stop lying to bend everybody to your own will. Proof or GTFO.
>>220052937>we>usI'm concerned that your crack use is turning you schitzo, faggot. Nobody cares about your copypasta spam which is somehow even less engaging than an actual bot.
>>220053753>>220053284You are bots or botmasters
>>220053783You're full of shit.Again, fuck off.
>>220053783beep boop, retard
>Captain's Log: Stardate 6-7. We're currently rizzing up a Labubu-class anomaly in the Dubai Chocolate nebula. I am anticipating that we won't get shipmogged and the crew's cortisol won't spike.
Just finished DS9 for the 4th time.S7 really overall is just disappointing compared to the seasons beforehand. Also I REALLY hate Vic
>>220054330I don't hate Vic but I don't understand the point of him. DS9 already had a bunch of good recurring characters, if the budget and the story allowed for another why not add someone connected to the war, like a romulan or another Vorta? Even another ferengi would have been better than a hologram.
>>220017791Jellico just wanted her to be a real character. Best captain.
for the voyager / year from hell episodes, wouldn't there have been some record of the year from hell or krenim in the computer from when Kes had chroniton radiation poisoning? even though she eventually fixed that, iirc she still had memory of the future she experienced
>>220055776At the end of the episode she agrees to put together a report on everything she remembered.
The Burn is probably the most retarded major plot point in all of Star Trek.
>>220052393I always remembers him as another “shitty Starfleet admiral” character so every time I rewatch those episodes I’m surprised that he doesn’t turn out to be incompetent and/or evil
>>220056606I don't mind the burn. I do mind the retarded explanation behind the burn.
>>220056606They had space climate change in TNG but quickly figured out it was retarded and pretended it never happened.
>>220017673Riker is such a petulant child this episode, it's hard to believe he's an experience Starfleet officer.>How dare new captain make changes he thinks will work better given our new situation!>Why wasn't I made Enterprise captain?!Bruh, you were offered promotion with your own ship plenty times...>No! I want Enterprise, and I want it now, now, now!>Jelico, I have no solid arguments against your orders, so I will do what any mature officer would do. STAY MY ROOM TO SULK BOUT IT, AND REFUSE TO TAKE YOUR ORDERS.And this loser thought that he's ready for the big chair? LMAO.
>>220032458>a 35 year old woman had fun once when she was a child that means the death camps never happenedok, gul dukat.
>Emotions are cringe.
>i dont care how well trained you are. i am not giving you the cure for borg
>>220058063
>>220017791Nothing Marina Sirtis says is intelligent.
>>220036911Damn, THAT'S the dude from Night of the Comet?
>tell me about your sexual organs
>>220053783>You are bots or botmastersHell yeah Bots Master, it's laser time, boys!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLKYOSiW7U4>produced and directed by Xavier PicardHUH
>Refusing to eat out the Captain?
I wonder how Jellico fared during the Dominion War
>Ensign Kim, I want you to take command of the bridge while Chief Running Buffalo and I retire to my personal quarters so we can drink wine for 12 hours until my next shift starts
>>220033913The “strange new worlds” deck crew. Three dykes and a nigger woman congratulate each other on how good of a job they are doing
>>220059106unknown. the cairo, his ship from chain of command was destroyed but he wasnt in command. i think theres a good chance he survived since the federation didnt really give a shit about the dominion war he would have been assigned to something more important, like the deep space missions to find voyager. he made admiral in the alt timeline childrens animated series Prodigy.
Should I watch Star Trek in chronological order, starting with Enterprise I believe? I have seen an episode of Trek here and there, but barely remember anything.
>>220059299Prodigy is not an alt-timeline. It´s in continuity with Picard.
>>220059909Absolutely, and don't forget to include Star Trek Discovery which showcases a young James Kirk.
>>220059909Not really.For example, ENT has an interesting s3 (to be charitable), a good s4 (minus 1st and last episodes), s1 and 2 blow.
>>220059933picard is also alt timeline, quite obviously. heckin retard
>>220059909backwards is the way. ENT VOY DS9 TNG TOS+TAS
>>220059909Jumping from Enterprise to TOS might be crazy experience.
>>220059909Find a list of every single episode based on chronological order of the primary setting and watch it like that.
>>220035018It's less rare now.
Look on the bright side, it can't get any worse.
>>220058007 just asking questions
>>220061254They still can produce the sitcom by the Rick & Trek bitch, so yes, it can get worse.
>>220059961fuck the xindi timeline. its like they said, here's this established lore and we get to fill in all the unseen awesomeness, and instead invented some temporal cold war bullshit that is completely self contained to the ent universe.
>>220059961gangsters vs aliens is great
>>220041331>this retarded post againYou don't even believe that, you just know the first person who posted it got a lot of attention, most of it negative.
>>220042909Did this really piss mics off?
Are DS9 upscales worth it? Or should I just download a standard DVD version
>>220045880I wouldn't mind being the meat in their sandwich frfr
Aren't you going to eat anything, dear? Well? Huh?
>>220062147That´s why the "interesting". More appealing than s1-2 rehashing old stuff, but so GwoT-coded it´s hysterical. The violent jamming shit where it didn´t belong is Berman one step forward/two (or four) backwards.
>>220062268Forgot the cyanide pill in the other uniform.
>>220062268You should have stayed 12.
>>220017593Quirk Chungus
>>220062390Deck & Morty
>>220062390>>220062412I don't even care about the animation style, it's the characters acting and talking like fags from 2026 that turns me off. It's the 24th century, people are supposed to be different, that's what made Star Trek neat.
>220062390Ha, you fucking posted a new thread on /co/ with this crap and had to bum-rush to delete it.Also, your Rick & Trek clone is dead.
>>220062235Pikeys ought to be pissed ON.
>>220062573Yeah, I forgot to add the proper image to the /co/ post. I just wanted to get a Heckin wholesome thread going about Star Trek Animated or He-Man or Scooby Doo
>>220062221You’re schizophrenic
>>220062235Yes, this episode was banned in the UK and Ireland for twenty years.
>>220062240why is everyone eepy?
>>220062813I would like to know what her footgame is like before I pass judgement.
>>220062861The traditional "whole bridge crew and senior staff getting incapacitated by an alien force". Repeated occurrence on the D.
Been in and out of consciousness all day, had a Star Trek dream>Voyager discovered a quantum tunnel bullshit shortcut that gets them closer than ever to Federation space>it spits them out in the middle of Dominion space in the Gamma Quadrant!>they go for it, thinking they can just make a break the Bajoran wormhole>we get to see Weyoun meeting with Janeway, Weyoun enjoys playing with the fact they're completely in the dark about the Dominion>next time Weyoun negotiates with Sisko, he springs Voyager on him as a bargaining chipVoyager and DS9 actually connecting at the end would've been crazy, it wouldn't even need to be synced up, imagine the dramatic irony if Weyoun announced "we have your Voyager" before anything like it had even happened in Voyager yet.>Captain, that looks like some quantum tunnel bullshit>nice! let's investigate it!>oh boy here it comes!I also dreamt about Bashir entering a squad of cheerleaders into some kind of Federation X Factor contest but that one's a little more hazy.
>>220063372>I also dreamt about Bashir entering a squad of cheerleadersBased posthuman
>>220062439> It's the 24th century, people are supposed to be different, that's what made Star Trek neat.The idea is that people would become better spoken and less prejudiced as time went on. And then smartphones were invented and the opposite happened. People are dumber and more racist now than ever before.
>>220062240vertag upscale is the only one worth watching. the DVD versions look like trash if you're watching on modern tv
>>220063796>The idea is that people would become better spoken and less prejudiced as time went on.I miss hopeful optimism about the future.
>>220064240>his hope and optimism gone
>>220063796>>220064240hey man. the reddit dialogue in nutrek makes it more "relatable" to normie audiences who would normally be turned off by the stiff, autistic articulation of the older shows.I think that's how they tried to justify it
>>220064402I really hate this trend I see of calling things like intelligence and being well spoken "autisitc" Autistic people are fucking retards who can't communicate. it literally the opposite. who started this shit?
>>220064454>who started this shitWhen normgroids invaded the internet around the time affordable smartphone plans came out, and didn't like how it was populated by shut-ins with niche interests, and tried to drive them out
>>220063796>>220064402Just for grins I googled "nutrek dialogue" to see the normiesphere's opinion on how dated NuTrek will feel in 10-20 years, but the general response is;>yeah well TOS is dated with all of that sexism and don't forget the casual racism in TNG.
>>220047820No progress on a new slopera but Dukat and Winn have covered this song:https://youtu.be/nfhRc_QBiMw?si=6_rZSywWMEluK_d5 (original)https://vocaroo.com/1aFvsGXCE79D (Dukat and Winn Most Emotion version)
>>220063839thanks I'll try it. I also tried Queerworm's but there was barely a difference from DVD
why were the voyager cast so SEXY
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>>220065318the obvious answer is that they were trying to make more money by appealing to the general public, instead of prioritizing quality sci fi
>>220065318Human B'elanna is pure sex.
>>220065318Sex with Neelix
>>220065318Love Ethan Phillips just loitering in the back
