Arthouse & ClassicsAuld Lang Synedition>QotDFavourite classic /film/ bit?>BonusFavourite /film/ that you discovered because of /film/?Previous: >>220091407
Queen of /film/
>>220127534Damn. AI keeps getting better and better at photo editing!
>>220127534I made this point the other day, but I really have no idea what Desperately Seeking Susan-posting could've even looked like. What even was the meme?
Dominique-nique-nique S'en allait tout simplement Routière, pauvre et chantante En tous chemins, en tous lieux Elle ne parle que du bon Dieu Elle ne parle que du bon Dieu
i think thunderball is now my favourite "james bond" movie because it had really impressive underwater set pieces
>>220129089Also the best theme song.
>>220127534Nostalgiaslop edition.
>>220127534>BonusThis place couldn't give a good rec if their lives depended on it. You all prioritize femininity and cheap attempts at making arthouse, you couldn't possibly understand what makes good cinema. Shitty little brown retards.
>>220129412You sound American.
films that feel like Juno?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsrpyLS8vUg
>>220129489Juno (2007).
>>220129489Juno and the Paycock (1930).
>>220127534Missed opportunity for a hurly-burly thread
>>220129412You sound like a 2024 newfaggot.
>>220127534Going to the kinema to see Goodbye, Dragon Inn tomorrow and Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives the next day
Going to the kinema to see those big boobies tomorrow and those big boobies again the next day.
>>220130166I imagine Goodbye, Dragon Inn to be transcendental in a cinema.
>>220129472Fuck you.>>220130095Fuck you.
>>220130516You too, anon, you too.
We're all fucked here.
>>220129636>>220130560This but unironically.
Now this was kino.
>>220131572off-topic
>>220131807Football is kinoer than lusting after 60 year old hag pictures thoughbeit.
>>220127536I'm gonna blow a load in your mouth.
>>22013188760 year old hag MOTION pictures, mind you.
>>220131887Cinema is when you become a cute hag's boy toy thoughbeit'st'd've.
>>220131807It's Paris vs Munich though, that's european arthouse.
>>220131928Divine.
>>220132070we're all boy toy male wives here
*melts your heart with a glance*
Look, i apologize ok, i'm sorry i posted the soccer game, i'm sorry.
>>220132293It's ok brasucabro. Mind re-posting the Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde cinegrid?
>>220132228*China syndromes*
>>220131572>'68 L. Diaz /film/ confirmed
>>220132377>Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde cinegridThat wasn't me.
>>220132488>>220132508How about Slav Diaz
I'm glad that Domposting has returned.
>>220131928>>220132070>>220132157>>220132228Peak /film/ hours, I see.
25th>off period26th>ovulating27th-28th>period29th>ovulating
Given the choice of staying or leaving some of you would choose to stay on Ogygia.
>>220133035https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L3SdXFeB38
NBA playoffs tonight. Fuck the Knicks.
Many of you point your fingers at certain things as to why cinema has declined in quality heavily the last 20 years. You are all wrong, but to tell you why we must go to the past. Thousands of years ago, man was enslaved by another intelligent species. They are called Illuminax, they have the body of a man but the head of an eagle. At some point man discovered visual storytelling aka plays. He used this to inspire a rebellion, and around this time existed a wizard named Armanni. He found that his powers were greatly increased the more he watched the plays, eventually he became so powerful that he was able to cast a spell so powerful that almost all of the Illuminax were turned into chickens. Man enslaved the lesser illuminax to be used for meat and eggs, the ultimate humiliation. However, the remaining illuminax scattered across the world eventually regrouped, and plotted revenge from the shadows. Now they control almost every institution, and they are responsible for the decline of cinema, because cinema was the logical next step for the play, and it is powerful.
The illuminax use the satellite system to bombard us with custard rays. These reduce our kino energy. You can block them by fortifying you or your house with VHS tapes or DVDs. Bourbon consumption also protects you from custard. Make sure to watch plenty of old kinos and to consume many eggs and or chickens.
C'est pas ma fauteEt quand je donne ma langue au chat>>220133669pic related is all I have to say about this
>>220133669>as to why cinema has declined in quality heavily the last 20 yearsNolan. It was Nolan.
>>220133719>Make sure to watch plenty of old kinos and to consume many eggs and or chickens.Luckily i already do this.
tfw running out of classics to watch for the first time
>>220134261I'm about to watch a classic.Prisioneros de la Tierra (1939)
>>220134323de una
Embiid sucks so much. They should haven't brought him back.
>>220134323Nice, it's on youtube. Gonna be Pépé le Moko for me tonight.
>>220132694It's the world telling you to finally watch Celine & Julie
Being yourself, or sounding the sameIt's all part of the game
>>220136118I literally bought a ticket to see it in theaters last night but I couldn't make it :(
Just learned that Derek Jarman's Blue was inspired in part by Yves Klein's ikb 79 and can't say I'm surprised.
THE SMOoOTH HERE!late post apologiesLAST WEEKIN REVIEWbest flic (non rewatch division) - postmen in the mountainswatched on recommendation from ON3ino (not personal recommendation but taken from his top 100)quaint, scenic, vivid, heartfelt i find the chinese language melodic and cozy-smooth OUT
I watched I Am Cuba the other day. It kind of sucked. '64 was when films started feeling "modern", the way they were shot. I am definitely NOT Cuba, lmao.
>oh yay a new thread was made so we can all watch it slowly die
>>220138986>'64 was when films started feeling "modern"?
>>220138986You already said this.
>>220139270It didn't get the engagement I wanted. Your snark is good enough, even if it isn't good for anyone else.
Modernity
>>220138021why didn't you rate two of these
>>220134261ever seen Dodsworth? it's pretty good
bumpschmetic
I spend more time thinking about movies than actually watching movies. I also feel like this is true for a lot of people here
Watch One From the Heart (1982)
>>220143085i creampied her
Guys I think I SHAT myself. Films for this feel?
>>220143085Pixie cut Nastassja my beloved
bumpetic
Had a dream where I was on a date with Ewa Aulin. Ended up dry humping her on a train while shocked passengers watched.>>220143085>>220143379Her legs are outrageous in that picture.
>>220145120>dry humping her on a train"On a train" as in on-board or on-top of a train?
>>220145222on-board on-a-broad
>>220133669Hodgepodge and Gobbledygook
>>220145820Complete nyansense huh, catfat.
>>220145958Heh.
>>220145412>on-boardBoring.
We're all fucking a broad atop a train in Bollywood-musical-number-meets-Baby-of-Mâcon fashion here.
With those legs she walked into my office and I knew I was going to wind up a dirty old man. He said to me we'll wind her up together.
bumpinique
>>220138021curve autist, how about you actually like or hate something for once in your life.
>>220148013*smooch*
clump
>Oh babeh— this one's from the heeeart...
so slow compared to the brookedition
>>220150749That one had the motivation of needing to overtaking the kshitter bake speeding it up.
>>220150803sigh...those we're simpler times back then.
I was looking at Marcel Duchamp's L.H.O.O.Q and it reminds me of a famous painting but I can't put my finger on it.
>>220127534Can you name them all, /film/?
>>220151074Not entirely sure. But those are clearly Matt Damon and Vin Diesel on the poster on the right.
>>220151074BressonGalloWellesDreyerFellini???GriffithAntonioniFordHawksGodardTarkovskyOzu
>>220151320>>220151261It's this list plus Abel Gance
>>220151074>>220151379Okay, but who's the fairest of them all?
>>220151563Probably femboy mode Gance. If just going by the pic, Prince Vince Charming.
>>220127534>BonusThe Millennial Bee (1983)
bumpet-It's over. Pack it up everyone. It's time to put this three-legged pony down.
>>220152803*stab*
>>220152803Time to put you down and ride off into the sunset. Time to feed you to the gators.
>>220152803This thread hasn't even lasted 24 hrs. Get back to us when we're over 48.
>>220150803k/film/'s revenge will happen when you least expect it
>>220152959*smooch*
Any thoughts on her painting abilities?
You motherfuckers have the worst taste in pussy.
>>220153146they can't all be lookers like Clémentine Delait unfortunately.
>>220153184dishonest
>>220153273
>>220153146*glugluglug**POP*
>>220153216YES. THEY. CAN.Just post hot actresses, not a bunch of fucking GOOKS and ugly euro CUNTS that look like little boys.
>>220153407My preference personally is for actresses with big ole melon hands, but a select few people have showed their disdain for that type of thing and have sounded for my immediate expulsion.
>>220153577I like big titties. I like big asses. AWOOGA!!!!!!!!!!
>>220153663Based and Kruhulikpilled.
>>220153663>Big Kitties>Big Bassokay okay okay. My painting recommendation for you would be Lucian Freud's Benefits Supervisor Sleeping
>>220153663Here, now quit yerbitchin
My technique: BrechtianMy posts: MirthfulMy style: Transcendental My beauties: Mannish and Titless
what did she mean by this?
>>220148470i watched three flics I liked this week can you not read the ratings chuddy????-smooth
>>220154079Brad Dourif really is great at everything he does, including making daughters.
>>220145120Methinks the film wouldn't have flopped so hard if the marketing campaign had prominently showcased her sexy gams.
>>220154806Absolutely. It's crazy how he pops up in some of the best and worst films I've seen.
Gonna finally try rawdogging this tonight; while not being fluent in spanish i've managed to understand most argentinian, mexican and spanish films i've seen, so we'll see about a colombian one. I've tried rawdogging Ruíz's early films and boy was that a mistake, the meme about chileans is real, could only make one word out of every ten.
>>220154875Yes, but even in those terrible ones he gives a great performance. He's kind of like Eric Roberts in that way.
Currently listening to Teen Age Riot in memory of our fallen girlbrother…>>220154155Patrician choice of posts + beauts.
Joan Jett fucking died?
https://youtu.be/4wix4sf5Dsg&t=909>15:08 onwardsstaging masterclass>19:15this kills the dingo
>>220155079It's unreal how based he was.
>>220155079Hey speaking of Dingo: what the fuck is this? lol
>>220154806He was Stipe's favorite actor...
>>220155275in his defense, he probably watched them in different days and didn't give a fuck to log them correctlyor maybe he's high on meth, redbull and neetbux
>>220155366The lad appears to be geeked up at all times, judging by his computer and writing style.
>>220155558HOWLING
We're all geeked up here.
>>220155558KEK thanks for reposting this so I can resave it. I did the math and apparently he watched 18 hours of /film/ that day, excluding bathroom + hentai breaks in his case lel
>>220155079>THAT'S THE EXCITEMENT! THAT'S THE EXCITEMENT!Might have to get Filled (Fullerpilled)
>I never cover. Ya know what a cover shot is? I never cover. If I make a mistake, that's my fault. If you don't like the scene, that's my fault.
https://youtu.be/nxbR3t7OcJM
>>2201544223.5 is not liked that a curve autist rating from someone that actually thinks a 2.5 is an average rating. That's not how real people use a 10 point scale.
>>220155275supremelemon ahh ratings
>>220157233Nothing wrong with that. I have a worse/same rating for most of them except some came running (4 stars)
>>220154944Chileans fast way of talking is more of a 2000s phenomenon
I love films, mang.
>>220157233>Nuits blanches sur la jeteeGotta watch that.
>>220157334Well, i couldn't understand anything in those films from the 1970s.
>hear me out
Where the fuck can I pirate this? RuTracker doesn't have it
>>220158117
Where do you guys go to meet women?
>>220158593I go to singles events and find a spot high up to watch hundreds of women my age behave erratically and melt in existential lava and it's extremely compelling
>>220158593At work. I hate women doe
>>220158593You're telling me, you guys ain't women.
>>220158593Online games because women's inhibitions are lower and the real world is much too intense. I can just sit in the comfort of my flat and make girls cum by talking into a microphone. Voice kinks are not uncommon.With my most humble regards, Birkin
>>220160382
Me, personally? I'm waiting for the new Sean Baker joint...
I was watching "train dreams" and felicity jones showed up, and the last time I saw her was in "the brutalist" in theaters, and all I could think about when I saw her was that scene in the brutalist where we see her vagina which I thought was a really handsome vagina but then I felt kinda bad that I was trying to enjoy "train dreams" and i just kept thinking back to felicity jones' vagina from that scene in the brutalist and it kind of took me out of the movie
Today this could beThe greatest thread of /film/'s lifeBefore we hit 310Before we run out of timeStay on-topicStay on-topicWatch the thread come alive tonightStay on-topic
>>220160536Sent that freak flying.
>>220158593I don't.
>>220158593I signed up for a college film collective but still haven't seen any updates about itI was going to dive in there looking for pussy more than being interested in the film collective tbqhwy
>>220161033Should've gotten into a theater collective, theater women are huge sluts.
>>220158593My raw dog plappage? Divinely ordained.
hes literally me
>>220160382My cousin met his wife on Valorant. Perfect girl for him. Like the female version of him
>>220158117https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoqBq8D0Q-w
Gian Maria Volontè = kino.
Um?
UM X
>>220163196Alright.
>>220161773I loved Kaili Blues and didn’t even finish Resurrection. “Love letter to film” films are whack. Currently watching On The Silver Globe. Enjoying it so far.
>>220161773Spawn looking rough these days
>>220163170>>220163322Scrumptious Franny gams
has that nigga PUNQ ever said anything of even the slightest substance on a film he's watched
>>220165108VeryBrechtian legs, you could say.
>>220165177Who?
>I was going to call my film Pick-Pocket, and this was years before Robert Bresson would make his film with that title, in 1959. As we started pre-production, Zanuck called me in for a meeting with some top executives at Fox. They loved the project, but not the title. It was too "European," whatever the hell that meant. I argued without prevailing. They asked me to come up with another title. I had Cannon in mind, but that would've conveyed the idea of a war movie. New York's South Street had a special memory for me from my newsboy days, so I came up with Pickup on South Street.>For my research, I went back to New York and paid a visit to Detective Dan Campion of the NYPD. [...] When Campion came down on a pickpocket, he came down hard. He'd been suspended without salary for six months for manhandling a suspect. I based Tiger on Campion, making my cop one tough sonofabitch, too.>We finished the picture on schedule. When it was released, it got the full rainbow of reviews. Critics judged Pickup according to the ax they had to grind. Liberals welcomed the movie as outspoken about cold war nonsense. Conservatives condemned it as pro-communist. A screening was set up for J. Edgar Hoover in Washington. He really hated it. Zanuck told me Hoover called the studio to raise hell about my hero being "anti-American." The pickpocket's political apathy infuriated Hoover. However, Skip's a guy who doesn't give a shit about the Cold War. He isn't letting anything get between him and a big score. The character is true to himself. I didn't give a damn whether Hoover approved or not. I figured that, after Steel Helmet, the FBI had been keeping a file on me anyway. Pickup would give them some more material to chew on.Pic related: the French poster for the film. They changed the bad guys from communist spies to drug traffickers.
>>220165279PUNQ is a guy on letterboxd who has seen 42,835 films. He is someone who has taken "watching" films to the extreme. I have "watching" in quotes because from my understanding he will log the movie without really paying attention it. He will have a sitting for promising films or if he is watching it with his family. On his about me it says otherwise, but I just find it hard to believe. If one calculates the hours into days into years, He has spent four years just watching films. Just straight up watching films.The thing that I like about his ratings is that they lean negative so given that he has seen so many films he tries to be selective with the films he does like. If it were the other way around where his ratings leaned positive, his ratings would be indecipherable because nobody would know what he really likes. There used to be a letterboxd article highlighting him, but that was deleted after some of his controversial statements and ratings came to light. I think what did it in for him as far as that article was concerned was that his rating for Birth of a Nation was too high.
Evening/film/, are we excited for the premiere of Teenage Sex at Cannes?
NONCE
>>220166342I am so excited for Amanda Fix! We have come a long way.
>>220158593I wouldn’t know and I also imagine the average poster in this general is like 50.
>>220166383Yes we have Fixbro!
>>220155275>>220155558he watches at 2x speed min
>>220158593/kdg/
I now have a /kdg/ wife.
>>220166059I'm sorry i asked.
Forget it.
we are all forgotten here...
>>220167923only stipetic
"we are all forgotten here..."-the smooth
>>220168190>Those titlesShe should tell him we're romans here, pal.
>>220167977>stipe comes lurking around one day (G-d willing)>people are still talking about him>looks up "petic" in the archives>millions of results>squints eyes at disbelief>reads hundreds of mentions of him with a growing smile>sheds a tear>sniffles and breathes out>goes back to the current thread and starts typing>"Well /film/, I'm back."
>>220168247He probably never stopped lurking and is weirded out by your fags' obsession with him.
>>220168281I'm gonna blow a load in your mouth.>>220168247And then this starts playing from the speakers of everyone who posts herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB1GMlva-qU
>>220168247>Inshallah I may return after some time if I get my enthusiasm back. If not I will stick to watching Argento, PWSA, Bresson, Zombie, Bay, Akerman, Ozu, Kurosawa (‘yoshi), Carpenter and other artists whose work is so purely and simply “is” — work that eludes the jejune mediocrity of the cinephile’s attempt to interpret what the film “really means”… work that “is the thing in itself”. Guess he didn't get his enthusiasm back...
>>220168411A load of what?
>>220168463Breastmilk?
>>220168562I'll take that.
>>220168721It's HIV positive.
>>220168281No he’s just assumed another alias now. He’s CRA
>>220158593>>220163196>>220166342>>220166377dead general
>>220169498All me
>>220169553basé
Someone reached out about buying my audiovisual book, but it's 1k to rent and 10k to buy, so I don't think I'll hear back from them.
I reached out to this aspiring auteur to buy his "audiovisual book" and the faggot wanted 1k to rent and 10k to buy. This is an outrage! If I were me I wouldn't pay for it.
>>220169396Costaricanon predates him by a considerable time.
>>220168429Thank God. Shit taste in flicks, shit taste in foids.
Stipe's old accounthttps://letterboxd.com/mardelansky/Stipe's new account.https://letterboxd.com/manonwarakomski/Warmest regards,Birkin
>>220172815He recently deleted almost all of the reviews on his actual account so there's no point in even posting it, it's mostly empty
>>220172869I was thinking that if enough of us follow, stipe might come back to us. It's worth a shot.
>>220132228her philtrum is too long. throws off her entire face. pass.
>>220164799yeah kaili blues is still his best film for meif resurrection didnt have the chinese cutie during the long take, i would have dropped it too
https://youtu.be/5jeahJaOJPI
>>220168190Chances are he's trolling her. Why else include Griffith and Ford?
>>220173456You're the one trolling here, pal.
>>220173529I repeat: Griffith. And. Ford.
>>220174058>>220173529
>>220174397Are you the western poster or something?
>is gonna premiere two movies at the same festivalThe hubris on this nigga.
>>220173157>Elbows too pointy Maybe Egyptian silverback powerlifters like Lila Fwhatsherface are more your speed.
>>220174808Sent that freak flying.
>>220173456>>220174058It's edited. The original had a bunch of capeshit and other normal movies
>>220175209Might originally have been trolling then as well.
>>220175246Or he's a socially oblivious nerd which I think is kind of cute. Or the whole thing is a troll by the girl.
>>220172815pectic changed his name on LB from Harlowe to I inside the old I dying. I think within the past two hours he has seen this chat.
>>220129316buddy, what's with the first shot?
>>220175336Told you he still lurks.
*Nigerian lobster voice*I'm going to rape stipetic....
Good night, /film/.
>>220174808*smooch*
>>220172815>>220175336Both these profiles are hot ass. Assuming you aren't just trolling, I'm legitimately disappointed in him.
>>220172815>>220173018My skinwalkers are getting better. Pretty close.
The first kiss is always the sweetestFrom under some broad's sombrero
>>220175875*smooch*
bumpatico
/estilo/
Hola /film/ pendejos. Como están?
um
>>220179200Do. The. Feet.
I wonder what they smelled like.
>>220179351like yeast and a pound of blue cheese
>>220176836>>220179200That's the closest imitation I can do.>>220179292I'm not a foot guy though.>>220179351I'd reckon they smelled like Surströmming on a hot July afternoon.
>>220179405Hot.>>220179494It's not all about (You) though.
Now that imdb is kill, what's the best site to skim reviews before giving a movie a go? Preferably something lively enough to have plentiful reviews on silent/pre-code films.
This is actually an accurate way of describing Godard's films.
>>220179712filmaffinity and unironically letterboxd
>>220179200>>220179494You're doing good. Keep it .jpg/.jpeg though.. Only four of my collection are .png because fuck png.
a good film will masterbait youa bad film will make you watch the director masterbait himself
>>220179770Which one do you consult more
>>220179809Since I have a letterboxd account I use that one the most. And the reviews for silent films tend to be well-grounded.Filmaffinity (specially the spanish language version) has loads of insightful reviews but I'm speaking in general, sound films, etc.
>>220179860Awesome, thanks.
>>220174058
Dream is life, which added to the rest of our life creates that which we call human existence. Dreams gradually merge into our waking and it is impossible to say where one begins and the other ends.
>>220180577>t.
