How Many Lights EditionPrevious >>220111193
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There .... are.... TWO CANDLES
Kelvin Timeline Next Generation hwen?
>>220153740Why didn’t he just say there were 5 lights instantly? It would have been more irritating to Gul Madred if he didn’t even get to use the pain thing at all
>How many lights do you see?
>>220153900wouldn't have been very dramatic
Spoonheads, what the fuck is their problem?
>>220153900He gets like 16 people killed in Q Who because he won’t let Q larp as a Starfleet officer for an afternoon or apologize for being rude.
>>220153900The point was to torture Picard to obtain information. If Picard had played along as you suggest, Madred would have found another technique.
There! Are! Five! Treks!
>>220153900my favorite part of 1984 is when he does relent and say there's "five" and the other guy just goes>No, Winston, that is no use. You are lying. You still *think* there are four.
>>220154011Better a spoonhead than a güironose
Kira was so sexy in a Starfleet uniform
>>220154324sweet nose music
>>220154324Licking Kira's nose ridges
>>220154828Her, Troi and T'Pol all look better in the Starfleet uniform.
>>220153748star trek sex with wesley
>>220154120DS9 is not Star Trek. DS9 is Star Stay.
>>220153740>>220153782>>220153900>>220153926>>220154120THERE ARE NINE LIGHTS! NINE!
The only person who could be a fan of "Lower Decks" must be clinically retarded.
>>220155247>TOS>TAS>TNG>VOY>ENTFIVE! TREKS!
Why are Brent Spiner's nipples so...so... protuberant?
>>220155702because otherwise you wouldn't be able to see them
so I found out there are absolute philistines out there who don't like Darmokare some people just incapable of understanding the limits of a universal translator?
>>220155702very cold in space, silly
>>220155653>TASOh. Okay. Five.
>>220155702i have the same nipples-protubering-thru-shirt problem. wat do. ;_;
>>220155734the premise is stupid. either it can translate or it cannot.
>>220156679Stop taking estrogen maybe ?
>>220156716the universal translator did translate the language though, they just couldn't understand because they weren't familiar with the proper nouns
>>220155702They kept the studio cold so the makeup wouldn't smear. This wasn't a problem in the SD era.
>>220156716https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backstroke_of_the_West
>>220155734I loved the episode because it captures the autistic experience of trying to communicate with normies who can only speak in hints and innuendo.
>>220154324kek
>>220155702Data looks disgusting--nipples protruding--in his gold shirt for every fan to see. Very very disrespectful.
What's your favorite Chakotay moment
>>220157913When his platoon leader gave him his own twelve year old girl in Nemesis.
>>220158206He was definitely brightly greeted.
>dozed off and missed TNG on TV>it was Measure of a ManFuck
>>220155702I never thought about it before but Lore's outfit entirely covers the Starfleet uniform, he's definitely wearing it over it to limit time between setups
>>220157913Whenever he asks Janeway if the doctor can give him his balls back, then Janeway laughs maniacally
>>220153900Someon hasn't read 1984
Which Starfleet officer fucks the roughest? Hard mode: No Worf (I bet he awkwardly gentle anyway despite his posturing)
>>220159472t.everyone who has ever referenced it
>>220159508As much as I dislike the character and the actress I'd have to say Jadzia.
>>220159587Nah, she's probably disappointing just like everything else about her
>>220159687Good point. Ok then, Harry Kim because of all the built up resentment he has regarding his failures with women and as an officer.
>>220159687there are scenes implying her and worf had very rough sex.her character is boring though, but most of crew of ds9 is boring
>>220159735I imagine Barclay goes buckwild on the holodeck
>>220159737Anyone can get Worf to throw them around and break their shoulder or whatever it doesn't mean anything
so did Data fuck Tasha Yar?
>>220159817Probably but at least Barclay has an outlet. Harry doesn't have any of his own holodeck programs and is only shown playing second fiddle in Tom's programs. Harry's fantasies are too twisted for a holodeck in such a closed environment as voyager's.
>>220159895No Tasha Yar fucked Data
Having a holofuck program on a starship is like looking at porn at work.
>>220159939they do it off duty so it's more like soldiers watching porn in their barracks
>>220159939Do you live where you work?
>>220154120>There! Are! Five! Treks!damn straight
>>220160155When I started watching Star Trek there were only three.
>>220160155see >>220155247
>>220160199When I started watching Star Trek there was only one Star Trek.
>>220160241I believe you.
>>220158206>Neelix crash lands and is subjected brainwashing >At the end when the little girl is dragged to the concentration camp he doesn't seek revenge but just starts masturbating
>he doesn't fathom the nemesis
My feeling is that Neelix's favorite song is Love Shack
>>220160527>watch random VOY episode >female extras with big fake tits
>>220160613Exactly how Rick Berman liked it
>>220160527>>220160613I mentioned all of the fake plastic tit extras in DS9 and VOY once and said Berman clearly had a fetish and nobody knew what the fuck I was talking aboutCasuals
Star Trek Generations, whatever happened there
>Bowman also enjoyed collaborating on "Datalore" with Brent Spiner. "We were both really keen on making that a special show," commented Bowman. "We were like, 'Fine, 'The Big Goodbye' is going to be a fun script, but we're going to make this one even more popular if we can.' I remember that, and I remember feeling really good during the shoot." Remember when actors and directors loved their fans instead of trying to spite them at every turn?
>>220160788Actually I'm starting to forget
>>220160754It was less of a movie and more of a list of demands.That being said I do like parts of it.
I THINK STAR TREK 3 IS A PIECE OF SHIT STAR TREK 5 IS BETTER
>>220160825who at paramount demanded the nephew die?
>>220161057Cheap drama RDM also got his wish to destroy the Ent-D because he really really hated it.
>>220161118Fatty D is far superior to cringe E
>>220161337I could give two fucks what the ship looks like. The opening sequence where Captain Cameron Frye has a ship that doesn't work is just plain stupid.
>>220161439>I could give two fucks what the ship looks likeI couldn'tspace ship shape doesn't matter
>>220161337I do love me a Sovereign class but Galaxy class is timeless and iconic
>Star Trek, but all the alien races are 8ft tall
>>220160825>>220161118I hated to see the D destroyed but the crash sequence was still kino.
>>220161931I said "Oh, shit" before Data did.
>>220161931That would have been cool to watch in theaters. Sad I wasn't a fan when I was *checks calander* two years old.
>>220162721>calandercoriander
https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Cargo_bay>The USS Voyager had several bays with the designation "Cargo Bay 2".
>>220157913when the staff hired Native American consultant who was actually a Jew pretending to be a Native American
>>220162824Didn't they turn Cargo Bay 2 into Seven's room, and turn another Cargo Bay into #2?>we'll store you in here with the other junk we've collected, Seven
>>220162926There should have been a bunch of junk in there from past episodes, like the batcave.
>every shuttlebay you see is the smallest shuttlebay>every cargo bay you see is the smallest shuttlebay>every sickbay you see is the smallest sickbayThe D practically had a whole hospital ward on board but everyone just hangs out in what's practically Crusher's office...
>>220163026>practically twiceShoulda proofread that
>>220161864Earthlings are as alien as anyone else
Natalie Portman shouldve played Dax
>Rewatching TNG season one>Remember the anti-drug PSA because it always gets memed here>Forgot about the equally obnoxious climate change propaganda episode (When The Bough Breaks)Why didn’t Picard just arrange for the Federation to flood Aldara with millions of Indians and Mexicans to solve their population decline?
>that tng episode where picard argues that you can't have morality without god>that two parter where data tries to ethnically cleanse risa
>>220163445Leon and DS9 came out in the same year..
>>220163972BWAAAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAHAAAAA!!!
Did Eddington actually care about the Maquis cause, or was he just having a mid-life crisis over his career stalling?
>>220164371mid life crisis because he was bald
Rewatching Galaxy's Child and Geordi is even weirder than I remembered. Wtf is he talking about her hair for?
>>220164106Hm. Curzon Dax then?
>>220164491Geordi is creepier than Barclay he just doesn't stutter.
>>220164371Why not both?
>>220164541And he doesn't leave the fucking holodeck unlocked when he's getting his freak on in there.
Was there ever a Star Trek episode where a "serial killer" kidnaps someone and forces them to watch a holodeck simulation of their own rape, torture and violent murder? Like if Geordi forced Leah to watch him rape her holotwin.
>>220164712no, there was never a Star Trek episode like that
>>220164787Are you sure?
>>220164712Does anyone ever find Tuvok's kill Neelix program? I feel like there could have been an episode like his maquis mutiny holonovel but everyone just takes turns killing Neelix.
I feel like the advent of generative AI really flipped a switch in some people's brains when it comes to the Holodeck
>>220164823He has to have made some kind of projection. Neelix being an unknown quality
If I had access to a holodeck I'd make one of those pajeet spawned cat person mini movies
>>220164858What does that even mean saar?
>>220164712>>220164787Now I remember. Neelix watched his own death one time. That's similar.
Computer, generate a medieval village in 1/20th scale, populate it with period accurate characters. Save as "Fi Fi Foe 1" and begin program.
>>220164905I’d make holographic meth amphetamines and smoke them in the corner
>>220164935>computer why are there so much racial diversity when I asked for period accuracy
>mfw i'm stuck in a staff meeting and it's been 12 hours since i tormented my holoneelix
The Vulcan History Directorate has determined that Beethoven was black
>>220164983They all look the same from 50 feet up, just start stomping.
I just want to spend all day in my Fash Gordon simulation.
The Ferengi Commerce Division has determined that Beethoven was a marketable St. Bernard
>>220164712Janeway forces Harry Kim to watch holo-recreations of all of his deaths.
>>220163445
>>220162824Thanks for the laugh
>>220163337alien to my dick
>>220157913My favorite Chakotay moment is when we get to see him run simulations in the Holodeck
>>220167013with a little more effort and tuvix this could be a proper /trek/ meme
Chakotay has always been interested in...https://randomwordgenerator.com/
>>220157913i liked the episode where he fights guerrilla warfare and is brainwashed to hate some other race
The episode is called, "Nemesis" (S04E04)
How many times was Chakotay kidnapped?
>>220168963Four times... Unless you count the time he was stranded on an alien planet with Janeway and her pet monkey.
You'll sometimes see them in the background in corridor-based walk-and-talk scenes but what do redshirts (command) who aren't bridge officers even do? They must be outnumbered by science and engineering/ops officers at least ten ro one
>>220169878They stand in front of doors and panels, they move barrels, they do rounds
What are the comfiest scenes in Star Trek?
>>220169878>redshirts (command)but kirk does not wear a red shirt
>>220169878die horribly in away missions, they're an endangered species
>>220170228>>220170417Between the 23rd and 24th century the common Redshirt (mortuus dramaticus) experienced extreme evolutionary pressure, and developed a yellow coloring for the sake of self preservation. Coincidentally a random mutation in the population of Captains (commandicus cueballii) caused the coloration to switch to red, presumably because it looked bad in gold.
ps2 looking ass
>>220161864The episode where Spock gets stranded on a planet full of samsquamches was cool.
some of these DS9 'sodes are really emotional. House of Quark.Hard Time.Vortex.
>>220171248I really like the cgi upgrades in that episode especially the scenes including the shuttlecraft leaving and returning to the shuttlebay, as well as the dumping of the fuel, and burn up in the atmosphere.
DS9 > ENT > TNG/TOS > VOY
>>220163972The overpopulation alarmism episode of TOS was funny. "Oh yeah, we have to worry about the overpopulation of a paradise society. We white people better not have any kids!"Was it not obvious in the sixties that actual paradise societies like 60's Europe and Japan had low birth rates by themselves?
>>220153740DS9 shouldn't have turned Dax into a self-insert character for autogynephilic male writers. They made her into a space hoe who was always right and it was annoying. If they'd written her better, it would have drastically improved DS9.
>>220157913When he was with those borg and he banged that borg lady while they were mindlinked.
>>220175015
>>220165006jej
>>220169118Year of hell, the dinosaur episode, the one with kazon nog and nemesis?
Now I am become Freight, conveyor of cargos
i just realized the other day that Captain Boday is actually a freighter captain
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>>220179092>Many nights, my friend... Many nights I've put a blade to your throat while you were sleeping. Glad I never killed you, Neelix. You're all right...
>>220168889>>220158206>>220157913>Chakotay goes through severe psychological trauma>jk it's fake lolThe episode with O'Brien having PTSD was much better, though in the end both just handwave the consequences to the man's psyche away.
>>220179449O'Brien is simply too resilient to let ten years of hell bother him for more than one episode.
>>220179161
>>220179557MILES
I've started rewatching TNG and some of this shit is just stupid. S1E8 is basically unwatchable it's so bad. The combination of the episode length cringe plus the ridiculous ending god damn. And the episode where Riker gets invited to the Q lmao>If I'd used my Q powers I could've saved that child!LIKE NIGGA JUST BRING HER BACK TO LIFE YOU DID IT TO WORF AND WESLEY ALREADY LMAOOOOOI forgot how much worse the early seasons were. I'll probably watch seasons 3-5 then dip when Gainen shows up.
good morning. I haven't posted Weyoun in a while
>>220179807How would he have convinced the Klingons to join the Dominion?
>>220179622Season 1 of TNG is definitely weak as they try and find out what actually works with the show and characters but I wouldn't skip straight to season 3. Seasons 2 isn't as strong as 3 but it's nowhere near 1 levels and has plenty of decent episodes that are fun to rewatch.
>>220179863he couldn't have. the only reason he got Cardassia is because they're a bunch of pussies and Dukat actively sold them out. Weyoun vs probably any random Klingon just ends like pic related
I completely forgot there was a whole other Combs character in DS9
>Weyoun 4 is a backstabbing jackass>Weyoun 5 loves to have fun>Weyoun 6 is a defector>Weyoun 7 is a ruthless bastard>Weyoun 8 is a coward
>>220180266You would think the Founders would discontinue the Weyouns after so many failures.
>>220174225>If we don't do something now, then in the future Earth may groan under the strain of two billion people! The past was so optimistic
>>220153740I always wondered how did this basic bitch Cardassian manage to break Picard after the shit he went through with the Borg. They ain't shit compared to the Borg
I wish the Star Trek EU was wackier. Like there should be a Weyoun clone made in the past as part of a time traveling plot called Weyoun -1 and his successors decrease in number.
>>220180266>Weyoun 4 is a backstabbing jackasshe actually isn't. Ometiklan kills him for "questioning our loyalty" and he never does that. that part of the episode makes literally no sense like, it does not follow from what actually happened earlier. Weyoun was surprised they knew about the portal and then Ometiklan jumped to conclusions that he didn't tell them about it because he "questioned their loyalty" as if it couldn't be the case the Founders just told their administrator in charge of the disposable meat soldiers not to reveal that sensitive information to them that wasn't critical to their mission. he literally just pulled that excuse out of his ass and blamed Weyoun for it. there's nothing to suggest he did anything other than follow orders from the Founders just like they were doing.
I love when Weyoun 7 is like "I never could foresee Damar turning on us, Cardassians love authority!" and the Founder just glares at him and says (out loud) that she should kill him if not for the fact she can't make another clone
>>220180467Star Trek EU is pretty fucking wacky. Ever read the Shatnerverse?The Borg bring Kirk back to life and weaponize him against the Federation, it's pretty wacky
>>220180468oh also Ometiklan seems to imply that it's the Vortas who came up with the whole ketracel white thing to ensure loyalty and that they'd be loyal to the Founders without it which also makes no sense but I guess we can chalk it up to it being one of the early episodes about Jem'Hadar and Vorta so the writing is kinda inconsistent with what happens later
>>220180448When you just take the numbers of today and project them into the future it never looks good. Not unlike how they thought the future would still be using analog equipment or walkie talkies. Then advancements in food and energy production come along and supporting another billion people doesn't seem so absurd anymore.
>>220153740>He saw the fifth light in the endPussy. Would never happen to Sisko.
>>220180548You also have the Jemmies throwing shade at Odo "the traitor" instead of kneeling at their God
>>220180768yeah then later Weyoun 7 is like>I don't think Jem'Hadar will fire on the ship if we tell them Odo is on it so just leave that info outand in To the Death Weyoun 4 tells Odo to come home and that the Founders all love him and that he's so much better than taking orders from Federation trash instead of regarding him as "traitor"so it's all opposite and shit
>>220180455That torture sequence bit is basically taken from a portion of George Orwell's 1948 novel, "1984".
>>220181834Why didn't Winston just agree to be vaccinated?
>>220180455Being a Borg ain't that bad, you get to hear everyone's thoughts and are never alone.
>>220182061Hell is other people
>>220181924It's been a long time since I've read the book, so I'd have to look it up tell you how they handled COVID back then. Not sure if they restricted access to all the Walmarts either.
>>220182061It’s just like being a redditor
>>220153900Because he would have kept going. No there are 3. No there are 6. EtcIt’s what torturers do. Tell the person they are torturing it’s almost over just do X and they keep adding on until a fuck up and repeat. There is no end, “you were so close to finishing” repeat torture again and again. Eventually the person being tortured blames them self and that’s where he wanted Picard. That’s how sadist and evil people work, “you only needed to do this you were almost done” and repeat.
>>220180768I always liked their Aunt Jemimies pancakes, until they took Lura Thok off the label on the box.
>>220182487Just comply with every single direction. It’s not like Picard even knew the information he was trying to extract
Why did he give Picard a little robe in this scene. What’s wrong with his daughter seeing a human dingle dangle?
>>220182513You know who didn't get taken off the box? The Quark's Oats guy.
>>220182606He was more concerned with covering Picard's nipples so his daughter didn't ask uncomfortable questions like why does he only have two?
>>220182646Why does he have any? He’s a male.
>>220182696There you go with the questions. This is exactly why he gave him the robe.
>>220182061>get assimilated >all normies with no internal monologue are effectively your slaves>think race and crime statistics at them all day long
>>220182606The real question: Why didn't Chakotay help Picard in that scene?
>>220162846I'm listening to the Delta flyers podcast, and Robert Duncan McNeal is going to on how tone deaf the native American representation was, but never mentions the Jew. Anyway, they handwave the inconsistencies later by going "oh it was an offshoot religion on not-Earth or some shit iirc.
>>220183349That's because he's from the made-up world of Native America
>>220163026Sets are expensive.The smaller scale of voyagers ship felt more natural too me.
>>220182606Psychological torture. Give a man a blanket and then take it away from him.
>>220183110He was too small
>>220182526You can’t comply. You’d say 5, he torture you and say it’s 3. Then you say it’s 3 and he’d say 5. Over and over again. You will be 99-a% done and “fuck up” that’s how torture works. Step after step after step until you break down no ego or spirit you think you are retarded and that’s why you are being rebuilt. That’s torture. It never ends and you will never be able to follow the rules of the task to keep you from getting tortured. It’s basic torture shit they’ve done since 2000 bc and is still around. It never ends.
>>220183689Having cardunny pointing and laughing at your weiner seems like it would inflict a higher degree of torment
>>220183699>how many lights are there?>”several”
>>220183758You’d get tortured for not being exact. The people who torture people in real life are inherently broken. They can’t control themselves. There’s interrogation then there is torture. You know the difference because one stops.
I'm going to say it: Ezri Dax is a better character than Jadzia
>>220183862Too old
>>220183834The irony in this post is chefs kiss
>>220183862Not a high bar to clear.
>>220183862>I'm going to say it: semi-solid shit is better than semi-liquid shit.
>>220183918What do you mean? Interrogators stop, torturers have to be stopped. One is righteous one is not.
>>220183862No, Ezri Dax is a worse character than Jadzia Dax because she is ultimately irrelevant, feels tacked-on at the last minute, and they waste like 5 valuable episode spots of the final season on trying to make her seem like more than an afterthought (unsuccessfully).Ezri is just a waste of time. The entire romance story throughout S7 was garbage. Trying to suddenly have a counselor was garbage. She added nothing to the show aside from being cute. Should've just killed Dax and let it stick.
>>220183862Even though I find Terry more attractive, I agree. The main problem with Ezri is that it was too much in an already crammed season. I have always maintained that Jadzia should've died in Rocks and Shoals. (Ignoring the behind the scenes reasons for her departure; I just assumed they always planned to kill off Jadzia because it's a fairly intuitive way of exploring the Trills' gimmick.)
Trying to imagine the Five Lights scene with NuTrek writers and dialogue:>Oh I get it. You're trying to 1984 me right now!>Dude just fucking say there are four lights so we can get on with it
Wish this helmswoman stuck around, damn
>>220184879Trying to imagine giving a fuck about NuTrek at all and just bringing it up out of nowhere when no one gives a flying fuck you fucking faggot
You ever notice how this thing on the wall in sickbay serves no purpose other than to remind you of the light boxes they pin x-rays up onto in contemporary hospitals
>>220185201they may serve a purpose we are merely unaware of. that's what makes it future-y.
>>220179590Wait a minute, those stats...
Two part question:Was the krill still inside Jadzia when she was killed?If so, how did they explain its survival to allow its transfer to Ezri?
Dukat did nothing wrong to Jadzia
>>220185465I think Bashir says he managed to save the symbiont.
Why did none of these 150 or so nameless idiots use the downtime to study medicine? If Tom Paris died and the Doc went offline, they'd be royally screwed.And on a meta level, why did the writers refuse to have extras as nurses? And you could easily make a whole episode about the Doctor teaching a class. Did they really want to milk "Doctor doesn't like Tom but he's his only nurse" forever?
>>220185670>Dukat did nothing wrongDamn straight https://vocaroo.com/1aXBlkS7eXdB
>>220183995If Ezri was a loli they’d have worked
ok I was just about to freak out because I got an email alert saying my credit card has been used but I haven't ordered anything. turns out that was Amazon actually charging me because they're finally about to ship the Nacelle figures I ordered back in November. exciting.
>>220186949And? What figures?
>>220187578begone tourist
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>>220187734Is there any creature on Earth more insufferably rude than a fat, smelly, Star Trek fanboy?
>>220184910You just know Riker tapped that
>>220188274Yes. Frakes and Spiner were notorious fags.
>>220188251Yes. An irish
>>220188251Yeah it's faggots who don't lurk moar
Scott Bakula's sondaughter.
>>220188466Lol
>>220188679Nta fatboy.
>>220188770You don't have to be him. I was answering your question.
>>220188721Idk. I think the fat fanboy has that one beat in terms of insufferability.
>>220188385No way they weren’t ogling guest actresses and asking the producers for hot love interests every season. There’s a blooper floating around where Frakes chases a woman around the set and grabs her with both arms.
>>220188810So you're insufferably rude to everyone.Got it.
>>220189137flipping out as newfag who got told to lurk moar is kinda proving my point
>>220189218it's schizo Thursday now
>>220189218Pointing out your rudeness is not "flipping out". But you doubling down just confirms my point, not yours.
>>220189318you won't find anyone here who would condemn being rude to newfags who can't be silent so that means nothing to me. but you wouldn't know that because you're not from here.
>>220189318shut up, fag
so how did data's dick get hard to fuck tasha yar in tng ep 2does it fill with robo-blood or does it have some sort of actuator
>>220190001He produced it from the replicator and screwed it on
>>220190001Data's secret is that his dick is always hard
>>220190001>does it fill with robo-bloodos penis, like a raccoon
>>220185465Yes all the krill Jadzia ate at Quark's all you can eat buffet were still inside of her.
>why yes that definitely looks like brent spiner
>>220191452Was waiting for someone to notice that, lol.
>>220190243
>>220191489TOS and TNG were never meant to be watched in HD. You need to be looking to see stunt actors. Most TOS exteriors were made from cardboard and they took up half the episode. Maybe DS9 and VOY being stuck in SD isn't so bad.
>>220191489Looks more like Pete Hegseth.
>>220192021>TOS and TNG were never meant to be watched in HDIf that were true, they would probably not have been produced on film.
Why didn’t Voyager look up the serum McCoy made in Wink of the Eye and give it to the aliens in Blink of an Eye?
>>220191489They let Stewart ride a horse, are stagecoaches more dangerous somehow?
>>220192021>cardboardthis meme againit was plywood.
>>220192291Two horses, different skill, rolls easier.
>>220192291Stewart looks like he's been riding horses since he was 12. Guy is so British he was born holding a teacup.
>>220160676>liking tits is a fetish
>>220192533Liking big bags of plastic certainly is, yes.
>>220192291I lost respect for Picard when I saw this. Bits are for scared bitches who don't know what they're doing
>>220192533Well, a fetish, a "type" whatever it is he has one for big plastic tits
>>220192592Because this is a blue board I can't post the picture I have of one that blew out.
Holy shit I forgot how unhinged Janeway was when she demoted Tom. Solitary confinement, not being allowed out for exercise, and according to Dr. Grok the whole point is to drive him crazy.And this is for the guy who peformed 90% of all tasks before Seven joined.Fuck Janeway, her drones, and anyone who considers her one of the great captains of Starfleet. Smug, self-righteous, psycho bitch.
>>220193540Somebody needs to slap a ho.
>everyone can be shoved away into a box while Seven and the Doctor run the shiplmao was this supposed to be a meta gag about where the show was heading?
>>220193868What do you mean by that exactly
Why didn't the Enterprise D ever visit a space drive-thru?
>There is no human word for it. It is a moment of clarity between two warriors on the field of battle. Much is said without the need for words. In that moment, he knew what was in my mind. Once I realised that he saw my intention to give up, I could no longer go through with it. I went back into the ring and fought once more. He had given me his warrior's heart. Perhaps it is something a human cannot understand.a warrior’s moment of clarity, enlightenment, or sudden realization of truth—transcending life and death—is Satori (悟り). In a duel, this represents a peak mental state where warriors act without hesitation or fear, achieving a profound, intuitive understanding of the fightWorf can go fuck right off
>>220193941https://youtu.be/-E9r7CrxZLk?si=fO9EG2xlNcJvSCY4
Guys. I'm really really sorry about this. https://vocaroo.com/1oGkQgF3ECpo
>Decided to watch S1 of Picard>Halfway through the season this Romulan shows up>get on my feet, point at the tv and scream "holy fuck it's a romulan">then I remembered Romulans were actually in every episode but they changed them to just sexy humans with silly earswhy don't all romulans look like thisI hated those sexy british "romulan" twins so much
>>220155247>frequently travel 60,000 light years in every single episode >hurr they're basically standing stillhow embarrassingI feel bad for you
>>220194575Someone in charge had a thing for elves and decided Romulans are just straight up elves now, Elnor having a sword when that was never really a thing is the clearest sign of it
>>220194603Actually that doesn’t happen, allow me to explain
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>>220194301English is the only extant human language in the 24th century.
>>220194681>Elnor having a sword when that was never really a thing is the clearest sign of itOkay but Vulcans had polearms (Lirpas) Klingons had *lethsWhy wouldn't Romulans have blade weapons and associated martial arts
how come they never made any janeway voyager trek movies
>>220194880It's not that they wouldn't, it's that it was never established before and only introduced now along with everything else that was completely new and out of their character
>>220194781Don’t defend his bigotry. #StopAsianHate
>>220194603>hurrobese boomer detected
>>220194896Their story was over. And the movie would have to start with everyone but Seven in the New Zealand penal colony so the whole first half would be either a prison break movie or a courtroom drama to get them out.
>>220194896What would they even do with it
>>220194603>blatantly lyingShame on you! Shame!
>>220193967A friend I knew from 4th grade til he died about 5 years after HS always ordered his hamburger with ketchup only. So every time I see that scene it always reminds me of him.
>>220194575Romulans were always just humans with pointy ears. tbqh I like the TNG redesign and wish Vulcans got the same retcon to make them look slightly more alien.
>>220194952>getting to share a cell with Naomi Wildman
>>220194896same reason they never made any sisko deep space nine trek movies
>>220194934To be fair, and this is the ONLY defense of Picard world building I will ever give in my life, the Romulans were highly secretive and so it was a green field of potential "well you didn't know about..."Elnor as a character was stupid and I didn't like him. I guess that's radical candor. I get they wanted to world build the 25th century but everyone wanted whatever they got in S3, a Reunion of the old folks and all the stupid kurtzman shit was dumb. Speaking of dumb decisions Viacom CBS Paramount is making, they're bumping Ghosts to mid season to make ANOTHER supernatural sitcom by the SAME guys, this one about vampires. Talk about exhausting your market and cannibalizing it.
>>220195015did he die of a heart attack?
crazy to think that zeframe Cochrane warned earth about the Borg sometime after April 5, 2063, but people just assumed it was just crazy drunk rambling from an old man
>>220195017spock's in every single ep & film though so changing that would have been saccreligiousVulcans have 2 episodes in TOS whilst Klingons have 3.It's a lot easier to change them.
>>220195122Spock could be kept the same due to be half-Human.
>>220195083Actually ENT and VOY exist in the timeline altered by First Contact. Cochrane's warnings are how Seven's parents knew about the Borg before Q Who.
>>220195063Auto crash
>>220195601did it crash because he was eating a burger or putting ketchup on his burger while driving?
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>>220196107Too soon, faggit.
>>220196269It's the shranny
>>220196269>>220196294samefag
>>220194952>>220194961>>220195045they should have made a Sisko movie too and you can easily contrive some reason to bring people back even if their story is “over”
>>220196677They should have incorporated some of the crew from Voyager and DS9 into the TNG movies as actual cast members and not cameos over the view screen.
>>220196269If /tv/ had mods he'd have to reset his IP to post again.
>>220196269What? Are you having trouble posting here?
>>220196269Am I supposed to be flattered by your larp?
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