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>>220166965

Could Homelander really kill Soldier Boy?

i don't get it, did the writers write themselves into the show

>>220167036
I haven't seen the new season but is sister nigress still a condescending idiot cunt who just walks around claiming to be smart, but showing no actual proof?

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Why was Homelander so rational here? He acted like he couldn't do anything to them other than shout and give them a threat, he could just laser them and get away with it like he's always done

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i kek'd

>>220167034
What's Soldier Boy going to do if he was lasered into pieces?

>>220167034
Yes, Soldier Boy is not laser-proof, thus needing to block it with his shield in s3 instead of just taking it.
Also Soldier Boy can't fly and probably has limits on what height he can be dropped or thrown from and survive

One day we'll all pay for our memes

>folded and is not using the fag dub now
lol, lmao

>>220167085
could be he didn't want to fuck up his chance of finding the v1. he didn't go murderous until he overheard marathon say he couldn't get it himself

>>220167121
I hope so, I've done a lot of shitty memes over the years

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>>220167084
Yes.

>>220167142
Sister Reddit.

>>220167142
if she's so smart why is she obese

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>>220167142
Homelander did it better

>>220167164
good food beats even the smartest of people

>>220167084
He's an orrible cunt who cured cancer and threw it away because got mad when the adults rightfully laughed at a child talking about having cured cancer

>>220167167
Does Homelander ever say nigger in the show? He is the bad guy and that's the leftist cardinal sin, right? He has to have said it by now.

>>220167036
The writers sure have a hate boner for Russia this season.

>>220167173
But shes smart, she could have easily invented food that was both tasty and healthy.

>>220167209
Nobody is allowed to say anything actually racist because then it will be GIFed into a stock reaction image. Like Cartman going on Jew rants.

>>220167084
>no actual proof
Well she is able to have her brain mangled with a chisel and then return to normal functioning later, so she certainly does have the regenerating brain if nothing else

>>220167225
but that would require work
and sage doesn't really do that

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>the ultimate wish of the smartest person in the world is to make the entire world die so she can finally be at east without being troubled by anybody else
wtf, have i been smart all along?

>>220166965
DUDE WEED

>>220167203
>adults rightfully laughed at a child talking about having cured cancer
Why did the adults even laugh at her? They live in a world where superpowers like talking to fish exist, a kid finding the cure for cancer doesnt seem out of the norm.

Which E-Celebs would homelander kill and which ones would he be cool with? Which e-celebs would be on the deeps podcast? You tell me anons

This last season is such a fumble. I'd fully believe it not being the last one with being such nothingburger episodes, especially this latest one. Action is so few and far between and I feel like somehow it's been a really slow season despite being the last. They actually stepped up all the jokes/quips and slurs too instead of even trying to take the finale semi-seriously. I was really enjoying the earlier seasons too despite not caring for the common quips and dumb shit between cool shit too until now. Shows almost never get finales right, fuck me.

>>220167103
>>220167113
do we know for a fact that he can't take a laser? can't he turn into a fucking nuke?

>>220167307
It should have been commentary on how the Pharma industry doesn’t want to cure cancer because treatment is too profitable. But that can’t be used to sew racial or gender divisions.

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COCK POOPY BUTTHOLE HAMBURGER XD :C

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>>220167209
He gets a pass when talking about muslims, but even that is just basic "safe while pretending to be edgy" dialogue

>>220167015
this is just cartoony
this man releases his own bible and people go along with it?

>>220167294
>the smartest person in the world wants exactly what the devil wants.
What did Kikeman mean by this?

>>220167326
They are making fun of evangelicals, which is fair, but they really should be basing this shit on mormonism, since Homelander is trying to do exactly what Joseph Smith did.

>>220167084
>>220167142
>>220167203
Sister Sage reminds me so much of that Sherlock image that gets shared around on here. She's the perfect example of how idiots view smart people. She's not smart, she's a magician. Remember when she was first introduced and she just was able to correctly call out Homelander's midlife crisis because she can somehow magically tell that his hair is getting dyed more often and he pisses more so his prostate must be enlarged. No actual intellect is being used here just magic powers. Dumb people literally think smart people have magic.

>>220167360
Why are you even asking this? The writing is such trash they could have it both ways and justify either outcomes. Its just whatever the writers want to plot to go. There is no actual consistent logic in the shows universe.

>>220167436
>Dumb people literally think smart people have magic.
You can say niggers here.

>>220167367
And we all know why (((they))) would want to talk shit about Muslims.

>>220167439
>Why are you even asking this?
because last episode Soldier Boy wanted Homelander to kill him and then this episode thanks him for not doing so

>>220167034
>>220167103
>>220167113
>>220167360
Temp V Butcher manages to cut his cheek with his lasers and Herogasm already showcased they're as strong as Homelander's, so theoretically he could get blasted to death, it would just take a while.
https://youtu.be/vup7LvFaDQU?si=P-7mLNJe2HPt8ZLu

>>220167459
The shows writers are all Jewish, though.

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>Season 1-4 weaknesses: nothing
>Season 5 weaknesses: uranium and chemicals

>>220167294
I think she's severely overestimating her backlog. She probably reads and understands things at light speed. She's gonna regret being the last person on earth real soon. Not to mention she should have considered
>"hey, how come I like these works? maybe I like some people?"

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>>220167439
That’s like when I watched this porn of a sexy butthole poop fuck :DD

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>>220167488
>he's my wifes son
every time

>>220167461
the kike still wants muslims in the west so they can't vilify them too much

>>220167492
Once again proving how inase it is that they didn't try to novichok Homelander after seeing it work on Soldier Boy.

>>220167489
Nigger is a state of mind.

>>220167262
It would actually be fucking hilarious if they reveal a plot twist that sister sage never had super intelligence and just had organ regeneration and a slightly higher than average IQ

>>220167084
she's the real main antagonist who set everything up to end society so she can read in peace

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>>220167509
Gonna be honest, as much as the writers suck dick, they did predict this shit perfectly.

Can someone please post all the webms of firecrackers ass they have. I know there were a lot last season but I never saved them from the generals back then

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>fastest man on earth by default
So what’s he up too now?

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>>220167504
Did she actually say that? I heard rumors of her being made a porn addicted degenerate because people liked her being silent and cool.

>>220167596
No they didn't. The Trump bible came out in 2021.

>>220167629
Poop dick xD

>>220167492
Why didn't they try beating him up to see if anything would give him a scratch? Eventually they would have found the best strategy against homelander, which is stabbing him in the ear with random metal object as shown in the season 3 finale.

>>220167604
I can't, but I can recommend (You) get control of yourself.

>>220167492
I really thought omelanda was faking it here, it was such a shitty power and a shittier reaction

>>220167640
2024

>>220167691
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_Bless_the_U.S.A._Bible#History
>In May 2021, to commemorate the 20th anniversary of the 2001 attack on the World Trade Center in New York, Greenwood published a "God Bless the U.S.A." edition of the Bible.
Kill yourself nigger.

>>220167690
Yeah. As if Homelander wouldnt instinctively laser him and have the gas instantly ignite.

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>>220167492
don't forget 3 superpowered dudes and Maeve almost by herself

>>220167690
Kek that would have been funny, he's just listening to see what soldier boy does in the situation, trying not to laugh

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>humps Homelander to death
You know it's coming

>>220167769
Less gay than Joker getting raped by fat dudes

>>220167742
That was not the proper "trump bible". From your own link:
>The book created further controversy in 2024 when then-former President Donald Trump promoted a new edition.[15] In March, Trump began promoting the Bible at a price point of $60, the website selling the book calling it "the only Bible endorsed by" Trump and that his "name, likeness and image" are being used under paid license from one of Trump's organizations, CIC Ventures LLC.[16][17]

N i g g e r

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>one of the most useful supes
>never seen again

>>220167742
>Bible with US Constitution, Declaration of Independence, and God Bless the USA by Lee Greenwood.
How is this the same thing as adding a new testament to the bible? It isn't and the writers of the show are just conniving Jews hoping to capitalize on people who won't look deeper and believe their analogy to be accurate?
Who would have thought.

>>220167749
well he was fully aware if he killed someone there he wouldn't get the v1

>>220167817
Doesn't matter, nigger. Production of S5 only started after May 2025, so they still didn't predict shit faggot.

N i g g e r.

>>220167818
i have no memory of this

>>220167883
https://youtu.be/O_CHTrNNWmE

>>220167874
I didn't say they predicted that, that's this anon >>220167596
You did say 2021 was muh trump bible though and you couldn't bother reading just a little, actual nigger.

>>220167326
A chilling glimpse of the Trumpion futxer, where all proud woman of color and trans black nonbinary lesbian two spirits are forced to work at Starbucks while karens whip them with more than just cream. White liberal women forced into reducation camps and assigned Trump voter husbands who own them like property and can have rough degrading intense sex with them whenever they want until they are soaked in sweat and magaspunk addicted to Big MAGA Hog. Only white men will be allowed to vote, and The Boys (Amazon Prime Original) tired to warn you but you called us shills, you're so stupid lmao.

>>220167911
oh yeah

>>220167911
I thought I remembered that guy being Paul Dano for some reason.

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>>220167982
Shit same actually

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Yarhamuk Allah, Soldier Boy.

Also based subs anon, don't fold over pressure. You are doing demoscene but for subtitles.

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>>220167993
What's wrong with not wanting thug culture?
>No elites
huh, liberals are literally for gunning elites down in the streets though

>>220167326
american truck and booze commercials are almost exactly like this, just remove the religious stuff

>V1 doesn't grant immunity to the virus inherently, it just lacks the spike proteins
So how would a dose of v1 make you immune if you already have formula v in your blood?

this show is on the writing level of CWslop with shock value and a bigger budget
i dont get why people act like its good or was ever great or care so much that the plot is bad or complain when the writing is shit. its like people tricked themselves into thinking it was on the level of the top prestige shows when it was always mid. fun when its good but mostly boring shit and retarded writing.

>>220167326
They still believes that's so edgy

>>220168035
STOP ANALYZING IT CHUD! IT'S MAKING FUN OF YOOOO

How is it that Homelander is nazi blompfler but also has a bunch of women and minorities in his inner circle?

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>accurate soldier boy

>>220168101
Because season 1 promised so much more

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Terror represents the audience lusting for Homelander. Now I am not horny for the homie, but I respect people in the show recognizes the dream of a portion of the audience.

Is like a silent nod.

>>220168179
you might ask the same thing about trump

>>220168216
Don't use these webms, they have gay subs

>>220168253
leave the man be.

>>220167085
he wanted to be a good boy in front of his fatha

>>220168179
He isn't a Nazi, he rejected Stormfront's plan for a fourth Reich. Homelander believes that people with superpowers are superior and as the most powerful superhero he is the most superior and then he develops a god complex.

>>220168270
His subs are extremely jeet coded

>4chan tells me the episode is trash
>it's the best episode of the Boys ever
firecracker deserves an emmy

>>220168179
A pretty big character (stormfront) killed herself precisely because homelander told her to fuck off with her nazi shit. How did THAT fly over your head?

>>220168179

keep in mind, from the very beginning, the conceptual origins of V, the ideology and mindset that made that success possible. I suppose Homelander theorizes that the same doctrinal principles that gave rise to V will once again create the conditions for success eighty years later.

>>220168357
please elaborate, i unable to determine baharati components.

>>220168379
Only because Boglight, Frenchie, Kimiko are absent. It's still bad but not so bad

>>220168550
all of them show up in the doggie segment
the only weak part of the eppy was black noir's zesty ass

So Frenchie is obviously going to die alongside Butcher. MM, Kimiko, Hughie, and Boglight will probably live. Am I right?

>>220168627
According to leaks Frenchie dies on ep 7, so not alongside Butcher. Unknown if/how Butcher dies in the finale, as he presumably does

>>220168379
This. It was the best episode of the boys ive seen in a very long time. Yet somehow /tv/ and even reddit seem to dislike it.

>>220167818
One would imagine selling organs would be more profitable

>>220167492
>Character is introduced
>His ability is poison gas
>he tells his power to homelander
>still catches him off guard with it

Is there a more flanderized character in fiction than homelander?

>>220169015
>homelander knocked out
>bunch of seth rogen friends. Retarded scene
>soldier boy saves homelander
>soldier boy character slowly destroyed by writing
>firecracker background because she's dying

What reason does Soldier Boy have to develop this soft spot for Homelander? He's not REALLY his kid, not in the actual sense. Homelander basically stands for everything Soldier Boy is against. It's fucking stupid.

>>220168627
I think from the boys only starlight and ue live at the end with ryan

>>220169069
>Firecracker introduced as a major character
>does nothing
>dies
What did the writers intend with this

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>>220167294
>make mathilda wormwood but a fucking evil supervillain
im pretty mad thats a great idea and its fucking wasted on this shit ass character fuck.

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>this is enough to defeat the most powerful supe in the world

>>220168627
Yeah pretty much, only thing Kimiko hasn't been explicitely shown walking off is any sort of severe head injury beyond bullet wounds and MM's talking so much about giving up on life that it actually would be way more surprising if they did kill him off in the finale, at least Frenchie is 100% a goner, a lot of his scenes in the first teaser trailer have already appeared in these 5 episodes so he's definitely not making it to episode 8.

>>220169124
Just like all characters in this cum dump series. Remember Neuman?
>oh but Zoe
She didn't do shit either

>>220167615
He’s paste.

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>>220169121
The writers knew they fucked up last season so they're stuck trying to asspull a way for him to team up with homelander.

>>220167416
I mean its just Mormonism but Homelander is Joseph Smith.

>>220167436
> my High iq plan is for everyone to die
> instead of just helping butcher make the virus while homelander is running around looking for v1, I will do nothing.

Some 6d chess meme of her plan getting more and more schizo as she talked for 10 minutes would have been better. Somehow her plan actually means the summoning of the Aliens that planted all the pyramids and she's going to return with them to another planet.

>>220169124
they needed a way to keep spoofing hecking chud media after they killed off cucker tarlson

>>220169421

good one. Makes sense now.
Homelander is from Utah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSn1FDB4RwE

>>220167326
in reality, rightards wouldn't like their church to be called "Democratic" because it sounds too similar to the Democratic party, just like how they always say "Akshully, we're a constitution republic (a democratic system), not a democracy"

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seth rogen will be alright... right?

he's still writing for the show... right?

>>220169610
I'll always remember him when I watch An American Pickle.

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>GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU DISGUSTING FREAK, I DON'T WANNA FUCK YOU
>What the heckin' heck? Why are you fucking my dad and not me?

Since when did homelander become so fucking weak? I swear there's been like 10 different ways to kill him introduced

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>>220169653
he is jealous that she gets to fuck his dad and he doesn't.

>>220169681
Really just 1 way to kill him and 1 way to de-power him.

>>220167142
>>220167161
She is right. Religions are scam and created to benefit some groups of people

>>220169121
It really is so dumb. Soldier Boy hates homelander. He's tried to kill Homelander at least a few times, and suddenly it's all like "Nah, I randomly changed my mind". Even the other characters present point out how it makes no fucking sense (before they are killed). I genuinely think it's solely because the viewers all like Soldier Boy, even though they intended him to be hated for being too patriotic or whatever. So now they have to make him a full on bad guy following Homelander, I guess.

>>220169424
who is cucker carlson?

>>220169550
>The right is bad because they're...*checks notes* not reductive enough!
When will you people stop the performance? You don't even care enough to be sincere.

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>>220169124
right wing tradwifes are all bad and are fake christians for supporting trump

>>220166965
>>220167085
is that mclovin?

>>220167671
>You jerk off?? Gross seek help
Lmao faggot

>>220169741
Yes. A McLovin who is now 35 years old but looks more like 50

>>220169121
I think he's playing him. They're going to use keep milking Jensen for their vought prequel so they can't make him too unlikable

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>>220169724
Their Tucker Carlson expy.

There's a post-interview with Firecracker's Valorie Curry and her sweetness makes me all the more pissed they fucking snuffed her like that
https://www.youtube.com/watch/GSmRso10nkU
I swear to god these last 3 episodes better be fucking worth it

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>>220169610

is he ok

>>220169713
Their power dynamics is delectable for fujos and tumblerinos. The actor performing as soldier boy was an icon during the tumblr pre-porn ban era (yahoo merge). Production is capitalizing on that.

>>220169781
>I think he's playing him.
Playing him how? He had the perfect opportunity to kill homelander in that scene, but chose not to. If he's playing him, he's making it infinitely harder for himself. There's not situation where Homelander getting V1 is beneficial for Soldier Boy.

>>220167459
actually you can't, I've been banned before
it's called "racism outside /b/" lmao

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>>220169774
Thats a fucking rough 35

>>220169706
Reddit is that way

>>220169758
>You jerk off?? Gross seek help
This, but unironocally. Have you ever tried to stop and found that you couldn't for a significant period of time?
That should be a red flag.

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>>220169823
Will they adapt this scene?

>>220169850
I know a hollywood whoever who I trust and they said McLovin is the biggest piece of shit they've ever worked with

>>220169848
Lmao what the fuck happened here boys?

>>220169850
looks better than you

>>220169851
You should stop posting, your IQ is low

Soldier Boy is the golden goose of the show. Everybody loves soldier boy. They just need to make soldier boy do shit, hit some people and be a based boomer dad because everyone loves based boomer dads, specially when they look young.

And Homelander can make things interesting for SB. As a character he can provide many situations.

>>220169886
Hi Chris

>>220169866
Jensen hates gay shit so that won't happen

>Fast enough to turn people into paste
>Not fast enough for the people in his way to walk in front of his path, realise what is about to happen and scream

>>220169927
fast superpowers have always been slowing down your POV to be slow
Flash can run on highways because he sees the cars and avoids them

>>220169781
half of season 3 is spent SAYING he's unlikable, before forgetting to back it up with anything. the best possible thing they could've done was leave him on ice and do the prequel anyway.
>>220169785
>I swear to god these last 3 episodes better be fucking worth it
they won't be! they're going to be extremely fucking disappointing. if they were willing to burn a full episode of an 8 episode (((final))) season on pure filler and 3 minutes of actual plot relevant shit they sure as hell aren't going to do anything good or decent with the last 3 episodes.

>homelander doesn't just kill people all willy nilly
>makes him killing firecracker more shocking, even if we all knew he was going to do it
I guess the writers really did learn. You expected him to just kill the entire washed-up celebrity room for annoying him, but he didn't.

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>>220166965
>from his perspective they are frozen solid and easily avoidable
>somehow collides into them anyway
????

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>>220167294
>I'm gonna cause an all out Supe war that eradicates all of humanity
>I'm gonna ride the whole thing out by myself undisturbed from my bunker in colorado!
>and the best bit, when the war is finally all said and done, I'll be the only one left... then ... I'll learn to read
>...
>"so why do you need to start an all out war if you have a secret Colorado bunker that you can remain completely undisturbed in?"
>.....
>..... uh...... um...
>
>you just don't understand because I'm so smart and it's definitely the WORST superpower to roll

I know it's always been retards writing a smart character and that's part of why pic rel never landed, but woweeee that was especially retarded this episode

>>220169971
Him spinning a half circle killing everyone after tanking the gas would have been more satisfying actually.
Him controlling SB with the wait a second pose like he was his boss. Then SB cucking out from killing him was fucking retarded. The writers are doing some extreme ass pulls to have a reason soldier boy helps homelander.

>>220167294
>smartest person in the world
what does that even mean? how is she the smartest? what's it based on? she read a lot of books? and now she wants to read a lot more books? amazing
something like 99.99% books ever made are not worth reading or are fiction anyway

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>>220169866

Soldier Boy is a trademark. Vought American Consolidated can create super humans in batch and can technically brand every unit "Soldier Boy". The one you shared is a more recent unit.

V1 Soldier Boy is Captain America upgraded for the tumblr fujos and new generations. That's why people love the character and Production has to bend the knee and recognize that, even
Garth Ennis. If they want to keep access to the money printing machine. People love their World War Two heroes.

>>220167294
hope the women with the 2 faces kills her

>>220170089
You dont understand she quoted philosophers to her grandma's and knows homelanders pee schedule to make assertions about his prostate.

>no firecracker webms
>again
homosexual board

>>220170085
It'd be retarded because then him killing Firecracker doesn't mean shock the audience.

SB helping him is an ass-pull, but it seems that SB thinks he owes Homelander for fucking him and Homelander not killing him for it or some shit. Or he's just doing that bit where he wants to kill Homelander himself, but not through cheap tricks or help, like a faux macho guy that the show seems to portray him as.

>>220170144

That can be arranged.

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>>220169866
>anon, I...

>>220170206
I would appreciate it

>pull supes out of ukraine
>earlier episode already established that they are allied with russia
So what the fuck is that. Did they forget the slotted in a dumb joke and forgot that it has implications outside of their Reddit-tier quips?

>>220167294
>I will read as many books as I want FOREVER
>B-but if supes and humans exterminate each other, who will write the books?
>…

>>220170264
>>earlier episode already established that they are allied with russia
Wait when did that happened? I only remember the scene where ryan killed a bunch of russians

>>220167294
>smart character written by stupid people

>>220167294
Why does she even need to read books if shes smart? Shouldn't she be doing unprecedented world breaking things and be the one writing books about it?

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>>220167596
Fuck is this dark sould boss ?

>>220170264
She at least said Ukraine is a joke whore of a country, which is absolutely correct.
Russia might be a corrupt country. But its not just some joke country that politicians from other countries send their kids to sit on energy board notionally to get paid 500k a year.

>>220170354
Why doesn't she just make the virus and give it to butcher herself? Or just give it to homelander directly while she's in her bunker

>>220170006
Powerlevels of the supes all depend on the writers needs for the moment

Just like how most of the time Homelanders super hearing is not important until the plot says it is. Cant shoot through an airduct to kill Huey because plot says he cant see through shit anymore. Also doesn't hear him until his sweat drop onto him.
But sure as fuck can hear & see Butchers black dildos running through him

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>>220170357
nothing don't worry about it

I like how over-the-top they made Black Noir and the director's scene, like they're just telegraphing his death because they already know you know he's gonna die.

>>220170519
I really just want the Noir and Deep feud to come to a head already. I think their dynamic mostly works well but how much setup do you really need for the comic relief guys

This season is one of most dogshit seasons of television I have ever seen. And that's saying a lot given how dogshit the previous season was.

>>220170411
kek sister sage's plan is basically to speedrun umbrella corp's result, except that umbrella corp wasn't even trying to deliberately cause an apocalypse. Motherfucker actually made umbrella corp seem sane and competent.

>>220166965
It sucked overall. But I gotta admit. Seeing Seth Rogen get ripped in half by Soldier Boy was actually kind of cool to see. Even if they clearly meant for us to sympathize with the celebrities and not Soldier Boy & Homelander.

>>220170476
Doesn't that mirror the US? You had trump being all buddy-buddy with putin and later pulling support from ukraine. That the boys whole shtick, "this is you lmao". They show real world events and refuse to elaborate most of the time.

>>220170657
Did they? They didn't come off as sympathetic, as they were all willing to sell each other out or others to get ahead.

>>220170664
>i have reddit-tier understanding of geopolitics
I can see why you clap like a retard to this slop.

>>220170700
Did that never happen?

>>220167596
>>220168012
Soldier Boy is supposed to be Trump from the 80s . Hedonistic, selfish, obsessed with fame, beloved by celebrities.
Homelander is supposed to trump nowadays. Out of his damn mind. Hated my many, but loved by a dedicated and active cult of people who will support him no matter what.
So we get two 'this is supposed to be literally Trump who is literally hitler' for the price of one.

>>220170715
No chance.
These people all pretend Trump wasn't even famous before the mid-2010s, and they didn't think he was cool or have him on SNL or show up at his roast and clap for him, etc.

>>220169783
Ironic considering everyone left and right hates Tucker Carlson these days. Albeit for very different very opposing reasons.
>>220169866
They already sort of did. They referenced it when Homelander defrosted soldier boy.
SB: "Did you fuck me?"
HL: "What?"
SB: "Is this some kind of weird incest thing?"
HL: "No!"
SB: "Then what the FUCK is this?"

I still don't know why Soldier Boy is treated like he's on par with Homelander.

>>220170715
>support him no matter what
People who vote republican voted republican? It sounds more like you fucks need to introspect and find that people hated your candidate and disavowed your party more than people just voting for their party. Unless you believe
>people who never voted democrat didn't vote for my shit candidate, therefore they are fanatical MAGAtards who blindly follow someone like my heckin reddit show

>>220167436
Or the degredation of tyrion over time. George isn't a genius himself, but he took a long time thinking about the best ways to make tyrion witty and conniving, and the show just turned him into cock joke guy.

>>220170797
Calm down buddy. I don't actually think Trump is Hitler. I think the showrunners think he's hitler. Not the same thing.

>>220167436
I mean, she didn't earn her intellect and she was not born with it as an innate ability. It was foisted on her. Of course, she doesn't have the best intentions in mind. She's a lazy fuck that just had intellect fucked into her.

>>220170715
>everyone is Trump!
>this is an adaptation from the early 2000s but everyone is trump!
Literal trump derangement syndrome

>>220170357
it's the radiance

So what's up with the leaks being accurate but getting all the details wrong?
It's like the plot points are correct but the detail of what is described is completely incorrect, or not really close usually.
Also the Soldier Boy Mr. Marathon leaks were completely fucking wrong is my boy Soldier Boy still gonna die? I guess so since he's just suddenly become a permasimp for Homelander

>>220170795
Because he's his old man and beat homelanders ass down in their showdown till he flew off like a pussy.

>>220170957
It was 3 on 1.

>>220170914
this show has literally never been anything like the comics other than some shared names and hair colors

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I really enjoy this crazy shit.

They're really not getting enough shit for sister sage and her endgame finally being revealed. It's literally just an edgy incel fantasy.
>everyone is dumb fuck people they all should die

>>220170795
He'd lose a 1v1 but he's probably pretty close in terms of raw power, and he's got the nuclear option. No flying, lasers or super senses though. the no aging or dying of that virus is a nice bonus, but that doesn't really matter in a fight.
It's kinda vague just how durable SB is, but Homelander can kill him if it came down to it.

>>220170969
>3 on 1
>1 was a woman
>the other a cuck
It was a 1v1.

>>220170980
We don't know if she's telling the truth, as why would she confide in Ashley, especially since she should "already know" Ashley isn't on board.

>>220170953
Could be bait. Whoever leaked it got an edited script because kripke/rogan were looking for leakers and is now fired.

>>220170980
It is so retarded it's hard to know how it passed by several different groups of people and was even committed to film by a full production team of people.... am I missing something? She wants to go into hiding and ride out a war then come out to nothing? What is the difference between being alone inside (during the war) or being alone outside (after the war)

These writers should never work again. They've revealed the power levels

>>220171044
I mean, that's the Redditor's dream. They act like if the world just descended into an apocalyptic shit, everything would be so much better.

>>220169550
You are not a smart person

>>220167015
>Are you telling me the Bible is like Star Wars and the Book of Mormon is Return of the Jedi?!

Only low IQ trannys and faggots like this show now.

>>220171056
I mean yes it is a razor sharp idea obviously. But I more mean the actual logic itself doesn't track even remotely... and this is supposed to be the smartest person in the world? The only thing she said that would motivate her war plans is that Homelander has to die... but then just kill Homelander? Lmao, it must be a combination of the writers relying on AI and their teenage children to get the scripts in. There's no way Amazon really pays salaries in the 100s of thousands to these windowlickers, it almost certainly has to be outsourced in some ridiculous fashion

>>220171028
I can believe Sage wouldn't reveal her actual goals, but what's there to gain from fucking with Ashley? Sage only gives a shit about her for the mind-reading powers. but if she really wanted to use Ashley, why tell some crazy "I want the world to burn" story?

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>>220170678
I liked when that one guy who I always confuse with Bill Hader said he wanted to kill "Hader". I still don't know his name and don't care to know it. So his hatred is on point.

In fact, I wouldn't know who Bill Hader was if Rachel Bilson didn't go on podcasts saying he had a huge dick and that he gave her her first orgasm (sorry Anakin).

>>220167937
>You did say 2021 was muh trump bible
It literally was you fucking halfwit? It came out in 2021.

>>220171028
The show is not subtle in the way it portrays her when she's being deceptive. She rolls her eyes when people are not looking, looks annoyed, talks in a monotone voice. None of those tells were in that scene. I think this is really it. She will probably end up helping the boys' goals and somehow that will satisfy her too because of some asspull reason, but her true ideal goal was just revealed I fear.
>>220171056
The way she describes it it's more like /r9k/ and /pol/'s dream. She doesn't want le heckin' epic mad max post-apocalypse. She wants total destruction and her bunker being the only safe place. Hell, there are apu memes from here featuring that exact same fantasy, just with nukes instead of supe viruses.

>>220170357
AI can't help but put a demon in if the orange man is front and center

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>>220171322
thanks nigga
there was a great low-angle ass shot of her too towards the end before she walks in to talk to homelander I think

Hopefully we can steer clear of pol ITT but I find it amusing that we debated what the showrunners would do if Trump was elected vs if Kamala was elected.

It's obvious no matter the outcome of the last election, this season was ALWAYS going to be exactly like this. Trash.

>>220171361

TRACKING
TRACKING
TRACKING

>>220171322
>literally threw her beliefs in the trash right before talking herself into being killed
She was a sneaky bitch but I can't help but feel kinda bad for her after going out like that

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>>220171518
I renounce Jesus, Yahweh, Vishnu and Allah

Do you guys remember when Homelander was actually kind of menacing in the first season? Now he's just a joke character that undermines his own attempts at being scary or Godlike with every single scene. If they did this God heelturn thing in the final season, but actually had Homelander stop acting like a fucking retard all the time and made him an actual Old Testament style scorched Earth GOD, it'd be cool. Instead we get the same old sniveling daddy's boy schtick we've had every season. No change. Not even character development. Just garbage.

>>220170519
it made zero sense
>Do a barrel roll
like ok? This is supposed to be good acting? It's just reddit quips on quips

>>220166965
The snails pace of "progress" this season is going, really has me thinking they're gonna do a rug pull where the REAL ENDING is an Amazon Movie thats 2 years out.

>>220167161
LUL

>>220171848
Yeah I thought this as well. I don't know what these people think a barrel roll is, but it's certainly not something a person can just do, unless they specifically chose that phrasing just for long dead memes. It's fucking bizarre.

what a fucking hour

>HAHA THE OBSESSED MCU CHUD IS YOU!

But the superhero obessed disney adults aren't maga republicans though?

They could not have ruined a character more than they have by making the girl speak. Holy shit, I've never felt more disgust for a character than I do for the "new" Kimiko. Who the fuck are these writers?

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I cannot find it, is this shot present in S05E05? Does anybody can give a timestamp?

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>>220167294
This was was fucking STUPID.
Really? REALLY?
The best these redditors could come up with for THE SMARTEST PERSON ON THE PLANET is to ripoff the second best known Twilight Zone episode?

>>220171877
the guy can fly so I'm assuming he starts spinning in the air for some fucking reason at the emotional scene.

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>>220166965
any webms of the deaths so far in the season? I wanna relive and see them again

>>220171908
they're going to kill Frenchie so she needs to cry and say shit. Doing sign language over his corpse doesn't have the same effect.

>>220167769
Cute fucking dog. Bad actually bad casting.
The dog is supposed to be old enough that it was alive before the start of the series, and Butcher says "as ol as 'e is, 'ill kill 'im".
That dog is fucking puppy.

>>220171928
that's an action figure or AIslop

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>>220171849
>Starlight 2 years from now
That's a dangerous game

>>220171928
nigga that's just an edited version of firecracker's COD model, artist is Word2_doc

>>220169850
Really. McLoving is like 36-37. What the fuck happened? He looks like what Curtis Armstrong looked like at 50 year olds.

>>220169550
the whole thing is just leftists projecting. The MCU obsessed is them, the funkopop commercialization obsessed is them, shilling for megocorps like Vought is them, rewriting the constitution to fit whatever they want is them, doing whatever a celebrity says is them.
>b-b-but Trump
Trump gets alot of shit from the right, especially now.

>>220169886
Thats the thing. He doesn't. This almost made me feel better that a "hollywood actor" only 2 years older than me looks like shit.

>>220172111
post yourself then

>>220169421
Once again it'sanother "retards thinking high IQ people are magicians" thing that they think someone operating on Sage's level would be content just... reading... in a post-apocalypse with society gone.

That's such little stimulation for a mind like hers she'd off herself in a week. People with 130+ IQ don't just run corpos because thry can, they do it because running cutthroat, complex multinational empires is enjoyable to them.

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>>220169052
in the comic malchemical’s power was way cooler

>>220171928
it was this: >>220171518

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>>220167015
People watch this fucking slime? Christ.

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>>220171784
why did he do this to sammy?

where's maeve and her fat tits

How much worse are the later eps? I’m already on Ep 3 and it’s already starting to fall apart with how they just bring in V1 as one more roadblock on top of Victoria’s idiot daughter being the reason why they no longer have the virus as an option to kill Homelander. This shit would work better as a special instead of an entire season because it doesn’t want to fucking end.
It’s probably not even going to be a worthwhile ending. Just a DBZ style fight between Butcher and Homelander and then the twist will be that Homie takes a flawed mix of V1 and dies.
Also they gave Kimiko the worst fucking dialogue ever.

is it a filler episode

>>220170264
the entire thing is like that. We see in Gen V and earlier seasons that Vought tries to pander to the woke crowd with adding nonbinary trans supes and disabled supes. But also they're Fox News Christian Evangelicals.

>>220172505
its basically a supernatural episode

>>220172505
its a filler fucking season

oi u'e

>>220167088
Kekked and chekked.

>>220172517
On one hand it sort of makes sense because they’re clearly trying to paint Vought as evil Disney/who panders to the left while also doing so to the right because they own parts of Fox. But on the other hand the whole thing reeks of insincere “corporate punk” because this show is financed by a big corporation like Sony and then distributed by a mega corporate entity in the form of Amazon Prime. And that’s not even getting into the fact that it had huge brand collabs with Call of Duty, another series owned by a mega corporation. And they’re unironically copying what Marvel does with the MCU where you have spin-offs that feed the main series instead of just doing a one and done thing. All this does is ironically feed the demand for simpler and more traditional and positive heroes like Superman or Spiderman.

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>>220172768
this cognitive dissonance problem is not new for them, in season 2 they had an in-universe ad about "girl power" and how theres never been this many women in the seven, which was shown as nothing more than a corporate pandering and calculated move to capitalize on the "feminism" meme
but they also released a real world unironic ad celebrating girl power promoting this show, which they soon deleted after that episode aired

>>220167209
Soldier Boy has said it.
https://youtu.be/oTo9Vt0Sp3A

what a shitty episode how many are going to be?

>>220169124
She represents all the Trump sycophants who proved incompetent or ineffectual and were ultimately disposed of like garbage (ie Pam Bondi).

>>220173610
The actress was a crazy evil dyke bitch in her 40s. They just wanted her GONE. They already had enough mental cases with Erin and the asian who pretended she was physically attacked during #StopAsianHate.

I suspect we won't be seeing any of these cunts ever again after this last season.

>>220167436
>Dumb people literally think smart people have magic.
This is true, and I'd like to bring attention to the fact that you pretty accurately described what is pattern recognition and called it magic.

>>220172389
Asking the real question

>>220171367
>Decide that a man hating bulldyke lesbian is hot.
>Bulldyke lesbian is killed for pretending that she is anywhere near a man.
I'm just saying, Valorie Curry is a mid to low end woman pretending to be a lesbian for social media updoots.
I find her antics amusing.
She is such a fucking retard that she can't even hump a guy believably.
She is that much of an idiot.
>"We need you to wiggle around on a guy and pretend that you enjoy it."
>Valorie sits completely still on arguably one one of the hottest dudes laps in the last twenty years.
"Am I doing this right?
Stupid fucking cunt.

>>220173697
>The actress was a crazy evil dyke bitch in her 40s.
Explain

>>220173832
The actress who played Firecracker has hot, sweaty lesbian sex with beautiful but impressionable young women with huge tits. Disgusting.

This show has entirely turned into a Drumpf analogy and reddit tier humor. This episode could have been interesting but instead it turned into "let's just kill some wink wink actors for funz" and it was all played for laughs with zero weight to any of it.

>>220171266
ehhhhhh
I'm still waiting for the bullshit "ackshually I lied about the plan and managed to bullshit Ashley's telepathic second head because this was the REAL plan" because I don't believe for a second the show wouldn't somehow let her get out of all this scot-free because the showrunners think being smart is like being a wizard for your plot

>>220171822
Jewish writers project trump (who is just their puppet too kek) for misery self pity porn
Though they probably hate HL because he is an aryan chad

>>220174013
I don't think even trump haters enjoy this shit anymore.

>>220174094
I hate Trump because he's too much of a cuck and jewish semen gulper and it's lame. But I guess my reasons for disling Drumpf are different from leftists.

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>>220167142
Why do they always have to pick the ugliest looking black people? Like, there are pretty black girls out there. Remember when they used to cast Halle Berry?

its genuinly stupid Homelander never does anything to people talking shit to him
he's genuinly way more calm and patient than people give him credit for in universe, he gets insulted more than every other character combined and he hardly does anything
like it makes no sense he wouldnt break Stans arm or smth at this point
>oh but he wants him to love him soooo much
fuck off, if I were Homelander I'd have that nigga looking like boxing helena at this point he doesnt need arms and legs to talk

>>220167294
I liked her idea, But it's very irrealistic, A "smart" person knows that life is meaningless and choosing to live in it continuously is fucking retarded, Especially if you have a super power

>goes after everyone and makes corpo and political jokes out the ass
>still nothing about Israel

>>220174264
Kek yids reputation is so fucking bad right now they know if they used Homelander to destroy israel everyone would clap for him LMAO

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>>220167537
They literally fucking used the most stereotype shit for Arabs in the S2 "Naqeeb" and guess what, He explodes you fucking dumb retards

>>220174250
If you think about it starlight doesn't even try to hell an obvious mentally ill person, instead she pushed him to the limit through social media

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>>220167034
If soldier boy let him sure, otherwise it would be a tough fight.
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>>220167488
Butchers and Homelanders lasers have the same power. And Butchers laser, at incredibly short distance and as a concentrated blast that lasted multiple seconds barely left a scratch on his cheek. A scratch that had healed a few hours later. There is a reason Homelander didn't use it much against him, it just isn't an effective weapon against Soldier Boy.

>>220172140
it's obviously a lie if the writers arent retarded but they are so who knows. Nobody is dumb enough to reveal their plan to kill homelander to some random coward who will instantly turn you in. Nobody is dumb enough to want to sit alone in a bunker somewhere. The only realistic part of the plan is that she would want to kill everyone just because it would be an exciting thing to accomplish intellectually

why did he even kill firecracker, this show is retarded

>>220169866
i'm gonna fucking puke, This is like the worst shit i've seen

>>220167416
I believe Americans would fall for it.