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star trek sex with shran
federation bioships of the starfleet spiritual division explore causality and feminist literature
lol
A tin can, Sir.
>She's a fascinating woman, isn't she?
commander kelrec nooo
>>220236865please anon, staahp it with the ack webums
>>220236662Haliian space witches telepathically unblock your toxic masculinity and force you to clean your room
>>220237141holy...
saaars
For an episode about processing trauma, Starfleet Academy really hit the nail on the head with “The Life of the Stars.” With a myriad of barely disguised allegories on display between this thoroughly detailed and beautiful script and its inspirational source material (the 88-year Thornton Wilder play Our Town) this week’s ‘real life’ journey for our Starfleet Academy cadets and one 800-year-old photonic Emergency Medical Hologram really did the work. It tugged on those heartstrings at all the right moments (we see you stepping up, stage manager Ocam!), it hit you hard with those 30-year-old nostalgic feels you thought you were over (we’ll never forget you, Belle!), and it turned on the waterworks when you least expected it — the Doctor and Sam are a family now! The interwoven narratives between the cadets on the station and Sam (Kerrice Brooks) away on her own healing journey that pace the extended 63-minute run time of this episode never feel like a standard A-B story structure, as the “Our Town” thread expertly threads one scene to the next in an emotionally cohesive waterworks classic. Not something we always see in Star Trek, but something we get here. And it’s all bolstered not only by the tandem powerhouse performances of Kerrice Brooks as Sam and Robert Picardo as The Doctor, but also by the return of one of Star Trek: Discovery’s breakout characters.
v'ger nooo
>>220237137They're eating the AnticansThey're eating the Caitians
TOS movie era shuttles look so cool.
>>220236688They fixed her in the end. E is kinda nice, but it's essentially a warship. Roddenberry would have hated this direction
>>220237261Braun shaver
>>220237253AI script
>Say. My. Name.t. Doctor Who
>>220237314I knew it looked familiar. Can't unsee now
Heya-hoya heya-hoya heya-hoya heya-hoya heya-hoya heya-hoya heya-hoya heya-hoya heya-hoya heya-hoya heya-hoya heya-hoya heya-hoya heya-hoya heya-hoya heya-hoya heya-hoya HEY!
>>220237360>2011 cgi
>>220237374LeVar would probably enjoy that.
>Nah, you see... we ain't have to do that no 'mo. That prosthetical shit? Nuh uh>SAG be sayin' ya'll can't fire us if we can't be doing them prostheticals and that shit got me passin' out ya'll>ay yo how about you just gimme a lil bit o that wrinkle shit on my head ya feel me
>>220236756
>>220237376Fits the "era", really. Kind of like how the original communicators look a bit like a transistor radio.
>>220236637I respect the relentless persistence of your autism.
>>220236637star trek sex with wesley
>>220237392We are far from the loose slots and hot blackjack tables of our ancestors.Akoocheemoya.
>>220237785It's a bot.
>>220237785thanks>>220237915you're a bot
>>220237972You don't think having sex with him seems kinda gay?
>>220238117in my case it's not
>>220236621>Goes back in time to bang his school crushThe Prime Directive is OK with this?
>>220238143It was the usual Q pocket dimension bullshit. Probably.
>>220238143Only the temporal prime directive. Picard was there against his will and he didn't go off script from his memory.
>>220238141There are no girls on 4chan.
>>220237908acoochiecoochiemoya
>>220238143Q said nothing he did who matter. The only way this makes logical sense is if Q had full control of the scenario. Ie everything Picard could possibly do was preordained by Q, meaning that NOT banging his high school crush was a physical impossibility.
>>220237908kek
>>220238286Would*
>>220238253>Picard was there against his willQ forced him to "probe" Ensign Batanides' "pocket dimension"?
>>220238286When Q zaps Picard back 4 billion years to the beginning of life on Earth in All Good Things, was he really there or did Q also create a pocket universe? I he really so powerful to travel to any point in time in the universe? Doubt it
>>220237141If that historical. She would probably have been told to use the back door. As a matter of fact, she should be told the same today.
>>220238347could microbes that Picard had on his person from 4 billion years in the future impacted the primordial soup and changed Earth forever?
>>220236662To map the internal frontier of the spirit, to witness the resonance of reality across the tides of causality, to safeguard the sacred beauty of a fractured universe, and to boldly anchor the light of peace where the known and unknown converge.
>>220238436We all have a bit of Bev's pussy slime in us.
>>220238143Everything Q does is just highly advanced holograms, replicators, and transporters.
>>220238431*At that time in history*I really need to start proofreading my posts before I hit send.
>>220238436holy shit, I just tought the same thingeven his breath could have had an impact
>>220236637Nothing wrong on a Saturday night
big tiddy goth trekQ would
>>220238347Really makes you wonder if Qs can traverse over to other universes in the multiverse or is their continuum anchored to ours?
DS9 > ENT > TNG/TOS > VOY
Alright, watching the Last episode of S4 DS9.
>>220238554it's like a road of causality. Q continuum is a continuum because it's where it continues, they're just traversing multiverses and blowing up the milky way billion different ways for fun till they get bored unless you calm them down or stick them in a cage
>>220238602p'tak please
did you guys hear about the galaxies they're just starting to see that were created when the universe was only 290 million years old and their chemical compositions make no sense compared to our current understanding of how the universe was formed? there's now a hypothesis to explain it that our universe exists inside of a black hole that is part of a parent universe and what we call the "Big Bang" is actually the formation of the black hole that we are now inside. i won't go into huge detail but I just thought it was pretty cool.
>>220238748you are my least favorite weyounand i hate every one of you
>>220238748The thumbnail made it look like this Weyoun is wearing a graduation cap kek
>>220237908Wasn't Chakotay from South America? Like Mexico or even deeper?
>>220238808>the best one is your least favoriteweird but okay>>220238835ikr, some anon thought the same thing when I posted that pic before and made a shoop of him with one a while ago
>>220238436Realistically no, because early life was very incompatible with our current atmosphere and only exists in hydrothermal vents or such now after the great oxidation
>>220238748My guess is there’s something off on how we think galaxies form. The current age is probably right. If the models are still correct the universe is like 26 billion years old not 13.I’m in a place I thought I was before but it turns out according to everyone I’ve asked I’ve never been here before. Which is freaky. From shop owners to my family. It’s constant Déjà vu.
lieutenant commander tomov nooo>>220238857he's from... *shuffles papers* uhh... *snorts cocaine* give me like a... *bangs 7of9* akoocheemoyaland!*sweats profusely*
>>220237253
Late 99/2000 CGI is so comfy.
>>220239039imagine the shittier software they had back then. Pretty good. I've noticed a seam in the clouds. The parallax is also a bit strong
>>220239009>mfw avenue 5your talaxian fur fly is eating its own fur and its disgusting
>>220239039
>>220239009Trve
>>220238857he's from new zealand. that's he's got face tattoos.
>re-watch DS9>miles o'brien goes from lovable engineer to slowly descending into alcoholism as the dominion war drags ondid anyone else ever notice that his personality increasingly becomes "lol alcohol lmao" as the story progresses?
>>220239296*that's why
unimatrix zero. please respond.
>>220238911>My guess is there’s something off on how we think galaxies form.that's very possible. we just have wait for the light from 100 million years after the universe was formed (as far as we're aware) to reach us before we'll know more. lol
>>220238347>>220238436The Q are literally omnipotent. They are only limited by their own rules. They are not beyond blowing up a few star systems or changing the timeline. Q could transport Picard to the past and have it not affect the timeline, or he might just not care and Picard's germs were always part of Earth's distant history.Their powers are more vibes based than conscious decisions though. They want something to happen so it happens.
your talaxian fur fly is attempting to mate with a beaker
>>220238857He is descended from the "Rubber Tree People" so South or Central American rainforest.
>>220239337>vegetarian wifeYou'd drink too
>>220239132>>220239039I like the old cgi, the more time goes by I like it even move
>>220239410Break lightspeed and go out there. Einstein was just wrong, you can totally do it without weird time fuckery.
>>220239530don't encourage him pleaseweyoun are like rats, just end their timeline
>>220236637Is it "Star Trek: Sex With Shran", or "Star Trek Sex: With Shran". Like Star Trek Sex: Featuring Shran?
>>220239582yes. obviously. are you okay?
>>220239582it's like this
>>220236621Well, i haven´t. While you lot have been crying about LGTB academy i´ve been watching Enterprise kino and once i´m done with it i´m moving on to Voyager. That´s 7 seasons of kino i´ve not watched yet and then, AND THEN, i´ll still have DS9. I´m eating good for a while.
>>220239337He's Irish anon. The Dominion War was just his excuse to not have to hide his natural born alcoholism.
>>220238857His spirituality comes from a jewish suburbanite from ancient Los Angeles.
will shran teach at war college in season 2 of starfleet academy? we'l find out
>>220238857He was from some human colony planet. Native americans having fucked off from Earth to live on colony worlds, far away from white people, is a popular idea in Trek for some reason.It's a fictional tribe, supposedly originally from Central America. They just mixed some native American tropes together, painted a tribal looking thing on his forehead and cast a mexican.
>>220239714such an ugly show
>>220238347He’s god. Everything works out the way he wants it to. Even when he loses it’s because he decided to. No technobabble about time dilation or pocket universes needed. It simply is.
>>220239399You just know their 4 of 8 chan goes hard
>>220238347Time is not real.
kometa fish
>>220239624H&I ruleswatched all of voyager and DS9 on there
>>220239714>>220239808Why are you posting this crap over and over, it's weird
Is making a new trek show that's actually true to Trek even possible?
>>220239800but mirrors arecheckmade jay-den
>>220239825theoretically yes but because of the IP rape model that is current practice it just wouldn't be able to be called "Star Trek" even if it was in all other ways indistinguishable
>>220239824ur' are weird
>>220239624>>220239601Think of the potential Star Trek Sex: With Shran has as a sub-franchise though. Like the The Tonight Show: With Fallon. You could get a new host for Star Trek Sex next week if Shran is busy.
>>220239825Lower Decks did it so i don't see why notWell aside from the fact that companies don't make tv shows anymoreYou'd be looking at 8 episode seasons at best because every media company in america decided to chase streaming numbers that don't exist
>>220239410The grace telescope might help it’s going up within a year. It’s too high end for me, could be relatively effects as well, When I grew up exo planets might exist Then were rareNever earth likeRarely earth like Not very close Here we areWithin 100 light years there’s probably 130000-150000 planets and 1/100 is in the right spot, with the right rotation with the right atmosphere and there seems to be 4 places we could live. Maybe 3After grace I bet we will find earth sized objects in the Kuiper Belt which will have very little light but enough heat for liquid water to exist. Either from a dynamo thing or radioactive cores like earth. There’s a very small chunk of heat coming from our core dude to it
They should make a Star Trek/Doctor Who crossover comic like that one they did years ago, but with Starfleet Academy and Ncuti Gatwa Doctor Who.
>>220239868Give me a gay sex spin off with all of the twinky star fleet officers and i'm sold
>>220239825Right now? No. Wait 10 years so people can declare KurtzTrek non-canon. Like when they make a new Terminator every five years and call everything after 2 non-canon again.
>>220239868>think of a worse, shittier version of something I already came up withnah, I'm good
>>220239870lower dReck is NOT star trek. kys.
>>220239825Yeah, but they have to ditch the chrome slopcore aesthetic that they keep doing. They need to go back to cozy carpet and bloomy effervescence.
>>220239901with young wesley please
>>220239825Only if someone else bought the rights and started fresh, retconning all of nutrek.Paramount seems to be too invested in its awful franchise and its awful hack creators to do anything true to old trek.
>>220239870>Lower Decks did itLower Decks has a facade that looks somewhat like Star Trek, but the characters are nothing like what you would see in the time period it's set in. It's just not believably part of the 24th Century or the Star Trek universe as a whole.
>>220239924You're not gonna survive in Hollywood like that, kid.
>>220239925ok fag
>>220239971my show was already picked up and played on H&I for a season. what do you have to show? yeah that's what I THOUGHT
>>220239968how so?
>>220239973>nutrek tranny calling anyone a fagThe star of Starfleet Academy was bragging about how the series is "gay AF".
Idea for next Star Trek Show:Cozy Carpets.No kameo characters whatsoever.Set in that weird time that TNG and DS9 keeps referring to when they do 'future sequences'. In pic rel.Lean Heavily into the Liminal Dreamcore Cold Indie Aesthetic. Like a blue strobe light in a white Hall way blinking on an Ice Colony.
>>220239714The fact that no one in writing room didn't bother google what the fuck war college is still triggers me. The writers aren't just retards, they are lazy retards.
>>220239442The Q are the Fans judging what the writers have made. It’s very meta. It’s been known a very long time. Look up where the name comes from
>>220240040Would we get to see Riker's stilly triple-nacelle Enterprise-D again?
>Voyager>we get told multiple times that Voyager has a bad reputation and they always bring troubleHow even? Voyager is supposed to be one of the fastest ships around. How can rumors of Voyager travel faster than Voyager itself? Realistically none of the species they meet should have heard of them.
>>220239739An aesthetic holocaust.
>>220240053None of that jewelry passes regulation. Remove it at once, tree.
>>220240038Yea?I'm not talking about academy though am i faggot?
give it a year and some jailbroken chinese ai will accidentaly make the multiverse real while overheating in a chinese basement creating porn to sell for bitcoin
>>220240075Voyager is fast by Alpha Quadrant standards. Every second civilization Voyager encounters seems to have transwarp or near-transwarp travel locked down.
Pinkskin - Get This Party Started (feat. MC Dukat and DJ Shranhttps://vocaroo.com/1bYAoOZBIArZ>I could go for Miles if you know what I mean
>>220240066pwobabwy
>>220239714Is this Star Trek, or Mean Girls?
>>220240139guinan
>>220240040>Liminal Dreamcore Cold Indie Aestheticyou talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.
>>220239825Give me a billion dollars for a 7 season show of 20 'sodes each
>>220239998>>220239868being the magnanimous shranbae and previously successful showrunner I am, I will help workshop this concept with you. tell me what you think about this:Star Trek late night comedy talk show format has potential. We can't call it Star Trek Sex. that limits it too much. it has to be an open-ended concept so it can cover whatever topics we want including Star Trek sex. you can't have Shran as the host because he's not really friendly, funny and also racist so you couldn't have any Vulcans ever on the show. I suggest Quark as the host because he is generally neutral and amiable to everyone which would facilitate entertaining conversations and would make a good host. we can call it "After Dark with Quark" or something. Personally, I like that name because it rhymes.
>>220240091What the fuck was Tuvok on in that episode manDo you think he just hates those bean stinking bajorans
White Space... 'home.... everytime I see white space in Trek, I am reminded of home.
>>220240091back to regulation, understood
>>220239973>>220239870im trans btw
Starfleet Academy is both a breath of fresh air and a love letter to everything that came before. The series features a handful of deeply interesting, engaging, and relatable characters with dynamic and evolving relationships that drive the story forward. With a perfect blend of episodic and narrative storytelling, the series bridges the past and the future in a way that should fill viewers with hope.
>>220240436Trvth Tri-Cobalt Device
>>220240436>>220240501kys
>>220240436
>>220240598>hormones>estrogen
lieutenant dax, look it up, nerd
if you keep replying. it will keep happening. retards
>>220240696Illa Dax is best Dax.
isn't it happening just by watching?tilly episode up next
>>220240764ehhhshe cool but best dax remains to be provenand comparison is the thief of joy, i'm just glad dax made it across the burn
>>220240696
lieutenant sylvia tilly yesss
i like to watch star trek with commericials. the way it was always intended to be watched.
>>220241111checked for truth and nuggie breaks
got my bottle of kanar and some ketracel whitenothing wrong on a saturday night
>>220240308They have a caste system, a retarded religion and they're constantly bitching about a genocide that left 99.99% of them alive. They are a stubbornly illogical people.
>>220241111I wish i had more VHS ripsI've got the TNG finale and Voy premiere on tape and old commercials were just so goodThey use to actually market towards their audience with comfy adsI think my favorite thing was that the finale was taped on a local channel and it had news clips about fan meetups that were happening right after the episode ended
>>220240040>Cozy Carpetscarpet slipper trek
>>220240696Why are all of the characters so ugly?
>>220241208that sounds pretty comfy
>>220241194but they're cute and i wanna give them a kiss on their rigged noses
sam nooo>>220241293y r u?
>>220241293Leftist retards have a problem with physical beauty. They think it's raysisss to hire good looking white actors.
>>220241400y r u lying tho?
>>220240836North or South Dak'Hatas?
will you hold my hand?
>>220237421Well sheeeeeeeeeiiiiiiittttt. It's hilarious Nu-Trek went from Kling-orks straight to African savages.
are you the guy who screams at pocahontas?
the people have spoken
Was thinking about Neelix's wife again. Did they ever bother explaining how she can emotionally mature within such a short span? It's probably just a situation of 'lol psychic', right? Or just tell me which hair was the best hair.
>>220242189they never fully explained it but she has a super learning capacity and they were setting her up to be the away mission medical officer before they made emh mobile and then they started the physic stuff which doomed the character because she could just set every threat on fire with her brain magic
>>220239359Neelix didn't deserve her.
>>220242189You kind of have to grow up fast when you only live 10 years. Cats and dogs do it too.I never got why they had to write her out of the show just because Seven of Nine joined the crew. Was the mindset really "we can only have one dedicated hot girl" ? She could have just taken a backseat role and stayed as a side character.
>>220242605she had to be written off the show because they turned her into a demon
>>220242189>emotionally matureThat’s not really a thing
>>220242189I'm glad they never really expand on itIt's just sci fi bullshit for the sake of it lmaoIf you think about for longer than a minute it's straight up retarded
>>220242605>I'm evolvingHas to be the funniest fuckin way to write a character off of a showJust ah fuck it she turns into light says some bullshit and disappears
>>220242729>If you think about for longer than a minute it's straight up retardedIt sure is. It's something I know they weren't thinking too deeply about. But it pops up in my head every other year or so anyway because the idea is fun.
>>220242605they wrote her out cause she was losing her shit to put it short. cocaine and sexual harassment had a different quality in the 90s, Jeri Taylor tried talking to her but it didn't help, she got a nice ending calling her a hysteric bitch and braga hired Jeri Ryan. nothing weird about it be cool man.
What happens if a civie ship decides to say fuck the prime directive and give people medical aid?
>>220242770Didn't they ruin it by making her come back for one episode as an old lady with dementia who wants to blow up the ship?
>>220242850Picard drops in on his big dick galaxy class ship and blows you up with photon torpedos. He will be very sad about it and give a rousing monologue about ethics to his bridge crew afterwards though.
>>220242850federation probably hands out rewards for reporting a first contact opportunity, so do the ferengi depending on where it is and who the inhabitants are.depending on century i can image it happening often in federation space when they are weak and rarely when strong.that's probably what the other federation from tos was all about, just the same federation from before or after another loop or other reality shift
>what talaxian dick does to a motherfucker
>>220242818I think the idea was to have a character age with the show or somethinglike 7 seasons to the ~7ish years of life she has leftatleast that's how i'm rading the chicken bones of this unfinished character
>>220242770They basically did the same thing with Wesley Crusher in TNG. He drops out of college and becomes a space god.
>neelix wants to show me his talaxian fur flywhat do?release the janeway files
>>220242770It's even funnier when they do that and then bring the character back later, like with Daniel in Stargate SG1.
>And that is why you're not an evil man.>And then you spend some time with a man like Dukat and you realise that there is really such a thing as truly evil.??? Is Benjamin a schizo?
>>220243168please no one take this bait I'm beggin ya
>>220243168There’s a question mark at the end of the line but Avery Brooks cannot act. Regardless that episode would be better if it was a “no… he’s just a man” type thing. Idk how not killing people you think you should kill makes you more evil than if you had actually killed them.
>>220242189They didn't think anything through for the Ocampa. They just kept tacking on wacky alien traits.Now that I think about it, most of the "outsider" characters end up accumulating a bunch of bullshit traits, powers, immunities, and weaknesses over the course of the series for the sake of plot-of-the-week contrivances, but they speedran it for Kes.Oddly, they barely did anything with Talaxian physiology.
It just keeps getting better and better...Let Me Help, by Edith Keelerhttps://youtu.be/l-_CkPVwjNw
>Tuvok then drily suggested that it might be better placed by the secondary injector port, much to Torres' chagrin.>Torres nevertheless thanked Neelix and genuinely added that "I'm sure he'll work like a charm.">secondary injector port>i'm sure he'll work like a charmmy sides>>220243168all will be revealed, in time
>>220243216I am legitimately confused if Sisko was lying to Dukat, or if he meant what he said and then changed his mind when talking to Dax a few minutes later.
>>220243352no you're not and I'm not falling for it fuckerrrrr
>>220243399Stop messing with my head.
>>220239348No he's got face tattoos because aliens came to earth 25,000 years ago and taught his native american ancestors how to tattoo their faces and speak as shown in the episode Tattoo.
>>220239462>Rubber Tree Peoplelmao wtf is this? Plantoid aliens with rubber forehead prosthetics?
>>220243168>>220243352the first part he is concluding dukats rant after knocking him out. it is poorly executed and confusing.
>>220243551space nudists
>tfw you will never know what it is like to become the most evolved form of humanity
>>220243168The Dukat in charge of the Occupation and even the Dukat who sold his people out to the Dominion was a complex man with shades of grey.The Dukat who declared his intent to destroy a planet and eventually all life in the universe is a cartoon supervillain.
The Burn, but it affects Leola Root instead of dilithium.
>a teachable moment
>>220242189Short is nice for the elfin alien vibe but long curly is pure sexo
What does God need with a nuclear wessel?
>>220243561It’s confusing because having a psychotic break and screaming about how he should have killed people he didn’t actually kill doesn’t really deserve a sarcastic quip in response.
lieutenant rork yesss
>>220243914It's confusing (to you) because you have autism
>>220243914yes. its a fumbled ending to an otherwise interesting episode. pretty typical for ds9
Why does God allow for all of these temporal anomalies to exist?
>>220244052That's His business.
>>220244052for the lulz
>>220244052he created time so he can do whatever he wants with it
>>220244087thats right
Were Avians the Xindi equivalent of Injuns?
>>220244004I felt that way about a lot of Voyager episodes
Why didn't Janeway just keep doing slingshot maneuvers until she pissed the time cops off enough to send her back to Earth?
>>220244171they were giraffes that flew too close to the sun and burned away for their hubris
>>220243038Same with Troi's kid>Thank you for incubating and birthing me after I raped you>Alas, I must evolve past this human form>*cue wistful music*
>>220244171i can see that but a more interesting question is why they never did live action bird people.
>>220244206Voyager episodes have no denouement where they could use one, like Tuvix or Repression.
>>220244211only spock knows the math
>>220244247That creature has six limbs.
>>220244280seven
>>220244315>you rang?
>that episode of TOS where they go to the oriental planet
>>220244247I'm rewatching TNG season one now. In Angel One, Riker mentions making first contact with one species wearing feathers. And it always pissed me off how we were stuck on the boring feminist planet instead of the cool bird planet.
sevenlookwarp slug
>>220244348i went to the cool bird planetshit was cashsucks to be riker on the picard earl grey bargebased to be me on the mccarthy scotch cruise
How am I meant to live knowing that I won't ever be an alien girl getting dickmatized by Captain Kirk? It's not fair!
>>220242770They do that in Transfigurations and the guy just takes off to do a Third Impact on his home planet and nobody seems to care, rather like it’s a good thing.
first contact tier list>amoebous>humanoid>aquatic (medusid)>aquatic (squid)>insectoid/arachnid>reptilian>???>NTHESUNTHESUNTHESU>felinid
>>220244596is the little dick bulge an essential part of the next phase of evolution?
>>220244697its the most important part
>>220242770>they turned into light and joined god when noone lookedsurprisingly common way for young female saints to disappear by the way, especially in latin america. the mute who hasn't talked since she spent a week at uncle julios house that summer, she spoke a final time to the priest when noone was there and turned to light.
>>220244806What the fuck are you talking about?
>>220244806Beautiful thank you God bless
>>220244817pic related is 100 years of solitude, a defining novel four the south american spirit and it has one of those. young girls mostly, who are raped or otherwise traumatized at a young age, turn mute or otherwise psychologically unfit for society, stay living with their parents living a childish life till one day the visit the priest for confession and turn into light behind the chapel.i got a chapel named after one such girl not far from where i grew up for a while, it's a common way to write out a character with gracethe priest smashed the tards skulls in with a shovel
>>220244585Shut up Takei.You're a mental case.
federation wall of honorbe gay, do crimeqapla'
>>220245077It's what happens when you let faggots run wild..."Star Trek: The Next Degeneration"https://youtu.be/hQ0wnxaEKug
>>220245153>15 minute nigtuber rantnice try, zionists
>>220244171Abos
>>220244931>a defining novel four the south american spiritSo the south american spirit is practice incest until your kids have tails?
>>220245190>Don't watch that! It's a jewish propaganda piece that's full of criticism of our precious nuTrek faggarinos!
>holographic defensethink of the possibilitiesguilt free cnidarian holo-medussy
>>220240696>SHIT NIGGA WE WUZ CARDASSIAN-TRILLS N SHEEEIT
>>220245368watch the show, bromake up your own opiniongood, bad, goofy, spoofy, whateverand if you want to talk about itfind like-minded individualsonline for exampleor among your friendsorganize a meetingdress up for a conexercise your hand so you can do the live long and prosperwrite 600 pages of fan fiction about the tachyon cannon of your dreamsmeet new people through this passionshare good times and valuesmake friends for lifefall in lovehave a star trek themed weddingwatch your grandchildren cringe when you show them picturesthey run away to watch holo-tvits star trek, new episodeslife is goodhttps://youtu.be/RqbkBY0TRdU
>>220245404RIKER: Just hoping this isn't the usual way our missions will go, sir.PICARD: Oh no, Number One. I'm sure most will be much more interesting.IOW, we know this premiere episode was shit, but just keep tuning in, and we promise the show will get better... At least we hope so.
>>220241460First of all, gay. Second of all, he's half-Maori. Worst thing is they don't even have him throw down.>COOK THE MAN SOME FUCKING EGGS, BITCH!
>>220241902>I don't wish to hold hands with an NI see the Doctor is as unPC as ever.
>>220245539Fuck off faggy fatty.
>>220245564shut up, faggot
>>220243043wtf it looks like a fucking rat. No wonder Voyager was destroyed in this episode.
>>220245567here's your token white people>>220243808
>>220243987Lol OK Joss Whedon.
>>220245612What the fuck is going on with O'Brien here?
>>220245404I still don’t know why the farpoint station guys were bad for feeding the space jellyfish. They had no reason to think they just weren’t giving it enough food
>>220245670i think its a cap from one of them shitty AI upscales
It keeps gettin better, I tell ya!Country Hillbilly Star Trekhttps://youtu.be/VxcKM0EXxL8
Is this the newest 'geezer schizo' meltdown technique? Just spamming nu trek in the thread constantly?
glimpsing the nemesis rnama
>>220246661how big is your peenis?
>>220246335>i asked my fatherMogh, the father of Worf (son of Mogh), was killed at the Khitomer outpost massacre in 2346.
>>220245709they were keeping a sentient creature captured against their will, forcing it away from its mate and much more on top of trying to swindle the federation for... membership? the plan was trash, the people too. free space squidussy
>>220246715It made Linda Lovelace gag.
Favorite one-off characters? For me it's Morn's old associates.
>>220246735The guy insisted he didn’t know all that shit. Why would he? They simply weren’t giving it enough energy to take flight, but it’s not like you should assume it could take flight in The first place
>>220236621SHE WAS 17 AND HE GAVE HER TONGUE
>>220246726Here's a hint...It's all make believe.(Cue Conway Twitty)
>>220246809the implication is that he's lying and dum and the federation is good and smart. it's a first episode declared to set the tone for new and returning viewers
>>220246935Cool it with the antisemitic remarks.
>neelix hands you his musky talaxian furflywhat do?
>>220247055Bite the head off and spit it back at him
>>220247094>putting neelix odorous talaxian furfly in your mouthjail>>220242962
>>220245736Oh, it sucks. It should erase the background characters if they wind up looking like that.
>>220244272https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE
Sum up your life with a single StAR TREK image
>>220247264i'm gay with my autistic brother
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>>220247343But there's still so much fresh New Trek coming out like... SNW season 4 and the truncated season 5, which were already filmed... and SFA season 2, which was already filmed... and...
>>220247392a bit outdated but you get the idea
>>220247392That Nazi David Ellison cancelled New Trek.
>>220247587Nazis just keep winning.
>>220247587Literally who
>tfw you share several very specific interests with this guyCould be worse
>>220247264that's not a single image you stupid bitch
>>220247920I didn't say I was doing it twerp
>>220247800Harlan Ellison is simultaneously the most hateable and lovable little shithead who ever lived.
>>220247800Unless you're also bipolar and untreated like he was, it probably doesn't mean anything.
>>220248248Bipolarity doesn’t work how people think it works
That’s a man
>>220248707I've seen her nudes
>>220240398Better. However arboreal lifeforms are not technically considered sentient. Report to sick bay for dissection.
>>220248794I used to have this saved as "VF and BF.jpg"
>>220248176He was mad at Roddenberry for years for changing his script of City On The Edge Of Forever, but I think the changes Roddenberry made improved the story.
>>220248876Fuck that lefty fascist nigger. I wish he'd never gotten his chance.
>>220247800IktfNo, not THOSE interests, that's the whole issue.
How does post scarcity earth work exactly? Im thinking of at least around DS9 era.You dont have to work, and everythings provided for you? Life is about bettering yourself and others while enjoying life? Is there a waiting list for places to live? How did Siskos dad get a restaraunt? Can anybody open one and be given one? People enjoy being waiters and cooks in his restaraunt just for fun, because theres no pay? Picards family has an orchard? How'd that happen?
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>>220249084>>220249101You guys are so fucking embarrassing
>>220238139>suicide nets all around the bridgeAre those there in real life right now? lmao
>>220249065Replicators make most material cost less than pennies to produce. Healthcare and schooling is free. Housing is also incredibly cheap because of abundance of land, low cost of materials and ease of construction. They still have currency but the sort of debt slavery you see today is no longer fiscally possible. Credits are still used to pay others for labor and facilitating the usage of large amounts of energy, materials, real estate, etc. Basically anything that can't just be replicated.
>>220249065Communism is all about equality. Everybody's equally poor.
>>220249065When replicators can turn rocks into cordon bleus there 's not much incentive left for manual labor. A post scarcity restaurant would be little more than an elaborate vending machine>place order>receive food instantaneously>enjoy supper>dishes don't have to be washed, just cycle them back into the replicator>uneaten food tooNo people required, except the customer
>>220249142Make up your damn mind.
